MISC REVIEWS – SYDNEY

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  1. Cockinarses says:

    Ahhhh excuse me Mr / Mrs ADMIN Xie Xie
    WTF (why the fuck) do you have posts that date back 5 – 7 years.
    Dim Wit Chinaman. They are irrelevant

    Get with it lazy and start scrubbing

  2. Not Happy Jan says:

    For the last 18 months almost every time I have a massage I end up with red spots on my legs and butt up to a week later.They take ages to go.
    Because I have massage about twice a week… can’t pin it on anyone.
    I’m thinking most of these shops are filthy and don’t change sheets after each customer.
    Any ideas fellas ?? Don’t really want to go cold turkey and stop for lengthy periods… unless really necessary.

    • Alfred Big Cock says:

      Gee Not Happy Jan, i suggest you desist from frequenting these establishments and start going to church. You know it makes sense. LMAO

      • Not Happy Jan says:

        Alfred Micro Penis
        Go fuck yourself…. hope you get warts all over you

        You can’t even apply tomato sauce to you miniature cocktail Frankfurter..All these old bags are laughing at your puny prick.
        Even chinamen have a bigger one ahhahahahah

  3. Alfred Big Cock says:

    During the week, I dropped into MH. A lot of new ladies were on hand. I picked Billie. Has huge bazookas. Slim & trim body. In comparison to her body her boobs are out of proportion. Grrrrrr. Very very attractive woman. In the room she did not disappoint. She gave me I a good sucking of my erect throbbing rock hard penis. I reciprocated by tonguing, licking, kissing and sucking her pussy & ass. She really loved it as i alernated my attention between both holes. She moaned a lot and she came a number of times. Then i inserted two fingers into to her extremely moist pussy. My tongue was working her clitoris. Then she gushed!!! A big wet patch on the bed! LOL. Got into a 69 position. Finished off with sex with a condom. Missionary position. I was mesmerised by her HUGE tits shaking &
    wobbling as i pounded her pussy. Farking beautiful sight!!!!!
    No if you like huge tits on a slim trim body then I recommend Billie. You wont be disappointed. I will definitely see her again.

  4. Mal says:

    Admin this site has been infected with ransom malware. twice i have had my screen locked demanding i contact some fake bastard to get a password. fortunately for me i am using firefox and have set my browser to clear cookies and history when it closes, even though the browser is locked i can shut down the computer and that closes the browser clearing this shit. so when it reboots all is good. but 2 times now. your site has been hacked. probably that pal / churchy nut job.

    • Admin says:

      will work on it now
      thanks for letting us know

    • Pal says:

      Hey Guys !!
      Not guilty on that one. I had the same problem… locked my computer and reference to some bogus Microsoft site.
      It’s called the ZEUS virus and doesn’t seem too serious. I forced a restart on my computer and ran some malware software. Seems to have gone.
      As for Churchy – I have it on good authority his is disgusted with everyone and gone to Rome. But he did send his XXOO you all.

      • Churchy says:

        Hi Sinners
        Its Churchy here… I’ve discovered I can access this filthy site here in Rome… isn’t that good.
        Will keep an eye on all your dirty activities … and Not Happy Jan .. I think the advice Alfred Big (sorry to dirty to say) is right. Just be a good boy

  5. Adamx says:

    Anyone been to 21 Scott Street Liverpool?

    • Handsomebtch says:

      What the hell are interested and I would am interested in a while to be sure to check in the morning and I am would be much better than the other day and night time to go here in the lobby with the photos are on the internet today I will be in your face and body is amazing 😍

      • Slamming Salami says:

        HandsomeBitch. Are you on drugs. Suggest you proof read your posts prior to submission. I dont understand your post! It just doesnt make sense

    • Malik says:

      Adam, i been plenty times

    • Ladforyou says:

      Anyone been to the hotel next week Saturday and then MD is a new one and the new one and I would am willing to survive for the shoot is not how much are you available tomorrow. At least one year one of the night time to come in for a bitch giveme a call at the end for your reply and then again. Who acted as a result of email transmission may contain confidential information regarding the daye to the next week Saturday and then we go Mary’s University of California Berkeley Street.

      • Jewlian Arseange says:

        It looks like you typed that in the dark

      • Slamming Salami says:

        Ladforyou. . Are you on drugs. Your drivel is similar to the drivel posted by HandsomeBitch. I reckon you are posting under both monikers! Did you ever graduate fron 3rd Grade? Suggest you proof read your posts prior to submission or stop taking drugs. I dont understand any of your posts! They dont make sense

  6. big pete says:

    i hooked up with a guy down at maroubra toilets the other day who could shoot multiple loads. i’d only met him once before when i sucked his dick at the bathhouse. i was horny the other night and trawling through my phone looking for some cock and saw his number there and figured i’d give him a call. about 30 minutes later he had me bent over the toilet balls deep in my ass. he shot his first load after 5 minutes. “ok cool”, i thought, “short fuck, but whatever.” but he just pulled his cock out and jerked himself for 10 – 14 seconds, then put it back in my cumhole — hard as a rock. he blasted like 5 loads in me in the space of about 30 minutes. there was so much cum in my fuckhole by the end you could literally hear it sloshing around. it was really hot the way he would pull out his jizz soaked dick from time to time and feed it to me. after we finished we chilled and smoked some weed. i had to put a towel on the couch before i sat down because cum was leaking out my ass and down my legs! even the next day i was blasting out chunks of cum with my farts. maroubra toilets are great.

    • Ladforyou says:

      The hell is going well fix them tonight and I work with the other day and time for the late notice and disclaimer this message in error or no access and use train to London and New year’s Day theme shoot soon after that we have a great site as you know that I have some ideas we are doing great and the new phone yesterday and I would like you to flash and I thought it would be great

      • Slamming Salami says:

        Ladforyou. . Are you on drugs. Your drivel is similar to the drivel posted by HandsomeBitch. I reckon you are posting under both monikers! Did you ever graduate fron 3rd Grade? Suggest you proof read your posts prior to submission or stop taking drugs. I dont understand any of your posts! They dont make sense. What da Fark!!!

  7. Last Friday i went to MH. Quite a selection of BBWs were on hand. Apparently all new to
    MH. I picked Nicky. Has huge bazookas. Before any one asks, she is a BBW so she aint slim like Layla, Tessa, Nicole et al. I was on the receiving end of a good sucking of my erect throbbing rock hard penis. If you like huge tits & BBWs then Nicky would “fill” those requirements. LOL

  8. big pete says:

    I can highly recommend Thompson’s Corner Near Coles at West Penent Hills. One of the best (if not THE best) spot I know for sucking and fucking. If I go there 5 days in a week I’ll get action at least 3 days after waiting maybe 20 minutes. I went down there this morning at 7am, found a guy, went in with him to the cubicle. The disabled one is the best. There is no lock on the door cause it’s just a seedy brick shithouse and has been fucked up with vandalism and shit but usually you can just close the door and nobody will bother you. It felt great standing up facing the wall while he knelt down behind me and chewed on my hole. We had to be quiet for a few moments when a guy came in for a piss. after he left we decided to go into the bushes around the back so we didn’t have to worry about noise. In the scrub he finished eating and fucking my arse. He had a big thick cock and blasted a nice creamy load up my hole. After he left i waited around and another guy fucked my ass using the first guys load as lube. I’m usually there from 7 – 8 mornings before work if anyone is interested. Public toilet block just up from the Coles.

    • Con says:

      To Small Pete

      Keep your gay crap to yourself.
      This is a mans site where real men chase women. There are plenty of twisted gay sites you can publish this shit.

    • Pharque Off, Big Pete. We dont want to hear about your perverse life style.

    • Churchy says:

      Hey Small Pete… You know it’s illegal to procure for the intention of sexual services in a public place ??

      You fucking idiotic nitwit.
      I am reporting this place to the cops. Hope they catch you. Imbecile.
      Go and crawl back into to toilet you came from.

    • XXXLarge says:

      Thanks Big Pete. Sounds promising as I want to take my new faggot bitch Pal for a little M2MMMMMMMMM dogging. He texted me the other night and once he had finished crying (again) he said because of the increase in power prices he might not have enough money to pay the rent. Fuck the LNP. Silver lining is that I get to punk out faggots like Pal to all and sundry.

      Also want to line him up with Sonya the TS with an 8″ monster cock.

      http://sydney.cracker.com.au/TranssexualEscorts/100-hard-cock-in-parramatta-now/48187943

      Do you think I should fuck Pal first to loosen him up with my 7.6″?

  9. Plonk Artist says:

    Thought I’d report on a massage session this afternoon at a Thai shop. Never been there before, not advertised on PP and word was around that they do happy endings.
    Was greeted by a very pretty Thai girl about 21 yrs. Slim nice body.
    Well sorry to say; wasn’t a nice experience. I was naked under a towel and she knew I wasn’t there for a professional massage. Actually, she didn’t have a clue about a good massage anyhow. She did a hurried job on the back of my body then asks me to flip over. Hand job $50 ok ?? Agreed upon, but she went straight for the hot dog and 10 minutes into stroking it yelled out to ” it ” in an angry voice “hurry up”. She obviously wanted to get it over quickly – but as I am not a fast shooter – I kept it going for the full hour (with very minimal touching allowed)… ejaculating just as the alarm clock rang. Needless to say I won’t be returning.
    I am over these precious Thai girls … Chinese better value. A lot of shops are now insisting you go for an hour – if you want whole body massage. Or else they will say can only do neck and back for half hr.
    This experience was a reality check for me. I have been in the habit of getting girls to provide HJ’s. How foolish. What an utter waste of money. Here are my sums.
    Massage (1hr) =$70 + HJ = $50…total at twice a week = $240.
    Now for 50 weeks of the year = $12,000 …. shhhhhiiiitttttttttttttttt
    For that money I can go to a country just north of Australia (massages $7-50 / hr)
    Flights, accommodation, massages, bonking … three times a year and still have money left over.

    • Plonk Artist.
      I like the way you think.
      BTW your mathematics is excellent

    • MAC says:

      I agree.
      I’ve become a bit more selective and cost conscious since the start of the year.
      Hence my lack of new reviews as I’m seeing the same girls on rotation.

      Maximum I pay for part 1 is fifty and part 2, fifty.
      Once a week and we’re looking at ~$5k habit a year.
      Which is fine, won’t affect my budget.

      Sometimes I go twice a week, then other weeks are too busy with work or just DIY.
      Plus, I’m leaning more towards FS with my part 2 nowadays.

      I turn down a handy if the girl isn’t up to standard with her massage and/or attitutude.
      Plenty of other places to visit.
      Don’t put up with sub-standard service.

      • Plonk Artist says:

        Thanks Albert Einstein & Mac
        Mac some good ideas there. Maybe the shot is to cut down – with less frequent visits. Although even omitting massage, perhaps FS will start costing (every pussy has a price after all). And a bit of DIY as you say to tide you over.
        Funny as teenagers we were expert at DIY, but as we get older we become more dependent on females.
        And with the saved funds maybe head overseas occasionally for a better deal.

        • MAC says:

          ^^^
          I need my Part 1.
          Great for these winter months. IMO.

          My maths:
          $35/40/50 for Part 1.
          $40/50 for Part 2 (services varies between providers)
          If you pay anymore, might as well go to a brothel.

          DIY: Free. LoL

          • Dick Theria says:

            True: More and more I’m thinking of paying for just massage then DIY for part 2. Why give your hard earned cash away for a couple of squirts.

            Just an idea – someone should start a masturbation school for those gents that have forgotten how to .
            Trouble is – a couple of poofters on this site would want to be the director of the school to supervise the gents heheh

      • GFE LFAGT says:

        Totally agree with you MAC. I have given up on Kograh. My latest find is Judy in pennant hills road, carlingford on Thursdays and at Bondi on Fridays.
        Mac any place you can recommend?

      • MAC says:

        ^^^^

        Not really, been going to the ones at Marrickville , Lidcombe and West Ryde in the past few months and now checking out the ones at Thornleigh and Carlingford.

        Will report in once I’ve racked up a few visits.

        I’ve been to Thornleight once to see Lisa. Really enjoyed her massage.

        She’s on holidays for a few months. Probably back home to skip the winter here. Will try to catch up with her when she returns.

        Planning a couple of visits to city shops next week to catch up with another Lisa and try a new girl.

        Keep an eye out for my reviews.

        Cheers.

      • Peter says:

        Gidday MAC

        $100 will get you 60 minutes of anything you want at 303 Stacey Street BANKSTOWN

        • MAC says:

          Thanks mate.

          I remember looking at this on Google Map and thinking, shit, everyone can see you walking into the property from the main road.

          Is there a an alternative entrance ?
          Or you just do the walk-of-shame. LoL

    • derek says:

      my rule now is to just avoid the Thai massage parlours fullstop no matter how tempting they may appear and just go to the Chinese ones.

  10. Bung Hole Plumber says:

    I was feeling a toey and decided to visit my favorite western Sydney barebacking establishment. I informed one of my minders to ring in advance and book me a girl who is not to fond of the condom.

    On arrival I was greeted by a young lass named Lilly who I instantly found enchanting. All holes where on offer, au natural and she had an exquisite rimming technique the likes I have not experienced since returning from South East Asia.

    As mentioned above the wet suit was optional but I did have to pay extra for the pleasure of entering her ginger. It was a nice, tight, snug fit and I finished the session by coating the insides of her vagina with my gentleman’s relish.

    I finished off blowing in her arse hole after pounding it for at least 5 minutes. Great session: DFK, BBBJ, DATY, BBFS, CIA, 69 & anal.

  11. BIGG Badd Jon says:

    I had the pleasure of Taylor’s services this week. Another gem at RCT. The session included dfk, daty, bbj, 69 and finished off in lay-down doggie while her head to one side with frantic dfk and massaging her clit at the same time. It was intense and another one that I will be seeing again. Pussy was very tight

    • Slammin Salami says:

      Taylor is really nice and she is cock starved for some reason she doesn’t pull many jobs.She treats punters really well and rides you like it was her last fuck she will ever get.Knows how to give a decent BBBJ too

      • RR says:

        Did you find the “unmentionable’s” ad in Cracker? If not, here is her ad:
        ” You will visit me in my stylish, private and discreet home. I am a stunning 42 yr old, Australian born with an European background. I have long luscious light brown hair, my body is a tight toned and tanned size 8 with a full natural bust. I will always be dressed immaculately with beautiful lingerie & stilettos…..I’m extremely playful, very sexy and I have a very open mind. Genuine photos & genuine to my description. Discretion assured. Your call would be appreciated to discuss further details
        0456 394 255
        Poster’s age: 42
        Location: Coogee, East Sydney, “

      • RR says:

        Dougie or is it Pal, Cute Sausage, Churchy, Wartboy & so on. You are a big fat liar. It is obvious you have not met her. I’ve seen her at Coogee & at Riverwood. Good try but you dont fool anyone. What do you gain by lying? Just pathetic

  12. RR says:

    You’re a pain in the butt, Steve. Here are the instructions. Listen carefully as this is the LAST time I’m writing this. What i’m about to detail was already posted a couple of days ago. Fuck! Can’t see the forest cause of the trees or can’t see the tree cause of the forest?
    Here it is & dont ask me for further explanation or instructions.
    1. go to CRACKER
    2. select ESCORTS
    3. do a SEARCH on her name
    4. The name starts with an “h”; ends in an “na”; rhymes with “selina”. It has SIX letters. The third letter is a “l”; the second & fouth letters are an “e”. Write in down on paper. An absolute dumbfuck woulb be able to work it out from these instructions

    • BIGG Badd Jon says:

      I had the pleasure of Taylor’s services this week. Another gem at RCT. The session included dfk, daty, bbj, 69 and finished off in lay-down doggie while her head to one side with frantic dfk and massaging her clit at the same time. It was intense and another one that I will be seeing again. Pussy was very tight

    • Churchy says:

      Hey RR, betcha Steve the Dumbfuck cant work out your instructions. LMAO. Maybe you should’ve told him the fifth letter was an “n”.
      Hey Steve, the name is:
      “H…..E……L……..E……..N……..A”
      You got it?

      • Steve says:

        Thanks churchy. I cant work out the name. I’m such a dummy.

        • Salim Maaahaaaaagaaaa says:

          Here is the ad, Steve. BTW dont forget to vote for me in the upcoming council elections.
          You will visit me in my stylish, private and discreet home. I am a stunning 42 yr old, Australian born with an European background. I have long luscious light brown hair, my body is a tight toned and tanned size 8 with a full natural bust. I will always be dressed immaculately with beautiful lingerie & stilettos…..I’m extremely playful, very sexy and I have a very open mind. Genuine photos & genuine to my description. Discretion assured. Your call would be appreciated to discuss further details xx
          0456 394 255
          Poster’s age: 42

          • Location: Coogee, East
          Sydney, Sydney
          LET ME KNOW HOW YOU GO. WRITE A REVIEW. BTW YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED. SHE’S FUCKING AWESOME. GREAT BODY. SWEET TASTING PUSSY

  13. XXXLarge says:

    I had just finished a session with RCT with Angel. Now everyone knows she gives BBFS so that was all good. Only took 30 minutes because I had to get back to work so I blew in her and she wasn’t pissed off thank god. Work started texting me but I was still horny so I dispensed with shower. Went outside to my car parked opposite and saw this sketchy dude outside looking into his hand. Was about to give him some loose change when I noticed he kept looking at RCT. Greeted him and asked WTF was going on. He replied wanted a session but was short 20 bucks. Shock my hand and asked if I could give him the funds. Was going to tell him to fuck off and get job but ok what will you do for it. He looked at the ground and said anything like clean you car but I had a better solution. I swing both ways but prefer to top than bottom. Clearly this wasn’t going to happen in my Honda civic ’89 so I said if you blow me I’ll give you 30. We shook on it and he got into my car and drove around the corner into the deliver lane. Hit the recline and unzipped and he went to work on me. Felt I was a bit rude and asked him his name and he said it was Cal or Pal, hard to make out coz my dick was in his mouth. I know it cruel but really got off on him sucking off Angel’s cunt juices and by proxy all the dude’s she has fucked BB. After about 5 minutes I knew I couldn’t come coz his technique was shit and I did facefuck him when he refused to DT holding his head down while I thrust upwards. Had all this salivia on my balls what a fucking mess so left it at that. Gave Cal or Pal 20 bucks and told him to fuck off, looked like he was going to cry.

    Good times

    • XXXL says:

      What a fucking load of BULL SHIT, xxxsmall. Nice try, Con Rod (Churchy, Cute Sausage, Pal, Wartboy, Constable, etc etc).

      • XXXLarge says:

        Hey I’m not proud of what I did but I had to get my dick clean somehow. I got Pal’s mobile number and after he stopped crying he said to call him because he can’t afford hookers on newstart so we should be making a ‘business arrangement’ so he can dip his wick into some real pussy once in a while.

        • Pal says:

          Hey don’t worry XXXLarge.
          I have something to confess to you after you got me to come over your place; to watch you wash your prick in the bath.
          Secretly, Cute Sausage was looking in the bathroom window and photographing you . He just couldn’t contain his laughter.
          Same as me, those tears of mine were tears of laughter. What we witnessed was you washing your
          1 1/2 ” dick. You thinking that you had an XXXLarge one is absolutely hilarious. It would only occupy a tiny portion of a hot dog roll.
          That business arrangement we made was surreptitiously with a women’s magazine. Your puny dick with be all over the popular rag soon…. for all the women to gaze in wonderment. Bring your own microscopes ladies and gents.

      • Mahmood says:

        Dat’s very funy

  14. Johnny Ringo says:

    Popped into MH this afternoon as i was feeling horny. Met Miss Boom Boom. A new WL. About 50. Trim body with a great set of boobs. Well groomed. They were fucking HUGE compared to her trim boby. Asked a couple of questions and decided to give her a go. Went into room & had a shower. Stripped ready for shower and she comes back in. Anyway I hop onto bed, she strips and hops onto bed. She isn’t skinny, but solid and has a booty. She has a pretty face, that’s why I chose her. She starts catbath before moving up and letting me suck on her boobs. Then start kissing my way down her stomach and she ends up sitting on my face. DATY her for a while and she starts moaning. Got her to lie down so I can enjoy her some more. Shaven pussy with no flaps. Doesn’t allow me to spread her legs too wide. After a while, lie down and she gives me a nice BBBJ. Goes for a while and then tries to cowgirl. I couldn’t get him to go in properly so she lies down and I enter her in mish. After a while turn her over for doggy. Nice booty for doggy. She didn’t seem to be making many noises, but when I was reaching point of no return and started banging her hard, she gave out a few squeals and I blew hard. After clean up, she asked if I wanted a massage. Laid down and she gave a strong massage, more like a pressing massage, but very firm none the less. Laid on top of me for the last minute before time was up. Went to have a shower, got dressed and left. She said she doesn’t know what days she will be working, until she sees if she likes it. Would see her if she stays

    • Con Rod (aka Churchy aka Cute Sausage) says:

      Dats nuthing. Here’s a blow by blow detailed account of my latest encounter. What a night. I went there for some relief after a hard night of drinking. I chose a random thai girl initially. As i was approaching my designated room i saw this Eurasian hottie with large breasts going to another room. I couldn’t stop looking and thinking about her when i was doing the thai chick. After when i was finished i asked the boss who that hottie was and told me it was cat. After a while i realized that i was still horny and unsatisfied so i went in for seconds and this time with cat. And thank god i did. She was beautiful and her service was amazing! It was like i was making a professional porn movie. We went several positions and she used the mirror very well like a porno prop. Her breasts were amazing! Luckily i blew my load 30mins before hand because i would of lasted 30 sec! What a hek experience. It was like a date with a porn star! (does 2 days a week). It was real nice fucking a chick for a change. Been rooting a lot of ladyboys of late.
      BOOYAH
      KAPOW
      KAPOW
      WHAMMO
      PRFT

  15. Happy Punters – good news – we are opening our new Riverwood shop next Tuesday 20th June 2017! 20% off for the first 2 weeks! All your favourite ladies from our Green Square and Rockdale shops, and quite a few new ones! Come and visit soon!
    351 Belmore Road Riverwood.
    Shop Phone: 8502-0552. Mobile Phone: 0451-369-388
    More details and map on our new website:
    http://www.351riverwood.com.au

  16. Bronco Lane says:

    Well i had an interesting time here have not been here for more than a year but decided to go down yesterday to try out emily. Man firstly she is quite the attractive looker and is very cute nice round tits and wet pussy. Her bj skills were really good and she wanted me to eat her out which i did. Then after we had a screw she gave me a massage which also was really good then we had a shower together and she started to give me a 2nd bj on the bed
    Now this is were it gets odd she asked if i wanted to try something new i said OKEE DOKEE and she stuck a lubed up finger in my ass well first it felt discomforting then slowly it stared to feel okay i was able to cum in her mouth from it but my ass felt like it was violated but felt OK

    • Con Rod says:

      You are no Bronco matey… You are a Lame Ol Mule (with a tool that doesn’t function)…hehe
      Seems you are in need of a decent feed and drink instead of drinking infected pussy juice and shit residue.
      Look if you are that down and out send address and I will post $5 for a meat pie and coke.

      yipidee yipidee yipidee yipidee that’s all folks

  17. Churchy says:

    Ayyye .. I still don’t understand the message? Anybody know a good place for a CIA on George St?

    • Al says:

      Which message are you referring to?

    • Al says:

      Heidi was at RCT yesterday.

      • Slammin Salami says:

        Hey Al I looked for the link posted by Randy seems to have vanished would you still have it Thx ss

      • RR says:

        Al, Heidi was at RCT for both shifts today. Had an hour session. Bloody good. She must be desperate for money

        • Steve says:

          Hey what’s rct? And is this the Heidi chick that works at rct and riverwood on that you posted about and got deleted or 2 different girls?

        • RR says:

          Steve, RCT = Riverwood Cougar Town. The posts that were deleted relate to another WL (@RCT) whose name starts with an “H” and ends with an “A” & rhymes with “Selina”. Every post referring to miss unmentionable has been deleted from this thread.

          • Steve says:

            Oh sweet, is this h girl at rct the one he was mentioning about sucking dry etc and whatcha services does she provide

          • Slammin Salami says:

            yes i remember now, she complained about being bullied, trolls posting crap for laughs about a smelly arse holding breath in doggy or something. thats fair enough, so admin posted a warning about bullying and advised said “H” girl to complain to the police about the stupid trolls on PP making jokes about a stinky arse wafting smell during the bend over doggy action holding breath etc.

        • RR says:

          Yes it is Miss Unmentionable, Steve. IMO she is by far the best WL at RCT. Tall, blonde, slim, tanned & she obviously loves her job. LOL

        • Cunt Rod says:

          Steve,ring the number listed in her ad in Cracker & ask her yourself what services she provides.

        • Dyno Mite says:

          Are you blind, Steve? Read RR’s post dated 14 June in this thread. If you cant follow those instructions wll no one cant help you.

      • Steve says:

        What services does Heidi provide

        • Con Rod says:

          Steve, the following are provided: AP, BBBJ, BLS, CIM, CIMWS, COB, COF, DATY, DDP, DFK, DT, FE, FFM & MFM

          • Churchy says:

            Hmmmm interesting so: Do you mean ??
            AP = Apples &Pears
            BBBJ= Big BBQ Bring Juice
            BLS= Blokes Love Sausages (Cute Ones)
            CIM= Certainly Interesting Meals
            CIMWS= Certainly Interesting Meals With Shielas
            COB= Cucumbers Oysters Beer
            COF= Cucumbers Oysters & Fries
            DATY= Dine At The Yacht
            DDP= Dine Drink & Piss
            DKF= Dine Krap & Fart
            DT= Drink Turps
            FE= Feeling Empty
            FFM= Freeding Femine Mouth
            MFM= Motley Fucking Morons

      • Wabbit says:

        Jake, it is “her”. Seen her privately about 3 times & i used to see her regularly at CT.

      • Dyno Mite says:

        To STEVE & SLAMMING SALAMI. The link for “miss unmentionable” is contained in a post below by Randy Ramirez dated June 13. Look forward to your reviews

    • Con Rod says:

      Churchy. Of course you dont understand the message. You’re a HUGE, DUMB C*NT.
      Yipidee yipidee yipidee yipidee
      That’s all folks.

  18. Slammin Salami says:

    I went to RCT yesterday and saw the unmentionable working lady on dayshift She sucked an fucked me till I was dry and I gave it my very best effort to satisfy her unlimited orgasm supply.She is undoubtedly the best value root in Sydney bar none Only she doesn’t work all the time I let shattered !!

    • Randy Ramirez says:

      Well i’m amazed that Admin allowed that post to remain. He removed one i had posted hours earlier. F’en pathetic. This whole forum has gone to the dogs. Used to be a great source of good intel … now has been sanitised. And that idiotic troll who posts the same drivel under a thousand different names must ne responsible for over half the posts here. Of course he has never written a review

    • Al says:

      I also saw the same person on Monday. Rang at 11:00 AM. First available booking was 2:00 PM. As paranoid Admin doesnt allow any details of encounters with said WL. Suffice to say my time was totally pleasurable. I’ve looked at the link provided by Randy and yes it is her. I will definitely be following that avenue.

    • Al says:

      SS, Did you get BBFS & greek?

    • Steve says:

      What is rct and what does this girls name start with ? First Letter of her name

  19. 53_year_old_Aussie says:

    Goldfish massage
    0406 516 199
    4/320 Liverpool Rd Enfield

    There are 3 massage shops in Enfield, two old ones and a new one – all are on Liverpool Road (aka the Hume Highway) and on the left side heading out of town. There is one near the IGA supermarket (176 Liverpool Rd) and two more opposite the Post Office near to Coronation Parade .

    The one near the IGA is the subject of two of my posts on the miscellaneous section – one bad and one good.

    Opposite the Post Office, the two shop are “Goldfish Massage” and “Pink Apple “. Pink Apple is a new shop, only opened in April, while Goldfish has been around since last year. Several weeks ago I popped into both the Goldfish and Pink Apple shops to check them out.

    Pink Apple was still being fitted out with the painters still doing their job, so the massage staff were a bit stand offish. I then walked a few doors down road to Goldfish. Here I was greeted with a mature Chinese lady, probably in her 40’s. As she ushered me into the room, as they all do, she kept a brushing up against me and let her hands do a bit of roaming – so I knew that extras would be in the menu. I couldn’t stay as this was only a check out visit, so I made up my mind to come back the next week.

    So I went back the following Tuesday. Unfortunately, the mature lady from the week before wasn’t working that day. Instead I ended up with a young lady in her 20’s in tight fitting clothing. $35 for 30 minutes and I did my usual offering of $30 for her to get her gear off, but no go. $20 for HJ, but $50+ for anything else. The massage wasn’t too bad and the HJ was expertly done, but she would not allow any touching, even outside her clothes. At the end, she didn’t change the paper sheet but simply smoothed it down, so as I left I tore it and threw it in the bin so the next punter would at least get a clean sheet.

    A sucker for punishment, I went back to the same shop the next day, knowing that she wasn’t working that day. This time I was met another mature lady, but only in her 30’s. She was a bit flirty, but nowhere near the lady I had first met. Again, $35 for 30 minutes and the $30 offer got her gear off straight away. No pretense of a massage, but mutual exploitation. After about 15 minutes she wanted another $20 for a HJ. $10 was all I still had, so she accepts that. HJ was rushed, no where near as good as the day before. Then she finished the rest of the 30 minutes with a reasonable massage.

    Some shops are good most of the time and some shops are bad most of the time, but mostly it comes down to the individual WL and I will take a more mature WL than a pretty little princess any day of the week.

    I might head back this week, looking for the original lady.

    • Alfred says:

      Keep away buddy… it looks all bad… cut your losses and go elsewhere.
      Dirty buggers don’t change the sheets??… a recipe for someone’s infection.

  20. Churchy says:

    Saw Selina today. Booked for 60 minutes. Great session. Usual start then she turned it up with a nice BBBJ then proceeded to lick my A hole which I didn’t mind so she went hard spreading my cheeks and going to town lol. I told her I wanted to fuck after about 10mins of bj and rimming so we covered up and she jumped on. Firm, would say tight but nice pussy. I started playing with her ass hole as she was on me which was already gaping ( probably from the previous punter pounding her lol) so I asked for anal. She obliged and went on her side. She said to start slow with her sexy south american accent. Ohhh so sexy.. So I did but after about 2mins I went nuts blowing my load shortly after. She cleaned me up & then got into a looooong 69er. Got hard again, rimmed her & got into her arse again.Did it slow & gentle as there was over 20 minutes left. Didnt blow. Pulled dom off, laid on bed & Selina gave me more BBBJ. Time up. She cleaned me off, I showered, gave her DFK as I left. Not bad at all. Seen her about 5 times now. 10/10.

    • Pal says:

      Yum … hope the worms were delicious and tasty green tuds.. yummo

    • Thomas says:

      Mate where did you see her at..as you are a liar as she didnt work today….get a life looser

      • Pal says:

        Are you that dumb, thomas. Which Selina are you talking about as they are quite a few WLs out there using the name Selina. D

      • Big Gun says:

        Yeah Thomas. I agree with Pal’s response to your pathetic post. You’ve jumped to an incorrect conclusion. Why doubt Churchy’s review? I dont doubt him one bit.
        You reckon she wasnt working yet you dont know where she works! Cant even lie properly.
        I wish he would post her mobile. She sounds awesome.

  21. Back from England says:

    Hi – if folks are looking for Bbfs from MH or Cougars – do you ask in the meeting room or ask reception or just take your chances?

    • Baby Blanket says:

      Go back to England and ask mummy what to do.

      • da Silva Fox says:

        You’re just a pathetic, miserable loser, Baby Blanket. Your posts are so predictable. All negative & envious. BTW how many names are you posting this vile vitriolic crap of yours? I know you post under Churchy, Pal, Wartboy etc. Recommend you go to MH & get yourself a good rogering. Get some DFK, BBBJ, DATY, BBFS! BOOYAH. Ask one of the WLs to peg your arse with a big thick dildo. You’d love it. KAPOW. LMAO

        • Cute Sausage says:

          Be careful, you seem to have blood pressure problems, you might burse your head gasket.
          Ahahahah.da Silver Fox, Slammin Salami, Slamming Gherkin, Cheeto, Jamie (puke), Smooth Operator, Back fro Pommy Land, Piedro, Samir, Cute frank fart, Urchy, Bung hole buster, Penrith Bomber, Ibm, Bashir, Roving Prickle, Leb cocktail frankfurt, BJ Thomas, (oh what a feeling, Oh did I mention fuckin Cheeeto & Jaaaaamie (puke), anyone else ?? yes many more.

          Its the schitz running this site playing to give the impression of a lot of traffic….. sick sick sick.
          Can’t do it legit so make up names and stories.
          Yes, a little weedy Chinaman with a tiny prick … correct ????? Yes, of course. Goota go now – as I don’t want to help your mission.

        • Churchy says:

          That is a very disgusting this to say.
          Wash our mouth out … what do all those things mean.

          They seem dirty and sinful. Go to church on Sunday else you will be struck down.

    • da Silva Fox says:

      Back to England.
      TBH I do BBFS with a number of milfs at MH. Admittedly the first few times was covered but once they get to know you & if they like you, then you get BBFS & sometimes BB anal at no extra cost

      • Back from England says:

        Thanks for the tip. Coming back to Sydney after some years away and keen to hit the ground running.

      • Monroe says:

        Da silva fox, you are a deadset moron, I hope you get aids and all the other std’s cause you deserve too.

  22. sexy samir says:

    Went to Marlenes the other day. Picked Lena. If you are into Latinas, this girl is an absolute must-see. If you are not into Latina’s , one session with Lena and you will be. Adorable, sexy hot affectionate glamour, stacked and curved. Not dark skinned, no tats. Gem!
    A couple of days later I went back to Marlene’s. This time I did 30 mins with Sugar and that’s about all i could take. A vey cute, vocal , high energy demanding girl. Her hand went straight to the balls , then a ball suck and licking that was breathtaking, all the jewels licked like a hungry animal , but never ruff. She goes crazy in DATY, not shaved but nicely trimmed. After a few mins of DATY & rimming, she was begging to be hard fucked with her limited English. very cute. Sugar was wanting standing doggie first ,which was great. But in cowgirl she was wild in as many directions and angles as I have had with only the very best at it. Mish was pounding stuff with her slapping my back and legs everytime i dared to slow the pace or depth. Man does she drive you hard or what. Noises were drivin me nuts. suddenly the mamsan knocks on the door and Sugar gets up to let her in. She heard Sugar was wild bj and wanted to see ( strictly for biz reasons she said lol) WTF? I said I dont mind her watching , but she missed that part of the show and put Sugar into to doggy again and started going for finish line , the mamsan then left. About time to go so asked Sugar to reach under and tickle the jewels and really let her have it. And off she went. Perfect storm of cute. 

  23. Smooth Operator says:

    I went to MH the other day and saw Willow the new girl. She has big tits, curvy body & is very pretty. Reckon she is the youngest WL at MH by a country mile. Very nice service. DFK, BBBJ, DATY & 69. Sex was covered. Very horny session. 8.5/10.

    • Churchy says:

      Hey Fool !! Yes you and your mate below.
      You lick a woman’s cracks ????? A woman you know nothing about ??
      Well what sorts of fools are you ahahhahahah
      5 minutes before you some big Afro American may have deposited disease riddled cum and you are now drinking it.
      OR maybe a big Alsatian dog… have you carefully considered that ??

      • Smooth Operator says:

        Well Churchy, i dont really care! In fact i’m going to RCT tonight. I hope to enjoy BBBJ, DATY, DFL etc. Aint life grand? I’ll write up a review with you in mind. LMAO

      • Monroe says:

        Hey churchy, yes they are all fools, stupid dickheads, thinking with their dicks instead of their brains, well when they get some dreaded disease it will serve them right, H I V isn’t a great disease to have.

        • Cute Frank Furt says:

          Well Churchy now resorts to creating a conversation between himself & Monroe. So Monroe & Churchy are the one & the same troll. Has posted the same type of comments under numerous pseudonyms:- RZ, LZ, Wartboy, Little Sausage, Cute Sausage, Pal, Bashir & numerous other names. He’s a really sad fuck. He rails against punters who like DFK, DATY, BBBJ, BBFS, anal & rimming. It’s obvious he’s a religious pillow biter as the only encounters he describes are with lady boys. He must be a Catholic priest & he’s a pain in the arse. He’s never been to a brothel. He’s all BS. The original & the best kind of BS there is.

          • churchy says:

            anyone know where i can get a girl to role play? i want her to dress up in a nuns uniform then fuck her up the arse, bareback

          • urchy says:

            I hear at your mum’s place.

            Giggidy giggidy !!!

          • Pal says:

            Y’all are the sad fucks….
            Ohh wow I did ” DFK, DATY, BBBJ, BBFS” …. what no wife…
            Spot on… deadbeat losers with no sexual outlet except with prostitutes..
            Loser cunts !!

    • Bankstown's Bung Hole Buster says:

      Well i’m back on the punting scene. Was really toey the other day & to celebrate the Blues’ win over the Cane Toads, I went to RCT and saw a new MILF I’d never seen before. She is very pretty. I’d describe the service as nothing out of the ordinary as in passionate kissing, DATY, BBBJ, fisting and au natural anal and pussy. I must confess the bareback was exquisite and she will gladly take a box full of your finest fermented mayonnaise. I paid a bit extra and finished off the session with a golden shower of course with her receiving and she let me piss up and down her body and finish off with what i had in her mouth. I tried with the brown shower but it wasn’t her cup of tea so Ill save my chocolate dragon for another day. Happy hunting lads.

      • Bankstown's Bung Hole Buster says:

        Actually was joking about her being pretty. She was ancient but i picked her cause she offered a really dirty PSE experience. BTW she let me take pix with my iPhone. LOL

  24. IBM says:

    Had a 3some yesterday at RCT. Picked two MILFs well known to punters & both provide BBFS & anal. Will be discrete and not name them but regulars of RCT know about whom I talk. Well i booked both for an hour so it was pretty pricey. DFK’ed one MILF while the other was hanging off my cock. Then i laid onthe bed. The first pro sat on my face with the other still pleasuring my dick. Got into different positions & configurations. There was considerable girl-girl interaction. One even fisted the other. Horny just watching the recipient having numerous body shuddering orgasms. Grabbed her head & fucked her mouth while her pussy was being fisted. Fucking awesome bro! Fucking awesome. Well i porked both pussies & both assholes. Dumped my load in one arse. BTW the whole session was bare back

    • Churchy says:

      Hey IBM. Just a quick question please. I respectfully ask you.
      What does that stand for sir.
      Is it International Bullshit Manufacturer ??

      Thank you in advance

    • Bashir says:

      IBM he means I Big Mouth

      • Churchy says:

        Oh OK I get it..
        So IBM is “International Bullshit Manufacturing Big Mouth”
        Is that right ??
        So Bashir is : “IBM ..Big Mouth” right ??

      • IBM says:

        Well Bashir. In your part of the world that sort of (bisexual) behaviour is the norm. It has been the custom for millenia. BTW good luck with that

        • Bashir says:

          thats right IBM, i would love to bum you, lets do it

          • Cute Sausage says:

            Bashir ??

            Bash… I = in, r = rear

            bash in the rear
            Yeh that figures….. poofter ?? Yes or No ??

          • Bashir says:

            bashir in arabic means “one who bears good news” well cute sausage i have good news for you, Yes i am a poofter like you xoxoxo

  25. bulls eye says:

    Vivky/luli/monica

    anyone else in this mold i should see?

  26. maxbrown says:

    Wentworthville – Hi guys anyone been to the massage shop in wentworthville near the station and next to the hairdressers and public toilets. I have walked in but found the lady ugly. Not sure if the other girls are ok? Look forward to hearing from you guys.

    • Punter333 says:

      I have been here once (quite a while ago though). The ladies who usually work here are not super old (50-70) but usually are middle aged (38-49) and not that attractive (at least in my experience. However, I don’t mind the middle aged middle of the road ones (I’m in my early 30s)… provided they have the right attitude and can give a good massage. I actually had a good experience at this place (the one time I went 2 years ago). Not sure what it is like now.

      The place you speak of is on the road just next to the station (called The Kingsway street). There are 2 other legit (at least I think they are legit) Thai places (which I’ve never been to).

      I’m still wondering if there are any other places in this area that provide massage + H/E. There was some mention in another post of a place on Hill street (which is on the other side of the station). I did find this link: https://www.truelocal.com.au/business/grace-massage-and-co/wentworthville which says its at 8 Hill street Wentworthville. This doesn’t seem right as this is just a house (if you check google maps). … odd.

      Anyone else have any info?

  27. Incredible says:

    TO ADMIN:
    https://www.communications.gov.au/policy/policy-listing/online-content-regulation

    YOU ARE IN CONTRAVENTION OF A GOVERNMENT ACT.
    YOU ARE IRRESPONSIBLE FOR ALLOWING THE PUBLICATION OF OFFENSIVE MATERIAL.
    ALL IT TAKES IS A COMPLAINT AND YOU ARE FINISHED.
    IF I WAS YOU I WOULD DELETE ALL PUBLICATIONS OF AN OFFENSIVE NATURE AND FILTER ALL FUTURE MATERIAL BEFORE ALLOWING PUBLICATION.

    Online content regulation
    Illegal and offensive online content is regulated through the Online Content Scheme under Schedule 5 and 7 of the Broadcasting Services Act 1992 through a complaints-based mechanism. The Scheme is designed to protect consumers, particularly children, from exposure to inappropriate or harmful material.

    The Scheme applies to content accessed through the internet, mobile phones and convergent devices, and applies to content delivered through emerging content services such as subscription-based internet portals, chat rooms, live audio-visual streaming, and link services.

    Under Schedule 7, prohibited content includes content that has been classified or is likely to be classified:
    •RC (refused classification)
    •X18+
    •R18+ unless it is subject to a restricted access system
    •MA15+ and is provided on a commercial basis (i.e. for a fee) unless it is subject to a restricted access system.

    These prohibitions are backed by strong sanctions for non-compliance including criminal penalties for serious offences.

    Where content is hosted in Australia and is found by the Children’s eSafety Commissioner (the Commissioner) to be prohibited, the Commissioner has the authority to direct the relevant content service provider to remove the content from their service. Where content is not hosted in Australia and is prohibited, the Commissioner will notify the content to the suppliers of approved filters, so that access to the content using such filters is blocked.

    In addition, regardless of where the content is hosted, if the Commissioner considers the content to be of a sufficiently serious nature, it must notify the content to an Australian police force.

    Schedule 7 includes a complaints-based mechanism administered by the Commissioner. Information, including instructions for making a complaint to the Commissioner, is available at the eSafety Hotline website.

    Complaints may be lodged by completing the online form at http://www.esafety.gov.au/complaints-and-reporting/offensive-and-illegal-content-complaints.

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  28. IBM says:

    When to RCT today. Picked one of my favourites. She only has been rostered a few times this year. Anyway as soon as i’m out of the shower, the fun began. She was quite friendly and very talkative as well. Kept making a lot of funny / witty remarks. she said “she wants to lose her virginity to me” (oh wow, only if it was true). she also gave me tips on how to increase my stamina. Anyways she had nice boobs and great ass. She said her BBBJ will be the best i’ve ever had and i thought she’s just exaggerating but really when she started it actually felt that i’m being sucked by a 2400 watt vacuum cleaner. She does have a lot of tricks in her bag and i can tell if she like the guy she would give a very sensual, naughty and mind-blowing experience (all safe girl though). I returned the favour by licking her out. She came quite frequently. She loved it when i rimmed her ass then stuck ny tongue right in. At the end she cleaned my dick thoroughly which was nice, and kept talking throughout. Overall i had a great experience.

  29. Cute Sausage says:

    You know chaps, just been reviewing posts dating back some time and they have a common theme.
    Plugging a girls arse and licking her arse. As if a pussy wasn’t acceptable.
    And guess what ?? it’s posted by the same idiot.
    So I have come to a conclusion about the posting on Parlour Pages.. It’s all…now wait for it

    A blatant lie, a fragrant untruth, an obvious fallacy.
    Or, the excrement of cattle.
    “I smell something…
    Is it dog? No…
    Is it horse? No…
    I know. Its BULLSHIT!”
    This is bullshit.
    the telling of lies, or false statements; untruthfulness:
    From boyhood, he has never been good at lying.
    falsehood, falsity, mendacity, prevarication.
    telling or containing lies; deliberately untruthful; deceitful; false:
    a lying report.
    deceptive, misleading, mendacious, fallacious; sham, counterfeit.
    a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.
    prevarication, falsification.
    something intended or serving to convey a false impression; imposture:
    His flashy car was a lie that deceived no one.
    an inaccurate or false statement; a falsehood.
    the charge or accusation of telling a lie:
    He flung the lie back at his accusers.
    (used without object), lied, lying.
    to speak falsely or utter untruth knowingly, as with intent to deceive.
    prevaricate, fib.
    to express what is false; convey a false impression.
    (used with object), lied, lying.
    to bring about or affect by lying (often used reflexively):
    to lie oneself out of a difficulty; accustomed to lying his way out of difficulties.
    give the lie to, a.to accuse of lying; contradict.
    .to prove or imply the falsity of; belie:
    His poor work gives the lie to his claims of experience.
    lie in one’s throat /teeth, to lie grossly or maliciously:
    If she told you exactly the opposite of what she told me, she must be lying in her teeth.
    Also, lie through one’s teeth.
    the telling of lies, or false statements; untruthfulness:
    From boyhood, he has never been good at lying.
    falsehood, falsity, mendacity, prevarication.
    telling or containing lies; deliberately untruthful; deceitful; false:
    a lying report.
    misleading, mendacious, fallacious; sham, counterfeit.
    Lying definition, the telling of lies, or false statements; untruthfulness: From … Addicts often become adept at lying and reluctant to tell the truth even when there is no … to convey a false impression or practise deception: the camera does not lie.

    OK DO LET IT SINK INTO YOUR THICK SKULLS… IT’S ALL
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT

    HAS IT SUNK IN YET ?? BECAUSE IT’S ALL
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT

    HOW ARE YOU GOING … DO YOU SEE IT’S ALL
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT

    IS IT IN YOUR THICK HEADS YET ??????????????????????????????????
    BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

    BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

    NO NOT YET NOT A BELIVER

    IT’S BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT

    YOU SHIT HEADS… THATS RIGHT IT’S BULLSHIT 🙂

    • Roving Zucchini says:

      To Cute Sausage. I love it when you get cranky. Oh BTW i was at MH today. Had a FFM session with the two dirtiest sluts there. Booked for 30 minutes. Wont mention their names but regular punters at MH would know about whom i’m talking.
      Anyway the session started with both the old boilers licking, sucking, kissing & slurping all over my thick, fat sausage. Anyway one WL rimmed my ass. I didnt reciprocate with either. Ended up porking both WLs in their pussies & arses. And regular punters who know these two old sluts know that they always provide BBFS. It wasnt bad. There was no hanky panky going on between the two WLs. It was OK. They were both a bit mechanical. Have seen these two heaps of times before. TBH it was a bit boring. Not at all exciting

    • Roving Zucchini says:

      To cranky sausage.
      Who cares?
      You are just working yourself up for bothing

      • Cute Sausage says:

        Roving Dill Pickle, IBM, Hashish, Jack Dickle, ISnail, Very Disjointed, Wartyboy, Jamie(puke), Cheeto you fucking dirty, vile, abhorrent, fly blown shells passing as human beings.
        You are the same creature trying to somehow promote these unsafe despicable acts on women … as if there are all these women that are liking having to lick your foul smelling, hairy dilated arseholes for a few measly dollars. Sure !!!

        Punters don’t listen to this/these fools… do you want to get terminal Hepatitis C leading to liver cancer. They already have this disease and want to share it around.

    • Hashem says:

      Mr Sausage. I like licking pussies then rimming their arseholes. Like moving my tongue from the back hole to the front hole then back & forth all in one wet sweep. I like it; they love it.
      BBBJ BBBJ BBBJ BBBJ
      DATY DATY DATY DATY
      69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69

    • Hadoop says:

      Keep up thegood work, cute sausage. Keep the bastards honest

    • Jack Nicholson says:

      Cute Sausage, let’s be totally honest here. You becum (LOL) extremely upset & agitated upon reading punters’ sexploits. And i’ve cum (LMAO) to the conclusion that YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
      [from the movie A Few Good Men.

    • Hashem says:

      I think you have to face reality Little Sausage Boy, WLs love being rimmed & punters like to rim & be rimmed. You’d be surprised how many WLs provide rimming. But you’ll have to leave your room & go a brothel to ascertain the veracity of my statement. This may challenge you both physically & financially. You also run the risk of your delusional world disintegrating before you eyes. Or you may actually enjoy the novelty of someone else (other than your yourself) pleasuring your little (ie cute) sausage.
      HILARIOUS, bro. HILARYOUS. The Donald would find that amusing – get it HILARYOUS (hilary … ous)

    • To Cute Sausage. It is heartening to see you are such a prolific writer. LMAO. You really do get worked up over NOTHING. LMAO

  30. Roving Zucchini says:

    Well i’m back from 6 months overseas & i noticed that the threads for MH & AH are gone. Anyway i was feeling horny & popped into MH earlier this week. A lot of new WLs. Some good sorts. Picked Willow. Dark hair, really big luscious tits, big butt. Nice & meaty. Well i was not disappointed. Great oral skills. She loved DATY & moaned when i rimmed her asshole. Yee haa

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      Cute Sausage says:

      May 26, 2017 at 12:33 pm

      You know chaps, just been reviewing posts dating back some time and they have a common theme.
      Plugging a girls arse and licking her arse. As if a pussy wasn’t acceptable.
      And guess what ?? it’s posted by the same idiot.
      So I have come to a conclusion about the posting on Parlour Pages.. It’s all…now wait for it

      A blatant lie, a fragrant untruth, an obvious fallacy.
      Or, the excrement of cattle.
      “I smell something…
      Is it dog? No…
      Is it horse? No…
      I know. Its BULLSHIT!”
      This is bullshit.
      the telling of lies, or false statements; untruthfulness:
      From boyhood, he has never been good at lying.
      falsehood, falsity, mendacity, prevarication.
      telling or containing lies; deliberately untruthful; deceitful; false:
      a lying report.
      deceptive, misleading, mendacious, fallacious; sham, counterfeit.
      a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.
      prevarication, falsification.
      something intended or serving to convey a false impression; imposture:
      His flashy car was a lie that deceived no one.
      an inaccurate or false statement; a falsehood.
      the charge or accusation of telling a lie:
      He flung the lie back at his accusers.
      (used without object), lied, lying.
      to speak falsely or utter untruth knowingly, as with intent to deceive.
      prevaricate, fib.
      to express what is false; convey a false impression.
      (used with object), lied, lying.
      to bring about or affect by lying (often used reflexively):
      to lie oneself out of a difficulty; accustomed to lying his way out of difficulties.
      give the lie to, a.to accuse of lying; contradict.
      .to prove or imply the falsity of; belie:
      His poor work gives the lie to his claims of experience.
      lie in one’s throat /teeth, to lie grossly or maliciously:
      If she told you exactly the opposite of what she told me, she must be lying in her teeth.
      Also, lie through one’s teeth.
      the telling of lies, or false statements; untruthfulness:
      From boyhood, he has never been good at lying.
      falsehood, falsity, mendacity, prevarication.
      telling or containing lies; deliberately untruthful; deceitful; false:
      a lying report.
      misleading, mendacious, fallacious; sham, counterfeit.
      Lying definition, the telling of lies, or false statements; untruthfulness: From … Addicts often become adept at lying and reluctant to tell the truth even when there is no … to convey a false impression or practise deception: the camera does not lie.

      OK DO LET IT SINK INTO YOUR THICK SKULLS… IT’S ALL
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT

      HAS IT SUNK IN YET ?? BECAUSE IT’S ALL
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT

      HOW ARE YOU GOING … DO YOU SEE IT’S ALL
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT

      IS IT IN YOUR THICK HEADS YET ??????????????????????????????????
      BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

      BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

      NO NOT YET NOT A BELIVER

      IT’S BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT
      BULLSHIT

      YOU SHIT HEADS… THATS RIGHT IT’S BULLSHIT 🙂

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      Roving Zucchini says:

      May 26, 2017 at 9:37 am

      Well i’m back from 6 months overseas & i noticed that the threads for MH & AH are gone. Anyway i was feeling horny & popped into MH earlier this week. A lot of new WLs. Some good sorts. Picked Willow. Dark hair, really big luscious tits, big butt. Nice & meaty. Well i was not disappointed. Great oral skills. She loved DATY & moaned when i rimmed her asshole. Yee haa

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      Drinkboy@@@@@ says:

      May 25, 2017 at 3:44 pm

      Anyone know where Ashley from MH works now?

      Reply

      Ismail says:

      May 25, 2017 at 8:22 am

      Went to RCT the other day. Was introduced to a bevy of womans. A woman of Mediterranean background came out and flashed a very nice smile. Slim body, small firm rear and very pert c cups, says “Hi i am XXXX (name withheld as per new ridiculous guidelines set by ,Adim) you like me” , Fuck yeah i think to myself , i says “yes i like you” . In the shower with her with a hard pecker, as soon as the soap was rinsed off she gets on her knees and starts bbbj-ing me, gosh i thought, im in heaven, after 2 mins we get out, dry off and then she pushed me onto the bed, lays next to me and then straight into DFKing me, what a kisser this girl is, then she sits up, looks at then holds my boner and goes down, the first motion was nearly a deep throat and then a super nice up and down suck, WTF , i haven’t had a blowy like that since i was in my early 20s. After maybe 5 mins i couldn’t take anymore otherwise i would have blown her cheeks out, lol, so i tell her to stop and its my turn for payback, she lays down and i get between her legs, which are very nice and i gaze upon a BEAUTIFUL pussy, fortunately she has a slick beaver so i went for it. Bro she tasted sooooo nice, went at it for maybe 10 mins, and let me tell you guys, she loves it, rocking her hips up and down and sometimes pushing hard onto my tongue.. Then bang, she came, said something and pushed herself away from my mouth. We fuck she says, puts the rubber on me and in i go in mish, man a tight puss, just the way us men like it hehe, gave her a good pounding and kabam, off she goes again, then i rolls her on top for cowgirl, what a magnificent ride she is, and watching her pert boobs jiggle was it for me and i emptied a sack full of goo and just as i finish shes off again and then collapses on me panting and mumbling something, we laid in each others arms for a little while and i looked at the clock, damn an hour goes fast when your having a good time. She then says shower because time finish, i said no its not, she looks at me not understanding what i meant, i grabbed my wallet, pull out more dollars, gave it to her and said, 1 more hour, she raps a towel around her and out she goes, im just laying there waiting thinking here we go, 5 mins will pass before she’s back but no, couldn’t have been 60 secs and shes back in the room, throws the towel to the floor, jumps on the bed between my legs and down she goes on me again, I don’t know which BBBJ was the best, the 1 in the shower, the first on the bed, or that second time, after about 5 mins i says its time for a 69r, she spins around and im in aww watching that puss coming down on my face,,, yum yum yum yum yum yum, man i think im in love with her pussy, 5 min or so off 69ing then dommed up again, a few mins of mish then doggy,,, guys, if your a lover of small butts then this is the girl to see, i lost a lot of protein after 2 or 3 min in doggy just watching her ass and lightly squeezing he

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      Cute Sausage says:

      May 25, 2017 at 12:04 pm

      Bully for you Ismail.
      What kind of fucking retard are you writing that crap? Thinks she loves you? Dumbfuck! She loves ya moneys bro!!!!

      Reply

      ADMINISTRATION says:

      May 24, 2017 at 6:08 am

      There has been of late, a lot of bickering on the part of punters.
      A lot of submissions are fake, with unacceptable references made to sexual practices carried out. Therefore Parlour Pages has set a minimum standards guideline for acceptable postings.
      .
      1) You must not publish graphic details of events between the sheets with you and the lady. And no use of abbreviations such as DATY, etc.
      2) You must not mention her name (unless it is flattering to her). It constitutes slander.
      You can however give her a star rating from one 1 to 10 (10 being very great service).
      3) No mention of body smells.

      This list will be revised from time to time
      If problems persist then we may consider closing this site

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      Very Disappointed says:

      May 24, 2017 at 3:03 pm

      To Administrator,
      Good try. How do we know you aren’t the troll who has mucked up this whole forum. I thought the purpose of this forum was to post details about our experiences between the sheets. The “restrictions” you want to impose basically make this forum useless. So we cant use any abbreviations? What a load of crap! Cant mention a WL’s name if she has given a dud service. We cant talk about it? WTF? Slander? I dont think so! Is this political correctness gone mad? We can only write about “good” experiences. Seriously? Ya gotta be joking!!!!
      So if you truly are the Administrator of this site, then you’ve just killed this forum. No more reviews from me. And i’ve posted scores of detailed reviews of my experiences both good & bad under different names. And why different names? Because some troll (most probably you) kept on pinching my monikers. Any way, i will no longer contribute to this forum. It really has gone downhill over the past 12 months. It started when the thread for 269 was deactivated. It was then followed by Amanda Heavens, Cougar Town & Miss Heavens. These were the best threads. BTW I wont even bother reading this forum again. Sionara. Ciao. Au Revoir. FO

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      Cute Sausage says:

      May 24, 2017 at 6:30 pm

      OMG Very Disappointed
      Stop acting like a sooky boy. They are within their rights aren’t they ?
      You mean you believe all the bullshit ?? Clown !! if you do.
      It’s just fun banter between men.. not to be taken seriously
      Or do you just want to talk dirty just for the fun of it.
      Maybe you are that troll you talk about.
      Grow up man

      Reply

      Cute Sausage says:

      May 24, 2017 at 7:16 pm

      Hey prick head yes you “Very Disappointed Sooky Boy”
      So – it’s YOU the fucking troll just admitting posting under different names… Why you fool??
      If you have something to say why use different names.
      An imbecile obviously.

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      Very Disappointed says:

      May 24, 2017 at 3:07 pm

      To administrator.
      One more gripe.
      You mention that a lot of submissions are fake? How the fuck would you know? Seriously?
      Anyway, your post regardless of whether it was posted by the “troll” or the real genuine administrator (which i seriously doubt) had really pissed me off.

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      Cute Sausage says:

      May 25, 2017 at 2:17 am

      Administration is a troll. What idiot would fall for that posting & actually believe it is from Admin? Only sooky boys like Very Disappointed. Well i is not disappointed that Very Disappointed is not on this site any more. In fact i is Very Happy. Ha ha ha. I win you miserable fucking shit. Administrator’s post is from one of the many trolls on this site.
      BTW I calls meself “cute sausage” as it is really a “very little sausage”. Am obsessed with “big” sausages. I like them in me mouth & arse (at the same time). I havent been with a woman or a prostitute for years after one fuckin bitch made disparaging remarks about me “cute” sausage. This is why i envy punters who write about their experiences. Boo hoo hoo. I’m so sad. I really hates meself & me miserable life. Boo hoo hoo. Boo hoo hoo.
      Regards
      Sooky Sausage Boy.
      PS you may also know me as Pal, ?, Wartboy, Warty Boy, RZ, LZ, BJ Thomas, Italian Stallion, Bartie, John, Roger, Steve, Amir, Salim, Asif, Afridi, Punter33 etc etc etc. I pinches all these “labels” from other punters as i dont have much imagination. He he he

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      Very Disappointed says:

      May 25, 2017 at 10:56 am

      2.17am cute sausage? not much life you have

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      Pal says:

      May 22, 2017 at 5:45 pm

      Hey Guys it’s your good mate Pal.
      I leaving for quite a while so I’ll say goodbye tomorrow. Now you be good y’haer
      Does anyone want me to stay ?? Just say so and I will !!

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      BJ Thomas says:

      May 22, 2017 at 8:38 pm

      yes please stay and keep the funny comments coming. love BJ Thomas xoxo

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      Pal says:

      May 23, 2017 at 6:36 am

      Hey Guys… I’m going now… don’t miss me too much.
      You too BJ.. BTW I won’t give you any XXOO because I don’t do men… sorry.
      But if you have a quiet word with Jamie (puke puke) I feel sure he will let you poke him more than a few times.Enjoy.
      And when you poke him/her just whisper “I love ya Jamie).
      Also try Cheeto.. he may be good for some too.

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      Unlucky Punter says:

      May 22, 2017 at 4:21 pm

      I went to RCT today after failing to get a booking with Claudia at MH yesterday hell she was booked by some greedy prick for hours .Business must be slow for the remaining granny brigade at Miss Heavens … Nicole/Angel was in the line up same old shit lines came out of her mouth no wonder she never gets picked anywhere anymore ……. Ended up seeing Joslyn nice service

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      Pal says:

      May 21, 2017 at 6:07 am

      Hi Guys… It’s your good mate Pal again I’m baaaaak.
      Now I have told youse not to publish shit but you still persist. So here I am here to haunt youse.
      Now goon Admin I’m on to you. You are really: Nicola Tesla, Steve, Fucking Cheeto, Jamie (puke), BJ Thomas (lets hope you can really sing), Uigeadail, Tarzan of the Apes (ape really).
      Now Tarzan you are a lying cunt. I have been with Selina and she does not do BBBJ, Daty, 69, Rimming arse holes (especially your smelly one). You have a depraved mind (admin). Go back to the jungle and take you cocktail frankfurt with you.

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      Bystander says:

      May 21, 2017 at 8:51 pm

      As an unbiased bystander, i’ve never know any WL who says NO to DATY & 69. So this Pal is all bull shit. Just another troll infesting this forum.
      Any punters out there who have met Selina? It would be good to hear from genuine punters who have penetrated Selina. LOL

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      Pal says:

      May 22, 2017 at 6:13 am

      “As an unbiased bystander” ?? uhuhuhuh.. yes right… who are you on my list. Jamie (puke) I bet.
      Jamie is about 70 and he still calls himself Jamie (poofy).
      Bystander, I have been around a long time. Would it surprise you that most of the WL’s only like one thing from you. Your wallet. They don’t like you, your silly looking prick or cum in their mouth or sex and their MO is to finish you off as quickly as possible – to piss you off out the door; so they can finish off the next fool.
      If you want to hear from genuine punters here, listen to me, all the others are fakes and con men. Especially Jamie (puke & ADMIN).

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      Bystander says:

      May 22, 2017 at 6:56 am

      You make a lot of assumptions about me. For starters, I never said i’ve ever been with a prostitute. So you are way off course pally. You have issues with your self esteem. You are an angry aggressive person whom the working girls find unattractive & just tolerate you for your cash. You are a pathetic, miserable & smallminded “man” who is inadequate in bed & useless with women. You’ve most probably have had to pay for every root you’ve ever had. You know it makes sense. BTW you can respond to this anyway you want but i will not reply as i dont like to communicate with idiots. Boom Boom

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      Pal says:

      May 22, 2017 at 7:12 am

      Oh BJ Thomas not doubt.. fuckin ADMIN no doubt.
      So if you don’t go with prostitutes why are you looking in Parlour Pages. Fucking nitwit. Just as a casual observer ??? hehe
      Oh all those nasty words to hurt my feelings….. booo hooo I’m damaged now by your assertions.
      hahahahh
      Don’t post shit and I won’t need to respond… simples (like the meare cats on tv).

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      Wartboy says:

      May 22, 2017 at 12:48 pm

      Pal, Selina gave me a BBBJ. She allowed DATY then we had a 69er after she rimmed my cornhole. You’re just jealous. You’ve never met Selina. You are a big fat liar

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      Pal says:

      May 22, 2017 at 1:36 pm

      Wartboy.. You are really: Nicola Tesla (with brains the size of peas), Steve, Fucking Cheeto, Jamie (puke), BJ Thomas (lets hope you can really sing while you lick arse holes), Uigeadail, Tarzan of the Grapes (ape really).
      Y O U A R E F U L L OF IT
      Find yourself a wife or girlfriend you desperado.
      Yes, I know you surf the porn sites at 2am. Pervert

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      Freud says:

      May 21, 2017 at 5:49 am

      To Cute Sausage (ie Ladyboy, Doc, Pal, Newbie, RZ & LZ etc). Have you ever posted a review? NO.
      BTW what kind of fuckwit are you? Your choice of moniker – Cute Sausage – says a lot about you. Little things are cute. Your sausage is obviously smaller than average. You are obessed with your sausage & other guys sausages.
      Your contributions are limited to mouthing off about other punters’ comments. What a tough guy you are.
      Oh and by the way, you try to create the impression that you are educated & knowledgeable. You are not.
      KAPOW

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      BJ Thomas says:

      May 18, 2017 at 9:37 pm

      To Doc & Freaking Out.
      Firstly, the blog by Doc is a copy & paste job which keeps appearing in various threads.
      Secondly, Doc is Freaking Out.
      Thirdly, Freaking Out should see a doctor if and i say IF actually have a physical ailment
      Fouthly, Freaking Out under numerous monikers eg Wartboy keeps posting his BS about STDs.
      My advice: FO as no one really cares about your nonsensical rantings

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      Doc says:

      May 19, 2017 at 4:52 am

      To : BJ Thomas
      Doc is Doc…. not Wartboy or Freakin Out….Or anyone else.
      I have only submitted twice in the public interest.
      And I have done so in order to enlighten folk that seem to be wreckless and blaise` when they carry out unsafe sexual practices.
      The post yesterday will be my last one.
      If you want to ruin the quality of your lives, shorten your lives and make a misery of other peoples lives … UP TO YOU.

      Reply

      BJ Thomas says:

      May 19, 2017 at 5:14 am

      That is absolutely correct. As you wrote “IT IS UP TO US”.
      If we wanted moralising etc, we wouldnt be on this forum.

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      Newbie says:

      May 20, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      To BJ Thomas
      Look I think Doc makes great sense. He is obviously medical and only a fool would disregard with what he has to say. He isn’t moralising… you are only burying your head in the sand buddy.

      He scared me shitless to the point that I went to the doctor to be tested. Thank goodness all clear. I won’t be doing ANYTHING unsafe in future.. just not worth it.

      And what about the idiots that run this site. These clowns let anything through. Just looked through the archives and a lot of shit is still there.
      Probably some mad man/woman (not tech savvy obviously) or unknowns doing a sting operation and gathering intel for nix.

      Punters stop writing stuff that will get your girls in trouble.

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      Cute Sausage says:

      May 20, 2017 at 6:47 pm

      Hey Newbie
      Man you are right on.
      I also have a question for Parlour Pages management.
      Why the fuck do you keep posts dating back so long.
      They are no longer relevant !!!
      They are taking up fucking computer space for nothing.
      Punters want to know the state of play today, yesterday or the day before… NOT months ago.
      Just clean the fuckin posts out completely each month… OK Dummy.

      Probably a dopey shiela running this site… bet she collects handbags like she keeps dud posts alive for years.

      Newbie says:

      May 20, 2017 at 2:49 pm

      BJ Thomas
      You are management… aren’t you
      You are a paranoid fucking idiot.
      I’ve only seen Doc’s article twice then second time with an amendment to his/her original.
      BS about STD’s ???? BS about STD’s…. ??
      Poor deluded fool

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      Nikola Tesla says:

      May 20, 2017 at 8:02 pm

      Cute Sausage. Idiots like you trying to tell management what to do to this site really piss me off. If you dont like this forum, stop reading it & set up your own forum. Errrr. You wouldnt know where to start. You are a bully boy. A real tuff guy. Another keyboard warrior. You is da Ninja. PRRFFFTTTT!

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      Cute Sausage says:

      May 20, 2017 at 8:37 pm

      Nicola Tesla… Yeh sure you are.
      You are once again Admin… idiot !!
      Nicola Tesla had brains – he invented the Tesla coil, proposed world wide electrification, resonance and many unique gadgets and patents.
      You are brainless – how can you liken yourself with the genius of Tesla
      I’ll tell you something about yourself (I’m a mind reader) – you grew off the end of your tool.
      He certainly would liken and take STD’s seriously. I D I O T

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      Cute Sausage says:

      May 20, 2017 at 8:42 pm

      Oh Also Tesla

      Learn to write properly….. 6 th grade primary education no doubt.

      Tuff ??…. it’s spelt “tough”

      You is da Ninja ?? …. You are the Ninja (no I’m not clown)

      Reply

      Wartboy says:

      May 22, 2017 at 2:24 pm

      To little (cute) sausage. Who really cares? Got nothing better to do with your sad existence?

      Reply

      Doc says:

      May 18, 2017 at 10:21 am

      Will the owners of this site and some of the punters never learn.
      Admittedly, there has been substantal improvement but still some individuals post about unacceptable sexual practices. Also, do you think it’s only punters that are viewing this site ?? Council Officers and Regulatory Agencies are given free info by looking here.
      So, if you want to have your favourite a place closed down a simple posting may cause that.
      I have added to my initial post some more information that will have you thinking.
      It is under PS.

      April 28, 2017 at 6:58 am
      Wartboy
      I can’t believe that you would promote and minimise the risks of an acquired STD.
      You think it’s a disgrace to go to the doctor over and over again with an STD. Well you’re right on that count. The idea you should be promoting is safe sex – so you don’t get STD’s.
      Look the only way to identify what STD someone has (there are dozens) is to go to the doctor and have blood and urine tests to identify what STD it is and whether it is curable with antibiotics. Specific antibiotics are used for specific illnesses. Also, after a complete course of antibiotics (assuming the illness is bacterial in nature) the tests need to be repeated to ensure you are cured or need more medication to eradicate it. Sometimes that can take months depending if the illness is gram + or gram -.
      If the illness is viral, antibiotics do nothing. You may have a permanent, ultimately fatal illness.
      To suggest someone get a handful of pills from India or any online place is really silly. They are either all fake or very low dose. So that means (if they are low dose) the illness isn’t been cured and developing antibiotic resistance. Also, with the stiffy pills you mention. Do you know that 80,000 men die annually from Viagra overdose compications.
      Also, if you buy online how do you know what you are getting. The pills that are supposedly sold as antibioitics might be curry pills for all you know.
      Look, people like Slammin Salami, Lebanese Cucumber, Piddles (and others) probably are already infected. Silly punters listen to these fools at your peril.
      Also, if you practice unsafe sex do you want to spread your illnesses around to innocent loved ones ??
      **** Parlour Pages is a publicly listed company and is very irresponsible for allowing the propogation and publication of very unsafe sexual practices.It won’t be long before a whole load of punters call for a class action and sue after they get a fatal illness.
      Not long ago a fellow sued a big named hotel for allowing the service of alcohol when the hotel knew the implication of doing so.

      PS. If you happen to acquire an STD in order to get the necessary medications you need to go to the doctor or an STD clinic.
      When you have an STD it is a Reportable Illness. The Health Department needs to know about it.
      You will be asked whom you came in contact with so they can be treated. There is no longer any privacy.
      So, unless you know some crooked doctor/ pathology laboratory that is prepared to conceal your identity you will go on a register. Your only hope (maybe) is to fly out to an Asian country and be treated there in the hope of anonymity.
      On your medical report at your doctors surgery, there will also be reference to the fact that you have/had an STD.

      If you get a referral to a specialist for an unrelated reason, then your doctor is required to inform the specialist of your history. With computer networking a lot of medical histories are linked so doctor shopping will be a thing of the past in the not too distant future.

      Also, can you imagine in a cashless society how governments can see your movements so easily; when you swipe your credit/debit card in these parlours..

      So you can see how important it is to indulge in safe sexual practices. This is a serious issue with long term consequences.

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      freaking out says:

      May 18, 2017 at 5:56 pm

      Hey doc, please view this pic and can you tell me what the fuck is this thing growing behind my ear, its so shameful i now wear a hoodie 24/7. that bloody wartboy must have given it to me via one of the grubby joints didcussed on here. here is a link to the pic, please please tell me what the fuck is it!
      http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/hamchicken&peas/wart.jpg

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      BJ Thomas says:

      May 19, 2017 at 5:15 am

      Freaking Out. You are Wartboy. Boom boom

      Reply

      Freaking Out says:

      May 19, 2017 at 9:25 am

      Hey BJ Thomarse. I is Warboy. Da original & da Best.
      I’m baaacccckkkkk
      Rgds
      Freaking Out aka RZ
      Hahahahaha

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      Cobba says:

      May 20, 2017 at 8:55 pm

      A qualified Doc would not diagnose from a picture, unethical.

      But I can tell you.
      It’s a Ham, Chicken & Pea sandwich growing behind you ear.
      Just imagine .. you have sandwiches for life… for free.
      Thank Wart Boy.

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      Uigeadail says:

      May 20, 2017 at 1:40 pm

      Parlour Pages is a publicly listed company?! I must have missed that’s one on the ASX. My advice is to sell your shares now because the value is plummeting.

      Reply

      Unlucky Punter says:

      May 14, 2017 at 8:59 pm

      On Friday I went to Miss Heavens and was lucky enough to see Claudia …. Her pussy is tight as but Im sure she’ll get a good stretching as she is always busy plus is hot mid 30’s babe.My question is she gave me a CBJ has anyone who has seen her got a BBBJ ?

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      Lucky Strike says:

      May 15, 2017 at 5:20 am

      Well i’ve only seen her once & i got BBBJ. Admittedly i went down on her first – DATY – for a minimum of 5 minutes. Got her to orgasm multiple times. Then i asked her to get in the 69 position. Maybe she felt i either earnt or deserved a BBBJ. I always use that approach with most WLs on meeting them for the first time. Sometimes i end up getting BBFS. BTW there are at least 8 on the current roster at MH that provide BBFS. I only know of two who dont provide BBBJ. 4 of them even let me do anal bare back. I’m not going to mention any names because i reckon some of the threads in this forum were discontinued by Admin owing to trolls BSing about what certain WLs were doing. In fact i know of one WL at CT that quite a few guys were BSing about services she provided. And she was quite upset. BTW i now see that particular WL as she is now an independent escort. False news. Lots of false news. So i wont name & shame. LOL. Anyway the regular punters at MH would know about whom i am talking. 3/4 are obvious to anyone who has picked them as i got BBFS on the very first (of many visits).

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      Unlucky Punter says:

      May 15, 2017 at 6:34 am

      Does Claudia provide an anal service too ??? That is one cute tush

      Reply

      Lucky Strike says:

      May 15, 2017 at 6:45 am

      TBH I never asked. I only saw her once. She doesnt do it for me. If you want anal, see the following: Paloma, Pip, Candy, Nicole, Abigail, Jazz, Jade. I have been told that Kartier & Sarah do anal but i suspect it may be BS.

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      Pedro says:

      May 15, 2017 at 6:40 am

      Wolf Blitzer, Abby was only there for a few weeks. She used to do massage at other places then started providing FS at Vitality. Had to quit when her BF found out. As far as I know she quit the business. I thought she was awesome. She gave awesome head & loved DATY

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      Mr Kleen says:

      May 15, 2017 at 6:51 am

      Mate, did you shower when you got there? Maybe it smelt a bit. Just a suggestion. Reason i ask is she always gives me BBBJ except on my first visit. On my second visit when meeting her in the Reception Room, i told her i would pick her only if i had BBBJ. No problems since then. Good luck. BTW if it happens a second time, pick someone else. Nadine & Charlize dont do BBBJ – at least with me. A shame because Nadine is sensational. Even with a condom on, the BJ was really good

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      Unlucky Punter says:

      May 15, 2017 at 8:40 am

      I can honestly say I was as clean as a whistle as I was just off work and had a bloody hot shower with plenty of soap …. Hmmm I knew I was getting fucked over I will just see Charlize Layla or Alexis and avoid seeing Claudia now Thanks for the heads up its greatly appreciated guys

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      Mr Kleen says:

      May 15, 2017 at 12:47 pm

      BTW i asked Charlize if she provides natural french (in reception room) & she said “never”. I suggest you ask them in the room when getting introduced. I wont pick them unless BBBJ is on offer.

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      Robbie says:

      May 15, 2017 at 1:01 pm

      To Unlucky, see sarah, kartier, nicole, jazz, jade, candy, abigail, paloma or aleesha if you want a raunchy service. Of the WLs mentioned above, nearly all if them provide anal; all do BBBJ & the majority provide BBFS.

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      Stifler says:

      May 14, 2017 at 12:45 am

      I would be keen to hear from any punters that have been lucky enough to go swinging with any WL’s . I had the opportunity to go with Sheridan of AH about 4 years ago but never took her up on it. ..I’m an idiot.
      Let’s hear your stories fella’s.

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      Big Bad John says:

      May 14, 2017 at 1:42 am

      Dont worry Stifler, i was given the same opportunity by her. Also another couple of the WLs at AH also gave me the same offer eg Nicole, Dena, Bridgitte & a couple of others whose names escape me. Dont know what they saw in me as i’m in my mid 60s. However I am financially well off. Extremely well off.
      One thing they all had in common was they loved my oral skills (so they say) & allowed me to do bare back in both the pussy & arse. The reason i never took their offers up is i once had a relationship with a pro. Just did my head in. She wanted me to marry her. Nearly did it. Thank goodness I snapped out of it. Since then i make it a rule never to see them outside the room. No matter how much i like them. TBH they are sluts and always will be. They enjoy their work & love cock & pussy. Most of all they love money. Finally i once went to a swingers party. Even though i scored about 3 different chicks, they were pretty ordinary in both appearance & personality. Watched my partner in a MMMF session. Each guy porked her ass. She loved being DP’ed while having a cock in her mouth. What a fucking slut!!!! She had already fucked 2 others guys before she was gang banged by the other 3 guys. She told me the other 2 did her ass. BTW She was the one who wanted to marry me. TBH I found the whole thing depressing & i was disgusted. The guys were not even fit, lean or good looking. Skinny legs & shoulders with beer bellies. Typical westies. In fact they were bogans. The party was at Campbelltown. Took her home & just dropped her off at my front door. Never saw her again. The whole scene is depressing. It was off. Personally felt sickened by the whole sordid evening.
      These days i pays my money & dont see them outside the room. Even now there is one WL at MH who is keen on me but these WLs are great actresses & will BS you ie they tell you what you want to hear. They all want to be taken care of financially. I have never regretted turning down all subsequent offers to go to swinging parties. BTW i saw Stephanie tonight at CT. She’s all woman. She’s my current regular root. LOL

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      Big Bad John says:

      May 14, 2017 at 7:44 am

      I have severe low self esteem, I live in a fantacy world of delusions, the only women i have ever had are brothel girls

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      Smooth Operator says:

      May 14, 2017 at 5:27 pm

      Well that second comment by BBJ was written by that nuisance of a troll. A serial pest whose only contributions to this forum is negative snipes at punters who write detaiked reviews. We all know that YOU are the delusional one with low esteem

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      Stifler says:

      May 14, 2017 at 10:05 am

      That’s a pretty hot story John. Thanks for sharing.

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      Smooth Operator says:

      May 14, 2017 at 7:09 am

      Stifler, never ever met Sheridan but Nicole (AH) wanted me to go with her to a swingers party. Declined. Also used to ask me to see her outside. I would pay for the motel room, and we would then have heaps if sex. Declined. Other than that, other girls have asked if i’d be interested in a relationship. Not interested.

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      Stifler says:

      May 14, 2017 at 10:03 am

      Oh no way I’d ever get into a relationship with any of them but would try swinging at least once. Actually would like to take Heidi to one of them.

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      Silva Foxe says:

      May 14, 2017 at 5:33 pm

      To Stifler. I only went to one swingers party. Scored but felt disgusted & depressed. Never went again. BTW i used to have FFM sessions with Dena & Candy. Anyone else have any similar stories about Dena et al?

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      Big Bad John says:

      May 14, 2017 at 6:00 pm

      i went to a swingers too silva, i found it disgusting too, one woman had no clit, must have been a muslim, felt sorry for her. another woman look like she had a mental disorder, like she wanted to kill all men. then a put my head under the water in the spar, bad bad bad mistake, wound up in hospital the next day with suspected meningitus they were going to do a spinal tap but i recovered. man i was vomiting all day my head was exploding and i got dehydrated.

      Mr Kleen says:

      May 15, 2017 at 6:59 am

      Stiffie, i had a FFFM session with my GF at MH when it was located at Whiting Rd. They both fisted her pussy. It was unbelievably horny to watch. My GF wouldnt let me fuck them. I ended up getting BBBJs off both WLs. BTW both WLs are still on MH’s roster. The only hints i’ll give are:
      Bith WLs are tall.
      One WL has short blonde hair & big tits & a big fat juicy arse.
      Second WL has dark hair, a big arse & is trim.
      BTW i have subsequently seen both WLs separately. Fucking great value

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      Stifler says:

      May 15, 2017 at 7:08 am

      The blonde in question is obviously Emma. She is amazing.

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      Mr Kleen says:

      May 15, 2017 at 12:52 pm

      Forgot to add that Layla & Alexis provide BBBJ. For a woman in her 50s, Layla has a hot body with an all over tan. Her boobs are natural & magnificent. Nice personality & not crass like some of the other WLs at MH.

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      Mr Kleen says:

      May 15, 2017 at 12:56 pm

      Stifler. Correcto mundo! Spot on. The other WL was Alexis. It was an amazing session. My GF wants to do it again. She’s bisexual. It was awesome watching all three girls licking each others’ pussies & rimming arseholes. You should try it! It was a bit expensive. Booked for an hour. My GF was screaming her head off in ecstacy. Got a mongrel just writing this blog. LMAO

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      Unlucky Punter says:

      May 15, 2017 at 3:30 pm

      Mr Kleen I never thought Alexis would be into that hahaha How wrong can one be !! Id get your GF next Alexis and Charlize … BTW once Charlize knows you she sucks cock deep as top class BBBJ with CIM Also she loves a good cock pounding

      Linford says:

      May 20, 2017 at 8:46 am

      Anyone know where Sheridan/Hannah works now?

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      Stifler says:

      May 20, 2017 at 8:57 am

      No luck in finding her since her brief return to MH a short while ago.

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      Linford says:

      May 20, 2017 at 10:11 am

      I was lucky enough to have porked those massive tits

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      wartboy says:

      May 20, 2017 at 9:34 am

      i did her BB for many times free long time ago Cheers RZ

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      Albert Einstein says:

      May 20, 2017 at 7:56 pm

      Wartboy – u r all BS

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      Unlucky Punter says:

      May 11, 2017 at 12:38 pm

      Thank goodness !!!!!! I see Charlize and Claudia are back on the roster at MH will definitely giving one off them some attention on Sunday
      I also see new ladies available at Riverwood Cougars too …. Things are looking brighter there perhaps as it went to the shithouse badly they were either old grannies,big porkers or Id seen them so many times it was boring

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      Mr Kleen says:

      May 15, 2017 at 8:29 pm

      To Unlucky, you’re surprised by Alexis doing that? Ha ha ha. Once they have been in the business for a year or two, they become relaxed about doing things they would never thought of doing. I reckon there would not be one WL at MH who has eaten pussy at least once. They mite not like it at first but they’ll do anything for money. At MH, there are four WLs that my mate & I have DP’ed. One WL claimed it was her first time (yea like i believe that). Guess what? All four loved it. They are just a bunch of nice accommodating sluts. And us punters are grateful for that. LMAO.
      Anyone got any stories (even old ones) about raunchy or kinky escapades at MH & AH?

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      Unlucky Punter says:

      May 16, 2017 at 6:05 am

      Mr Kleen don’t leave me in naïve suspense Who were they …… Far out I have lived a sheltered life hahaha

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      Osama bin Rooting says:

      May 10, 2017 at 4:19 pm

      Went to CT @Riverwood yesterday. Picked a new gal Amanda. A very fair skinned Indian. Nice body, pretty face. Had an awesome 69. It was bloody good. She has great oral skills. Blew in her mouth. No sex as i was limp after that. 9/10

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      Nick says:

      May 11, 2017 at 6:59 pm

      I agree. Saw this Amanda last Saturday. Pretty lady, eyes to die for! Full of passion and softness, just the way I like my woman. She was quite hot in the bed, blew my head off. Will be going back more often. Yes, her blow job is marvellous and she squirts easily. She is an intelligent and smart lady, very unusual to find in a brothel. Highly recommended.

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      Unluck punter says:

      May 9, 2017 at 1:35 pm

      WTF is happening at Miss Heavens most of them need a stint at Jenny Craig’s I don’t expect models to appear but some slimmer 8/10’s would be nice in the mix.Lately the real good ones have disappeared …. May be Im just unlucky when Ive been going and the best ones are getting pumped in the rooms lol Im sure not getting any there atm

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      George says:

      May 9, 2017 at 8:36 pm

      For starters, Tessa, Layla, Sarah are all trim. I’ll admit quite a few are porkers. It is what it is

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      Unklucky Punter says:

      May 10, 2017 at 10:53 am

      I agree with you those WL’s are quite sexy though Tessa is starting to show her age a bit
      ( aren’t we all ) I had Alexis yesterday it was a good service but her arse is getting bigger by the month …….. Im too critical I think Ive been spoilt for choice over the years

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      Bull Schitt says:

      May 11, 2017 at 8:57 pm

      Crikey if you think Al’s arse is big what about the arses on Emma, Abigail, Pip, Candy & at least half of the roster. Now their arses are a lot bigger than Alexis’.

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      Steve says:

      May 10, 2017 at 4:12 pm

      The good’uns at MH are always busy. The “less attractive” ones usually offer other services e.g. BBFS &/or anal at no extra cost. I always pick those ones if my favourites are unavailable.

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      Oscar says:

      May 10, 2017 at 4:24 pm

      After all the talk about the heavy girls at MH, maybe it should change its name to Massive Heifers – LMAO. When i go there next time, i will bring my shotgun to shoot some bush pigs. HA HA HA HA HA. Bush pigs! That’s hilarious.

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      Bull Schitt says:

      May 10, 2017 at 4:28 pm

      If you think the WLs at MH are bad, suggest you go to Whiting St. Went there last Friday. Got introduced to about 6/7 girls. All except for one were fuglies. Only one was any good & i picked her. Called herself Linda. Great legs & ass with a firm flat tummy. She was a good root. Gave me great .head

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      Bull Schitt says:

      May 10, 2017 at 5:42 pm

      i might add shortly after this happened to my dick Cheers RZ http://stdpictures.org/_wp/wp-content/gallery/primary-syphilis/syphilis-cock-infection.jpg

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      Bull Schitt says:

      May 10, 2017 at 7:26 pm

      The second comment by Bull Schitt was NOT posted by me. It’s that fucking troll Wartboy aka RZ aka ? aka Doc aka LZ aka Phil etc etc. Never posts a review about encounters with WLs unless it is about ladyboys & he always craps on about STDs, warts & HIV. Often posts the same stort how he just caught HIV & to be aware. This BS story has been posted in so many threads

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      Hunter – the Young 29yo Punter says:

      May 9, 2017 at 12:58 am

      Following Braaad’s example. It is time to bring some decent info, reviews and usable intel back to this thread. In the golden “olden” days, there was great quality intel. So let’s freshen this up to be a little more current and of a better standard. To begin, here’s a quick summary of the known establishments we can expect a quality finish (to name a few):

      • SYDNEY COUGARS – 60 Whiting St Artarmon

      • MISS HEAVENS – 6 Cleg St Artarmon

      • VICTORIA’S SECRET – Victoria Rd Chatswood

      • COUGAR TOWN – Belmore Rd Riverwood

      • MARLENES – 26 Bourke St Alexandria

      • MAGGIES – Seville St North Parramatta

      • COUGARS OF SYDNEY – Kingswood

      • CLUB 121 – Pyrmont

      • WIVES ONLY – St Peters

      • BLACK CAT – Surry Hills

      • A MATURE AFFAIR – Harris Park

      Reply below with your experiences, advice and recommendations for any listed or not listed if you will

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      Tom says:

      May 9, 2017 at 6:39 pm

      You can cross off Cougars of Sydney in Kingswood, expensive, few girls, lying receptionist.

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      George says:

      May 9, 2017 at 8:39 pm

      Tom, i agree with you about the receptionist. She’s prone to exxaggeration. Lately the quality everywhere seems to have gone down. Is it me or is it just that i am getting old?

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      Wolf Blitzer says:

      May 11, 2017 at 4:42 pm

      Miss heavens- Haven’t been to the new location but ladies on the roster I’ve been with are Emma, Heidi, Candy and Reece. I 1st started going to this establishment back in the mid 90s when it was in Surry Hills and much smaller. Back then Amanda used to work in the rooms and i still haven’t had better than her to this day.
      Maggies- haven’t been for 3 years but used to visit Heidi from MH who was named Sonia back then. Good prices and not too busy.
      Club 121 – haven’t been since the late 90s. . . Used to see a massive breasted brunette named Julie who quit the business soon after.
      Black cat – was there in January and saw the naughty and busty Naomi and although the place has gone downhill Naomi is well worth the money. The massage parlour next door called Impressions is no longer ..it has had some amazing girls over the past 15 years.
      Mature Darlings – was seeing Emma aka Penny of MH fame and a couple of other huge breasted ladies who no longer work there. The place is a bit of a dump despite the great girls and the receptionist is a fuckwit.

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      Pedro says:

      May 11, 2017 at 9:16 pm

      Another place that used to be good was Vitality Massage. Saw some great mature WLs there eg Brandy (BBFS, BBBJ, BB anal), Abby – unbelievably big jugs (bigger than Sheridan ex Amanda Heavens), Bianca (BBBJ, anal, DPs), Rita (big titted Indian – BBBJ, BBFS, anal) & quite a few more. Place has gone downhill.

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      Wolf Blitzer says:

      May 12, 2017 at 12:00 am

      I went there a couple of times many years ago, saw a busty mature whose name may have been Michelle if I’m not mistaken ??
      Heidi from MH also did a stint there.
      Abby sounds amazing, do you know of her current whereabouts ? Also any knowledge of where the beautiful Sheridan is now ? I saw her once at MH 4 years ago.

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      Pedro says:

      May 15, 2017 at 5:30 am

      Wolf Blitzer, Abby was only there for a few weeks. She used to do massage at other places then started providing FS at Vitality. Had to quit when her BF found out. As far as I know she quit the business. I thought she was awesome. She gave awesome head & loved DATY

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      Salim Maahaagar says:

      May 7, 2017 at 6:29 am

      After a busy day going to court fighting allegations of assault, cronyism, non payment to tradies as well as employees, i was stressed out. Needed to get some stress relief. So on Friday i hopped into my unregistered Lambo (fuck da cops – they’re pucking on my coz i’m a suckessbful businessman) went to 269. Had rung earlier & booked April for 4:00 PM. Got there early. They put in a room upstairs. Asked if i could have a shower. Had a shower but there was NO SOAP. Shitfuck! Fuckshit! Wasnt comfortable as i still smelt of a mild case of BO. Last shower was 6:00 AM. Anyway April comes in 15 minutes late. Got a nice BBBJ. Then she jumps on top of me then get into doggy position. Did anal. Premises are clean but the place needs a complete reno. Cost was $50 for 30 minutes. Place is full of older women & majority of punters are old decrepit codgers. BTW the sex was bare back

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      Big Bad John says:

      May 6, 2017 at 1:18 am

      Went to Sydney Cougars, 60 Whiting St yesterday. Prices are lower than those at MH. Got introduced to about 8 WLs. Fark. Only one was any good at look at. I picked her. She was a Russki called Linda. Great body. Great big firm strong shapely thighs with a big firm juicy ass. When in the Reception room, she turned around to open the door, i saw her ass (she was wearing a G string). Well that sealed the deal for me. It was beautiful. 30 minutes cost $140. It was a good session. Well worth a return visit. Went home feeling good. Had dinner at the pub opposite the MV Agusta shop. Watched the footie. What a dud game! Was thinking about my session with Linda & was getting horny so went to MH in Cleg St. Big selection. Tuff decision but picked Layla. An attractive gal of Italian background. Beautiful olive skin colouring. For a woman in her 50s, she has a great body & a gorgeous rack. Great BBBJ, 69, DATY, DFK, covered sex. Glad i picked her. Comparing Layla & Linda, i have to say Linds wins by a head. LOL.

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      Slammin Salami says:

      May 4, 2017 at 11:50 am

      I was looking a the riverwood cougars list for tonight I noticed a new one Alexia I hope its Alexis from MH as she is a top class punt and an expert BBBJ er Perhaps Angel/Nicole has told her to give it a try ………. Be interested to find out need some good punts in that place as its really gone to the pack in the last few months

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      Da Silver Fox says:

      May 4, 2017 at 3:52 pm

      Slamming. I recommend BREE @Wives Only. Located in St Peters. Tall, blonde, nice tits, nice body, lovely manner, DFK, DATY, 69. Sex was covered. Best i’ve had in a long while. If she was at MH or CT, she’d be booked out all day

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      Da Silver Fox says:

      May 3, 2017 at 11:42 pm

      Went to MH earlier this evening & saw a little chubby cutie called Ash. She is in possession of a pair of huge tits. Great BBBJ. CIM then she got me hard again. Ended up doing doggy. Boy she has a huge meaty arse. Couldnt help myself. Rimmed her corn hole before penetrating her pussy. Didnt blow a second time. Didnt care as i had a great time with her. Lovely

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      Big tits lover says:

      May 4, 2017 at 12:05 pm

      Hey mate, are those tits natural? How chubby is she?

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      Da Silver Fox says:

      May 4, 2017 at 3:49 pm

      IMO Her tits are HUGE. She’s a BBW. I usually dont go for “big” gals but i just found her sexy. I liked her body. I recommend you check the MH website to see when she is on; go out there. If she doesnt appeal there are plenty of udders (LOL) there. Layla has a beautiful rack. Darcy’s are big. IMO both have good bodies. Emma has a big set and possesses a “strong” physique. Nicole is skinny with big bolt-ons. Candy & Pip have big’uns but both have sloppy bodies. There are udder WLs with big boobs at MH. We all look forward to your review

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      Sleazy Samir says:

      May 2, 2017 at 7:58 pm

      So Omar, did you do anal with both WLs in your 3some on Anzac Day? Just interestex

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      Sleazy Samir says:

      May 2, 2017 at 8:03 pm

      FYI. Just letting you know that Bethany (formerly of Amanda Heavens) is now at Miss Heavens

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      Holden Fucking McNeill says:

      May 3, 2017 at 6:51 am

      Awesome. …Bring on the STD’s

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      ? says:

      May 3, 2017 at 8:08 am

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7lEZBxu3zo

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      Steve says:

      May 3, 2017 at 6:20 pm

      To Fucking Holden McN aka ?, you are an immature moron. Thought you were giving this thread a big miss! Cant keep away. You get your rocks off by putting other people down. You are a miserable excuse for a human being

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      ? says:

      May 3, 2017 at 9:04 pm

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chXq8CQJyJ0

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      Omar says:

      May 3, 2017 at 6:22 pm

      Of course! I gets it for free, bro. Da chicks digs me, bro. I is da man

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      ? says:

      May 3, 2017 at 6:24 pm

      Omar, You are full of BS.
      And to Sleazy Samir & Steve, fuck off you shitbags! You dont know me.

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      ? says:

      April 27, 2017 at 3:25 pm

      One final good by from your buddy ?. Don’t miss me too much or pine for me.
      Especially that Leb Cucumber that gets up at 2.30am while the missus is asleep to do some porn surfing and wanking.
      Bye…. boo hoo XX

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      Slamming Salami says:

      April 27, 2017 at 6:07 pm

      To ?. You still posting? Just go! You are a pain in the ass. FO

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      Wartboy says:

      April 28, 2017 at 11:01 am

      Fark Off “?”.
      Crikey. Just go!!!!

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      Piddles says:

      April 27, 2017 at 8:53 am

      Yesterday went to some really crappy joint just off Marrickville Rd during my lunch break. I do a lot of driving in my job. I parked in this laneway. I was near this building. It had a huge “Number 60” painted on the exterior wall. It was located in a lane way. Dont know name of laneway. Building was painted in bright PINK. I kid you not. I wondered if this is a brothel. Decided to go in. It was. Arrived at the exact same time as another , older guy. Bit embarrassing. An asian lady 40 quite attractive opened door. the older bloke knew her as Mimi (i think that is what she said). She said she was free but other girls were busy for 60 minutes. The older guy suggested we both see her, Helen’s eyes lit up and she said why not. I was nervous but thought what the hell. He even offered to pay for the whole session and negotiated with the WL for a full service for him , and 80 for me to watch him and get a r&t. As i said i was nervous. anyway what a great half hour , he fucked her pretty quickly (condom on) whilst she sucked my cock, the old guy came within about 5 mins then sat and watched. i licked her out and she came twice, my nerves went away , both the WL and the older dude were begging me to fuck her. What could i do ? I gave her the full length i am big and thick, and i gave it hard and quickly. The older guy wanted some of my cock also, bizarrely i let him , he started to go down on me , whilst helen fingered my ass. At this time i reciprocated , i had 2 fingers in her pussy and one up her ass, she was groaning and squirming. We all made lots of noise and i am sure the girl next door could hear everything, walls there are thin as. What next? She then asked me to fuck her ass, i couldn’t believe it, i pounded her for 2-3 minutes whilst she sucked the old guy who was now hard and i blew the biggest load all over her back. This was all BB. The older guy wanted me to give him a hand job also , i resisted but grabbed his balls whilst he blew in Mimi’s mouth. sounds like bs right, well i am telling you its for real, it was unexpected, amazing horny, Mimi is the horniest asian woman i have ever seen, get yourself some boys. As i left she asked me to go back early this morning so she could see me in private and do some ‘special’ things to me, she whispered. Well I went back after work & paid $100 for 60 minutes. Well fuck me, it was an unbelievable session. BB in all three holes. I alternated between all three holes. Yep she did ATM. First time ever for me. She also pegged my arse with a small thin one at first then a big thick one while stroking my cock with her other hand. TBH I liked it. Will be seeing her again as she wants to do a lesbian threesome with her & her friend. She said her friend also likes anal. Hmmmm. Looking forward to it. I’ll write a report when that happens. Life can be good sometimes & yesterday was one of those times.

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      Karen says:

      April 27, 2017 at 3:46 pm

      Life won’t be good for you when you get some filthy disease, fucking without condoms, playing Russian roulette with your health, for one hour of pleasure what a moron you are

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      Piddles says:

      April 27, 2017 at 5:54 pm

      Karen, tell someone who really cares. Fucken scaremongerer. Get out & enjoy life. Life is about taking risks. Ciao

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      wartboy says:

      April 28, 2017 at 1:05 am

      its ok, you can get all the antibiotics you desire online from india, that way you dont have to disgrace yourself at the doctors with return visits for the same STDs over and over, bundle your antibiotics with your next order of stiffy pills and save!

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      Doc says:

      April 28, 2017 at 6:58 am

      Wartboy
      I can’t believe that you would promote and minimise the risks of an acquired STD.
      You think it’s a disgrace to go to the doctor over and over again with an STD. Well you’re right on that count. The idea you should be promoting is safe sex – so you don’t get STD’s.
      Look the only way to identify what STD someone has (there are dozens) is to go to the doctor and have blood and urine tests to identify what STD it is and whether it is curable with antibiotics. Specific antibiotics are used for specific illnesses. Also, after a complete course of antibiotics (assuming the illness is bacterial in nature) the tests need to be repeated to ensure you are cured or need more medication to eradicate it. Sometimes that can take months depending if the illness is gram + or gram -.
      If the illness is viral, antibiotics do nothing. You may have a permanent, ultimately fatal illness.
      To suggest someone get a handful of pills from India or any online place is really silly. They are either all fake or very low dose. So that means (if they are low dose) the illness isn’t been cured and developing antibiotic resistance. Also, with the stiffy pills you mention. Do you know that 80,000 men die annually from Viagra overdose compications.
      Also, if you buy online how do you know what you are getting. The pills that are supposedly sold as antibioitics might be curry pills for all you know.
      Look, people like Slammin Salami, Lebanese Cucumber, Piddles (and others) probably are already infected. Silly punters listen to these fools at your peril.
      Also, if you practice unsafe sex do you want to spread your illnesses around to innocent loved ones ??

      **** Parlour Pages is a publicly listed company and is very irresponsible for allowing the propogation and publication of very unsafe sexual practices.It won’t be long before a whole load of punters call for a class action and sue after they get a fatal illness.
      Not long ago a fellow sued a big named hotel for allowing the service of alcohol when the hotel knew the implication of doing so.

      wartboy says:

      April 28, 2017 at 8:10 am

      my post was sarcastic humour, the problem here is some reades take posts too seriously. obviously wear condoms and if you get an STD see the doctor! der!

      Tom says:

      April 27, 2017 at 6:26 pm

      Piddles , your are so full of shit, this is a replica of an old post, complete BS. I go to this joint and I know Mimi, she does not do ANY of these crude fantasy things you speak of. Go back to your Disneyland videos you pin head neanderthal.

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      Piddles says:

      April 27, 2017 at 7:27 pm

      Tom, dont try & BS me. We dont care what you think. It would be nice if you posted a review. We know you are ?, Wartboy, Pal, Fred, Rz, LZ, Cunny Funt, Phil etc etc etc. just fuck off. Show us your review!!!

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      ? says:

      April 28, 2017 at 11:06 am

      Yea Tom. We can see through you, ya fucken troll

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      Chevron says:

      May 15, 2017 at 1:32 pm

      Wolf Blitzer. Last i heard about Sheridan is that she has gone independent & works under the name “Hannah”. Have unsuccessfully searched Backpage & Cracker.

      Reply

      Piddles says:

      May 15, 2017 at 1:38 pm

      Well guys, i went back to number 60 and saw my squeeze from my previous visit. Booked 2 WLs for 60 minutes. It was a full on lesbian threesome. I farked both pussies & both arses. All bare back. The WLs licked & rimmed each other. Horny as!!! Blew my load up one of the WLs ass!!!

      Reply

      wartboy says:

      May 15, 2017 at 1:50 pm

      awesome count me in spread the good times (and STIs) around BOOYEAH

      Reply

      Lebanese Cucumber says:

      April 27, 2017 at 3:03 am

      If you are wondering why i’m up so late. Just left MH. After reading about Ash & her huge tits, i knew i had to book her without having seen her. Well i wasnt disappointed. HUGE & i mean HUGE juggs. She’s a bit porky but her BBBJ was awesome. Feel better now especially after my disastrous session at 269 on Monday afternoon on which i wrote a review only a few minutes earlier

      Reply

      ? says:

      April 27, 2017 at 7:16 am

      I’m still here until later today.(I’ll stay if you kiss my arse) hahahah
      Bullshit… you were up late making up bullshit, surfing the porn sites while the missus was asleep.
      You were also jerking yourself off. Pervert. No need to try and goad me because I’m on to you..leb cucumber, leb snaggie, steve, cheeto, Jamie, donley donk, bill in shorts, ugly motorbike Charles etc etc
      Bye now.

      Reply

      Freddo says:

      April 27, 2017 at 1:23 pm

      Interesting. They let you in at this that time of the night? They wouldn’t let me extend after midnight when I wanted to stay another hour. Anyway, I like natural breasts not the silicon ones…he he he

      Reply

      Lebanese Cucumber says:

      April 27, 2017 at 5:58 pm

      Freddo, MH closes at 12 but they’ll let you stay back if the WL is OK with that. BTW I’m a long time regular there & then it took me 50 minutes to get. Showered & made myself a snack before settling in front of the telly. Then i wrote my post. So who did you see?

      Reply

      Lebanese Cucumber says:

    • Roving Zucchini says:

      BULLSHIT! I am roving zucchini Cheers RZ

  31. Drinkboy@@@@@ says:

    Anyone know where Ashley from MH works now?

  32. Ismail says:

    Went to RCT the other day. Was introduced to a bevy of womans. A woman of Mediterranean background came out and flashed a very nice smile. Slim body, small firm rear and very pert c cups, says “Hi i am XXXX (name withheld as per new ridiculous guidelines set by ,Adim) you like me” , Fuck yeah i think to myself , i says “yes i like you” . In the shower with her with a hard pecker, as soon as the soap was rinsed off she gets on her knees and starts bbbj-ing me, gosh i thought, im in heaven, after 2 mins we get out, dry off and then she pushed me onto the bed, lays next to me and then straight into DFKing me, what a kisser this girl is, then she sits up, looks at then holds my boner and goes down, the first motion was nearly a deep throat and then a super nice up and down suck, WTF , i haven’t had a blowy like that since i was in my early 20s. After maybe 5 mins i couldn’t take anymore otherwise i would have blown her cheeks out, lol, so i tell her to stop and its my turn for payback, she lays down and i get between her legs, which are very nice and i gaze upon a BEAUTIFUL pussy, fortunately she has a slick beaver so i went for it. Bro she tasted sooooo nice, went at it for maybe 10 mins, and let me tell you guys, she loves it, rocking her hips up and down and sometimes pushing hard onto my tongue.. Then bang, she came, said something and pushed herself away from my mouth. We fuck she says, puts the rubber on me and in i go in mish, man a tight puss, just the way us men like it hehe, gave her a good pounding and kabam, off she goes again, then i rolls her on top for cowgirl, what a magnificent ride she is, and watching her pert boobs jiggle was it for me and i emptied a sack full of goo and just as i finish shes off again and then collapses on me panting and mumbling something, we laid in each others arms for a little while and i looked at the clock, damn an hour goes fast when your having a good time. She then says shower because time finish, i said no its not, she looks at me not understanding what i meant, i grabbed my wallet, pull out more dollars, gave it to her and said, 1 more hour, she raps a towel around her and out she goes, im just laying there waiting thinking here we go, 5 mins will pass before she’s back but no, couldn’t have been 60 secs and shes back in the room, throws the towel to the floor, jumps on the bed between my legs and down she goes on me again, I don’t know which BBBJ was the best, the 1 in the shower, the first on the bed, or that second time, after about 5 mins i says its time for a 69r, she spins around and im in aww watching that puss coming down on my face,,, yum yum yum yum yum yum, man i think im in love with her pussy, 5 min or so off 69ing then dommed up again, a few mins of mish then doggy,,, guys, if your a lover of small butts then this is the girl to see, i lost a lot of protein after 2 or 3 min in doggy just watching her ass and lightly squeezing he

    • Cute Sausage says:

      Bully for you Ismail.
      What kind of fucking retard are you writing that crap? Thinks she loves you? Dumbfuck! She loves ya moneys bro!!!!

  33. ADMINISTRATION says:

    There has been of late, a lot of bickering on the part of punters.
    A lot of submissions are fake, with unacceptable references made to sexual practices carried out. Therefore Parlour Pages has set a minimum standards guideline for acceptable postings.
    .
    1) You must not publish graphic details of events between the sheets with you and the lady. And no use of abbreviations such as DATY, etc.
    2) You must not mention her name (unless it is flattering to her). It constitutes slander.
    You can however give her a star rating from one 1 to 10 (10 being very great service).
    3) No mention of body smells.

    This list will be revised from time to time
    If problems persist then we may consider closing this site

    • Very Disappointed says:

      To Administrator,
      Good try. How do we know you aren’t the troll who has mucked up this whole forum. I thought the purpose of this forum was to post details about our experiences between the sheets. The “restrictions” you want to impose basically make this forum useless. So we cant use any abbreviations? What a load of crap! Cant mention a WL’s name if she has given a dud service. We cant talk about it? WTF? Slander? I dont think so! Is this political correctness gone mad? We can only write about “good” experiences. Seriously? Ya gotta be joking!!!!
      So if you truly are the Administrator of this site, then you’ve just killed this forum. No more reviews from me. And i’ve posted scores of detailed reviews of my experiences both good & bad under different names. And why different names? Because some troll (most probably you) kept on pinching my monikers. Any way, i will no longer contribute to this forum. It really has gone downhill over the past 12 months. It started when the thread for 269 was deactivated. It was then followed by Amanda Heavens, Cougar Town & Miss Heavens. These were the best threads. BTW I wont even bother reading this forum again. Sionara. Ciao. Au Revoir. FO

      • Cute Sausage says:

        OMG Very Disappointed
        Stop acting like a sooky boy. They are within their rights aren’t they ?
        You mean you believe all the bullshit ?? Clown !! if you do.
        It’s just fun banter between men.. not to be taken seriously
        Or do you just want to talk dirty just for the fun of it.
        Maybe you are that troll you talk about.
        Grow up man

      • Cute Sausage says:

        Hey prick head yes you “Very Disappointed Sooky Boy”
        So – it’s YOU the fucking troll just admitting posting under different names… Why you fool??
        If you have something to say why use different names.
        An imbecile obviously.

    • Very Disappointed says:

      To administrator.
      One more gripe.
      You mention that a lot of submissions are fake? How the fuck would you know? Seriously?
      Anyway, your post regardless of whether it was posted by the “troll” or the real genuine administrator (which i seriously doubt) had really pissed me off.

    • Cute Sausage says:

      Administration is a troll. What idiot would fall for that posting & actually believe it is from Admin? Only sooky boys like Very Disappointed. Well i is not disappointed that Very Disappointed is not on this site any more. In fact i is Very Happy. Ha ha ha. I win you miserable fucking shit. Administrator’s post is from one of the many trolls on this site.
      BTW I calls meself “cute sausage” as it is really a “very little sausage”. Am obsessed with “big” sausages. I like them in me mouth & arse (at the same time). I havent been with a woman or a prostitute for years after one fuckin bitch made disparaging remarks about me “cute” sausage. This is why i envy punters who write about their experiences. Boo hoo hoo. I’m so sad. I really hates meself & me miserable life. Boo hoo hoo. Boo hoo hoo.
      Regards
      Sooky Sausage Boy.
      PS you may also know me as Pal, ?, Wartboy, Warty Boy, RZ, LZ, BJ Thomas, Italian Stallion, Bartie, John, Roger, Steve, Amir, Salim, Asif, Afridi, Punter33 etc etc etc. I pinches all these “labels” from other punters as i dont have much imagination. He he he

  34. Pal says:

    Hey Guys it’s your good mate Pal.
    I leaving for quite a while so I’ll say goodbye tomorrow. Now you be good y’haer
    Does anyone want me to stay ?? Just say so and I will !!

    • BJ Thomas says:

      yes please stay and keep the funny comments coming. love BJ Thomas xoxo

      • Pal says:

        Hey Guys… I’m going now… don’t miss me too much.
        You too BJ.. BTW I won’t give you any XXOO because I don’t do men… sorry.
        But if you have a quiet word with Jamie (puke puke) I feel sure he will let you poke him more than a few times.Enjoy.
        And when you poke him/her just whisper “I love ya Jamie).
        Also try Cheeto.. he may be good for some too.

  35. Unlucky Punter says:

    I went to RCT today after failing to get a booking with Claudia at MH yesterday hell she was booked by some greedy prick for hours .Business must be slow for the remaining granny brigade at Miss Heavens … Nicole/Angel was in the line up same old shit lines came out of her mouth no wonder she never gets picked anywhere anymore ……. Ended up seeing Joslyn nice service

  36. Pal says:

    Hi Guys… It’s your good mate Pal again I’m baaaaak.
    Now I have told youse not to publish shit but you still persist. So here I am here to haunt youse.
    Now goon Admin I’m on to you. You are really: Nicola Tesla, Steve, Fucking Cheeto, Jamie (puke), BJ Thomas (lets hope you can really sing), Uigeadail, Tarzan of the Apes (ape really).
    Now Tarzan you are a lying cunt. I have been with Selina and she does not do BBBJ, Daty, 69, Rimming arse holes (especially your smelly one). You have a depraved mind (admin). Go back to the jungle and take you cocktail frankfurt with you.

    • Bystander says:

      As an unbiased bystander, i’ve never know any WL who says NO to DATY & 69. So this Pal is all bull shit. Just another troll infesting this forum.
      Any punters out there who have met Selina? It would be good to hear from genuine punters who have penetrated Selina. LOL

      • Pal says:

        “As an unbiased bystander” ?? uhuhuhuh.. yes right… who are you on my list. Jamie (puke) I bet.
        Jamie is about 70 and he still calls himself Jamie (poofy).
        Bystander, I have been around a long time. Would it surprise you that most of the WL’s only like one thing from you. Your wallet. They don’t like you, your silly looking prick or cum in their mouth or sex and their MO is to finish you off as quickly as possible – to piss you off out the door; so they can finish off the next fool.
        If you want to hear from genuine punters here, listen to me, all the others are fakes and con men. Especially Jamie (puke & ADMIN).

    • Bystander says:

      You make a lot of assumptions about me. For starters, I never said i’ve ever been with a prostitute. So you are way off course pally. You have issues with your self esteem. You are an angry aggressive person whom the working girls find unattractive & just tolerate you for your cash. You are a pathetic, miserable & smallminded “man” who is inadequate in bed & useless with women. You’ve most probably have had to pay for every root you’ve ever had. You know it makes sense. BTW you can respond to this anyway you want but i will not reply as i dont like to communicate with idiots. Boom Boom

      • Pal says:

        Oh BJ Thomas not doubt.. fuckin ADMIN no doubt.
        So if you don’t go with prostitutes why are you looking in Parlour Pages. Fucking nitwit. Just as a casual observer ??? hehe
        Oh all those nasty words to hurt my feelings….. booo hooo I’m damaged now by your assertions.
        hahahahh
        Don’t post shit and I won’t need to respond… simples (like the meare cats on tv).

    • Wartboy says:

      Pal, Selina gave me a BBBJ. She allowed DATY then we had a 69er after she rimmed my cornhole. You’re just jealous. You’ve never met Selina. You are a big fat liar

      • Pal says:

        Wartboy.. You are really: Nicola Tesla (with brains the size of peas), Steve, Fucking Cheeto, Jamie (puke), BJ Thomas (lets hope you can really sing while you lick arse holes), Uigeadail, Tarzan of the Grapes (ape really).
        Y O U A R E F U L L OF IT
        Find yourself a wife or girlfriend you desperado.
        Yes, I know you surf the porn sites at 2am. Pervert

  37. Freud says:

    To Cute Sausage (ie Ladyboy, Doc, Pal, Newbie, RZ & LZ etc). Have you ever posted a review? NO.
    BTW what kind of fuckwit are you? Your choice of moniker – Cute Sausage – says a lot about you. Little things are cute. Your sausage is obviously smaller than average. You are obessed with your sausage & other guys sausages.
    Your contributions are limited to mouthing off about other punters’ comments. What a tough guy you are.
    Oh and by the way, you try to create the impression that you are educated & knowledgeable. You are not.
    KAPOW

  38. BJ Thomas says:

    To Doc & Freaking Out.
    Firstly, the blog by Doc is a copy & paste job which keeps appearing in various threads.
    Secondly, Doc is Freaking Out.
    Thirdly, Freaking Out should see a doctor if and i say IF actually have a physical ailment
    Fouthly, Freaking Out under numerous monikers eg Wartboy keeps posting his BS about STDs.
    My advice: FO as no one really cares about your nonsensical rantings

    • Doc says:

      To : BJ Thomas
      Doc is Doc…. not Wartboy or Freakin Out….Or anyone else.
      I have only submitted twice in the public interest.
      And I have done so in order to enlighten folk that seem to be wreckless and blaise` when they carry out unsafe sexual practices.
      The post yesterday will be my last one.
      If you want to ruin the quality of your lives, shorten your lives and make a misery of other peoples lives … UP TO YOU.

      • BJ Thomas says:

        That is absolutely correct. As you wrote “IT IS UP TO US”.
        If we wanted moralising etc, we wouldnt be on this forum.

        • Newbie says:

          To BJ Thomas
          Look I think Doc makes great sense. He is obviously medical and only a fool would disregard with what he has to say. He isn’t moralising… you are only burying your head in the sand buddy.

          He scared me shitless to the point that I went to the doctor to be tested. Thank goodness all clear. I won’t be doing ANYTHING unsafe in future.. just not worth it.

          And what about the idiots that run this site. These clowns let anything through. Just looked through the archives and a lot of shit is still there.
          Probably some mad man/woman (not tech savvy obviously) or unknowns doing a sting operation and gathering intel for nix.

          Punters stop writing stuff that will get your girls in trouble.

          • Cute Sausage says:

            Hey Newbie
            Man you are right on.
            I also have a question for Parlour Pages management.
            Why the fuck do you keep posts dating back so long.
            They are no longer relevant !!!
            They are taking up fucking computer space for nothing.
            Punters want to know the state of play today, yesterday or the day before… NOT months ago.
            Just clean the fuckin posts out completely each month… OK Dummy.

            Probably a dopey shiela running this site… bet she collects handbags like she keeps dud posts alive for years.

    • Newbie says:

      BJ Thomas
      You are management… aren’t you
      You are a paranoid fucking idiot.
      I’ve only seen Doc’s article twice then second time with an amendment to his/her original.
      BS about STD’s ???? BS about STD’s…. ??
      Poor deluded fool

    • Nikola Tesla says:

      Cute Sausage. Idiots like you trying to tell management what to do to this site really piss me off. If you dont like this forum, stop reading it & set up your own forum. Errrr. You wouldnt know where to start. You are a bully boy. A real tuff guy. Another keyboard warrior. You is da Ninja. PRRFFFTTTT!

      • Cute Sausage says:

        Nicola Tesla… Yeh sure you are.
        You are once again Admin… idiot !!
        Nicola Tesla had brains – he invented the Tesla coil, proposed world wide electrification, resonance and many unique gadgets and patents.
        You are brainless – how can you liken yourself with the genius of Tesla
        I’ll tell you something about yourself (I’m a mind reader) – you grew off the end of your tool.
        He certainly would liken and take STD’s seriously. I D I O T

      • Cute Sausage says:

        Oh Also Tesla

        Learn to write properly….. 6 th grade primary education no doubt.

        Tuff ??…. it’s spelt “tough”

        You is da Ninja ?? …. You are the Ninja (no I’m not clown)

  39. Doc says:

    Will the owners of this site and some of the punters never learn.
    Admittedly, there has been substantal improvement but still some individuals post about unacceptable sexual practices. Also, do you think it’s only punters that are viewing this site ?? Council Officers and Regulatory Agencies are given free info by looking here.
    So, if you want to have your favourite a place closed down a simple posting may cause that.
    I have added to my initial post some more information that will have you thinking.
    It is under PS.

    April 28, 2017 at 6:58 am
    Wartboy
    I can’t believe that you would promote and minimise the risks of an acquired STD.
    You think it’s a disgrace to go to the doctor over and over again with an STD. Well you’re right on that count. The idea you should be promoting is safe sex – so you don’t get STD’s.
    Look the only way to identify what STD someone has (there are dozens) is to go to the doctor and have blood and urine tests to identify what STD it is and whether it is curable with antibiotics. Specific antibiotics are used for specific illnesses. Also, after a complete course of antibiotics (assuming the illness is bacterial in nature) the tests need to be repeated to ensure you are cured or need more medication to eradicate it. Sometimes that can take months depending if the illness is gram + or gram -.
    If the illness is viral, antibiotics do nothing. You may have a permanent, ultimately fatal illness.
    To suggest someone get a handful of pills from India or any online place is really silly. They are either all fake or very low dose. So that means (if they are low dose) the illness isn’t been cured and developing antibiotic resistance. Also, with the stiffy pills you mention. Do you know that 80,000 men die annually from Viagra overdose compications.
    Also, if you buy online how do you know what you are getting. The pills that are supposedly sold as antibioitics might be curry pills for all you know.
    Look, people like Slammin Salami, Lebanese Cucumber, Piddles (and others) probably are already infected. Silly punters listen to these fools at your peril.
    Also, if you practice unsafe sex do you want to spread your illnesses around to innocent loved ones ??
    **** Parlour Pages is a publicly listed company and is very irresponsible for allowing the propogation and publication of very unsafe sexual practices.It won’t be long before a whole load of punters call for a class action and sue after they get a fatal illness.
    Not long ago a fellow sued a big named hotel for allowing the service of alcohol when the hotel knew the implication of doing so.

    PS. If you happen to acquire an STD in order to get the necessary medications you need to go to the doctor or an STD clinic.
    When you have an STD it is a Reportable Illness. The Health Department needs to know about it.
    You will be asked whom you came in contact with so they can be treated. There is no longer any privacy.
    So, unless you know some crooked doctor/ pathology laboratory that is prepared to conceal your identity you will go on a register. Your only hope (maybe) is to fly out to an Asian country and be treated there in the hope of anonymity.
    On your medical report at your doctors surgery, there will also be reference to the fact that you have/had an STD.

    If you get a referral to a specialist for an unrelated reason, then your doctor is required to inform the specialist of your history. With computer networking a lot of medical histories are linked so doctor shopping will be a thing of the past in the not too distant future.

    Also, can you imagine in a cashless society how governments can see your movements so easily; when you swipe your credit/debit card in these parlours..

    So you can see how important it is to indulge in safe sexual practices. This is a serious issue with long term consequences.

    • freaking out says:

      Hey doc, please view this pic and can you tell me what the fuck is this thing growing behind my ear, its so shameful i now wear a hoodie 24/7. that bloody wartboy must have given it to me via one of the grubby joints didcussed on here. here is a link to the pic, please please tell me what the fuck is it!
      http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/hamchicken&peas/wart.jpg

      • BJ Thomas says:

        Freaking Out. You are Wartboy. Boom boom

      • Freaking Out says:

        Hey BJ Thomarse. I is Warboy. Da original & da Best.
        I’m baaacccckkkkk
        Rgds
        Freaking Out aka RZ
        Hahahahaha

      • Cobba says:

        A qualified Doc would not diagnose from a picture, unethical.

        But I can tell you.
        It’s a Ham, Chicken & Pea sandwich growing behind you ear.
        Just imagine .. you have sandwiches for life… for free.
        Thank Wart Boy.

    • Uigeadail says:

      Parlour Pages is a publicly listed company?! I must have missed that’s one on the ASX. My advice is to sell your shares now because the value is plummeting.

  40. Unlucky Punter says:

    On Friday I went to Miss Heavens and was lucky enough to see Claudia …. Her pussy is tight as but Im sure she’ll get a good stretching as she is always busy plus is hot mid 30’s babe.My question is she gave me a CBJ has anyone who has seen her got a BBBJ ?

    • Lucky Strike says:

      Well i’ve only seen her once & i got BBBJ. Admittedly i went down on her first – DATY – for a minimum of 5 minutes. Got her to orgasm multiple times. Then i asked her to get in the 69 position. Maybe she felt i either earnt or deserved a BBBJ. I always use that approach with most WLs on meeting them for the first time. Sometimes i end up getting BBFS. BTW there are at least 8 on the current roster at MH that provide BBFS. I only know of two who dont provide BBBJ. 4 of them even let me do anal bare back. I’m not going to mention any names because i reckon some of the threads in this forum were discontinued by Admin owing to trolls BSing about what certain WLs were doing. In fact i know of one WL at CT that quite a few guys were BSing about services she provided. And she was quite upset. BTW i now see that particular WL as she is now an independent escort. False news. Lots of false news. So i wont name & shame. LOL. Anyway the regular punters at MH would know about whom i am talking. 3/4 are obvious to anyone who has picked them as i got BBFS on the very first (of many visits).

      • Unlucky Punter says:

        Does Claudia provide an anal service too ??? That is one cute tush

        • Lucky Strike says:

          TBH I never asked. I only saw her once. She doesnt do it for me. If you want anal, see the following: Paloma, Pip, Candy, Nicole, Abigail, Jazz, Jade. I have been told that Kartier & Sarah do anal but i suspect it may be BS.

    • Pedro says:

      Wolf Blitzer, Abby was only there for a few weeks. She used to do massage at other places then started providing FS at Vitality. Had to quit when her BF found out. As far as I know she quit the business. I thought she was awesome. She gave awesome head & loved DATY

    • Mr Kleen says:

      Mate, did you shower when you got there? Maybe it smelt a bit. Just a suggestion. Reason i ask is she always gives me BBBJ except on my first visit. On my second visit when meeting her in the Reception Room, i told her i would pick her only if i had BBBJ. No problems since then. Good luck. BTW if it happens a second time, pick someone else. Nadine & Charlize dont do BBBJ – at least with me. A shame because Nadine is sensational. Even with a condom on, the BJ was really good

      • Unlucky Punter says:

        I can honestly say I was as clean as a whistle as I was just off work and had a bloody hot shower with plenty of soap …. Hmmm I knew I was getting fucked over I will just see Charlize Layla or Alexis and avoid seeing Claudia now Thanks for the heads up its greatly appreciated guys

        • Mr Kleen says:

          BTW i asked Charlize if she provides natural french (in reception room) & she said “never”. I suggest you ask them in the room when getting introduced. I wont pick them unless BBBJ is on offer.

    • Robbie says:

      To Unlucky, see sarah, kartier, nicole, jazz, jade, candy, abigail, paloma or aleesha if you want a raunchy service. Of the WLs mentioned above, nearly all if them provide anal; all do BBBJ & the majority provide BBFS.

  41. Stifler says:

    I would be keen to hear from any punters that have been lucky enough to go swinging with any WL’s . I had the opportunity to go with Sheridan of AH about 4 years ago but never took her up on it. ..I’m an idiot.
    Let’s hear your stories fella’s.

    • Big Bad John says:

      Dont worry Stifler, i was given the same opportunity by her. Also another couple of the WLs at AH also gave me the same offer eg Nicole, Dena, Bridgitte & a couple of others whose names escape me. Dont know what they saw in me as i’m in my mid 60s. However I am financially well off. Extremely well off.
      One thing they all had in common was they loved my oral skills (so they say) & allowed me to do bare back in both the pussy & arse. The reason i never took their offers up is i once had a relationship with a pro. Just did my head in. She wanted me to marry her. Nearly did it. Thank goodness I snapped out of it. Since then i make it a rule never to see them outside the room. No matter how much i like them. TBH they are sluts and always will be. They enjoy their work & love cock & pussy. Most of all they love money. Finally i once went to a swingers party. Even though i scored about 3 different chicks, they were pretty ordinary in both appearance & personality. Watched my partner in a MMMF session. Each guy porked her ass. She loved being DP’ed while having a cock in her mouth. What a fucking slut!!!! She had already fucked 2 others guys before she was gang banged by the other 3 guys. She told me the other 2 did her ass. BTW She was the one who wanted to marry me. TBH I found the whole thing depressing & i was disgusted. The guys were not even fit, lean or good looking. Skinny legs & shoulders with beer bellies. Typical westies. In fact they were bogans. The party was at Campbelltown. Took her home & just dropped her off at my front door. Never saw her again. The whole scene is depressing. It was off. Personally felt sickened by the whole sordid evening.
      These days i pays my money & dont see them outside the room. Even now there is one WL at MH who is keen on me but these WLs are great actresses & will BS you ie they tell you what you want to hear. They all want to be taken care of financially. I have never regretted turning down all subsequent offers to go to swinging parties. BTW i saw Stephanie tonight at CT. She’s all woman. She’s my current regular root. LOL

      • Big Bad John says:

        I have severe low self esteem, I live in a fantacy world of delusions, the only women i have ever had are brothel girls

        • Smooth Operator says:

          Well that second comment by BBJ was written by that nuisance of a troll. A serial pest whose only contributions to this forum is negative snipes at punters who write detaiked reviews. We all know that YOU are the delusional one with low esteem

      • Stifler says:

        That’s a pretty hot story John. Thanks for sharing.

    • Smooth Operator says:

      Stifler, never ever met Sheridan but Nicole (AH) wanted me to go with her to a swingers party. Declined. Also used to ask me to see her outside. I would pay for the motel room, and we would then have heaps if sex. Declined. Other than that, other girls have asked if i’d be interested in a relationship. Not interested.

      • Stifler says:

        Oh no way I’d ever get into a relationship with any of them but would try swinging at least once. Actually would like to take Heidi to one of them.

        • Silva Foxe says:

          To Stifler. I only went to one swingers party. Scored but felt disgusted & depressed. Never went again. BTW i used to have FFM sessions with Dena & Candy. Anyone else have any similar stories about Dena et al?

          • Big Bad John says:

            i went to a swingers too silva, i found it disgusting too, one woman had no clit, must have been a muslim, felt sorry for her. another woman look like she had a mental disorder, like she wanted to kill all men. then a put my head under the water in the spar, bad bad bad mistake, wound up in hospital the next day with suspected meningitus they were going to do a spinal tap but i recovered. man i was vomiting all day my head was exploding and i got dehydrated.

    • Mr Kleen says:

      Stiffie, i had a FFFM session with my GF at MH when it was located at Whiting Rd. They both fisted her pussy. It was unbelievably horny to watch. My GF wouldnt let me fuck them. I ended up getting BBBJs off both WLs. BTW both WLs are still on MH’s roster. The only hints i’ll give are:
      Bith WLs are tall.
      One WL has short blonde hair & big tits & a big fat juicy arse.
      Second WL has dark hair, a big arse & is trim.
      BTW i have subsequently seen both WLs separately. Fucking great value

      • Stifler says:

        The blonde in question is obviously Emma. She is amazing.

        • Mr Kleen says:

          Forgot to add that Layla & Alexis provide BBBJ. For a woman in her 50s, Layla has a hot body with an all over tan. Her boobs are natural & magnificent. Nice personality & not crass like some of the other WLs at MH.

        • Mr Kleen says:

          Stifler. Correcto mundo! Spot on. The other WL was Alexis. It was an amazing session. My GF wants to do it again. She’s bisexual. It was awesome watching all three girls licking each others’ pussies & rimming arseholes. You should try it! It was a bit expensive. Booked for an hour. My GF was screaming her head off in ecstacy. Got a mongrel just writing this blog. LMAO

          • Unlucky Punter says:

            Mr Kleen I never thought Alexis would be into that hahaha How wrong can one be !! Id get your GF next Alexis and Charlize … BTW once Charlize knows you she sucks cock deep as top class BBBJ with CIM Also she loves a good cock pounding

    • Linford says:

      Anyone know where Sheridan/Hannah works now?

  42. Unlucky Punter says:

    Thank goodness !!!!!! I see Charlize and Claudia are back on the roster at MH will definitely giving one off them some attention on Sunday
    I also see new ladies available at Riverwood Cougars too …. Things are looking brighter there perhaps as it went to the shithouse badly they were either old grannies,big porkers or Id seen them so many times it was boring

    • Mr Kleen says:

      To Unlucky, you’re surprised by Alexis doing that? Ha ha ha. Once they have been in the business for a year or two, they become relaxed about doing things they would never thought of doing. I reckon there would not be one WL at MH who has eaten pussy at least once. They mite not like it at first but they’ll do anything for money. At MH, there are four WLs that my mate & I have DP’ed. One WL claimed it was her first time (yea like i believe that). Guess what? All four loved it. They are just a bunch of nice accommodating sluts. And us punters are grateful for that. LMAO.
      Anyone got any stories (even old ones) about raunchy or kinky escapades at MH & AH?

      • Unlucky Punter says:

        Mr Kleen don’t leave me in naïve suspense Who were they …… Far out I have lived a sheltered life hahaha

  43. Osama bin Rooting says:

    Went to CT @Riverwood yesterday. Picked a new gal Amanda. A very fair skinned Indian. Nice body, pretty face. Had an awesome 69. It was bloody good. She has great oral skills. Blew in her mouth. No sex as i was limp after that. 9/10

    • Nick says:

      I agree. Saw this Amanda last Saturday. Pretty lady, eyes to die for! Full of passion and softness, just the way I like my woman. She was quite hot in the bed, blew my head off. Will be going back more often. Yes, her blow job is marvellous and she squirts easily. She is an intelligent and smart lady, very unusual to find in a brothel. Highly recommended.

  44. Unluck punter says:

    WTF is happening at Miss Heavens most of them need a stint at Jenny Craig’s I don’t expect models to appear but some slimmer 8/10’s would be nice in the mix.Lately the real good ones have disappeared …. May be Im just unlucky when Ive been going and the best ones are getting pumped in the rooms lol Im sure not getting any there atm

    • George says:

      For starters, Tessa, Layla, Sarah are all trim. I’ll admit quite a few are porkers. It is what it is

      • Unklucky Punter says:

        I agree with you those WL’s are quite sexy though Tessa is starting to show her age a bit
        ( aren’t we all ) I had Alexis yesterday it was a good service but her arse is getting bigger by the month …….. Im too critical I think Ive been spoilt for choice over the years

        • Bull Schitt says:

          Crikey if you think Al’s arse is big what about the arses on Emma, Abigail, Pip, Candy & at least half of the roster. Now their arses are a lot bigger than Alexis’.

    • Steve says:

      The good’uns at MH are always busy. The “less attractive” ones usually offer other services e.g. BBFS &/or anal at no extra cost. I always pick those ones if my favourites are unavailable.

    • Oscar says:

      After all the talk about the heavy girls at MH, maybe it should change its name to Massive Heifers – LMAO. When i go there next time, i will bring my shotgun to shoot some bush pigs. HA HA HA HA HA. Bush pigs! That’s hilarious.

    • Bull Schitt says:

      If you think the WLs at MH are bad, suggest you go to Whiting St. Went there last Friday. Got introduced to about 6/7 girls. All except for one were fuglies. Only one was any good & i picked her. Called herself Linda. Great legs & ass with a firm flat tummy. She was a good root. Gave me great .head

  45. Hunter - the Young 29yo Punter says:

    Following Braaad’s example. It is time to bring some decent info, reviews and usable intel back to this thread. In the golden “olden” days, there was great quality intel. So let’s freshen this up to be a little more current and of a better standard. To begin, here’s a quick summary of the known establishments we can expect a quality finish (to name a few):

    • SYDNEY COUGARS – 60 Whiting St Artarmon

    • MISS HEAVENS – 6 Cleg St Artarmon

    • VICTORIA’S SECRET – Victoria Rd Chatswood

    • COUGAR TOWN – Belmore Rd Riverwood

    • MARLENES – 26 Bourke St Alexandria

    • MAGGIES – Seville St North Parramatta

    • COUGARS OF SYDNEY – Kingswood

    • CLUB 121 – Pyrmont

    • WIVES ONLY – St Peters

    • BLACK CAT – Surry Hills

    • A MATURE AFFAIR – Harris Park

    Reply below with your experiences, advice and recommendations for any listed or not listed if you will

    • Tom says:

      You can cross off Cougars of Sydney in Kingswood, expensive, few girls, lying receptionist.

      • George says:

        Tom, i agree with you about the receptionist. She’s prone to exxaggeration. Lately the quality everywhere seems to have gone down. Is it me or is it just that i am getting old?

    • Wolf Blitzer says:

      Miss heavens- Haven’t been to the new location but ladies on the roster I’ve been with are Emma, Heidi, Candy and Reece. I 1st started going to this establishment back in the mid 90s when it was in Surry Hills and much smaller. Back then Amanda used to work in the rooms and i still haven’t had better than her to this day.
      Maggies- haven’t been for 3 years but used to visit Heidi from MH who was named Sonia back then. Good prices and not too busy.
      Club 121 – haven’t been since the late 90s. . . Used to see a massive breasted brunette named Julie who quit the business soon after.
      Black cat – was there in January and saw the naughty and busty Naomi and although the place has gone downhill Naomi is well worth the money. The massage parlour next door called Impressions is no longer ..it has had some amazing girls over the past 15 years.
      Mature Darlings – was seeing Emma aka Penny of MH fame and a couple of other huge breasted ladies who no longer work there. The place is a bit of a dump despite the great girls and the receptionist is a fuckwit.

      • Bull Schitt says:

        club 121 used to have a Fijian Indian called Serita. Huge fun bags. Very very big. And firm too. Very good in the room but BJs were always covered. She had a HUGE clit. No it was MASSIVE. Loved sucking & licking it. She used to gush when she came. Serita used to also work at Black Cat. Another favourite of mine was an aussie girl called Fiona. Her tits were even bigger than Serita’s. Used to see both at Black Cat. Fiona gave it away after a few months. She is my all time favourite – ever!
        MH isnt too bad these days. Quite a few provide anal (some charge $50 extra) while a good percentage provide BBFS. All except a couple provide BBBJ.
        Cougar Town. There are quite a few good’uns there eg Helena, Danni, Baieyy, Cat, Morgan, Taylor, Reece, Amanda, Joslyn & more.

    • Pedro says:

      Another place that used to be good was Vitality Massage. Saw some great mature WLs there eg Brandy (BBFS, BBBJ, BB anal), Abby – unbelievably big jugs (bigger than Sheridan ex Amanda Heavens), Bianca (BBBJ, anal, DPs), Rita (big titted Indian – BBBJ, BBFS, anal) & quite a few more. Place has gone downhill.

      • Wolf Blitzer says:

        I went there a couple of times many years ago, saw a busty mature whose name may have been Michelle if I’m not mistaken ??
        Heidi from MH also did a stint there.
        Abby sounds amazing, do you know of her current whereabouts ? Also any knowledge of where the beautiful Sheridan is now ? I saw her once at MH 4 years ago.

        • Pedro says:

          Wolf Blitzer, Abby was only there for a few weeks. She used to do massage at other places then started providing FS at Vitality. Had to quit when her BF found out. As far as I know she quit the business. I thought she was awesome. She gave awesome head & loved DATY

  46. Enoch Powell was right says:

    The religion of peace

  47. Salim Maahaagar says:

    After a busy day going to court fighting allegations of assault, cronyism, non payment to tradies as well as employees, i was stressed out. Needed to get some stress relief. So on Friday i hopped into my unregistered Lambo (fuck da cops – they’re pucking on my coz i’m a suckessbful businessman) went to 269. Had rung earlier & booked April for 4:00 PM. Got there early. They put in a room upstairs. Asked if i could have a shower. Had a shower but there was NO SOAP. Shitfuck! Fuckshit! Wasnt comfortable as i still smelt of a mild case of BO. Last shower was 6:00 AM. Anyway April comes in 15 minutes late. Got a nice BBBJ. Then she jumps on top of me then get into doggy position. Did anal. Premises are clean but the place needs a complete reno. Cost was $50 for 30 minutes. Place is full of older women & majority of punters are old decrepit codgers. BTW the sex was bare back

  48. Big Bad John says:

    Went to Sydney Cougars, 60 Whiting St yesterday. Prices are lower than those at MH. Got introduced to about 8 WLs. Fark. Only one was any good at look at. I picked her. She was a Russki called Linda. Great body. Great big firm strong shapely thighs with a big firm juicy ass. When in the Reception room, she turned around to open the door, i saw her ass (she was wearing a G string). Well that sealed the deal for me. It was beautiful. 30 minutes cost $140. It was a good session. Well worth a return visit. Went home feeling good. Had dinner at the pub opposite the MV Agusta shop. Watched the footie. What a dud game! Was thinking about my session with Linda & was getting horny so went to MH in Cleg St. Big selection. Tuff decision but picked Layla. An attractive gal of Italian background. Beautiful olive skin colouring. For a woman in her 50s, she has a great body & a gorgeous rack. Great BBBJ, 69, DATY, DFK, covered sex. Glad i picked her. Comparing Layla & Linda, i have to say Linds wins by a head. LOL.

  49. Slammin Salami says:

    I was looking a the riverwood cougars list for tonight I noticed a new one Alexia I hope its Alexis from MH as she is a top class punt and an expert BBBJ er Perhaps Angel/Nicole has told her to give it a try ………. Be interested to find out need some good punts in that place as its really gone to the pack in the last few months

    • Da Silver Fox says:

      Slamming. I recommend BREE @Wives Only. Located in St Peters. Tall, blonde, nice tits, nice body, lovely manner, DFK, DATY, 69. Sex was covered. Best i’ve had in a long while. If she was at MH or CT, she’d be booked out all day

  50. Da Silver Fox says:

    Went to MH earlier this evening & saw a little chubby cutie called Ash. She is in possession of a pair of huge tits. Great BBBJ. CIM then she got me hard again. Ended up doing doggy. Boy she has a huge meaty arse. Couldnt help myself. Rimmed her corn hole before penetrating her pussy. Didnt blow a second time. Didnt care as i had a great time with her. Lovely

    • Big tits lover says:

      Hey mate, are those tits natural? How chubby is she?

      • Da Silver Fox says:

        IMO Her tits are HUGE. She’s a BBW. I usually dont go for “big” gals but i just found her sexy. I liked her body. I recommend you check the MH website to see when she is on; go out there. If she doesnt appeal there are plenty of udders (LOL) there. Layla has a beautiful rack. Darcy’s are big. IMO both have good bodies. Emma has a big set and possesses a “strong” physique. Nicole is skinny with big bolt-ons. Candy & Pip have big’uns but both have sloppy bodies. There are udder WLs with big boobs at MH. We all look forward to your review

  51. Sleazy Samir says:

    So Omar, did you do anal with both WLs in your 3some on Anzac Day? Just interestex

  52. Slamming Salami says:

    Omar. I’ve done both WLs plenty of times. Find it hard to believe that you mistook Monday for a Tuesday. Tuesday was a public holiday. It was cloudy whereas Monday was brilliant sunshine. The road traffic on Monday was heavy whereas on Anzac Day it was very quiet. On Monday Belmore St Riverwood was busy as usual while Tuesday was quiet. Likewise inside CT, it was really quiet. Yeah we all can plainly see how you got the two days mixed up. You’re a BS artist thru & thru. You are a lousy liar. BTW i’m quite lean unlike you who go to Maccas on a daily basis. BOOYAH.

  53. Omar says:

    I got it wrong salami. It was Tuesday. I’m used to thinking the public holiday is always on monday. You may think I am pathetic. But it was a mistake.
    Tell me salami.
    If you know these 2 ladies then you will know I am telling the truth about the way they conduct themselves.
    You ought to look yourself in the mirror you fat fuck

  54. ? says:

    What about anal, Omar? Did you get that? Did the WLs go down on each other? I love lesbian FFM.

  55. ? says:

    One final good by from your buddy ?. Don’t miss me too much or pine for me.
    Especially that Leb Cucumber that gets up at 2.30am while the missus is asleep to do some porn surfing and wanking.
    Bye…. boo hoo XX

  56. Piddles says:

    Yesterday went to some really crappy joint just off Marrickville Rd during my lunch break. I do a lot of driving in my job. I parked in this laneway. I was near this building. It had a huge “Number 60” painted on the exterior wall. It was located in a lane way. Dont know name of laneway. Building was painted in bright PINK. I kid you not. I wondered if this is a brothel. Decided to go in. It was. Arrived at the exact same time as another , older guy. Bit embarrassing. An asian lady 40 quite attractive opened door. the older bloke knew her as Mimi (i think that is what she said). She said she was free but other girls were busy for 60 minutes. The older guy suggested we both see her, Helen’s eyes lit up and she said why not. I was nervous but thought what the hell. He even offered to pay for the whole session and negotiated with the WL for a full service for him , and 80 for me to watch him and get a r&t. As i said i was nervous. anyway what a great half hour , he fucked her pretty quickly (condom on) whilst she sucked my cock, the old guy came within about 5 mins then sat and watched. i licked her out and she came twice, my nerves went away , both the WL and the older dude were begging me to fuck her. What could i do ? I gave her the full length i am big and thick, and i gave it hard and quickly. The older guy wanted some of my cock also, bizarrely i let him , he started to go down on me , whilst helen fingered my ass. At this time i reciprocated , i had 2 fingers in her pussy and one up her ass, she was groaning and squirming. We all made lots of noise and i am sure the girl next door could hear everything, walls there are thin as. What next? She then asked me to fuck her ass, i couldn’t believe it, i pounded her for 2-3 minutes whilst she sucked the old guy who was now hard and i blew the biggest load all over her back. This was all BB. The older guy wanted me to give him a hand job also , i resisted but grabbed his balls whilst he blew in Mimi’s mouth. sounds like bs right, well i am telling you its for real, it was unexpected, amazing horny, Mimi is the horniest asian woman i have ever seen, get yourself some boys. As i left she asked me to go back early this morning so she could see me in private and do some ‘special’ things to me, she whispered. Well I went back after work & paid $100 for 60 minutes. Well fuck me, it was an unbelievable session. BB in all three holes. I alternated between all three holes. Yep she did ATM. First time ever for me. She also pegged my arse with a small thin one at first then a big thick one while stroking my cock with her other hand. TBH I liked it. Will be seeing her again as she wants to do a lesbian threesome with her & her friend. She said her friend also likes anal. Hmmmm. Looking forward to it. I’ll write a report when that happens. Life can be good sometimes & yesterday was one of those times.

    • Karen says:

      Life won’t be good for you when you get some filthy disease, fucking without condoms, playing Russian roulette with your health, for one hour of pleasure what a moron you are

      • Piddles says:

        Karen, tell someone who really cares. Fucken scaremongerer. Get out & enjoy life. Life is about taking risks. Ciao

        • wartboy says:

          its ok, you can get all the antibiotics you desire online from india, that way you dont have to disgrace yourself at the doctors with return visits for the same STDs over and over, bundle your antibiotics with your next order of stiffy pills and save!

          • Doc says:

            Wartboy
            I can’t believe that you would promote and minimise the risks of an acquired STD.
            You think it’s a disgrace to go to the doctor over and over again with an STD. Well you’re right on that count. The idea you should be promoting is safe sex – so you don’t get STD’s.
            Look the only way to identify what STD someone has (there are dozens) is to go to the doctor and have blood and urine tests to identify what STD it is and whether it is curable with antibiotics. Specific antibiotics are used for specific illnesses. Also, after a complete course of antibiotics (assuming the illness is bacterial in nature) the tests need to be repeated to ensure you are cured or need more medication to eradicate it. Sometimes that can take months depending if the illness is gram + or gram -.
            If the illness is viral, antibiotics do nothing. You may have a permanent, ultimately fatal illness.
            To suggest someone get a handful of pills from India or any online place is really silly. They are either all fake or very low dose. So that means (if they are low dose) the illness isn’t been cured and developing antibiotic resistance. Also, with the stiffy pills you mention. Do you know that 80,000 men die annually from Viagra overdose compications.
            Also, if you buy online how do you know what you are getting. The pills that are supposedly sold as antibioitics might be curry pills for all you know.
            Look, people like Slammin Salami, Lebanese Cucumber, Piddles (and others) probably are already infected. Silly punters listen to these fools at your peril.
            Also, if you practice unsafe sex do you want to spread your illnesses around to innocent loved ones ??

            **** Parlour Pages is a publicly listed company and is very irresponsible for allowing the propogation and publication of very unsafe sexual practices.It won’t be long before a whole load of punters call for a class action and sue after they get a fatal illness.
            Not long ago a fellow sued a big named hotel for allowing the service of alcohol when the hotel knew the implication of doing so.

          • wartboy says:

            my post was sarcastic humour, the problem here is some reades take posts too seriously. obviously wear condoms and if you get an STD see the doctor! der!

    • Tom says:

      Piddles , your are so full of shit, this is a replica of an old post, complete BS. I go to this joint and I know Mimi, she does not do ANY of these crude fantasy things you speak of. Go back to your Disneyland videos you pin head neanderthal.

    • Chevron says:

      Wolf Blitzer. Last i heard about Sheridan is that she has gone independent & works under the name “Hannah”. Have unsuccessfully searched Backpage & Cracker.

    • Piddles says:

      Well guys, i went back to number 60 and saw my squeeze from my previous visit. Booked 2 WLs for 60 minutes. It was a full on lesbian threesome. I farked both pussies & both arses. All bare back. The WLs licked & rimmed each other. Horny as!!! Blew my load up one of the WLs ass!!!

  57. If you are wondering why i’m up so late. Just left MH. After reading about Ash & her huge tits, i knew i had to book her without having seen her. Well i wasnt disappointed. HUGE & i mean HUGE juggs. She’s a bit porky but her BBBJ was awesome. Feel better now especially after my disastrous session at 269 on Monday afternoon on which i wrote a review only a few minutes earlier

    • ? says:

      I’m still here until later today.(I’ll stay if you kiss my arse) hahahah
      Bullshit… you were up late making up bullshit, surfing the porn sites while the missus was asleep.
      You were also jerking yourself off. Pervert. No need to try and goad me because I’m on to you..leb cucumber, leb snaggie, steve, cheeto, Jamie, donley donk, bill in shorts, ugly motorbike Charles etc etc
      Bye now.

    • Freddo says:

      Interesting. They let you in at this that time of the night? They wouldn’t let me extend after midnight when I wanted to stay another hour. Anyway, I like natural breasts not the silicon ones…he he he

      • Freddo, MH closes at 12 but they’ll let you stay back if the WL is OK with that. BTW I’m a long time regular there & then it took me 50 minutes to get. Showered & made myself a snack before settling in front of the telly. Then i wrote my post. So who did you see?

  58. At my mate’s suggestion, i rang 269 & booked April. My mate, Bashir, said she’s by far the best looking & the youngest here. She offers BB in all three holes. BTW I have never seen her before & this was on Monday the day before Anzac Day. Booked for an hour. Booked for 3:00 pm. Arrived 20 minutes early. A woman answered the door & immediately ushers me into the first room closest to front door. I told her i have a booking with April. She say OK & asks for money. I handed over $100. About 2 minutes later the same WL returns & straight away goes down on her knees. Pulls my pants down & starts suxing my cock. WTF i havent had a shower. Please note i had a shower before leaving home about 45 minutes earlier. Then she motions me onto the bed. I’m thinking Bashir has played a trick on me. One, this chick is old, ugly, has bad breath & has a shit body. So this is April? So i asked her (i’m on my back & she is suxing my cock) is she April. “Yes, yes April” in her really crappy Engrish. Anyway she proceeds to rim my ass. TBH her oral skills were good but I had to close my eyes. She wasnt attractive. Then she tried to DFK me. FO!!!! WTF!!!! Am i that desperate? Rhetorical question to which the answer is yes. Anyway i ended up porking her BB in tbe pussy. What an absolute dud root. She told me i was too big (i’m not!) & when i tried to fuck her arse, she say she no do that. At this point, I’m thinking about Bashir the Bull Shit artist. I blew over her stomach & she gave me a good massage & then another BBBJ. As i dressed, i said thanks April. She replied “Me Sasa”. Farken bitch! I’ve just been R&R’ed. Raped & Robbed. Left tbe joint. Felt disgusted with myself. Yuk yuk tuk. Puck puck puck. Rang Bashir & told him what happened. He said the same WL had done tbe same thing to him when he had booked Maria on the recommendation of another mate, Samir. Of course he had never seen Maria before just like i’ve never seen April.
    So beware fellow punters. If this happens to you, stand your ground & insist on seeing the manager. Not a good experience. Wasted one hour & $100.

  59. ? says:

    I’m cumming clean. I’ve been posting mean spirited comments under various aliases like Fly Swatter, RZ, LZ, Pal, ?, Phil, Fred, Wartboy & many many more. I’ve been mean as my life is fucked! I got nuttin betta to do except bat my little frankfurt all day & night. Cant afford to see WLs. Youse guys are so lucky! I’m such a miserable c-nt! I’m ugly, dumb & fat. And short. My dick is puny but my gut is huge. Am unemployed; have no friends; live with me parents; my only means of transport is an old skate board; & i buys me clothes from Lowes. I’m so sorry for being a nasty prick but i cant help it! I’m so bored. I watch porn all day. I just dont have a life! I’m jealous when i read the exploits of Slamming Salami, Roving Zucchini, Lebanese Zucchini, Italian Stallion, Bronson, Kevin Long Prong. Oh i wish i was like them! Boo hoo hoo. I’m sorry for being nasty & mealy mouthed. I’m a crass, uneducated, bigoted, aggressive c-nt. I suffer from SMALL MAN syndrome. I’m only 5’6″ & i have a tiny cock frankfurt. It’s about 2.5 inches on the rise! Boo hoo hoo. Boo hoo hoo. So sorry
    Sincerely
    ? aka Fly Swatter aka Fred aka Pal aka Phil aka LZ aka RZ etc etc
    PS Pleeze forgive me! Pleeze

    • ? says:

      Don’t be so sad because I don’t like youse. That’s because you are all fake.

      PS Anyone good for a loan so I can see Vickey or Simone ??? hahahahah

      • Hey ?. Guess what? No one likes you either. Your mum & dad as well as your inbred siblings hate you. You are a dumb fuck! You are ugly on the inside. You hate tbe world. You hate your life. You hate yourself. YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE. LMAO

    • wartboy says:

      bullshit! I am wartboy,RZ,LZ the original, Pal, and many more. You Liar!

    • Good to see you have come to your senses ?. You have turned the corner. Your Iman will be proud of you. So too will be your psychiatrist.There is hope for you yet ….. dont waste any more of your precious time on this forum. It is no good for you. It is never to late to change. It can be done. You CAN do it. Bwuce Jenner changed; you can too. Now FO to the mosque to pray for forgiveness.

  60. tony says:

    does anyone know where healing herb, previously situated at 400 church st parramatta has relocated to?

  61. Donkey Donk says:

    So halfway between where i work and go to gym is a chinese establish at Meadowbank on Constitution Drive just over the crossing from the station (80216828 or 0449147361) Usual prices 45/$50, 60/$60. Literally 5 days since open so only a couple of girls with 40ish Melissa (ex Eastwood) on reception mucking in when needed. Says couple more girls starting on the weekend.
    Melissa saw to me just before closing Tuesday night. Said could only do 45min but halfway offered to extend for $10 more. The massage started out iffy, chinese style but actually ended up great and still with me the next day.
    Then the rare treat began. Melissa calls out in mandarin and enter Mimi, mid 20s,long hair, glasses, lovely, next to zero English. She has no experience I am told. For about a quarter hour I am unexpectedly getting the 4 handed treatment (massage only at this stage) and with the oohing and pointing out my beautiful parts to each other (I’m not that dumb in the cold light of day but in the moment totally convincing) I was feeling like a king. I (almost!) could have left it at that.
    Melissa left the room and Mimi proceeded to show that she really did have no idea about massage nor much else technique wise. It would have been laughable (or frustrating) if she wasn’t so sweet. She seemed very embarrassed and not sure how to transition. anyway I had gotten a decent massage already so I put her hands in the right place and showed her how to move them and … sorted.
    Sink with hot water clean flannels in the room. Mimi spent the clean up apologising for the massage quality and by now I was fine.
    Strange experience … even though it was a very mediocre clothed finish I had a great time from start to end and I’ll be back. Hopefully the new girls have some skills and to see how Mimi gets on and Melissa’s massage is worthwhile

    • IiiI says:

      Duplicate post above.
      Direct cut & paste.

      See comment by Uigeadail:
      January 31, 2014 at 10:52 pm

      • ? says:

        E X A C T L Y
        Bullshit reports to the left and to the right.
        I’m not waiting for ADMIN to tell me to piss off.
        I’m going now.
        Fuck Off you pack of bullshit artists. Arseholes.

        • Lebanese Cucumber says:

          Promises promises! You always say you are leaving but then you resurface using another alias. So predictable! Whatyagonnado now?

      • Uigeadail says:

        Unbelievable. This was three years back. What’s more Melissa now runs one of the three West Ryde shops near the pub on Victoria road and Helen has taken over Meadowbank. (Still a great shop)

        Mimi was never seen again but I have had some great visits at that shop. Not so convenient now, as the gym has moved to make way for flats.

    • Bobbie says:

      Does melissa offer nude hj

  62. Fly Swatter says:

    Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi….. Get out of bed you lazy idlers.
    AND stop paying these silly bimbos large coin to play with your silly lookin’ saveloys.
    They are laughing at you. They know they are in charge. What are yz whimps

  63. Ali Khan says:

    I vent to dis place on Belmore Rod in da Riverwood. It called cougar town. I go in. I sit down on coach. TV iz on. Lot of ladies say hi to me. I picked 2 ladyes for a trisum. $240 for 30 mins. It waz goode. I get my dick in both ladyes mouthes. They do together sucking me dick. I like very muche. They also jumpe on my dick. No rubba. Bothe ladyes do this. Da ladyes lick pussy of udda lady. Dis looke very goode. Me very horny by looking. I do da doggy while udda suck on my behind. I shoote my goo over back of lady. Me very happy. Da ladyes were olde. Ladyes was not fat. Dey was skinny.

  64. Disappointed says:

    After marching today I was feeling hornybso went to 1/265 bigge street liverpool-
    Advertised on sydney backpage as erotic massage from $55, young masseuses ect ect. Council parking just up the road (3 hour). Gave them a call today received by older asian lady, mentioned ad and was after body to body as advertised. Arrived at 4 up the stairs, greeted by a 50 to 60 I dunno maybe fucking 70 year old lady terrible looks and body well no saving grace there either. Started to get that this is a bad idea hunch but heard other voices and hoped she may just be the owner/ manager and a younger woman was going to come around the corner, well .. No grandma lead me to the room went through usual prices thought fuck she will at least get the knots out of my lower back looks like she massaged since 1950. Paid $35 then had a good look at the bed/table no reusable sheet or towel a pillow which was as old as her, threw that off and rested my head on my arms, then received the worst massage no oil no effort, feeling very dirty and not happy. Any way starts to tickle my balls and I turn over to say no thanks not today and she was starkers! God not pretty. Started pulling my cock regardless of my unenthusiasm, offered blow, extras ect (knew I had a hell of a load had a plan) so said just hj then, grabbed her wrinkly tit closed my eyes thinking of one of the girls advertised on the initial ad and blew a hell of a load shot about 3 feet went all through her hair she wasn’t happy of course but nor was I with the false advertising and being told young girls were there and waiting. So be ware of this place and false advertising.

    • Swat Flyer says:

      U another bullashitter… after di march you dring prenty fire water.. you cannot git stiffy and you cannot shoot even a 3 inches.

      u go to di sleep.. just dreamin heh

  65. Fly Swatter says:

    I did. Hope that makes you feel better

  66. Back Door Benny says:

    Taren Point 2/167 Taren Point Road 9531 6869

    Went to this establishment today and saw a lovely 25 yo girl named Alice, fresh from China, she says she works every day. There were 3 girls working, Alice, Nancy and one other.

    When I arrived she helped me have a shower, which was very nice, made sure the crown jewels were sparkly clean. After drying off we went to the bed and indulged in some gentle fondling and exploration of each others bodies. This lady definitely provides a nice GF experience, her body responded nicely to my touch, and mine to hers. It wasn’t long before her pussy was silky and wet, condom on and a very nice unhurried BJ followed by a very tasty 69’er. A quick mouthwash and then some more light kissing followed by sex in a variety of positions, ended off with some firm massage and an assisted shower. All in all very good value for $100 for one hour, this price is apparently finishing by Feb 5 then it is back to $150 so rush in and take advantage of the special offer.

    Would I go back? Sure would.

  67. Linford says:

    Anyone been to MH tonight? What’s the talent like?

    • Cunny Funt says:

      It aint bad. I saw Bree today. Also recommend Aleesha. Very very enthusiastic in the room

    • Kevin Long Prong says:

      Linford. I was at MH earlier in the evening. Picked a little plumper with MASSIVE tits. Her name is ASH. Never seen her there before. So if you are into BIG (& i mean they are HUGE) then pick Ash. BTW her oral skills are excellent

      • Bev says:

        Yes big and fat. I picked her too. She gave me good oral. For xtra $50 gave bb and xtra $50 ate my load. She is a cum eating machine

        • Kevin Long Prong says:

          Bev, so we both agree on her oral skills. Didnt know BB was on the table. What about anal, is that offered? BTW she has huge tits. Yessirree

      • Kevin Long Prong says:

        Bev, so we both agree on her oral skills. Didnt know BB was on the table. What about anal, is that offered? BTW she has huge tits. Yessirree

      • Geoff says:

        I like real natural ones not the fake silicons that you are describing above

  68. Cunny Funt says:

    Saw Bree at MH today on Anzac Day. Gave her the full length of my bayonet down her throat. DATY, 69, rimming followed by FS. She is very attractive with a lovely body. Really enjoyed my time with her.
    Now watch this space ….. will get a heap of posts claiming it is all BS. To be expected as this site is full of trolls

  69. Fly Swatter says:

    Oi… Wake up you lazy semi erect pricks. Fark !! Go and sniff some pussy or arse at least.
    OR I will use my fly swatter on your measly knob heads.

    • Fred says:

      Wartz up, Fly Squatter?
      Why you so cranky? Preeze tell us what ails you so much.

      • Fly Swatter says:

        Good…. that’s the boy…. you made me smile with your bullshit on this overcast dreary day.
        OK that’s enough bullshit I’m content now. Don’t go overboard and start to be a silly prick.
        Go back to sleep now.

        • Cunny Funt says:

          The above “no comment” was posted by Fat Squatter on April 25, 2017 at 5:02pm. Obviously Fat Squatter was at home AGAIN belting away on his little keyboard & his little dick. Unfortunately for Fat Squatter, his appendage – 2 & 1/2 inches – provides a constant source of mirth for the WLs. This explains why he hates all those lucky punters who score. Dont worry FS, the Roosters won today. Rugby League was the winner today.

          • Swat Flyer says:

            U realy funny cunty u maka mi laf.
            My cocky 12″ it very big roosta.. you jelos hah
            I big latino, I fight wit you chipotto eni day

  70. Punter333 says:

    Anyone try this place?

    http://hillsshiremassage.com.au/

    does this place offer extras?

    • GFE LFAGT says:

      Yes this is the one on Victoria Road exit to Dundas. New and clean. Helen the owner is a very pleasant mature lady. She is a qualified masseuse. Previously of North Ryd and Castle Hill. Give its a go.

    • GFE LFAGT says:

      Good massage by mature ladies, with limited English.
      They are trying to run a legit business. Let’s help them stay open.

  71. Fred says:

    Popped into Miss Heavens last night.
    Choose Nadine. She is very attractive & oozes sensuousness. Paid for 30 minutes. Got DATY, 69, sex was covered. She liked it when i rimmed & tongued her arsehole. My tongue went from clit, pussy & arsehole backwards & forwards. I love doing that & she loved me doing it. BTW she has a nice body. A real GFE session. 9/10.

  72. Fly Swatter says:

    Went to 60 Whiting St yesterday. Was waiting in the Greeting Room. In walks this little Chubby Bunny, about 55-60 years old, nice eyes and a very nice smile, a short BBW with a big juicy ass and very BIG tits. says “Hi i am Penny you like me” , F–k yeah i think to myself , i says “yes i like you” . In the shower with her with a hard pecker, as soon as the soap was rinsed off she gets on her knees and starts bbbj-ing me, gosh i thought, i’m in heaven, after 5 mins we get out, dry off and then she pushed me onto the bed, lays next to me and then straight into DFKing me, what a kisser this GILF is, then she sits up, looks at then holds my boner and goes down, the first motion was nearly a deep throat and then a super nice up and down suck, my f–king … i haven’t had a blowy like that since i was in my early 20s. After maybe 5 mins i couldn’t take anymore otherwise i would have blown her cheeks out, lol, so i tell her to stop and its my turn for payback, she lays down and i get between her legs, which are very nice and i gaze upon a BEAUTIFUL pussy, fortunately she has a slick cunt so i went for it, man she tasted sooooo nice, went at it for maybe 10 mins, and let me tell you guys, she loves it, rocking her hips up and down and sometimes pushing hard onto my tongue.. Then bang, she came, said something inaudible and pushed herself away from my mouth. We fuck she says, puts the rubber on me and in i go in mish, man a tight puss, just the way us men like it hehe, gave her a good pounding and kabam, off she goes again, then i rolls her on top for cowgirl, what a magnificent ride she is, and watching her huge boobs jiggle was it for me and i emptied a sack full of goo and just as i finish shes off again and then collapses on me panting. Had trouble breathing as she is heavy. we laid in each others arms for a little while and i looked at the clock, damn an hour goes fast when your having a good time. She then says shower because time finish, i said no its not, she looks at me not understanding what i meant, i grabbed my wallet, pull out another 160, gave it to her and said, 1 more hour, she raps a towel around her and out she goes, im just laying there waiting thinking here we go, 5 mins will pass by shes back but no, couldn’t have been 60 secs and shes back in the room, throws the towel to the floor, jumps on the bed between my legs and down she goes on me again, I don’t know which BBBJ was the best, the 1 in the shower, the first on the bed, or that second time, after about 5 mins i says its time for a 69er, she spins around and im in awe that puss coming down on my face,,, yum yum yum yum yum yum, man i think im in love with her pussy, 5 min or so off 69ing then dommed up again, a few mins of mish then doggy,,, guys, if your a lover of big butts then this is the gilf to see, i lost a lot of protein after 2 or 3 min in doggy just watching her ass and lightly squeezing her cheeks. thank penny for an awesome timeWent to GP. Was waitning in the Greeting Room. In walks this little Chubby Bunny, about 55-60 years old, nice eyes and a very nice smile, a short BBW with a big juicy ass and very BIG tits. says “Hi i am Penny you like me” , F–k yeah i think to myself , i says “yes i like you” . In the shower with her with a hard pecker, as soon as the soap was rinsed off she gets on her knees and starts bbbj-ing me, gosh i thought, i’m in heaven, after 5 mins we get out, dry off and then she pushed me onto the bed, lays next to me and then straight into DFKing me, what a kisser this GILF is, then she sits up, looks at then holds my boner and goes down, the first motion was nearly a deep throat and then a super nice up and down suck, my f–king … i haven’t had a blowy like that since i was in my early 20s. After maybe 5 mins i couldn’t take anymore otherwise i would have blown her cheeks out, lol, so i tell her to stop and its my turn for payback, she lays down and i get between her legs, which are very nice and i gaze upon a BEAUTIFUL pussy, fortunately she has a slick cunt so i went for it, man she tasted sooooo nice, went at it for maybe 10 mins, and let me tell you guys, she loves it, rocking her hips up and down and sometimes pushing hard onto my tongue.. Then bang, she came, said something inaudible and pushed herself away from my mouth. We fuck she says, puts the rubber on me and in i go in mish, man a tight puss, just the way us men like it hehe, gave her a good pounding and kabam, off she goes again, then i rolls her on top for cowgirl, what a magnificent ride she is, and watching her huge boobs jiggle was it for me and i emptied a sack full of goo and just as i finish shes off again and then collapses on me panting. Had trouble breathing as she is heavy. we laid in each others arms for a little while and i looked at the clock, damn an hour goes fast when your having a good time. She then says shower because time finish, i said no its not, she looks at me not understanding what i meant, i grabbed my wallet, pull out another 160, gave it to her and said, 1 more hour, she raps a towel around her and out she goes, im just laying there waiting thinking here we go, 5 mins will pass by shes back but no, couldn’t have been 60 secs and shes back in the room, throws the towel to the floor, jumps on the bed between my legs and down she goes on me again, I don’t know which BBBJ was the best, the 1 in the shower, the first on the bed, or that second time, after about 5 mins i says its time for a 69er, she spins around and im in awe that puss coming down on my face,,, yum yum yum yum yum yum, man i think im in love with her pussy, 5 min or so off 69ing then dommed up again, a few mins of mish then doggy,,, guys, if your a lover of big butts then this is the gilf to see, i lost a lot of protein after 2 or 3 min in doggy just watching her ass and lightly squeezing her cheeks. thank penny for an awesome time. Everyone loves da King. Long live da King!
    Long live da Fly Swatter.
    BOOYAH!
    BOOYAH
    BOOYAH!
    KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW

    • Fly Swatter says:

      Fuck…. I gotta give it to ya… very funny bunch of pooftas. Think you are so funny yabunch of farken turds.
      So I need to swat y’all now…. SWISH…. ahh got y’all… All dead on the shit pile hahahahah
      Y’all a very funny bunch of turds.
      y’all are buzzing around a shit pile like a bunch of blue tailed blow flies..
      LOVE LIVE DA KING
      LONG LIVE DA FLY SWATTER.

    • Fred says:

      Posted by Pharrell January 22, 2017 at 3:30 am

    • Wolf Blitzer says:

      Fake news

    • Cunny Funt says:

      Hey Stupid , Yes YOU.
      Do you have a t-shirt with superman stamped on it OR are you really Lois Lane… you know superman’s bimbo.
      Go write a novel on some other site.
      I don’t want to waste my time reading this shit.
      Piss Off Idiot

      • Fly Swatter says:

        Posted by Cunny Funt on April 24, 2017 at 1:21 pm.
        PS
        Keep up the excellent standards you have set when writing your posts

      • Fly Swatter says:

        LONG LIVE THE KING!
        LOVE LIVE DA FLY SWATTER!
        HAIL DA FLY SWATTER!
        HAIL DA KING!
        LONG LIVE FRED!

  73. Plonk Artist says:

    OK men.
    Thought I’d follow up on the Chinese joint on Victoria Rd, Parramatta (near the Dundas turn off) that I went to last week. Was a bit hung over then.
    Two older Chinese ducks – nevertheless, old boilers make good soup right ?
    Went for 1hr this time $60 . great sensual massage with a lot of teasing… to the point that I was lifting the left pelvis up so she could sneak a fondle of my erect soothing stick. Felt real nice her taking her time exploring. I almost felt she was a bit worried that it would bite her.
    Then got me to spin around when I was ready … $20 for hj or $50 nude + hj. Went for both.
    Look, all I can say is just go for the hj… nice lady but a bit past the naked part.

  74. Funny Turd says:

    Have a nice life, Fly Swatter.
    You dumbfuck loser
    LMAO

    • Fly Swatter says:

      You are the loser!
      I’m too smart for you.
      I know you.
      I know who you are.
      Gotcha Salami boy.
      It’s you, aint it?
      You think you are so cool with the chicks.
      Well you aint!
      I’m the new kid on the block.
      Like Elvis, I is da King.
      Long live the King

  75. Fly Swatter says:

    I am the Wanderer.
    (Actually i am a Wanker)

    I am the Wanderer,
    I’ve wandered far and wide,
    I’ve had many asian massages,
    Mostly West and North Side

    Some have been good,
    some have been bad,
    I won’t rate them all,
    Cause that would be sad.

    But after 18 months trying,
    I have found my top five,
    After 34 parlours,
    It’s time to retire.
    ——
    Enjoy your fun boys (and girls).

    My TOP 5 in no order:

    Lulu @ Chatswood Massage 769 for letting my use my finger in her butt while getting HJ
    Unknown @ Chatswood Massage 12 for letting me have full service on the massage table with her, including doggy, DATY, BJ
    Unknown @ Eastwood Massage 6 (Ethel St) for the suprising extras I got even though I had to pay
    Cindy @ West Ryde Ausfeng for massage and hand skills, not for looks
    Fifi @ Seven Hills Massage (the one above the bottlo)

    Others I have visited to get the above top 5:
    Ross St Nth Parramatta
    Avon Road North Ryde
    Carlingford
    Artarmon Thai
    Artarmon 78a
    Marayong in the shopping centre across from station
    Crows Nest – upstairs near the pub
    St Leonards – Albany St near the Hwy
    Lindfield Massage the one upstairs next to the pool shop
    Lindfield the one in Beaconsfield parade
    Chatswood 218 (Pretty Baby Massage)
    Chatswood North Star in Neridah St
    Chatswood Healthy Massage in Thomas St
    Chatswood 221 in Katherine St
    Chatswood upstairs on the cnr of Vic Avenue and Archer St
    Cocos at Toongabbie
    Toongabbie across from the station shop side before the bend on the way to Pendle Hill
    5/138 Best Rd Seven Hills
    1/138 Best Rd Seven Hills
    6/111 Best Rd Seven Hills
    1/115 Best Rd Seven Hills
    28 Hope St Seven Hills
    Hornsby Jenny in Albert St
    West Ryde 999
    Epping Langston Place
    Epping Oxford St
    Eastwood 1 East Parade
    Hill St Wentworthville
    Dean Park
    Castle Hill – the one in Terminus Place that is now closed
    Castle Hill – Ding Therapy Massage

    • punter333 says:

      Dear Swatter,

      Lovely Poem.

      Unknown @ Eastwood Massage 6 (Ethel St) for the suprising extras I got even though I had to pay
      What year was this? Are they still there? Can you describe the ML (age, looks, service?)

      Fifi @ Seven Hills Massage (the one above the bottlo)
      What year was this? Are they still there? Can you describe the ML (age, looks, service?)

      Hill St Wentworthville? Where is this place? is it a house.. still in business?

  76. Fly Swatter says:

    You morons are so immature. Bunch of pussies! Not funny! I’ll get youse all. Watch ya back

  77. Fly Swatter says:

    Fuck…. I gotta give it to ya… very funny bunch of turds.

    y’all are buzzing around a shit pile like a bunch of blue tailed blow flies..

    So I need to swat y’all now…. SWISH…. ahh got y’all… All dead on the shit pile hahahahah

  78. Fly Swatter says:

    could not resist trying out this young hung cutie

    http://sydney.backpage.com.au/TranssexualEscorts/top-and-bottom-massage-and-fullservice-available-now-hot-hit/43412243

    Well guys this ladyboy was hot If you like the rugged type she is your ladyboy. And boi or does she love to fuck. Ive hired her on several times overnite when she comes to town over the last 12 months and boy oh boy does she go at it allnite.
    I like to be dominated and to be fucked and i mean fucked. her cock is beautiful that hits the spot. like a rat up a drain pipe….She loves u to suck her and once she is hard rolls u over and goes for it….And she tells u wat she wants from u. Which i must say turns me on…..

  79. Phil says:

    What a load of BS spewing from Fly Swatter

  80. Fly Swatter says:

    I got a stiffy thinking of the ladyboy who porked me at lunchtime.

  81. Fly Swatter says:

    I went to see this Jap shiela last night

    http://sydney.backpage.com.au/FemaleEscorts/super-hot-sexy-cheeky-natural-real-busty-40f-cup-japanese-cbd-incall-outcall-150/8060755

    I was fucking awesome. I lasted more than 4 strokes. I’m getting good at this thing called rooting. I’m fucking better than Salsmi & Zucchini. BOOYAH. KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW

  82. Fly Swatter says:

    Went to Clegg St. Picked Cleo. Middle Eastern beauty. Nice that she wanted daty straight up , and asked me in a cute soft voice, Would it be alright with you if I cum ? Eerrr, yes, i think would be okay. She assumes doggy position , i slide her panties down. Everything perfect, looks like total laser job, she watches in the mirror as I lick her. the squirming , wiggling from her increases, then roll her over and attack the clit at hi speed micro lick. Her hands go to my hair , dragging me to her best spot , and then the sounds start and the hips start gyrating like a Latina dancer …and off she goes. Then she THANKS me for doing it and allowing her to cum before we start sex. NOT really a problem for me. Told me she wanted doggy , but I said we have to leave til last or that booty would have me cumming 10 strokes in. So did mish as she threw her legs wide apart in the air , such a view and a demand , had to go for it deep. interesting the dom she used had that textured rough surface , said it was her favourite. OMG those things are built for girls who love extra stimulation, and feels good too.

  83. Holden Fucking McNeil says:

    Went to Clegg St. Picked Cleo. Middle Eastern beauty. Nice that she wanted daty straight up , and asked me in a cute soft voice, Would it be alright with you if I cum ? Eerrr, yes, i think would be okay. She assumes doggy position , i slide her panties down. Everything perfect, looks like total laser job, she watches in the mirror as I lick her. the squirming , wiggling from her increases, then roll her over and attack the clit at hi speed micro lick. Her hands go to my hair , dragging me to her best spot , and then the sounds start and the hips start gyrating like a Latina dancer …and off she goes. Then she THANKS me for doing it and allowing her to cum before we start sex. NOT really a problem for me. Told me she wanted doggy , but I said we have to leave til last or that booty would have me cumming 10 strokes in. So did mish as she threw her legs wide apart in the air , such a view and a demand , had to go for it deep. interesting the dom she used had that textured rough surface , said it was her favourite. OMG those things are built for girls who love extra stimulation, and feels good too.

  84. Holden Fucking McNeil says:

    I’ll join you Fly Swatter. Love MMM sessions.
    LMAO

  85. Fly Swatter says:

    To Lebo Zucchini & Slamming. salami. You two are complete wankers. Do you think punters are dumb enufd to believe your fucking bull shit? I’m a REAL man. I can take 9 or more inches up my arse. Yeah! A real man. Take that

  86. Fly Swat says:

    I tried this today before heading to ANZ Stadium to barrack for my beloved Doggies. Love a big juicy kebab up my arse

    http://sydney.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/gorgeous-americas-most-reviewed-goddessclick-heredubais-fav-doll-finally-webpagevideo-proofor-your-money-back/13571732

    Now this is a real genuine review. Please enjoy.
    Suxed his 9″ cock. Took it all the way to the back of my throat then i let him pound my arse. Wish the Lebanese Zucchini or Slamming Salami were with me. Love being spit roasted. KAPOW & KAPOW then DOUBLE KAPOW. Yeah baby. BOOYAH

    Reply

  87. Lebanese Zucchini says:

    Went to Wives Only yesterday. It is just a few hundred metres from Enmore train station. There is a back entrance. Place used to be called Amore. A bit pricey but worth it. Place has been renovated & has top notch decor. Had popped into about 6/7 “bistros” in Marrickville. Shocking premises with some matching WLs. Some were so bad i wouldnt be able to get it up. They were all asian. If they werent old & fat, they were young with really skinny legs & no meat on the arse. So i popped into Wives Only. The girl i picked had a nice big firm juicy arse like a rosy red apple. Booked for 30 minutes but extended to an hour. DFK, DATY & 69. Finished off in doggy after being in a number of other positions. Was impressed. A real GFE session. The WL was classy & very attractive imo. Will definitely go again. Giving the asian shops a miss.

    • Holden Fucking McNeill says:

      What ? There is no railway station at Enmore …

      • Lebanese Zucchini says:

        Holding His Dick McNeil. My apologies. It is St Peters railway station. The front entrance which i have used fronts Kings St right opposite the park where the old brickworks were. Go around the back. There is off street parking for about 4 cars. I paid $185 for the half hour. That is $25 more than i pay at MH but lets be honest, MH is a rest home for grannies. LOL

      • Lebanese Zucchinni says:

        The address is 673 Kings St, St Peters. As i said before, i’ve never used the front entrance (hundreds of cars pass every minute); i always go around to the back lane & enter via the back door. BTW there were only 4 girls on roster of which 3 were definitely fuckable. The one i picked was a tall blonde with glasses. She was shy & gentle but bro, she had an ace body. Licked & rimmed her asshole. It was beautiful to look at. Will see her again. I’m in lust. KAPOW baby KAPOW

      • Lebanese Zucchinni says:

        To Fly Swatter, think whatever you want. If you think it is BS, then that is your opinion. Dont care about your opinions. From now on, i wont waste my time responding to your rantings & ravings. You are mentally & emotionally deficient. Get a life. You are an immature twit. You post under so many different aliases eg Holden McNeil, Pal, Phil, Wartboy, RZ, LZ, etc etc as well as using my handle (ie Lebanese Zucchini). You are a pathetic loser who gets his kicks criticising punters who write a review. Your logic is screwed. You obviously have never been to the locale. And to reiterate, i will longer respond to any more of your taunts & negativity regardless of whatever alias you use. So have a nice day & do everyone a favour and fuck off

        • Fly Swatter says:

          Look Lebanese Zuhhinni and Slammin Salami
          I’m sorry if you don’t like to hear this stuff. But we punters don’t appreciate being taken as fools. We clearly are more intelligent that you give us credit.
          All that’s asked is a factual report not all the silly embellishments that you and your very close buddy give.
          Just drop the bullshit OK ??
          I’ve been around for a long time and I know when someone is spewing baloney.

        • Lebanese Zucchinni says:

          Cheers LZ KAPOW baby KAPOW Cheers LZ went to enmore spent $1850 for 30mins . She let me throat fuck her, had my dick rammed down her throat ,My tongue was on her clit & pussy. Then went down her pussy & arse with my tongue & fingers. Rimming, sucking, licking … got hard again. Then I inserted my cock into her pussy, Great value. DFK, BBBJ, DATY, BBFS, CIP, CIM, CIA, ATM, anal. KAPOW baby KAPOW Cheers LZ

    • Fly Swatter says:

      Bullshit review

    • Fly Swatter says:

      Baloney review

    • Fly Swatter says:

      Nonsense review

      • Lebanese Zucchinni says:

        Wow! Love to read your rivetting posts, Fly Swatter. Always look forward to your posts as they are so informative. BTW we all know you post under numerous other monikers such as LZ, RZ, Wartboy, Pal, Phil etc

    • Fly Swatter aka Fuck Wit says:

      i’m a wanker.
      I’m a banker.
      I’m a shit stirrer
      I like ladyboys
      With warts on their dick
      I’m a big prick
      With a little dick
      And a peanut brain
      I loves youse all!!!
      LMAO

  88. 52_Year_Old_Aussie says:

    176 Liverpool Rd (Hume Highway) Endfield 0405 320 602
    Up above an electrical shop and a few doors up from the petrol station and IGA.

    Early last year I had a visit, but the WL was a dud. After a year, I thought that maybe I would give it another go.

    I visited here again a few weeks ago – major difference. This time I got a middle aged WL by the name of Tutu – or something like that – but what is a name anyway – many Chinese WL work at several different shops every week and use a different name at each one.

    Still a clean and tidy establishment, but the service was a lot different – better.

    $35 for 30 minutes and another $30 got her gear off at the start. Suffice it to say, it was about half massage and half mutual pleasure – I gave as good as I received and she was satisfied as well. Got the full 30 minutes.

    On the way out I caught the eye of the other WL who also looked mature. Your experiences may differ, but if you are driving out that way, then give it a go. Just be aware that it is a clearway out the front from 3pm to 7pm Monday to Friday) but you can park on the other side of the road. I will probably go back.

  89. Pal says:

    Well alas it’s time to bid you all:
    •adiós, adieu, addio, adeus. …
    •aloha. …
    •arrivederci. …
    •ciao. …
    •auf Wiedersehen. …
    •au revoir. …
    •bon voyage. …
    •sayonara.

    You pack of dead shits…
    You are all fakes.
    10 supposed punters per 1 prick….. I suspect. Steve in ADMIN.

    Most of it is BULLSHIT… My time is being wasted by these fake reviews… Above all
    Slammin Micro penis…and his a smell fetish with the fictitious Simone. Fuck what a moron.

    Finally go “FUCK OFF THE LOT OF YOU”.. especially.. Cheeto, Jamie (puke), Ohh Fucking Danny Boy (with his midget in his trousers), and all the other deadbeats.

    • Cheeto says:

      Pal you are obviously mentally ill and receiving welfare so don’t have anything better to do with your time. I find it funny that after all this time you continue to mention my name in your posts. My words must of really poured some salt into your wounds. This is my first post in 3 weeks as I have better things to do then reply to your deluded rants.

    • Simone says:

      Yeah with all the spare time you have could you at least look up the meaning of aloha? it means hello not goodbye. also YOUR BREATH STINKS!

    • Lebanese Zucchini says:

      So Pal is wasting his time reading these “fake” posts. Let’s hope he leaves this site permanently. What a moron.

  90. Admin says:

    weve been contacted by Helena about online bullying and constant fake online posts about her. weve asked her to make a police report and for the authorities to contact us with any demand for unique ipaddresses in relation to this matter. we will be filtering her name and deleting comments to help her so please REFRAIN from using her name, be it in fantasy or fact.

    readers, please keep reviews truthful and try to be discreet about it where you can.

  91. Slammin Salami says:

    Pooooo !!!!!!! I hope Ingrid has stocked up on air freshener Simone is on today at Miss Heavens the smell when you go into the room after she has done a job is like a sledge hammer hitting you over the head.I copped it the other week she must have been seeing some poor SOB prior to me. Its really bad even the lady I was seeing remarked something smelt strange SHE STINKS not fair on the next poor client that has to use the room.Im giving MH a miss today till the smell has time to vanish

    • Wild Bill Hitch Cock says:

      Gee Salami, do you go “visiting” every day? You sure do get around. At least you are busy. LOL

    • Joe Cocka says:

      Surely Mr Salami, the smell cant be that bad? LMAO
      BTW thanks for the warning. On a recent visit to CT (@Riverwood), went down to DATY but nearly died. It smelt. Lost my fat. Never got “it” back. Waste of money. Kept washing my mouth out to get rid of the taste

    • Phil says:

      You fucking fucker, do you shunt between brothels all day 24/7? Have you checked with the girls how filthy you smell? Nasty filthy smelly prick! Who did you see at MH if not Simone? You should be kicked on your ass. Disgusting ass hole!

    • John says:

      Good for you. Is she pretty young and beautiful or old and sagged all over?

    • Omar says:

      I agree. Simone does smell.

  92. Pepe La Phew says:

    Angel is back at Cougar Town, Riverwood. She’s also works at MH as Nicole. Great service: BBBJ, BBFS, BB Anal – no extra cost – at least for me. Am along time regular

    • Greek says:

      I know who you are. Fucking freebie. What a rip off. Fucking shit! Ass hole!

      • Pepe La Phew says:

        I have no idea what are trying to suggest, Greek. You most probably dont either. To quote you “fucking freebie. What a rip off!”. Who said anything about a freebie? And how can a freebie be a rip off? Your logic (btw am taking liberties with that word) is totally skewered. Go back & crawl into the hole from which you ventured, cockroach. You’re jealous because you’ve never put your little 3 inch weiner up her arse. Mate, i do it every time with her. She’s always telling me she loves me. TBH I think she just loves me for my 8 inches. Hahaha.
        BTW you dont’t know me. I refuse to associate with mentally deficient people. Others may say you are “SPECIAL” but you aren’t.

      • Lebanese Zucchini says:

        Baby, is that you Angel?
        XOXOXOXOX

      • Lebanese Zucchini says:

        To the fake lebo zucchini, how about coming up with your own “handle” or “moniker”. BTW you’ve used a photo off the internet, ya dumb fuck! You’ve breached someone’s privacy. Really stoopid stuff but what else would one expect of you? Go back to using Pal & Phil

        • Lebanese Zucchini says:

          could not resist trying out this young hung cutie

          http://sydney.backpage.com.au/TranssexualEscorts/top-and-bottom-massage-and-fullservice-available-now-hot-hit/43412243

          Well guys this ladyboy was hot If you like the rugged type she is your ladyboy. And boi or does she love to fuck. Ive hired her on several times overnite when she comes to town over the last 12 months and boy oh boy does she go at it allnite.
          I like to be dominated and to be fucked and i mean fucked. her cock is beautiful that hits the spot. like a rat up a drain pipe….She loves u to suck her and once she is hard rolls u over and goes for it….And she tells u wat she wants from u. Which i must say turns me on…..

          Cheers LZ

    • Lebanese Zucchini says:

      So now Wartboy has posted his usual dribble about ladyboys & he has posted it under my moniker. The moron lacks imagination & creativity.
      To Admin i thought you were going to block him from the site.

    • Phil says:

      fucking freebie. That’s what you are! Free inside her arse and bareback eh? Bloody shameless dirty old fucker! Surely carrying all kinds of deadly disease by now

  93. Wild Bill Hitch Cock says:

    Anyone know what has happened to Vicky (Miss Heavens, Artarmon)? Small petite Thai with very big natural boobs. For her body size they are huge. Great oral skills; great service. Awesome FFM sessions with her.

    • Phil says:

      You mean that monkey?

      • Pepe La Phew says:

        Phil, that is a disgusting, racist remark. She’s great in the room & easy to get on with. Have seen Vicky frequently. Obviously you are a loner & cant build any kind of rapport with girls or WLs. You have a few problems. IMO you are a problem.

    • Phil says:

      Birds of a feather, carry on make more monkeys. I shall stick to the pretty and classy ones. I have seen you btw, no wonder u are attracted – like for like

  94. Alfred Hitch Cock says:

    Went to this legit Chinese massage shop in Campbelltown.
    Got escorted to my cubicle by a very attractive Chinese girl about 23yrs.
    Tells me to undress BUT leave underpants on. When I informed her I like soft massage what transpired was a bloody amazing sensual massage. She had very soft, female warm hands. I asked if she could massage my bum cheeks – she let me drop my undies…. was no problem.
    Shit, I nearly blew (at the thought of those lovely warm hands around my cock) as she very slowly, gently stroked my arse and sometimes with her little warm finger slid along my bum crack. Fuck… it was worth paying for this treatment even though no HE. Will go back.

  95. GFE LFAGT says:

    I have been visiting carlingford massage for a while now. Judy on Thursdays & Lisa on Thursdays and Fridays are my ladies of choice. They are well worth the investment. No FS of course.

    • GFE LFAGT says:

      And Lisa also works in Thornleigh fourth up Pennant Hills road.

      • Barrymore says:

        where is helens shop now in Castle Hill there are about 5 up there and I have visited all of them

        • GFE LFAGT says:

          It’s on Victoria Rd, Paramatta, on the LHS heading towards Sydney. A smal shopping area Near the left hand turn to Dundas. Has rear carpark and unmarked side entrance. So can exit discretely, a positive feature of any establishment.

    • GFE LFAGT says:

      Carlingford massage is on pennanthills road above the gourmet pizza shop

  96. Pal says:

    Furthermore you guys piss me off. You guys just post dribble shit

    • Chad says:

      Don’t be jealous Pal because you are too poor to afford anything.

      • Pal says:

        Whatever you say Stevie…aka Chad (Cheeto), Slammin Floppy Frankfurt, Short prongs

        Where is that fucking J a m I e (puke…puke )

        Feelin tired Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  97. Pal says:

    To larry aka young fucker aka whoremonger aka Salami aka salim etc., you are full of it. It’s allbull shit folks. It is all make believe, a fantasy

  98. Larry Albanese says:

    Been reading the comments on this thread. The guy calling himself PAL comes across as an angry spiteful vitriolic man. Very sad when someone resorts to having a go at others. Has he ever been to a brothel? I think he is a bully. Most probably some fat computer nerd who lives at home, doesnt have a job or girlfriend & is still a virgin

    • Pal says:

      What ever you say Steve aka…. Larry Albanese, Jamie (puke), Cheeto, Cheyene (without Mini haha), Slammin snag, Syrious, Roger, Leb Cucumber, Cougar lover, lucy etc etc ad nauseum… many names 1 prick.
      Yawn Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
      Don’t bother budy … I’m asleep… tired of this shit

      • Danny Boy says:

        Don’t worry about Pal he is just an old bitter man who tries to white knight ugly old asian ladies that no one else wants because he is a desperate poor old sad lonely f*ck. Sad.

        • Pal says:

          Steve aka… dany boy … Now you treat these girls right
          “Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
          From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
          The summer’s gone, and all the flowers are dying
          ‘Tis you, ’tis you must go and I must bide.”

          Ya Haer !!
          OR Arl Be Back !!

          I know youse all love me here.
          .Would be boring otherwise Right Steve ???

        • Pal says:

          Blood Danny Boy… I bet you suffer from Scotsman elbow… you stinge. You probably like wearing a poncey sporren like that fucking Bobby on top of your kilt. Shiela !!

          • Danny Boy says:

            Pal you have proven AGAIN how f*ckin dumb and ignorant you are. Danny Boy is of Irish origin not Scottish. Its like calling someone who is German, French. You sad ignorant old poor f*ck.

          • Pal says:

            Top o’ the mornin’ to ya Oh Danny Boy.
            Let me askin you… is that a wee little Leprechaun in ya trousers.

            Ohhhh to be sure !!

          • Pal says:

            Another wee little question Ohhh Danny Boy … Ohhh Danny Boy. Is ya really Cheeto or that Fuckin wee laddie Jamie (puke)
            Ohhh to be sure !!

    • Bobby says:

      Hey Guys !! Never mind Pal… It’s Bobby poncing (or swanning in) again centre left.
      How come Cheeto hasn’t raved on about Ninas Chinese Massage at that cruddy Gong. Geeze he has gone quiet (maybe he has gone to Burwood for a better massage) like that other punter said… forget his name now…. maybe someone offended him. Sorry Cheeto (on his behalf)… Love and kisses yours truly Bobby. xx

    • Bartie says:

      I agree with you Larry. Pal is a LOSER! Big time. A keyboard warrior. Types with one hand as the other hand is fondling his 3 inch penis. You are spot on Larry, Pal is a bully.

      • Blank says:

        Hi Bertie
        I think you are spot on about Pal. Someone said he has a tiny prick. Funny thing is apparently he has a left handed mouse. Also he has callouses on his right hand and he has hair growing on his palms… What’s all that about.

  99. Lebanese Cucumber says:

    Well Salami? Did you see H today? I did. Am one of her regulars. Booked for an hour – as usual. She is all woman. She’s a top bird. Her BBBJs are awesome just like her body. Yummmmyyyyyyyyyyyy! BTW I think she loves me. She just wont admit it. LMAO

  100. Big Jim says:

    Went to MH (Cleg St Artarmon) during the week. Great selection to pick from. Picked Paloma as she does BBBJ & anal.
    Booked her for an hour. The session was very sensuous. She was passionate. Started off with DFK & then she went down on me. BBBJ. Very nice. Then motioned her onto the bed & proceeded to doing DATY. Noticed she had a larger the normal clit. Gave it a good licking, kissing & suxing. She came a number of times. She had placed a towel underneath her bum & after 10 minutes of DATY, it was all wet. Got into 69 with me underneath. Big mistake. Nearly drowned. She came as soon as my tongue touched her clit. She cums quite easily & often. Then had sex (covered) in various positions. Then did greek which cost an extra $50. Overall it was a good session. Will see her again

  101. Syrious says:

    This second post from Salami sounds suss. Most probably another BS comment from Phil aka Pal

    • ROGER says:

      you guys or wls are a bunch of keyboard warriors , wont be long before they shut down or delete all posts , what you don’t think these wls don’t read them you OR write there own reviews , WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!!

  102. Phil says:

    Boy oh Boy… the bullshit that flows out of all the fictional characters on Parlour Pages. hehe
    Hope all you dopey punters don’t believe this horse shit.

    • Syrious says:

      Phil aka Pal … you post BS under “Pal” then you criticise your own posts under “Phil”. Spare us your pathetic ravings

  103. Mj says:

    Sounds like a few of the wls made no coin yesterday , cheer up theres always next week , happy easter bitches

  104. Lucy says:

    Your a class act pal. It’s a shame you didn’t mention to the punters that the smell was from your cum filled arse.
    Get your FACTS right pal

  105. Salim Maaaaahaaaaagar says:

    What is wrong, Pistol Pete? Easter Bunny didnt leave you any chocolate eggs? Still cranky with the world? I have no idea what your post is about & its connection with Salami’s or KLP’s comments. You are just a fucking dumb moron

  106. Pistol pete says:

    Thats why shes my misses u fat fucktard , keep spending money & spreading bullshit , we love holidays u moron

  107. KLP says:

    Jo, Slamming. I gave her an easter bunny today. She’s unbelievable. One of the best. BBBJ BBFS & anal. Booked her for an hour. We most probably see her for another month. First time she’s been at CT in months!!!

  108. Pal says:

    Yeh …sure you will… prick heads.
    How about a little decency on Good Friday.
    Give your vile minds a rest.

    • you are busted pal says:

      so pal. its you RZ the ladyboy troll, the pip troll who attacks and defames prostitutes on here with your smelly pussy lies. you are just a religious nut. you need to attend a deradicalization program , BTW i just might go visiti my favorite brothel today.

      • Pal says:

        Goood go outside after such blaspheme a brick might just hit that vile, demented pea brain of yours. Or hopefully a lightening bolt will hit you. You will turn into a pillar of salt. And that tiny prick of yours will drop off.
        Stay inside, draw the curtains, lock the windows, barricade the door…. SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU. You vile, vile creature.

  109. Easter bunny says:

    You will be tasting my cum first salami as i have the first booking haha , enjoy sloppy seconds

    • Slammin Salami says:

      BTW I wont be the only one I reckon every guy who goes in will be filling her up with cum today lol … so if your not first you’ll be getting slops too ….Enjoy her she is a rare treat

  110. Lachlan says:

    Has anyone had any recent experience’s from Backpage or Cracker they can share? Trying to figure out if it’s worth a go.

  111. The Magnificent Moroccan says:

    Gee Pal, you have been busy posting your reviews under various non de plumes eg Italian Stallion, da Police, Malik etc. Are you on medication? BTW you must lead a boring life. In addition, you are delusional.

    • Pal says:

      Listen The Magician Moron (John, Da Policia, Malik the Deficient, Italian Limp Dick, Jamie (puke), Cheeto, Slammin Micro Prick, Cheyenne, Dave, Steve ..
      (10 Names one prick) . don’t use big words that you don’t understand. Non de plumes… ??? Aliase in better.
      Actually I have taken my pills today…Vitamin B for extra big ejaculation.
      As for living a boring life yes you are correct…. but she has to be 19yrs to get a good boring. But I go to lovely places, not smelly arseholes like you turds go to.
      Now Italian Limp Dick… you can now exhale.
      Now take a big breath.. and hold until I tell you to exhale.
      Now inhale 🙂

    • Pal says:

      Ya know Magnifico Moron.. I have this secret… now promise to not tell anyone OK ???
      Whenever punters talk really nice about me and the lovely girls and don’t waffle on about arseholes and vile stuff like that… all of a sudden I get this irresistible urge to go into deep hibernation.
      But when shit starts to come out of a morons mouth… I come out of hibernation and start to haunt the perpetrators. It’s just something that happens. Ya Haer ?? you load of 3″ pricks.

    • Pal says:

      BTW Magnifico Moron
      WTF are you doing up at 1.30 am.
      Yes I know… looking up porno whilst the missus is asleep…. Right ??
      You perverted degenerate. Don’t you know porno is bad for your twisted arsehole riddled thoughts ?? Maybe she kicked you out of bed after sampling your disappointing effort with your 3″ prick. Hahahhah

  112. Da Police says:

    Pal aka ? aka RZ aka Wartboy etc. Why are you on this forum? All you do is criticise other punters & accuse them of being the brothel’s management. You must be either mentally deficient or bored. Your vitriolic comments are evidence of a serious mental or attitudinal disorder. Spare yourself (& us punters) the pain & don’t read this forum as you seem upset by the fun some punters are having.

    • Pal says:

      Hi Da Policia and all the other names.
      Yes, you are partly correct. I’m bored. Bored with being subjected with utter nonsense by the likes of you and your aliases. I dream of the day when there are more sensible punters, that don’t attempt to insult my intelligence and of the majority of serious punters looking for a bit of accurate info.
      Just get your head around this .No – one wants to know about the grimy things you do. To pay good money to lick an ugly prostitutes arse hole is not on my high list of priorities. Only degenerates like you would even think of such a vile act (hope she farts in your face some day). When I read such unlikely twaddle I feel compelled to challenge the idiot that wrote it.

      This is what I would like to read…. Went to XXXX met a real nice, great looking young 20 yr old… wow what a great time I had.. I can recommend XXXX she is so sexy and will do anything to please you even a 69.for an extra $50.Treat her nice guys.
      … I don’t enjoy reading about YOU sticking your tongue into an arsehole, smelly cunts, or other unsavoury acts. keep it to yourself… we don’t need to know. We are big boys able to do our own negotiation.
      And we don’t like to ruin our appetites at dinner time reading this shit.
      Is that not reasonable.

      PS I’m always straight to the point and truthful. I am NOT RZ, Wartboy or anyone other than your good mate Pal.

      • Da Police says:

        funny you should mention what you would like to read, i just happend to have just such an encounter at XXXX met a real nice, great looking young 20 yr old! had A good session. BBBJ, DATY, 69, BBFS, BB Anal & ATM. Finished off with CIM and she even pissed in my mouth AND farted in my face!

      • Malik da Magnificent says:

        Pal. I went to MH and picked Emma. After she gave me great natural french, we got into the 69 position. My tongue tantalised her love button before my tongue penetrated her cunt. It tasted really good. Hmmmm finger licking good. Then my tongue wandered to her asshole. I was rimming & suxing it – she was moaning with delight. When my tongue penetrated her asshole she was in ecstasy. Tasted good. Went back to her pussy while my finger stroked her asshole. She orgasms quite easily. Then we had sex. That was covered.
        On my way out, i bumped into Nicole. So i had a second session. Fucking filthy session. She really knows what to do. Great HJ (natural of course), then DATY, followed by a 69er. Got my iPhone out & videod her slick beaver & ass. Then into sex & finished off with anal. All bare back. Filmed my cock going in & out of her asshole. Blew in her ass even though she wanted me to unload on her tummy. BTW all her holes tasted & looked great. Boy was i knackered after all that

        • Italian Stallion says:

          Yeah Malik thats nothing, i saw simone, what a stinking session that was! Started off with a 69 then she proceeded to rim then tongue my ass hole. Then porked her pussy before porking her arse. Then back to pussy then arse. stick in her pussy then back to her ass then back to pussy to ass etc etc etc. Blew in her ass. She turns around & starts suxing my cock. Insert my cock back in her asshole. After a few long slow strokes, i pulled out & went to pussy. I now went back & forth from one hole to the other, I was really doing her ass. After about 15 minutes of really pounding her ass, i blew again in her ass. . I pulled my prick out of her ass & inserted it into her pussy then back to the ass then back to the pussy. sucked my prick for a good 10 mins then went to town on my asshole. She licked, sucked & kissed my corn hole. Also stuck her tongue in as well as a couple of fingers. Stabbed her pussy with my pork sword then into her arse. Repeated this process then ATM then back into the pussy then arse then mouth. Kept going from one hole to the other, Bored yet? anyway finished off with her dropping a big fat TURD in my mouth! FARK it tasted so shitty and really smelt so bad a then puked all over myself!

          • Pal says:

            Yum .. don’t be greedy share that big turd with your mate ..Malik the Deficient. Together with yourself Italian Limp Dick if you stand together in front of a mirror you would swear you look the same ugly fucking arseholes that you are.
            Ahhahahah
            Now do me a favour.
            Inhale deeply , hold your breath and don’t breathe out until I say so.
            Starting NOW 🙂

    • Pal says:

      Good I’m glad… pity she didn’t lay a big fat green turd on your tongue as “?” suggested.
      No, you have the little man complex. All talk and a 30 second wonder.

  113. Slammin Salami says:

    Well it seems as if Simone who started at Miss Heaven from RCT couldn’t handle the constructive helpful criticism I have noticed she hasn’t been back since we made comment to her breath and foul odor from her pussy. Id do it again if she didn’t attend to it as NO PUNTER should be subjected to that after handing over their hard earned cash

    • KLP says:

      Slamming, it is a shame as she gives great BBBJs & also takes it up da ass. I only went down her once. Never again. It was off putting. TBH it never ceases to amaze me how a small percentage of WLs have smelly pussies. A couple of them i have had FFM sessions, so you’d think the other WL would tell him that they have an unsavoury cunt odour.

      • Cougar lover says:

        Cum on guys.
        Simone is disgusting. Sagging old fake boobs. Constant horrible smell from below and is a deadset nasty rude bitch.
        After seeing her makes you realise why Asians are so popular. They are generally more pleasant than Simone and don’t argue with you in the room.

        • Pal says:

          OK I told you c^^t & arse lickers, assorted pimps as “?” suggested. He is on the ball. Good on ya “?”. I’ve come back to haunt y’all because you didn’t behave and posted all these vile bullshit reports.
          That Slammin micro prick & Italian Limp Dick are full of it. And all the other guises heheheh
          Yes, Its one twit with many disguises.
          Probably Admin trying to increase the traffic on this site.

        • Malik da Magnificent says:

          I dont know about that. Have had a few asians get stroppy when i insist on getting the time i’ve paid for. Some of the younger ones have a bad attitude. They act as if they are doing you a favour. Derr ya dumb ass stuck up bitch, i’m PAYING for a service. Unbelievable

  114. Plonk Artist says:

    Having hit the plonk last night with the mates I thought it was time for a relaxing massage.
    I’d seen this Asian shop near Parramatta. It’s on Victoria Rd, on the LHS heading towards Sydney. Not far from Church St and right near the left hand turn to Dundas. It’s in a tiny shopping centre. Costs are the usual 35 for 30min, 50 for 45min, 60 for 1hr. I opted for 45 min.
    Very nice slim middle aged caring lady. The place is super clean… so no problems there. Today I wasn’t interested in HE… but after a short time and the lady having no qualms about removing the towel when I asked – I extended to 1 hr.
    Pity I was not in the mood, as the soft massage had a decidedly sensual feel about it. Will go back to test it out sometime.

    • GFE LFAGT says:

      Do you have the name of the person who looked after you?

    • GFE LFAGT says:

      I took your advice and went there today. What a surprise. It’s hills massage, previously located in castle hill. It’s Manager / receptionist is Helen, previously of North Ryde, lucky 7 massage.

  115. BBFSLover says:

    Hi, Other than Cassie from 12 Rydalmere are there any other aussie blond girls who offer BBFS and CIP? Pretty much all the reviews are girls providing these services are Asian or GILFs.

  116. Dave says:

    Any reviews on 888massage/good fortune massage green squad.
    Made an appointment to see the indian girl Monica but I was running late and missed out and had her see someone else unfortunately.
    Ended up getting a massage from a pretty young Thai girl there. Driving right now so I’ll post a better review soon. But worth the trip. Will endeavour to get down there again and hopefully make it in time for my booking. Heard other punters having a good time.

  117. Slammin Salami says:

    Things are looking grim at Riverwood Cougars I went this morning and left As horny as I was I could get excited enough to fuck any of the WL’s and Taylor was already getting ploughed
    Standard has dropped right off but I could see that coming as soon as Nicole/Angel from MH got back in there.. She cant get a look in at MH anymore think the punters just got tired of her

    • Cougar lover says:

      True salami.
      The ladies there now are absolutely wretched.
      Angel, Sara, Monique, Nadia, Morgan, Carla etc.
      Generally they are nice. Others like Morgan and Monique are rude fuckwits who think they are so great.
      The other day it was that bad I picked Celia which turned out to be a pleasant experience.
      Thankfully there are still a handful that are still nice working ladies such as Danni, Taylor and Celia.

  118. Fred says:

    Padstow firm fined for sex service offer
    (Torch Newspaper March 28th 2017)

    THE owners of a Padstow massage parlour, have been slapped with a $11,000 fine for providing sex services after Canterbury Bankstown Council engaged a private investigator.
    Under the development consent, the Padstow Parade premises was to operate offering therapeutic massages, acupuncture and traditional Chinese therapies. But in July last year, the council received a complaint alleging the premises was breaching consent, and operating as an illegal massage parlour.
    Council officers investigated the premises and informed the business owner they could not operate after 7pm on a Saturday or Sunday, and they could not provide sex services.
    The licensee was also told that failure to comply with these conditions may result in penalty notices or criminal proceedings. Further enquiries through external consultant, All State Investigations, confirmed in a report to the council that in October, the licensee of the premises was using it to provide sex services.
    The licensees appeared in Bankstown Local Court last month where they pleaded guilty.

    • Wild Bill Hick Cock says:

      Fred thanks for the info – Good she nearly ruined me . Karma

    • MAC says:

      Bill !!!
      Were you the private investigator that did the report ???
      LoL !!!

      Good job, if you can get this.
      I’m quite experienced with the scene.
      Parlour scene, not law enforcement. Hahaha

      I like your post below, had a twist to it that one would not expect.

      I really didn’t see it coming.
      She must have been a big girl to dominate you like that.

      • Wild Bill Hick Cock says:

        Mac .. not investigator hehe
        No – she wasn’t a big girl at all.
        She had a pussy as tight as a drum, and coupled with the fact she was lubed up; there was NO sensation for her and me.
        I think she was intent on getting it over quickly.
        She bobbed up and down furiously… like a bloody machine. Maybe her strategy to deflate my penis.
        She took in what I had to offer, but my balls were in distinct danger. First time I have experienced something like that.
        A waste of money really.

    • JG says:

      BWAHHAHA TIME TO GET OUR REVENGE!!!
      We can shut down the awful places that keep ripping us off.

      FUCK ‘EM!! Report them to the local council. I know of a massage place next door to a primary school offering handjobs during and after school hours. Hang on – that sounds like a great idea!!

      • Friendly says:

        Nah !! don’t like the idea of blabbing or ratting on these girls.
        If you don’t like the place just starve them out of existence by not returning and spreading the word amongst brother punters.. One chance and then they can piss off !!

  119. Wild Bill Hick Cock says:

    Recently went to Padstow.It pays to check out quiet surbs. There is a Chinese massage shop across from the station. You will get an OK massage and HE from older women. Also there is a carpark that leads to an upstairs massage parlor. Went on a Saturday. Chinese attractive girl gives me a good massage. When she gets me to turn over , she comes near my face, lifts her tiny skirt .. No knickers on and with her fingers opens her pussy and asks… You want this? 50 extra. Of course I thought Christmas had come. Well how wrong I was. She lubricates her crack, hops on and proceeded to nearly kill me with her large
    pussy. It was no fun her bobbing up and down with such force that I feared her
    rupturing my balls. It was bloody awful and I had to get her off.Very
    painful.Wont go back. I want to keep my balls intact.

  120. Pal says:

    Now listen here boys or shielas (especially Jamie – pule puke)
    Admin of Parlour Pages is not stupid. They are trying to rid the site of fuckwits like ..Michael, Why, Cheeto, Jamie –puke, Slammin micro tool, SugarFoot, Cheyenne,Taxxsen, Kevin short prod, etc
    Why: because you are the same idiot under different guises AND you are misrepresenting all of the parlours.
    They are in business to be credible for the few punters that don’t want bullshit.
    Like I suggested there should be a numerical score rating without any names of punters and any latitude for defaming people.
    Don’t like it guys or girls… I thought so, you only want the notoriety. So fuck the hell off.
    PS. I don’t give a shit if you steal and use my moniker… That only reinforces what I said.
    And who the hell is interested in Ninas Chinese Massage in working class Gong. How many possible variations are there to the same joint… OK you frustrated OLD men !!

    • Parlour Pages Moderator says:

      Pal this is your first and last warning. I have taken note of your IP address and will precede to block you from entering this site if you continue to abuse, harass and intimidate other users. I have also noted that you used the name Simone from the same IP. You have been warned.

      The system administration backend of Parlour Pages is currently experiencing some database issues we apologise for any inconvenience.

      • Pal says:

        MODERATOR
        Good … ban Pal (imitation)
        You will also do me a favour.
        I give as good as I get from some of the arseholes here.
        Maybe you should ban the lot.
        OR better still have no submissions allowed.
        I’m really only interested in the banners … not the arseholes that post rubbish on this site.

        • Parlour Pages Moderator says:

          Pal the IP I have on record is the same you just posted from. As previously mentioned in my last post if you continue the behaviour of abuse and harassment of other users on this site you will be banned.

          We have not asked for your suggestions and if you are not happy with the way we manage this website please find another that is open to your suggestions and happy to accept you lecturing its users on what you deem to be proper etiquette when using the services of a massage shop.

          • Pal says:

            MODERATOR
            Go ahead… remove this post.
            If you don’t, you are just one of these fools that pose as others.
            Go ahead now. Lets see if you are real.

          • Pete37 says:

            Please ban Pal and whatever other names he is using such as Fhil etc. He is not a troll in the conventional sense but his comments are cancer to this site. What a sad lonely weirdo.

          • Simone says:

            there is a limit to how much entertainment fatboy can get eating takeaway food, so just accept the nut posts will keep on appearing

          • Simone says:

            Cheers RZ

        • Kevin Long Prong says:

          Pal. Cant you read between the lines? The Moderator is telling you to “Fark off!”
          On behalf of all the genuine punters here, my message to you is “FARK OFF!!!!”

          • Pal says:

            OK.
            You sooky boys that want to pretend to be big macho men with slammin big tools. I get the message you don’t want to grow up and act like mature men that can have conventional sex.
            You all like to skite about anal, licking , smelling arses and pussies… anything but good old conventional sex. You get bizarre pleasure from pretending to do this and that to girls… you are all wimps.
            You treat the gals nicely ya hear !!. Or I will be back to haunt you !!.
            Do me a favour… just go to scruffy places at the ‘Gong and play a game of pretend with each other … you old clowns. Or when you grow up come to Burwood.
            ADMIN must be having the time of his or her life laughing at your stupidity. Ohhh ahhh you have my IP address wow.

          • Kevin Long Prong says:

            Pal. What is your problem?
            Actually what ARE your PROBLEMS?
            Seriously you have major attitudinal problems. Why are you so angry & aggressive? If you dont like the contents of the reviews, may i suggest you dont read them. And stop being so critical and negative

          • Pal says:

            G’day Kev – (and all your other aliases)
            Look buddy, I don’t have a problem/s.
            Like I said before, I give as good as I get.
            If people attack my point of view without justification (in a rude manner) then any normal person will feel put out. Correct ??
            Now go back over the posts. I didnt’ start this.
            I made a simple observation that my feeling was that 90% of Thai massage places are legit.
            Then all of a sudden that nitwit Cheeto and his mate Jamie (puke) started attacking e.g “you don’t know what you are talking about”.. etc etc.
            There is a polite was of disagreeing with someone but no… the attacks continued.
            Even from you !!
            I also take your point that if I don’t like the posts then “don’t read them”.
            That is not my style… although I prefer to read the banners only these days.
            My conclusion is the majority of posts are bogus. In the years that I have been a punter I have encountered very, very, very few women that nitwits on this site purport to do to them. My conclusion is, it’s just a bunch of oldies indulging their sexual unexpressed fantasies. Pity ! it used to be a useful resource for punters. But like I have said… I don’t take any credence with the subs. Mostly all bullshit. OK hope that helps you understand.

          • Simone says:

            Pal and Kev same fatboy talking to himself.

  121. Pal says:

    Just had a great session with this TS who I found through Cracker

    http://sydney.cracker.com.au/TranssexualEscorts/exotic-erotic-ts-asian-mistress-hot-and-hard-in-newtown-0420-526-299-www-sydtrans-com/18476696

    When a ts says she’s a sub, it could mean anything. Everyone seems to interpret these BDSM terms slightly differently, but ultimately what I rely on, is intuition and experience, to sense and to read each client’s needs, especially if they are not very good at articulating what it is that they wish to experience. She is a sub in the classic sense. She’s mild mannered and gentle, and lets me take charge completely. Today was our second session, and after our surprisingly enjoyable first encounter a month ago, it was clear that she now trusts me and was happy to give herself over so that I would dictate every moment of our time together.

  122. Slammin Salami says:

    Fellow Punters a word of warning if you go to Miss Heavens Simone is working there ex RCT Whatever you do don’t do DATY on her she smells BAD !!!!!!!!!! I will give credit she know how to give a BBBJ and can swallow a load she also knows how to take a great arse drilling

    • Simone says:

      You lying drop kick! You are that fwit wartboy, RZ , Fhil , Pal, wanker from the gong with nothing to do spreading BS from mums garage where you live on take away food always on that laptop day and night big fat slob

      • Kevin Looonnnnggggg Prooonnnnggggg says:

        Simone, ask one of your colleagues to smell your cunt to verify whether it is woofy or not. If it is, the problem is easy to fix. Do a GOOGLE on natural remedies for smelly cunts.
        See. That wasnt hard. BTW I like drilling your arse. Used to see you at CT @Riverwood

        • Kevin Looonnnnggggg Prooonnnnggggg says:

          WTF! This is BS. Go to OLDER COMMENTS & there is NOTHING. To Admin, you need to tell your techos to test their changes in TEST (System & UAT) then migrate to PRE PROD then PROD. This is a farken disaster. One of many recent fuck-ups. Just one thing after another. First the best threads have been removed eg 269, Amanda Heavens, Cougar Town & Miss Heavens.

          • Pal says:

            Kev– I fully commend Admin pulling the plug on the old posts. What a bunch of idiotic posts. IT WAS WELL OVERDUE.
            They were all fake … Why do you believe all these shit posts. All bogus. Go yourself and find out for yourself. And who wants to read thousands of fake posts about Ninas Chinese Massage in fucking working class Gong. Only nitwits like Cheeto, Jamie ..puke, Slammin micro dick etc.My idea to Admin is to cull all comments every month

          • Pal says:

            And also nitwits on this site only post bogus comments for their own fame. Can’t believe anything.
            ADMIN .. maybe only a numerical rating about massage parlours in future.
            That will stop fuckers like you Kev.. yes YOU.. defaming women that work there.
            Go smell your own arse instead of accusing women, that can’t defend themselves; of having smelly pussies.
            Your nose shouldn’t be that close anyhow. Idiot.

          • Simone says:

            Kevin Looonnnnggggg Prooonnnnggggg , RZ, Pal you stupid fat wanker this is Wartboy Fool! Easy to punk you

          • Jaxxsen says:

            Pal. How would YOU know if the reviews were FAKE? Who made you the EDITOR? Leave it up to us punters to decide if a review is fake or not. BTW i have had some wonderful sessions thanks to other punters’ reviews. Some sounded unbelievable until i tried what they did eg bare back lesbian 3somes at 269, 235, AH, CT & MH

          • Salim says:

            To simone. You have no idea. You are clueless.

          • Michael to Pal says:

            Pal you sound like an angry old bitter c*nt who cannot form a normal relationship so you suck up to old broken asian massage workers in the hope they will fill the void of your loneliness. Sad.

          • Pal to Michael- Come in says:

            Mick
            Don’t know how you form the conclusion that I am a bitter old cunt. Actually, I am a sweet prick (certainly no cunt).I am in defence of ladies working amongst you bunch of cunts. Fakes as well that y’all are. Old wankers that need to go to scruffy working class suburbs like the Gong.. to Ninas.Hey there is more to life… Try lovely Burwood and sample a decent massage instead of acting like old desperados wanting girlies playing with your little cocktail frankfurters. hahahah

          • Kevin Long Prong says:

            Pal. You are a BOY! Grow up!
            Your attitude sux. Your comments are negative, aggressive and presumptious. Who made you an expert on anything? You generalise too much. Stick to the facts instead of making wild assumptions.
            You dont know any of the punters who post their comments here yet you are very quick to accuse & categorize them.

      • Slammin Salami says:

        I hate to be the one to tell you but Im not any of the persons you described Actually I used to see you for a while at RCT then you went private I saw you once Sorry but YES you are hot looking I did say you are a great BBBJ give, your anal ability is fantastic and I know you are willing to give BBFS. which use to be tempting but I passed.Unfortunately your pussy still stunk and your dental hygiene is also bad as your breathe smells too. Sorry Simone but take it as constructive criticism Take note of how many don’t see you a second time might give you an idea that what Im saying is true

      • Slammin Salami says:

        Simone in case you miss my reply its further down under you first posting.Please read it as it may help you become more desirable for punters to choose you for more than one time

        • Cheyenne says:

          I agree Slamming. Instead of addressing tbe problem, Simone attacks the messenger. How typical of females “I’M NEVER WRONG! IT MUST BE YOU THAT HAS THE PROBLEM”.
          Take the punters’ advice, we only mean well.
          We are not saying it to hurt you. Bad breath is off putting. When i encounter it i insist on rhe doggy position.

      • Sugar Foot says:

        Well Simone you should listen to the advice given by Slamming Sal & Kev Long Prong. It is in your FINANCIAL interests. Halitosis is easy to fix. See your GP. Most times it is caused by a condition called DRY MOUTH. In other cases, a few simple dietary changes will cure the problem. Regarding your smelly pussy, again i recommend you see your GP.
        If you are reluctant to see a GP, simply perform a GOOGLE on the internet re both conditions, namely HALITOSIS & SMELLY VAGINA.
        Cheers
        BTW I used to see you at Riverwood & i often had the pleasure of porking ALL your holes bare back. Only once did i do DATY & i nearly retched. Lost my fat but your fantastic oral skills came to its recue. Will visit you soon at MH. Hopefully your conditions will have disappeared

      • Kevin Long Prong says:

        As i said. You have no idea, Simone. Wartboy? Are you delirious? Or just plain dumb?

  123. Slammin Salami says:

    Morgan St Beverly Hills classic blow N go I was in a hurry today I have known of this place for years Stopped grabbed the first one available She was actually quite cute little lady … that was a surprise as they are usually very homely …. gave her 50 bucks for a deep BB suck put on the dom and destroyed her little Asian pussy with a pretty hard pounding over the massage table filled the raincoat Then cleaned up 15 min done dusted gone ,,,, Hell I didn’t even ask her name !!!!

  124. Slammin Salami says:

    Anybody been to St.Peters yet a place called Wives Only ?

  125. Slammin Salami says:

    Sorry Bob but I think you must be going to MH on the wrong days
    Under 50’s
    Chloe,Chantielle,Charlize.Alexis,Claudia,Lauren,Jagger,Kendra. and that’s a few just off hand all have awesome figures and are quite happy to fuck you silly Ive had a session with all of them

  126. Kevin Long Prong says:

    Week before last I saw Darcy at MH, Cleg St.
    I reckon she’s in her late 50s. Great body for a MILF / GILF.
    Tall, slender, big firm shapely tits and a firm ass. Had an awesome 69 (natural french). It was so horny. Had an awesome view of her beautiful pussy & asshole. It was soooo horny i ended up ejaculating into her mouth. Then gave her a deep tongue kiss. My cock was still rigid. No sex as time was nearly over.
    Had myself a thoroughly enjoyable time.

  127. Kevin Long Prong says:

    Saw Cat at CT, Riverwood. Tall Kiwi with a good body. Service was very good. Wore me as I’m in my 50s. Good HJ but it was covered.

  128. Fred says:

    TAX CUTS

    Now that the government has put in tax cuts for small businesses, we can all look forward to better service at our local parlours.

    I don’t think that there is any parlour in Sydney with a turnover of more that $50 million per year, so they will all be getting tax a cut.

    We can look forward to
    * Better facilities.
    * Younger ladies with bigger tits.
    * New sheets and towels.
    * Air conditioning that works.
    * Massage tables that don’t wobble.

    It is a good thing that I voted for Malcolm.

  129. Adrian says:

    You all need to give the lovely Aimee a call. Petite aussie, naughty nurse, early 20’s, Does Natural. 0422081252

  130. Slammin Salami says:

    WTF……………… Chrissy and Anastasia HARKWORKING ???? we cant be talking about the same ones that worked at Gentlemans paradise NO WAY I remember the Anastasia your thinking of she use to do privates at Carlton and work at AH she was a hardworking WL with no holds barred ,,, These 2 WL’s rate as the worst roots Ive ever had But they win hands down in the talk your ears off championships

  131. SlamminSalami says:

    I seethe two grannies Chrissy and Annastasia have had to go private after the miserable failure of Gilf Paradise in Artarmon …….. They should have stayed at RCT least they were getting some action

  132. This pissed me off says:

    Yesterday on Cracker i saw some disgusting skank advertising who is pregnant and offering all natural sex. Any tips on who I should report this low life to ?

  133. Harry says:

    So anyway so i like to organize DP sessions with punters on here so i can see the shock on their face when i “accidently” creampie their but crack. hahaha Whooops!

  134. Concretepills69 says:

    What the hell is going on with this site? So many parlours have been deleted now. Came to check latest comments for Eastwood 10 and its gone. Ridiculous. So many have disappeared, Epping, Castle Hill, Eastwood, West Ryde. Whats the point anymore? If we cant get all the info then whats the point of this site? Especially all the trolls. I emailed admin last year to ask why Castle Hill had been removed and got no answer. They never reply to emails. Can anyone tell me why Eastwood 10 is no longer here?

  135. another Mona says:

    Mona, I know exactly how you feel. I hate people attacking others on line for different reasons.
    Don

  136. MAC says:

    Breakfast Point Massage at Mortlake
    Has a page but can’t leave comments:
    http://www.parlourpages.com.au/blog/?p=5595

    Address: 33/86-88 Tennyson Rd, Mortlake , NSW 2137
    Prices:
    $ 40 / 30 min
    $ 50 / 45 min
    $ 60 / 60 min
    $ 95 / 90 min

    Three girls daily, all Asian.
    Need to make booking as it can get busy due to the construction workers nearby and no other competition in the Concord area.

    The shop:
    Located at the GF of a new apartment block, has air conditioning in each room, a wash basin, couch, new carpet, new paint, walls to ceiling, plus lock on door.

    In short, ticks all the boxes for me.

    Front lobby is nicely presented, boss is an Asian couple. Polite and friendly.
    Sometimes the wife is there, sometimes the husband is there.

    Lady boss is pretty, man boss is fugly.
    Hahaha

    My visit:
    It was a case of something new and something familiar.

    The shop is new to me but guess what ?
    Sophia (from Kogarah Massage) was working there on the Saturday I visited (!!!)
    Should have seen her face when she opened the front door and saw me.

    So no need to repeat my review of her.
    You can see it here :
    http://www.parlourpages.com.au/blog/?p=5182

    Same great massage, but the HE was average.
    Just my opinion, she’s starting to get tired of the work and not as enthusiastic as before.

    Oh well….. Next !

  137. Greek says:

    Shop: 313 bunnerong road Maroubra
    Phone: 8084 6610
    My friend recommended this shop to me. Finally I visited this premise last Friday and I am so glad I did. It is definitely a nice place to spend an hour for sure.
    I was met by a gorgeous vietmese girl (Tina). She has great body, very friendly, great massage, Standard industry prices. It was intimate, warm and relaxing. Her little hands gave me a great time.
    My friend also mentioned that there are few other girls who are good at getting your knots out and make sure you are happy with them in the end. Honestly I value that attitude.
    Looking forward to try different girls. Btw, On the way out a chinese lady gave me a beautiful smile. She is very sexy.

  138. AH guy says:

    Does anyone know what has happened to Anastasia (Petite redhead) who used to work at 60 Whiting Street Artarmon. The place has been taken over by new management and they say she no longer works there 🙁

    Any help would be appreciated.

  139. Sofrevska says:

    I see the one called Kartier at Miss Heaven, i fuck her with finger, cock and her dildo. She fuck me with her finger (i not let her fuck me with her dildo, it a monster dildo). She good value, she go off when we dildo her clit. No squirting but trembling orgasm

  140. Stevo says:

    Hello just wondering if anyone knows any good places out west in Sydney with Aussie girls like massages place
    Cheers

  141. yumiet says:

    Been going to a joint at waitara / hornsby – 41 edgeworth david ave, back of house in a little studio, asian older milf, ask for massage – get nudem , ask to massage her – she is nude, i massage her, she loves the fish fingers in her hairy beaver, she blows and squirts like you wouldn’t believe. then its my turn she loves cock in her mouth – gives me bbbj and swallows , $100 for 1 hour – 9482 9962. She aint pretty though 🙂

  142. Big Cock says:

    Don’t you just hate these fucking Asian brothels. 9 times out of 10 it cost more than a good full service brothel. The way they suck the money out of you is fucked. An extra 50 for nude then an extra 20 for blow job then another 50 for a fuck. Oh and please don’t put your fingers in.
    Punters think about it. Is it worth it.
    Plus they stink and the risk of getting TB is high

  143. Angelo says:

    I just moved to Hillsdale. I got really bad sore shoulder and back from the moving. I need a massage badly. Any recommendations?

  144. Pepe the frog says:

    Highly recommended Brianna from Kings court.

  145. Bond says:

    You all should read this from beginning to end. I promise you’ll be glad that u did, as there’s a lot of things to be learned from this from my experience as a 100% straight guy.

    I was working out earlier today at my gym. So I was at the locker room changing and I dropped my wallet and didn’t realize it and some new guy I’ve never seen before picked it up and gave it to me. I thanked him and we just had a small talk and he told me he’s new at the gym, and since my workout buddy was sick today, I asked him if he wanted to workout together, and so we did.

    In between our sets, we had small talks, and I asked him if he had a gf, and he told me he’s gay. I was like congrats bro… I’m so happy for you, cuz i didn’t know whatta say. I’d never guess he was gay since he acts, looks, dresses, walks, and talks like a masculine dude. He’s also tall, lean, muscular, 3% body fat, just very good looking physique and face. First, I’m a 100% straight guy, and I’ve had sex with at least 35 chicks so far. Even if you are straight, u sure as hell do know when a guy looks really good [but probably won’t admit it lol].

    I’ve always wanted to know why there are so many gay people in the world nowadays. Back then, it was rare to see a gay folks and now they are like everywhere! Growing up, I used to believe in many things that I later rejected (e.g., tooth fairy, santa claus, god, etc) so I wanted to know how gay sex felt like and why many people who never tried it think it’s a bad thing. I mean, life’s too short and there’s so many things to do in life to try out so I decided I was gonna try to hook up with a gay dude with me being str8. So after we finished working out, I asked him if he wanna come over and “hang out and have fun.” He agreed.

    Like I said, he was super hot, 11/10. But since I was straight, I didn’t feel the urge to bang him. So when he came over, I asked him I wanna experiment, and he gave me a blowj0b and it felt totally amazing, better than from all the chicks. It made sense to me, since he’s a dude and know the male anatomy well. I’d never thought I’d ever do this, but afterward I asked him if I can suck his ding dong to see why girls love the cawk so much, and it made so much sense to me once I tried it. To have something huge in your hand and to control someone’s feelings/emotions just by stroking or sucking it gives u an amazing feeling of power over someone. Simply put, it made me feel almighty and king-like without resorting to illegal drugs. Then, he asked me to bang him so I did and it felt very tight, and feel better than a chick’s vag for reasons I somehow can’t explain. Afterward, I asked him to enter me because I’ve always wanted to know how it feel to be a catcher for a change, after pitching all my life. And holy cow, the doctors were not joking around when they said the prostate gland is the male’s G-spot. I was totally in sexual Ecstasy! It turned me into a freak and a monster begging for him to go deeper and harder, and looking back, I laughed at how the human body work. It was simply the best sex of my life, without a doubt. My orgasm felt 100x better, no joke, I swear!

    Like I said, life’s short and after my experience, it opened my eyes and made me less judgmental and a lot less anti-gay. I realized that my bigotry was irrational after I decided to give it a try. Anyways, I wanted to tell u all my experience, and why I understand why there’s so many gay people nowadays. BTW, I’m 100% straight! Feel free to ask me anything!

  146. George says:

    Visited miranda a couple of weeks ago. Was a little hesitant when approaching the unit as its in an open unit block. Right near westfields. Im a bit shy.
    When entering was greeted by a mid aged asian lady, pretty and slim.
    Very partial to chinese ladys so sbe was a welcome sight. She escorted me into the room where we discussed prices. I opted for 60 min ($60). She also asked if there was anything else I required. Happy ending I asked? She responded ok $20 extra. Sounded like a deal so I happily accepted. Asked me to undress shelf left and came in one minute. She got started. She remains fully clothed.
    Towel massage first then oils me up. She is truly skilled In massage. Fantastic hands. Non hurried and relaxing to the point of falling asleep nearly. Got to the pointy end of things and she started rubbing her hands between my legs and stoking my balls. Trying to get me hard. No probs there. Asked me to roll over.
    There I am completely naked with a thumping boner that would sure look great in her mouth but shes not into that. Slop goes the oil on the cock and her hands follow. Very standard asian handjob with one hand rubbing and the other playing with my balls. Dont expect to last long as shes done this many times.
    Was a faily clinical hj but relieving none the less.
    I blew a fair mess all over her hands. She cleaned up snd continued to masssge the front side. Was very relaxing and un hurried.
    To sum up. Overall if you are looking for a great masssge with just a little extra. Its the place to go. For something more erotic. You are better off visiting the local brothels. Great msssage average hj.

  147. Slammin Salami says:

    A cheater goes unpunished, his team moves on to the next round, he tries to cover up the scandal, and people are being discouraged to talk about this scandal. This makes me not want to WANK anymore!

  148. jones564u says:

    Went to MH this morning .There was not a lot on offer so went with younger one lucy. Very nice lady but not much of a GFE Her lips don’t open when she kisses you & straight on with a dom for BJ and I had to rely on a hand job in the end. BUT I met Alexis as a receptionist and she is gorgeous I hope to see her one day. She asked me my choice and I said her But she said sorry not working to day. She kept coming back to my memory as some one I have seen some where else may be a R&T place but can not remember where. Has any one got any ideas?

  149. Retro punter says:

    If i had a time machine i would take you back to 2003 to a Mauritian chick i used to see at Impressions and Bliss on Crown. Think here name was Lara . Massive natural boobs, slightly chubby with a stunning face, she was part French also. A true superstar of the business. Miss her.

  150. Bobbigdick says:

    Does anyone know where I can find an exotic Mauritian (Mauritius) girl to have some good time ?

  151. Slammin Salami says:

    Thank you thank you thank you they put Angel/Nicole on nightshift !!!!!! Im in the area today and am hanging for a root LOL …. I also see that Ashley who left to go to defunked Gilf Paradise has retuned Id say Chrissy wont be far off asking for her job back at RCT either

  152. Slammin Salami says:

    I rang Cougars Of Sydney ( the old Gilf Paradise) well it hasn’t uped the ante its now Cowbells Of Sydney may as well go to Harris Pk its heaps cheaper if you like large Gilfs

  153. WartBoy (the original & the best) says:

    Just a reminder about those annoying warts, dont cut them off with scissors like i did they will bleed and spread like fire, use wartkill works great! and dont forget to shave the pubes off, you will find some big ones hiding under the bush! Cheers WB

  154. Blair says:

    Apparently my reviews have interested some readers. I am a Scot who spends only a few months in Oz each year. I have had more experience in Scotland. So I will review my best experience ever. This is not fiction, imagination or

  155. Bobby says:

    YEH
    JUST WHAT I THOUGHT “ADMIN” IS JUST ANOTHER POOFTER TROLL.

    THERE IS NO ONE MONITORING THIS SITE… IT’S FREE FOR ALL TO ALL THE IDIOTS, TROLLS, POOFTERS, WEIRDOS AROUND.

  156. Bronco says:

    Over 50% of all the posts are about ladyboys, warts & STDs. I wont be pisting anymore reviews as the threads for my regular joints have all been deleted eg Amanda Heavens, 269, Miss Heavens & now Cougar Town.
    Ciao

  157. Slammin Salami says:

    COUGARTOWN RIVERWOOD
    The tread for this brothel has disappeared obviously Nicole/Angel must have got the shits when punters let everyone know what a dud, nagging , harassing, risky old root she has deteriorated into..I reckon more punters avoid where she is working so they wont have to listen to her shit at the intro’s
    Maybe I am too hard but that’s my opinion only doesn’t mean Im right

  158. Bodyrubbbs says:

    Cronullamassage.net.au is pretty good with nice chicks n budget prices.

  159. Slammin Salami says:

    Man oh man I just took a good look at that Cougars of Sydney website if the WLs are as hot as the ones listed in the pics count me in for a visit asap Must be new management for sure

  160. SSTID_1970 says:

    Looks like Gentleman’s paradise artarmon is now called Cougars of Sydney according to an ad in today’s Sunday Telegraph.
    Phone number is 1300 268 427

  161. James lee says:

    Shop 313 bunnerong road Maroubra.
    8084 6610
    4:30 pm Friday 3 March 2017
    Read some reviews about this shop from this thread few days ago and I am very interested with the Friday vietmese girl Tina. It sounds like she is a very nice girl. So this afternoon i made a special trip to Maroubra and try to find out if she is the good one. I booked her for one hour through the shop number before I left work. I was wondering if it is a right decision to meet her when I pass the massage shop I normally visit. By the time I finished there I knew I made the right decision. She has beautiful long hair, wearing a black dress (I think her size is 8). I feel comfortable straight away when she greeted me with a friendly smile. She loves chatting with me definitely once I start the conversation. I can tell she is trying her best to make me feel special. She is very sexy and different. I feel so fresh during the one hour session especially after seeing my regular girl in another shop for a long time. It was definitely a good change. She is not greedy definitely.
    She does good masssge as well.
    Highly recommended this little vietmese girl

  162. Bobby says:

    enjoyed this lovely ladyboy last week http://australia.backpage.com.au/TranssexualEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?image=38713332&oid=10702950 Her well-shaped legs go on forever, her beautiful pecs punctuated by nipples that are eminently suckable, a luscious dick that is begging to be licked and sucked, with oh so tasty cum, a devilishly handsome face, a darling Aussie accent and much much more. she has an insatiable bottom who couldn’t get enough of my cock, but not before I rimmed her sweet hole, between the two rounded cheeks of her bubble butt. After I shot my load, I sucked her to climax and swallowed every last bit of her ladyboy juice. We showered then cuddled together and chatted as I kissed her all over her hot, hot body.

    I enjoyed myself so much, I saw her again two days later. I’m so glad she lives here, because I’m planning on seeing her as often as I can afford it.

  163. Hondo's viagra says:

    R.I.P gentleman’s paradise artarmon

  164. derek says:

    went to a place on sunday , it’s not listed on this site and is a genuine massage parlour. anyway, the mama-san greeted me and showed me in and said the young girl was busy and that she herself would massage me. ok. thought I, no problem. I had been there before so I knew the drill, no shower available so simply strip off and lie up on the table, now when I had arrived the mama-san was dressed quite conservatively i.e she was wearing pants, long pants in fact, but when she returned to the room the long pants were gone and she just had on the dress that came down to just above her knees so me being me I took this as a signal that touching was on the menu. I let her get into the massage a bit before I made my move and simply reached up and took two brief handfuls of her buttocks. I say brief because she pulled away with a nervous laugh and told me ‘ no-no you just enjoy massage’ she continued on for another 5 mins or so and then said ‘young girl is available now I send her in ok?’ naturally I said yes.
    mama-san playfully spanked me on the butt and told me ‘naught-boy’. who was I to argue?
    the young hottie came in and took over where mama-san left off. the massage was good and then the ‘extras’ were just what the doctor ordered. she got totally nude and let me touch her nearly all over, no pussy rub although breast sucking was allowed, anywhoo she made all the right moves and I achieved the desired result and then got a nice warm towel rub-down to finish with.
    $60 for the one hour massage and another $50 for her to get nude and give happy ending so all in all not bad value.
    mama-san again called me ‘naughty boy’ on my way out and smiled broadly with a ‘see you next time’ farewell.

  165. Slamin Salami says:

    I noticed that the roster a Gilf Paradise isn’t even posted on the site anymore What is the problem there they have the position the building must have cost a heap to reno…. Yet all they can attract to work there is the same old boilers I rang hopimg for some one hot slender and exciting to see but no luck ,,,, Ended up going MH and fucking the brains out of Charlize ( great service that woman BTW)…..Perhaps its the management at GP

  166. Bull Schitt says:

    saw my 1st ladyboy today! her cock was amazing – huge really! I was enthralled by it and practically devoured it! she returned the favour and her BJ skills were perfect. I’d already told her I was a bottom so she seamlessly went from sucking me to fucking me – safely of course, she started gently which is good cause her cock could have ripped me in two! She knew exactly what I wanted and knew when to move from the gentle ‘love making’ to the deep and passionate fucking. I blew the biggest load of my life

  167. Stillyoung says:

    Last Wednesday, I decided to go eastgardens Westfield and have lunch there. Get enough of the food around my office. And also I need a break. My boss just said something to me which made me a bit uncomfortable. I hope I can get out of it as quick as possible. On the way to eastgardens I noticed there is a new massage shop just next to the shell petrol station on the bunnerong road. But I am not sure if I can get a happy ending there. It looks a bit straight. After lunch I still have some time left before I go back to work. Or I really need something to cheer me up. So I decide to give that massage shop a try. I am so happy I made that decision as this visit made me totally forget what happened at work that morning. As i walked in, a beautiful familiar face turned out just in front me. She is the girl I met in a Japanese massage shop 6 month ago and then she left there for some reason. I was trying to find her for a long time with no luck. Actually I had given up as I think maybe she has gone back to Japan. To make me feel even better, she recognized me straight away and gave me a big hug and I can see she was so happy to see me again. I think I am still young not too old and also I am clean and dress nice. I am happy she likes me. It was a beautiful feeling to meet a beautiful old friend in a new place. She treated me exactly same as she did in the previous shop. I can just hear the noise from other room. I was wondering if she treat other guys same….. this time I gave her my number and ask her to update me if she wants to leave this shop again. She was wearing a red (or maybe pink) silk dress. Very sexy. I wish she can go out with me one day. I think I am not old still young. I won’t make her embarrassed in the restaurant. Anyway, i feel much relaxed on the way back to work. What my boss said is not a big deal for me anymore. But still a bit annoying.

  168. AARONNNNNNNNN says:

    Hi Guys…
    Sorry i know it is worng section to ask this questions…

    However, i really need to find where she is…

    Does anyone know where jessie has gone (She used to work at Victoria Screat Chatswood)

  169. Smartboys@@@@@ says:

    Hi guys.

    Where is Ashley from AM and MH?????
    She is tall, absolutely gorgeous and big tits.
    I am on mission to find her out.
    Please let us know where she is………..please.

  170. Legion says:

    Just an FYI out there. I just ordered an escort from this add
    http://sydney.backpage.com.au/FemaleEscorts/brand-new-21-y-o-new-to-industry-first-day/8137644
    Girl arrived wouldn’t do anything I had asked for and then proceeded to want to keep the money. Email at your own risk

  171. Sugarfoot says:

    Newbie. Was the BJ from Georgie (C/- Whiting St) covered or au naturel!

  172. Bull Schitt (the original) says:

    Keep checking the roster for GILFS Paradise. Basically the same 5 gilfs on every day. BOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

  173. salim says:

    hi guys I went to the place in Carlingford today and the girl charged me $90 for 45 minutes and she used this new toy on me has any one heard of it before , I swear it was the best suck I have ever had anyway make sure you insist she sterilise it before you use it ok

  174. Slammin Salami says:

    To Headsup the cryptic clue to is Who she worked with on the reception desk at AH ?

  175. smart boy!!!! says:

    HI everyone.

    I have gone through a lot of comments.
    I was wondering what is the location of 269???
    So many of you mentioned about 269.
    I am a big fan of AM and now MH.

    ALso i remember Ashley who worked at MH.
    She is blond, tall and great body with big tits.
    Does anyone know where she works now?

  176. Slammin Salami says:

    To Heads up Thanks NOW I remember who Holly is WOW !!!!!!!!

  177. rod slammer says:

    hi guys

    went to vip69 in city on tuesday for the first time. got the menu and decided on blowjob option for 30 mins $100 I think it was.
    Shown to my room that had a smell in it and waited 5 mins for girl to walk in. young asian girl named nina i think. She asked me to lie on table face down. the room was dark I asked her what her nationality was chinese , thai? she turned to me with a pissed off look on her face and said do i look chinese, i replyed its dark i cant see. Anyway she striped to her nana undies.
    Massage was soft and useless was going to say something but decided to shut my mouth and wait for what I really came for. No ball brushing no sensual touching whatsoever. After 15mins she tells me to roll over. I was still soft but she sat there and rubs my cock to get me hard, it gets semi hard and she puts rubber on. she proceeds to suck me and stroke me but was so mechanical and she was unhappy I wasnt into it at all. Every couple of minutes she stops to spit in sink. after 5 mins she asks if im going to cum. I ask if I can touch her she says no. after another 5 mins she tells me she cant suck for this long and mostguys cum after 5 mins. I said if she lets me touch her I will cume quicker I got no response. After 30mins is up she gets up and tells me to go even thou i dont finish. I told her she didnt give a fuck told me to go . Now ive been to a few places like this and have never been treated like this, im 40 and ok looking so thats not the problem most ladies smile and talk but this bitch had the worst attitude. was going to talk to management about it but they werent around so just left.

    never will I waste my money at this place again avoid . Rub and tug places are better value and the girls let you touch and play with them. Hell last place I went the girl licked my butthole.

    AVOID

  178. Cream pie says:

    Been looking for Skye ex-Amanda Heavens. Curious as to whether she is Angela Eve who advertises on Cracker ?

  179. Slammin Salami says:

    I took at look at the Gilf Paradise site to see if any new WLs NOTHING !!
    I also looked at their gallery LMAO at the photo of Eve she is sucking her gut in bigtime almost passing out it’s that noticeable..Chrissy not bad for a GILF

  180. Slammin Salami says:

    I have to admit if Virginia crossed over Id really love to hammer her She is hot ….I notice also a few new ones at MH they sound impressive in the description

  181. 52_year_old_Aussie says:

    185G Burwood Rd BURWOOD
    (Entrance from Livingstone St. Upstairs)
    8034 8870

    Strange place – I have been there twice.

    A few months ago I walked in and was greeted by a Chinese women in her 20’s. There were no other WL in to waiting area. Ushered into a room overlooking Burwood Rd. Reasonable sized room with very sturdy table and a good view out the window onto Burwood Rd. The strange thing was, was that there were parallel steel pipes bolted into the ceiling.

    Anyway $35 for 30 minutes and the lady left me to get undressed. It was well over 5 minutes before she returned. I offered her $30 to get her gear off, but she replied in really good english “I don’t do that”. She then motioned for me to get down on the table and I had 30 minutes of a great professional massage. No flirting or tickling. She knew how to massage.

    I asked her what the steel pipes on the ceiling were for. They were for her to hold onto if she walked on my back. As I walked out

    So no happy endings, but a great $35 massage.

    Went back a few days ago. Was greeted by another Chinese women (probably early 30’s) and shown straight into a different room. Boxes of tissues stacked in the corner. Again $35 for 30 minutes and again had to wait about 5 minutes or so before she came back. In broken english she said “I start massage. Then I get you girl.” She did a reasonable job for about 5 minutes, then diasppeared out the door. A few minutes later she reappeared with a towel that she put over me. Then a few more minutes massage and out the door again.

    Wait a few more minutes and in walked a young 20’s girl – she called herself Irene or something similar. I offered her $30 to get her gear off, but she wanted more. “$50 to take clothes off”. She was a “pretty little princess”, but she did give me a few squirts of hand sanitizer, which was a good start. So she said, it was only her second time at the shop, I don’t think she was very experienced as a WL – but give her another 6 months and she could be fine.

    The massage wasn’t too bad, but she wasn’t really into it. She was paranoid that people might look in through the very tiny rear window which only looked up to the sky. She was also paranoid that there were peep holes in the wall. Anyway, she showed me her tits and I got a happy ending, but that was about that.

    When finished the paper sheet on the bed was replaced – both times.

    Good be a good place if they had good management. I might give it another try in a few months.

  182. Fucking do something parlour page says:

    Question
    When was the last review that wasn’t an insult to a punter on this site.
    It would surprise me that it was the owner of the site.
    Who else could it be. He is probably every scumbag that insults on this site. eg bronson, roving zucchini, wartboy etc.
    My conclusion is if it is not him then why not ban the these cunts. They would be able to block them by there IP address.
    For me I’m sick of it and am about about to switch off this site

  183. Slammin Salami says:

    Average Joe why don’t you expand and explain WHY to all the fellow readers of this site your mind blowing reply of your opinion of me,

  184. Conan says:

    Dear wartboy
    You are a miserable son of a bitch
    I hope your mom has retired from hooking

  185. Steve says:

    Wartboy you are a miserable son of a bitch

  186. Slammin Salami says:

    Why do people spin such bs Charlize at Miss Heavens DOESNT GIVE BBBJ Yes she sucks a great cock ALWAYS WITH A CONDOM

  187. Mickey says:

    IMO Tessa & Layla are two hot fucks. They are at Cleg St. Both are slim & euros; german & italian. Tessa has bolt-ons while Layla has beautiful natural tits and are a good size. She has an awesome body for a MILF as does Tessa. Layla has a beautiful all -over tan. Both do BBBJ DATY 69 but no anal & FS is covered. Would rate both 9/10. Love to hear what other punters think

  188. O J says:

    Was at MH on Friday. Was very quiet when i arrived. As i walked in, a really old dude was walking out. Felt sorry for the bitch that had to suck his cock. TBH that will be me one day. Hahaha. Not my problem. Only a problem if i have no cash to buy. Was placed in a room & a procession of hoes introduced themselves.
    Abigail was very pleasant & attractive. Very nice & bubbly personality. A bit heavy but she is “uninhibited”. She does BBBJ. Hmmmm. Will see her soon. I reckon she’d be fucken good in the room. Love porking a big juicy ass. Aleesha – about 30, short but solid build. I definitely will see her soon. She was friendly. Does BBBJ. Jazz. She was wearing a see thru dress. Very nice. A bit heavy but i liked it. She is young (for MILF Heaven), attractive, pleasant personality, does BBBJ & is “uninhibited”. Will see her next time i rock up.
    Nadine came in. She is eurasian & has blue eyes. Something about her that makes you want to fuck her. I asked if she did natural french & anal. To both questions she said never. If she did BBBJ, i would’ve picked her but i did not. Ella told me she is a squirter, provides BBBJ & anal. Will put her on my bucket list. I was introduced to another 4/5. Anyway I ended up with Charlize. BBBJ DATY FS. Shit she is really tall & slim. Great personality. Great fuck too!

  189. Retro punter says:

    @ Cheyenne, yes thats correct. Channel from Surry Hills, but she would be in her late 50s at least. I’ve known her since the mid 90s when I was in my late 20’s and she was easily 10 years older than me. Still a very sexy woman regardless of her age.

  190. Barry T says:

    I wish admin would get serious in barring the these lonely insecure good for nothing SOB who constantly put shit on this site.
    It has got to the stage now that it is a useless site and they might as well shut it down. All that is achieving is people venting there crap on here. No body really cares as it is most probably the same dickhead posting the shit

  191. Cheyenne says:

    had a busy day yesterday, i had another encounter as well after popping the blue pill saw a short fat milf with big arse big tits, gave her daty and ringed her arsehole, she loved it, had bbbj as well as bbfs and a top massage to boot. but this morning my cock is burning and i have a sore throat wont share contact detail with grubs on here like to keep these finds to myself

  192. Slammin Salami says:

    I just took a look at Gilf Paradise roster Does it ever change ???? Look as if its going to be a trip to Clegg St Ive been wanting to try out Chloe she sounds very fuckable by her description I had Jagger last week 5 star fuck service there guys

  193. John Doe says:

    Thanks to the punter who broke the news about Sheridan. Saw her twice this week. She now calls herself Hannah. I’ve had two awesome sessions. I’m in lust. LOL

  194. O Schitt says:

    Saw Hannah yesterday. Wow her tits are HUGE. Glad i picked her. First time i’ve met her. She’s one hell of a woman. Had a great session. She told me she is rostered Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays

  195. TOBY says:

    Any body been to 276 Gladesville recently – is convenient for me.
    do you know what service available FS (BB) BJ (BB) DATY etc.
    any recommendation and names
    thanks

  196. Cheyenne says:

    Last week i was feeling really toey so organised a lesbian 3some at MILF Haven. LMAO. MILF Haven is in Cleg St. BTW plenty of parking. At Whiting St parking was an issue.
    Booked for an hour. Also paid an extra $100 to each MILF for anal. Ended up costing a small fortune. Got BBBJ, DATY, 69, BBFS & BB anal. The MILFs licked, fingered & fisted each other’s cunt. One even rimmed the other’s asshole & then mine.
    At one stage, one was tonguing my asshole while the was sucking my cock. It was an awesome session. Wont be doing again as it was way too expensive. Can get the same at 269 for $200/60 minutes

  197. Lotta Schitt says:

    Bull Schitt. You wrote the same crap yesterday using the “Wartboy” name. Loser

  198. Holden Fucking McNeill says:

    Does anyone remember a very busty and curvy blonde who worked at AH around 2012 -2013 whose name was Skye from memory and does anyone know her whereabouts these days ?

  199. Bwuce Leigh says:

    Went to an all asian brothel at Roseville tonight. It is on the highway. Never been there before but my mate Alex dragged me along. Just got back home. It was a great session. My root had a very nice tidy figure, beautiful C cup breasts, all real, slim young girl, pale skin, top little bouncy bubble butt, long straight black hair, no scars, little waist, nice hips. Tiny little shaved triangle of pubic hair, legs were slender. BBBJ straight up with ball tickle and ring play at same time, put me in heaven straight away. Fucking insane technique and keen as mustard to get you rock hard for her own enjoyment. After she had devoured me for ten minutes with skill and passion, she wanted sex and the rig feel was so good ,was a battle for me not to cum, and I had to pull out several times, as so close to losing the load not funny. After cowgirl, she wanted hard mish , then hard doggie. Fucking insane tension in that pussy and she was desperate to cum as many times as she could. believe me , not act . And she had been going all day like this ? just one of those natural pleasure machines you come across once a year or so, if you get around enough. Close to 25m in mark and I just had to give it to her so bad i let the load go after a few minutes of glorious doggy on the butt from heaven….. yep got anal at no extra cost. On top of that she was a great kisser too, all the way thru the session. 9.5/10 from me , must see again for an hour. No rimming from her is about the only fault I could see. Out of 30 mins actual sex time was 20mins plus oral at the start. Just an awesome little girl. Highly recommended fun bunny from heaven.

  200. Bronco says:

    Was feeling horny so i dropped into Clegg St. Met a bunch of all sorts in the lounge room. A lot of new talent. Some really nice chicks as well as the regular skanks who provide a filthy PSE experience. Picked an overweight GILF with BIG titties. About 55yo??? Hopeless guessing their ages. Well I had an awesome PSE session: DATY, BBBJ, rimmed my asshole, i rimmed her asshole, 69, BBFS & anal. BTW she has a huge clit, huge ass & huge tits. When tonguing her clit while fingering her pussy she squirted. A couple of times. It was fucken horny. She let me take pictures of her pussy & clit & i videoed my cock going in & out of her asshole. Just watched it. Had to have a wank. Pics of her pussy & clit made me horny.

  201. Amir says:

    Went to Clegg St. Picked Cleo. Middle Eastern beauty. Nice that she wanted daty straight up , and asked me in a cute soft voice, Would it be alright with you if I cum ? Eerrr, yes, i think would be okay. She assumes doggy position , i slide her panties down. Everything perfect, looks like total laser job, she watches in the mirror as I lick her. the squirming , wiggling from her increases, then roll her over and attack the clit at hi speed micro lick. Her hands go to my hair , dragging me to her best spot , and then the sounds start and the hips start gyrating like a Latina dancer …and off she goes. Then she THANKS me for doing it and allowing her to cum before we start sex. NOT really a problem for me. Told me she wanted doggy , but I said we have to leave til last or that booty would have me cumming 10 strokes in. So did mish as she threw her legs wide apart in the air , such a view and a demand , had to go for it deep. interesting the dom she used had that textured rough surface , said it was her favourite. OMG those things are built for girls who love extra stimulation, and feels good too.

  202. Donell Trumpe says:

    Visited 269 last week on TWO occasions. Both times with Lulu. Her service is PSE. BBBJ, BBFS, BB anal, ATM, CIA she loves rimming arseholes. Love sticking my dick in her arse then into her pussy then back into her arse. Only know of three others who do this

  203. Chicken Schitt says:

    For lovers of HUGE tits, Sheridan is back. Calls herself Hannah these days. She is rostered at .:. today. BOOYAH!!!!!
    Won’t mention where she is at because the dickhead running this forum removed two threads recently. That is your hint.

  204. Piddles says:

    I can’t believe that the thread for Forbidden City is gone. A crying shame. First 269 was removed. It was by far the best thread. That was followed by the removal of AH & then MH. Well, you’ve lost me. No more reviews from me

  205. The Big Lebowski says:

    Stifler. I’d be into that. LMAO

  206. Butt says:

    Has the thread for 6 Clegg St been removed? Seriously?

  207. Pharrell says:

    Went to GP. Was waitning in the Greeting Room. In walks this little Chubby Bunny, about 55-60 years old, nice eyes and a very nice smile, a short BBW with a big juicy ass and very BIG tits. says “Hi i am Penny you like me” , F–k yeah i think to myself , i says “yes i like you” . In the shower with her with a hard pecker, as soon as the soap was rinsed off she gets on her knees and starts bbbj-ing me, gosh i thought, i’m in heaven, after 5 mins we get out, dry off and then she pushed me onto the bed, lays next to me and then straight into DFKing me, what a kisser this GILF is, then she sits up, looks at then holds my boner and goes down, the first motion was nearly a deep throat and then a super nice up and down suck, my f–king … i haven’t had a blowy like that since i was in my early 20s. After maybe 5 mins i couldn’t take anymore otherwise i would have blown her cheeks out, lol, so i tell her to stop and its my turn for payback, she lays down and i get between her legs, which are very nice and i gaze upon a BEAUTIFUL pussy, fortunately she has a slick cunt so i went for it, man she tasted sooooo nice, went at it for maybe 10 mins, and let me tell you guys, she loves it, rocking her hips up and down and sometimes pushing hard onto my tongue.. Then bang, she came, said something inaudible and pushed herself away from my mouth. We fuck she says, puts the rubber on me and in i go in mish, man a tight puss, just the way us men like it hehe, gave her a good pounding and kabam, off she goes again, then i rolls her on top for cowgirl, what a magnificent ride she is, and watching her huge boobs jiggle was it for me and i emptied a sack full of goo and just as i finish shes off again and then collapses on me panting. Had trouble breathing as she is heavy. we laid in each others arms for a little while and i looked at the clock, damn an hour goes fast when your having a good time. She then says shower because time finish, i said no its not, she looks at me not understanding what i meant, i grabbed my wallet, pull out another 160, gave it to her and said, 1 more hour, she raps a towel around her and out she goes, im just laying there waiting thinking here we go, 5 mins will pass by shes back but no, couldn’t have been 60 secs and shes back in the room, throws the towel to the floor, jumps on the bed between my legs and down she goes on me again, I don’t know which BBBJ was the best, the 1 in the shower, the first on the bed, or that second time, after about 5 mins i says its time for a 69er, she spins around and im in awe that puss coming down on my face,,, yum yum yum yum yum yum, man i think im in love with her pussy, 5 min or so off 69ing then dommed up again, a few mins of mish then doggy,,, guys, if your a lover of big butts then this is the gilf to see, i lost a lot of protein after 2 or 3 min in doggy just watching her ass and lightly squeezing her cheeks. thank penny for an awesome time

  208. Lebo Cucumber says:

    Hey guys. Forbidden City has been removed. That’s bull shit

  209. Pinocchio says:

    I was at 269 last week after reading some of the reviews on the 269 thread & the MISC REVIEWS thread. I liked what the Italian Stallion did with Lulu & April together. BTW I

  210. Noe Schitt says:

    Notice that the thread for “Forbidden City” aka Miss Heavens hasbeen removed. WTF? All tbe best threads get removed e.g 269, Amanda Heavens, Miss Heavens & now Forbidden City. Great! Just farken great. Soon MISC REVIEWS will be removed.
    Went to Miss Heavens yesterday (ie Saturday) & saw Pip for the first time. I dont know why she cops so many negative comments. I think she’s a gem. As I started touching her soft body and beautiful HUGE breasts she stroked my rock hard cock. She started with a great BBBJ followed by DATY. Had an awesome 69. Fuck she knows how to suck a cock. Tongued her pussy. It was so wet. The love juices flowed into my mouth. Rimmed her cornhole. She moaned. Her juggs are beautiful. She’s overweight but she has a pretty face. We had sex in missionary position then doggy. A good session. Will definitely see her again.

  211. Will says:

    I know Pip & Nadine do anal. Do Emma & Kartier do anal?

  212. Slammin Salami says:

    Some seriously good talent at Miss Heavens today/tonight looks as if Ingrid is going to give Gilf Paradise a run for their money

  213. Sparky says:

    Is Penny at the new GP the same girl from AH a few years ago.

  214. Roving Cucumber says:

    Checked out website for GILF Paradise. States Penny is in her 50s. She is in her 60s. But doesnt matter. She’s excellent value. Her BBBJs are awesome. Hoghly recommended

  215. Horny Chinaman says:

    Today i saw Penny for the first time in ages. I love white womans with huge juggs! As soon as I started touching her beautiful HUGE breasts she giggled, I knew the gods were smiling upon me that day. She started with a great BBBJ & I followed with DATY. Had an awesome 69. Fuck she knows how to suck a cock. Tongued her pussy. It was so wet. The love juices flowed into my mouth. Rimmed her cornhole. She moaned. I think she liked my tongue being up her asshole. Then she rode me like a cowgirl, gently and varying the rhythm. This beautiful GILF loves to please a man, after 10 min of cowgirl, missionary and spooning, I had the best doggy experience ever, her ass was just perfectly rounded with just the right amount of “bounce” to them – then i was eager to talk with her- i still had time for a second go & I reached a really great climax. We lay there for a few minutes totally spent. The sweat was pouring off me. BTW I cant wait for winter
    Then the conversation began- the sex was awesome. Talking to her in the nude about tons of things was the best part. We talked about her beautiful juggs, about life and all sorts of things. BTW her juggs are beautiful. She’s the kind of GILF, I would love to meet in a cafe or and talk for hours and hours, maybe go to a bar later and have crazy sex and talk again for hours. , but with Penny the pleasure of having an great conversation was even better than the most amazing sexual experience i just had. I had appointment for 30 mins, but we could’ve talked for hours.
    She isn’t just a GILF with huge tits and pretty face, she is also a beautiful person with good sense of humor and good nature. A genuinely awesome woman.

  216. Slammin Salami says:

    I rang the Gentleman’s Paradise retirement village today 4 gilfs on So I asked who was on nightshift and the same grannies are working right through ( I wonder if they can stay awake ) Well its off to Miss Heavens or Riverwood for my punt tonight

  217. Ice Cream Man says:

    Just viewed the website for GILF Paradise. Notice a young lass named Penny is on today. Has G cups. Think it is the same Penny who used to work at Waterloo St in Surry Hills about 10 years ago. If so, she gives great haed & jer tits were firm!!!

  218. Slammin Salami says:

    Here it comes the recycle bin ….. the starting of the names at GP ( Gilf Paradise ) …. the first Anastasia and Chrissie would be the youngest

  219. John says:

    Just checked the website for gentleman’s paradise, whiting st artarmon. They havent even updated the roster. Obviously having TEETHING problems. Yes some of the GILFs couldn’t find their dentures! HAHAHAHAHA. Im

  220. Sylvester says:

    Went to 269 during the week & booked April & Lulu for an hour. Cost me $200. Have seen these two before in 3somes. Highly recommend if you like seeing sluts licking & tonguing each other

  221. Jackie Chan says:

    Went to Maggies on Saturday. Was introduced to a small number of mature womans. Picked the slimmest available. Was ushered into the room and had a shower. Just as i

  222. Bronson says:

    So what if I’m a cock sucker. It’s not my fault that I’m a faggott. I was born this way

  223. Slammin Salami says:

    The end result of Gentleman’s Paradise opening Monday will be this The same group of travelling WL’s who regular punters all know going to a new place They will rebadge themselves with new names but because US PUNTERS are curious buggers .plus the fact the new management think we are idiots we will want to check it out , we will be paying more to do them than we were at the other establishments ,,,,, My opinion only !!
    Yes I will probably go look too but if the facts I have raised are true Im leaving I refuse to be played the sucker punter…. Miss Heavens is just around the corner and RCT is in my area of work ,,,,, So just think before you hand over your hard earned cash

  224. Rocko says:

    Any massage shops in Sydney that have ladyboys?

  225. James Ellsworth says:

    Anyone been to Kings court of late and got any updates ?
    Would like to see Brianna if anyone has a review on her ?

  226. Fred says:

    Sexually transmitted diseases on the rise in Western Australia

    If it is happening in WA, it is also happening in Sydney – be warned and play it safe.

    http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-30/big-rise-in-stis-in-western-australia/8154350

    Sexually transmitted diseases on the rise in Western Australia
    By Garrett Mundy
    30/12/2016

    A surge in the number of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in Western Australia has health experts concerned, as they seek ways to reinforce the safe-sex message.

    More than 3,000 people were diagnosed with gonorrhoea between October 2015 and September 2016, up from 2,170 in the same period the year before.

    Cases have more than tripled in the past five years.

    And syphilis is also on the rise, with the number of cases rising from 139 to 308.

    Acting director for the Health Department’s Communicable Disease Directorate Dr Donna Mak said people were increasingly ignoring the safe-sex motto.

    “People are clearly having unsafe sex,” she said.

    “That’s men, women, and people of various sexual orientation.

    “What we would like them to do is think about having safe sex, and perhaps have safe sex.
    “But if they’re not able to do that, to make sure they go to their doctor or get tested.”

    Concerns for babies infected by mothers

    Dr Mak said the increase in gonorrhoea cases had been most dramatic in the Perth metropolitan area, among heterosexual people aged between 20 to 40.

    “That’s a particular concern to us, because with gonorrhoea it can be passed from a mother to a child through the process of childbirth,” she said.

    “So it’s really important that women who are pregnant or contemplating getting pregnant get themselves tested.”

    The rise in STIs has prompted the Department of Health to put together a new sexual health campaign, set to launch in the new year.

    Details are yet to be finalised, but the initiative is likely to feature commercial radio advertisements and a heavy reliance on social media.

    The department will also target overseas holidaymakers.

    Dr Mak said people tended to act differently on holidays than they would at home, increasing their likelihood of contracting an STI.

    “Make sure before you go on holidays, pack condoms with you,” she said.
    “Especially overseas where condoms are not always of good quality or reliable quality.

    “And if you have had any risky behaviours while you’re away on holidays, then when you come back home make sure you go and get tested and get treated.”

    Anyone worried about their sexual health can visit the department’s STI information site, couldihaveit.com.au, to learn more about symptoms, or assess their own risk level.

  227. Random says:

    Sad to hear George Michel passed away yesterday.
    His songs got me laid on more than a few occasions in my 20s.

    Last Christmas, Careless Whisper, Faith, Freedom, Don’t let the sun go down on me, Amazing, etc…

    Gone too soon at 53.
    Thanks for the memories/mamarries.

  228. HMFS says:

    Anyone keen on a straight MMF around the Sydney metro area? Preferably Caucasian & with decent package interested in splitting the cost?

  229. MAC says:

    West Ryde: New shop on Victoria Road.

    http://asianmassagesydney.com.au/west-ryde

    30 Minutes: $40
    45 Minutes: $50
    60 Minutes: $60
    90 Minutes: $100

    Anyone been there ? Interested to hear any reviews.

  230. Italian Stallion says:

    Went to 269 during the week & booked April & Lulu for an hour. Cost me $200. Have seen these two before in 3somes. Highly recommend if you like seeing sluts licking & tonguing each other

  231. Jackson says:

    Hi punters. Has anyone recently been to 130 Queen street St Marys? Any reviews please!

  232. Brandy Conneiseur says:

    Punters. Just noticed that the Amanda Heavens has been removed. Well that does it for me. No more posts from me. This forum has removed AH after removing 269. Best two threads are gone. And so am i. Have posted numerous & detailed reviews under different names (coz trolls hijacked my names). Have emailed Admin asking them to reactivate AH.

  233. 52_year_old_Aussie says:

    10 Station St Kogarah
    This place used to have a stream, but now it has gone.

    Parked the car near Kogarah Station to get the train to the city. Getting off the train at 8pm, I looked up and the open sign was still flashing. I decided to check out what their prices were and what the place felt like. This was only a scouting mission with no intention of a session.

    So in the open front door and up the stairs. Large common area and I was met by a lady in her 40’s. She gave he name as Sarah, short (even by Chinese standards) and a bit chubby, but nowhere near fat. Her English was fairly good.

    Anyway the place looked spacious, clean and no clutter. The girl’s own area as behind a curtain.

    The price list on the wall was $40 for 30 minutes and up from there. Sarah was also giving the hj hand motions and saying free. I hesitated and said that I only had $35 but she motioned me into the room saying “you can touch me”.

    So I undressed and when she came back her dress came off followed by her panties and bra. She had medium size tits which were a bit saggy, but with very large nipples. She was also shaved downstairs with the hint of a regrowth. She told me to lay on my back and went for the oil but I said no. She was straight into it, but I kept brushing her hand away while I worked on her, giving better than I got. It finished with a COB.

    All up about 10 minutes, but for $35 not a bad deal.

    This deal may only be a one off, but others may get lucky with the last session of they evening.

  234. MAC says:

    Meadowbank,: there’s two massage shops on Constitution Road.
    Lucky Baby Massage and CK King Massage.

    http://luckybabymassage.com.au
    http://ckkingmassage.com.au

    Has anyone been there ?
    Interested to here any reviews.

  235. bobbigdick says:

    anyone knows where I can find so beautiful mauritian or latina girl in Sydney ?

  236. 52_year_old_Aussie says:

    164a Stoney Creek Road Bexley

    They advertise in the local newspaper, so I decided to give them a try.

    Recent visit, up the stairs and into a big waiting area, not crowded like some places.

    Greeted by mama-san and taken to a room. Startedo to negotiate for half an hour with extras, then remembered that I didn’t have as much cash as I normally do (I had to fill up with petrol), so tried to exit, but mama-san wouldn’t have it. Asked me how much money I had and asked me to show her – only $40. She grabbed hold of it and said OK, then motioned for me to get undressed, which I did.

    I was half undressed when she came back in, picked up my clothes and carried them into another room – WTF? I followed and a minute or so later another lady came in. Helen, Chinese, 30’s and medium height. Straightaway she gets her gear off, good size tits, small nipples and trimmed downstairs.

    She starts the massage, going through the motions, light random hand rubbing. She doesn’t mind me rubbing her legs, arse and crutch. She asks me to roll over and I sit up. I turned over and sit Helen down on the table next to me. Whenever she went for my dick, I brushed her hand away and worked on her instead. This went on for a few minutes.

    Happy ending well done and Helen got dressed and carried on with the massage. Called time a few minutes early, well you couldn’t really blame her, it was after all only $40. It was a Saturday afternoon and they must have been desperate for work. I didn’t see or hear any other punters while I was there?

    I didn’t ask, but full service was probably.

  237. Fake advertising alert says:

    Alright punters wanting to alert you all as to an ad on Cracker which is blatant false advertising. Yesterday I responded to an ad titled ” happy time with Cora ” .
    The photos in the ad are of a slightly chubby but extremely busty young lady but without face pics who is Asian. Having made the booking i proceeded to the given address near Wynyard station and upon arrival a young slim but not very busty Asian girl answered the door. I asked her if she is Cora , to which she replied ” yes “. I then took out my mobile phone and showed her the cracker ad and pointed out that she is clearly not the girl in the advertisement. She gave an embarrassed giggle and her English language skills suddenly disappeared. I told her what she was doing is wrong and probably illegal and then I left her apartment. I have my suspicions that this kind of deception is probably widespread on the Internet , particularly with the Asian girls.
    Be warned.