MISC REVIEWS – SYDNEY

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  1. Plonk Artist says:

    As I was in the vicinity of Judy’s Hairdressing / SL Massage near Ermington today, I thought I’d give it a go. I remember some punter mentioned it a while back.Now, as my willy has been over done of late, my thought was someone would really need to be good to get me over the line today.
    So, I go upstairs – It’s an open plan hairdressing salon. There were quite a few chooks having their hair done. Was greeted and escorted to a private massage room, with a lockable door. Inside the room are 3 massage tables separated by curtains. Fortunately I was the only one there. The lady was Chinese in her 30’s. Really quite nice and attentive. BTW the linen looks very clean. So she starts the massage routine, I am naked under the towel. Eventually she slips the towel right off … but I get the impression she is uncertain as to what I want. The uncertainty was dispelled when I guided her hand to my arse crack, balls and cock. Then she gets me to turn around.
    What proceeds was about 25 minutes of very nice willy stroking, keeping pace with the Chinese opera she had playing in the background. She went fast and slow keeping up with the music. She put me past the line with a woosh of spunk as the opera finished. It was really lovely, sensual and she affectionately gave me big hugs. Only minimal touching allowed – which I respected. $60 for 60 min + $30 for he.
    On reflection the chooks are having their hair done, about a metre away, while I was having my pubic hairs ruffled hahahahahh.

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    • Steve says:

      Hey what’s the address to that place where you got a massage from? And what’s the shops number? 🙂

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      • Plonk Artist says:

        Turn into Victoria Rd, from Church St, Parramatta. Head towards Sydney… not far on the right you’ll see Aldi at an intersection. Directly opposite from there is a small shopping centre. You can’t miss it.

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  2. John says:

    Has anyone tried ebony from miss heaven? Want to know if she has real black f cup tits or not.

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    • Linford says:

      Never had her. Hoping she is like maseratixxx huge tits. Has anyone found SHERIDAN or Hannah. They are the biggest tits ive played with. Her tits should never leave the industry. Come back to work SHERIDAN

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      • Stifler says:

        No Sheridan updates sorry mate.
        Looking forward to that day though.
        For now you should check out an Indian BBW named Sheena who advertises on Cracker.

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    • Lebanese Cucumber says:

      I seen Ebony. She has huge tatas. Got me a great BBBJ & she rimmed my arsehole. She was nice to talk to. Had a nice time

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  3. Con Rod says:

    Pal. This is for you. LMAO
    link to sydney.cracker.com.au

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  4. Bobbigdick says:

    Any good brothel or escort near Plumpton or Rooty hill ?

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  5. Con Rod says:

    Found an ad on Cracker. No name but she is an independent who works at Hurlstone Park. She claims she is 42. Well her pix are awesome. Booked her for 30 minutes for $100. She does not look 42. Her body is beautiful. Big firm full tits. Beautiful arse. Well the session included DFK, BBBJ, 69 & rimming. Never had sex as i was enjoying the 69 so much that i blew in her mouth. Will see her again. Am in lust!!!! She, Selina (Concord), Sheena (Mascot) & H-E-L-E-N-A (Coogee & Cougar Town, Riverwood) are my favourites. Can find all four in Cracker. All four have beautiful bodies, provide BBBJ & FS. Have had anal with 2 of the above plus have had BBFS with 2 of them once i became a regular.

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    • justin emmanuel luya says:

      Hey guys,

      Who among you here knows if link to payinnight.com legit or not? Please help me. Badly need.

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    • Steve says:

      Hey con rod can you link me to the no name 42 year old girl you’re talking about? The one that you blew in her mouth from hurlstone park, thanks 🙂

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      • Steve says:

        Or atleast her number?

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        • Con Rod says:

          Steve, the ad never included her name & i never asked as i was too distracted. LMAO. This is her mobile number: 0405580986
          Write up a review. I just did a SEARCH in cracker for her but she didnt come up. However i found this ad which i will book later today:
          link to sydney.cracker.com.au
          AWESOME fotos

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        • Con Rod says:

          Steve, what sort of dumb arse question is that? Ring her up, make a booking, have a 69 & cum in her mouth. Fuckwit. I blew in her mouth! Fuck!! What more do you need to know. You saw her pix? Look at her beautiful arse. She has an awesome body.

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          • Steve says:

            You blew in her mouth ?? did u brush your teeth before hand. I hope you didn’t eat garlic prawns ?? Girls don’t like smelly breath.
            Also, a big also- no way do I want a girl u had a 69 with or blew in her mouth. germs, germs – urky you filthy bastard. You probably got every disease under the sun.
            Louis de fly .. straight from rubbish tip to you.

          • Steve says:

            Hey all… watch out !! Con Rod has blown a gasket or a piston ring.
            Con Rod is really a Con Man

      • Con Rod says:

        Steve, i came in her mouth. No she didnt swallow

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        • Stebe says:

          Oh, is cum in mouth a part of her service? 🙂

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          • Con Rod says:

            Steve, you are the who also posts under the name Pal. Admit it. You haven’t rung the number I gave you. If you want to know if CIM is part of her service, ring her and ask her.

      • Massage addict says:

        Who the hell cares about germs. Unless you’re talking about actual diseases, forget about harmless germs and get on with it mate!

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        • Steve says:

          SHIT !! where do you think diseases come from?. GERMS, BACTERIA. Back to primary school science buddy. Once she has something or you deposit something its all shared.
          Hey folks – I have an idea – Lets all have a disease sharing party – ALL WELCUM.

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  6. Ismail says:

    Last night I went for a visit at my local Asian brothell First girl in intro was XXX. No way, had a terrible time with her once. Next was YYYY. Saw her last week and said I wanted to see someone new. In came ZZZZ. New girl, first day she told me. Cute looking, so decided to give her a go. After shower she gave usual catbath, then ask if I wanted bj. Wanted me to pay her extra for bbbj, but told her I usually get it for free. She obliged. It was nice and slow. After a while asked for 69. She said no and wanted extra but again I said it is the norm for here. She said ok and turned around but said only on the outside. Started licking her and she started moaning and pushing her pussy onto my face. Got my tongue in nice & deep. Then pushed her legs back & rimmed her arsehole. Then stuck my tongue in. Well she got really turned on and begged me to fuck her. On with the dom, started on top for a while and then she started to thrust her pussy hard against me. Turned her over and entered her from behind. Came not long after. She jumped in the shower and then I did. Knew it wasn’t time and asked for a massage. I think she was hoping to finish early. Gave an okay massage till finish. Had another shower and left. Not sure if I would see her again. Good time but just didn’t connect

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    • Tall guy says:

      Is there really a point of a review done with X and Y?

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      • Ismail says:

        Tall Guy. There is because a number of threads were removed because some WLs objected to having reviews written about them. EG the thread for Cougar Town was removed because H..E..L..E..N..A objected. Some punters claimed she provided BBFS & anal. Big deal. Likewise MH (@Artarmon) was removed because Mona didnt like it be known she provided anal. She was at MH for about 2 months. Other threads that were removed included Amandas & 269.

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        • old wog says:

          these threads would never get deleted if the girls like h-e-l-e-n-a washed their arses after taking a dump / seeing a customer. we all have done doggy and been hit in the face by “that smell” then lost our fat never to get it back

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        • Free speech for parlour pages says:

          Kings court thread was removed also because the owner Big ( obese ) John had his feelings hurt

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        • Con Rod says:

          Well Old Wog, i had the displeasure of copping that “smell”. I think your comments about “H” are BS. I have seen H.E.L.E.N.A at least 50 times over the years & found her to always be clean & hygienic. BTW i always rimmed her. Always tasted & smelled great.

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    • Stiff says:

      You and old Wog are fucking quoits.
      You are just deliberately giving these ladies advertising.
      And what a couple of desperate morons you both are.
      Just what do you expect to smell from being near arses \?? Ever smelt your own arse.

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      • old wog says:

        my arse does not stink for the ladies because i wash it and i scrub it, wash wash wash that stinky arse

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        • Snail Trail says:

          Hahaha you don’t get the fat back after the stink hits your face.
          Maybe they do it deliberately so they get the dosh and no fucky fucky from you.
          Sounds like a brilliant strategy on their part.
          Maybe bring a peg next time. hahahah

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          • old wog says:

            yeah brilliant, if you dont want anymore customers. more likely a lack of basic hygiene on their part.

          • Snail Trail says:

            Ahhh now think this through. You don’t go for the arse doggy style first up do you ??
            Its a way of getting you out of the room quickly after the tool shrivels … never to become erect again … with her… at that moment.
            They couldn’t care about repeat business… there are plenty of dopey johns cued up waiting and ready to be taken for a ride with a smelly arse.
            It happened to me with a woman with very smelly arm pits. What a turn off.

    • Stiff says:

      Hey Ismail and Con Rod you have something in common. Desperate to eat shit.
      Listen… My girlfriend makes a lovely green shit pie. Freshly baked and comes with cunt sauce.
      Send address and I will have it delivered. Absolutely fresh and disease free… no kidding.

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  7. Pal says:

    Listen you goof /s. I have told you no apology .. no Pal or my cousin Churchy.
    Just get down on bended knees and grovel.
    Use my moniker as much as you like.
    I will not respond any more.
    Now nick off. OK ??

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    • I can do that. You’re only pack’in 2.3 inches to I can easily deep throat you.

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      • Sammo says:

        What do you want to be sucked off by a man Pal?

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        • Because he is a disease faggot spreading his depraved homo fantasies. It offends me to be posting in the same thread as him. It anyone deserves an apology it God and Pal should apologise to him for having come into existence as an abomination of nature.

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    • Albert Einstein says:

      The FOUR posts dated August 1 under the names of Pal, Horny Chinaman, Sammo & Der Reichsfuhrer have very similar writing style. All written by the SAME troll. Very very very sad.

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      • This place is juden frei so piss off

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        • Albert Einstein says:

          Fuck off racist bastard. Für ihre Informationen bin ich Lutherischen und Sie sind ein Rassist

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          • Has Enough says:

            Parlour Pages should be closed down !!
            The owner either spreads shit or he / she is unwilling / unable to control the content.
            It has become a dinosaur… completely irrelevant and what’s with the hittler crap.
            It just goes from one extreme to another.

          • Der FagFuhrer says:

            Ich bin ein geheimer homosexueller Bedarf Jungen Schwanz in meinem Arsch

    • Con Rod says:

      This one’s for you Pal. Hahahahaha. Everything you hate, she does.
      link to sydney.cracker.com.au

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  8. Horny Chinaman says:

    I called up and asked who was on, was told: “ask for Rebecca, belly good suck, no congdem”
    So when I show up, turns out Rebecca was the one who answered the phone. There was no mamasan.
    She tried to push me to a room but I said wait let me see who else is here.
    There was one other girl I didn’t ask her name, both were tall, about size 10-12. Rebecca has kinda saggy tits but large, the other girl had massive DDs.
    I smoked a cigarette with them in the lounge area behind the room divider and then took them both for an hour.
    We all showered together and the one chick was rubbing my brown eye while striking my cock as Rebecca washed my body.
    Soon as we get out I had them both suckin my cock and licking my balls BBBJ. The other girl put a Dom on me and I got on top, pumped her while Rebecca and I sucked her tits together. I took my dick out and told Rebecca to suck it, she ripped the Dom off and started sucking. I moved her head down and close to other girls pussy, she took my cock out her mouth and stuck it in other girl a few times befor licking the pussy juice off!! Other girl got on her knees and I face fucked her throat so hard and she took it like it was nothing, this chick was amazing!! Needless to say I came right down her throat and she swallowed my load with a smile, told me she wants “more of my juice”
    Still hard, Rebecca got on her back and pulled my cock into her pussy, no comdom. I fucked her for a while as she fingered the other girl and I sucked her tits. I came straight into her pussy(she was kind of loose).. I was pretty tired after this and I needed to lay down.. Had 10 mins left and the other chick said if I have enough cum left, she would pay me $10.. She sucked my cock for 8 mins and I pumped myself as hard as I could and finally came in her mouth again. She gave me the $10! Haha
    This was by far the best time I’ve ever had at this place. Been here few times before and after, but nothing compares to this time! Hoping to have something similar happen again!!

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    • Pal says:

      Another fake report. Sounds like another wet dream by XXXSmall = Der fagführer = Fred = Sammo = Luv Da Mens.

      So where is my apology?????

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    • James Ellsworth says:

      It would be helpful if you told us where this all took place ?

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    • Had Enough says:

      What sucked your cock for 8 minutes. Is that exactly 8 min .. not 7 min or 71/2 min… were you looking at your watch ?? or maybe you has a speck of shit in it.
      “dreamer notin but a dreamer”

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  9. Luv Da Womans says:

    Went to Cougar Town last Friday night. Shame about the location as it is in Riverwood. What a shitty part of town. There were about 7/8 womans on roster. Selected Stephanie. I like her. She is very attractive and has a nice personality and very big boobies. Her pix are on CT’s website. Upon arrival i was offered a drink. Asked for & received a coke. Was ushered into the room and had a shower. Just as i’d finished drying myself, Steph enters. When she undresses, I boned up immediately. Love her body. Milky white skin, very big luscious tits m, long shapely legs and a big meaty ass. I reckon she is in her mid 40s. Very very presentable. I went behind her. While kissing her neck & shoulders my hands were fondling her huge firm juggs. My rigid cock was poking her in her ass cheek. She gyrated her butt. Gosh she’s so sexy. Down to business. She gave me an awesome BBBJ so i returned the favour DATY. As usual my tongue gravitated towards her ass hole. She moaned in delight; her hips gyrating ever so slightly. Worked my tongue back to pussy & clit. More moaning followed by her first orgasm. The first of many. BTW she complimented my oral skills at session’s end. Moved back to the ass then back to pussy etc etc. Had sex first in missionary, then cowboy followed by doggy. Then into the ass. Paid extra for that. Worth it as her ass is nice & tight. Was so horny, only lasted about 5 minutes in her ass before blowing. All in all a great session, at least for me. For me it is GFE. Wonder what she is like for PSE. Anyway the session was great as usual. Highly recommended.

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    • Sammo says:

      Good stuff mate. With that parasite Pal and his clown friend Churchy gone its a great thread.

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      • Pal says:

        No…. I said I’m not going to be drawn in… get that in your head.
        Sammo=love da womans only one man / boy behind same monikers…. viz admin cock.

        Miss me \… sure you do !!
        Apology or no Pal.
        You can make up as many monikers and steal mine with your false reports.
        But suck it up until you say a contrite Soooooorry.

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        • Sammo says:

          LOL fuckwit claims he’ll not to be drawn in but then responds to post about himself.

          What a weak cunt.

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          • ? says:

            Gee Luv Da Womans, you only love yourself, you must have a small cock since the girls let you poke arse, you poke arse because you cant feel the sides in the pussy, suggest you get a boyfriend then you can just poke arse

        • Silence you subhuman faggot. The only apology you will get from me is a jackboot to the head. Admin needs to take out the trash.

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      • Churchy says:

        Sure Pal, we all miss you like a 9″ trannie cock in the ass. Actually that something you miss but not us coz we’re not a faggot like u.

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      • Pal says:

        OK everyone who wants their assholes cleaned by my tongue come over to toilets at Bondi beach as I will be holding a rimbang for anyone who turns up!!!!

        The fun starts at 8pm

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        • Look Pal, if you can’t control your faggot urges then it will be the final solution for you.

          I wouldn’t let your tongue clean my jackboot let alone my pristine aryan asshole. The only thing jewish filth like you understand is force.

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        • Fred says:

          Don’t bother – he won’t be there. He didn’t turn up to Erskinville a few days ago like he said he would.

          He is just all talk. He can talk the talk, but he can’t walk the walk.

          Let him keep living in his fantasy world.

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          • Sammo says:

            This Pal sounds like a right cunt. What kind of person writes about his gay fantasies on a hetro punting board and then asks everyone to apologise before he will come back and vomit out some more homo drivel? All he writes is shit anyway.

          • What were you expecting from this kind of subhuman vermin? His only utility would be to have lampshades made out of his skin.

    • BIG BAD MALIK says:

      Visited Miss Heavens this week after driving down to Sydney from Walcha. Am from the country. Personally hate Sydney. Traffic is maddening. Only saving grace is the vast range of brothels. None where I live. In the reception room, all the women introduced themselves. Nicole in a short tight dress with stilettos came in. I’ve seen a number of times before. As usual she grabbed my tackle, told me she loves me and wanted me to fuck her ass real hard. Got a woody. Pip came in flaunting the cleavage of her massive tits. She’s got a bit of a gut but think she is very pretty. Like the look of her body. All woman in my humble opinion. Sarah came next. She is quite tall. Good looking too. Asked if she did natural french, BBFS. & anal. Yes Yes & No. Was tempted to see her as I’d never met her before. Layla was next. Very nice. Best looker & best body so far. Also met Nadine. She came up to me & started to give me french kiss. Very soft, very gentle, very sensuous. My mongrel got harder. She rubbed her pussy against it. Was getting horny. Asked if she did BBBJ & BBFS. No to both. Well I wont pick a WL if she doesnt provide BBBJ. Otherwise thought Nadine was very sensual. There’s something about her that i found extremely attractive. Might pick her another time but only if I get BBBJ. Tessa came in & grabbed my raging wallaby. Nice hands. Met Vicky. Looks Filipino to me. Nice big rack. Asked if she did greek. Yes. Asked if she liked doing lesbian 3somes. Yes. BBBJ? Yes. BBFS? “You’ll have to find out for yourself”. Met quite a number of girls. Overwhelming. Couldnt remember some names. Must’ve met about 15. Quite confusing too as I didnt know which one to pick. Then in walks the one & only Candy with that hideous blonde wig. Looks ridiculous. She uttered her usual line ‘Candy darling, I do everything’ as she bends over, big tits nearly popping out of her dress, sticking out her big pharken ass with her finger pointing to her ass. That did it. Picked darling Candy. Have seen Candy numerous times over the years. Have had some great lesbian 3somes with her. Alice, Dena, Bridget, Nicole, Pip, Heidi, Sheridan, Ruby, Vivian, Georgia. Some really PSE encounters. Were a few others but have forgotten their names. Anyway couldnt afford a 3some this time so it was simply one on one. Asked her if i could watch her fuck her pussy & ass with her huge dildo. Pulled out King Dong from her handbag. She squirted when doing herself. Went right into the air. Awesome. Then she attacked my ass with the dildo while sucking my rock hard throbbing cock. Felt awesome. TBH I’m starting to like it. The BBBJ. Hahaha. LMAO. Suddenly i exploded my load in her mouth. Was holding her head firmly while ejaculating. It was a lot of cum. Had been eating lots of celery during the day. That’s what porno stars eat before doing a movie. Did DFK. Love it. Then we got into 69 position. I was on top. Worked my tongue from pussy to ass back to pussy then to ass …. so on & so on. Stuck my tongue deep into both holes. Then rolled her onto her back. Slipped 2 fingers into her pussy. Got the Gspot. Big time. She had one looooong orgasm. She’s a bit of a screamer as well as a squirter. Put some lube on my cock & inserted my finger up her ass spreading the excess lube. She’s got a big juicy ass. Also has a lot of excess pudding around the gut. LOL. Went straight for the brown hole. Have an average size cock (8 inches) but it’s quite thick. Love fucking her ass while Candy is on her back. Get a great view of her shaved cunt & seeing her big tits & pudgy gut wobbling as i pound her ass. Looks great watching my length go in & out of her shithole. Love seeing her wince when i first insert the beast into her ass. Turns me on. OK i’m a bit of a sick bastard. Always go slow then build up my stroke rate. After a few minutes i go really fast, hard & deep while i have half my fist in her pussy. She really goes off when rubbing her clit really quick & firmly when i’m in her corn hole. Orgasmic. Always ends up CIA. Then I pulled it out & she gave me BBBJ. Candy is great value. Always a filthy session. All PSE. Definitely not GFE. Love it. In case any one wants to know Candy brought me a drink and the whole shebang was bare back action. No dom for me. Too tight. Even the extra large size. LMAO

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  10. bobxxx says:

    bondi baths is great. I texted a number on the wall and got a reply from a lifeguard. I ate his ass in the private showers and sucked a warm salty load out of his nuts.

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  11. Pal says:

    Ok fellow cocklovers. Since nobody has provided their grindr contacts I will be sitting in the Colombian tonight on Oxford st waiting for you guys. I will be dressed in my best k-mart trackies and velcro-strap shoes and I am overweight, short with a receding hairline so should be easy to spot. We can go to the nearest sex shop where they have a cruising lounge. Will suck you till completion in one of the video booths.

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    • Pal says:

      Well my friend – I told you I will not be drawn into any discussion. Are you feeling lonely ?? of course you are.
      My requirements are an apology from you and your skitz name sakes.
      You can steal my moniker as much as you like.
      The real Pal & Churchy will not be back until my requirements are met.

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      • The only thing scum like you require is a brutal beating and a lungful of Zyklon B gas to make this world a better place.

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      • MODERATOR says:

        You want what, Pal? An apology? Hahahaha. Funniest thing I’ve heard all year!
        Pal FUCK OFF!!!!! You’re a disgusting piece of TRASH!

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        • Pal says:

          Ahhh well…. No apology – No Pal or Churchy (he has just about decided to go to Rome again). That is my minimum requirement. You know it’s the right thing to do.
          But, it needs to be real and heartfelt.. by all.

          Go ahead and use my moniker … everyone knows it’s fake… they all know my style.

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        • Pal says:

          No, no dirty stuff buster !!
          You’re starting to be a good boy

          Just a nice very sorry Pal for being a real meanie to you, we need you back.
          And then get the others to do the same

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          • Churchy says:

            What part of fuck off don’t you understand?

          • This Pal is like the eternal Jew. He never creates, always destroys. Just read what this forum was like before he made his appearance – it was great and it will return to greatness once Pal is gone. Brothers we must deal with him like our Aryan brothers dealt with the Jew many decades ago because this is the only way we can return this forum to purity before it became corrupted and diseased by his presence.

      • Wog Bog says:

        Cool, so you’ll never be back then?

        Works for us all

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      • Pal says:

        OK everyone. Am holding a blowbang at the erskinville oval on Wednesday.

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        • Fred says:

          Hi Pal,

          Erskinville Oval is a big place – when and what time?

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          • Pal says:

            Will be sitting on the left side of the stands at 7pm. Do you mind if I bring Churchy (one of my other personalities) along as well?

            Will suck you dry

      • Bankstown Pork Sword says:

        Pal = Der Reichsfuhrer = Churchy = XXXLarge = Wartboy = RZ = Cute Sausage = Ben = Fred = about another hundred names.
        Yes the best threads are gone. Loved reading about Dena, Bridgit, Sheridan, Candy, Pip & Nicole at Amanda Heavens plus Miss Heavens. The thread on Cougar Town was informative but the best thread was 269. Because of those threads my mates & I had awesome FFM (lesbian, anal, CIA, CIP, CIM, ATM etc) sessions at 269. We had a few FFMM sessions too. DP’ed a few of the hoes at 269, Amandas, CT & MH. And most of it was BB. Fucking incredible.

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  12. Abdul says:

    Was at MH & picked Ruby she is good looking sophisticated stylish lady. No kissing but the hungry animal style BBBJ more than made up for that. Love pussy play and came quite violently before we started sex. Into sex and she was going for it from the first stroke into her. Wonderful real reaction. One the lucky else that really loves her job. So whole session was pretty exciting for the both of us. Somehow I forgot to get her into cowgirl but we were both going for it so hard , all my plans went out the window. Mild but pretty good bod on her , and the walk sold me in the intro . Good vibe

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    • Arnold says:

      Went to MH last night. They had a big lineup – at least 12 MILFs of all shapes, colours, ages and sizes. One WL walked in and I instantly knew I’d pick her. She was tall, beautiful and looked very happy. She wore a tight fitting dress. Very curvy body.
      As we walked down the corridor i was eatching her big ass moving side to side, I thought to myself that i’d like to fuck that arse. Into the room and I jumped into the shower. She’s very talkative and natural in conversation although a bit awkward getting into the nitty gritty. I just think she wants to be led and perhaps at the very start I’m not the type to do that. She explained that she doesn’t do BB or anal but other than that, I could do whatever. So I started to kiss her neck and remove her bra, exposing her very big but lovely boobs. These are fucking big but still quite firm with nice pink nipples. After that, got into some DATY, she has the fully shaved cunt which tasted very nice. Got my tongue deep into her pussy. Initialy she was quite reserved but was now making light moans. She came a number of times. She has a beautiful pink cornhole. Got her onto all fours. Her arse was sticking in the air giving me a great view of her big butt cheeks & that beautiful arsehole. Pushing her butt cheeks apart with my hands, my tongue attacked her arsehole. Her moans were getting louder. Every time my tongue penetrated her arse (TIA) she moaned ever louder. She loved it. She wiggled her huge ass when i inserted a finger into her really tight arsehole. Then she reciprocated by giving me a BBBJ. Fuck she knows how to please a big fat prick. I was in heaven. I blew. CIM. I think she swallowed as she kept sucking my prick. It never went down. I was still rock hard. This woman is a real professional. Then into a 69. It amazes me how often she came. Finally got into sex & she livened up big time, loudly moaning and enjoying herself. I switched to her on top and that got me back under control. We did this for a while and she seemed to most enjoy when I was controlling the movement. Then finished up in doggie, that was just a tremendous sight as I blew into her pussy followed by heaps of DFK.

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      • Pal says:

        Mate, you should see my ass in trackies when I walk.

        Post your grindr id here and we’ll hook up

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        • MODERATOR says:

          Pal. Last week you declared you were leaving this site. You are fucking hopeless

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  13. Old Buzzard says:

    This week I popped into Miss Heaven which is located in Artarmon. I wanted to celebrate another fantastic series win by Queensland so I booked a threesome for one hour. Have seen both GILFs on a one-on-one basis frequently on previous occasions. Both provide a great service even though they are both “mature”. If you prefer your hoes to be young then you wouldnt pick these two as both saw their 50th birthdays quite a few moons ago. I was blown away by their performance. It was a full-on lesbian fest. They ate each other’s pussy & arse. One even fisted the other’s cunt while my cock was in her mouth. Did this infront of the huge mirror. A real turn-on. Well her body suddenly went tense & then she blew. She squirted for what seemed like ages but was most probably about 5 seconds. Her pee hit the mirror. Fucking unbelievable. Never seen that before. It was really horny to witness. They dildoed each other’s hole as well as my arsehole. I’m pretty sure they enjoyed pegging my arse more than i did. LOL. All three of us were DFKing, DATYing & BBBJing, 69ing each other and I ended up porking both pussies & cornholes without any rubbers. One rimmed my arsehole while
    the other sucked my prick. They swapped position. Fucking so erotic.
    It was expensive but it something i will definitely do again with these two as well as other combos.

    Reply
    • Pal says:

      Mate you can dildo my asshole anytime free of charge. Hot review but would have been better with some man on man action.

      Reply
      • Pal = HOMO

        Reply
        • Checking in again mein volk

          Sad to see the Riverwood and AH threads gone because that faggot magnet Pal couldn’t stop making up shit about the aryan hotties there. That Untermensch homo would be first to the gas chambers if I had my way for ruining a great site.

          Reply
      • Banging Bashir says:

        Yep, whatever you do when posting a review about about CT, dont mention the “H” word. Bloody hopeless. The best threads are all gone thanks to Pal (& all the other names he uses). Amandas, CT, MH & 269 were full of great reviews & intell

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  14. Pal says:

    Pal needs coooooooooock!!!!!!

    Reply
  15. Alex says:

    ok Divas
    New one found at Cheltenham in Sydney near Beecroft her name is Annie her phone number shows up as a number usually for her in Campsie big busty Asian girl ok in the body will do anything for a dollar in a private situation 62 Boronia street and her number is 0403895755 ring first and if you want special price from her tell her Alex sent you ( that is me) , you can park on the street or down the drive way , if her red rover is not out the front then drive on I think she finishes at 5pm

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  16. Pal says:

    To the moronic idiot that has obviously stolen my moniker.Yes, that’s “you” running this pathetic site that just about no-one takes seriously or reads. So, you create all the idiotic names to talk to yourself. Why don’t you sell out or better still – give it away-that’s all it’s worth – zilch !!
    I have told you that I will not get drawn into mindless discussion.
    I don’t even read any of the posts under my moniker so you are wasting your time !!
    As I said – go an occupy your time ejaculating (highly unlikely you are able) on old copies of Ribald while you keep stuffin’ your face eating tabouli and falafel – as you sit on your fat arse behind the computer screen.
    Oh and also – get someone that knows what they are doing, to get rid of your crappy virus infected site – obviously you have no idea how to do it !!

    Reply
    • Pal says:

      OK guys. Have taken my meds. Just ignore my other split personalities like Splinter Dick aka Boo Ya,Rhythm Twig, Paddles,Piddles, Leb Zuc, Slammin weiner, Wog Boy, XXXs, Miniature Manhood, Ben, Marcus karkus, Freddy boy, Fuckin Cheeto , Jaaamie.

      I am here only for the cock, the bigger the better the more the merrier so contact me here. Also could you give a indication of your size so I can loosen up my asshole the correctly sized cucumber before you fuck me.

      XXXO
      Pal (who loves the D)

      Reply
    • George says:

      Pal, you are contradicting yourself. “you will not get drawn into mindless discussion”. Well i have news for you. All your posts are mindless. You state “dont even read any of your own posts so you are wasting your time”. That means you are wasting your time writing them. Fucken moron. Take your homocentric garbage somewhere else

      Reply
      • Pal says:

        Hey mate all good as long as i can have some of your cock. I’m only packing 3″ so you will to top me.

        Do you have a grindr profile?

        Reply
      • Dobro Udro says:

        Georgy Porgy Puddin and Pie
        Why don’t you leave Pal alone… he has made his point clear.
        You are trying to goad him because you miss him. Maybe a contrite apalogie to him and his cousin would help.

        Reply
        • Pal says:

          What are you talking about there is only one Pal?

          Just trying to ween myself off these meds so bear with me. Dobro how big is your cock? I just need my asshole satiated.

          Reply
  17. Ron says:

    Been driving past this Thai shop at Dulwich Hill a few time and I stopped and went to the door to enquire about prices.
    Greeted by a young Thai girl about 27 yrs and there was an older Thai woman also about 40 yrs (who knows with these Asians). So oil massage $ 40/50/60 for min 30/45/60. So go for 45min. Room reasonably clean with walls not going to ceiling. Not much privacy. I was naked under the towel, but after a little body pressing the towel was whipped off and what proceeded was a rather quick massage with ball grazing and a good bum massage.. Asked to turn over, hj was negotiated at $30 or $60 for hj and nude.
    I went for the $60 (silly me). The knickers stayed on, only fried egg sized boobs and minimal touching allowed. The hj was rushed like she had an electric motor connected to her hand. When asked to slow down, she did for a couple of seconds… then went into overdrive. Needless to say I was finished off quickly.
    Nah… don’t like the place much… but for $70 (the cheapest option) maybe ok if you need to get the rocks off urgently.

    Reply
    • Pal says:

      Went cruising for some action on Friday night but because the twinks were out no one wanted to look at an ugly middle aged balding man with a paunch and velcro-strap shoes from the reject shop. I hit the Columbian and then Stonewall but still no action came my way. Felt really sad and thought I’d just go home and bust a nut to streaming shemale porn on pornhub when I spotted a drunk homeless guy stumbling down an ally. He was taking taking a piss and nearly passing out from whatever shit he was drinking so I got on my knees in front of him and and filled my mouth with his piss. He looked down and saw me and tried to zip up but I started to gobble down his cock. This guy hadn’t showered for weeks but his unwashed stale scent turned me own. He fell down and I pounced on his cock. I managed to roll back his foreskin and tongue his cockhead but the taste of his dickcheese made me gag then the guy punched me in the head and ran off.

      Reply
  18. JG says:

    ***ASIAN MASSAGE PLACES IN AUBURN***

    8/ 20 Northumberland Rd
    Auburn, New South Wales
    Located close to Moonlight Escorts, and opposite the day care centre (isn’t there a law against this?)

    166 Parramatta Rd, Auburn NSW 2144
    (02) 8033 7345
    Located 150m across the road from Auburn North Public School. SEXUAL services during school hours YOUUUU BEAUUTY!!!!

    Moonlight Escorts.
    Yada yada yada. BORING

    YA GE Massage
    1-5 Harrow Road, Auburn.
    Most definitely hiring illegal workers! Use that to your advantage when you’re haggling!
    Next to the Ambulance Station & Auburn Centre (the awesome residential building that is a major hazard)

    Masquerade Massage & Beauty Therapy
    21 Berry St, Granville NSW 2142
    Has anyone been here?

    Reply
    • RhythmStick says:

      Stray visit to Marlenes (26 Bourke St Alexandria) and offered to try the “new girl” . Was reluctant as she was so young and a little shy at the intro. Tall,19 yrs old, looked 18, Indian girl..medium tits,small nubile Ass,slender..but reserved,I would be her first customer(maybe ever I think). Decided to make it interesting by throwing Paula into the mix. Paula well known for her pneumatic body,large tits and well rounded firm ass and full on attitude .She sat on me pumping my cock into her large tits Nita just watching ,wondering where she would fit in.Anyways, Paula’s just perfect for doggy,she really knows how to curve her back,which she did,while Nita and I watched my cock slide back and forth over her ass for a few minutes. It’s about the 10 minute mark so Paula doms me up for after a brief blow job,during which she finger fucked my ass.So,it’s time. I disappear between her ass cheeks,Paula’s face turned to us as she as she demanded I fuck her deeper,while Nita clutched my balls while I held her tight little ass sucking her tit,nice.i give Paula more in side saddle placing Nita’s hand on Paula’s left tit ,she tongue fucks me as I slap into Paula’s ass cheeks. Ready to blow a huge load by now,its time for Nita to earn her keep. I put Nita straight into doggy (after a few minutes of being nicely sucked by this teenager),she,bent over,reaches for my cock(newly dommed by Paula in a flash)and I drive it it,smooth and really tight. Nita’s quite wet and I fuck her hard. Paula senses the end,puts her tit into my mouth,her left hand pumping my ass and cock into Nita,her her other hand squeezing her right tit and commanding me “..fuck her,fuck her! I pumped so much spunk into Nita it ran back down the Dom..Paula was impressed.. Nita had a fun time as I was careful to let her find her own way ..with some encouragement from Paula and I. Then we all had a good laugh thanks

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      • Pal says:

        Ahhhhahahahah … my goodness Splinter Dick aka Boo Ya,Rhythm Twig, Paddles,Piddles, Leb Zuc, Slammin weiner, Wog Boy, XXXs, Miniature Manhood, Ben, Marcus karkus, Freddy boy, Fuckin Cheeto , Jaaamie (puke puke) etc.
        What a keen imagination you have… Mr Fantasy Man.
        Obviously a fat pig behind a computer terminal, thumbing through old copies of semen stained Ribald. Then cut and paste. Go to sleep fantasy man.

        Reply
        • Fantasy Man says:

          Good riddance to RUBBISH!

          Reply
        • XXXLarge says:

          I have a confession. I am really Pal. All those elaborate stories were based on my latent homosexual fantasies. I am a closet faggot with a taste for wog and trannie cock. I am also mentally ill hence the posts here that I have written under different usernames. However I will not hurt you I just want your cock and if I cannot have that I will accept your dogs manhood in my loose asshole. I am reconciled to my true nature as a depraved faggot so if any of you wish to fuck NSA then contact me here.

          PS men only please

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          • . says:

            Whats the matter ?? are you bored without pal ??
            Suggestion: just add more semen stains to the already semen stained pages of ribald. serves you right for offending him and shooing him away.

            CAN YOU TELL THE IDIOT RUNNING THIS SITE TO GET RID OF THE VIRUSES !!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Pal says:

            Its true mate. There is no Churchy either. All those references to Rome were because I got assfucked by my local priest when I was 12. I didn’t cry I pushed back.

      • Pal says:

        OK I have something important for all of you dickhead arse licking BB fanatics.
        Churchy is back from Rome and has made me see the error of my ways.
        He said everyone is entitled to their preferences even though we may not agree.
        So, I have decided not to enter into any abusive discussions in the future.
        Hope you are all happy with my decision.
        Don’t try to draw into any discussions as I will not bite !!!!!!

        Reply
        • Churchy says:

          Hear ye hear ye. The pathetic troll who goes by a thousand names, yes your Pal (not mine) has changed his ways. Like politicians, Pal falsely promises a lot only to let us down. Sorry, Pal but i dont believe you have changed. You are just a useless f_cking c_nt. BOOYAH

          Reply
        • Dickhead Arse Licking BB Fanatic says:

          Just fuck off Pal. Fuck off moron!

          Reply
        • Bill Shorten says:

          Awesome. Pal is abdicating. One down, one to go. Malcolm Turnbull is next

          Reply
          • Churchy says:

            Careful Billy Boy and all you penile heads. If you gloat too much Pal will reclaim his throne (not the big white telephone to the sky). I convinced him to abdicate but with considerable resistance. Now lovelies just go back to the semen stained pages of Ribald and enjoy yourselves. Just leave me mate alone ok dears ??

        • KLP says:

          Well Churchy. You just admitted in your post dated 19 July, 6:35 AM that you are Pal. Leave you alone? We ‘ve all been praying in churches, mosques & temples for you to FUCK OFF. You are like a bad smell. You just hang about. It will be wonderful to post a detailed, juicy, graphic review which includes BBBJ, DATY, 69, DFK, DP, FFM, anal, FFMM, rimming etc without your hysterical, irrational, delusional, nonsensical, immature, aggressive & juvenile ranting. We all hope you dont cum back. You arent welcome. But you will cum back. Using a bunch of new names. You’ve “resigned” before but are back within a day or two. Tou cant help it. You have nothing else to do in your miserable existence. You are a weasel. A cyber bully. A coward. Jealous of other punters having a good time with the good time girls. You are a sad case. An aggressive nobody. I bet you couldnt fight your way out of a wet paper bag. KABOOM. KERCHINK

          Reply
          • Churchy says:

            Darling you are a nasty man / boy or poofter.I have a confession to make . I am Pals cousin. He listens to what I say. so be good ya’ haer !!
            ALSO THE PENIS HEAD THAT RUNS THIS SITE. DO YOU HAVE COMPUTER KNOWLEDGE ???
            IT SEEMS NOT.
            CLEAN UP YOUR ACT.
            YOU ARE PROPOGATING Rnd/Yah Love worm -ZEUS VIRUS.
            GET WITH IT MAN OR YOU WILL NOT HAVE ANYONE LOOKING OK ??

    • ! says:

      Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… only illegal if someone knows about it !!

      Reply
  19. Adamx says:

    Anyone tried 12 Scott Street Liverpool yet ? any reviews ?

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  20. Massive Mahood says:

    Saw Layla yesterday at Miss Heavens. Wow. What a session. For an older bird, she has a great body. Her boobs are beautiful. Pretty big, firm & nicely shaped. Received an awesome BBBJ, performed DATY then rimmed & tongued her arsehole. Blew in her mouth. No sex but didnt care. I came out smiling.

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  21. Wog Boy says:

    On thursday i booked April & Maria for one hour. Both asians, short, OK bodies, mid 30s. Paid $200. Great time. These two sluts were DFKing each other then me. They attacked each other’s pussy & arsehole with fingers, tongue & mouth. Videoed some of the action with my iPhone. BTW please dont ask me to share. Pay the money & make your own video. Both gave me BBBJ while also
    rimming my arsehole. Both penetrated my arsehole with their tongues then their fingers. Love it when a ho is BBBJing my prick while the other ho is attacking my arsehole. It’s fucking great. Well i porked April first in the cunt then onto her arse. Kept alternating between her pussy & arse while April was munching on Maria’s clit & cunt! Then swapped hoes. Did the same to Maria while April was munching on Maria. Them back to Maria’s holes before going back to April. Did this a few times before dumping a huge load of goo in April’s arse. Lucky April. LMAO. What a PSE session. BTW i was not offered a condom so the whole session was AU NATURAL. Fucking awesome. I just love these two sluts. Next time i will have a session with Lulu & April then another session with Lulu & Maria.

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    • Cetetera says:

      All BS!!! BTE Gonorrhea is now untreatable, can catch with oral sex too. You are a fucking moron.
      Good luck living with the big G. Fucking dirtbag. Cant believe you do bare back in SIX holes. Are you fucking stoopid?

      Reply
      • Wog Boy says:

        Yep. But i love the feeling of my cock being in a warm hole whether it is her mouth, cunt or arse. Hate condoms! Cant feel anything. Condoms are bull shit.

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    • Whimpy Burger says:

      Wog Boy (phew did you fart – it smells of garlic).
      It makes sense really… your tiny prick only occupies 1/2 of the condom

      Reply
      • Ashley says:

        Crikey wimpy burga, your style of writing is very similar to Cetetera who seems to post his comments under a lot of different names like Churchy, Pal, Cete & Fred just to mention a few

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        • Pal says:

          Hi you assorted poofters, rimmers, arse lickers and pussy munchers and assorted deadshits.
          It’s your good mate Pal making a come back. I don’t want you deadbeats to pine for too long so here I am swanning in. I might persuade my mate Churchy to fly back from Rome. Lets see.
          Oh and NO XXXS Micro Prick I don’t intend to come to your place to watch you wash your 1.5 ” prick in the bath. Non negotiable.So, piss off for now and let me gather my thoughts.

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          • Pal says:

            Wog Boy aka XXXS Prick… bullshit shit review.
            And how did someone smuggle a computer into Green Bay where you are now. I’m telling the FBI.
            So, you have plenty of gay crims to observe you washing your tiny tool.
            Oh BTW churchy is on a plane from Rome right now.

          • XXXLarge says:

            You’re full of shit faggot replying to yourself. Have emailed Admin to request you IP address because you’re too stupid to use a VPN. Faggot.

            Havn’t seen many of your fake reports on AUXX lately. Have the mods been deleting them?

    • Cheeze Burger says:

      Hey Wog Boy at which hoint did this happen? I’d love to do what you did. Your review has gotten me all revved up. TBH I’ve never even had a threesome.

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    • XXXLarge says:

      As the weather is getting a bit cold I decided to take Pal to a place called ‘Headquarters on Crown’ which is in Surry Hills. Basically its where dudes can get their nobs polished in return for a nominal entrance fee as well as other more extreme activities. We made our way to HQ on a Friday night. Luckily there was adequate parking. Pal was out of his element hailing from a shitty superb in the west but I told him everything would be all right (being a moron he believes anything). On the first floor there were several large african americans who were part of a visiting NFL team. I approached them and offered up Pal for a blowbang. Upon hearing this Pal tried to make a run for the door but one of black dudes caught him. We went up to the 1st floor dragging Pal with us with one of us wedging him since he refused to walk. The quickly got Pal on his knees and stood around him, undid their flies unleashing their huge 9″ nigga cocks. One of them grabbed Pal’s head and thrust his large cock into Pal’s unwilling mouth. After facefucking Pal for about a minute he spat in his face and passed Pal on to the next man who did commenced another facefucking. Again and again they did this extracting pleasure from his face. By now Pal had lost the energy to resist and just took every inch of these nigga cocks down his throat. After about five rounds the 6 niggas wanted to come so they all vigerously pumped Pal face with their him contorting in pleasure until the blew their black bull seamen down his throat bellowing as they climaxed and held his head down on their cocks with his lips to their balls. Various patron were standing around watching the spectacle filming it on the iphones. After they had blown in his mouth they left Pal on the floor (crying again). I told him atleast his asshole as intact this time and gave him a pineapple for his trouble.

      Anyway a couple of days afterwards Pal texted me and said he had caught Gonorrhea of the throat and couldn’t speak properly. I said that’s what you get for being a faggot who sucks nigga dick.

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      • Pal says:

        Yeh XXXS Micro Penis … fantasy man again. Look forget about getting me and Churchy to look at tiny dicky. PS get a microscope.

        As an aside can anyone tell me where Miss Muffet is: The one sitting on a tuffet eating her curds & whey ?? Would like to know. Thanks

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    • Bung Hole Buster says:

      As usual the troll who posts under scores of different names (Pal, Whimpy Burger, Cete, Fred, Churchy, Cetetera, XXXLarge, Mod, Admin, Moderator, Wartboy etc) wasted his & our time posting conversations between his numerous personas but he doesnt fool anyone but himself. This troll’s mental processes have been blurred by years of self abuse. One has to feel sorry for this pathetic excuse for a human being. His life must be so miserable. His only purpose in life is to mess up this Forum. His continual stories of catching warts or HIV or warts are all BS. He obviously is on some sort of guilt trip or he is suffering from religious mania. His preoccupation with ladyboys plus his exposes of his encounters with other men possibly hints at a promiscuous faggot who infected innocent faggots & he nows feels guilty. On behalf of all the other punters, I suggest you fuck yourself. You can do it, Troll Wimp

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  22. Cetetera says:

    Just left Miss Heavens. Went on my lunch break. While sitting on the crapper while doing me paper work, i checked out the roster at MH. A lot on new dames. Thought i’d go down on a reconnaisance mission. I did this for you BS artists out there. Quite a selection of BBWs were on hand. Apparently all new to
    MH. I picked Nicky. Has huge bazookas. Before any one asks, she is a BBW so she is luscious. Yep voluptuous. Big tits big ass big tummy. BOOYAH. Plenty of cushin for pushin. LMAO. I undressed & showered. She came in as i was towelling myself. I barred up when feasting my eyes on her fucking huge tits as she undressed. We started DFKing. She is a passionate kisser. Her wandered down to my prick. TBH it aint big, it aint thick but it sure does the job!!!! At least i dont BS like other punters. Ohhhh i have 9″ or it is so thick that they cant suck it etc etc. Yeah dream on wankers. She moved me to the bed where I
    was on the receiving end of a good sucking of my erect throbbing rock hard penis. Then we swapped position. I gently kissed sucked & licked her fucking tits. So huge. So soft. Hmmmm. Just cracked a mongrel. LOL. Then gave her tummy & thighs a cat bath. Then journeyed down to her bug luscious juicy cunt. My tongue & mouth gave her clit a massive workout. Inserted 2 fingers into her wet moisty. Fuck she was wet. Am pretty sure she orgasmed a few times. Then tongued her pussy & arse. She went berserk when my tongue alternated from her cunt to her cornhole & back cetetera cetetera – hahaha.
    Then got into 69. I made sure i was on top. She would have crushed me. BOOYAH. Her oral skills are fantastic. So good that I exploded my cum in her mouth. Then i DFKed her mouth. I was so turned on. She liked that. Boy what a session. What a woman. Yep she is all woman. A real woman. I’m in lust. WeIl you like huge tits & BBWs then Nicky is the go. BTW there were quite a few good lookers to whom i was introduced in the room. I will be adding them to my bucket list
    Regards
    CTE
    PS this is a REAL GENUINE NON-BS review so ya know it happened.
    BOOYAH

    Reply
    • Pal says:

      Gonorrhea is now untreatable, can catch with oral sex too. You are a fucking moron.

      Reply
      • Fred says:

        And people (man and women) with shaved or trimmed pubic hair are more likely to contract an STI due to micro cuts or nick in their skin.

        The positive side is that people with fully shaved pubic hair are less likely to have pubic lice.

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      • Pal says:

        good luck living with Gonorrhea for the rest of your life. BOOYEAH

        Reply
    • Cafeteria says:

      Good That’s what I like to hear, and absolutely make sure it is always bareback. Don’t forget to add some spice salt & pepper on the arse hole and pussy. Makes it taste like curry or gravy. Don’t worry about shit remnants. It’s good for you and tasty. Just get to a doctor weekly and be checked out. Any serious problems tell your brothers so we can avoid where you have been. Promise ??

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  23. 7 1/2 says:

    Was at Miss Heavens last & selected Paloma. In the room, we started with slow touching stroking kissing all over her body , and it was all going nicely , sensuous stuff. Moved into daty position , and no resistance , then the revs went up with her. By this stage I was thinking I could just stay here for whole session. Beautiful to see her enjoying it , and she asked me to squeeze her nipples as I wore my tongue to a frazzle. Am sure she had one definite orgasm, and was working up to another , but time was ticking away and I wanted some head and some of the little booty on my rod. BBBJ was beautiful, head twisting , ball tickle, looking up at me with the dolly eyes….Heaven ! On top for cowgirl ,going well, then she hunkers down close to my face , I grab her juicy luscious booty cheeks and jackhammered up into her at speed, and next thing I hear is little grunts and squeaks , and “Oh jeeezez lord god , I’m coming again….right …nooooow!” Man that clinched it for me, we clicked.

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    • Cetatera says:

      Wow good on 7 1/2. Is that centimetres. Micro prick, micro intelligence, micro morals… just keep up the bareback stuff, they sure lov ya… and your wallet. DATY, BBBJ
      Don’t worry about fatal diseases … you prob already have IT anyhow.
      Just go with a smile on your face Bro.Its worth it for all the rimming, sucking, licking, kissing.
      Hey folks, just another FAKE review. I betcha Paloma was not even there yesterday. BOOYAH

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      • cte says:

        Good boys… But I hope you did all the deeds bareback, just get stuck in full rim’ cim’daty, CIA … You know everything! But make sure its bareback, look the risk is worth departing underground with a smile on your faces ..right?

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        • 7 1/2 says:

          Sorry to disappoint you. I didnt rim her arse & the sex was covered.

          Reply
  24. Kevin Loooooonh Prong says:

    Read the positive reviews about Billy. Love small sheilas with big juggs so i visited 6 Cleg St Artarmen over the weekend to see what all the fuss was. Met her in intro room. She had a tiny body & huge tits. Think Vicky only trimmer, with bigger boobs & also older. I’ll try and not go over the top with how great my session with Billy was today but that will be hard. She is so hot , an absolute stunner for her age. IMO she awesome big breasts. Actualy her tits are huge. Was stroking my prick as she undressed in front of me as i lay on the bed. Loves to please and be pleased and genuinely enjoys being eaten out & rimmed. Had a fantastic session 69ing each other. Did a standing 69 in front of the member. Nice. Very nice.

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    • 9 1/2 cms says:

      Ya fuckin BS artist Kev. Ya never went. Another bare back warrior, eh? You dickheads make me sick. Think she loves ya do ya? What a stud! Ya pay money to sleep with a ho who has slept with thousands of blokes & ya think ya are special. Fucking pathetic. Ya are just another fuckin fool bragging about how good ya are. Just fucking hopeless. Ya a loser
      Churchy

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    • cte says:

      Wow good on Prooooog Bro… just keep up the bareback stuff, they sure lov ya… and your wallet.
      Don’t worry about fatal diseases … you prob already have IT anyhow.
      Just go with a smile on your face Bro.Its worth it for all the rimmin.

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      • Kevin Looong Prong says:

        Thanx for the support, CTE! Much appreciated.

        Reply
    • Pal says:

      Gonorrhea is now untreatable, can catch with oral sex too

      link to arstechnica.com

      Reply
    • 009 1/2 says:

      All you fucking morons out there will be chomping on the bit when i tells ya that the one & only H is on at CT today. You’ll be posting your bull shit reviews about DFK, DATY, BBBJ, rimming, 69 & whatever. Ya a bunch of studs. Y’all make me puke

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      • cetetera says:

        Wow all the keyboard stud masters will be posting their BS reviews today… just keep up the bareback stuff, they sure lov ya… and your wallet. Don’t worry about fatal diseases … you prob already have IT anyhow.
        Just go with a smile on your face Bro.Its worth it for all the rimmin.

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      • 006 1/2 says:

        I saw the enigmatic Miss H at Cougar Town today. Never met her before. All the posts about her appearance & oral skills are spot on. Had a great time. WOW!!!!

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        • Cetetera says:

          Oh what a man you are 006 1/2. Another fake review. Miss H wouldnt do DATY & BBBJ with a loser like you. Fucking loser
          Ya know i makes sense
          Churchy

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          • Happy Camper says:

            You know it makes sense to give it to the girls bareback boys…everything daty, cim, cia, 69… just do it. Even if she just did a turd… no worries… just flip her over add salt and pepper … yummy. do the same with the fanny boys…. yipee

    • 006.5 says:

      Hey what’s the matter ADMIN ????
      Don’t like the fake reviews.

      Well earn your keep and delete them before they go up.
      You know it’s the right thing to do.

      ORRRRR
      Don’t have any punter reviews any more.
      Any fool knows all these posts are fake. Just a bunch of frustrated game players… keyboard warriors

      They are all fake … probably put up by you…. mad fucker.

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      • Bill Shorten says:

        I dont think these reviews are fake.

        Reply
        • Malcum Twoballs says:

          For once we agree on something Bill. I second that! These reviews are ABSOLUTELY genuine

          Reply
      • ADMIN says:

        My team has investigated your claims & concluded that were posted by Vladimir Putin. This was confirmed by Hilary Clinton.

        Reply
        • Donell Trump says:

          Y’all it’s true. Vlad did it!

          Reply
        • Ba-Rack-O-Ba-Ma says:

          No way. It was Hilary Clinton’s Democratic Party. Ya know it makes sense

          Reply
    • teracete says:

      come on guys. How about it. Just get stuck in. Daty, cim, 69, cia, rimming look don’t worry. I like to hear you guys doing all this stuff to ladies.
      Please give me some dirty reports. Just love it. Find a good doctor first guys just to be on your side for meds if it is curable.
      Just do it all bareback . KPow

      Reply
  25. Big Fat Sausage says:

    This week I visited Miss Heaven, Artarmon. Treated meself to a 3some. Me birthday present to meself. After manager gave her recommendation, i booked for a hour. Well these too bitches put on a great show. They ate each other’s pussy & arse. They sucked me dick & stovepipe at the same time. They dildoed each other’s hole. One even fisted the other’s cunt. And she squirted for about 10 seconds. Recorded that with me smartphone. One time one ho sucked me dick while the other was pegging my arsehole. Then they swapped positions. The second really pounded me arse. Think it was payback for all the times I’ve smashed her arse in previous visits. BTW it was sore when i got home. Getting pegged? It hurts real good. LMAO.
    All three of us were DFKing, DATYing & BBBJing, 69ing each other before we got into fucking. Different positions, different combinations. Very very PSE. I ended up putting me dick in both pussies & arseholes. Yippee yippy eye hoe. All this was bare back. Well one ho was lying on her back, legs spread wide while being eaten out by the other hoe whose arsehole was being plundered by me dick. Videoed this as well. Finally blew in her arse. Even after depositting all me goo in her arse, I kept fucking her arse. Stayed hard. After a few minutes, i pulled it out and fucked her mouth. ATM. Did not blow a second time. Had a shower & still had a stiffy while drying myself. Both came over & started sucking me dick. Fuck me dead. What a great birthday present! Bit expensive but i do this every birthday. Well it was money well spent. Had meself a fucking great time. Not the best 3some I’ve had here but still pretty good. Best i had at MH was with Dena & Sheridan. Fuck me dead – both of those hoes had the biggest tits ever. Black & white. Dena was black & Sheridan was white. Miss both of them.

    Reply
    • 006 1/2 says:

      Great Mate.. just keep plugging away.I like you doing all that stuff
      Keep in touch and let us all know when you get a terminal disease.
      Have fun in the meantime.

      Reply
    • XXXLarge says:

      Another good session with Pal. Took him to the Lidcombe Oval for some dogging action. Caught the train this time because my honda civic is getting fixed. It was about 6pm we arrived and there wasn’t much action taking place. Good time to go because the plod are all at the local kebab shops getting dinner but Pal was gonna eat a different kind of kebab this evening. We skulked around behind the stands trying to look suspicious when our first assignation sidled up to us. I indicated that he should have his way with Pal who look dejected as usual. This was an obese hairy lebbo in a tracksuit. We walked over to somewhere with more privacy and I forced Pal onto his knees while the lebbo got out his enormous hair cock. This thing was pungent smelling like french cheese and I inwardly gagged as I grabbed Pal by his hair and smeared his face all over the head. Had to pinch his nostrils to force his mouth open and get Ahmed’s cock in there ball deep. Ahmed got a good rhythm going and there was saliva all down the front of Pal’s shirt. Pretty soon Ahmed was close to blowing and he emptied his ball’s down Pal’s throat. After Ahmed had recovered he asked in a thick accent if he could bring the rest of his ISIS brothers down to run a train on kaffir bitch so I said all good. He quickly texted some dudes and 5 minutes later a car pulled out with 5 other hairy fat lebs playing some wog music. Pal tried to run but I had a belt around his neck. He started crying again but I said it was too late to pull out. We all went under the stands, found a good spot and forced Pal on all fours. One lebbo pulled his pants down and without formality shoved his cock into Pal’s unlubed ass while another had is way with Pal’s face. The first blew quickly while there other took his place. We had to be quick before some innocent passerby came upon us. Pal struggled a bit so one of the tied his hands to a bar. The rest was a blur with hairy lebbo cock spit roasting Pal again and again. At the end Pal’s asshole with a mess of blood and lebbo come. The piece de resistance was when they all gathered in a semicircle and urinated over Pal’s face laughing. However an elderly man walking his doberman happened upon us and look on in amusement. Apparently he was an old queer who frequented this area in his youth. The doberman was driven mad by arousal at the smell of the Lebbos come and Pal open asshole so we let him mount Pal who was yelling at us to stop the dog from fucking him but we all just laughed. After about 5 minutes of frantic pumping the dog managed to come in Pal’s asshole and then it pissed all over Pal as well to mark it territory. The Lebbos and the old man fucked off and I gave Pal and pinapple for his troubles (less the train fare). There was a firehose so hosed Pal down while he lay crying in the corner. Good times.

      Reply
      • cte says:

        Great stuff buddy… keep giving it to him bareback , just promise to do it all bareback. Don’t worry about anything.

        Reply
      • cte says:

        Oh I forgot to say. Even if Pal is sick with something awful… still give it to him bareback.
        Even if you catch it at least you have the satisfaction to have given him a load. Great stuff.

        Reply
        • XXXLarge says:

          Most of his posts about barebacking WL’s at RCT/AH are just made up which is why he hasn’t got gold status at AUXX despite all his ‘reviews’

          Reply
      • Thick Sausage says:

        Cte = XXXLarge = cetetera = cute sausage = 006 1/2 = Pal = Wartboy = Churchy = Incredible. Great piece of fiction. U r OBSESSED by homosexual acts & ladyboys.

        Reply
        • XXXLarge says:

          But Pal and his alter egos love the cock – big hairy circumcised cock.

          Hopefully Miss H is monitoring this thread and if he slips again she can nail him on harassment charges so he gets all the lebbo cock he wants in Greenbay.

          Reply
  26. Arse Hole Buster says:

    Been going to MH a lot lately. Couple of weeks ago i saw some skinny old bird with fucking huge enhanced tits. Gave me a great BBBJ. I reciprocated with DATY. Ended up having a 69. Sex was covered. Ended up porking her in da arse! Her name was Billie. Hasnt been on roster since. A shame.
    Saw Nicole. The usual PSE scenario. BB all 3 holes. Then last week i saw Candy. BB in all 3 holes

    Reply
    • Budge says:

      Hey Buster where’s MH?

      Reply
      • Arse Hole Buster says:

        MH is Miss Heavens, 6 Cleg St Artarmon. They have a website. Have been a long time regular.

        Reply
    • Cetetera says:

      Fuck you must be Bertie… Mr Desperate fantasy man. And you brag at doing that to an old bird. Your taste is in your arse.
      Yeh Bertie who is obviously 85 years old.

      Reply
      • Amir says:

        Mr etc etc, i dont think Buster was bragging. His brief review was detailed & informative. Think you are rather unkind. I dont think you are a nice person.i also think you also posted the next comment using the name Incredible. Who cares if Buster is 85yo. Good luck to him. I hope i live so long.

        Reply
        • Cetetera says:

          Dear Mr Amir
          Mr Buster in a bullshit artist. None of the girls will do all the shit he has outlined. Believe it or not they have pride and no amount of money will entice them to do such horrible things. I am not being unkind – I just don’t like bull artists that pretend to impress the PP audience – of which there are not many.
          You, I think are Mr AH Buster. – the 80 yr old bullshitter.

          Reply
        • Jake da Snake says:

          Cetetera is delusional. These whores will do ANYTHING & EVERYTHING for MONEY. What a dumb fuck. It is obviously apparent that you havent been with a whore.

          Reply
          • cetetera says:

            Jake the peg more like up. You and your mate (you) are fucking mad.
            Topic closed . No further discussion from me you fucking ratbags (you can rant as much as you want.
            I have had the last say. hahahaah

      • Jake da Snake says:

        Cetetera, Churchy, Pal, Cute Sausage, Pete, Wartboy, RZ, Incredible, Alf, Xie Xie, Timothy, XXXLarge & all the other aliases you use. I reckon you are responsible for 75% of all the posts in this forum. You are very prolific. BTW you havent had the last say cause one of your split personalities will post a critique of some punter’s review.

        Reply
        • 006 1/2 says:

          Just incredible ! maybe you are paranoid.

          Reply
        • 006 1/2 says:

          Great Mate.. just keep plugging away.I like you doing all that stuff
          Keep in touch and let us all know when you get a terminal disease.
          Have fun in the meantime.

          Reply
    • Incredible says:

      Hey Everyone… Pay Attention
      Mr AH Buster can actually get a stiffy & ejaculate and likes to eat at 3 wells…. wow what a man.
      Superior specimen. Lets dance and celebrate at this wondrous being. What a man , Incredible.
      He can actually do everything. “Look up in the sky… why its “Superman”. Who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel with his bare dick and who disguised as Clarke Cunt, fights a never ending battle for turds, cunt juices and the fuckwit way !!
      Fuckwit !!

      Reply
    • Jacques says:

      Thanks asshole buster. I saw Billy today. You were right. Huge tits. Fuck! Good session & included anal. Great oral skills. Will see her again & again. Again, thanks

      Reply
    • Pal says:

      Gonorrhea is now UNTREATABLE fuckwits! can be spread by unprotected oral anal genital sex. lives in throat dick cunt bum. there is now NO CURE!

      link to cnbc.com

      link to fortune.com

      link to news.com.au

      Reply
    • 006 1/2 says:

      Great Mate.. just keep plugging away.I like you doing all that stuff
      Keep in touch and let us all know when you get a terminal disease.
      Have fun in the meantime.

      Reply
    • Pal says:

      did you all know that Gonorrhea is now untreatable? resistant to all antibiotics. can catch from bb oral sex too

      Reply
    • Gonorrhea is now untreatable says:
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  27. Bartie says:

    Noticed that H-E-L-E-N-A was rostered at RCT today. Booked for an hour. 12/10 session for me. Guys you have to meet her. She’s about 40, tall, good looking, trim firm body. DFK, DATY, BBBJ. Simply the best

    Reply
    • PETE says:

      RCT???

      Rockdale ?

      Riverwood ?

      Randwick ?

      Reply
      • . says:

        Riverpool

        Reply
      • Bartie says:

        Pete, RCT =
        RIVERWOOD COUGAR TOWN. It is on Belmore Rd Riverwood opposite the Pizza Hut. It is called Cougar Town. They have a website. It’s good value if you prefer your women in the 40 to 60 age group

        Reply
    • Cetetera says:

      Bertie
      How on earth can you get worked up with a woman that has possibly serviced thousands of dirty men before you. I say filthy because they are guys that have just had a shit before leaving work and going to the parlour. Without having a shower. One of these women has said that the smell turns her stomach. She might be talking about you Bertie.
      Do you think her mind is on you ?? Silly man

      Reply
      • Pal says:

        and no her arse doesnt stink, it was just a joke

        Reply
      • Bartie says:

        Cetetera. Who gives a shit! Tell someone really truly does care

        Reply
        • Alf says:

          Bertie You do obviously … you replied all hurt sooky.
          And you get worked up at a place that the WL’s are 60+ ??
          Fucking hell you must be 80 or desperate.
          Save your money n give yourself a handie Mr Desperate

          Reply
      • Jake da Snake says:

        What? You mean dat dis whores dont tink of me? What? They dont lova me? Fuck! I’m a shattered man. Hahahahahahahahaha

        Reply
    • Jacques says:

      Thanks asshole buster. I saw Billy today. You were right. Huge tits. Fuck! Good session & included anal. Great oral skills. Will see her again & again. Again, thanks

      Reply
      • Cute Sausage says:

        Bullshit Jacques. All BS. Whores dont do anal in brothels. No way. All crap crap crap

        Reply
    • 006 1/2 says:

      Good Bertie
      Great Mate.. just keep plugging away.I like you doing all that stuff
      Keep in touch and let us all know when you get a terminal disease.
      Have fun in the meantime.

      Reply
  28. Xuan says:

    Anyone been to “Asians at smithfield” ?
    Any reviews or recommendations would be appreciated.

    Reply
    • Ceterera says:

      No….. Asians at Smithfield are only Italians
      You go and tell us !

      Reply
      • Xuan says:

        Looking at their website doesn’t seem like they’re Italians. I think they’re all Asian chicks. They claim to have 10+ ladies everyday which makes it a difficult choice for newbies.

        Reply
        • Xie Xie says:

          No China ! no Asians there – only Greeks and Italians and Slavs.
          Go to China for Chinese chicks.
          No Chinese WL’s in Australia…. absolutely none.
          Save your money newbie. Xie Xie

          Reply
  29. Timothy says:

    I met 3 UTS college kids from Grindr today. I sucked them all in the Westfield parking lot in the back of my Toyota Pathfinder. An Asian kid was the last, and the prettiest. As I sucked him, I fingered his arse. I bent over an he deposited his load up my hole. Afterwards I texted a fuckbuddy who lived locally to tell him I had a hot Asian uni student’s load in my arse. He was there in about 5 minutes flat to eat it out.

    Reply
    • Churchy says:

      Timothy & XXXVery Small… both paedophiles and poofters & kidnappers
      Will report your movements to F Hill.

      Just watch out faggots.

      Reply
      • XXXLarge says:

        Where’s Pal gone? It’s unusually quite with him and his alter-egos not polluting this thread. Hopefully he’s caught a dose barebacking asian trannies.

        Reply
        • Pal says:

          What do you want XXXMicro Prick. You up at 12.03am pulling yourself off while watching porno sites ?.
          Yeh, just what I thought. Mind your moaning because you might wake up the missus in the other room.
          Why the friendliness anyhow. If you think Churchy and I are coming to your place again to watch you in the bath washing you 1.5″ prick… well think again.
          And I feel slighted. I want an apology from you and everyone that has hurled abuse at me. Especially that fuckin’ Cheeto from working class W’Gong and that Jamie (puke puke).
          If I don’t get apologies very soon… then I’m off… the end of Parlour Pages without my presence.

          Reply
          • XXXLarge says:

            Good to see you are still around because my dick won’t clean itself.

            We all thought you were ‘assisting police with their inquires’ after a certain Miss H complained about your defamatory utterances. From personal experience she is a wonderful person and nothing would cause me greater joy than to have you stripped naked, oiled up and thrown into ISIS wing of Greenbay prison.

        • Pal says:

          Never mind me… be worried – be very worried especially anyone mentioning ISIS – you mad Arab.
          They’re coming to take u away hah ha.

          Reply
          • Pal says:

            OK Here it is… As no-one has bothered to apologise for all the insults..
            I’m off… fuck youse all.
            Hope PP collapses under the weight of my departure.

          • XXXLarge says:

            Cool. Eat a dick faggot. Hope you die a slow painful death.

        • 006 1/2 says:

          Great Mate.. just keep plugging away.I like you doing all that stuff
          Keep in touch and let us all know when you get a terminal disease.
          Have fun in the meantime.

          Reply
    • 006 1/2 says:

      Great Mate (Tiny Tim).. just keep plugging away.
      I like you doing all that stuff
      Keep in touch and let us all know when you get a terminal disease.
      Have fun in the meantime.

      Reply
  30. LISTEN HERE says:

    ATTENTION EVERYONE:
    IF YOU RESENT AND ARE ANNOYED BY HAVING SOME TROLLS HERE ON PARLOUR PAGES…. NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY.. THERE IS A WAY.
    JUST DON’T INVITE THEM TO COMMUNICATE… SIMPLES (MEAR CATS)
    I’M TALKING ABOUT
    PAL, COCKINARSES, CHURCHY, NOT HAPPY JAN, BOBBY, CUTE SAUSAGE, ETC

    Reply
    • XXXLarge says:

      As promised I called up this TS with an 8″ because I wanted to see how far Pal would go to satiate his lust for barebacking milfs he can’t afford on his newstart allowance.

      link to sydney.cracker.com.au

      As you can see s/he has both girth and length. I picked up Pal in my trusty Honda civic and we both went to Parramatta. I could tell Pal was scared but told him it was only going to be for 30minutes ( a lie) and that it wouldn’t hurt (a even bigger lie). Got buzzed up to Sonja apartment which was quite nicely decorated. I wanted Sonja to dominate Pal so got him on his knees immediately so he couldn’t back out. Sonja was already hard and the look of fear on Pal’s face when he saw this 8″ monster was a turn on. Sonja took the initiate and grabbed Pal’s head and impaled her cock on it to the hilt. I could see Pal was trying to get away so I stood behind him and started shoving his head back and forth on this massive cock. If you have ever seen those Max Hardcore movies where the chick actually vomits up while deepthroating on max it was like that. Sonja had laid down a towel so was fully prepared. She facefucked Pal for about 15 minutes then she turned around and spread her cheeks. Pal looked at me and mouthed ‘no’ but I grabbed his head and smeared his face all over her asshole. He tried to pull back and I had to slap him hard to ensure compliance. He stuck out his tongue as ordered and started rimming Sonja who was digging this. After 10 minutes of rimming action Pal’s face looked devastated but the best was yet to come. Sonja ripped off the button’s of Pal’s k-mart shirt and I took his pant’s off. I used the belt to secure his arms and bent him over. Fuck the lube I though I was to see some pain so Sonja went in dry. Pal let out this cry of pain and I had to hold him down while Sonja got deep. It was hard going but his sphincter relaxed enough for Sonja to really get balls deep. I could see the look and pain and humiliation on Pal’s face as the monster cock sawed through him without mercy ball deep into his asshole without lube. After 15 minutes Sonja got a great rhythm going and started going really hard. I could tell she was nearly going to come (bareback) into Pal’s ass so as she climaxed I hit Pal several times at the back of his head to make his sphincter contract and enhance Sonja’s pleasure. I yelled HIV positive at Pal and he tried to get away from Sonja’s cock ejaculating into his ass but we held him down. Sonja withdrew and softened. I had ordered her to drink a litre of canned asparagus juice so I dragged Pal into the shower and she pissed on his face with it smelling really bad. I left Pal to clean himself up and chatted with Sonja for a bit. Pal crawled out and lay on the floor trying to dress himself. I walked over and gave him his 50 bucks and then lit up my chohiba cigar with a hundred just to see the look on his face and it even more devastated than after being fucked, creampied and pissed on. Fucking gold. Money well spent.

      Reply
      • Alf says:

        Good try XXXMicro prick.
        A tall tale to try and get over the embarrasement of all the pictures myself and Churchy have photographing you in the bath washing you micro 1.5″ little dickie in the bath.
        You bragged to us you were so well hung… just remember Churchy was photographing you secretly through the bathroom window.
        You should have heard the fits of laughter all the girls we know when they saw this puny little thing. Shit, its the size of a farleys rusk.
        Even a cocker spaniel has a bigger one.
        Hey don’t worry, pop it in the microwave when you get hungry,,,, add tomato sauce and pepper to taste.

        Reply
        • Alf says:

          Oi What are you doing stealing my moniker Pal… Piss off you and the other idiot

          Reply
        • XXXLarge says:

          Hi Pal,

          Has the bleeding stopped yet?

          Kind Regards
          XXXLarge

          PS don’t forget we have a faggot dogging session next week and I’ve got some M2MMMMMMMMMMM action lined up. Soon you’ll have enough $$ to afford a 30 minute session with H at Riverwood.

          Reply
      • Timothy says:

        Hot story Mr Large.Next time it would be great to film it. I’d really enjoy seeing Pal’s arse stretch out.

        Reply
        • XXXLarge says:

          Already have. Gonna make this faggot a star.

          Reply
  31. Timothy says:

    I had a fantastic encounter down at Erskineville oval today. I met a lawyer on his lunch break. I took him in the disabled toilets and bent home over. I spread his fleshy ass cheeks and played with his arse hole until I couldn’t take it any more. I spat on his hole, and drove my cock deep into his tight, wet man cunt. I offered to pull out but he said he wanted my load. I emptied my balls in his arse.

    Reply
    • Cockroach says:

      Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooter

      You need Kamal to deal with you.
      Intra arse injection of Madras Curry.

      Reply
  32. Punter333 says:

    Anyone tried this place in Seven Hills?

    link to sydney.cracker.com.au

    Reply
  33. Cockinarses says:

    Ahhhh excuse me Mr / Mrs ADMIN Xie Xie
    WTF (why the fuck) do you have posts that date back 5 – 7 years.
    Dim Wit Chinaman. They are irrelevant

    Get with it lazy and start scrubbing

    Reply
    • Alfred Big Cock says:

      To CockinArse. I like reading the old posts. If you dont like the way this forum is run then FUCK OFF

      Reply
      • Cute Sausage says:

        No No NO
        remember when Pal and I came to your house and watches you wash your 1 1/2″ prick in the bath ??
        Well all the women I showed the photos to died laughing.
        Now just be a good boy and admit it by your new moniker Alfred Small Dick ok ?

        Reply
        • Churchy says:

          Wow Cute Sausage you are so mature. COOOOEEEEE

          Reply
        • Listen here says:

          Wake up to yourself Cute Sauage. You are a TROLL

          Reply
    • Jamal says:

      You a racist, cockarse

      Reply
      • Cockinarses says:

        Jamal
        Excuse me ?? Chinaman = Italiano = Pommy = Kiwi = Slavic = Aussie = Yank = Nick off
        Political correctness on Parlour Pages … fuck !

        Reply
        • Jamal says:

          You a racist, a fukkin racist, cockarse. You a cokkroach

          Reply
          • Cockroach says:

            Now listen here Kamal . just go away and go to your singing lessons hehe or a big bowl of Madras Curry… guaranteed to give you a ring of fire the following day. OR Cockonfire.
            I’m no racist I even like black people like you.
            PS learn to spell… it’s cockroach !!
            Hey that’s a good moniler … thanks

  34. Not Happy Jan says:

    For the last 18 months almost every time I have a massage I end up with red spots on my legs and butt up to a week later.They take ages to go.
    Because I have massage about twice a week… can’t pin it on anyone.
    I’m thinking most of these shops are filthy and don’t change sheets after each customer.
    Any ideas fellas ?? Don’t really want to go cold turkey and stop for lengthy periods… unless really necessary.

    Reply
    • Alfred Big Cock says:

      Gee Not Happy Jan, i suggest you desist from frequenting these establishments and start going to church. You know it makes sense. LMAO

      Reply
      • Not Happy Jan says:

        Alfred Micro Penis
        Go fuck yourself…. hope you get warts all over you

        You can’t even apply tomato sauce to you miniature cocktail Frankfurter..All these old bags are laughing at your puny prick.
        Even chinamen have a bigger one ahhahahahah

        Reply
    • Not Happy "The Legend" Jan says:

      For the past few weeks i’ve been belting myself stoopid while reading the exciting & graphic posts submitted by various legends out there like Slamming Salami etc. I gets so sexcited reading about licking out moist pussies & pulsating arseholes! KERCHINK!!! Have been belting so much that i have calluses on both hands & my little weiner (all 3 inches!) is red raw. One of these days I’m going to go to a brothel & fuck a sheila up the Khyber Pass. BOOYAH. Then i will be a SEX legend instead of a TROLL. KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW

      Reply
      • Cute Sausage says:

        Don’t forget to look at the palm of left hand and water the hair that is growing there and put Vaseline on the calluses of the right hand heheeh

        Reply
  35. Alfred Big Cock says:

    During the week, I dropped into MH. A lot of new ladies were on hand. I picked Billie. Has huge bazookas. Slim & trim body. In comparison to her body her boobs are out of proportion. Grrrrrr. Very very attractive woman. In the room she did not disappoint. She gave me I a good sucking of my erect throbbing rock hard penis. I reciprocated by tonguing, licking, kissing and sucking her pussy & ass. She really loved it as i alernated my attention between both holes. She moaned a lot and she came a number of times. Then i inserted two fingers into to her extremely moist pussy. My tongue was working her clitoris. Then she gushed!!! A big wet patch on the bed! LOL. Got into a 69 position. Finished off with sex with a condom. Missionary position. I was mesmerised by her HUGE tits shaking &
    wobbling as i pounded her pussy. Farking beautiful sight!!!!!
    No if you like huge tits on a slim trim body then I recommend Billie. You wont be disappointed. I will definitely see her again.

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  36. Mal says:

    Admin this site has been infected with ransom malware. twice i have had my screen locked demanding i contact some fake bastard to get a password. fortunately for me i am using firefox and have set my browser to clear cookies and history when it closes, even though the browser is locked i can shut down the computer and that closes the browser clearing this shit. so when it reboots all is good. but 2 times now. your site has been hacked. probably that pal / churchy nut job.

    Reply
    • Admin says:

      will work on it now
      thanks for letting us know

      Reply
    • Pal says:

      Hey Guys !!
      Not guilty on that one. I had the same problem… locked my computer and reference to some bogus Microsoft site.
      It’s called the ZEUS virus and doesn’t seem too serious. I forced a restart on my computer and ran some malware software. Seems to have gone.
      As for Churchy – I have it on good authority his is disgusted with everyone and gone to Rome. But he did send his XXOO you all.

      Reply
      • Churchy says:

        Hi Sinners
        Its Churchy here… I’ve discovered I can access this filthy site here in Rome… isn’t that good.
        Will keep an eye on all your dirty activities … and Not Happy Jan .. I think the advice Alfred Big (sorry to dirty to say) is right. Just be a good boy

        Reply
  37. Adamx says:

    Anyone been to 21 Scott Street Liverpool?

    Reply
    • Malik says:

      Adam, i been plenty times

      Reply
      • Adamx says:

        Hi Malik any suggestions ? Who should i see? how was your experience

        Reply
    • Churchy says:

      I have been there. Why do you ask?

      Reply
      • Adamx says:

        any suggestions ? Who should i see? how was your experience

        Reply
  38. big pete says:

    i hooked up with a guy down at maroubra toilets the other day who could shoot multiple loads. i’d only met him once before when i sucked his dick at the bathhouse. i was horny the other night and trawling through my phone looking for some cock and saw his number there and figured i’d give him a call. about 30 minutes later he had me bent over the toilet balls deep in my ass. he shot his first load after 5 minutes. “ok cool”, i thought, “short fuck, but whatever.” but he just pulled his cock out and jerked himself for 10 – 14 seconds, then put it back in my cumhole — hard as a rock. he blasted like 5 loads in me in the space of about 30 minutes. there was so much cum in my fuckhole by the end you could literally hear it sloshing around. it was really hot the way he would pull out his jizz soaked dick from time to time and feed it to me. after we finished we chilled and smoked some weed. i had to put a towel on the couch before i sat down because cum was leaking out my ass and down my legs! even the next day i was blasting out chunks of cum with my farts. maroubra toilets are great.

    Reply
  39. Last Friday i went to MH. Quite a selection of BBWs were on hand. Apparently all new to
    MH. I picked Nicky. Has huge bazookas. Before any one asks, she is a BBW so she aint slim like Layla, Tessa, Nicole et al. I was on the receiving end of a good sucking of my erect throbbing rock hard penis. If you like huge tits & BBWs then Nicky would “fill” those requirements. LOL

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  40. big pete says:

    I can highly recommend Thompson’s Corner Near Coles at West Penent Hills. One of the best (if not THE best) spot I know for sucking and fucking. If I go there 5 days in a week I’ll get action at least 3 days after waiting maybe 20 minutes. I went down there this morning at 7am, found a guy, went in with him to the cubicle. The disabled one is the best. There is no lock on the door cause it’s just a seedy brick shithouse and has been fucked up with vandalism and shit but usually you can just close the door and nobody will bother you. It felt great standing up facing the wall while he knelt down behind me and chewed on my hole. We had to be quiet for a few moments when a guy came in for a piss. after he left we decided to go into the bushes around the back so we didn’t have to worry about noise. In the scrub he finished eating and fucking my arse. He had a big thick cock and blasted a nice creamy load up my hole. After he left i waited around and another guy fucked my ass using the first guys load as lube. I’m usually there from 7 – 8 mornings before work if anyone is interested. Public toilet block just up from the Coles.

    Reply
    • Con says:

      To Small Pete

      Keep your gay crap to yourself.
      This is a mans site where real men chase women. There are plenty of twisted gay sites you can publish this shit.

      Reply
    • Pharque Off, Big Pete. We dont want to hear about your perverse life style.

      Reply
    • Churchy says:

      Hey Small Pete… You know it’s illegal to procure for the intention of sexual services in a public place ??

      You fucking idiotic nitwit.
      I am reporting this place to the cops. Hope they catch you. Imbecile.
      Go and crawl back into to toilet you came from.

      Reply
    • XXXLarge says:

      Thanks Big Pete. Sounds promising as I want to take my new faggot bitch Pal for a little M2MMMMMMMMM dogging. He texted me the other night and once he had finished crying (again) he said because of the increase in power prices he might not have enough money to pay the rent. Fuck the LNP. Silver lining is that I get to punk out faggots like Pal to all and sundry.

      Also want to line him up with Sonya the TS with an 8″ monster cock.

      link to sydney.cracker.com.au

      Do you think I should fuck Pal first to loosen him up with my 7.6″?

      Reply
  41. Plonk Artist says:

    Thought I’d report on a massage session this afternoon at a Thai shop. Never been there before, not advertised on PP and word was around that they do happy endings.
    Was greeted by a very pretty Thai girl about 21 yrs. Slim nice body.
    Well sorry to say; wasn’t a nice experience. I was naked under a towel and she knew I wasn’t there for a professional massage. Actually, she didn’t have a clue about a good massage anyhow. She did a hurried job on the back of my body then asks me to flip over. Hand job $50 ok ?? Agreed upon, but she went straight for the hot dog and 10 minutes into stroking it yelled out to ” it ” in an angry voice “hurry up”. She obviously wanted to get it over quickly – but as I am not a fast shooter – I kept it going for the full hour (with very minimal touching allowed)… ejaculating just as the alarm clock rang. Needless to say I won’t be returning.
    I am over these precious Thai girls … Chinese better value. A lot of shops are now insisting you go for an hour – if you want whole body massage. Or else they will say can only do neck and back for half hr.
    This experience was a reality check for me. I have been in the habit of getting girls to provide HJ’s. How foolish. What an utter waste of money. Here are my sums.
    Massage (1hr) =$70 + HJ = $50…total at twice a week = $240.
    Now for 50 weeks of the year = $12,000 …. shhhhhiiiitttttttttttttttt
    For that money I can go to a country just north of Australia (massages $7-50 / hr)
    Flights, accommodation, massages, bonking … three times a year and still have money left over.

    Reply
    • Plonk Artist.
      I like the way you think.
      BTW your mathematics is excellent

      Reply
    • MAC says:

      I agree.
      I’ve become a bit more selective and cost conscious since the start of the year.
      Hence my lack of new reviews as I’m seeing the same girls on rotation.

      Maximum I pay for part 1 is fifty and part 2, fifty.
      Once a week and we’re looking at ~$5k habit a year.
      Which is fine, won’t affect my budget.

      Sometimes I go twice a week, then other weeks are too busy with work or just DIY.
      Plus, I’m leaning more towards FS with my part 2 nowadays.

      I turn down a handy if the girl isn’t up to standard with her massage and/or attitutude.
      Plenty of other places to visit.
      Don’t put up with sub-standard service.

      Reply
      • Plonk Artist says:

        Thanks Albert Einstein & Mac
        Mac some good ideas there. Maybe the shot is to cut down – with less frequent visits. Although even omitting massage, perhaps FS will start costing (every pussy has a price after all). And a bit of DIY as you say to tide you over.
        Funny as teenagers we were expert at DIY, but as we get older we become more dependent on females.
        And with the saved funds maybe head overseas occasionally for a better deal.

        Reply
        • MAC says:

          ^^^
          I need my Part 1.
          Great for these winter months. IMO.

          My maths:
          $35/40/50 for Part 1.
          $40/50 for Part 2 (services varies between providers)
          If you pay anymore, might as well go to a brothel.

          DIY: Free. LoL

          Reply
          • Dick Theria says:

            True: More and more I’m thinking of paying for just massage then DIY for part 2. Why give your hard earned cash away for a couple of squirts.

            Just an idea – someone should start a masturbation school for those gents that have forgotten how to .
            Trouble is – a couple of poofters on this site would want to be the director of the school to supervise the gents heheh

      • GFE LFAGT says:

        Totally agree with you MAC. I have given up on Kograh. My latest find is Judy in pennant hills road, carlingford on Thursdays and at Bondi on Fridays.
        Mac any place you can recommend?

        Reply
        • Churchy says:

          Well if you punters want some great tips on really filthy WLs who provide BBBJ, lesbian 3somes, anal, rimming your cornhole then read on: 235 Parramatta Rd L’hardt – Lulu
          751 Canterbury Rd H’Park – Emma &
          Monica
          269 New Canterbury Rd C’bury – April & Maria
          12 Bellevue St Surry Hills – Vicky & Yoyo
          2 Roberts St Rozelle – Lisa & Amy
          Cougar Town Riverwood – Lee, Lucy, Angel
          Miss Heavens Artarmon – Candy & Nicole amongst a half dozen sluts.
          78A Hampden Rd Artarmon – Pamela & Tima

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      • MAC says:

        ^^^^

        Not really, been going to the ones at Marrickville , Lidcombe and West Ryde in the past few months and now checking out the ones at Thornleigh and Carlingford.

        Will report in once I’ve racked up a few visits.

        I’ve been to Thornleight once to see Lisa. Really enjoyed her massage.

        She’s on holidays for a few months. Probably back home to skip the winter here. Will try to catch up with her when she returns.

        Planning a couple of visits to city shops next week to catch up with another Lisa and try a new girl.

        Keep an eye out for my reviews.

        Cheers.

        Reply
        • massage king says:

          which west Ryde one you going to and who do you recommend?

          Reply
      • Peter says:

        Gidday MAC

        $100 will get you 60 minutes of anything you want at 303 Stacey Street BANKSTOWN

        Reply
        • MAC says:

          Thanks mate.

          I remember looking at this on Google Map and thinking, shit, everyone can see you walking into the property from the main road.

          Is there a an alternative entrance ?
          Or you just do the walk-of-shame. LoL

          Reply
    • derek says:

      my rule now is to just avoid the Thai massage parlours fullstop no matter how tempting they may appear and just go to the Chinese ones.

      Reply
  42. Bung Hole Plumber says:

    I was feeling a toey and decided to visit my favorite western Sydney barebacking establishment. I informed one of my minders to ring in advance and book me a girl who is not to fond of the condom.

    On arrival I was greeted by a young lass named Lilly who I instantly found enchanting. All holes where on offer, au natural and she had an exquisite rimming technique the likes I have not experienced since returning from South East Asia.

    As mentioned above the wet suit was optional but I did have to pay extra for the pleasure of entering her ginger. It was a nice, tight, snug fit and I finished the session by coating the insides of her vagina with my gentleman’s relish.

    I finished off blowing in her arse hole after pounding it for at least 5 minutes. Great session: DFK, BBBJ, DATY, BBFS, CIA, 69 & anal.

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  43. BIGG Badd Jon says:

    I had the pleasure of Taylor’s services this week. Another gem at RCT. The session included dfk, daty, bbj, 69 and finished off in lay-down doggie while her head to one side with frantic dfk and massaging her clit at the same time. It was intense and another one that I will be seeing again. Pussy was very tight

    Reply
    • Slammin Salami says:

      Taylor is really nice and she is cock starved for some reason she doesn’t pull many jobs.She treats punters really well and rides you like it was her last fuck she will ever get.Knows how to give a decent BBBJ too

      Reply
      • RR says:

        Did you find the “unmentionable’s” ad in Cracker? If not, here is her ad:
        ” You will visit me in my stylish, private and discreet home. I am a stunning 42 yr old, Australian born with an European background. I have long luscious light brown hair, my body is a tight toned and tanned size 8 with a full natural bust. I will always be dressed immaculately with beautiful lingerie & stilettos…..I’m extremely playful, very sexy and I have a very open mind. Genuine photos & genuine to my description. Discretion assured. Your call would be appreciated to discuss further details
        0456 394 255
        Poster’s age: 42
        Location: Coogee, East Sydney, “

        Reply
        • RR says:

          Steve, ring my post that i submitted about 2 minutes ago

          Reply
        • Dougie says:

          This is not her. Doesn’t look like her in the pics. Doesn’t sound like her on the phone. And definitely was not her when she opened the door.

          Reply
      • RR says:

        Dougie or is it Pal, Cute Sausage, Churchy, Wartboy & so on. You are a big fat liar. It is obvious you have not met her. I’ve seen her at Coogee & at Riverwood. Good try but you dont fool anyone. What do you gain by lying? Just pathetic

        Reply
  44. RR says:

    You’re a pain in the butt, Steve. Here are the instructions. Listen carefully as this is the LAST time I’m writing this. What i’m about to detail was already posted a couple of days ago. Fuck! Can’t see the forest cause of the trees or can’t see the tree cause of the forest?
    Here it is & dont ask me for further explanation or instructions.
    1. go to CRACKER
    2. select ESCORTS
    3. do a SEARCH on her name
    4. The name starts with an “h”; ends in an “na”; rhymes with “selina”. It has SIX letters. The third letter is a “l”; the second & fouth letters are an “e”. Write in down on paper. An absolute dumbfuck woulb be able to work it out from these instructions

    Reply
    • BIGG Badd Jon says:

      I had the pleasure of Taylor’s services this week. Another gem at RCT. The session included dfk, daty, bbj, 69 and finished off in lay-down doggie while her head to one side with frantic dfk and massaging her clit at the same time. It was intense and another one that I will be seeing again. Pussy was very tight

      Reply
    • Churchy says:

      Hey RR, betcha Steve the Dumbfuck cant work out your instructions. LMAO. Maybe you should’ve told him the fifth letter was an “n”.
      Hey Steve, the name is:
      “H…..E……L……..E……..N……..A”
      You got it?

      Reply
      • Steve says:

        Thanks churchy. I cant work out the name. I’m such a dummy.

        Reply
        • Salim Maaahaaaaagaaaa says:

          Here is the ad, Steve. BTW dont forget to vote for me in the upcoming council elections.
          You will visit me in my stylish, private and discreet home. I am a stunning 42 yr old, Australian born with an European background. I have long luscious light brown hair, my body is a tight toned and tanned size 8 with a full natural bust. I will always be dressed immaculately with beautiful lingerie & stilettos…..I’m extremely playful, very sexy and I have a very open mind. Genuine photos & genuine to my description. Discretion assured. Your call would be appreciated to discuss further details xx
          0456 394 255
          Poster’s age: 42

          • Location: Coogee, East
          Sydney, Sydney
          LET ME KNOW HOW YOU GO. WRITE A REVIEW. BTW YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED. SHE’S FUCKING AWESOME. GREAT BODY. SWEET TASTING PUSSY

          Reply
  45. XXXLarge says:

    I had just finished a session with RCT with Angel. Now everyone knows she gives BBFS so that was all good. Only took 30 minutes because I had to get back to work so I blew in her and she wasn’t pissed off thank god. Work started texting me but I was still horny so I dispensed with shower. Went outside to my car parked opposite and saw this sketchy dude outside looking into his hand. Was about to give him some loose change when I noticed he kept looking at RCT. Greeted him and asked WTF was going on. He replied wanted a session but was short 20 bucks. Shock my hand and asked if I could give him the funds. Was going to tell him to fuck off and get job but ok what will you do for it. He looked at the ground and said anything like clean you car but I had a better solution. I swing both ways but prefer to top than bottom. Clearly this wasn’t going to happen in my Honda civic ’89 so I said if you blow me I’ll give you 30. We shook on it and he got into my car and drove around the corner into the deliver lane. Hit the recline and unzipped and he went to work on me. Felt I was a bit rude and asked him his name and he said it was Cal or Pal, hard to make out coz my dick was in his mouth. I know it cruel but really got off on him sucking off Angel’s cunt juices and by proxy all the dude’s she has fucked BB. After about 5 minutes I knew I couldn’t come coz his technique was shit and I did facefuck him when he refused to DT holding his head down while I thrust upwards. Had all this salivia on my balls what a fucking mess so left it at that. Gave Cal or Pal 20 bucks and told him to fuck off, looked like he was going to cry.

    Good times

    Reply
    • XXXL says:

      What a fucking load of BULL SHIT, xxxsmall. Nice try, Con Rod (Churchy, Cute Sausage, Pal, Wartboy, Constable, etc etc).

      Reply
      • XXXLarge says:

        Hey I’m not proud of what I did but I had to get my dick clean somehow. I got Pal’s mobile number and after he stopped crying he said to call him because he can’t afford hookers on newstart so we should be making a ‘business arrangement’ so he can dip his wick into some real pussy once in a while.

        Reply
        • Pal says:

          Hey don’t worry XXXLarge.
          I have something to confess to you after you got me to come over your place; to watch you wash your prick in the bath.
          Secretly, Cute Sausage was looking in the bathroom window and photographing you . He just couldn’t contain his laughter.
          Same as me, those tears of mine were tears of laughter. What we witnessed was you washing your
          1 1/2 ” dick. You thinking that you had an XXXLarge one is absolutely hilarious. It would only occupy a tiny portion of a hot dog roll.
          That business arrangement we made was surreptitiously with a women’s magazine. Your puny dick with be all over the popular rag soon…. for all the women to gaze in wonderment. Bring your own microscopes ladies and gents.

          Reply
      • Mahmood says:

        Dat’s very funy

        Reply
  46. Johnny Ringo says:

    Popped into MH this afternoon as i was feeling horny. Met Miss Boom Boom. A new WL. About 50. Trim body with a great set of boobs. Well groomed. They were fucking HUGE compared to her trim boby. Asked a couple of questions and decided to give her a go. Went into room & had a shower. Stripped ready for shower and she comes back in. Anyway I hop onto bed, she strips and hops onto bed. She isn’t skinny, but solid and has a booty. She has a pretty face, that’s why I chose her. She starts catbath before moving up and letting me suck on her boobs. Then start kissing my way down her stomach and she ends up sitting on my face. DATY her for a while and she starts moaning. Got her to lie down so I can enjoy her some more. Shaven pussy with no flaps. Doesn’t allow me to spread her legs too wide. After a while, lie down and she gives me a nice BBBJ. Goes for a while and then tries to cowgirl. I couldn’t get him to go in properly so she lies down and I enter her in mish. After a while turn her over for doggy. Nice booty for doggy. She didn’t seem to be making many noises, but when I was reaching point of no return and started banging her hard, she gave out a few squeals and I blew hard. After clean up, she asked if I wanted a massage. Laid down and she gave a strong massage, more like a pressing massage, but very firm none the less. Laid on top of me for the last minute before time was up. Went to have a shower, got dressed and left. She said she doesn’t know what days she will be working, until she sees if she likes it. Would see her if she stays

    Reply
    • Con Rod (aka Churchy aka Cute Sausage) says:

      Dats nuthing. Here’s a blow by blow detailed account of my latest encounter. What a night. I went there for some relief after a hard night of drinking. I chose a random thai girl initially. As i was approaching my designated room i saw this Eurasian hottie with large breasts going to another room. I couldn’t stop looking and thinking about her when i was doing the thai chick. After when i was finished i asked the boss who that hottie was and told me it was cat. After a while i realized that i was still horny and unsatisfied so i went in for seconds and this time with cat. And thank god i did. She was beautiful and her service was amazing! It was like i was making a professional porn movie. We went several positions and she used the mirror very well like a porno prop. Her breasts were amazing! Luckily i blew my load 30mins before hand because i would of lasted 30 sec! What a hek experience. It was like a date with a porn star! (does 2 days a week). It was real nice fucking a chick for a change. Been rooting a lot of ladyboys of late.
      BOOYAH
      KAPOW
      KAPOW
      WHAMMO
      PRFT

      Reply
  47. Happy Punters – good news – we are opening our new Riverwood shop next Tuesday 20th June 2017! 20% off for the first 2 weeks! All your favourite ladies from our Green Square and Rockdale shops, and quite a few new ones! Come and visit soon!
    351 Belmore Road Riverwood.
    Shop Phone: 8502-0552. Mobile Phone: 0451-369-388
    More details and map on our new website:
    http://www.351riverwood.com.au

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  48. Bronco Lane says:

    Well i had an interesting time here have not been here for more than a year but decided to go down yesterday to try out emily. Man firstly she is quite the attractive looker and is very cute nice round tits and wet pussy. Her bj skills were really good and she wanted me to eat her out which i did. Then after we had a screw she gave me a massage which also was really good then we had a shower together and she started to give me a 2nd bj on the bed
    Now this is were it gets odd she asked if i wanted to try something new i said OKEE DOKEE and she stuck a lubed up finger in my ass well first it felt discomforting then slowly it stared to feel okay i was able to cum in her mouth from it but my ass felt like it was violated but felt OK

    Reply
    • Con Rod says:

      You are no Bronco matey… You are a Lame Ol Mule (with a tool that doesn’t function)…hehe
      Seems you are in need of a decent feed and drink instead of drinking infected pussy juice and shit residue.
      Look if you are that down and out send address and I will post $5 for a meat pie and coke.

      yipidee yipidee yipidee yipidee that’s all folks

      Reply
      • Bronco Lane says:

        Gee thanks Con Rod.
        BOOYAH
        KAPOW
        KAPOW
        WHAMMO
        Ha ha ha ha
        You are such a fucking loser. BTW under how many different names do you post your innane dribble?

        Reply
      • Bronco Lane says:

        Cunt Rod, I’m a STALLION. You are a DONKEY
        YIPIDEE YIPIDEE YIPIDEE YIPIDEE THAT’S ALL FOLKS.
        booyah
        kapow
        kapow
        whammo
        prft

        Reply
  49. Churchy says:

    Ayyye .. I still don’t understand the message? Anybody know a good place for a CIA on George St?

    Reply
    • Al says:

      Which message are you referring to?

      Reply
    • Al says:

      Heidi was at RCT yesterday.

      Reply
      • Slammin Salami says:

        Hey Al I looked for the link posted by Randy seems to have vanished would you still have it Thx ss

        Reply
        • RR says:

          Slamming. Admin keeps deleting the post which has the link. However go to CRACKER … select ESCORTS then do a SEARCH on her name ie the same name which she uses at Riverwood

          Reply
        • RR says:

          Slammer, did you find unmentionable’s ad in cracker as per my earlier instructions?

          Reply
        • Jake says:

          Thats not her u gronks

          Reply
      • RR says:

        Al, Heidi was at RCT for both shifts today. Had an hour session. Bloody good. She must be desperate for money

        Reply
        • Steve says:

          Hey what’s rct? And is this the Heidi chick that works at rct and riverwood on that you posted about and got deleted or 2 different girls?

          Reply
        • RR says:

          Steve, RCT = Riverwood Cougar Town. The posts that were deleted relate to another WL (@RCT) whose name starts with an “H” and ends with an “A” & rhymes with “Selina”. Every post referring to miss unmentionable has been deleted from this thread.

          Reply
          • Steve says:

            Oh sweet, is this h girl at rct the one he was mentioning about sucking dry etc and whatcha services does she provide

          • Slammin Salami says:

            yes i remember now, she complained about being bullied, trolls posting crap for laughs about a smelly arse holding breath in doggy or something. thats fair enough, so admin posted a warning about bullying and advised said “H” girl to complain to the police about the stupid trolls on PP making jokes about a stinky arse wafting smell during the bend over doggy action holding breath etc.

        • RR says:

          Yes it is Miss Unmentionable, Steve. IMO she is by far the best WL at RCT. Tall, blonde, slim, tanned & she obviously loves her job. LOL

          Reply
        • Cunt Rod says:

          Steve,ring the number listed in her ad in Cracker & ask her yourself what services she provides.

          Reply
        • Dyno Mite says:

          Are you blind, Steve? Read RR’s post dated 14 June in this thread. If you cant follow those instructions wll no one cant help you.

          Reply
      • Steve says:

        What services does Heidi provide

        Reply
        • Con Rod says:

          Steve, the following are provided: AP, BBBJ, BLS, CIM, CIMWS, COB, COF, DATY, DDP, DFK, DT, FE, FFM & MFM

          Reply
          • Churchy says:

            Hmmmm interesting so: Do you mean ??
            AP = Apples &Pears
            BBBJ= Big BBQ Bring Juice
            BLS= Blokes Love Sausages (Cute Ones)
            CIM= Certainly Interesting Meals
            CIMWS= Certainly Interesting Meals With Shielas
            COB= Cucumbers Oysters Beer
            COF= Cucumbers Oysters & Fries
            DATY= Dine At The Yacht
            DDP= Dine Drink & Piss
            DKF= Dine Krap & Fart
            DT= Drink Turps
            FE= Feeling Empty
            FFM= Freeding Femine Mouth
            MFM= Motley Fucking Morons

      • Wabbit says:

        Jake, it is “her”. Seen her privately about 3 times & i used to see her regularly at CT.

        Reply
      • Dyno Mite says:

        To STEVE & SLAMMING SALAMI. The link for “miss unmentionable” is contained in a post below by Randy Ramirez dated June 13. Look forward to your reviews

        Reply
        • Steve says:

          Dyno mite the link isn’t there I can’t see it looked the whole way

          Reply
    • Con Rod says:

      Churchy. Of course you dont understand the message. You’re a HUGE, DUMB C*NT.
      Yipidee yipidee yipidee yipidee
      That’s all folks.

      Reply
  50. Slammin Salami says:

    I went to RCT yesterday and saw the unmentionable working lady on dayshift She sucked an fucked me till I was dry and I gave it my very best effort to satisfy her unlimited orgasm supply.She is undoubtedly the best value root in Sydney bar none Only she doesn’t work all the time I let shattered !!

    Reply
    • Randy Ramirez says:

      Well i’m amazed that Admin allowed that post to remain. He removed one i had posted hours earlier. F’en pathetic. This whole forum has gone to the dogs. Used to be a great source of good intel … now has been sanitised. And that idiotic troll who posts the same drivel under a thousand different names must ne responsible for over half the posts here. Of course he has never written a review

      Reply
    • Al says:

      I also saw the same person on Monday. Rang at 11:00 AM. First available booking was 2:00 PM. As paranoid Admin doesnt allow any details of encounters with said WL. Suffice to say my time was totally pleasurable. I’ve looked at the link provided by Randy and yes it is her. I will definitely be following that avenue.

      Reply
    • Al says:

      SS, Did you get BBFS & greek?

      Reply
    • Steve says:

      What is rct and what does this girls name start with ? First Letter of her name

      Reply
  51. Val, I agrees wid ya bro! Da “H” is fantastical. Me favorit gal. Shame is da woman is works here very random

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  52. 53_year_old_Aussie says:

    Goldfish massage
    0406 516 199
    4/320 Liverpool Rd Enfield

    There are 3 massage shops in Enfield, two old ones and a new one – all are on Liverpool Road (aka the Hume Highway) and on the left side heading out of town. There is one near the IGA supermarket (176 Liverpool Rd) and two more opposite the Post Office near to Coronation Parade .

    The one near the IGA is the subject of two of my posts on the miscellaneous section – one bad and one good.

    Opposite the Post Office, the two shop are “Goldfish Massage” and “Pink Apple “. Pink Apple is a new shop, only opened in April, while Goldfish has been around since last year. Several weeks ago I popped into both the Goldfish and Pink Apple shops to check them out.

    Pink Apple was still being fitted out with the painters still doing their job, so the massage staff were a bit stand offish. I then walked a few doors down road to Goldfish. Here I was greeted with a mature Chinese lady, probably in her 40’s. As she ushered me into the room, as they all do, she kept a brushing up against me and let her hands do a bit of roaming – so I knew that extras would be in the menu. I couldn’t stay as this was only a check out visit, so I made up my mind to come back the next week.

    So I went back the following Tuesday. Unfortunately, the mature lady from the week before wasn’t working that day. Instead I ended up with a young lady in her 20’s in tight fitting clothing. $35 for 30 minutes and I did my usual offering of $30 for her to get her gear off, but no go. $20 for HJ, but $50+ for anything else. The massage wasn’t too bad and the HJ was expertly done, but she would not allow any touching, even outside her clothes. At the end, she didn’t change the paper sheet but simply smoothed it down, so as I left I tore it and threw it in the bin so the next punter would at least get a clean sheet.

    A sucker for punishment, I went back to the same shop the next day, knowing that she wasn’t working that day. This time I was met another mature lady, but only in her 30’s. She was a bit flirty, but nowhere near the lady I had first met. Again, $35 for 30 minutes and the $30 offer got her gear off straight away. No pretense of a massage, but mutual exploitation. After about 15 minutes she wanted another $20 for a HJ. $10 was all I still had, so she accepts that. HJ was rushed, no where near as good as the day before. Then she finished the rest of the 30 minutes with a reasonable massage.

    Some shops are good most of the time and some shops are bad most of the time, but mostly it comes down to the individual WL and I will take a more mature WL than a pretty little princess any day of the week.

    I might head back this week, looking for the original lady.

    Reply
    • Alfred says:

      Keep away buddy… it looks all bad… cut your losses and go elsewhere.
      Dirty buggers don’t change the sheets??… a recipe for someone’s infection.

      Reply
  53. Churchy says:

    Saw Selina today. Booked for 60 minutes. Great session. Usual start then she turned it up with a nice BBBJ then proceeded to lick my A hole which I didn’t mind so she went hard spreading my cheeks and going to town lol. I told her I wanted to fuck after about 10mins of bj and rimming so we covered up and she jumped on. Firm, would say tight but nice pussy. I started playing with her ass hole as she was on me which was already gaping ( probably from the previous punter pounding her lol) so I asked for anal. She obliged and went on her side. She said to start slow with her sexy south american accent. Ohhh so sexy.. So I did but after about 2mins I went nuts blowing my load shortly after. She cleaned me up & then got into a looooong 69er. Got hard again, rimmed her & got into her arse again.Did it slow & gentle as there was over 20 minutes left. Didnt blow. Pulled dom off, laid on bed & Selina gave me more BBBJ. Time up. She cleaned me off, I showered, gave her DFK as I left. Not bad at all. Seen her about 5 times now. 10/10.

    Reply
    • Pal says:

      Yum … hope the worms were delicious and tasty green tuds.. yummo

      Reply
    • Thomas says:

      Mate where did you see her at..as you are a liar as she didnt work today….get a life looser

      Reply
      • Pal says:

        Are you that dumb, thomas. Which Selina are you talking about as they are quite a few WLs out there using the name Selina. D

        Reply
      • Big Gun says:

        Yeah Thomas. I agree with Pal’s response to your pathetic post. You’ve jumped to an incorrect conclusion. Why doubt Churchy’s review? I dont doubt him one bit.
        You reckon she wasnt working yet you dont know where she works! Cant even lie properly.
        I wish he would post her mobile. She sounds awesome.

        Reply
  54. Back from England says:

    Hi – if folks are looking for Bbfs from MH or Cougars – do you ask in the meeting room or ask reception or just take your chances?

    Reply
    • Baby Blanket says:

      Go back to England and ask mummy what to do.

      Reply
      • da Silva Fox says:

        You’re just a pathetic, miserable loser, Baby Blanket. Your posts are so predictable. All negative & envious. BTW how many names are you posting this vile vitriolic crap of yours? I know you post under Churchy, Pal, Wartboy etc. Recommend you go to MH & get yourself a good rogering. Get some DFK, BBBJ, DATY, BBFS! BOOYAH. Ask one of the WLs to peg your arse with a big thick dildo. You’d love it. KAPOW. LMAO

        Reply
        • Cute Sausage says:

          Be careful, you seem to have blood pressure problems, you might burse your head gasket.
          Ahahahah.da Silver Fox, Slammin Salami, Slamming Gherkin, Cheeto, Jamie (puke), Smooth Operator, Back fro Pommy Land, Piedro, Samir, Cute frank fart, Urchy, Bung hole buster, Penrith Bomber, Ibm, Bashir, Roving Prickle, Leb cocktail frankfurt, BJ Thomas, (oh what a feeling, Oh did I mention fuckin Cheeeto & Jaaaaamie (puke), anyone else ?? yes many more.

          Its the schitz running this site playing to give the impression of a lot of traffic….. sick sick sick.
          Can’t do it legit so make up names and stories.
          Yes, a little weedy Chinaman with a tiny prick … correct ????? Yes, of course. Goota go now – as I don’t want to help your mission.

          Reply
        • Churchy says:

          That is a very disgusting this to say.
          Wash our mouth out … what do all those things mean.

          They seem dirty and sinful. Go to church on Sunday else you will be struck down.

          Reply
    • da Silva Fox says:

      Back to England.
      TBH I do BBFS with a number of milfs at MH. Admittedly the first few times was covered but once they get to know you & if they like you, then you get BBFS & sometimes BB anal at no extra cost

      Reply
      • Back from England says:

        Thanks for the tip. Coming back to Sydney after some years away and keen to hit the ground running.

        Reply
      • Monroe says:

        Da silva fox, you are a deadset moron, I hope you get aids and all the other std’s cause you deserve too.

        Reply
  55. sexy samir says:

    Went to Marlenes the other day. Picked Lena. If you are into Latinas, this girl is an absolute must-see. If you are not into Latina’s , one session with Lena and you will be. Adorable, sexy hot affectionate glamour, stacked and curved. Not dark skinned, no tats. Gem!
    A couple of days later I went back to Marlene’s. This time I did 30 mins with Sugar and that’s about all i could take. A vey cute, vocal , high energy demanding girl. Her hand went straight to the balls , then a ball suck and licking that was breathtaking, all the jewels licked like a hungry animal , but never ruff. She goes crazy in DATY, not shaved but nicely trimmed. After a few mins of DATY & rimming, she was begging to be hard fucked with her limited English. very cute. Sugar was wanting standing doggie first ,which was great. But in cowgirl she was wild in as many directions and angles as I have had with only the very best at it. Mish was pounding stuff with her slapping my back and legs everytime i dared to slow the pace or depth. Man does she drive you hard or what. Noises were drivin me nuts. suddenly the mamsan knocks on the door and Sugar gets up to let her in. She heard Sugar was wild bj and wanted to see ( strictly for biz reasons she said lol) WTF? I said I dont mind her watching , but she missed that part of the show and put Sugar into to doggy again and started going for finish line , the mamsan then left. About time to go so asked Sugar to reach under and tickle the jewels and really let her have it. And off she went. Perfect storm of cute. 

    Reply
  56. Smooth Operator says:

    I went to MH the other day and saw Willow the new girl. She has big tits, curvy body & is very pretty. Reckon she is the youngest WL at MH by a country mile. Very nice service. DFK, BBBJ, DATY & 69. Sex was covered. Very horny session. 8.5/10.

    Reply
    • Churchy says:

      Hey Fool !! Yes you and your mate below.
      You lick a woman’s cracks ????? A woman you know nothing about ??
      Well what sorts of fools are you ahahhahahah
      5 minutes before you some big Afro American may have deposited disease riddled cum and you are now drinking it.
      OR maybe a big Alsatian dog… have you carefully considered that ??

      Reply
      • Smooth Operator says:

        Well Churchy, i dont really care! In fact i’m going to RCT tonight. I hope to enjoy BBBJ, DATY, DFL etc. Aint life grand? I’ll write up a review with you in mind. LMAO

        Reply
        • Churchy says:

          Smooth Op
          You will when the doctor tells you the bad news

          Reply
      • Monroe says:

        Hey churchy, yes they are all fools, stupid dickheads, thinking with their dicks instead of their brains, well when they get some dreaded disease it will serve them right, H I V isn’t a great disease to have.

        Reply
        • Cute Frank Furt says:

          Well Churchy now resorts to creating a conversation between himself & Monroe. So Monroe & Churchy are the one & the same troll. Has posted the same type of comments under numerous pseudonyms:- RZ, LZ, Wartboy, Little Sausage, Cute Sausage, Pal, Bashir & numerous other names. He’s a really sad fuck. He rails against punters who like DFK, DATY, BBBJ, BBFS, anal & rimming. It’s obvious he’s a religious pillow biter as the only encounters he describes are with lady boys. He must be a Catholic priest & he’s a pain in the arse. He’s never been to a brothel. He’s all BS. The original & the best kind of BS there is.

          Reply
          • churchy says:

            anyone know where i can get a girl to role play? i want her to dress up in a nuns uniform then fuck her up the arse, bareback

          • urchy says:

            I hear at your mum’s place.

            Giggidy giggidy !!!

          • Pal says:

            Y’all are the sad fucks….
            Ohh wow I did ” DFK, DATY, BBBJ, BBFS” …. what no wife…
            Spot on… deadbeat losers with no sexual outlet except with prostitutes..
            Loser cunts !!

    • Bankstown's Bung Hole Buster says:

      Well i’m back on the punting scene. Was really toey the other day & to celebrate the Blues’ win over the Cane Toads, I went to RCT and saw a new MILF I’d never seen before. She is very pretty. I’d describe the service as nothing out of the ordinary as in passionate kissing, DATY, BBBJ, fisting and au natural anal and pussy. I must confess the bareback was exquisite and she will gladly take a box full of your finest fermented mayonnaise. I paid a bit extra and finished off the session with a golden shower of course with her receiving and she let me piss up and down her body and finish off with what i had in her mouth. I tried with the brown shower but it wasn’t her cup of tea so Ill save my chocolate dragon for another day. Happy hunting lads.

      Reply
      • Bankstown's Bung Hole Buster says:

        Actually was joking about her being pretty. She was ancient but i picked her cause she offered a really dirty PSE experience. BTW she let me take pix with my iPhone. LOL

        Reply
        • Cute Frank Furt says:

          Awesum bro! Fucking awesome dude!
          Churchy

          Reply
  57. IBM says:

    Had a 3some yesterday at RCT. Picked two MILFs well known to punters & both provide BBFS & anal. Will be discrete and not name them but regulars of RCT know about whom I talk. Well i booked both for an hour so it was pretty pricey. DFK’ed one MILF while the other was hanging off my cock. Then i laid onthe bed. The first pro sat on my face with the other still pleasuring my dick. Got into different positions & configurations. There was considerable girl-girl interaction. One even fisted the other. Horny just watching the recipient having numerous body shuddering orgasms. Grabbed her head & fucked her mouth while her pussy was being fisted. Fucking awesome bro! Fucking awesome. Well i porked both pussies & both assholes. Dumped my load in one arse. BTW the whole session was bare back

    Reply
    • Churchy says:

      Hey IBM. Just a quick question please. I respectfully ask you.
      What does that stand for sir.
      Is it International Bullshit Manufacturer ??

      Thank you in advance

      Reply
      • IBM says:

        To Churchy aka Bashir aka Wartboy etc etc etc.
        Listen carefully as i will say it only once.
        IBM stands for:
        International
        Banging
        Machine

        Reply
        • Bashir says:

          IBM means . I Big Mouth. I Bum Men. In Bunghole Me.

          Reply
    • Bashir says:

      IBM he means I Big Mouth

      Reply
      • Churchy says:

        Oh OK I get it..
        So IBM is “International Bullshit Manufacturing Big Mouth”
        Is that right ??
        So Bashir is : “IBM ..Big Mouth” right ??

        Reply
        • Bashir says:

          yes I Big Mouth for sucking trannies big beautiful cock and swallowing big load mmmmmm

          Reply
      • IBM says:

        Well Bashir. In your part of the world that sort of (bisexual) behaviour is the norm. It has been the custom for millenia. BTW good luck with that

        Reply
        • Bashir says:

          thats right IBM, i would love to bum you, lets do it

          Reply
          • Cute Sausage says:

            Bashir ??

            Bash… I = in, r = rear

            bash in the rear
            Yeh that figures….. poofter ?? Yes or No ??

          • Bashir says:

            bashir in arabic means “one who bears good news” well cute sausage i have good news for you, Yes i am a poofter like you xoxoxo

  58. bulls eye says:

    Vivky/luli/monica

    anyone else in this mold i should see?

    Reply
    • Churchy says:

      yeah, try this one, link to sydney.backpage.com.au

      Reply
      • bulls eye says:

        fuckin hillarious dude. do you get a giggle every time you post that?

        Reply
      • Bashir says:

        Hey Wartboy, i see you is using a new name “Churchy”. Fucking funny, bro

        Reply
      • Bashir says:

        fuck me i clicked on this link and cracked a mongrel when i saw this gorgeous tranny, and what a beautiful cock! so i made a booking, .I had told her I like a real good fucking, she said she liked to fuck and did she ever, blew a big load deep up my arse. mmmmm

        Reply
  59. maxbrown says:

    Wentworthville – Hi guys anyone been to the massage shop in wentworthville near the station and next to the hairdressers and public toilets. I have walked in but found the lady ugly. Not sure if the other girls are ok? Look forward to hearing from you guys.

    Reply
    • Punter333 says:

      I have been here once (quite a while ago though). The ladies who usually work here are not super old (50-70) but usually are middle aged (38-49) and not that attractive (at least in my experience. However, I don’t mind the middle aged middle of the road ones (I’m in my early 30s)… provided they have the right attitude and can give a good massage. I actually had a good experience at this place (the one time I went 2 years ago). Not sure what it is like now.

      The place you speak of is on the road just next to the station (called The Kingsway street). There are 2 other legit (at least I think they are legit) Thai places (which I’ve never been to).

      I’m still wondering if there are any other places in this area that provide massage + H/E. There was some mention in another post of a place on Hill street (which is on the other side of the station). I did find this link: link to truelocal.com.au which says its at 8 Hill street Wentworthville. This doesn’t seem right as this is just a house (if you check google maps). … odd.

      Anyone else have any info?

      Reply
  60. Incredible says:

    TO ADMIN:
    link to communications.gov.au

    YOU ARE IN CONTRAVENTION OF A GOVERNMENT ACT.
    YOU ARE IRRESPONSIBLE FOR ALLOWING THE PUBLICATION OF OFFENSIVE MATERIAL.
    ALL IT TAKES IS A COMPLAINT AND YOU ARE FINISHED.
    IF I WAS YOU I WOULD DELETE ALL PUBLICATIONS OF AN OFFENSIVE NATURE AND FILTER ALL FUTURE MATERIAL BEFORE ALLOWING PUBLICATION.

    Online content regulation
    Illegal and offensive online content is regulated through the Online Content Scheme under Schedule 5 and 7 of the Broadcasting Services Act 1992 through a complaints-based mechanism. The Scheme is designed to protect consumers, particularly children, from exposure to inappropriate or harmful material.

    The Scheme applies to content accessed through the internet, mobile phones and convergent devices, and applies to content delivered through emerging content services such as subscription-based internet portals, chat rooms, live audio-visual streaming, and link services.

    Under Schedule 7, prohibited content includes content that has been classified or is likely to be classified:
    •RC (refused classification)
    •X18+
    •R18+ unless it is subject to a restricted access system
    •MA15+ and is provided on a commercial basis (i.e. for a fee) unless it is subject to a restricted access system.

    These prohibitions are backed by strong sanctions for non-compliance including criminal penalties for serious offences.

    Where content is hosted in Australia and is found by the Children’s eSafety Commissioner (the Commissioner) to be prohibited, the Commissioner has the authority to direct the relevant content service provider to remove the content from their service. Where content is not hosted in Australia and is prohibited, the Commissioner will notify the content to the suppliers of approved filters, so that access to the content using such filters is blocked.

    In addition, regardless of where the content is hosted, if the Commissioner considers the content to be of a sufficiently serious nature, it must notify the content to an Australian police force.

    Schedule 7 includes a complaints-based mechanism administered by the Commissioner. Information, including instructions for making a complaint to the Commissioner, is available at the eSafety Hotline website.

    Complaints may be lodged by completing the online form at link to esafety.gov.au.

    See also the Voicing your concern page for a summary of the procedures for making a complaint about content on the internet, television and radio.

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  61. IBM says:

    When to RCT today. Picked one of my favourites. She only has been rostered a few times this year. Anyway as soon as i’m out of the shower, the fun began. She was quite friendly and very talkative as well. Kept making a lot of funny / witty remarks. she said “she wants to lose her virginity to me” (oh wow, only if it was true). she also gave me tips on how to increase my stamina. Anyways she had nice boobs and great ass. She said her BBBJ will be the best i’ve ever had and i thought she’s just exaggerating but really when she started it actually felt that i’m being sucked by a 2400 watt vacuum cleaner. She does have a lot of tricks in her bag and i can tell if she like the guy she would give a very sensual, naughty and mind-blowing experience (all safe girl though). I returned the favour by licking her out. She came quite frequently. She loved it when i rimmed her ass then stuck ny tongue right in. At the end she cleaned my dick thoroughly which was nice, and kept talking throughout. Overall i had a great experience.

    Reply
  62. Cute Sausage says:

    You know chaps, just been reviewing posts dating back some time and they have a common theme.
    Plugging a girls arse and licking her arse. As if a pussy wasn’t acceptable.
    And guess what ?? it’s posted by the same idiot.
    So I have come to a conclusion about the posting on Parlour Pages.. It’s all…now wait for it

    A blatant lie, a fragrant untruth, an obvious fallacy.
    Or, the excrement of cattle.
    “I smell something…
    Is it dog? No…
    Is it horse? No…
    I know. Its BULLSHIT!”
    This is bullshit.
    the telling of lies, or false statements; untruthfulness:
    From boyhood, he has never been good at lying.
    falsehood, falsity, mendacity, prevarication.
    telling or containing lies; deliberately untruthful; deceitful; false:
    a lying report.
    deceptive, misleading, mendacious, fallacious; sham, counterfeit.
    a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.
    prevarication, falsification.
    something intended or serving to convey a false impression; imposture:
    His flashy car was a lie that deceived no one.
    an inaccurate or false statement; a falsehood.
    the charge or accusation of telling a lie:
    He flung the lie back at his accusers.
    (used without object), lied, lying.
    to speak falsely or utter untruth knowingly, as with intent to deceive.
    prevaricate, fib.
    to express what is false; convey a false impression.
    (used with object), lied, lying.
    to bring about or affect by lying (often used reflexively):
    to lie oneself out of a difficulty; accustomed to lying his way out of difficulties.
    give the lie to, a.to accuse of lying; contradict.
    .to prove or imply the falsity of; belie:
    His poor work gives the lie to his claims of experience.
    lie in one’s throat /teeth, to lie grossly or maliciously:
    If she told you exactly the opposite of what she told me, she must be lying in her teeth.
    Also, lie through one’s teeth.
    the telling of lies, or false statements; untruthfulness:
    From boyhood, he has never been good at lying.
    falsehood, falsity, mendacity, prevarication.
    telling or containing lies; deliberately untruthful; deceitful; false:
    a lying report.
    misleading, mendacious, fallacious; sham, counterfeit.
    Lying definition, the telling of lies, or false statements; untruthfulness: From … Addicts often become adept at lying and reluctant to tell the truth even when there is no … to convey a false impression or practise deception: the camera does not lie.

    OK DO LET IT SINK INTO YOUR THICK SKULLS… IT’S ALL
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT

    HAS IT SUNK IN YET ?? BECAUSE IT’S ALL
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT

    HOW ARE YOU GOING … DO YOU SEE IT’S ALL
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT

    IS IT IN YOUR THICK HEADS YET ??????????????????????????????????
    BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

    BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

    NO NOT YET NOT A BELIVER

    IT’S BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT
    BULLSHIT

    YOU SHIT HEADS… THATS RIGHT IT’S BULLSHIT 🙂

    Reply
    • Roving Zucchini says:

      To Cute Sausage. I love it when you get cranky. Oh BTW i was at MH today. Had a FFM session with the two dirtiest sluts there. Booked for 30 minutes. Wont mention their names but regular punters at MH would know about whom i’m talking.
      Anyway the session started with both the old boilers licking, sucking, kissing & slurping all over my thick, fat sausage. Anyway one WL rimmed my ass. I didnt reciprocate with either. Ended up porking both WLs in their pussies & arses. And regular punters who know these two old sluts know that they always provide BBFS. It wasnt bad. There was no hanky panky going on between the two WLs. It was OK. They were both a bit mechanical. Have seen these two heaps of times before. TBH it was a bit boring. Not at all exciting

      Reply
    • Roving Zucchini says:

      To cranky sausage.
      Who cares?
      You are just working yourself up for bothing

      Reply
      • Cute Sausage says:

        Roving Dill Pickle, IBM, Hashish, Jack Dickle, ISnail, Very Disjointed, Wartyboy, Jamie(puke), Cheeto you fucking dirty, vile, abhorrent, fly blown shells passing as human beings.
        You are the same creature trying to somehow promote these unsafe despicable acts on women … as if there are all these women that are liking having to lick your foul smelling, hairy dilated arseholes for a few measly dollars. Sure !!!

        Punters don’t listen to this/these fools… do you want to get terminal Hepatitis C leading to liver cancer. They already have this disease and want to share it around.

        Reply
    • Hashem says:

      Mr Sausage. I like licking pussies then rimming their arseholes. Like moving my tongue from the back hole to the front hole then back & forth all in one wet sweep. I like it; they love it.
      BBBJ BBBJ BBBJ BBBJ
      DATY DATY DATY DATY
      69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69

      Reply
    • Hadoop says:

      Keep up thegood work, cute sausage. Keep the bastards honest

      Reply
    • Jack Nicholson says:

      Cute Sausage, let’s be totally honest here. You becum (LOL) extremely upset & agitated upon reading punters’ sexploits. And i’ve cum (LMAO) to the conclusion that YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
      [from the movie A Few Good Men.

      Reply
    • Hashem says:

      I think you have to face reality Little Sausage Boy, WLs love being rimmed & punters like to rim & be rimmed. You’d be surprised how many WLs provide rimming. But you’ll have to leave your room & go a brothel to ascertain the veracity of my statement. This may challenge you both physically & financially. You also run the risk of your delusional world disintegrating before you eyes. Or you may actually enjoy the novelty of someone else (other than your yourself) pleasuring your little (ie cute) sausage.
      HILARIOUS, bro. HILARYOUS. The Donald would find that amusing – get it HILARYOUS (hilary … ous)

      Reply
      • The Donald says:

        Jo Hashem, bro.
        That really is HILARY … OUS

        Reply
    • To Cute Sausage. It is heartening to see you are such a prolific writer. LMAO. You really do get worked up over NOTHING. LMAO

      Reply
  63. Roving Zucchini says:

    Well i’m back from 6 months overseas & i noticed that the threads for MH & AH are gone. Anyway i was feeling horny & popped into MH earlier this week. A lot of new WLs. Some good sorts. Picked Willow. Dark hair, really big luscious tits, big butt. Nice & meaty. Well i was not disappointed. Great oral skills. She loved DATY & moaned when i rimmed her asshole. Yee haa

    Reply
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      Cute Sausage says:

      May 26, 2017 at 12:33 pm

      You know chaps, just been reviewing posts dating back some time and they have a common theme.
      Plugging a girls arse and licking her arse. As if a pussy wasn’t acceptable.
      And guess what ?? it’s posted by the same idiot.
      So I have come to a conclusion about the posting on Parlour Pages.. It’s all…now wait for it

      A blatant lie, a fragrant untruth, an obvious fallacy.
      Or, the excrement of cattle.
      “I smell something…
      Is it dog? No…
      Is it horse? No…
      I know. Its BULLSHIT!”
      This is bullshit.
      the telling of lies, or false statements; untruthfulness:
      From boyhood, he has never been good at lying.
      falsehood, falsity, mendacity, prevarication.
      telling or containing lies; deliberately untruthful; deceitful; false:
      a lying report.
      deceptive, misleading, mendacious, fallacious; sham, counterfeit.
      a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.
      prevarication, falsification.
      something intended or serving to convey a false impression; imposture:
      His flashy car was a lie that deceived no one.
      an inaccurate or false statement; a falsehood.
      the charge or accusation of telling a lie:
      He flung the lie back at his accusers.
      (used without object), lied, lying.
      to speak falsely or utter untruth knowingly, as with intent to deceive.
      prevaricate, fib.
      to express what is false; convey a false impression.
      (used with object), lied, lying.
      to bring about or affect by lying (often used reflexively):
      to lie oneself out of a difficulty; accustomed to lying his way out of difficulties.
      give the lie to, a.to accuse of lying; contradict.
      .to prove or imply the falsity of; belie:
      His poor work gives the lie to his claims of experience.
      lie in one’s throat /teeth, to lie grossly or maliciously:
      If she told you exactly the opposite of what she told me, she must be lying in her teeth.
      Also, lie through one’s teeth.
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      Roving Zucchini says:

      May 26, 2017 at 9:37 am

      Well i’m back from 6 months overseas & i noticed that the threads for MH & AH are gone. Anyway i was feeling horny & popped into MH earlier this week. A lot of new WLs. Some good sorts. Picked Willow. Dark hair, really big luscious tits, big butt. Nice & meaty. Well i was not disappointed. Great oral skills. She loved DATY & moaned when i rimmed her asshole. Yee haa

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      Drinkboy@@@@@ says:

      May 25, 2017 at 3:44 pm

      Anyone know where Ashley from MH works now?

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      Ismail says:

      May 25, 2017 at 8:22 am

      Went to RCT the other day. Was introduced to a bevy of womans. A woman of Mediterranean background came out and flashed a very nice smile. Slim body, small firm rear and very pert c cups, says “Hi i am XXXX (name withheld as per new ridiculous guidelines set by ,Adim) you like me” , Fuck yeah i think to myself , i says “yes i like you” . In the shower with her with a hard pecker, as soon as the soap was rinsed off she gets on her knees and starts bbbj-ing me, gosh i thought, im in heaven, after 2 mins we get out, dry off and then she pushed me onto the bed, lays next to me and then straight into DFKing me, what a kisser this girl is, then she sits up, looks at then holds my boner and goes down, the first motion was nearly a deep throat and then a super nice up and down suck, WTF , i haven’t had a blowy like that since i was in my early 20s. After maybe 5 mins i couldn’t take anymore otherwise i would have blown her cheeks out, lol, so i tell her to stop and its my turn for payback, she lays down and i get between her legs, which are very nice and i gaze upon a BEAUTIFUL pussy, fortunately she has a slick beaver so i went for it. Bro she tasted sooooo nice, went at it for maybe 10 mins, and let me tell you guys, she loves it, rocking her hips up and down and sometimes pushing hard onto my tongue.. Then bang, she came, said something and pushed herself away from my mouth. We fuck she says, puts the rubber on me and in i go in mish, man a tight puss, just the way us men like it hehe, gave her a good pounding and kabam, off she goes again, then i rolls her on top for cowgirl, what a magnificent ride she is, and watching her pert boobs jiggle was it for me and i emptied a sack full of goo and just as i finish shes off again and then collapses on me panting and mumbling something, we laid in each others arms for a little while and i looked at the clock, damn an hour goes fast when your having a good time. She then says shower because time finish, i said no its not, she looks at me not understanding what i meant, i grabbed my wallet, pull out more dollars, gave it to her and said, 1 more hour, she raps a towel around her and out she goes, im just laying there waiting thinking here we go, 5 mins will pass before she’s back but no, couldn’t have been 60 secs and shes back in the room, throws the towel to the floor, jumps on the bed between my legs and down she goes on me again, I don’t know which BBBJ was the best, the 1 in the shower, the first on the bed, or that second time, after about 5 mins i says its time for a 69r, she spins around and im in aww watching that puss coming down on my face,,, yum yum yum yum yum yum, man i think im in love with her pussy, 5 min or so off 69ing then dommed up again, a few mins of mish then doggy,,, guys, if your a lover of small butts then this is the girl to see, i lost a lot of protein after 2 or 3 min in doggy just watching her ass and lightly squeezing he

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      Cute Sausage says:

      May 25, 2017 at 12:04 pm

      Bully for you Ismail.
      What kind of fucking retard are you writing that crap? Thinks she loves you? Dumbfuck! She loves ya moneys bro!!!!

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      ADMINISTRATION says:

      May 24, 2017 at 6:08 am

      There has been of late, a lot of bickering on the part of punters.
      A lot of submissions are fake, with unacceptable references made to sexual practices carried out. Therefore Parlour Pages has set a minimum standards guideline for acceptable postings.
      .
      1) You must not publish graphic details of events between the sheets with you and the lady. And no use of abbreviations such as DATY, etc.
      2) You must not mention her name (unless it is flattering to her). It constitutes slander.
      You can however give her a star rating from one 1 to 10 (10 being very great service).
      3) No mention of body smells.

      This list will be revised from time to time
      If problems persist then we may consider closing this site

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      Very Disappointed says:

      May 24, 2017 at 3:03 pm

      To Administrator,
      Good try. How do we know you aren’t the troll who has mucked up this whole forum. I thought the purpose of this forum was to post details about our experiences between the sheets. The “restrictions” you want to impose basically make this forum useless. So we cant use any abbreviations? What a load of crap! Cant mention a WL’s name if she has given a dud service. We cant talk about it? WTF? Slander? I dont think so! Is this political correctness gone mad? We can only write about “good” experiences. Seriously? Ya gotta be joking!!!!
      So if you truly are the Administrator of this site, then you’ve just killed this forum. No more reviews from me. And i’ve posted scores of detailed reviews of my experiences both good & bad under different names. And why different names? Because some troll (most probably you) kept on pinching my monikers. Any way, i will no longer contribute to this forum. It really has gone downhill over the past 12 months. It started when the thread for 269 was deactivated. It was then followed by Amanda Heavens, Cougar Town & Miss Heavens. These were the best threads. BTW I wont even bother reading this forum again. Sionara. Ciao. Au Revoir. FO

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      Cute Sausage says:

      May 24, 2017 at 6:30 pm

      OMG Very Disappointed
      Stop acting like a sooky boy. They are within their rights aren’t they ?
      You mean you believe all the bullshit ?? Clown !! if you do.
      It’s just fun banter between men.. not to be taken seriously
      Or do you just want to talk dirty just for the fun of it.
      Maybe you are that troll you talk about.
      Grow up man

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      Cute Sausage says:

      May 24, 2017 at 7:16 pm

      Hey prick head yes you “Very Disappointed Sooky Boy”
      So – it’s YOU the fucking troll just admitting posting under different names… Why you fool??
      If you have something to say why use different names.
      An imbecile obviously.

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      Very Disappointed says:

      May 24, 2017 at 3:07 pm

      To administrator.
      One more gripe.
      You mention that a lot of submissions are fake? How the fuck would you know? Seriously?
      Anyway, your post regardless of whether it was posted by the “troll” or the real genuine administrator (which i seriously doubt) had really pissed me off.

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      Cute Sausage says:

      May 25, 2017 at 2:17 am

      Administration is a troll. What idiot would fall for that posting & actually believe it is from Admin? Only sooky boys like Very Disappointed. Well i is not disappointed that Very Disappointed is not on this site any more. In fact i is Very Happy. Ha ha ha. I win you miserable fucking shit. Administrator’s post is from one of the many trolls on this site.
      BTW I calls meself “cute sausage” as it is really a “very little sausage”. Am obsessed with “big” sausages. I like them in me mouth & arse (at the same time). I havent been with a woman or a prostitute for years after one fuckin bitch made disparaging remarks about me “cute” sausage. This is why i envy punters who write about their experiences. Boo hoo hoo. I’m so sad. I really hates meself & me miserable life. Boo hoo hoo. Boo hoo hoo.
      Regards
      Sooky Sausage Boy.
      PS you may also know me as Pal, ?, Wartboy, Warty Boy, RZ, LZ, BJ Thomas, Italian Stallion, Bartie, John, Roger, Steve, Amir, Salim, Asif, Afridi, Punter33 etc etc etc. I pinches all these “labels” from other punters as i dont have much imagination. He he he

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      Very Disappointed says:

      May 25, 2017 at 10:56 am

      2.17am cute sausage? not much life you have

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      Pal says:

      May 22, 2017 at 5:45 pm

      Hey Guys it’s your good mate Pal.
      I leaving for quite a while so I’ll say goodbye tomorrow. Now you be good y’haer
      Does anyone want me to stay ?? Just say so and I will !!

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      BJ Thomas says:

      May 22, 2017 at 8:38 pm

      yes please stay and keep the funny comments coming. love BJ Thomas xoxo

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      Pal says:

      May 23, 2017 at 6:36 am

      Hey Guys… I’m going now… don’t miss me too much.
      You too BJ.. BTW I won’t give you any XXOO because I don’t do men… sorry.
      But if you have a quiet word with Jamie (puke puke) I feel sure he will let you poke him more than a few times.Enjoy.
      And when you poke him/her just whisper “I love ya Jamie).
      Also try Cheeto.. he may be good for some too.

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      Unlucky Punter says:

      May 22, 2017 at 4:21 pm

      I went to RCT today after failing to get a booking with Claudia at MH yesterday hell she was booked by some greedy prick for hours .Business must be slow for the remaining granny brigade at Miss Heavens … Nicole/Angel was in the line up same old shit lines came out of her mouth no wonder she never gets picked anywhere anymore ……. Ended up seeing Joslyn nice service

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      Pal says:

      May 21, 2017 at 6:07 am

      Hi Guys… It’s your good mate Pal again I’m baaaaak.
      Now I have told youse not to publish shit but you still persist. So here I am here to haunt youse.
      Now goon Admin I’m on to you. You are really: Nicola Tesla, Steve, Fucking Cheeto, Jamie (puke), BJ Thomas (lets hope you can really sing), Uigeadail, Tarzan of the Apes (ape really).
      Now Tarzan you are a lying cunt. I have been with Selina and she does not do BBBJ, Daty, 69, Rimming arse holes (especially your smelly one). You have a depraved mind (admin). Go back to the jungle and take you cocktail frankfurt with you.

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      Bystander says:

      May 21, 2017 at 8:51 pm

      As an unbiased bystander, i’ve never know any WL who says NO to DATY & 69. So this Pal is all bull shit. Just another troll infesting this forum.
      Any punters out there who have met Selina? It would be good to hear from genuine punters who have penetrated Selina. LOL

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      Pal says:

      May 22, 2017 at 6:13 am

      “As an unbiased bystander” ?? uhuhuhuh.. yes right… who are you on my list. Jamie (puke) I bet.
      Jamie is about 70 and he still calls himself Jamie (poofy).
      Bystander, I have been around a long time. Would it surprise you that most of the WL’s only like one thing from you. Your wallet. They don’t like you, your silly looking prick or cum in their mouth or sex and their MO is to finish you off as quickly as possible – to piss you off out the door; so they can finish off the next fool.
      If you want to hear from genuine punters here, listen to me, all the others are fakes and con men. Especially Jamie (puke & ADMIN).

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      Bystander says:

      May 22, 2017 at 6:56 am

      You make a lot of assumptions about me. For starters, I never said i’ve ever been with a prostitute. So you are way off course pally. You have issues with your self esteem. You are an angry aggressive person whom the working girls find unattractive & just tolerate you for your cash. You are a pathetic, miserable & smallminded “man” who is inadequate in bed & useless with women. You’ve most probably have had to pay for every root you’ve ever had. You know it makes sense. BTW you can respond to this anyway you want but i will not reply as i dont like to communicate with idiots. Boom Boom

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      Pal says:

      May 22, 2017 at 7:12 am

      Oh BJ Thomas not doubt.. fuckin ADMIN no doubt.
      So if you don’t go with prostitutes why are you looking in Parlour Pages. Fucking nitwit. Just as a casual observer ??? hehe
      Oh all those nasty words to hurt my feelings….. booo hooo I’m damaged now by your assertions.
      hahahahh
      Don’t post shit and I won’t need to respond… simples (like the meare cats on tv).

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      Wartboy says:

      May 22, 2017 at 12:48 pm

      Pal, Selina gave me a BBBJ. She allowed DATY then we had a 69er after she rimmed my cornhole. You’re just jealous. You’ve never met Selina. You are a big fat liar

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      Pal says:

      May 22, 2017 at 1:36 pm

      Wartboy.. You are really: Nicola Tesla (with brains the size of peas), Steve, Fucking Cheeto, Jamie (puke), BJ Thomas (lets hope you can really sing while you lick arse holes), Uigeadail, Tarzan of the Grapes (ape really).
      Y O U A R E F U L L OF IT
      Find yourself a wife or girlfriend you desperado.
      Yes, I know you surf the porn sites at 2am. Pervert

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      Freud says:

      May 21, 2017 at 5:49 am

      To Cute Sausage (ie Ladyboy, Doc, Pal, Newbie, RZ & LZ etc). Have you ever posted a review? NO.
      BTW what kind of fuckwit are you? Your choice of moniker – Cute Sausage – says a lot about you. Little things are cute. Your sausage is obviously smaller than average. You are obessed with your sausage & other guys sausages.
      Your contributions are limited to mouthing off about other punters’ comments. What a tough guy you are.
      Oh and by the way, you try to create the impression that you are educated & knowledgeable. You are not.
      KAPOW

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      BJ Thomas says:

      May 18, 2017 at 9:37 pm

      To Doc & Freaking Out.
      Firstly, the blog by Doc is a copy & paste job which keeps appearing in various threads.
      Secondly, Doc is Freaking Out.
      Thirdly, Freaking Out should see a doctor if and i say IF actually have a physical ailment
      Fouthly, Freaking Out under numerous monikers eg Wartboy keeps posting his BS about STDs.
      My advice: FO as no one really cares about your nonsensical rantings

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      Doc says:

      May 19, 2017 at 4:52 am

      To : BJ Thomas
      Doc is Doc…. not Wartboy or Freakin Out….Or anyone else.
      I have only submitted twice in the public interest.
      And I have done so in order to enlighten folk that seem to be wreckless and blaise` when they carry out unsafe sexual practices.
      The post yesterday will be my last one.
      If you want to ruin the quality of your lives, shorten your lives and make a misery of other peoples lives … UP TO YOU.

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      BJ Thomas says:

      May 19, 2017 at 5:14 am

      That is absolutely correct. As you wrote “IT IS UP TO US”.
      If we wanted moralising etc, we wouldnt be on this forum.

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      Newbie says:

      May 20, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      To BJ Thomas
      Look I think Doc makes great sense. He is obviously medical and only a fool would disregard with what he has to say. He isn’t moralising… you are only burying your head in the sand buddy.

      He scared me shitless to the point that I went to the doctor to be tested. Thank goodness all clear. I won’t be doing ANYTHING unsafe in future.. just not worth it.

      And what about the idiots that run this site. These clowns let anything through. Just looked through the archives and a lot of shit is still there.
      Probably some mad man/woman (not tech savvy obviously) or unknowns doing a sting operation and gathering intel for nix.

      Punters stop writing stuff that will get your girls in trouble.

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      Cute Sausage says:

      May 20, 2017 at 6:47 pm

      Hey Newbie
      Man you are right on.
      I also have a question for Parlour Pages management.
      Why the fuck do you keep posts dating back so long.
      They are no longer relevant !!!
      They are taking up fucking computer space for nothing.
      Punters want to know the state of play today, yesterday or the day before… NOT months ago.
      Just clean the fuckin posts out completely each month… OK Dummy.

      Probably a dopey shiela running this site… bet she collects handbags like she keeps dud posts alive for years.

      Newbie says:

      May 20, 2017 at 2:49 pm

      BJ Thomas
      You are management… aren’t you
      You are a paranoid fucking idiot.
      I’ve only seen Doc’s article twice then second time with an amendment to his/her original.
      BS about STD’s ???? BS about STD’s…. ??
      Poor deluded fool

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      Nikola Tesla says:

      May 20, 2017 at 8:02 pm

      Cute Sausage. Idiots like you trying to tell management what to do to this site really piss me off. If you dont like this forum, stop reading it & set up your own forum. Errrr. You wouldnt know where to start. You are a bully boy. A real tuff guy. Another keyboard warrior. You is da Ninja. PRRFFFTTTT!

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      Cute Sausage says:

      May 20, 2017 at 8:37 pm

      Nicola Tesla… Yeh sure you are.
      You are once again Admin… idiot !!
      Nicola Tesla had brains – he invented the Tesla coil, proposed world wide electrification, resonance and many unique gadgets and patents.
      You are brainless – how can you liken yourself with the genius of Tesla
      I’ll tell you something about yourself (I’m a mind reader) – you grew off the end of your tool.
      He certainly would liken and take STD’s seriously. I D I O T

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      Cute Sausage says:

      May 20, 2017 at 8:42 pm

      Oh Also Tesla

      Learn to write properly….. 6 th grade primary education no doubt.

      Tuff ??…. it’s spelt “tough”

      You is da Ninja ?? …. You are the Ninja (no I’m not clown)

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      Wartboy says:

      May 22, 2017 at 2:24 pm

      To little (cute) sausage. Who really cares? Got nothing better to do with your sad existence?

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      Doc says:

      May 18, 2017 at 10:21 am

      Will the owners of this site and some of the punters never learn.
      Admittedly, there has been substantal improvement but still some individuals post about unacceptable sexual practices. Also, do you think it’s only punters that are viewing this site ?? Council Officers and Regulatory Agencies are given free info by looking here.
      So, if you want to have your favourite a place closed down a simple posting may cause that.
      I have added to my initial post some more information that will have you thinking.
      It is under PS.

      April 28, 2017 at 6:58 am
      Wartboy
      I can’t believe that you would promote and minimise the risks of an acquired STD.
      You think it’s a disgrace to go to the doctor over and over again with an STD. Well you’re right on that count. The idea you should be promoting is safe sex – so you don’t get STD’s.
      Look the only way to identify what STD someone has (there are dozens) is to go to the doctor and have blood and urine tests to identify what STD it is and whether it is curable with antibiotics. Specific antibiotics are used for specific illnesses. Also, after a complete course of antibiotics (assuming the illness is bacterial in nature) the tests need to be repeated to ensure you are cured or need more medication to eradicate it. Sometimes that can take months depending if the illness is gram + or gram -.
      If the illness is viral, antibiotics do nothing. You may have a permanent, ultimately fatal illness.
      To suggest someone get a handful of pills from India or any online place is really silly. They are either all fake or very low dose. So that means (if they are low dose) the illness isn’t been cured and developing antibiotic resistance. Also, with the stiffy pills you mention. Do you know that 80,000 men die annually from Viagra overdose compications.
      Also, if you buy online how do you know what you are getting. The pills that are supposedly sold as antibioitics might be curry pills for all you know.
      Look, people like Slammin Salami, Lebanese Cucumber, Piddles (and others) probably are already infected. Silly punters listen to these fools at your peril.
      Also, if you practice unsafe sex do you want to spread your illnesses around to innocent loved ones ??
      **** Parlour Pages is a publicly listed company and is very irresponsible for allowing the propogation and publication of very unsafe sexual practices.It won’t be long before a whole load of punters call for a class action and sue after they get a fatal illness.
      Not long ago a fellow sued a big named hotel for allowing the service of alcohol when the hotel knew the implication of doing so.

      PS. If you happen to acquire an STD in order to get the necessary medications you need to go to the doctor or an STD clinic.
      When you have an STD it is a Reportable Illness. The Health Department needs to know about it.
      You will be asked whom you came in contact with so they can be treated. There is no longer any privacy.
      So, unless you know some crooked doctor/ pathology laboratory that is prepared to conceal your identity you will go on a register. Your only hope (maybe) is to fly out to an Asian country and be treated there in the hope of anonymity.
      On your medical report at your doctors surgery, there will also be reference to the fact that you have/had an STD.

      If you get a referral to a specialist for an unrelated reason, then your doctor is required to inform the specialist of your history. With computer networking a lot of medical histories are linked so doctor shopping will be a thing of the past in the not too distant future.

      Also, can you imagine in a cashless society how governments can see your movements so easily; when you swipe your credit/debit card in these parlours..

      So you can see how important it is to indulge in safe sexual practices. This is a serious issue with long term consequences.

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      freaking out says:

      May 18, 2017 at 5:56 pm

      Hey doc, please view this pic and can you tell me what the fuck is this thing growing behind my ear, its so shameful i now wear a hoodie 24/7. that bloody wartboy must have given it to me via one of the grubby joints didcussed on here. here is a link to the pic, please please tell me what the fuck is it!
      link to img.photobucket.com

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      BJ Thomas says:

      May 19, 2017 at 5:15 am

      Freaking Out. You are Wartboy. Boom boom

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      Freaking Out says:

      May 19, 2017 at 9:25 am

      Hey BJ Thomarse. I is Warboy. Da original & da Best.
      I’m baaacccckkkkk
      Rgds
      Freaking Out aka RZ
      Hahahahaha

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      Cobba says:

      May 20, 2017 at 8:55 pm

      A qualified Doc would not diagnose from a picture, unethical.

      But I can tell you.
      It’s a Ham, Chicken & Pea sandwich growing behind you ear.
      Just imagine .. you have sandwiches for life… for free.
      Thank Wart Boy.

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      Uigeadail says:

      May 20, 2017 at 1:40 pm

      Parlour Pages is a publicly listed company?! I must have missed that’s one on the ASX. My advice is to sell your shares now because the value is plummeting.

      Reply

      Unlucky Punter says:

      May 14, 2017 at 8:59 pm

      On Friday I went to Miss Heavens and was lucky enough to see Claudia …. Her pussy is tight as but Im sure she’ll get a good stretching as she is always busy plus is hot mid 30’s babe.My question is she gave me a CBJ has anyone who has seen her got a BBBJ ?

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      Lucky Strike says:

      May 15, 2017 at 5:20 am

      Well i’ve only seen her once & i got BBBJ. Admittedly i went down on her first – DATY – for a minimum of 5 minutes. Got her to orgasm multiple times. Then i asked her to get in the 69 position. Maybe she felt i either earnt or deserved a BBBJ. I always use that approach with most WLs on meeting them for the first time. Sometimes i end up getting BBFS. BTW there are at least 8 on the current roster at MH that provide BBFS. I only know of two who dont provide BBBJ. 4 of them even let me do anal bare back. I’m not going to mention any names because i reckon some of the threads in this forum were discontinued by Admin owing to trolls BSing about what certain WLs were doing. In fact i know of one WL at CT that quite a few guys were BSing about services she provided. And she was quite upset. BTW i now see that particular WL as she is now an independent escort. False news. Lots of false news. So i wont name & shame. LOL. Anyway the regular punters at MH would know about whom i am talking. 3/4 are obvious to anyone who has picked them as i got BBFS on the very first (of many visits).

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      Unlucky Punter says:

      May 15, 2017 at 6:34 am

      Does Claudia provide an anal service too ??? That is one cute tush

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      Lucky Strike says:

      May 15, 2017 at 6:45 am

      TBH I never asked. I only saw her once. She doesnt do it for me. If you want anal, see the following: Paloma, Pip, Candy, Nicole, Abigail, Jazz, Jade. I have been told that Kartier & Sarah do anal but i suspect it may be BS.

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      Pedro says:

      May 15, 2017 at 6:40 am

      Wolf Blitzer, Abby was only there for a few weeks. She used to do massage at other places then started providing FS at Vitality. Had to quit when her BF found out. As far as I know she quit the business. I thought she was awesome. She gave awesome head & loved DATY

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      Mr Kleen says:

      May 15, 2017 at 6:51 am

      Mate, did you shower when you got there? Maybe it smelt a bit. Just a suggestion. Reason i ask is she always gives me BBBJ except on my first visit. On my second visit when meeting her in the Reception Room, i told her i would pick her only if i had BBBJ. No problems since then. Good luck. BTW if it happens a second time, pick someone else. Nadine & Charlize dont do BBBJ – at least with me. A shame because Nadine is sensational. Even with a condom on, the BJ was really good

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      Unlucky Punter says:

      May 15, 2017 at 8:40 am

      I can honestly say I was as clean as a whistle as I was just off work and had a bloody hot shower with plenty of soap …. Hmmm I knew I was getting fucked over I will just see Charlize Layla or Alexis and avoid seeing Claudia now Thanks for the heads up its greatly appreciated guys

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      Mr Kleen says:

      May 15, 2017 at 12:47 pm

      BTW i asked Charlize if she provides natural french (in reception room) & she said “never”. I suggest you ask them in the room when getting introduced. I wont pick them unless BBBJ is on offer.

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      Robbie says:

      May 15, 2017 at 1:01 pm

      To Unlucky, see sarah, kartier, nicole, jazz, jade, candy, abigail, paloma or aleesha if you want a raunchy service. Of the WLs mentioned above, nearly all if them provide anal; all do BBBJ & the majority provide BBFS.

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      Stifler says:

      May 14, 2017 at 12:45 am

      I would be keen to hear from any punters that have been lucky enough to go swinging with any WL’s . I had the opportunity to go with Sheridan of AH about 4 years ago but never took her up on it. ..I’m an idiot.
      Let’s hear your stories fella’s.

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      Big Bad John says:

      May 14, 2017 at 1:42 am

      Dont worry Stifler, i was given the same opportunity by her. Also another couple of the WLs at AH also gave me the same offer eg Nicole, Dena, Bridgitte & a couple of others whose names escape me. Dont know what they saw in me as i’m in my mid 60s. However I am financially well off. Extremely well off.
      One thing they all had in common was they loved my oral skills (so they say) & allowed me to do bare back in both the pussy & arse. The reason i never took their offers up is i once had a relationship with a pro. Just did my head in. She wanted me to marry her. Nearly did it. Thank goodness I snapped out of it. Since then i make it a rule never to see them outside the room. No matter how much i like them. TBH they are sluts and always will be. They enjoy their work & love cock & pussy. Most of all they love money. Finally i once went to a swingers party. Even though i scored about 3 different chicks, they were pretty ordinary in both appearance & personality. Watched my partner in a MMMF session. Each guy porked her ass. She loved being DP’ed while having a cock in her mouth. What a fucking slut!!!! She had already fucked 2 others guys before she was gang banged by the other 3 guys. She told me the other 2 did her ass. BTW She was the one who wanted to marry me. TBH I found the whole thing depressing & i was disgusted. The guys were not even fit, lean or good looking. Skinny legs & shoulders with beer bellies. Typical westies. In fact they were bogans. The party was at Campbelltown. Took her home & just dropped her off at my front door. Never saw her again. The whole scene is depressing. It was off. Personally felt sickened by the whole sordid evening.
      These days i pays my money & dont see them outside the room. Even now there is one WL at MH who is keen on me but these WLs are great actresses & will BS you ie they tell you what you want to hear. They all want to be taken care of financially. I have never regretted turning down all subsequent offers to go to swinging parties. BTW i saw Stephanie tonight at CT. She’s all woman. She’s my current regular root. LOL

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      Big Bad John says:

      May 14, 2017 at 7:44 am

      I have severe low self esteem, I live in a fantacy world of delusions, the only women i have ever had are brothel girls

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      Smooth Operator says:

      May 14, 2017 at 5:27 pm

      Well that second comment by BBJ was written by that nuisance of a troll. A serial pest whose only contributions to this forum is negative snipes at punters who write detaiked reviews. We all know that YOU are the delusional one with low esteem

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      Stifler says:

      May 14, 2017 at 10:05 am

      That’s a pretty hot story John. Thanks for sharing.

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      Smooth Operator says:

      May 14, 2017 at 7:09 am

      Stifler, never ever met Sheridan but Nicole (AH) wanted me to go with her to a swingers party. Declined. Also used to ask me to see her outside. I would pay for the motel room, and we would then have heaps if sex. Declined. Other than that, other girls have asked if i’d be interested in a relationship. Not interested.

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      Stifler says:

      May 14, 2017 at 10:03 am

      Oh no way I’d ever get into a relationship with any of them but would try swinging at least once. Actually would like to take Heidi to one of them.

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      Silva Foxe says:

      May 14, 2017 at 5:33 pm

      To Stifler. I only went to one swingers party. Scored but felt disgusted & depressed. Never went again. BTW i used to have FFM sessions with Dena & Candy. Anyone else have any similar stories about Dena et al?

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      Big Bad John says:

      May 14, 2017 at 6:00 pm

      i went to a swingers too silva, i found it disgusting too, one woman had no clit, must have been a muslim, felt sorry for her. another woman look like she had a mental disorder, like she wanted to kill all men. then a put my head under the water in the spar, bad bad bad mistake, wound up in hospital the next day with suspected meningitus they were going to do a spinal tap but i recovered. man i was vomiting all day my head was exploding and i got dehydrated.

      Mr Kleen says:

      May 15, 2017 at 6:59 am

      Stiffie, i had a FFFM session with my GF at MH when it was located at Whiting Rd. They both fisted her pussy. It was unbelievably horny to watch. My GF wouldnt let me fuck them. I ended up getting BBBJs off both WLs. BTW both WLs are still on MH’s roster. The only hints i’ll give are:
      Bith WLs are tall.
      One WL has short blonde hair & big tits & a big fat juicy arse.
      Second WL has dark hair, a big arse & is trim.
      BTW i have subsequently seen both WLs separately. Fucking great value

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      Stifler says:

      May 15, 2017 at 7:08 am

      The blonde in question is obviously Emma. She is amazing.

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      Mr Kleen says:

      May 15, 2017 at 12:52 pm

      Forgot to add that Layla & Alexis provide BBBJ. For a woman in her 50s, Layla has a hot body with an all over tan. Her boobs are natural & magnificent. Nice personality & not crass like some of the other WLs at MH.

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      Mr Kleen says:

      May 15, 2017 at 12:56 pm

      Stifler. Correcto mundo! Spot on. The other WL was Alexis. It was an amazing session. My GF wants to do it again. She’s bisexual. It was awesome watching all three girls licking each others’ pussies & rimming arseholes. You should try it! It was a bit expensive. Booked for an hour. My GF was screaming her head off in ecstacy. Got a mongrel just writing this blog. LMAO

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      Unlucky Punter says:

      May 15, 2017 at 3:30 pm

      Mr Kleen I never thought Alexis would be into that hahaha How wrong can one be !! Id get your GF next Alexis and Charlize … BTW once Charlize knows you she sucks cock deep as top class BBBJ with CIM Also she loves a good cock pounding

      Linford says:

      May 20, 2017 at 8:46 am

      Anyone know where Sheridan/Hannah works now?

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      Stifler says:

      May 20, 2017 at 8:57 am

      No luck in finding her since her brief return to MH a short while ago.

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      Linford says:

      May 20, 2017 at 10:11 am

      I was lucky enough to have porked those massive tits

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      wartboy says:

      May 20, 2017 at 9:34 am

      i did her BB for many times free long time ago Cheers RZ

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      Albert Einstein says:

      May 20, 2017 at 7:56 pm

      Wartboy – u r all BS

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      Unlucky Punter says:

      May 11, 2017 at 12:38 pm

      Thank goodness !!!!!! I see Charlize and Claudia are back on the roster at MH will definitely giving one off them some attention on Sunday
      I also see new ladies available at Riverwood Cougars too …. Things are looking brighter there perhaps as it went to the shithouse badly they were either old grannies,big porkers or Id seen them so many times it was boring

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      Mr Kleen says:

      May 15, 2017 at 8:29 pm

      To Unlucky, you’re surprised by Alexis doing that? Ha ha ha. Once they have been in the business for a year or two, they become relaxed about doing things they would never thought of doing. I reckon there would not be one WL at MH who has eaten pussy at least once. They mite not like it at first but they’ll do anything for money. At MH, there are four WLs that my mate & I have DP’ed. One WL claimed it was her first time (yea like i believe that). Guess what? All four loved it. They are just a bunch of nice accommodating sluts. And us punters are grateful for that. LMAO.
      Anyone got any stories (even old ones) about raunchy or kinky escapades at MH & AH?

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      Unlucky Punter says:

      May 16, 2017 at 6:05 am

      Mr Kleen don’t leave me in naïve suspense Who were they …… Far out I have lived a sheltered life hahaha

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      Osama bin Rooting says:

      May 10, 2017 at 4:19 pm

      Went to CT @Riverwood yesterday. Picked a new gal Amanda. A very fair skinned Indian. Nice body, pretty face. Had an awesome 69. It was bloody good. She has great oral skills. Blew in her mouth. No sex as i was limp after that. 9/10

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      Nick says:

      May 11, 2017 at 6:59 pm

      I agree. Saw this Amanda last Saturday. Pretty lady, eyes to die for! Full of passion and softness, just the way I like my woman. She was quite hot in the bed, blew my head off. Will be going back more often. Yes, her blow job is marvellous and she squirts easily. She is an intelligent and smart lady, very unusual to find in a brothel. Highly recommended.

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      Unluck punter says:

      May 9, 2017 at 1:35 pm

      WTF is happening at Miss Heavens most of them need a stint at Jenny Craig’s I don’t expect models to appear but some slimmer 8/10’s would be nice in the mix.Lately the real good ones have disappeared …. May be Im just unlucky when Ive been going and the best ones are getting pumped in the rooms lol Im sure not getting any there atm

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      George says:

      May 9, 2017 at 8:36 pm

      For starters, Tessa, Layla, Sarah are all trim. I’ll admit quite a few are porkers. It is what it is

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      Unklucky Punter says:

      May 10, 2017 at 10:53 am

      I agree with you those WL’s are quite sexy though Tessa is starting to show her age a bit
      ( aren’t we all ) I had Alexis yesterday it was a good service but her arse is getting bigger by the month …….. Im too critical I think Ive been spoilt for choice over the years

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      Bull Schitt says:

      May 11, 2017 at 8:57 pm

      Crikey if you think Al’s arse is big what about the arses on Emma, Abigail, Pip, Candy & at least half of the roster. Now their arses are a lot bigger than Alexis’.

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      Steve says:

      May 10, 2017 at 4:12 pm

      The good’uns at MH are always busy. The “less attractive” ones usually offer other services e.g. BBFS &/or anal at no extra cost. I always pick those ones if my favourites are unavailable.

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      Oscar says:

      May 10, 2017 at 4:24 pm

      After all the talk about the heavy girls at MH, maybe it should change its name to Massive Heifers – LMAO. When i go there next time, i will bring my shotgun to shoot some bush pigs. HA HA HA HA HA. Bush pigs! That’s hilarious.

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      Bull Schitt says:

      May 10, 2017 at 4:28 pm

      If you think the WLs at MH are bad, suggest you go to Whiting St. Went there last Friday. Got introduced to about 6/7 girls. All except for one were fuglies. Only one was any good & i picked her. Called herself Linda. Great legs & ass with a firm flat tummy. She was a good root. Gave me great .head

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      Bull Schitt says:

      May 10, 2017 at 5:42 pm

      i might add shortly after this happened to my dick Cheers RZ link to stdpictures.org

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      Bull Schitt says:

      May 10, 2017 at 7:26 pm

      The second comment by Bull Schitt was NOT posted by me. It’s that fucking troll Wartboy aka RZ aka ? aka Doc aka LZ aka Phil etc etc. Never posts a review about encounters with WLs unless it is about ladyboys & he always craps on about STDs, warts & HIV. Often posts the same stort how he just caught HIV & to be aware. This BS story has been posted in so many threads

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      Hunter – the Young 29yo Punter says:

      May 9, 2017 at 12:58 am

      Following Braaad’s example. It is time to bring some decent info, reviews and usable intel back to this thread. In the golden “olden” days, there was great quality intel. So let’s freshen this up to be a little more current and of a better standard. To begin, here’s a quick summary of the known establishments we can expect a quality finish (to name a few):

      • SYDNEY COUGARS – 60 Whiting St Artarmon

      • MISS HEAVENS – 6 Cleg St Artarmon

      • VICTORIA’S SECRET – Victoria Rd Chatswood

      • COUGAR TOWN – Belmore Rd Riverwood

      • MARLENES – 26 Bourke St Alexandria

      • MAGGIES – Seville St North Parramatta

      • COUGARS OF SYDNEY – Kingswood

      • CLUB 121 – Pyrmont

      • WIVES ONLY – St Peters

      • BLACK CAT – Surry Hills

      • A MATURE AFFAIR – Harris Park

      Reply below with your experiences, advice and recommendations for any listed or not listed if you will

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      Tom says:

      May 9, 2017 at 6:39 pm

      You can cross off Cougars of Sydney in Kingswood, expensive, few girls, lying receptionist.

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      George says:

      May 9, 2017 at 8:39 pm

      Tom, i agree with you about the receptionist. She’s prone to exxaggeration. Lately the quality everywhere seems to have gone down. Is it me or is it just that i am getting old?

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      Wolf Blitzer says:

      May 11, 2017 at 4:42 pm

      Miss heavens- Haven’t been to the new location but ladies on the roster I’ve been with are Emma, Heidi, Candy and Reece. I 1st started going to this establishment back in the mid 90s when it was in Surry Hills and much smaller. Back then Amanda used to work in the rooms and i still haven’t had better than her to this day.
      Maggies- haven’t been for 3 years but used to visit Heidi from MH who was named Sonia back then. Good prices and not too busy.
      Club 121 – haven’t been since the late 90s. . . Used to see a massive breasted brunette named Julie who quit the business soon after.
      Black cat – was there in January and saw the naughty and busty Naomi and although the place has gone downhill Naomi is well worth the money. The massage parlour next door called Impressions is no longer ..it has had some amazing girls over the past 15 years.
      Mature Darlings – was seeing Emma aka Penny of MH fame and a couple of other huge breasted ladies who no longer work there. The place is a bit of a dump despite the great girls and the receptionist is a fuckwit.

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      Pedro says:

      May 11, 2017 at 9:16 pm

      Another place that used to be good was Vitality Massage. Saw some great mature WLs there eg Brandy (BBFS, BBBJ, BB anal), Abby – unbelievably big jugs (bigger than Sheridan ex Amanda Heavens), Bianca (BBBJ, anal, DPs), Rita (big titted Indian – BBBJ, BBFS, anal) & quite a few more. Place has gone downhill.

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      Wolf Blitzer says:

      May 12, 2017 at 12:00 am

      I went there a couple of times many years ago, saw a busty mature whose name may have been Michelle if I’m not mistaken ??
      Heidi from MH also did a stint there.
      Abby sounds amazing, do you know of her current whereabouts ? Also any knowledge of where the beautiful Sheridan is now ? I saw her once at MH 4 years ago.

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      Pedro says:

      May 15, 2017 at 5:30 am

      Wolf Blitzer, Abby was only there for a few weeks. She used to do massage at other places then started providing FS at Vitality. Had to quit when her BF found out. As far as I know she quit the business. I thought she was awesome. She gave awesome head & loved DATY

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      Salim Maahaagar says:

      May 7, 2017 at 6:29 am

      After a busy day going to court fighting allegations of assault, cronyism, non payment to tradies as well as employees, i was stressed out. Needed to get some stress relief. So on Friday i hopped into my unregistered Lambo (fuck da cops – they’re pucking on my coz i’m a suckessbful businessman) went to 269. Had rung earlier & booked April for 4:00 PM. Got there early. They put in a room upstairs. Asked if i could have a shower. Had a shower but there was NO SOAP. Shitfuck! Fuckshit! Wasnt comfortable as i still smelt of a mild case of BO. Last shower was 6:00 AM. Anyway April comes in 15 minutes late. Got a nice BBBJ. Then she jumps on top of me then get into doggy position. Did anal. Premises are clean but the place needs a complete reno. Cost was $50 for 30 minutes. Place is full of older women & majority of punters are old decrepit codgers. BTW the sex was bare back

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      Big Bad John says:

      May 6, 2017 at 1:18 am

      Went to Sydney Cougars, 60 Whiting St yesterday. Prices are lower than those at MH. Got introduced to about 8 WLs. Fark. Only one was any good at look at. I picked her. She was a Russki called Linda. Great body. Great big firm strong shapely thighs with a big firm juicy ass. When in the Reception room, she turned around to open the door, i saw her ass (she was wearing a G string). Well that sealed the deal for me. It was beautiful. 30 minutes cost $140. It was a good session. Well worth a return visit. Went home feeling good. Had dinner at the pub opposite the MV Agusta shop. Watched the footie. What a dud game! Was thinking about my session with Linda & was getting horny so went to MH in Cleg St. Big selection. Tuff decision but picked Layla. An attractive gal of Italian background. Beautiful olive skin colouring. For a woman in her 50s, she has a great body & a gorgeous rack. Great BBBJ, 69, DATY, DFK, covered sex. Glad i picked her. Comparing Layla & Linda, i have to say Linds wins by a head. LOL.

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      Slammin Salami says:

      May 4, 2017 at 11:50 am

      I was looking a the riverwood cougars list for tonight I noticed a new one Alexia I hope its Alexis from MH as she is a top class punt and an expert BBBJ er Perhaps Angel/Nicole has told her to give it a try ………. Be interested to find out need some good punts in that place as its really gone to the pack in the last few months

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      Da Silver Fox says:

      May 4, 2017 at 3:52 pm

      Slamming. I recommend BREE @Wives Only. Located in St Peters. Tall, blonde, nice tits, nice body, lovely manner, DFK, DATY, 69. Sex was covered. Best i’ve had in a long while. If she was at MH or CT, she’d be booked out all day

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      Da Silver Fox says:

      May 3, 2017 at 11:42 pm

      Went to MH earlier this evening & saw a little chubby cutie called Ash. She is in possession of a pair of huge tits. Great BBBJ. CIM then she got me hard again. Ended up doing doggy. Boy she has a huge meaty arse. Couldnt help myself. Rimmed her corn hole before penetrating her pussy. Didnt blow a second time. Didnt care as i had a great time with her. Lovely

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      Big tits lover says:

      May 4, 2017 at 12:05 pm

      Hey mate, are those tits natural? How chubby is she?

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      Da Silver Fox says:

      May 4, 2017 at 3:49 pm

      IMO Her tits are HUGE. She’s a BBW. I usually dont go for “big” gals but i just found her sexy. I liked her body. I recommend you check the MH website to see when she is on; go out there. If she doesnt appeal there are plenty of udders (LOL) there. Layla has a beautiful rack. Darcy’s are big. IMO both have good bodies. Emma has a big set and possesses a “strong” physique. Nicole is skinny with big bolt-ons. Candy & Pip have big’uns but both have sloppy bodies. There are udder WLs with big boobs at MH. We all look forward to your review

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      Sleazy Samir says:

      May 2, 2017 at 7:58 pm

      So Omar, did you do anal with both WLs in your 3some on Anzac Day? Just interestex

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      Sleazy Samir says:

      May 2, 2017 at 8:03 pm

      FYI. Just letting you know that Bethany (formerly of Amanda Heavens) is now at Miss Heavens

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      Holden Fucking McNeill says:

      May 3, 2017 at 6:51 am

      Awesome. …Bring on the STD’s

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      ? says:

      May 3, 2017 at 8:08 am

      link to youtube.com

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      Steve says:

      May 3, 2017 at 6:20 pm

      To Fucking Holden McN aka ?, you are an immature moron. Thought you were giving this thread a big miss! Cant keep away. You get your rocks off by putting other people down. You are a miserable excuse for a human being

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      ? says:

      May 3, 2017 at 9:04 pm

      link to youtube.com

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      Omar says:

      May 3, 2017 at 6:22 pm

      Of course! I gets it for free, bro. Da chicks digs me, bro. I is da man

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      ? says:

      May 3, 2017 at 6:24 pm

      Omar, You are full of BS.
      And to Sleazy Samir & Steve, fuck off you shitbags! You dont know me.

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      ? says:

      April 27, 2017 at 3:25 pm

      One final good by from your buddy ?. Don’t miss me too much or pine for me.
      Especially that Leb Cucumber that gets up at 2.30am while the missus is asleep to do some porn surfing and wanking.
      Bye…. boo hoo XX

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      Slamming Salami says:

      April 27, 2017 at 6:07 pm

      To ?. You still posting? Just go! You are a pain in the ass. FO

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      Wartboy says:

      April 28, 2017 at 11:01 am

      Fark Off “?”.
      Crikey. Just go!!!!

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      Piddles says:

      April 27, 2017 at 8:53 am

      Yesterday went to some really crappy joint just off Marrickville Rd during my lunch break. I do a lot of driving in my job. I parked in this laneway. I was near this building. It had a huge “Number 60” painted on the exterior wall. It was located in a lane way. Dont know name of laneway. Building was painted in bright PINK. I kid you not. I wondered if this is a brothel. Decided to go in. It was. Arrived at the exact same time as another , older guy. Bit embarrassing. An asian lady 40 quite attractive opened door. the older bloke knew her as Mimi (i think that is what she said). She said she was free but other girls were busy for 60 minutes. The older guy suggested we both see her, Helen’s eyes lit up and she said why not. I was nervous but thought what the hell. He even offered to pay for the whole session and negotiated with the WL for a full service for him , and 80 for me to watch him and get a r&t. As i said i was nervous. anyway what a great half hour , he fucked her pretty quickly (condom on) whilst she sucked my cock, the old guy came within about 5 mins then sat and watched. i licked her out and she came twice, my nerves went away , both the WL and the older dude were begging me to fuck her. What could i do ? I gave her the full length i am big and thick, and i gave it hard and quickly. The older guy wanted some of my cock also, bizarrely i let him , he started to go down on me , whilst helen fingered my ass. At this time i reciprocated , i had 2 fingers in her pussy and one up her ass, she was groaning and squirming. We all made lots of noise and i am sure the girl next door could hear everything, walls there are thin as. What next? She then asked me to fuck her ass, i couldn’t believe it, i pounded her for 2-3 minutes whilst she sucked the old guy who was now hard and i blew the biggest load all over her back. This was all BB. The older guy wanted me to give him a hand job also , i resisted but grabbed his balls whilst he blew in Mimi’s mouth. sounds like bs right, well i am telling you its for real, it was unexpected, amazing horny, Mimi is the horniest asian woman i have ever seen, get yourself some boys. As i left she asked me to go back early this morning so she could see me in private and do some ‘special’ things to me, she whispered. Well I went back after work & paid $100 for 60 minutes. Well fuck me, it was an unbelievable session. BB in all three holes. I alternated between all three holes. Yep she did ATM. First time ever for me. She also pegged my arse with a small thin one at first then a big thick one while stroking my cock with her other hand. TBH I liked it. Will be seeing her again as she wants to do a lesbian threesome with her & her friend. She said her friend also likes anal. Hmmmm. Looking forward to it. I’ll write a report when that happens. Life can be good sometimes & yesterday was one of those times.

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      Karen says:

      April 27, 2017 at 3:46 pm

      Life won’t be good for you when you get some filthy disease, fucking without condoms, playing Russian roulette with your health, for one hour of pleasure what a moron you are

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      Piddles says:

      April 27, 2017 at 5:54 pm

      Karen, tell someone who really cares. Fucken scaremongerer. Get out & enjoy life. Life is about taking risks. Ciao

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      wartboy says:

      April 28, 2017 at 1:05 am

      its ok, you can get all the antibiotics you desire online from india, that way you dont have to disgrace yourself at the doctors with return visits for the same STDs over and over, bundle your antibiotics with your next order of stiffy pills and save!

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      Doc says:

      April 28, 2017 at 6:58 am

      Wartboy
      I can’t believe that you would promote and minimise the risks of an acquired STD.
      You think it’s a disgrace to go to the doctor over and over again with an STD. Well you’re right on that count. The idea you should be promoting is safe sex – so you don’t get STD’s.
      Look the only way to identify what STD someone has (there are dozens) is to go to the doctor and have blood and urine tests to identify what STD it is and whether it is curable with antibiotics. Specific antibiotics are used for specific illnesses. Also, after a complete course of antibiotics (assuming the illness is bacterial in nature) the tests need to be repeated to ensure you are cured or need more medication to eradicate it. Sometimes that can take months depending if the illness is gram + or gram -.
      If the illness is viral, antibiotics do nothing. You may have a permanent, ultimately fatal illness.
      To suggest someone get a handful of pills from India or any online place is really silly. They are either all fake or very low dose. So that means (if they are low dose) the illness isn’t been cured and developing antibiotic resistance. Also, with the stiffy pills you mention. Do you know that 80,000 men die annually from Viagra overdose compications.
      Also, if you buy online how do you know what you are getting. The pills that are supposedly sold as antibioitics might be curry pills for all you know.
      Look, people like Slammin Salami, Lebanese Cucumber, Piddles (and others) probably are already infected. Silly punters listen to these fools at your peril.
      Also, if you practice unsafe sex do you want to spread your illnesses around to innocent loved ones ??

      **** Parlour Pages is a publicly listed company and is very irresponsible for allowing the propogation and publication of very unsafe sexual practices.It won’t be long before a whole load of punters call for a class action and sue after they get a fatal illness.
      Not long ago a fellow sued a big named hotel for allowing the service of alcohol when the hotel knew the implication of doing so.

      wartboy says:

      April 28, 2017 at 8:10 am

      my post was sarcastic humour, the problem here is some reades take posts too seriously. obviously wear condoms and if you get an STD see the doctor! der!

      Tom says:

      April 27, 2017 at 6:26 pm

      Piddles , your are so full of shit, this is a replica of an old post, complete BS. I go to this joint and I know Mimi, she does not do ANY of these crude fantasy things you speak of. Go back to your Disneyland videos you pin head neanderthal.

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      Piddles says:

      April 27, 2017 at 7:27 pm

      Tom, dont try & BS me. We dont care what you think. It would be nice if you posted a review. We know you are ?, Wartboy, Pal, Fred, Rz, LZ, Cunny Funt, Phil etc etc etc. just fuck off. Show us your review!!!

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      ? says:

      April 28, 2017 at 11:06 am

      Yea Tom. We can see through you, ya fucken troll

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      Chevron says:

      May 15, 2017 at 1:32 pm

      Wolf Blitzer. Last i heard about Sheridan is that she has gone independent & works under the name “Hannah”. Have unsuccessfully searched Backpage & Cracker.

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      Piddles says:

      May 15, 2017 at 1:38 pm

      Well guys, i went back to number 60 and saw my squeeze from my previous visit. Booked 2 WLs for 60 minutes. It was a full on lesbian threesome. I farked both pussies & both arses. All bare back. The WLs licked & rimmed each other. Horny as!!! Blew my load up one of the WLs ass!!!

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      wartboy says:

      May 15, 2017 at 1:50 pm

      awesome count me in spread the good times (and STIs) around BOOYEAH

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      Lebanese Cucumber says:

      April 27, 2017 at 3:03 am

      If you are wondering why i’m up so late. Just left MH. After reading about Ash & her huge tits, i knew i had to book her without having seen her. Well i wasnt disappointed. HUGE & i mean HUGE juggs. She’s a bit porky but her BBBJ was awesome. Feel better now especially after my disastrous session at 269 on Monday afternoon on which i wrote a review only a few minutes earlier

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      ? says:

      April 27, 2017 at 7:16 am

      I’m still here until later today.(I’ll stay if you kiss my arse) hahahah
      Bullshit… you were up late making up bullshit, surfing the porn sites while the missus was asleep.
      You were also jerking yourself off. Pervert. No need to try and goad me because I’m on to you..leb cucumber, leb snaggie, steve, cheeto, Jamie, donley donk, bill in shorts, ugly motorbike Charles etc etc
      Bye now.

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      Freddo says:

      April 27, 2017 at 1:23 pm

      Interesting. They let you in at this that time of the night? They wouldn’t let me extend after midnight when I wanted to stay another hour. Anyway, I like natural breasts not the silicon ones…he he he

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      Lebanese Cucumber says:

      April 27, 2017 at 5:58 pm

      Freddo, MH closes at 12 but they’ll let you stay back if the WL is OK with that. BTW I’m a long time regular there & then it took me 50 minutes to get. Showered & made myself a snack before settling in front of the telly. Then i wrote my post. So who did you see?

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      Lebanese Cucumber says:

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    • Roving Zucchini says:

      BULLSHIT! I am roving zucchini Cheers RZ

      Reply
  64. Drinkboy@@@@@ says:

    Anyone know where Ashley from MH works now?

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  65. Ismail says:

    Went to RCT the other day. Was introduced to a bevy of womans. A woman of Mediterranean background came out and flashed a very nice smile. Slim body, small firm rear and very pert c cups, says “Hi i am XXXX (name withheld as per new ridiculous guidelines set by ,Adim) you like me” , Fuck yeah i think to myself , i says “yes i like you” . In the shower with her with a hard pecker, as soon as the soap was rinsed off she gets on her knees and starts bbbj-ing me, gosh i thought, im in heaven, after 2 mins we get out, dry off and then she pushed me onto the bed, lays next to me and then straight into DFKing me, what a kisser this girl is, then she sits up, looks at then holds my boner and goes down, the first motion was nearly a deep throat and then a super nice up and down suck, WTF , i haven’t had a blowy like that since i was in my early 20s. After maybe 5 mins i couldn’t take anymore otherwise i would have blown her cheeks out, lol, so i tell her to stop and its my turn for payback, she lays down and i get between her legs, which are very nice and i gaze upon a BEAUTIFUL pussy, fortunately she has a slick beaver so i went for it. Bro she tasted sooooo nice, went at it for maybe 10 mins, and let me tell you guys, she loves it, rocking her hips up and down and sometimes pushing hard onto my tongue.. Then bang, she came, said something and pushed herself away from my mouth. We fuck she says, puts the rubber on me and in i go in mish, man a tight puss, just the way us men like it hehe, gave her a good pounding and kabam, off she goes again, then i rolls her on top for cowgirl, what a magnificent ride she is, and watching her pert boobs jiggle was it for me and i emptied a sack full of goo and just as i finish shes off again and then collapses on me panting and mumbling something, we laid in each others arms for a little while and i looked at the clock, damn an hour goes fast when your having a good time. She then says shower because time finish, i said no its not, she looks at me not understanding what i meant, i grabbed my wallet, pull out more dollars, gave it to her and said, 1 more hour, she raps a towel around her and out she goes, im just laying there waiting thinking here we go, 5 mins will pass before she’s back but no, couldn’t have been 60 secs and shes back in the room, throws the towel to the floor, jumps on the bed between my legs and down she goes on me again, I don’t know which BBBJ was the best, the 1 in the shower, the first on the bed, or that second time, after about 5 mins i says its time for a 69r, she spins around and im in aww watching that puss coming down on my face,,, yum yum yum yum yum yum, man i think im in love with her pussy, 5 min or so off 69ing then dommed up again, a few mins of mish then doggy,,, guys, if your a lover of small butts then this is the girl to see, i lost a lot of protein after 2 or 3 min in doggy just watching her ass and lightly squeezing he

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    • Cute Sausage says:

      Bully for you Ismail.
      What kind of fucking retard are you writing that crap? Thinks she loves you? Dumbfuck! She loves ya moneys bro!!!!

      Reply
  66. ADMINISTRATION says:

    There has been of late, a lot of bickering on the part of punters.
    A lot of submissions are fake, with unacceptable references made to sexual practices carried out. Therefore Parlour Pages has set a minimum standards guideline for acceptable postings.
    .
    1) You must not publish graphic details of events between the sheets with you and the lady. And no use of abbreviations such as DATY, etc.
    2) You must not mention her name (unless it is flattering to her). It constitutes slander.
    You can however give her a star rating from one 1 to 10 (10 being very great service).
    3) No mention of body smells.

    This list will be revised from time to time
    If problems persist then we may consider closing this site

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    • Very Disappointed says:

      To Administrator,
      Good try. How do we know you aren’t the troll who has mucked up this whole forum. I thought the purpose of this forum was to post details about our experiences between the sheets. The “restrictions” you want to impose basically make this forum useless. So we cant use any abbreviations? What a load of crap! Cant mention a WL’s name if she has given a dud service. We cant talk about it? WTF? Slander? I dont think so! Is this political correctness gone mad? We can only write about “good” experiences. Seriously? Ya gotta be joking!!!!
      So if you truly are the Administrator of this site, then you’ve just killed this forum. No more reviews from me. And i’ve posted scores of detailed reviews of my experiences both good & bad under different names. And why different names? Because some troll (most probably you) kept on pinching my monikers. Any way, i will no longer contribute to this forum. It really has gone downhill over the past 12 months. It started when the thread for 269 was deactivated. It was then followed by Amanda Heavens, Cougar Town & Miss Heavens. These were the best threads. BTW I wont even bother reading this forum again. Sionara. Ciao. Au Revoir. FO

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      • Cute Sausage says:

        OMG Very Disappointed
        Stop acting like a sooky boy. They are within their rights aren’t they ?
        You mean you believe all the bullshit ?? Clown !! if you do.
        It’s just fun banter between men.. not to be taken seriously
        Or do you just want to talk dirty just for the fun of it.
        Maybe you are that troll you talk about.
        Grow up man

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      • Cute Sausage says:

        Hey prick head yes you “Very Disappointed Sooky Boy”
        So – it’s YOU the fucking troll just admitting posting under different names… Why you fool??
        If you have something to say why use different names.
        An imbecile obviously.

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    • Very Disappointed says:

      To administrator.
      One more gripe.
      You mention that a lot of submissions are fake? How the fuck would you know? Seriously?
      Anyway, your post regardless of whether it was posted by the “troll” or the real genuine administrator (which i seriously doubt) had really pissed me off.

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    • Cute Sausage says:

      Administration is a troll. What idiot would fall for that posting & actually believe it is from Admin? Only sooky boys like Very Disappointed. Well i is not disappointed that Very Disappointed is not on this site any more. In fact i is Very Happy. Ha ha ha. I win you miserable fucking shit. Administrator’s post is from one of the many trolls on this site.
      BTW I calls meself “cute sausage” as it is really a “very little sausage”. Am obsessed with “big” sausages. I like them in me mouth & arse (at the same time). I havent been with a woman or a prostitute for years after one fuckin bitch made disparaging remarks about me “cute” sausage. This is why i envy punters who write about their experiences. Boo hoo hoo. I’m so sad. I really hates meself & me miserable life. Boo hoo hoo. Boo hoo hoo.
      Regards
      Sooky Sausage Boy.
      PS you may also know me as Pal, ?, Wartboy, Warty Boy, RZ, LZ, BJ Thomas, Italian Stallion, Bartie, John, Roger, Steve, Amir, Salim, Asif, Afridi, Punter33 etc etc etc. I pinches all these “labels” from other punters as i dont have much imagination. He he he

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      • Very Disappointed says:

        2.17am cute sausage? not much life you have

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  67. Pal says:

    Hey Guys it’s your good mate Pal.
    I leaving for quite a while so I’ll say goodbye tomorrow. Now you be good y’haer
    Does anyone want me to stay ?? Just say so and I will !!

    Reply
    • BJ Thomas says:

      yes please stay and keep the funny comments coming. love BJ Thomas xoxo

      Reply
      • Pal says:

        Hey Guys… I’m going now… don’t miss me too much.
        You too BJ.. BTW I won’t give you any XXOO because I don’t do men… sorry.
        But if you have a quiet word with Jamie (puke puke) I feel sure he will let you poke him more than a few times.Enjoy.
        And when you poke him/her just whisper “I love ya Jamie).
        Also try Cheeto.. he may be good for some too.

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  68. Unlucky Punter says:

    I went to RCT today after failing to get a booking with Claudia at MH yesterday hell she was booked by some greedy prick for hours .Business must be slow for the remaining granny brigade at Miss Heavens … Nicole/Angel was in the line up same old shit lines came out of her mouth no wonder she never gets picked anywhere anymore ……. Ended up seeing Joslyn nice service

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  69. Pal says:

    Hi Guys… It’s your good mate Pal again I’m baaaaak.
    Now I have told youse not to publish shit but you still persist. So here I am here to haunt youse.
    Now goon Admin I’m on to you. You are really: Nicola Tesla, Steve, Fucking Cheeto, Jamie (puke), BJ Thomas (lets hope you can really sing), Uigeadail, Tarzan of the Apes (ape really).
    Now Tarzan you are a lying cunt. I have been with Selina and she does not do BBBJ, Daty, 69, Rimming arse holes (especially your smelly one). You have a depraved mind (admin). Go back to the jungle and take you cocktail frankfurt with you.

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    • Bystander says:

      As an unbiased bystander, i’ve never know any WL who says NO to DATY & 69. So this Pal is all bull shit. Just another troll infesting this forum.
      Any punters out there who have met Selina? It would be good to hear from genuine punters who have penetrated Selina. LOL

      Reply
      • Pal says:

        “As an unbiased bystander” ?? uhuhuhuh.. yes right… who are you on my list. Jamie (puke) I bet.
        Jamie is about 70 and he still calls himself Jamie (poofy).
        Bystander, I have been around a long time. Would it surprise you that most of the WL’s only like one thing from you. Your wallet. They don’t like you, your silly looking prick or cum in their mouth or sex and their MO is to finish you off as quickly as possible – to piss you off out the door; so they can finish off the next fool.
        If you want to hear from genuine punters here, listen to me, all the others are fakes and con men. Especially Jamie (puke & ADMIN).

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    • Bystander says:

      You make a lot of assumptions about me. For starters, I never said i’ve ever been with a prostitute. So you are way off course pally. You have issues with your self esteem. You are an angry aggressive person whom the working girls find unattractive & just tolerate you for your cash. You are a pathetic, miserable & smallminded “man” who is inadequate in bed & useless with women. You’ve most probably have had to pay for every root you’ve ever had. You know it makes sense. BTW you can respond to this anyway you want but i will not reply as i dont like to communicate with idiots. Boom Boom

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      • Pal says:

        Oh BJ Thomas not doubt.. fuckin ADMIN no doubt.
        So if you don’t go with prostitutes why are you looking in Parlour Pages. Fucking nitwit. Just as a casual observer ??? hehe
        Oh all those nasty words to hurt my feelings….. booo hooo I’m damaged now by your assertions.
        hahahahh
        Don’t post shit and I won’t need to respond… simples (like the meare cats on tv).

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    • Wartboy says:

      Pal, Selina gave me a BBBJ. She allowed DATY then we had a 69er after she rimmed my cornhole. You’re just jealous. You’ve never met Selina. You are a big fat liar

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      • Pal says:

        Wartboy.. You are really: Nicola Tesla (with brains the size of peas), Steve, Fucking Cheeto, Jamie (puke), BJ Thomas (lets hope you can really sing while you lick arse holes), Uigeadail, Tarzan of the Grapes (ape really).
        Y O U A R E F U L L OF IT
        Find yourself a wife or girlfriend you desperado.
        Yes, I know you surf the porn sites at 2am. Pervert

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  70. Freud says:

    To Cute Sausage (ie Ladyboy, Doc, Pal, Newbie, RZ & LZ etc). Have you ever posted a review? NO.
    BTW what kind of fuckwit are you? Your choice of moniker – Cute Sausage – says a lot about you. Little things are cute. Your sausage is obviously smaller than average. You are obessed with your sausage & other guys sausages.
    Your contributions are limited to mouthing off about other punters’ comments. What a tough guy you are.
    Oh and by the way, you try to create the impression that you are educated & knowledgeable. You are not.
    KAPOW

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  71. BJ Thomas says:

    To Doc & Freaking Out.
    Firstly, the blog by Doc is a copy & paste job which keeps appearing in various threads.
    Secondly, Doc is Freaking Out.
    Thirdly, Freaking Out should see a doctor if and i say IF actually have a physical ailment
    Fouthly, Freaking Out under numerous monikers eg Wartboy keeps posting his BS about STDs.
    My advice: FO as no one really cares about your nonsensical rantings

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    • Doc says:

      To : BJ Thomas
      Doc is Doc…. not Wartboy or Freakin Out….Or anyone else.
      I have only submitted twice in the public interest.
      And I have done so in order to enlighten folk that seem to be wreckless and blaise` when they carry out unsafe sexual practices.
      The post yesterday will be my last one.
      If you want to ruin the quality of your lives, shorten your lives and make a misery of other peoples lives … UP TO YOU.

      Reply
      • BJ Thomas says:

        That is absolutely correct. As you wrote “IT IS UP TO US”.
        If we wanted moralising etc, we wouldnt be on this forum.

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        • Newbie says:

          To BJ Thomas
          Look I think Doc makes great sense. He is obviously medical and only a fool would disregard with what he has to say. He isn’t moralising… you are only burying your head in the sand buddy.

          He scared me shitless to the point that I went to the doctor to be tested. Thank goodness all clear. I won’t be doing ANYTHING unsafe in future.. just not worth it.

          And what about the idiots that run this site. These clowns let anything through. Just looked through the archives and a lot of shit is still there.
          Probably some mad man/woman (not tech savvy obviously) or unknowns doing a sting operation and gathering intel for nix.

          Punters stop writing stuff that will get your girls in trouble.

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          • Cute Sausage says:

            Hey Newbie
            Man you are right on.
            I also have a question for Parlour Pages management.
            Why the fuck do you keep posts dating back so long.
            They are no longer relevant !!!
            They are taking up fucking computer space for nothing.
            Punters want to know the state of play today, yesterday or the day before… NOT months ago.
            Just clean the fuckin posts out completely each month… OK Dummy.

            Probably a dopey shiela running this site… bet she collects handbags like she keeps dud posts alive for years.

    • Newbie says:

      BJ Thomas
      You are management… aren’t you
      You are a paranoid fucking idiot.
      I’ve only seen Doc’s article twice then second time with an amendment to his/her original.
      BS about STD’s ???? BS about STD’s…. ??
      Poor deluded fool

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    • Nikola Tesla says:

      Cute Sausage. Idiots like you trying to tell management what to do to this site really piss me off. If you dont like this forum, stop reading it & set up your own forum. Errrr. You wouldnt know where to start. You are a bully boy. A real tuff guy. Another keyboard warrior. You is da Ninja. PRRFFFTTTT!

      Reply
      • Cute Sausage says:

        Nicola Tesla… Yeh sure you are.
        You are once again Admin… idiot !!
        Nicola Tesla had brains – he invented the Tesla coil, proposed world wide electrification, resonance and many unique gadgets and patents.
        You are brainless – how can you liken yourself with the genius of Tesla
        I’ll tell you something about yourself (I’m a mind reader) – you grew off the end of your tool.
        He certainly would liken and take STD’s seriously. I D I O T

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      • Cute Sausage says:

        Oh Also Tesla

        Learn to write properly….. 6 th grade primary education no doubt.

        Tuff ??…. it’s spelt “tough”

        You is da Ninja ?? …. You are the Ninja (no I’m not clown)

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        • Wartboy says:

          To little (cute) sausage. Who really cares? Got nothing better to do with your sad existence?

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  72. Doc says:

    Will the owners of this site and some of the punters never learn.
    Admittedly, there has been substantal improvement but still some individuals post about unacceptable sexual practices. Also, do you think it’s only punters that are viewing this site ?? Council Officers and Regulatory Agencies are given free info by looking here.
    So, if you want to have your favourite a place closed down a simple posting may cause that.
    I have added to my initial post some more information that will have you thinking.
    It is under PS.

    April 28, 2017 at 6:58 am
    Wartboy
    I can’t believe that you would promote and minimise the risks of an acquired STD.
    You think it’s a disgrace to go to the doctor over and over again with an STD. Well you’re right on that count. The idea you should be promoting is safe sex – so you don’t get STD’s.
    Look the only way to identify what STD someone has (there are dozens) is to go to the doctor and have blood and urine tests to identify what STD it is and whether it is curable with antibiotics. Specific antibiotics are used for specific illnesses. Also, after a complete course of antibiotics (assuming the illness is bacterial in nature) the tests need to be repeated to ensure you are cured or need more medication to eradicate it. Sometimes that can take months depending if the illness is gram + or gram -.
    If the illness is viral, antibiotics do nothing. You may have a permanent, ultimately fatal illness.
    To suggest someone get a handful of pills from India or any online place is really silly. They are either all fake or very low dose. So that means (if they are low dose) the illness isn’t been cured and developing antibiotic resistance. Also, with the stiffy pills you mention. Do you know that 80,000 men die annually from Viagra overdose compications.
    Also, if you buy online how do you know what you are getting. The pills that are supposedly sold as antibioitics might be curry pills for all you know.
    Look, people like Slammin Salami, Lebanese Cucumber, Piddles (and others) probably are already infected. Silly punters listen to these fools at your peril.
    Also, if you practice unsafe sex do you want to spread your illnesses around to innocent loved ones ??
    **** Parlour Pages is a publicly listed company and is very irresponsible for allowing the propogation and publication of very unsafe sexual practices.It won’t be long before a whole load of punters call for a class action and sue after they get a fatal illness.
    Not long ago a fellow sued a big named hotel for allowing the service of alcohol when the hotel knew the implication of doing so.

    PS. If you happen to acquire an STD in order to get the necessary medications you need to go to the doctor or an STD clinic.
    When you have an STD it is a Reportable Illness. The Health Department needs to know about it.
    You will be asked whom you came in contact with so they can be treated. There is no longer any privacy.
    So, unless you know some crooked doctor/ pathology laboratory that is prepared to conceal your identity you will go on a register. Your only hope (maybe) is to fly out to an Asian country and be treated there in the hope of anonymity.
    On your medical report at your doctors surgery, there will also be reference to the fact that you have/had an STD.

    If you get a referral to a specialist for an unrelated reason, then your doctor is required to inform the specialist of your history. With computer networking a lot of medical histories are linked so doctor shopping will be a thing of the past in the not too distant future.

    Also, can you imagine in a cashless society how governments can see your movements so easily; when you swipe your credit/debit card in these parlours..

    So you can see how important it is to indulge in safe sexual practices. This is a serious issue with long term consequences.

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    • freaking out says:

      Hey doc, please view this pic and can you tell me what the fuck is this thing growing behind my ear, its so shameful i now wear a hoodie 24/7. that bloody wartboy must have given it to me via one of the grubby joints didcussed on here. here is a link to the pic, please please tell me what the fuck is it!
      link to img.photobucket.com

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      • BJ Thomas says:

        Freaking Out. You are Wartboy. Boom boom

        Reply
      • Freaking Out says:

        Hey BJ Thomarse. I is Warboy. Da original & da Best.
        I’m baaacccckkkkk
        Rgds
        Freaking Out aka RZ
        Hahahahaha

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      • Cobba says:

        A qualified Doc would not diagnose from a picture, unethical.

        But I can tell you.
        It’s a Ham, Chicken & Pea sandwich growing behind you ear.
        Just imagine .. you have sandwiches for life… for free.
        Thank Wart Boy.

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    • Uigeadail says:

      Parlour Pages is a publicly listed company?! I must have missed that’s one on the ASX. My advice is to sell your shares now because the value is plummeting.

      Reply
  73. Unlucky Punter says:

    On Friday I went to Miss Heavens and was lucky enough to see Claudia …. Her pussy is tight as but Im sure she’ll get a good stretching as she is always busy plus is hot mid 30’s babe.My question is she gave me a CBJ has anyone who has seen her got a BBBJ ?

    Reply
    • Lucky Strike says:

      Well i’ve only seen her once & i got BBBJ. Admittedly i went down on her first – DATY – for a minimum of 5 minutes. Got her to orgasm multiple times. Then i asked her to get in the 69 position. Maybe she felt i either earnt or deserved a BBBJ. I always use that approach with most WLs on meeting them for the first time. Sometimes i end up getting BBFS. BTW there are at least 8 on the current roster at MH that provide BBFS. I only know of two who dont provide BBBJ. 4 of them even let me do anal bare back. I’m not going to mention any names because i reckon some of the threads in this forum were discontinued by Admin owing to trolls BSing about what certain WLs were doing. In fact i know of one WL at CT that quite a few guys were BSing about services she provided. And she was quite upset. BTW i now see that particular WL as she is now an independent escort. False news. Lots of false news. So i wont name & shame. LOL. Anyway the regular punters at MH would know about whom i am talking. 3/4 are obvious to anyone who has picked them as i got BBFS on the very first (of many visits).

      Reply
      • Unlucky Punter says:

        Does Claudia provide an anal service too ??? That is one cute tush

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        • Lucky Strike says:

          TBH I never asked. I only saw her once. She doesnt do it for me. If you want anal, see the following: Paloma, Pip, Candy, Nicole, Abigail, Jazz, Jade. I have been told that Kartier & Sarah do anal but i suspect it may be BS.

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    • Pedro says:

      Wolf Blitzer, Abby was only there for a few weeks. She used to do massage at other places then started providing FS at Vitality. Had to quit when her BF found out. As far as I know she quit the business. I thought she was awesome. She gave awesome head & loved DATY

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    • Mr Kleen says:

      Mate, did you shower when you got there? Maybe it smelt a bit. Just a suggestion. Reason i ask is she always gives me BBBJ except on my first visit. On my second visit when meeting her in the Reception Room, i told her i would pick her only if i had BBBJ. No problems since then. Good luck. BTW if it happens a second time, pick someone else. Nadine & Charlize dont do BBBJ – at least with me. A shame because Nadine is sensational. Even with a condom on, the BJ was really good

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      • Unlucky Punter says:

        I can honestly say I was as clean as a whistle as I was just off work and had a bloody hot shower with plenty of soap …. Hmmm I knew I was getting fucked over I will just see Charlize Layla or Alexis and avoid seeing Claudia now Thanks for the heads up its greatly appreciated guys

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        • Mr Kleen says:

          BTW i asked Charlize if she provides natural french (in reception room) & she said “never”. I suggest you ask them in the room when getting introduced. I wont pick them unless BBBJ is on offer.

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    • Robbie says:

      To Unlucky, see sarah, kartier, nicole, jazz, jade, candy, abigail, paloma or aleesha if you want a raunchy service. Of the WLs mentioned above, nearly all if them provide anal; all do BBBJ & the majority provide BBFS.

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  74. Stifler says:

    I would be keen to hear from any punters that have been lucky enough to go swinging with any WL’s . I had the opportunity to go with Sheridan of AH about 4 years ago but never took her up on it. ..I’m an idiot.
    Let’s hear your stories fella’s.

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    • Big Bad John says:

      Dont worry Stifler, i was given the same opportunity by her. Also another couple of the WLs at AH also gave me the same offer eg Nicole, Dena, Bridgitte & a couple of others whose names escape me. Dont know what they saw in me as i’m in my mid 60s. However I am financially well off. Extremely well off.
      One thing they all had in common was they loved my oral skills (so they say) & allowed me to do bare back in both the pussy & arse. The reason i never took their offers up is i once had a relationship with a pro. Just did my head in. She wanted me to marry her. Nearly did it. Thank goodness I snapped out of it. Since then i make it a rule never to see them outside the room. No matter how much i like them. TBH they are sluts and always will be. They enjoy their work & love cock & pussy. Most of all they love money. Finally i once went to a swingers party. Even though i scored about 3 different chicks, they were pretty ordinary in both appearance & personality. Watched my partner in a MMMF session. Each guy porked her ass. She loved being DP’ed while having a cock in her mouth. What a fucking slut!!!! She had already fucked 2 others guys before she was gang banged by the other 3 guys. She told me the other 2 did her ass. BTW She was the one who wanted to marry me. TBH I found the whole thing depressing & i was disgusted. The guys were not even fit, lean or good looking. Skinny legs & shoulders with beer bellies. Typical westies. In fact they were bogans. The party was at Campbelltown. Took her home & just dropped her off at my front door. Never saw her again. The whole scene is depressing. It was off. Personally felt sickened by the whole sordid evening.
      These days i pays my money & dont see them outside the room. Even now there is one WL at MH who is keen on me but these WLs are great actresses & will BS you ie they tell you what you want to hear. They all want to be taken care of financially. I have never regretted turning down all subsequent offers to go to swinging parties. BTW i saw Stephanie tonight at CT. She’s all woman. She’s my current regular root. LOL

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      • Big Bad John says:

        I have severe low self esteem, I live in a fantacy world of delusions, the only women i have ever had are brothel girls

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        • Smooth Operator says:

          Well that second comment by BBJ was written by that nuisance of a troll. A serial pest whose only contributions to this forum is negative snipes at punters who write detaiked reviews. We all know that YOU are the delusional one with low esteem

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      • Stifler says:

        That’s a pretty hot story John. Thanks for sharing.

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    • Smooth Operator says:

      Stifler, never ever met Sheridan but Nicole (AH) wanted me to go with her to a swingers party. Declined. Also used to ask me to see her outside. I would pay for the motel room, and we would then have heaps if sex. Declined. Other than that, other girls have asked if i’d be interested in a relationship. Not interested.

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      • Stifler says:

        Oh no way I’d ever get into a relationship with any of them but would try swinging at least once. Actually would like to take Heidi to one of them.

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        • Silva Foxe says:

          To Stifler. I only went to one swingers party. Scored but felt disgusted & depressed. Never went again. BTW i used to have FFM sessions with Dena & Candy. Anyone else have any similar stories about Dena et al?

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          • Big Bad John says:

            i went to a swingers too silva, i found it disgusting too, one woman had no clit, must have been a muslim, felt sorry for her. another woman look like she had a mental disorder, like she wanted to kill all men. then a put my head under the water in the spar, bad bad bad mistake, wound up in hospital the next day with suspected meningitus they were going to do a spinal tap but i recovered. man i was vomiting all day my head was exploding and i got dehydrated.

    • Mr Kleen says:

      Stiffie, i had a FFFM session with my GF at MH when it was located at Whiting Rd. They both fisted her pussy. It was unbelievably horny to watch. My GF wouldnt let me fuck them. I ended up getting BBBJs off both WLs. BTW both WLs are still on MH’s roster. The only hints i’ll give are:
      Bith WLs are tall.
      One WL has short blonde hair & big tits & a big fat juicy arse.
      Second WL has dark hair, a big arse & is trim.
      BTW i have subsequently seen both WLs separately. Fucking great value

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      • Stifler says:

        The blonde in question is obviously Emma. She is amazing.

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        • Mr Kleen says:

          Forgot to add that Layla & Alexis provide BBBJ. For a woman in her 50s, Layla has a hot body with an all over tan. Her boobs are natural & magnificent. Nice personality & not crass like some of the other WLs at MH.

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        • Mr Kleen says:

          Stifler. Correcto mundo! Spot on. The other WL was Alexis. It was an amazing session. My GF wants to do it again. She’s bisexual. It was awesome watching all three girls licking each others’ pussies & rimming arseholes. You should try it! It was a bit expensive. Booked for an hour. My GF was screaming her head off in ecstacy. Got a mongrel just writing this blog. LMAO

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          • Unlucky Punter says:

            Mr Kleen I never thought Alexis would be into that hahaha How wrong can one be !! Id get your GF next Alexis and Charlize … BTW once Charlize knows you she sucks cock deep as top class BBBJ with CIM Also she loves a good cock pounding

    • Linford says:

      Anyone know where Sheridan/Hannah works now?

      Reply
      • Stifler says:

        No luck in finding her since her brief return to MH a short while ago.

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        • Linford says:

          I was lucky enough to have porked those massive tits

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      • wartboy says:

        i did her BB for many times free long time ago Cheers RZ

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        • Albert Einstein says:

          Wartboy – u r all BS

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  75. Unlucky Punter says:

    Thank goodness !!!!!! I see Charlize and Claudia are back on the roster at MH will definitely giving one off them some attention on Sunday
    I also see new ladies available at Riverwood Cougars too …. Things are looking brighter there perhaps as it went to the shithouse badly they were either old grannies,big porkers or Id seen them so many times it was boring

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    • Mr Kleen says:

      To Unlucky, you’re surprised by Alexis doing that? Ha ha ha. Once they have been in the business for a year or two, they become relaxed about doing things they would never thought of doing. I reckon there would not be one WL at MH who has eaten pussy at least once. They mite not like it at first but they’ll do anything for money. At MH, there are four WLs that my mate & I have DP’ed. One WL claimed it was her first time (yea like i believe that). Guess what? All four loved it. They are just a bunch of nice accommodating sluts. And us punters are grateful for that. LMAO.
      Anyone got any stories (even old ones) about raunchy or kinky escapades at MH & AH?

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      • Unlucky Punter says:

        Mr Kleen don’t leave me in naïve suspense Who were they …… Far out I have lived a sheltered life hahaha

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  76. Osama bin Rooting says:

    Went to CT @Riverwood yesterday. Picked a new gal Amanda. A very fair skinned Indian. Nice body, pretty face. Had an awesome 69. It was bloody good. She has great oral skills. Blew in her mouth. No sex as i was limp after that. 9/10

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    • Nick says:

      I agree. Saw this Amanda last Saturday. Pretty lady, eyes to die for! Full of passion and softness, just the way I like my woman. She was quite hot in the bed, blew my head off. Will be going back more often. Yes, her blow job is marvellous and she squirts easily. She is an intelligent and smart lady, very unusual to find in a brothel. Highly recommended.

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  77. Unluck punter says:

    WTF is happening at Miss Heavens most of them need a stint at Jenny Craig’s I don’t expect models to appear but some slimmer 8/10’s would be nice in the mix.Lately the real good ones have disappeared …. May be Im just unlucky when Ive been going and the best ones are getting pumped in the rooms lol Im sure not getting any there atm

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    • George says:

      For starters, Tessa, Layla, Sarah are all trim. I’ll admit quite a few are porkers. It is what it is

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      • Unklucky Punter says:

        I agree with you those WL’s are quite sexy though Tessa is starting to show her age a bit
        ( aren’t we all ) I had Alexis yesterday it was a good service but her arse is getting bigger by the month …….. Im too critical I think Ive been spoilt for choice over the years

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        • Bull Schitt says:

          Crikey if you think Al’s arse is big what about the arses on Emma, Abigail, Pip, Candy & at least half of the roster. Now their arses are a lot bigger than Alexis’.

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    • Steve says:

      The good’uns at MH are always busy. The “less attractive” ones usually offer other services e.g. BBFS &/or anal at no extra cost. I always pick those ones if my favourites are unavailable.

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    • Oscar says:

      After all the talk about the heavy girls at MH, maybe it should change its name to Massive Heifers – LMAO. When i go there next time, i will bring my shotgun to shoot some bush pigs. HA HA HA HA HA. Bush pigs! That’s hilarious.

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    • Bull Schitt says:

      If you think the WLs at MH are bad, suggest you go to Whiting St. Went there last Friday. Got introduced to about 6/7 girls. All except for one were fuglies. Only one was any good & i picked her. Called herself Linda. Great legs & ass with a firm flat tummy. She was a good root. Gave me great .head

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      • Bull Schitt says:

        i might add shortly after this happened to my dick Cheers RZ link to stdpictures.org

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      • Bull Schitt says:

        The second comment by Bull Schitt was NOT posted by me. It’s that fucking troll Wartboy aka RZ aka ? aka Doc aka LZ aka Phil etc etc. Never posts a review about encounters with WLs unless it is about ladyboys & he always craps on about STDs, warts & HIV. Often posts the same stort how he just caught HIV & to be aware. This BS story has been posted in so many threads

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  78. Hunter - the Young 29yo Punter says:

    Following Braaad’s example. It is time to bring some decent info, reviews and usable intel back to this thread. In the golden “olden” days, there was great quality intel. So let’s freshen this up to be a little more current and of a better standard. To begin, here’s a quick summary of the known establishments we can expect a quality finish (to name a few):

    • SYDNEY COUGARS – 60 Whiting St Artarmon

    • MISS HEAVENS – 6 Cleg St Artarmon

    • VICTORIA’S SECRET – Victoria Rd Chatswood

    • COUGAR TOWN – Belmore Rd Riverwood

    • MARLENES – 26 Bourke St Alexandria

    • MAGGIES – Seville St North Parramatta

    • COUGARS OF SYDNEY – Kingswood

    • CLUB 121 – Pyrmont

    • WIVES ONLY – St Peters

    • BLACK CAT – Surry Hills

    • A MATURE AFFAIR – Harris Park

    Reply below with your experiences, advice and recommendations for any listed or not listed if you will

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    • Tom says:

      You can cross off Cougars of Sydney in Kingswood, expensive, few girls, lying receptionist.

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      • George says:

        Tom, i agree with you about the receptionist. She’s prone to exxaggeration. Lately the quality everywhere seems to have gone down. Is it me or is it just that i am getting old?

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    • Wolf Blitzer says:

      Miss heavens- Haven’t been to the new location but ladies on the roster I’ve been with are Emma, Heidi, Candy and Reece. I 1st started going to this establishment back in the mid 90s when it was in Surry Hills and much smaller. Back then Amanda used to work in the rooms and i still haven’t had better than her to this day.
      Maggies- haven’t been for 3 years but used to visit Heidi from MH who was named Sonia back then. Good prices and not too busy.
      Club 121 – haven’t been since the late 90s. . . Used to see a massive breasted brunette named Julie who quit the business soon after.
      Black cat – was there in January and saw the naughty and busty Naomi and although the place has gone downhill Naomi is well worth the money. The massage parlour next door called Impressions is no longer ..it has had some amazing girls over the past 15 years.
      Mature Darlings – was seeing Emma aka Penny of MH fame and a couple of other huge breasted ladies who no longer work there. The place is a bit of a dump despite the great girls and the receptionist is a fuckwit.

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      • Bull Schitt says:

        club 121 used to have a Fijian Indian called Serita. Huge fun bags. Very very big. And firm too. Very good in the room but BJs were always covered. She had a HUGE clit. No it was MASSIVE. Loved sucking & licking it. She used to gush when she came. Serita used to also work at Black Cat. Another favourite of mine was an aussie girl called Fiona. Her tits were even bigger than Serita’s. Used to see both at Black Cat. Fiona gave it away after a few months. She is my all time favourite – ever!
        MH isnt too bad these days. Quite a few provide anal (some charge $50 extra) while a good percentage provide BBFS. All except a couple provide BBBJ.
        Cougar Town. There are quite a few good’uns there eg Helena, Danni, Baieyy, Cat, Morgan, Taylor, Reece, Amanda, Joslyn & more.

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    • Pedro says:

      Another place that used to be good was Vitality Massage. Saw some great mature WLs there eg Brandy (BBFS, BBBJ, BB anal), Abby – unbelievably big jugs (bigger than Sheridan ex Amanda Heavens), Bianca (BBBJ, anal, DPs), Rita (big titted Indian – BBBJ, BBFS, anal) & quite a few more. Place has gone downhill.

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      • Wolf Blitzer says:

        I went there a couple of times many years ago, saw a busty mature whose name may have been Michelle if I’m not mistaken ??
        Heidi from MH also did a stint there.
        Abby sounds amazing, do you know of her current whereabouts ? Also any knowledge of where the beautiful Sheridan is now ? I saw her once at MH 4 years ago.

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        • Pedro says:

          Wolf Blitzer, Abby was only there for a few weeks. She used to do massage at other places then started providing FS at Vitality. Had to quit when her BF found out. As far as I know she quit the business. I thought she was awesome. She gave awesome head & loved DATY

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  79. Enoch Powell was right says:

    The religion of peace

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  80. Salim Maahaagar says:

    After a busy day going to court fighting allegations of assault, cronyism, non payment to tradies as well as employees, i was stressed out. Needed to get some stress relief. So on Friday i hopped into my unregistered Lambo (fuck da cops – they’re pucking on my coz i’m a suckessbful businessman) went to 269. Had rung earlier & booked April for 4:00 PM. Got there early. They put in a room upstairs. Asked if i could have a shower. Had a shower but there was NO SOAP. Shitfuck! Fuckshit! Wasnt comfortable as i still smelt of a mild case of BO. Last shower was 6:00 AM. Anyway April comes in 15 minutes late. Got a nice BBBJ. Then she jumps on top of me then get into doggy position. Did anal. Premises are clean but the place needs a complete reno. Cost was $50 for 30 minutes. Place is full of older women & majority of punters are old decrepit codgers. BTW the sex was bare back

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  81. Big Bad John says:

    Went to Sydney Cougars, 60 Whiting St yesterday. Prices are lower than those at MH. Got introduced to about 8 WLs. Fark. Only one was any good at look at. I picked her. She was a Russki called Linda. Great body. Great big firm strong shapely thighs with a big firm juicy ass. When in the Reception room, she turned around to open the door, i saw her ass (she was wearing a G string). Well that sealed the deal for me. It was beautiful. 30 minutes cost $140. It was a good session. Well worth a return visit. Went home feeling good. Had dinner at the pub opposite the MV Agusta shop. Watched the footie. What a dud game! Was thinking about my session with Linda & was getting horny so went to MH in Cleg St. Big selection. Tuff decision but picked Layla. An attractive gal of Italian background. Beautiful olive skin colouring. For a woman in her 50s, she has a great body & a gorgeous rack. Great BBBJ, 69, DATY, DFK, covered sex. Glad i picked her. Comparing Layla & Linda, i have to say Linds wins by a head. LOL.

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  82. Slammin Salami says:

    I was looking a the riverwood cougars list for tonight I noticed a new one Alexia I hope its Alexis from MH as she is a top class punt and an expert BBBJ er Perhaps Angel/Nicole has told her to give it a try ………. Be interested to find out need some good punts in that place as its really gone to the pack in the last few months

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    • Da Silver Fox says:

      Slamming. I recommend BREE @Wives Only. Located in St Peters. Tall, blonde, nice tits, nice body, lovely manner, DFK, DATY, 69. Sex was covered. Best i’ve had in a long while. If she was at MH or CT, she’d be booked out all day

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  83. Da Silver Fox says:

    Went to MH earlier this evening & saw a little chubby cutie called Ash. She is in possession of a pair of huge tits. Great BBBJ. CIM then she got me hard again. Ended up doing doggy. Boy she has a huge meaty arse. Couldnt help myself. Rimmed her corn hole before penetrating her pussy. Didnt blow a second time. Didnt care as i had a great time with her. Lovely

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    • Big tits lover says:

      Hey mate, are those tits natural? How chubby is she?

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      • Da Silver Fox says:

        IMO Her tits are HUGE. She’s a BBW. I usually dont go for “big” gals but i just found her sexy. I liked her body. I recommend you check the MH website to see when she is on; go out there. If she doesnt appeal there are plenty of udders (LOL) there. Layla has a beautiful rack. Darcy’s are big. IMO both have good bodies. Emma has a big set and possesses a “strong” physique. Nicole is skinny with big bolt-ons. Candy & Pip have big’uns but both have sloppy bodies. There are udder WLs with big boobs at MH. We all look forward to your review

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  84. Sleazy Samir says:

    So Omar, did you do anal with both WLs in your 3some on Anzac Day? Just interestex

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    • Sleazy Samir says:

      FYI. Just letting you know that Bethany (formerly of Amanda Heavens) is now at Miss Heavens

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      • Holden Fucking McNeill says:

        Awesome. …Bring on the STD’s

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      • Steve says:

        To Fucking Holden McN aka ?, you are an immature moron. Thought you were giving this thread a big miss! Cant keep away. You get your rocks off by putting other people down. You are a miserable excuse for a human being

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    • Omar says:

      Of course! I gets it for free, bro. Da chicks digs me, bro. I is da man

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      • ? says:

        Omar, You are full of BS.
        And to Sleazy Samir & Steve, fuck off you shitbags! You dont know me.

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  85. Slamming Salami says:

    Omar. I’ve done both WLs plenty of times. Find it hard to believe that you mistook Monday for a Tuesday. Tuesday was a public holiday. It was cloudy whereas Monday was brilliant sunshine. The road traffic on Monday was heavy whereas on Anzac Day it was very quiet. On Monday Belmore St Riverwood was busy as usual while Tuesday was quiet. Likewise inside CT, it was really quiet. Yeah we all can plainly see how you got the two days mixed up. You’re a BS artist thru & thru. You are a lousy liar. BTW i’m quite lean unlike you who go to Maccas on a daily basis. BOOYAH.

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  86. Omar says:

    I got it wrong salami. It was Tuesday. I’m used to thinking the public holiday is always on monday. You may think I am pathetic. But it was a mistake.
    Tell me salami.
    If you know these 2 ladies then you will know I am telling the truth about the way they conduct themselves.
    You ought to look yourself in the mirror you fat fuck

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  87. ? says:

    What about anal, Omar? Did you get that? Did the WLs go down on each other? I love lesbian FFM.

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  88. ? says:

    One final good by from your buddy ?. Don’t miss me too much or pine for me.
    Especially that Leb Cucumber that gets up at 2.30am while the missus is asleep to do some porn surfing and wanking.
    Bye…. boo hoo XX

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  89. Piddles says:

    Yesterday went to some really crappy joint just off Marrickville Rd during my lunch break. I do a lot of driving in my job. I parked in this laneway. I was near this building. It had a huge “Number 60” painted on the exterior wall. It was located in a lane way. Dont know name of laneway. Building was painted in bright PINK. I kid you not. I wondered if this is a brothel. Decided to go in. It was. Arrived at the exact same time as another , older guy. Bit embarrassing. An asian lady 40 quite attractive opened door. the older bloke knew her as Mimi (i think that is what she said). She said she was free but other girls were busy for 60 minutes. The older guy suggested we both see her, Helen’s eyes lit up and she said why not. I was nervous but thought what the hell. He even offered to pay for the whole session and negotiated with the WL for a full service for him , and 80 for me to watch him and get a r&t. As i said i was nervous. anyway what a great half hour , he fucked her pretty quickly (condom on) whilst she sucked my cock, the old guy came within about 5 mins then sat and watched. i licked her out and she came twice, my nerves went away , both the WL and the older dude were begging me to fuck her. What could i do ? I gave her the full length i am big and thick, and i gave it hard and quickly. The older guy wanted some of my cock also, bizarrely i let him , he started to go down on me , whilst helen fingered my ass. At this time i reciprocated , i had 2 fingers in her pussy and one up her ass, she was groaning and squirming. We all made lots of noise and i am sure the girl next door could hear everything, walls there are thin as. What next? She then asked me to fuck her ass, i couldn’t believe it, i pounded her for 2-3 minutes whilst she sucked the old guy who was now hard and i blew the biggest load all over her back. This was all BB. The older guy wanted me to give him a hand job also , i resisted but grabbed his balls whilst he blew in Mimi’s mouth. sounds like bs right, well i am telling you its for real, it was unexpected, amazing horny, Mimi is the horniest asian woman i have ever seen, get yourself some boys. As i left she asked me to go back early this morning so she could see me in private and do some ‘special’ things to me, she whispered. Well I went back after work & paid $100 for 60 minutes. Well fuck me, it was an unbelievable session. BB in all three holes. I alternated between all three holes. Yep she did ATM. First time ever for me. She also pegged my arse with a small thin one at first then a big thick one while stroking my cock with her other hand. TBH I liked it. Will be seeing her again as she wants to do a lesbian threesome with her & her friend. She said her friend also likes anal. Hmmmm. Looking forward to it. I’ll write a report when that happens. Life can be good sometimes & yesterday was one of those times.

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    • Karen says:

      Life won’t be good for you when you get some filthy disease, fucking without condoms, playing Russian roulette with your health, for one hour of pleasure what a moron you are

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      • Piddles says:

        Karen, tell someone who really cares. Fucken scaremongerer. Get out & enjoy life. Life is about taking risks. Ciao

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        • wartboy says:

          its ok, you can get all the antibiotics you desire online from india, that way you dont have to disgrace yourself at the doctors with return visits for the same STDs over and over, bundle your antibiotics with your next order of stiffy pills and save!

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          • Doc says:

            Wartboy
            I can’t believe that you would promote and minimise the risks of an acquired STD.
            You think it’s a disgrace to go to the doctor over and over again with an STD. Well you’re right on that count. The idea you should be promoting is safe sex – so you don’t get STD’s.
            Look the only way to identify what STD someone has (there are dozens) is to go to the doctor and have blood and urine tests to identify what STD it is and whether it is curable with antibiotics. Specific antibiotics are used for specific illnesses. Also, after a complete course of antibiotics (assuming the illness is bacterial in nature) the tests need to be repeated to ensure you are cured or need more medication to eradicate it. Sometimes that can take months depending if the illness is gram + or gram -.
            If the illness is viral, antibiotics do nothing. You may have a permanent, ultimately fatal illness.
            To suggest someone get a handful of pills from India or any online place is really silly. They are either all fake or very low dose. So that means (if they are low dose) the illness isn’t been cured and developing antibiotic resistance. Also, with the stiffy pills you mention. Do you know that 80,000 men die annually from Viagra overdose compications.
            Also, if you buy online how do you know what you are getting. The pills that are supposedly sold as antibioitics might be curry pills for all you know.
            Look, people like Slammin Salami, Lebanese Cucumber, Piddles (and others) probably are already infected. Silly punters listen to these fools at your peril.
            Also, if you practice unsafe sex do you want to spread your illnesses around to innocent loved ones ??

            **** Parlour Pages is a publicly listed company and is very irresponsible for allowing the propogation and publication of very unsafe sexual practices.It won’t be long before a whole load of punters call for a class action and sue after they get a fatal illness.
            Not long ago a fellow sued a big named hotel for allowing the service of alcohol when the hotel knew the implication of doing so.

          • wartboy says:

            my post was sarcastic humour, the problem here is some reades take posts too seriously. obviously wear condoms and if you get an STD see the doctor! der!

    • Tom says:

      Piddles , your are so full of shit, this is a replica of an old post, complete BS. I go to this joint and I know Mimi, she does not do ANY of these crude fantasy things you speak of. Go back to your Disneyland videos you pin head neanderthal.

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      • Piddles says:

        Tom, dont try & BS me. We dont care what you think. It would be nice if you posted a review. We know you are ?, Wartboy, Pal, Fred, Rz, LZ, Cunny Funt, Phil etc etc etc. just fuck off. Show us your review!!!

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      • ? says:

        Yea Tom. We can see through you, ya fucken troll

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    • Chevron says:

      Wolf Blitzer. Last i heard about Sheridan is that she has gone independent & works under the name “Hannah”. Have unsuccessfully searched Backpage & Cracker.

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    • Piddles says:

      Well guys, i went back to number 60 and saw my squeeze from my previous visit. Booked 2 WLs for 60 minutes. It was a full on lesbian threesome. I farked both pussies & both arses. All bare back. The WLs licked & rimmed each other. Horny as!!! Blew my load up one of the WLs ass!!!

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      • wartboy says:

        awesome count me in spread the good times (and STIs) around BOOYEAH

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  90. If you are wondering why i’m up so late. Just left MH. After reading about Ash & her huge tits, i knew i had to book her without having seen her. Well i wasnt disappointed. HUGE & i mean HUGE juggs. She’s a bit porky but her BBBJ was awesome. Feel better now especially after my disastrous session at 269 on Monday afternoon on which i wrote a review only a few minutes earlier

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    • ? says:

      I’m still here until later today.(I’ll stay if you kiss my arse) hahahah
      Bullshit… you were up late making up bullshit, surfing the porn sites while the missus was asleep.
      You were also jerking yourself off. Pervert. No need to try and goad me because I’m on to you..leb cucumber, leb snaggie, steve, cheeto, Jamie, donley donk, bill in shorts, ugly motorbike Charles etc etc
      Bye now.

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    • Freddo says:

      Interesting. They let you in at this that time of the night? They wouldn’t let me extend after midnight when I wanted to stay another hour. Anyway, I like natural breasts not the silicon ones…he he he

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      • Freddo, MH closes at 12 but they’ll let you stay back if the WL is OK with that. BTW I’m a long time regular there & then it took me 50 minutes to get. Showered & made myself a snack before settling in front of the telly. Then i wrote my post. So who did you see?

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  91. At my mate’s suggestion, i rang 269 & booked April. My mate, Bashir, said she’s by far the best looking & the youngest here. She offers BB in all three holes. BTW I have never seen her before & this was on Monday the day before Anzac Day. Booked for an hour. Booked for 3:00 pm. Arrived 20 minutes early. A woman answered the door & immediately ushers me into the first room closest to front door. I told her i have a booking with April. She say OK & asks for money. I handed over $100. About 2 minutes later the same WL returns & straight away goes down on her knees. Pulls my pants down & starts suxing my cock. WTF i havent had a shower. Please note i had a shower before leaving home about 45 minutes earlier. Then she motions me onto the bed. I’m thinking Bashir has played a trick on me. One, this chick is old, ugly, has bad breath & has a shit body. So this is April? So i asked her (i’m on my back & she is suxing my cock) is she April. “Yes, yes April” in her really crappy Engrish. Anyway she proceeds to rim my ass. TBH her oral skills were good but I had to close my eyes. She wasnt attractive. Then she tried to DFK me. FO!!!! WTF!!!! Am i that desperate? Rhetorical question to which the answer is yes. Anyway i ended up porking her BB in tbe pussy. What an absolute dud root. She told me i was too big (i’m not!) & when i tried to fuck her arse, she say she no do that. At this point, I’m thinking about Bashir the Bull Shit artist. I blew over her stomach & she gave me a good massage & then another BBBJ. As i dressed, i said thanks April. She replied “Me Sasa”. Farken bitch! I’ve just been R&R’ed. Raped & Robbed. Left tbe joint. Felt disgusted with myself. Yuk yuk tuk. Puck puck puck. Rang Bashir & told him what happened. He said the same WL had done tbe same thing to him when he had booked Maria on the recommendation of another mate, Samir. Of course he had never seen Maria before just like i’ve never seen April.
    So beware fellow punters. If this happens to you, stand your ground & insist on seeing the manager. Not a good experience. Wasted one hour & $100.

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  92. ? says:

    I’m cumming clean. I’ve been posting mean spirited comments under various aliases like Fly Swatter, RZ, LZ, Pal, ?, Phil, Fred, Wartboy & many many more. I’ve been mean as my life is fucked! I got nuttin betta to do except bat my little frankfurt all day & night. Cant afford to see WLs. Youse guys are so lucky! I’m such a miserable c-nt! I’m ugly, dumb & fat. And short. My dick is puny but my gut is huge. Am unemployed; have no friends; live with me parents; my only means of transport is an old skate board; & i buys me clothes from Lowes. I’m so sorry for being a nasty prick but i cant help it! I’m so bored. I watch porn all day. I just dont have a life! I’m jealous when i read the exploits of Slamming Salami, Roving Zucchini, Lebanese Zucchini, Italian Stallion, Bronson, Kevin Long Prong. Oh i wish i was like them! Boo hoo hoo. I’m sorry for being nasty & mealy mouthed. I’m a crass, uneducated, bigoted, aggressive c-nt. I suffer from SMALL MAN syndrome. I’m only 5’6″ & i have a tiny cock frankfurt. It’s about 2.5 inches on the rise! Boo hoo hoo. Boo hoo hoo. So sorry
    Sincerely
    ? aka Fly Swatter aka Fred aka Pal aka Phil aka LZ aka RZ etc etc
    PS Pleeze forgive me! Pleeze

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    • ? says:

      Don’t be so sad because I don’t like youse. That’s because you are all fake.

      PS Anyone good for a loan so I can see Vickey or Simone ??? hahahahah

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      • Hey ?. Guess what? No one likes you either. Your mum & dad as well as your inbred siblings hate you. You are a dumb fuck! You are ugly on the inside. You hate tbe world. You hate your life. You hate yourself. YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE. LMAO

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    • wartboy says:

      bullshit! I am wartboy,RZ,LZ the original, Pal, and many more. You Liar!

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    • Good to see you have come to your senses ?. You have turned the corner. Your Iman will be proud of you. So too will be your psychiatrist.There is hope for you yet ….. dont waste any more of your precious time on this forum. It is no good for you. It is never to late to change. It can be done. You CAN do it. Bwuce Jenner changed; you can too. Now FO to the mosque to pray for forgiveness.

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  93. tony says:

    does anyone know where healing herb, previously situated at 400 church st parramatta has relocated to?

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  94. Donkey Donk says:

    So halfway between where i work and go to gym is a chinese establish at Meadowbank on Constitution Drive just over the crossing from the station (80216828 or 0449147361) Usual prices 45/$50, 60/$60. Literally 5 days since open so only a couple of girls with 40ish Melissa (ex Eastwood) on reception mucking in when needed. Says couple more girls starting on the weekend.
    Melissa saw to me just before closing Tuesday night. Said could only do 45min but halfway offered to extend for $10 more. The massage started out iffy, chinese style but actually ended up great and still with me the next day.
    Then the rare treat began. Melissa calls out in mandarin and enter Mimi, mid 20s,long hair, glasses, lovely, next to zero English. She has no experience I am told. For about a quarter hour I am unexpectedly getting the 4 handed treatment (massage only at this stage) and with the oohing and pointing out my beautiful parts to each other (I’m not that dumb in the cold light of day but in the moment totally convincing) I was feeling like a king. I (almost!) could have left it at that.
    Melissa left the room and Mimi proceeded to show that she really did have no idea about massage nor much else technique wise. It would have been laughable (or frustrating) if she wasn’t so sweet. She seemed very embarrassed and not sure how to transition. anyway I had gotten a decent massage already so I put her hands in the right place and showed her how to move them and … sorted.
    Sink with hot water clean flannels in the room. Mimi spent the clean up apologising for the massage quality and by now I was fine.
    Strange experience … even though it was a very mediocre clothed finish I had a great time from start to end and I’ll be back. Hopefully the new girls have some skills and to see how Mimi gets on and Melissa’s massage is worthwhile

    Reply
    • IiiI says:

      Duplicate post above.
      Direct cut & paste.

      See comment by Uigeadail:
      January 31, 2014 at 10:52 pm

      Reply
      • ? says:

        E X A C T L Y
        Bullshit reports to the left and to the right.
        I’m not waiting for ADMIN to tell me to piss off.
        I’m going now.
        Fuck Off you pack of bullshit artists. Arseholes.

        Reply
        • Lebanese Cucumber says:

          Promises promises! You always say you are leaving but then you resurface using another alias. So predictable! Whatyagonnado now?

          Reply
      • Uigeadail says:

        Unbelievable. This was three years back. What’s more Melissa now runs one of the three West Ryde shops near the pub on Victoria road and Helen has taken over Meadowbank. (Still a great shop)

        Mimi was never seen again but I have had some great visits at that shop. Not so convenient now, as the gym has moved to make way for flats.

        Reply
    • Bobbie says:

      Does melissa offer nude hj

      Reply
  95. Fly Swatter says:

    Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi….. Get out of bed you lazy idlers.
    AND stop paying these silly bimbos large coin to play with your silly lookin’ saveloys.
    They are laughing at you. They know they are in charge. What are yz whimps

    Reply
    • Bill Short In says:

      Waz youse on about, Fry Szatta?
      Youse maka no sense.
      You maka nonsense
      Hahahahaha

      Reply
  96. Ali Khan says:

    I vent to dis place on Belmore Rod in da Riverwood. It called cougar town. I go in. I sit down on coach. TV iz on. Lot of ladies say hi to me. I picked 2 ladyes for a trisum. $240 for 30 mins. It waz goode. I get my dick in both ladyes mouthes. They do together sucking me dick. I like very muche. They also jumpe on my dick. No rubba. Bothe ladyes do this. Da ladyes lick pussy of udda lady. Dis looke very goode. Me very horny by looking. I do da doggy while udda suck on my behind. I shoote my goo over back of lady. Me very happy. Da ladyes were olde. Ladyes was not fat. Dey was skinny.

    Reply
    • Poo Puncher says:

      What were their names?

      Reply
    • Swat Flyer says:

      Now you tella di truth … you bullashit ha… fark you speda di $240 huh bullashit

      Go back to sleep you drimin

      Reply
  97. Disappointed says:

    After marching today I was feeling hornybso went to 1/265 bigge street liverpool-
    Advertised on sydney backpage as erotic massage from $55, young masseuses ect ect. Council parking just up the road (3 hour). Gave them a call today received by older asian lady, mentioned ad and was after body to body as advertised. Arrived at 4 up the stairs, greeted by a 50 to 60 I dunno maybe fucking 70 year old lady terrible looks and body well no saving grace there either. Started to get that this is a bad idea hunch but heard other voices and hoped she may just be the owner/ manager and a younger woman was going to come around the corner, well .. No grandma lead me to the room went through usual prices thought fuck she will at least get the knots out of my lower back looks like she massaged since 1950. Paid $35 then had a good look at the bed/table no reusable sheet or towel a pillow which was as old as her, threw that off and rested my head on my arms, then received the worst massage no oil no effort, feeling very dirty and not happy. Any way starts to tickle my balls and I turn over to say no thanks not today and she was starkers! God not pretty. Started pulling my cock regardless of my unenthusiasm, offered blow, extras ect (knew I had a hell of a load had a plan) so said just hj then, grabbed her wrinkly tit closed my eyes thinking of one of the girls advertised on the initial ad and blew a hell of a load shot about 3 feet went all through her hair she wasn’t happy of course but nor was I with the false advertising and being told young girls were there and waiting. So be ware of this place and false advertising.

    Reply
    • Swat Flyer says:

      U another bullashitter… after di march you dring prenty fire water.. you cannot git stiffy and you cannot shoot even a 3 inches.

      u go to di sleep.. just dreamin heh

      Reply
  98. Fly Swatter says:

    I did. Hope that makes you feel better

    Reply
  99. Back Door Benny says:

    Taren Point 2/167 Taren Point Road 9531 6869

    Went to this establishment today and saw a lovely 25 yo girl named Alice, fresh from China, she says she works every day. There were 3 girls working, Alice, Nancy and one other.

    When I arrived she helped me have a shower, which was very nice, made sure the crown jewels were sparkly clean. After drying off we went to the bed and indulged in some gentle fondling and exploration of each others bodies. This lady definitely provides a nice GF experience, her body responded nicely to my touch, and mine to hers. It wasn’t long before her pussy was silky and wet, condom on and a very nice unhurried BJ followed by a very tasty 69’er. A quick mouthwash and then some more light kissing followed by sex in a variety of positions, ended off with some firm massage and an assisted shower. All in all very good value for $100 for one hour, this price is apparently finishing by Feb 5 then it is back to $150 so rush in and take advantage of the special offer.

    Would I go back? Sure would.

    Reply
    • GFE LFAGT says:

      Optus advises the number 9531 6869 is disconnected. Is there another number?

      Reply
  100. Linford says:

    Anyone been to MH tonight? What’s the talent like?

    Reply
    • Cunny Funt says:

      It aint bad. I saw Bree today. Also recommend Aleesha. Very very enthusiastic in the room

      Reply
    • Kevin Long Prong says:

      Linford. I was at MH earlier in the evening. Picked a little plumper with MASSIVE tits. Her name is ASH. Never seen her there before. So if you are into BIG (& i mean they are HUGE) then pick Ash. BTW her oral skills are excellent

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      • Bev says:

        Yes big and fat. I picked her too. She gave me good oral. For xtra $50 gave bb and xtra $50 ate my load. She is a cum eating machine

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        • Kevin Long Prong says:

          Bev, so we both agree on her oral skills. Didnt know BB was on the table. What about anal, is that offered? BTW she has huge tits. Yessirree

          Reply
      • Kevin Long Prong says:

        Bev, so we both agree on her oral skills. Didnt know BB was on the table. What about anal, is that offered? BTW she has huge tits. Yessirree

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      • Geoff says:

        I like real natural ones not the fake silicons that you are describing above

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  101. Cunny Funt says:

    Saw Bree at MH today on Anzac Day. Gave her the full length of my bayonet down her throat. DATY, 69, rimming followed by FS. She is very attractive with a lovely body. Really enjoyed my time with her.
    Now watch this space ….. will get a heap of posts claiming it is all BS. To be expected as this site is full of trolls

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  102. Fly Swatter says:

    Oi… Wake up you lazy semi erect pricks. Fark !! Go and sniff some pussy or arse at least.
    OR I will use my fly swatter on your measly knob heads.

    Reply
    • Fred says:

      Wartz up, Fly Squatter?
      Why you so cranky? Preeze tell us what ails you so much.

      Reply
      • Fly Swatter says:

        Good…. that’s the boy…. you made me smile with your bullshit on this overcast dreary day.
        OK that’s enough bullshit I’m content now. Don’t go overboard and start to be a silly prick.
        Go back to sleep now.

        Reply
        • Cunny Funt says:

          The above “no comment” was posted by Fat Squatter on April 25, 2017 at 5:02pm. Obviously Fat Squatter was at home AGAIN belting away on his little keyboard & his little dick. Unfortunately for Fat Squatter, his appendage – 2 & 1/2 inches – provides a constant source of mirth for the WLs. This explains why he hates all those lucky punters who score. Dont worry FS, the Roosters won today. Rugby League was the winner today.

          Reply
          • Swat Flyer says:

            U realy funny cunty u maka mi laf.
            My cocky 12″ it very big roosta.. you jelos hah
            I big latino, I fight wit you chipotto eni day

  103. Punter333 says:

    Anyone try this place?

    link to hillsshiremassage.com.au

    does this place offer extras?

    Reply
    • GFE LFAGT says:

      Yes this is the one on Victoria Road exit to Dundas. New and clean. Helen the owner is a very pleasant mature lady. She is a qualified masseuse. Previously of North Ryd and Castle Hill. Give its a go.

      Reply
    • GFE LFAGT says:

      Good massage by mature ladies, with limited English.
      They are trying to run a legit business. Let’s help them stay open.

      Reply
      • punter333 says:

        I’ll try this place soon. Maybe next week.

        Reply
  104. Fred says:

    Popped into Miss Heavens last night.
    Choose Nadine. She is very attractive & oozes sensuousness. Paid for 30 minutes. Got DATY, 69, sex was covered. She liked it when i rimmed & tongued her arsehole. My tongue went from clit, pussy & arsehole backwards & forwards. I love doing that & she loved me doing it. BTW she has a nice body. A real GFE session. 9/10.

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  105. Fly Swatter says:

    Went to 60 Whiting St yesterday. Was waiting in the Greeting Room. In walks this little Chubby Bunny, about 55-60 years old, nice eyes and a very nice smile, a short BBW with a big juicy ass and very BIG tits. says “Hi i am Penny you like me” , F–k yeah i think to myself , i says “yes i like you” . In the shower with her with a hard pecker, as soon as the soap was rinsed off she gets on her knees and starts bbbj-ing me, gosh i thought, i’m in heaven, after 5 mins we get out, dry off and then she pushed me onto the bed, lays next to me and then straight into DFKing me, what a kisser this GILF is, then she sits up, looks at then holds my boner and goes down, the first motion was nearly a deep throat and then a super nice up and down suck, my f–king … i haven’t had a blowy like that since i was in my early 20s. After maybe 5 mins i couldn’t take anymore otherwise i would have blown her cheeks out, lol, so i tell her to stop and its my turn for payback, she lays down and i get between her legs, which are very nice and i gaze upon a BEAUTIFUL pussy, fortunately she has a slick cunt so i went for it, man she tasted sooooo nice, went at it for maybe 10 mins, and let me tell you guys, she loves it, rocking her hips up and down and sometimes pushing hard onto my tongue.. Then bang, she came, said something inaudible and pushed herself away from my mouth. We fuck she says, puts the rubber on me and in i go in mish, man a tight puss, just the way us men like it hehe, gave her a good pounding and kabam, off she goes again, then i rolls her on top for cowgirl, what a magnificent ride she is, and watching her huge boobs jiggle was it for me and i emptied a sack full of goo and just as i finish shes off again and then collapses on me panting. Had trouble breathing as she is heavy. we laid in each others arms for a little while and i looked at the clock, damn an hour goes fast when your having a good time. She then says shower because time finish, i said no its not, she looks at me not understanding what i meant, i grabbed my wallet, pull out another 160, gave it to her and said, 1 more hour, she raps a towel around her and out she goes, im just laying there waiting thinking here we go, 5 mins will pass by shes back but no, couldn’t have been 60 secs and shes back in the room, throws the towel to the floor, jumps on the bed between my legs and down she goes on me again, I don’t know which BBBJ was the best, the 1 in the shower, the first on the bed, or that second time, after about 5 mins i says its time for a 69er, she spins around and im in awe that puss coming down on my face,,, yum yum yum yum yum yum, man i think im in love with her pussy, 5 min or so off 69ing then dommed up again, a few mins of mish then doggy,,, guys, if your a lover of big butts then this is the gilf to see, i lost a lot of protein after 2 or 3 min in doggy just watching her ass and lightly squeezing her cheeks. thank penny for an awesome timeWent to GP. Was waitning in the Greeting Room. In walks this little Chubby Bunny, about 55-60 years old, nice eyes and a very nice smile, a short BBW with a big juicy ass and very BIG tits. says “Hi i am Penny you like me” , F–k yeah i think to myself , i says “yes i like you” . In the shower with her with a hard pecker, as soon as the soap was rinsed off she gets on her knees and starts bbbj-ing me, gosh i thought, i’m in heaven, after 5 mins we get out, dry off and then she pushed me onto the bed, lays next to me and then straight into DFKing me, what a kisser this GILF is, then she sits up, looks at then holds my boner and goes down, the first motion was nearly a deep throat and then a super nice up and down suck, my f–king … i haven’t had a blowy like that since i was in my early 20s. After maybe 5 mins i couldn’t take anymore otherwise i would have blown her cheeks out, lol, so i tell her to stop and its my turn for payback, she lays down and i get between her legs, which are very nice and i gaze upon a BEAUTIFUL pussy, fortunately she has a slick cunt so i went for it, man she tasted sooooo nice, went at it for maybe 10 mins, and let me tell you guys, she loves it, rocking her hips up and down and sometimes pushing hard onto my tongue.. Then bang, she came, said something inaudible and pushed herself away from my mouth. We fuck she says, puts the rubber on me and in i go in mish, man a tight puss, just the way us men like it hehe, gave her a good pounding and kabam, off she goes again, then i rolls her on top for cowgirl, what a magnificent ride she is, and watching her huge boobs jiggle was it for me and i emptied a sack full of goo and just as i finish shes off again and then collapses on me panting. Had trouble breathing as she is heavy. we laid in each others arms for a little while and i looked at the clock, damn an hour goes fast when your having a good time. She then says shower because time finish, i said no its not, she looks at me not understanding what i meant, i grabbed my wallet, pull out another 160, gave it to her and said, 1 more hour, she raps a towel around her and out she goes, im just laying there waiting thinking here we go, 5 mins will pass by shes back but no, couldn’t have been 60 secs and shes back in the room, throws the towel to the floor, jumps on the bed between my legs and down she goes on me again, I don’t know which BBBJ was the best, the 1 in the shower, the first on the bed, or that second time, after about 5 mins i says its time for a 69er, she spins around and im in awe that puss coming down on my face,,, yum yum yum yum yum yum, man i think im in love with her pussy, 5 min or so off 69ing then dommed up again, a few mins of mish then doggy,,, guys, if your a lover of big butts then this is the gilf to see, i lost a lot of protein after 2 or 3 min in doggy just watching her ass and lightly squeezing her cheeks. thank penny for an awesome time. Everyone loves da King. Long live da King!
    Long live da Fly Swatter.
    BOOYAH!
    BOOYAH
    BOOYAH!
    KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW

    Reply
    • Fly Swatter says:

      Fuck…. I gotta give it to ya… very funny bunch of pooftas. Think you are so funny yabunch of farken turds.
      So I need to swat y’all now…. SWISH…. ahh got y’all… All dead on the shit pile hahahahah
      Y’all a very funny bunch of turds.
      y’all are buzzing around a shit pile like a bunch of blue tailed blow flies..
      LOVE LIVE DA KING
      LONG LIVE DA FLY SWATTER.

      Reply
    • Fred says:

      Posted by Pharrell January 22, 2017 at 3:30 am

      Reply
    • Wolf Blitzer says:

      Fake news

      Reply
      • Fred says:

        Posted by Wolf Blitzer April 24, 2017 at 7:32 am

        Reply
    • Cunny Funt says:

      Hey Stupid , Yes YOU.
      Do you have a t-shirt with superman stamped on it OR are you really Lois Lane… you know superman’s bimbo.
      Go write a novel on some other site.
      I don’t want to waste my time reading this shit.
      Piss Off Idiot

      Reply
      • Fly Swatter says:

        Posted by Cunny Funt on April 24, 2017 at 1:21 pm.
        PS
        Keep up the excellent standards you have set when writing your posts

        Reply
      • Fly Swatter says:

        LONG LIVE THE KING!
        LOVE LIVE DA FLY SWATTER!
        HAIL DA FLY SWATTER!
        HAIL DA KING!
        LONG LIVE FRED!

        Reply
  106. Plonk Artist says:

    OK men.
    Thought I’d follow up on the Chinese joint on Victoria Rd, Parramatta (near the Dundas turn off) that I went to last week. Was a bit hung over then.
    Two older Chinese ducks – nevertheless, old boilers make good soup right ?
    Went for 1hr this time $60 . great sensual massage with a lot of teasing… to the point that I was lifting the left pelvis up so she could sneak a fondle of my erect soothing stick. Felt real nice her taking her time exploring. I almost felt she was a bit worried that it would bite her.
    Then got me to spin around when I was ready … $20 for hj or $50 nude + hj. Went for both.
    Look, all I can say is just go for the hj… nice lady but a bit past the naked part.

    Reply
    • Punter333 says:

      What is the address of this place? Dundas turn off?

      Reply
      • Plonk Artist says:

        It’s after Church St, Parramatta heading towards Sydney on the LHS.(about a km).. you will see a little shopping centre where the sign to point to Dundas . Keep your eyes peeled .. can’t miss it really. Enjoy. Not a bad wank. Would be interested in what you think. PS tell them someone that goes there recommended the place.

        Reply
    • punter333 says:

      Review: link to google.com.au\

      Judy hair salon/SL massage
      Just opposite Aldi and next to a small park and cafe.
      It is a business run by a couple of older chinese ladies: one lady does haircuts and the other does massages. The massage is great.. I’d go here just for the massage alone. However, they do offer extras (you have to ask). Very skillfully done!!

      Looks: 6/10
      Massage: 9/10
      HE: 8/10

      Definitely going to return.

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      • Roving Zucchini says:

        What are the prices punter333
        Cheers RZ

        Reply
        • Punter333 says:

          Cheap: 35 bucks for 30 min massage. extras on top. but not too pricey. Again, I would go here just for the massage as she gives a fantastic remedial massage alone.

          Reply
        • Punter333 says:

          I’ve been here maybe 4 or 5 times in the past 3 weeks. Each time fantastic massage followed by HE (you have to ask as its not directly offered). Again, older lady.. but she knows what she’s doing thats for sure. 😛

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          • Plonk Artist says:

            Punter 333
            Which place did you go to 4 or 5 times?
            You have listed two places ?? Thanks

          • punter333 says:

            Dear Plonk Artist,

            I’m referring to the Judy’s Salon/SL massage 382 Victoria Road Rydalmere (just opposite of the Aldi and pub).

    • Uigeadail says:

      It’s new shop for Amy from Avon Rd. whatever you had there you will have here. No bb at all in my experience. But really good massage excellent tease and very happy with the service. As mentioned older ladies. The sign says Mary’s Salon and there is a back entrance down the driveway.

      Reply
  107. Funny Turd says:

    Have a nice life, Fly Swatter.
    You dumbfuck loser
    LMAO

    Reply
    • Fly Swatter says:

      You are the loser!
      I’m too smart for you.
      I know you.
      I know who you are.
      Gotcha Salami boy.
      It’s you, aint it?
      You think you are so cool with the chicks.
      Well you aint!
      I’m the new kid on the block.
      Like Elvis, I is da King.
      Long live the King

      Reply
      • Funny Turd says:

        Hey Fly Swatter,.
        It is Long live the Queen.
        You are da Queen, ya turd punching pillow biter

        Reply
  108. Fly Swatter says:

    I am the Wanderer.
    (Actually i am a Wanker)

    I am the Wanderer,
    I’ve wandered far and wide,
    I’ve had many asian massages,
    Mostly West and North Side

    Some have been good,
    some have been bad,
    I won’t rate them all,
    Cause that would be sad.

    But after 18 months trying,
    I have found my top five,
    After 34 parlours,
    It’s time to retire.
    ——
    Enjoy your fun boys (and girls).

    My TOP 5 in no order:

    Lulu @ Chatswood Massage 769 for letting my use my finger in her butt while getting HJ
    Unknown @ Chatswood Massage 12 for letting me have full service on the massage table with her, including doggy, DATY, BJ
    Unknown @ Eastwood Massage 6 (Ethel St) for the suprising extras I got even though I had to pay
    Cindy @ West Ryde Ausfeng for massage and hand skills, not for looks
    Fifi @ Seven Hills Massage (the one above the bottlo)

    Others I have visited to get the above top 5:
    Ross St Nth Parramatta
    Avon Road North Ryde
    Carlingford
    Artarmon Thai
    Artarmon 78a
    Marayong in the shopping centre across from station
    Crows Nest – upstairs near the pub
    St Leonards – Albany St near the Hwy
    Lindfield Massage the one upstairs next to the pool shop
    Lindfield the one in Beaconsfield parade
    Chatswood 218 (Pretty Baby Massage)
    Chatswood North Star in Neridah St
    Chatswood Healthy Massage in Thomas St
    Chatswood 221 in Katherine St
    Chatswood upstairs on the cnr of Vic Avenue and Archer St
    Cocos at Toongabbie
    Toongabbie across from the station shop side before the bend on the way to Pendle Hill
    5/138 Best Rd Seven Hills
    1/138 Best Rd Seven Hills
    6/111 Best Rd Seven Hills
    1/115 Best Rd Seven Hills
    28 Hope St Seven Hills
    Hornsby Jenny in Albert St
    West Ryde 999
    Epping Langston Place
    Epping Oxford St
    Eastwood 1 East Parade
    Hill St Wentworthville
    Dean Park
    Castle Hill – the one in Terminus Place that is now closed
    Castle Hill – Ding Therapy Massage

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    • punter333 says:

      Dear Swatter,

      Lovely Poem.

      Unknown @ Eastwood Massage 6 (Ethel St) for the suprising extras I got even though I had to pay
      What year was this? Are they still there? Can you describe the ML (age, looks, service?)

      Fifi @ Seven Hills Massage (the one above the bottlo)
      What year was this? Are they still there? Can you describe the ML (age, looks, service?)

      Hill St Wentworthville? Where is this place? is it a house.. still in business?

      Reply
  109. Fly Swatter says:

    You morons are so immature. Bunch of pussies! Not funny! I’ll get youse all. Watch ya back

    Reply
  110. Fly Swatter says:

    Fuck…. I gotta give it to ya… very funny bunch of turds.

    y’all are buzzing around a shit pile like a bunch of blue tailed blow flies..

    So I need to swat y’all now…. SWISH…. ahh got y’all… All dead on the shit pile hahahahah

    Reply
    • Fly Swatter says:

      BTW Cheeto, Why did Pal treat you so bad. Just because he thinks you have a Wollongong liking. Bloody nasty bastard he was … good riddance.
      He also insulted Oh Danny Boy (with his midget in his trousers), and why does he dislike Jamie… why does he say puke all the time.

      He’s a real fucker … glad he is gone… bastard.

      Reply
    • Cheeto says:

      Dumbfuck Fly Swatter.
      So you are a pillow biting turd punche

      Reply
      • Fly Swatter says:

        That’s it! You guys are really cruel. I’ve had enuf of you fuckin arseholes! What have i done to deserve ths? Not fair! OK i’m treatening you meanies. Keep it up & i’ll leave this site

        Reply
      • Fly Swatter says:

        Ahh here I am protecting you from that bastard Pal and you treat me badly. Well thanks a lot !!
        Another cunny funt.

        Reply
        • Cunny Funt says:

          WTF .. Please leave me alone.. I haven’t done anything to you.
          Right I’m dobbing you in.

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      • Wartboy says:

        Hahahaha

        Reply
  111. Fly Swatter says:

    could not resist trying out this young hung cutie

    link to sydney.backpage.com.au

    Well guys this ladyboy was hot If you like the rugged type she is your ladyboy. And boi or does she love to fuck. Ive hired her on several times overnite when she comes to town over the last 12 months and boy oh boy does she go at it allnite.
    I like to be dominated and to be fucked and i mean fucked. her cock is beautiful that hits the spot. like a rat up a drain pipe….She loves u to suck her and once she is hard rolls u over and goes for it….And she tells u wat she wants from u. Which i must say turns me on…..

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  112. Phil says:

    What a load of BS spewing from Fly Swatter

    Reply
  113. Fly Swatter says:

    I got a stiffy thinking of the ladyboy who porked me at lunchtime.

    Reply
    • Pal says:

      U r one sick fuck, Fly Swatter.
      I loves youse

      Reply
    • Holden Fucking McNeil says:

      I’ll second that

      Reply
    • Wartboy says:

      Guess what?
      I’m back
      Just gotback from church.
      TBH I never left
      Have been posting my shit under different aliases.
      BOOYAH
      KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW

      Reply
      • Pope Francis says:

        Pathetic luciferian mumbling from a sicko

        Reply
  114. Fly Swatter says:

    I went to see this Jap shiela last night

    link to sydney.backpage.com.au

    I was fucking awesome. I lasted more than 4 strokes. I’m getting good at this thing called rooting. I’m fucking better than Salsmi & Zucchini. BOOYAH. KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW

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  115. Fly Swatter says:

    Went to Clegg St. Picked Cleo. Middle Eastern beauty. Nice that she wanted daty straight up , and asked me in a cute soft voice, Would it be alright with you if I cum ? Eerrr, yes, i think would be okay. She assumes doggy position , i slide her panties down. Everything perfect, looks like total laser job, she watches in the mirror as I lick her. the squirming , wiggling from her increases, then roll her over and attack the clit at hi speed micro lick. Her hands go to my hair , dragging me to her best spot , and then the sounds start and the hips start gyrating like a Latina dancer …and off she goes. Then she THANKS me for doing it and allowing her to cum before we start sex. NOT really a problem for me. Told me she wanted doggy , but I said we have to leave til last or that booty would have me cumming 10 strokes in. So did mish as she threw her legs wide apart in the air , such a view and a demand , had to go for it deep. interesting the dom she used had that textured rough surface , said it was her favourite. OMG those things are built for girls who love extra stimulation, and feels good too.

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    • Fred says:

      Posted by Amir January 23, 2017 at 6:25 pm

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  116. Holden Fucking McNeil says:

    Went to Clegg St. Picked Cleo. Middle Eastern beauty. Nice that she wanted daty straight up , and asked me in a cute soft voice, Would it be alright with you if I cum ? Eerrr, yes, i think would be okay. She assumes doggy position , i slide her panties down. Everything perfect, looks like total laser job, she watches in the mirror as I lick her. the squirming , wiggling from her increases, then roll her over and attack the clit at hi speed micro lick. Her hands go to my hair , dragging me to her best spot , and then the sounds start and the hips start gyrating like a Latina dancer …and off she goes. Then she THANKS me for doing it and allowing her to cum before we start sex. NOT really a problem for me. Told me she wanted doggy , but I said we have to leave til last or that booty would have me cumming 10 strokes in. So did mish as she threw her legs wide apart in the air , such a view and a demand , had to go for it deep. interesting the dom she used had that textured rough surface , said it was her favourite. OMG those things are built for girls who love extra stimulation, and feels good too.

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    • Fred says:

      Posted by Amir January 23, 2017 at 6:25 pm

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  117. Holden Fucking McNeil says:

    I’ll join you Fly Swatter. Love MMM sessions.
    LMAO

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  118. Fly Swatter says:

    To Lebo Zucchini & Slamming. salami. You two are complete wankers. Do you think punters are dumb enufd to believe your fucking bull shit? I’m a REAL man. I can take 9 or more inches up my arse. Yeah! A real man. Take that

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  119. Fly Swat says:

    I tried this today before heading to ANZ Stadium to barrack for my beloved Doggies. Love a big juicy kebab up my arse

    link to sydney.backpage.com

    Now this is a real genuine review. Please enjoy.
    Suxed his 9″ cock. Took it all the way to the back of my throat then i let him pound my arse. Wish the Lebanese Zucchini or Slamming Salami were with me. Love being spit roasted. KAPOW & KAPOW then DOUBLE KAPOW. Yeah baby. BOOYAH

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  120. Lebanese Zucchini says:

    Went to Wives Only yesterday. It is just a few hundred metres from Enmore train station. There is a back entrance. Place used to be called Amore. A bit pricey but worth it. Place has been renovated & has top notch decor. Had popped into about 6/7 “bistros” in Marrickville. Shocking premises with some matching WLs. Some were so bad i wouldnt be able to get it up. They were all asian. If they werent old & fat, they were young with really skinny legs & no meat on the arse. So i popped into Wives Only. The girl i picked had a nice big firm juicy arse like a rosy red apple. Booked for 30 minutes but extended to an hour. DFK, DATY & 69. Finished off in doggy after being in a number of other positions. Was impressed. A real GFE session. The WL was classy & very attractive imo. Will definitely go again. Giving the asian shops a miss.

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    • Holden Fucking McNeill says:

      What ? There is no railway station at Enmore …

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      • Lebanese Zucchini says:

        Holding His Dick McNeil. My apologies. It is St Peters railway station. The front entrance which i have used fronts Kings St right opposite the park where the old brickworks were. Go around the back. There is off street parking for about 4 cars. I paid $185 for the half hour. That is $25 more than i pay at MH but lets be honest, MH is a rest home for grannies. LOL

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        • Fly Swatter says:

          Huh…… caught with a bullshit report. Didn’t even know where you went.. you had to look it up.

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      • Lebanese Zucchinni says:

        The address is 673 Kings St, St Peters. As i said before, i’ve never used the front entrance (hundreds of cars pass every minute); i always go around to the back lane & enter via the back door. BTW there were only 4 girls on roster of which 3 were definitely fuckable. The one i picked was a tall blonde with glasses. She was shy & gentle but bro, she had an ace body. Licked & rimmed her asshole. It was beautiful to look at. Will see her again. I’m in lust. KAPOW baby KAPOW

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        • Lebanese Zucchinni says:

          I have a mental problem KAPOW baby KAPOW
          Cheers LZ

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      • Lebanese Zucchinni says:

        To Fly Swatter, think whatever you want. If you think it is BS, then that is your opinion. Dont care about your opinions. From now on, i wont waste my time responding to your rantings & ravings. You are mentally & emotionally deficient. Get a life. You are an immature twit. You post under so many different aliases eg Holden McNeil, Pal, Phil, Wartboy, RZ, LZ, etc etc as well as using my handle (ie Lebanese Zucchini). You are a pathetic loser who gets his kicks criticising punters who write a review. Your logic is screwed. You obviously have never been to the locale. And to reiterate, i will longer respond to any more of your taunts & negativity regardless of whatever alias you use. So have a nice day & do everyone a favour and fuck off

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        • Fly Swatter says:

          Look Lebanese Zuhhinni and Slammin Salami
          I’m sorry if you don’t like to hear this stuff. But we punters don’t appreciate being taken as fools. We clearly are more intelligent that you give us credit.
          All that’s asked is a factual report not all the silly embellishments that you and your very close buddy give.
          Just drop the bullshit OK ??
          I’ve been around for a long time and I know when someone is spewing baloney.

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        • Lebanese Zucchinni says:

          Cheers LZ KAPOW baby KAPOW Cheers LZ went to enmore spent $1850 for 30mins . She let me throat fuck her, had my dick rammed down her throat ,My tongue was on her clit & pussy. Then went down her pussy & arse with my tongue & fingers. Rimming, sucking, licking … got hard again. Then I inserted my cock into her pussy, Great value. DFK, BBBJ, DATY, BBFS, CIP, CIM, CIA, ATM, anal. KAPOW baby KAPOW Cheers LZ

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    • Fly Swatter says:

      Bullshit review

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    • Fly Swatter says:

      Baloney review

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    • Fly Swatter says:

      Nonsense review

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      • Lebanese Zucchinni says:

        Wow! Love to read your rivetting posts, Fly Swatter. Always look forward to your posts as they are so informative. BTW we all know you post under numerous other monikers such as LZ, RZ, Wartboy, Pal, Phil etc

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    • Fly Swatter aka Fuck Wit says:

      i’m a wanker.
      I’m a banker.
      I’m a shit stirrer
      I like ladyboys
      With warts on their dick
      I’m a big prick
      With a little dick
      And a peanut brain
      I loves youse all!!!
      LMAO

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  121. 52_Year_Old_Aussie says:

    176 Liverpool Rd (Hume Highway) Endfield 0405 320 602
    Up above an electrical shop and a few doors up from the petrol station and IGA.

    Early last year I had a visit, but the WL was a dud. After a year, I thought that maybe I would give it another go.

    I visited here again a few weeks ago – major difference. This time I got a middle aged WL by the name of Tutu – or something like that – but what is a name anyway – many Chinese WL work at several different shops every week and use a different name at each one.

    Still a clean and tidy establishment, but the service was a lot different – better.

    $35 for 30 minutes and another $30 got her gear off at the start. Suffice it to say, it was about half massage and half mutual pleasure – I gave as good as I received and she was satisfied as well. Got the full 30 minutes.

    On the way out I caught the eye of the other WL who also looked mature. Your experiences may differ, but if you are driving out that way, then give it a go. Just be aware that it is a clearway out the front from 3pm to 7pm Monday to Friday) but you can park on the other side of the road. I will probably go back.

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  122. Pal says:

    Well alas it’s time to bid you all:
    •adiós, adieu, addio, adeus. …
    •aloha. …
    •arrivederci. …
    •ciao. …
    •auf Wiedersehen. …
    •au revoir. …
    •bon voyage. …
    •sayonara.

    You pack of dead shits…
    You are all fakes.
    10 supposed punters per 1 prick….. I suspect. Steve in ADMIN.

    Most of it is BULLSHIT… My time is being wasted by these fake reviews… Above all
    Slammin Micro penis…and his a smell fetish with the fictitious Simone. Fuck what a moron.

    Finally go “FUCK OFF THE LOT OF YOU”.. especially.. Cheeto, Jamie (puke), Ohh Fucking Danny Boy (with his midget in his trousers), and all the other deadbeats.

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    • Cheeto says:

      Pal you are obviously mentally ill and receiving welfare so don’t have anything better to do with your time. I find it funny that after all this time you continue to mention my name in your posts. My words must of really poured some salt into your wounds. This is my first post in 3 weeks as I have better things to do then reply to your deluded rants.

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    • Simone says:

      Yeah with all the spare time you have could you at least look up the meaning of aloha? it means hello not goodbye. also YOUR BREATH STINKS!

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      • Pal says:

        My breath doesnt stink half as bad as your pussy. LMAO

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    • Lebanese Zucchini says:

      So Pal is wasting his time reading these “fake” posts. Let’s hope he leaves this site permanently. What a moron.

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  123. Admin says:

    weve been contacted by Helena about online bullying and constant fake online posts about her. weve asked her to make a police report and for the authorities to contact us with any demand for unique ipaddresses in relation to this matter. we will be filtering her name and deleting comments to help her so please REFRAIN from using her name, be it in fantasy or fact.

    readers, please keep reviews truthful and try to be discreet about it where you can.

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  124. Slammin Salami says:

    Pooooo !!!!!!! I hope Ingrid has stocked up on air freshener Simone is on today at Miss Heavens the smell when you go into the room after she has done a job is like a sledge hammer hitting you over the head.I copped it the other week she must have been seeing some poor SOB prior to me. Its really bad even the lady I was seeing remarked something smelt strange SHE STINKS not fair on the next poor client that has to use the room.Im giving MH a miss today till the smell has time to vanish

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    • Wild Bill Hitch Cock says:

      Gee Salami, do you go “visiting” every day? You sure do get around. At least you are busy. LOL

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    • Joe Cocka says:

      Surely Mr Salami, the smell cant be that bad? LMAO
      BTW thanks for the warning. On a recent visit to CT (@Riverwood), went down to DATY but nearly died. It smelt. Lost my fat. Never got “it” back. Waste of money. Kept washing my mouth out to get rid of the taste

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    • Phil says:

      You fucking fucker, do you shunt between brothels all day 24/7? Have you checked with the girls how filthy you smell? Nasty filthy smelly prick! Who did you see at MH if not Simone? You should be kicked on your ass. Disgusting ass hole!

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      • Joe Cocka says:

        What the fuck crawled up your arse, Philthy Phil? You are a foul mouthed mealy mouth bully. No cares what you think so why bother “contributing” to this forum. BTW why dont you write a review of one of your visits? That’s right, your mummy wont let you go. And you cant afford to go as your Centrelink money wont stretch that far

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      • Lebanese Zucchini says:

        To Phil. Here’s my message to you:
        BOO HOO HOO

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    • John says:

      Good for you. Is she pretty young and beautiful or old and sagged all over?