MISC REVIEWS – SYDNEY

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2,993 Responses to MISC REVIEWS – SYDNEY

  1. John says:

    Hey guys, i wanted to get some advice on going to a brothel for the first time. Any tips? what should i expect/be aware of? how do i not get a std?

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  2. Crump's Brother says:

    Anyone know of any good online adult services websites now that Cracker and backpage are done ?

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    • Concretepills69 says:

      Try crockor, locanto and swagmates

      Reply
  3. Frank says:

    Hey fellas! Looking for a Thai girl with a booty. A booty that looks out of place on an Asian girl would be ideal, but willing to see a girl that has a butt that provides a enough cushion for the pushin. So what have you got?

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  4. YoungGun says:

    link to sydney.backpage.com.au

    Gents! Please please avoid these ladies! They have a very comprehensive operation. At first they are absolute stunners! But, they’ll take your money, ask you to shower while one of them slips out to get you a drink. You come out and you’re alone in the room. I worked out, the room they take you to is a decoy room and they have another room they go to hide in with your money. Luckily I was able to hide near a stair case at the hotel and I heard them in the process of catching another sucker. Just as they came out of their decoy room again (because I had left to make them believe they were successful) to collect their next victim, I surprised both girls and kindly asked for my cash back which they obliged albeit with massive attitude given they were sprung. On my way down I told the other guy who was about to be robbed to and he left with me.

    Here is the original ad, the one above is the link I created to warn others! Please share! They look exactly as the photos it’s just a shame they’re out to scam and not provide a legitimate service.

    link to sydney.backpage.com.au

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    • pjc says:

      8 hours ago – WASHINGTON — Federal authorities have taken down Backpage.com, a major classified advertising website that has been repeatedly accused of enabling prostitution and sex trafficking of minors. “Backpage.com and affiliated websites have been seized,” a notice on the website says. Backpage has been …

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      • Steve says:

        All gone where do these WLs advertise now thousands of ads gonski

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  5. Woken Matt says:

    I wonder what’s become of Emma at Miss Heavens ? Still on the roster but hasn’t been around for ages.

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    • Einstein says:

      Outa luck – on old age pension now. So you both can talk abuot pension matters now….. haahh

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    • BIGP323 says:

      EMMA is gone interstate, so she won’t be coming back at MH.

      TAMMY was fantastic at MH. Does anyone know where she’s gone? Is she working private? Any info anyone on TAMMY?

      Thanks

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  6. Johnny says:

    hey has any one seen annie from the old bliss massage and waxing shop in riverwood lately.
    She was an absolute goddess in the room.

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  7. GFE_LFAGT says:

    I think moderation of post is killing this Ste.
    Today is the 9th and the most recent post displayed is from the 6th.

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    • 555 Miranda says:

      I agree.
      We are still waiting for a post to be approved after 9 days!
      WTF is going on?
      In the meantime, come and visit!
      http://www.555miranda.com.au

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      • That Roger says:

        Anyone tried this new shop yet?
        I’m told the mamasan is good value!

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        • RNT Gunzel says:

          I had Mamasan Julie a couple of weeks back. If all the girls are busy, lucky you! She is an expert. No doubt teaches the others how to do! She did the best all round massage (nude) and prostate! What a gal!
          Not sure how far she goes, but you never know with these RNT bosses!

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    • Admin says:

      sorry for the delays.
      we are trying to eradicate a particular user from the site and hence the screening and delays before going live. hopefully once the culprit finds something else better to do with their life, we can remove the moderation process.
      thank you

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      • Dogge Schitte says:

        Well Admin, you should’ve got rid of the “pest” months ago. Thanks to him, myself & numerous other punters dont post reviews of our “adventures”. It’s a shame as a number of posts eg MH, CT, 269 & Marlenes have been discontinued thanks to the “pest”. Personally i’d like to see all 4 posts reactivated as I frequent all of them.

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      • Old Smoothie says:

        To Admin,
        I posted a review earlier this week of my visit to 269. You haven’t published so i wont be contributing to this forum anymore as i’m not prepared to have my time wasted. Thanks for nothing.

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    • Old Smoothie says:

      OK. Last Saturday I went to one of the asian brothels along Canterbury Rd. I made a booking for a half hour 3some. Just after i got into the boudoir, i tipped both WLs $50 each. Well what a filthy session i had. Both sucked my rock hard penis, rimmed my arsehole & sat on my face. Porked #1 in pussy then arse & then alternated between both holes. #2 was sticking her tongue in my sphincter. Felt great. Then i asked #2 to sit on #1’s face while i was alternating between #1’s love holes. Pulled my cock out of #1’s arse & presented it to #2 who promptly did ATM. Wow! Then i started to plug #2. She was on her back & i was standing at edge of the bed. Asked #1 to lick #2’s pussy while i was alternating between #2’s pussy & arsehole. Looked awesome. Felt great. Pulled my cock out of #2’s arsehole & fucked #1’s mouth. More ATM. Well i dumped my load in her mouth & she swallowed it. BTW I took some pix with my iPhone during the session & the WLs were very obliging. Got some great shots of them eating out each other’s pussy & arse. Have seen these two a number of times & it has always been bare back.

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      • Monroe says:

        Old smoothie, what a loser in life you are, and lucky for you that you are when you find out out you have a disgusting disease or aids, what a fucking hero you’ll be then , hope all the bareback was worth it , you disgusting pig

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        • Dogge Schitte says:

          Monroe is JEALOUS of Old Smoothie.

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    • albert says:

      any punters help me out with info on indulgence massage shop west ryde on a wed plz,,

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  8. 555 Miranda says:

    GOOD NEWS FOR EVERYONE!
    Our new Miranda shop opening next week!
    Wednesday 7th February 2018
    **************
    Come to Level 1, 555 Kingsway Miranda
    More info on our website
    http://www.555miranda.com.au
    **************
    All your favourite ladies from Green Square and Riverwood
    Plus many more new beauties for you!
    We are waiting for you! Thanks to everyone!
    555 Kingsway Miranda
    0452 618 398.
    SEE YOU SOON!
    STAY TUNED FOR PHOTOS AND DAILY ROSTERS!
    ******

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  9. derek says:

    Went to MH and wow! what a lineup!…about 10 ladies introduced themselves and they were all good, if I could have afforded it I would have chosen all of ’em and had an orgy of epic proportions, but anyway I chose Morgan a cuddly blonde with an American accent and she was really nice, just lovely and so easy to get along with.
    the place looked great and the rooms awesome and anyone who couldn’t find a girl to tickle his fancy from yesterdays roster must be bloody hard to please!

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    • Fred says:

      I have been a semi regular visitor to MH for a couple of years, ever since my wife had closed up shop. Every three or four months I’d pop in for an hour with one of the ladies.

      Then about a year ago I popped in and the usual introductions occurred. First, second and then the third. The was sitting down and as she came in I gave her the once over. Legs good, body good, tits big (good) and then the face. I clocked her face just as she started to say “Hi, I’m …. ” and she got no further as she clocked mine. It was WHAT THE FUCK – she was my sister!

      She quickly grabbed my hand and half dragged me to a room. She pushed me down on the bed and told me to sit. She then removed her top and bra and let her massive tits hang free, moved in close and started to wobble them in my face. She said “Now you can get a good look at them, I remember how often you used to try and sneak a look when you thought I wouldn’t notice.” Then she shoved them closer.

      How many times as a teenager I had snuck a look at them and how many times they had been the inspiration for a furtive wank!

      I reached out with my hands and grabbed them, then lent forward and took a nipple in my mouth. She kept on telling me to suck her titties.

      She moved away and told me to stand up, then knelt down in front of me and started undoing my belt and soon my trousers were around my ankles. As she started removing my underwear, my sister said “You weren’t the only one trying to sneak a look, I was fascinated with your dick.” The she started on a bare back blow job.

      There was I face fucking my sister, what a turn on. When she came up from for a breathe I pulled her off and steered her to the bed where I payed her down and removed her shorts and panties then moved in and started eating her out. It didn’t take long and we have moved into a 69.

      A few minutes and she was shuddering with the first of several orgasms. Then we pulled apart and stared at each other – the ultimate question unasked by both of us. Then my sister was laying on the bed with her legs spread and pulling into her. She was wet and what a turn on. We fucked for a few minutes and then I came with a shudder giving her a cream pie.

      A few days later we were at a family gathering for someone’s birthday and behaved as if it had never happened. Since then I have been back half a dozen times and we have repeated our adventures. I know I could save a lot of money by seeing her at home, but outside MH she’s my sister, but once we walk through the doors, she is my dream fuck.

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    • Kevin says:

      Fred, im going to ask the question on everyone’s mind:

      What is her name ?

      We want to f☆⊙k your sister as well.
      Oh yeaaaa…

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    • Lim888 says:

      Fake post by someone at MH.
      The line ups are terrible.
      “Derek” isn’t a real punter.
      Ingrid, get better girls and also better PR ideas.

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      • derek says:

        the hell I’m not!

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      • Dogge Schitte says:

        Lim888, the lineup at MH is usually 20+ WLs. I go about 3 times per month & have been doing so for about 6 years. I’ve had some awesome sessions there. Remember the WLs are mature. OK I’ll admit there are a few shockers there but there are also some stunners. And older women know how to please a guy.

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    • Gorgeous George says:

      Just got back from a Thai rnt. Massage and HJ were good but have to say I feel a bit unsatisfied as the girl refused to go nude. This is why I tend to stick to a few regular shops which guarantee nude HJ. A bit Disappointed.

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  10. Thanks for the publicity Larry!
    Today Thursday 18/1, FIVE ***** girls at the shop!
    Too much excitement? Come and choose.
    See our website for rosters and photos.
    351 Belmore Rd Riverwood NSW
    8502-0552 or 0451-369-388
    ALSO DON’T FORGET OUR SISTER SHOP
    AT GREEN SQUARE:
    18/888 BOURKE ST. WATERLOO-ZETLAND
    0452-050-888
    http://www.massage888.com.au

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    • *****OUR NEW MIRANDA SHOP OPENING SOON”
      At 555 Kingsway.
      All your favourite best girls and services!
      Stay posted for more info

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  11. Ted says:

    Anyone out there fucked Allison from miss heaven

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    • Ted says:

      What about you salami. You fuck cougars regularlyDHK8

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    • Old Smoothie says:

      I have. Why?

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    • Johnny B Goode says:

      I have.

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      • Ted says:

        And how was she

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      • Johnny B Goode says:

        Ted, i found her to be very attentive. The session was GFE not PSE like say Nicole. She is worth a spin

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    • Ted says:

      Depends what you are after. Asian’s or Aussie.
      Cougar town has a lot of aussies.
      Dana and Danni are good or you can fuck Angel who is open to anything.
      Good luck

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      • John says:

        Hi does anyone know what happened to Emma from Miss Heavens?

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        • Frigidaire says:

          Emma is gone. No longer at MH.
          She left the industry.

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        • Froggy says:

          John, the receptionist at MH reckons she’s on holidays. Last November, i noticed she was not listed on their website’s roster, so I rang. She was there working. I suggest you ring beforehand. You mite get lucky.

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        • Froggy says:

          Just looked at my last post & the message states: “your comment is awaiting moderation”. Really? How come Admin doesn’t moderate all the stoopid, vile, non sensical trash from the troll who posts under a thousand different names. WTF?

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    • Slamming salami says:

      Yes l fucked her biggest waste of money ever she is useless in the room she needs a bigger cock than lve got to make her open her legs

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      • Slamming salami says:

        I fucked Angel and Amy from my worth the bucks

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  12. 53_year_old_Aussie says:

    Pink Apple Massage Enfield.

    There are three Chinese massage shops in Enfield, all on Liverpool Road (The Hume Highway) – on the left hand side heading away from the city. Be mindful of the clear way outside the doors, but there is usually parking across the road or on a close by side street.

    One of the shops is at the eastern end of Enfield near the BP petrol station and IGA. The other two are about 50 metres apart at the western end of Enfield, near to Coronation Parade. All three shops provide happy endings.

    This review is about “Pink Apple Massage” 218 Liverpool Road 0406 583 888.

    Visited just before Christmas on a Wednesday afternoon and was met by Selena – Chinese of late 20’s or early 30’s. The usual $35 for 30 and another $40 got her naked (I offered $30, she asked for $50 and we settled on $40).

    The shop is new, only opened in April 2017. Nice and tidy with rooms big enough to move around in, walls all the way to the ceiling, lockable door and a sturdy massage table. One thing good is a LARGE mirror on the wall of the room (well at least the room I was in) so you can turn your head sideways and watch you masseur.

    Selena had a good pair of tits, nice nipples and lightly haired downstairs. She got a couple of “wet whipes” and started by giving the wedding tackle and clean and handed me a couple to clean my hands – a good sign.

    Anyway into the massage, which was good, then came the rollover. Ended up with Selena on the table getting a clit massage and an orgasm, before the rolls were reversed and she started working on me, slowly and gently.

    During the session, Selena kept asking me if I liked younger girls, but I kept telling her that I like women her age. I not sure what that was all about.

    Anyway a new clean shop with extras available. Not sure about full service, I didn’t ask and wasn’t offered. Like any shop, treat the girls right and just because you have paid some money doesn’t mean that you own them. If they say “no” to anything, then they mean “NO”.

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    • Styles says:

      53 .. good report. particularly at the end.
      A couple of things come to mind.
      Half hour doesn’t do it for me. I’m a slow blower and always go for the hour as I don’t like being in a hurry..
      Standard rate for a hj is $20-30 and if nude $50. Why quibble with 10 measly bucks – give it to her – be effing generous and she will try better.
      I’m a bit averse with to late 20’s early 30’s girls.
      Invariably they all have a vertical C section scar with the fat, droopy belly and tits..
      So I would normally just go for the hj and forget the nude .

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    • peter maynard says:

      good report, it’s important to show respect. on another subject, my local courier has long had two sections – remedial massage and adult services. i think they have been clearing out the remedials for extras shops. funny, the two left in remedial are both RnT’s.

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    • Enforcer says:

      Warning Ming is in serious trouble and still on the run. 3 of his properties have been
      raided yielding seziures of Cocaine, MDMA , ephedrine, LSD, cocaine , anabolic
      steriods , $ 500 k cash and 3 guns a Ruger Pistol, Sawn off Shot Gun and Piper
      Bayard .32 pistol.

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      • Gary says:

        To Enforcer.
        You are full of Bull Shit. You are a purveyor of nonsense. Go back to the psycho ward

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  13. Lucky Larry says:

    351 Belmore Rd Riverwood seems to fly under the radar these days and on this Forum.
    Is it because you’re all hiding the best from the rest?
    Last week had Tanya FS. Jesus what a body! You’d better believe this one.
    Happy to share this info with you all.
    But not the first blow your mind gal I’ve had here.
    All young and VERY obliging Thai ladies (forget what it says on the website)
    Most are Thai, but the Chinese girl Sasa did a bit more for me nudge nudge.

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    • Enforcer says:

      Ming is a gentle Chinaman. Ming deals speed , he runs a shoplifting gang and
      he does standover work for Pawnshops. Ming i also on the run for stalking
      Oxford St trannies and stealing their underwear.

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      • Enforcer says:

        The Huge Pig everybody on this site knows you are Ming’s
        tranny lover Dorothy or is Beth i am confused. Huge Pig
        i know you sleep with Ming’s illegitimate daughter.
        Incest Huge Pig you truly live up to your name.

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    • 1/3 man says:

      Thanks Lucky L . Yes, we are certainly spoilt for choice with so many shops around. Can you name a few others into fs there. Thanks

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      • Lucky Larry says:

        Hi 1/3 man (which 1/3 haha?)
        Sometimes they put ***** against girls names on the website and on cracker and elsewhere, but not always.
        I know for a fact you can get FS from Monica, Tina, Cindy, Sophie, Jenny.
        But YMMV so don’t blame me if they refuse.
        Others probably, but you’d have to ask.
        PS They also advertise doubles but not sure if this means double fuck or just RNT.

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        • 1/3 man says:

          Hey Lucky L .
          From head to neck = man , from neck to waist = gorilla, from waist to feet = horse … hahhahah

          Thanks for the info… appreciated
          Have you seen June ?… how much extra for fs please ??

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          • Lucky Larry says:

            No I haven’t had the pleasure of June sorry.
            Her pic on the website looks ok though.
            Re $$$, I’ve had to pay up to 100 bucks extra for the fuck. But a couple of them were well worth the effort. Tanya nice and tight and fully shaved! Enjoy.

          • 1/3 man says:

            Lucky L thank you. Will go asap. Maybe Tanya like you say looks great .Love it when the implement stretches them up ever so lovingly heheeh. Well $100 extra for what they do seems quite ok. For $160 every so often won’t break the bank too much. Mind you wouldn’t pay any more than that – been a fool a few times and they get spoilt.Interspersed with an occasion cheapy handy hahaha.
            I have struck a place where $55 for 1hr massage and $50 for f. Not listed here so reluctant to blab. But if one sniffs around some pleasant surprises are to be found… off the beaten track.

        • Pinot says:

          Hey lucky L – the Jenny you refer to is she the one in the green dress in the pics?

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          • jacob says:

            anyone tried church st top ryde on a sunday,,I’m a respectful guy just dont want to waste good $$ if no good,, what are the girls like,, ?? the rooms comfy,, ??

          • Lucky Larry says:

            Yes that’s the one.
            But I notice sometimes they have ***** on her name, and sometimes not, so YMMV.

    • Well endowed says:

      Hey which place has the best lineup on Saturday night?

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  14. Andre says:

    Left work early yesterday and was feeling toey so I dropped into MH, Cleg St. Was introduced to about a dozen MILFs and the place seemed busy. BTW it is now $180 for 30 minutes. I picked a WL called Leesil. Not sure if that is the correct spelling. She has HUGE natural tits & is tall. I reckon she would be about 50yo give or take 5 years. Her body wasn’t bad. I received an excellent BBBJ. I ate out her pussy & arse. The 69 was awesome. So awesome that I lost control & exploded my load in her mouth with 10 minutes to spare. The session was enjoyable but at $180 for 30 minutes it is getting expensive.

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    • Ted says:

      Any body out there fucked Allison or angel at miss heavens.
      Both new to industry.

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      • 1/3 man says:

        Nope advise you don’t go. Too expensive and you can get the same service for 1/3 the price.. and better girls.

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      • OMG Omar says:

        New? LMAO

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      • Slamming salami says:

        Save your money she is useless l don’t reckon she’s had much experience at all and is so tight l couldn’t get it in plus she didn’t like it much when l put her in doggy and pounded her also kisses like she is licking an envelope with sour glue and won’t open her legs for daty

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    • Dave says:

      Liesel is strictly full protection. No bbbj or cim.

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      • Big Bad John says:

        No BBBJ or CIM? Well she wont get much repeat business.

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        • The Big Pig says:

          Well the girls would be better off if you didn’t see them. They would cheer and applaud. Big Bad John has fucked off.
          Which girl wants to be treated with gross disrespect and be a receptacle for your filthy slime in their mouth for a few extra dollars. Fucking grub.

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        • Johnny B Goode says:

          Well Piggy, you obviously dont go out very often. FYI about 95% of WLs provide BBBJ, 100% love DATY & being rimmed. About 30% provide a greek service & about 25% provide BBFS. Aint life great?

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          • D'Enormous Pig says:

            Important facts for punters.
            After the pricko that runs this site loses Pty Ltd company structure, he becomes a sole trader. He can no longer hide behind a Limited Liability company structure. That means it’s a free for all for punters that have been aggrieved because of this prick allowing publication of grossly unsafe sexual practices. You can be stripped of ALL your assets.
            Make sure you “run rabbit run” and bring plenty flied lice. “they’re gonna get ya”.

  15. Santa claus says:

    Looked at website for Miss Heavens on Xmas Eve and over 30 MILFs & GILFs were on roster. Mind blowing. Anyway i paid a visit & was introduced to a bevy of WLs. Quality covered the entire spectrum. A couple of horrors mixed in with a few stunners. And a few were very buxom. In the room i asked my usual questions:
    1. is NATURAL FRENCH provided?
    2. am i allowed to perform DATY & rimming?
    3. is a greek service available & 4. if so is it included in the standard price?
    5. do you participate in lesbian 3somes?
    6. would you mind if i took photos?
    All except provide BBBJ
    Got a 100% YES response to question “am i allowed to perform DATY & rim their cornholes
    Ten MILFs provide a greek service. Half didnt charge extra; half charged an extra $50
    About 60% participate in lesbian 3somes
    Overwhelming majority liked being videoez
    Well i picked a short chubby sheila. I reckon she was in her 50s. Her service was excellent. Her boobs were very big. Started off with DFK then BBBJ & DATY then 69. We rimmed each other & she even allowed me to fist her pussy. While fisting her she enjoyed a multiple of extremely intense orgasms. What a turn-on. Got rock hard watching her body shudder violently. Had intercourse in both the pussy & the arse. Ended up dumping my load in her arse. It was a very enjoyable encounter. BTW no condom was offered.

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    • blowme says:

      Any. Chancey I can get a look at that video

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  16. OMG Omar says:

    D’Big Pig used to post under the names of Pal, Churchy, Wartboy plus lots of other “names”. He’s a TROLL. Ignore his comments. He is a cyber bully ie he is a coward

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  17. Robbie says:

    Fuck the critics. If you don’t believe what i said then just go try it out.
    You won’t be disappointed with Pheoby.

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    • Men in White says:

      Attention Everyone !!!!
      Lunatics on the run from “sexual deviants ward Cumberland Hospital” Called Winsno (intractable Asian phobia) … Robbie, Robert, Nikki’s Admirer, Jo and a few other deviates. They have once again found a computer to write pornographic bizarre nonsense. Once found they will receive Electric shock treatment daily and also to the testicles. They write this nonsense because they have been sterilised and are impotent. Straight jackets await when found. They even fantasise about licking muddy smelly arseholes of old prostitutes.Weird.

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      • Wilsno says:

        Crapology is a Nazi sympathizer and supports boat smugglers and makes snuff films . In three words a Syd 99 reject.

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        • The Huge Pig says:

          Go back to bed Jamie puke puke – you gay minge.
          You posted all these :
          Santa Claus 5.25am
          New to Area 5.45am
          Jacob 5.58am
          D’Big Pig 6.02am

          Fuck you must be getting desperate. Go get a life. Just close the site down . It’s useless, no-one looks. Serves you right for posting crap. Mr Jamie Imelda Marcos hoards posts dating back to the stone age instead of shoes and handbags. Hang on : being a gay bastard you must have handbags -Nitwit.
          Coward deleting my truthful posts

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        • Little Arnie says:

          To Huge Pig. You have a vivid imagination. You are paranoid.

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    • Bruce says:

      Robbie, i liked your review on Phoebe. Haven’t seen her yet & the Cougar Town website doesn’t provide a description of her. Would you be able to give a brief description? Height, body shape, body type (eg fat, slim, skinny, voluptuous), boob size, ethnicity? Was she partial to DATY? Did it smell good? Have had a few at CT whose pussies stunk. Lost my fat. Wasted my money

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      • Robbie says:

        Bruce, Pheoby is approx 5 feet tall, fair wavy hair, very lean size 6 with perfect large fake boobs. Very attractive and pleasant to talk to. I never suggested anything. She is definitely a good fuck. Just be prepared to part with another $50 and she is all yours to do whatever. 10 out of 10.
        I might do a threesome with Pheoby and Danni next time.

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        • D'Big Pig says:

          No, No , No – Bwuce and Wobbie same same.
          Two monikers – one maniac – fake report also.
          Why would anyone want to skite about a threesome – because you are a fucking dullard.

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        • Bruce says:

          Thanks, Robbie. Ignore the ignoramus who criticises punters using numerous monikers

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          • D'Fucking Big Pig says:

            Well fuckwits (yes you admin)… a homosexual that runs a female site but has no interest in females – only arseholes.
            A fuckwit that like to talk dirty to himself under various guises.
            A psychopath with no empathy for punters.
            ** Hey punters – are there any computer experts that can shoot this degrading site out of the water ????
            It’s time for it to be seriously infected with viruses just like the owner.

        • OMG Omar says:

          Robbie, you’ll enjoy the 3some with Danni. She also does greek but charges too much. Of late i noticed Danni doesnt provide BBBJ so i’ve stopped seeing her

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          • Robbie says:

            Damit, Danni used to be fucking unreal. I haven’t seen her in a while though. Phoeby is a girlfriend/pornstar experience in one.
            Ive found a lot of the women at cougar town are like machines and just go thru the motions and are not really fun to be with.
            Does anybody have any opinions on who is good at cougar town?

      • CRAPOLOGY says:

        Lets face it Robbie – you are through with women – my advice is to get a sheep and take it home.

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    • D'Big Big Pig says:

      Well I think you and Ming are one of the same Jamie puke puke.
      You are also a Minge that’s for sure.
      You are also a boring bastard and I don’t want to entertain you any further.
      I have better things to do so fuck the hell off and get a new life for 2018.
      Don’t waste your time responding – I have gooooooooone ahhhhhhhhhhhh. plop.

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  18. Nikki's admirer says:

    Guys, anyone knows Nikki from Blacktown 8? The Aussie woman aged around 30-35. I have seen her 4-5 times. The first time was in 142 Hornsby. She was fucking amazing. Give me very hot BBBJ and then we alot of DFK, pussy licking/rimming. While i was fucking her doggie, she surprised me and put my cock in her ass! My first time ever. It felt amazing. This fucking session was covered. I think for all clients, she starts all covered and then if she likes the client she goes BBFS with future sessions. I built a good relationship with her. My first session with her was 30 mins only. Then she told me that she doesn’t work at 142 Hornsby and that she was there only for a day. She told me to come at blacktown 8. My second session went the same at blacktown 8. While i was licking her pussy/ass in a doggie position, she was stroking my penis with condom and slowing removed it. Man that got me hard. It was her sign that she wants to be fucked barebacked. But my fear of sti’s overshadowed my horniness and told her to put the condom again and she didn’t like it but obliged. The next session same things happened dfk, pussy licking,fingering, rimming and then when it came to fucking i said lets do it this time. First she said fuck off and then 1-2 min of fucking, she said “take it off”. Took off the condom and fucked her for straight 40 mins and she came twice and she said i was one of the best fucks of her life! Man it felt fucking amazing. Next session was a little bit of unluck. She was on periods and i came and she said she can’t have sex. But eventually she said lets only have anal sex. She lubed her ass and waited for me to start fucking her ass in a doggie position. No indication on using a condom, and realized she offers bare anal and possibly CIA. But i told her that i will use a condom for anal sex cos i was again little bit scared. She put on the condom but my dick didn’t get hard, maybe cos of fear and my dick started hating condoms after my first BBFS experience with nikki. She gave me bbbj and finished. After that i wasn’t able to get hold of her, sometimes she has been busy, sometimes not available, sometimes she’s sick, took a leave for 1-2 week. Lately, i tried to get hold her by going to blacktown 8 but she was away for escort service to some dude’s place but the receptionist told me that she will be back, so i waited few hours for her and he didn’t come back. Now the receptionist told me that she to a leave for 5-6 weeks! What a bummer! Got a phone so i don’t have her no. to ask her exactly when she will be returning. Anyone over here has spent time with her? recently?Nikki if you see this, you probably know who am i(zo). She’s awesome, i think i am in love her as a person as well. I wanted to take her out for a date as well. She’s honest and made me feel comfortable that she get tested every month and that i don’t need to worry.

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    • David Wong says:

      Thanx for the review. I too have seen Nikki a number of times. Anal was always included. Shame the place is a dump

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      • Bum Alaska says:

        Well I suppose with a tiny Asian cock putting it up an arse is your only option. Deadbeat.

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        • David Wong says:

          You are absolutely correct, Bum
          Alaska. One advantage of having a skinny dick is that i get heaps of anal. Yee Haa! Ondalay!

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          • Nikki's admirer says:

            So many trolls on this website. I don’t know why.

            Anyway, have you seen her recently? Last time i called, they said she’s on a big leave for like 4-5 weeks, but since they are often unsure about her availability and i hate calling them everyday asking if she’s available. Do you know when is she coming back?

          • Well endowed says:

            Not as mentally warped as you Wilsno mate

      • CRAPOLOGY says:

        Awww gee shanks for saying so. But I think you would be much happier with a sheep and not a big pig.
        Let me know how you go. They bleat a lot though.

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    • Holden Fucking McNeill says:

      Get real you sad desperate fool , sorry to break it to you, but you are nothing more than a business transaction to her and there will be no going on a date.

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    • DOC says:

      You know I’ve been observing this gross web site for neigh on a couple of years and it’s become obvious to me and I suspect many others that the owner is mentally deranged and has absolutely no scruples at all. He allows publication of extremely offensive and dangerous sexual practices most likely for his own bizarre warped mind and indulgence. He refuses to police the content and then under the guise of Wilson attacks another rival site (unfairly) that is behaving responsibly.He is actually attempting to deflect his unacceptable behaviour. I don’t know, but he seems to be indirectly giving free advertising space (maybe he owns that site also).
      Look it won’t be long before there is a class action against PP when a load of punters get severely ill by naively following his advice.
      Does management want to be stripped of all it assets?? It seems so to me. I look forward to be reading about that event … preferably sooner than later.

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    • D' Big Pig says:

      Alert ! Alert ! Alert ! Crapology is another one of Syd 99 Admin
      owner Ming former Bangkok Tranny lovers who has finally learnt
      English and is spilling bile.Crap is a turd and and is a real wacko.

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  19. Roving Zucchini says:

    Had a great PSE 3some at 269 today with April & Maria. Well both gave awesome head. Had a 69er with Maria before porking April in her pussy then her arse. Maria was tonguing my arsehole while i was fucking April. Then arse fucked Maria in doggy position. April was finger fucking my arsehole. Then i pulled out my cock & then alternated between each mouth. Yep ATM with both of them. The whole session was bareback.

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    • Roving Zucchini says:

      Forgot to add it only cost me $100 for the whole 30 minutes

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      • Milas says:

        FAKE REPORT!!! FAKE REPORT!!! FAKE REPORT!!!!
        1. No woman would do anal without a condom
        2. ATM. As if that happened
        3. They would’ve been old, fat & ugly
        4. You wasted your money
        FAKE REPORT!!! FAKE REPORT!!! FAKE REPORT!!!!

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        • CRAPOLOGY says:

          I have just let the boys in white know. You can run but they will get you. Then it shock treatment to the balls.

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    • Peter Maynard says:

      Hey I posted yesterday but it didn’t come up – possibly because I put a link in. So just google happy+ending+sbs and read the article. It’s all about how to spot a dodgy parlour. It’s for people trying to avoid but is just as useful for those trying to find.

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      • D'Big Pig says:

        It’s way more than spotting a dodgy parlour and trafficking. Interesting how these bastards always camouflage their real intent by acting ever so caring.
        It’s all about social engineering and some academic cunt trying to stick her bitter, twisted, lesbian, man hating nose where it doesn’t belong. It’s about stamping out prostitution by punishing the purveyors (men) – fat chance.
        Judging by our woozy politicians anything is possible.

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        • D' Big Big Pig says:

          Yeh sure !! Every thing you accuse them you are doing. Wow what a man ?? even stealing my title. Poofter !!
          We all know you are promoting them.
          Are you ready for tea and scones with me and all my mates at Burwood Park ?? – or maybe at your place at Strathfield.You fucking weed.

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    • Robert says:

      Wow. So you saw them on Saturday?
      Thanks for the review. BTW was there any girl on girl action or was it a straight FFM session? I used to see Lulu & Monica for lesbian 3somes. Those sessions were incredible & very cheap. Loved it how they ate each orher’s pussies & arseholes. Incredible. Can get the same service at Miss Heavens but it costs too much

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    • Bum Alaska says:

      Fuck me !!! millions of scam fake reports.
      A mate of mine went to see the girls mentioned. Paid up front . Just as he tried to insert his doggy in the bird let out a very foul fart that was lumpy. Needless to say his cock shrivelled up and he could not get it up again.
      Don’t even consider it guys – you will be severely out of pocked. It’s a real racket.

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      • David Wong says:

        Dat last “review” from Bum Alaska is BULL SHIT. You is a troll!!!!!!

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        • D'Big Big Pig says:

          Sure !! the message here is 2 wongs don’t make a white. This cunt is Jamie puke puke, fucking Cheeto, Mr Booya and Wilsno (Wilson). They point the accusing finger at everyone else to cover their miss- deeds. Amoral and completely without conscience.
          Yes folks this guy is a psychopath.
          As for arse and pussy licking prostitutes – yes you guessed it – let Jamie do it.
          BTW as Bum Alaska said recently – my mate went to MH and paid the $280 up front. Unbeknownst to him she pulled the same stunt. As he was getting his weapon to ram her old arse – he noticed two things- this foul stench wafted around the room as she let out an enormous fart man it was lumpy and mud was around her arsehole and her stretched old pussy.
          Immediately his cock deflated entirely and it just wouldn’t rise again .He had trouble getting it up for days after that. And fucking $280 out of pocket. She excused herself, but the damage was done. Brilliant on her part. Don’t even consider doing that stunt.Just have a cheepo wank.

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        • Nikki’s Admirer says:

          What load of codswallop from D’Pig. Moron!

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  20. Smooth One says:

    Went to Miss Heavens (Artarmon) during the week. Gave myself an early XMAS present. Picked two MILFs for a FFM session. Their names started with an ‘L’ & a ‘P’ respectively. Booked only for 30 minutes as it is pricey. The session was not what I expected. These two gals simultaneously sucked my prick & cornhole. Then i reciprocated by tonguing & fingering their clits, pussies & cornholes. While pleasuring P, L sat on P’s face. Fuck me dead! The whole session then degenerated into a lesbo suckfest. L fist fucked P who then squirted. Wow. Never seen that before. I fucked both of them in their back passages. Sex was with a dom. What a fantastic session. Cant wait to do it again

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    • Milas says:

      Attention : Fake Report. This fellow is infected with HIV and wants to share his misery with others by getting you to do what he did. Don’t believe a word of this madman’s shit.

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      • Robert says:

        All posts by MILAS are posted by a NUTTER called Pal who posts his moralistic crap under hundreds of different names. Ignore this nasty pathetic low-life loser as he feeds on people responding to his posts.

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    • Massage addict says:

      Does anyone here know where I can get help for Sex addiction? I’m addicted to punting and go at every available opportunity. I feel an uncontrollable urge and even when I think o shouldn’t do it suddenly I’m dressed and out for a punt. There was a period where I was punting almost daily. It’s cost me a small fortune and I don’t know how to stop. Please help.

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      • Milas says:

        Yes, I know what you mean. If this is you Jamie puke puke take a hike.

        1) Now… get yourself a girlfriend and bang her daily.
        2) Jerk yourself as soon as the thought of going to a parlour hits.
        3) Stop looking at the fuck of a site OR any other.
        4) Go to a psychologist.
        5) Anything pleasurable has the capacity of causing an addiction
        6) Punish yourself by donating the same money to a church.
        7) Fucking man up and control yourself. Take on a serious hobby like learning Chinese.
        8) Always remember that the girls think you are a fucking fool to pay big money to wank you.
        9) Tell Jamie puke puke/ Fuckin Cheeto / Mr Booya what arseholes they are at least twice a day.
        10) Be a mentor for all the other useless arseholes that read all the shit reports on Parlour Pages

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      • Styles says:

        Hi Just as Mr Milas said. It will be difficult. But you feel you need to stop. Maybe you can’t go cold turkey. Like a smoker you need to wean off slowly. Go once a week, then once every 2 weeks then monthly and once every six weeks. That should be manageable – a treat once in a while. Of course fap in between the periods of abstinence.

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        • Massage addict says:

          Thanks a lot for your ideas guys. Last night I even dreamt about punting and negotiating with the ML! I’m a bit reluctant to get help cause it’s embarrassing and a session with a shrink is costs such I’d rather go to a parlour! Its going to be tough knowing I’ve got the money for punting but it’s just sitting there unused. I’ll keep you guys posted

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          • Ray9009 says:

            I understand your issues.
            You probably used ‘Punting’ as a stress reliever. A place where your anxiety and other issues would temporarily disappear.
            There is nothing wrong with “punting’ per se but it is an issue if punting governs your behaviour, as it seems to be case.
            I also did the same thing and was doing it (never daily) but up to 3 times a week at some point. At least once or twice, like nothing.
            I then realised one day that I was looking for the solution to my angst and anxieties in the wrong place. Like any ‘drug’ (and I am drug free) if you use it too much, it stops having the same effect. In my case, it still ‘excited’ me but I was feeling empty after the experience no matter how good the BBBJ or the sex were.

            So I took drastic action.
            I stopped.
            It was hard at first. The first 2 weeks particularly.
            But after that I started enjoying the mental health benefits.
            Because I wasn’t punting for the sex (I get sex, and good sex, at home almost daily). I was punting for the thrill, and often to assuage my anxiety at other problems in life. It was a escape.

            But after 2 weeks, I felt I regained control, all my health functions (I am healthy and fit) were performing better. I used a garmin to monitor my steps, heart rate, etc, and I noticed my average heart rate went down dramatically, and I was happier that I could stop. I still looked at the rosters of the WLs I used to see regularly but the temptation, which remains there, does not compel me to go back.

            I say to myself that I could do it on occasion one day, but for the time being, it is best not to. Because if I do it, I may want to go back.

            My advice, having been through something similar, is that your compulsive punting wasn’t an addiction but the tip of iceberg about something you were going through. It is best to discuss it with a therapist. You will find out you are not the first person to have been through this, and you may get to the root of the problem: why you were doing it…

            I have felt a million times better once I stopped. I was a heavy punter but I thought it was time to self-respect me and look for the solutions to my issues elsewhere. Because it was never the sex. It was the relief from life’s pressures.

            I wish you all the best and keep sharing this. Far more useful than a review of good some new lady at MH is at BBBJ or whatever.

      • Robert says:

        Hey Fool. For help with your sex addiction, i suggest you buy a pair of boxing gloves. Put them on inside out & back the front. That will stop you from wanking.
        LMAO

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        • Ray9009 says:

          Robert
          That is a very poorly thought comment.
          The issue raised by Massage Addict is real.
          You missed a great opportunity to say nothing.
          And if you are son balanced and clear yourself what exactly you were doing posting here at 5 am?

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          • George1964 says:

            I fully agree with Ray9009’s comment.
            I was hooked.
            I gave it up because I was using it to relieve anxiety and stress, not for a sexual need. I was still getting sex at home no problem and of a good level.
            Then one day I felt the urge not because of sex but because of my stress on other parts of my life.

            I went back but even though I had a good orgasm I realised when I was cheating, not my wife, but myself. I was looking for the solution in the wrong place.

            So I felt disappointed with myself for a couple of days, until I realised I had made a mistake which I shouldn’t repeat.

            Maybe one day, if I have the urge for variety, but to relieve stress, no more. That was a mistake.

            I discussed the issue with many WLs in the past, and most agreed that many used punting as a substitute for company (not my issue), to beat loneliness and to get out of stressful situations. It is rarely, very rarely, because of Sex.

            This is a topic many punters may laugh about but if they are honest with themselves, a few should admit it and do something about it.

            Since I quit, I felt better. And when I went back, it felt worse. Not because of guilt (no way) but because I was looking for relief in the wrong place. And when that happens one always ends up disappointed.

      • Styles says:

        Massage Addict – Just to add further to the debate by myself, Ray9009, George 1964.
        Look there is a lot of sound advice given and the other two gents spent a lot of time relating to you their problems and how they sorted it out.
        I can agree – there is a problem when the need to visit a parlour is a compulsion and beyond the ability to resist (especially when many times a week). Probably, like me, it’s part of your persona. You may find this compulsive need in other areas of your life. And I question if spending large amounts does not have a highly sexual charged component attached to the act. To write that away as mere stress or anxiety is short sighted as far as I’m concerned. For me to feel a young lithe body and to have that young body arousing me to climax is fabulous. Unfortunately, there is a large cost component and you ultimately have to weigh up whether you want to do this frequently, infrequently or never again. The last one would be very hard – I really question whether the other two gents can resist permanently. Maybe a middle of the road approach is the answer. UNLESS you are really, really troubled and can’t wind down to say monthly – so as to contain costs. Only you know. If you Google this “spending too much on massage parlours” – you will find it surprisingly common.
        As for going to see old boilers – This I know for a fact. I indeed can resist without any problems.

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    • timmy says:

      hello gents,, I’m going to give the shop in church street top ryde a visit tomorrow any recommendation on who to see would be appreciated..

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    • Jason says:

      Milas & Massage Addict are the one & the same troll. According to this moron, everyone’s review is fake. If anything is fake, it’s this imbecile.

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  21. Pete says:

    hey has any one seen annie from the old bliss massage and waxing shop in riverwood lately

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    • Peter Maynard says:

      Just a quick Maroubra and Mascot Report. Went to 1071 Botany road. Rather plump girl, ok massage, ok happy ending. Usual 40/20. Nothing bad but wouldn’t return. Went to 4/106 Maroubra road, saw Louise, very good service. Recommended. 313 Bunnerong has new owner or manager, a mate has been, he had a cracking time. Worth a try. There are a number of new places on Gardeners and Botany road. Competition is good.

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      • Peter Maynard says:

        link to sbs.com.au

        This is pretty close. Flashing signs, little reception, can’t see in, older places, signs saying no sex, ads about pretty masseuses, how they answer the phone. One constant I’ve found is that where they wear a uniform or traditional dress, it’s straight.

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  22. Old Fella says:

    Went to MH in Artarmon. This is my regular haunt but i hadn’t been for a while. These days i only get there about once a month. Was introduced to over a dozen lovelies. As usual I did not remember their names but there were a few new ladies. Some were hotties & a few had really big tits. I selected a newbie named Lillian. Huge rack. She can best be described as a BBW. Well what a surprise in the room. Her performance was excellent & I left with a big smile on my face. It was a real PSE session.

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    • D'Big Pig says:

      Well what and old old fool you are. Paying $280 ++ to the old bag brigade.
      More the point is this is a fake promo for MS.
      Big rack ?? yes all floppy all the way down to their belly buttons.

      Next time go to the Artarmon pub – have a couple of beers and you will leave with $270 in your back pocket, with a very big smile on your face with the knowledge you weren’t a moron for going to MH. Then go home and fuck the missus. A lot safer as well.

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      • Old Fella says:

        To D’Big Pig. Thanx for your input. Using another name? Got sick of using Pal, Churchy etc.. As usual, your “facts” are wrong. BTW I dont need your advice. You must lead a miserable life. Must be terrible to be consumed by envy, inadequacy & low self esteem

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        • D'Big Pig (or Pal if it makes you happy) says:

          Hey OLD BUGGER.. no actually I’m right on. I am NOT consumed with any envy,inadequacy, low self esteem. Actually YOU have. To go with old bags makes it so for you.Drongo.
          And no I’m not this guy called Pal/Churchy – in any case what’s it to you. Do they make your heart race ?? poofy Jamie puke puke.
          You and100% of those posting here use many aliases. So What ??
          It makes sense Jamie you are hard up to even entertain making it with old girls. Because you are scared to go with young girls – you are impotent … with your chronically limp cock and large flabby arse.
          These old bitches play up for you – oh you handsome man.. bullshit to extract $280 ++ fool !!!

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      • Old Fella says:

        Mr D’Big Pig. Your logic is fucked just like your life, your face & your communication skills. Where did “$280” come from, dumbfuck? You’ve made some wild assumptions. You assume i‘m impotent & have a flabby arse. Most likely you are describing yourself. You really are a pathetic individual. Under various aliases your “comments” are easily recognisable as you display certain traits

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        • D'Big Pig says:

          Oh dear -Well actually I struck a nerve did I “OLD FELLA JAMIE” ?? now isn’t you logic fucked by implying that my life is fucked – because I criticise you going with old bags and paying big money ?? Now I have said I post under many aliases and you haven’t noticed Jamie !! So, as usual you are full of shit. But don’t let me stop you from going to Clag St. Park your flabby old arse with some wrinkly old bird, with floppy old knockers.If it makes you happy. Bye Jamie. XX

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        • D'Big Pig says:

          P I S S O F F Jamie, flabby arse OLD FELLA, Smooth One – truth hurts?? Desperado.
          Just talking for the sake of talkin Jamie (puke puke).
          Getting worried nobody reads and listens to all your shit ??
          Hope you pick up a horrible disease – would serve you right for being a braggart and lead punter’s to do all that shit with old disease riddled bags for big money. Do these bitches give you a kickback ???? Maybe they rub your tiny snag.

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      • Old Fella says:

        Well Pal, D’Big Pig ….. etc., if you think that the amount is “big money” then you must be a real loser. You get your jollies bagging punters’ reviews. How pathetic. Obviously you have self esteem issues. Overweight, under achiever, social misfit … i could go but you are a waste of time. Proof of this is the number of posts you make. Make your response cause you cant help yourself but this is my last correspondence with you. I usually dont communicate with imbeciles like you but i made an exception just for you. BTW get a life, loser

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  23. Inquisitive says:

    Went to Professional Thai Massage in Wetherill Park 6 weeks ago hoping to get some treatment for a sore back. The massage was great and as it was coming to an end I was pleasantly surprised to be offered a HE. Overall great experience and had me eager to head back.
    Unfortunately I didn’t take down the girls name, however I headed back there earlier this week and had a different girl, except this time she claimed they didn’t offer HE’s there.
    Has anyone else had any experience at this shop? Wondering whether it’s worth my time heading back.

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    • D'Big Pig says:

      Luck of the draw with these Thai shops and girls. They are inconsistent. Even the girls. One day they will if they are lean financially – if they have enough do they don’t. These shops run on a shoe string and won’t do even if they have few customers. A lot go out of business and are taken over by Chinese who are business savvy. Best to not go to the same place too many times. It get boring and they get bored too. You were a happy chappy the first time. This time you were an unhappy chappy. Your dough – don’t risk it the third time is my advice.
      For me the newness of a new shop is exciting (will I or won’t I).

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  24. jimo4u says:

    I went to the new Thai massage shop on the 4/12/2017 at 181 Canterbury rd phone number is 0497278032. What a dump and a rip off, I found the add in Cracker.
    Read this shit !
    When I walked in the girl took me to a room were I was asked to get undressed so I did, minutes later she came in and asked me to move to another room, she grabbed my clothes and took off, I had to follow here to the other room naked, oh well shit happens sometimes.

    She came back about 3 or 4 minutes later, started a rubbish massage to my neck suddenly another girl walked in, she grabbed my clothes again and said follow me. what was happening was that the guys that just had his hair cut in the adjacent room was coming into the room I was in to the fuck the girl who just started massaging my neck.

    While he was moving from one room to the other I was standing in the corridor, again naked watching the traffic go past on Canterbury road. The girl who had my clothes went into the room and left me standing there so I had to force myself in, as the door opened I could see in the mirror the other guy standing naked in the doorway of the other room.
    What a fuckin joke.

    Anyway, Yes there was a nude hair cut, she got me to sit in the in the same chair the last asshole sat in, with no towel or anything else to sit on, naked I might add, with all the other guys hair around my bare feet. All the while listening to the guy next pump the shit out of the other girl in the next room. I had the haircut and the shave, after an almost dry shave I got a 30-second cbj she then jumped on top and just sat there, I kicked her off me and stood next to the table, there i fucked her for about 5 minutes or so. Once I had finished she gave me the most pathetic half-arsed massage for about 2 minutes, the then said finished and walked out. I paid for 45 minutes ( $120 )and got 30mins, with all the fuckin around it was more like 20 to 25.
    Guys, this place is a dump very dirty and a bloody rip off, never again.

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    • Purple People Eater says:

      Ahhh……… AS IF…. …Fuck Me

      Another lunatic from the Cumberland Hospital Mental asylum again

      Get back to your lockdown ward and take your pills.

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      • Vladimir Put-it-in says:

        To Purple People Eater. You should follow your own advice. Just bag others’ reviews. Contribute nothing in the way of a review except your homosexual fantasies. You post all your shit under so many different names, Pal. Do everyone a favour & fuck off!!!!

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    • Vladimir Put-it-in says:

      Laffing my head off at your misfortune. Makes you wonder how these idiots stay in business. Similar thing has happened to me at 269 Canterbury Rd. Happened twice. Dont go there any more

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      • D'Big Pig says:

        Well you are certainly an odd bastard. Putin and all the others. Interesting you always emerge after the ward nurses at the Psychiatric hospital have gone for dinner. Just keep taking the tablets. she’ll be right. You are sick.
        Why do you constantly bring up this name Pal all the time ?? weird. Sicko Jamie

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      • jimo4u says:

        Thanks vlad, i laugh now but at the time i was thinking WTF ! – I think thats why they seem to open and close all the time and the girls move from shop to shop, this shop wont last long at this rate.

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  25. Johnny B Bad says:

    Fuck me dead – what’s with the 2,800 posts dating back to the dinosaur age. Pull you finger out and DELETE. Twit.

    Anyhow: went to a place near Marrickville. Thai girl about 23 years old not fat or thin..
    Did an ok massage and when I turned around I used the world wide symbol for handjob.No “I no do”. Well I asked for her to fiddle with my balls. No problem (gave her $15 for that). Went again the following week – I was curious if she had decided to try. She said “I thought you come back”. This time turn around was very different. Nice massaging with the balls and lovely stroking of my very erect cock. Fuck me – best shots in ages – nearly reached my face. $49 for massage and gave her $50 for the other. Will be back but like to give places a break for a while in case the girls get stale

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    • joe says:

      anybody got any suggestions around ryde area lunchtime tomorrow for a good body rub, need to kill few hours, any help would be appreciated,,

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  26. Kaspersky says:

    Went to MH last night to check out this Lillian chick who is getting rave reviews. Wanted to see what the fuss is about. Apparently she has really big hooters and i like chicks with big hooters. Rocked up & was introduced to a bevy of all sorts. A few fatties, a few hotties & a few with big boobs. A few also indicated that anal was available at no extra cost. If you are a MH regular you would know about whom i’m talking. Well when Lillian walked in, the splendour of her magnificent breasts clinched the deal. In the room i had a very pleasant session. She put on a show for me with her dildoes. She DP’ed herself with both dildoes. I got so horny that my mouth went straight for her pussy. It was so wet. Had a great 69er. Her pussy tasted so sweet. Her oral skills are well above average. Asked her to stop a number of times otherwise i’d have blown in her mouth. I even made her squirt a few times. The oral was “au naturel” but the sex was covered. I was so mesmerised by her huge tits that i forgot to ask for anal. I think it would be on as she is one kinky bitch. If you are into really big tits then you’d be impressed by Lillian’s rack. BTW Layla also has a beautiful pair. Not as big but beautifully shaped. She gives an awesome BBBJ & sex with her has always been covered. Have asked her if greek is on the menu & she said NO. Vicky & Candy also have big tits but both are short & pudgy.

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    • Kaspersky says:

      Forgot to add that Vicky & Candy provide a greek service. Have had some unbelievably horny 3 somes with these two. If you want a PSE 3some, then these are your gals.

      Reply
    • For the Greater Good says:

      *** ADMIN
      OK as a result of the shit you published on 21/11, 22/11, 24/11 under your names of Gazza, Ali Khan, Mahood, Kaspersky & Old Fart
      I have sent 4 letters to your advertisers. You just won’t learn will you ??
      You have serious mental health issues.

      Reply
      • MODERATOR says:

        Here at PP, we cant stop laughing at your carrying-ons. We noticed that you are now using another name, namely FOR THE GREATER GOOD. Well, Pal aka Churchy, King Farouk etc etc would you please fuck off gor the greater good! Hahaha

        Reply
        • A hab The A rab Shiek of the Burning Sand says:

          Hey Stupid … yes you Moderator and Germinator hehe.
          Make yourself useful… instead of obsessing about big, dirty, smelly, fat arse holes even if they belong to big fat smelly women – get cracking and make your links live – your are bloody useless aren’t you. No computer knowledge. At least make the ads clickable .. you num num dumb dumb – idiot. All the other sites leave this one at the arse end of the list. You just sit there all day, on your big fat flabby arse, thinking of arse holes all day – don’t you ??

          Reply
        • RAY STEVENS says:

          To
          Ahab da Arab, this is my message to you:
          BOOYAA

          Reply
          • A Hab the A Rab the Shiek of the Burning Sand says:

            Sure !! It’s yellow belly Jamie again oh BTW you forgot Ka Chink, Kapow, Ka Pow.
            Look I can invite you and my good buddy D’Big Pig for tea and scones at Burwood Park if you like. It really would be lovely…. heheh I have some mates that are dying to meet you Pukey !!

      • Ray Stevens says:

        For the greater good, please send as many letters as you can to all the advertisers. The Post Office will appreciate you buying hundreds of stamps

        Reply
        • For The G G says:

          Oh I will punk. You can count on it and even deliver personally into their letter box’s at no cost. Maybe even have a root while I’m there. Pukey.

          Reply
  27. Pete says:

    Anyone fucked charlotte at cougar town

    Reply
  28. Mahmood wid da Massive Manhood says:

    Hadnt been to Cleg St yesterday & was feeling a bit horneeeee. LOL. Well there were a large number of WLs that came into the meet & greet room. There were a lot of newbies. One really caught my eye. Her name was Lillian. I reckon she would be in her mid 50s but i’m hopeless at guessing women’s ages. Well she had a pair of massive tits. If you like huge tits then Lillian’s rack wont disappoint. As soon as she undressed i boned up immediately. Her breasts are MAGNIFICENT. There was plenty of DFKing, BBBJ, DATY, 69 & i also rimmed her beautiful cornhole. Spent a lot of time kissing, licking & sucking her tits, tummy, clit & pussy. She was extremely wet. BTW she is a bit kinky because she pegged my arsehole with one of her dildoes. Didnt feel too bad though it was a bit uncomfortable at first. This was a new experience for me. Ended up having sex in missionary position. I was standing on the floor at the edge of of tbe bed. As i increased the tempo of my thrusts, her boobs were wobbling around. Got really turned on & blew. Next time i see her i’ll ask if she does anal. I reckon she would.

    Reply
    • Ali Khan says:

      Thanks for grate review Mahmood. I go see dis Lilian chick yesterday after reeding your post. Man you is rite she have da bigest boobees i see in long time. She an olda women & is a bit fat but i dont mind. She gives me a great BBBJ. Me like very much. Very nice so i go onto her pussy which was very wet. I lick i kiss i stick my tonge den my fingas in da wet pussy. She have some big orgasms & she sqirt a lot too. Den i fuck her in pussy den in da bum hole. Me like doing dat

      Reply
    • Gazza says:

      Went to Miss Heavens today & had a GILF named Jade. She’s tiny with very big tits. I reckon she’s in her 60s. My session was sensational. She gave me one of the best BBBJs I’ve had in years. Plenty of DATY, 69, DFK & rimming (on me & on her). Ended up doing her standing up in front of the mirror & picked her up (my arms were under her thighs). I think she liked it. Well worth a try if you like well preserved GILFs with huge tatas

      Reply
  29. Blacktown Bomber says:

    KING FAROUK = JOHN SMITH = PAL.

    Reply
    • Milas says:

      PUNTERS Listen up if you value your health.
      We have a very serious nut case in our midst.
      He posts under many names such as:
      Blacktown Bummer / Blacktown Bomber / John Smith and many more.
      He is an escapee of the Sexual Deviants Ward of Cumberland Psychiatric Hospital, Parramatta. He has other mates also from there that post here.
      He tries to recruit mad punters to establishments manned by old whores that charge $280 / hour and tries to pass off very deviant sexual behaviour as normal.
      I agree that management should delete his posts. He is brain damaged.
      It won’t be long before the men in white will get him into a white jacket, foaming at the mouth.

      Reply
      • GoodSamaritan says:

        David Smith (and his many other aliases) is a troll. He has been banned from other forums many times. Read all about him here: link to forum.aus99.com

        Reply
      • Milas aka Pal says:

        Milas by your paranoid rant its easy to see you are the only mentally ill one.

        Reply
      • vomit blaahh says:

        that disease spreader uses many names like italian stalian bung hole buster , visit any of the girls he boats of bare backing all three holes you will instantly have herpes the clap warts mulloscum contagiosis even crabs and many many more.

        Reply
        • Blacktown Bummer says:

          VOMIT BLAAH = JOHN SMITH = GOOD SAMARITAN = ALBUNGOR = PAL = an aggressive, mealy mouthed troll who wants to enforce his warped moral standards on others.

          Reply
      • Shut the heck Up says:

        Yeh OK .. stop repeating yourself. Everyone believes you. Now move along sonny. Otherwise everything will not take any notice of you. enough said

        Reply
      • Bart says:

        Milas is Pal’s new name. His life is so fucked up which explains his demented delusional rantings & ravings. Apparently he is so worried about catching a STD, he puts on a condom (size XS) when he masturbates. One sad fucker

        Reply
    • ALHUNGOR says:

      Parlourpages are jealous of Syd 99 . Syd 99 Admin is run by the Chinese.
      We are the new world order and will soon rule the world. Chinese are the new
      Alpha Males and PP are owned by Pauline Hanson supporters.
      Go home you Aussie Convicts.

      Reply
      • Tarzan says:

        Sadly, I think you are correct. The manager of PP is a narcissistic attention seeker. You should rest easy in the knowledge that PP is almost at the end of it’s very dubious reign.
        The owner sits on his large flabby arse and engineers all these fictitious characters because no one else looks at his site. He is lonely. So he just talks to himself. How sad. He does not even delete posts dating back 10 years and parlours and girls that have long gone. I mean how about a fresh clean sweep of the content. But no … he is caught in a time warp. He is the Imelda Marcos of porn sites – but instead of collecting shoes he hoards 10 year old posts. Flashing, poor quality banners just won’t do. He obviously has no computer knowledge. Just crappy html content. Crappy, lying fabricated content. Look boss man just give it up – go and stack grocery shelves at Wollies – the trick is up. Punters aren’t silly.

        Reply
      • Tall Focker says:

        Ahlungor fuck off back to syd99 with your racist shit. Stop being on sex forums 24/7. Get a job and a life mate!

        Reply
      • peter says:

        can anybody help me out with a girl to see at st ives massage today plz

        Reply
    • ALHUNGOR says:

      Syd 99 Forum is Alpha Club for only Asian Males. Beta or white males are
      not welcomed. We are the kings of adult sites where gods play and we are
      the most fabulous forum of gorgeous , super sexy Asian Men.

      Reply
      • Shut the Heck Up says:

        Ahlungor and Tall Focker a respectful suggestion. Just agree to disagree and move on instead of boring everyone here. OK ??
        Go and find a pretty girl to entertain you .
        OR if you belong to the 66% then put on your lipstick and meet privately.

        Reply
    • ALHUNGOR says:

      Syd 99 Forum has a lot of undesirable ‘s recently invade and disrupt this
      Asian only member forum. These scum has been jealous White Aussie’s and
      Middle Eastern scum. Your type are not welcome. We will pick you out
      like weeds in a grave .Asian men are the greatest lovers and are the
      smartest and funniest males.So stay away you disgusting non Asian chimps.

      Reply
      • Thumper says:

        Yes Al Hunger we all agree. We know its PP writing this.
        Now piss off and stop being a pest every day trying to get a rise from someone on this deserted site.

        Reply
  30. bignaturaltitslover says:

    Hey all,
    Just started living in sydney for 3 months.
    Can anyone recommend any huge natural tits WL? Preferably E+ cup and up

    – Bignaturaltitslover

    Reply
    • Pennywise says:

      Kings court- Sasha and Felicity
      Miss Heavens – Candy and Erika
      Black Cat – Ashanti and Raya

      Reply
    • Peter Maynard says:

      Some guys have posted about extras and taking a punt that you will get what you want. Sometimes disappointment follows.

      A lot of the Chinese and Thai place won’t keep condoms on premises as if they are raided that is taken as being involved in providing sex services.

      A good tactic used by a mate of mine in the Randwick area is to go into the room, Motion in a shoosh and keep a secret way, and then hold up a condom, $100 and whisper 30 minutes. Tap pussy. She can say yes or no. He bats about 75% yes. If she says no, she may offer other things. If yes, you may be asked to take used stuff with you. You need to be quiet. She pockets all the extra tip.

      Reply
    • Blacktown Bomber says:

      Also add the following re BIG tits:
      Stephanie from Cougar Town
      Tammy, Pip, Vicky, Layla, Darcy c/- Miss Heavens

      Reply
    • Blacktown Bummer says:

      Also add the following re BIG tits:
      Stephanie from Cougar Town
      Tammy, Pip, Vicky, Layla, Darcy c/- Miss Heavens
      Cheers
      Blacktown Bomber

      Reply
  31. Blacktown Bomber says:

    Looked at website for Miss Heavens. 33 MILFs & GILFs were on roster. Good heavens! LOL.
    Anyway i paid a visit & was introduced to a bevy of WLs. Quality covered the entire spectrum. A couple of horrors mixed in with a few stunners. And a few were very buxom. In the room i asked my usual questions:
    1. is NATURAL FRENCH provided?
    2. am i allowed to perform DATY?
    3. is a greek service available & if so is it included in the standard price?
    5. do you participate in lesbian 3somes?
    6. would you mind if i took photos?

    All except one said YES to the question #1.
    Got a 100% YES response to question #2.
    Seven MILFs provide a greek service (question #3).
    About 75% said YES to question #4.
    Overwhelming majority said YES to the last question (#5) as long as i didnt take facial shots.
    Well i picked a short chubby sheila. I reckon she was in her 50s. Her service was excellent. Her boobs were very big. Started off with DFK then BBBJ & DATY then 69. We rimmed each other & she even allowed me to fist her pussy. While fisting her she enjoyed a multiple of extremely intense orgasms. What a turn-on. Got rock hard watching her body shudder violently. Had intercourse in both the pussy & the arse. Ended up dumping my load in her arse. It was a very enjoyable encounter. BTW no condom was offered. I think we both forgot as the session was so intense.

    Reply
    • Milas says:

      Yummy
      Question is was it worth $280 +
      Any smell of old stale cum in her old pussy and cauliflower growths ?
      Brave man – Wouldn’t brave it myself.

      Reply
    • Milas says:

      Blacktown Bomber I have a few questions and observations. Just when are you going to stop trying to sell, these unsellable gross practices to the modern enlightened punter; that wants to stay healthy and live a long life.
      Just who do you think will do all the shit you purport to do.
      A couple of horrors did you say… how about all of them ( including you).
      Now lets see.
      1) French kissing – you are asking for a whore to kiss you if you pay her money….haha that says it all.
      2) You are paying a whore for the privilege of licking her filthy cunt – heaven knows how many dirty pricks she has had inside her. Maybe even dogs
      3) Is Greek available ? What a man – you are trying to put a cock up a woman’s arse.
      4) No 4 you can’t even add up.
      5) Does she do lesbian. OK there goes another $280 . Total so far at least $560. And what a great way to share viruses with you and two whores.
      5) You want to take pictures and pay them for the privilege.
      Fuck me – you degenerate – they are free on the web.
      You lapped up her shitty arse and she did the same to you. Sure !!!!!!!!
      And finally you did all that without a condom – on a 50 + year old fat whore.
      You are a fucking sick, sick, degenerate lunatic.
      Stop posting this fucking crap here – you fool no-one . The big question is why do you post it. Are you totally insane???

      Reply
    • Blacktown Bummer says:

      To Milas, “Fuck Off”.

      Reply
      • Tall Focker says:

        If this is syd99 admin your site is falling apart due to a select few. please ban BongKong who is a constant cunt/shit stirrer and CUNninglinguisT who attacks many users like your advertisers Bella and No1 site contributor Ahlungor. I’ll advise you for more bans soon. Regards Tall Focker

        Reply
    • Monroe says:

      You have got to be the biggest loser of this century, I hope you get aids and die, boasting how you did all without a condom, hopefully you don’t have a wife or girlfriend, if you do I pity them, I wouldn’t go near you if I ever knew, what a moron

      Reply
      • Monroe says:

        This is a reply to Blacktown bomber

        Reply
        • For The Greater Good says:

          ** ADMIN
          Ok here is the deal. Since you don’t want to be a responsible citizen and like to depict WL in a poor light this is what I intend to do.
          The very next time there is publication of depraved sex acts against women, one by one I will send letters out to all your advertisers to inform them of the lying, deceit, non truthful goings on the Parlour Pages web site. I will convince them to withdraw funding and not advertise on your web site.
          You just have to have minimum standards of decency.

          Reply
          • For the Good of All says:

            Now just one minute sport.
            Be brave enough to use your own moniker instead of stealing and hiding behind mine.
            Keep your wars to yourselves.
            My requests are clearly defined… I have no desire to destroy any business.
            My gripe is that goons and maybe admin are publishing intimate and depraved details of sex acts. Just cease and desist is my request.
            Actually I’ve noticed that on syd 99 the admin don’t allow such graphic details – and they filter punters posts before publication which unfortunately will undo PP if they don’t shape up.
            Keep me out of your territorial wars I want no part of it.
            I have a hunch that the above was written by PP admin to harm syd99. Come on girls kiss and make up.

          • ALHUNGOR says:

            Tall Focker you were banned on Syd 99 when Admin found
            out you were Anglo Saxon. You are a sore loser you white
            mongrel. Syd 99 Forum is Asian only you dumb white cunt.
            Asian power , Asian rules . All you Aussies China owes your
            land and country and now your. internet.

    • Good Samaritan says:

      Syd 99 would not spit on Parlour Pages Admin if they were on fire. We
      are the kings of Adult forums . PP is run by a bunch of loonies who are
      working out of a spare computer at Cumberland Psychiatric Hospital.

      Reply
      • Tall Focker says:

        If anyone belongs in a psyche ward its you ! The fucker who trolls a sex forum 24/7

        Reply
    • Medical Emergency says:

      Things that make you go hmmmm
      When you are sitting quietly waiting to have your blood test at the sexual health clinic suddenly a huge fuss is being made in the hall and ambo’s arrive, very sick looking lady is wheeled past on a trolley in a very big hurry. You suddenly realize you recognize the patient as a working girl whom you visit on a regular basis at your local brothel albeit she has been missing in action for the last few weeks.
      Panic sets in as you wonder what she has and have you caught it???
      Currently feeling sick to my stomach with worry as she was always a bigger curvy girl who appears to have lost weight dramatically the girl is Emma from MH at Artarmon who has always seemed very nice and did not engage in unsafe sex practices even though I asked her many times!!! What was I thinking??? I am now sitting on a bench outside the clinic wondering what to do? My wife is gonna kill me this time

      Reply
      • James Ellsworth says:

        Hopefully Emma is okay , she hasn’t been there for sometime now.
        In my experience she never did bareback.
        Nice person also.

        Reply
        • Old Friends says:

          Don’t worry mate, she was probably just overdosing. I know Emma/Kate from Miss Heavens very well and trust me she’s never met a pharmaceutical she wasn’t completely enamoured with.

          Reply
        • Loose cunt says:

          You are kidding yourself
          The only reason these whores are nice to you is all they want is your hard earned money
          As if they give a shit about you???
          How naive can you be??
          They suck you in so you keep coming back for more
          This is what these dirty fucken sluts thrive on
          How many thousands of guys do you
          think they have done this to??

          Reply
      • Tricky Ricky says:

        I heard a rumour that she caught herpes so I wouldn’t be going anywhere near her if she returns to MH

        Reply
  32. Pete says:

    Hey guys,
    Has anybody fucked that new girl Pheoby at Cougartown in riverwood.
    She looks familiar

    Reply
    • Pissed Off says:

      I think John Smith went there with the intention of getting her to stick three fingers up his arse. But apparently I understand his arse was smelly and loose. So they kicked him out when they discovered he had a handbag, make-up and lipstick. They said he was a gay bastard and not to come back.
      Interestingly one of the girls is called Ming.

      Reply
      • Salim says:

        PAL is using another new label, namely PISSED OFF

        Reply
        • Slammin Salami says:

          Hey all, I saw Pheoby this arvo. She was a good fuck. Banged all holes bareback. Even let me cum inside her arse. Definitely will be back. Although it did cost me an extra $50.

          Reply
          • For the Greater Good says:

            This is site run by wackos and if Parlour Pages does not
            acknowledge and apologise to Syd 99 Admin we will destroy
            Parlour Pages until it is closed down and sent bankrupt.

          • Robbie says:

            Just to let you guys know that Pheoby is one crazy lady.
            Booked her in for an hour and boy what a fuck.
            Started off by french kissing for a couple of minutes, then BJ without condom. Then she decided to sit on my cock without a condom. Followed by anal bareback.
            It didn’t take long to blow after that. Every drop went inside her arse.
            Absolutely the best root I have ever had at cougars.
            Without a doubt the number 1 pick in my opinion at cougars.
            To give mention to the other working ladies. Danni is now my second pick followed by Stephanie and I don’t mind Dana every now and then

          • Me in White says:

            Attention Everyone !!!!
            Lunatics on the run from “sexual deviants ward Cumberland Hospital” Called Winsno (intractable Asian phobia) … Robbie, Robert, Nikki’s Admirer, Jo and a few other deviates. They have once again found a computer to write pornographic bizarre nonsense. Once found they will receive Electric shock treatment daily and also to the testicles. They write this nonsense because they have been sterilised and are impotent. Straight jackets await when found. They even fantasise about licking muddy smelly arseholes of old prostitutes.Weird.

  33. Dr George Prepuce says:

    As a past sports health hack I can tell you most men struggle to ejaculate twice in an hour. You have to be an absolute elite athlete to ejaculate 3 times in an hour. This person knows nothing about male sexual capacity.
    This report is nonsense probably written by management to justify the very high charges. Also why would you want to have a 69 with an old prostitute that has had thousands of dirty cocks in her. Madness. Just ignore.

    Reply
    • Bung Hole Buster says:

      Well i went to MH & selected Vicky. Short Thai BBW with big floppy tits. First time i’ve picked her. Had DFK, BBBJ followed by quite a few minutes of 69er. Then had intercourse. Didnt put on a dom & was not offered one. After a while i pulled out, lubed my dick & penetrated her big fat juicy firm ass. Blew in her ass. It was a heavenly session. Next time i’m gonna book a 3some with Vicky & Candy. Hopefully there will be girl-on-girl action

      Reply
  34. Adamx says:

    So I finally went to Miss Heavens and saw the highly recommended Candy. She was very polite and fun sucked me dry 3 times. This is he first time with a woman who said cum as much as u want and u can its not like the other places that say cum only twice in a hour. She was very wet and we did alot of 69 did not get to fuck though only because we were in the 69 position most of the time and she uses dildos on herself all in all 10/10 if u want a girl with does everything and is very willing. The place itself is a very good establishment as well friendly people not pushy i can see why they charge the prices they do also it does give off a vibe as its a high roller place for business people etc to come and get there rocks off not like the shitty dangy places in the corner of somewhere

    Reply
    • Old Fart says:

      Went to Miss Heavens during the week. I must have been the only customer there as i was introduced to about 20 MILFs & GILFs. I was feeling really horny so I booked a threesome for one hour. . Got BBBJ, BBFS, rimming & bare back anal from both of them. Fucking unbelievable.

      Reply
      • Adamx says:

        Damn which ones did u go with ? i picked candy as everyone talks about her Darcy did look very promising though. Just want to pick the right woman since its a arm and a leg to pay here.

        Reply
        • Old Fart says:

          Adamx, if you want anal here are the ones i’ve done with or have been told they do it (trust factor there):
          Nicole, Candy, Vicky, Abigail, Jade, Jazz, Darcy, Pip, Paloma, Summer, Heidi, Lillian, Sarah, Isabella, Ella, Kartier, Lulu. TBH have had greek with 50% of the above. Rest i have been told do it. Mind you, a lot of punters do excel in BS. BTW quite a few of them did the greek without a condom.

          Reply
  35. Bung Hole Buster says:

    Just checked out today’s roster on Miss Heavens website. 26 WLs are rostered of which nine (that i know of) provide an anal service. Intend to go tonight & if i do then will provide a detailed review.

    Reply
    • Johnny says:

      Looking forward to another review from you, BHB. They are usually strong on detail.

      Reply
    • Styles says:

      Wonder why they call it Miss Heavens. Should read Ms Hells or Old Boiler Brigade.I suppose if you are as old as BBB then anything will do. The arseholes of these old boilers probably look better than their dials. You have to be joking – for us young uns would rather wank myself than pay them.

      Reply
      • Styles says:

        Well its obvious that Bung Hole Buster and Johnny are one of the same. I’d say management trying to get VERY old goats on walking frames to go though the door of Ms Old Boilers on Clag street. Who other than someone out of their minds would pay these old turds $280. Can get plenty of very young chicks for less than $100 with pristine figures instead of beached old whales.

        Reply
        • Johnny says:

          Well Styles or is it you Pal using another moniker. Well i’m not Bung Hole Buster. I’m an older guy & i prefer older women. Maybe you should try a few of these older women & find out for yourself why a lot of punters prefer them

          Reply
          • Styles says:

            Nope!
            With all respect. Do as you like. Most punters here are cheating on their wives and as such already have an older woman. For me an older woman would cause a big dip in my libido. These old boilers have pussies as tough as old boot leather and a body to match. Why pay that sort of money when you can have a young very beautiful girl for about 1/3 of that.

        • Fred says:

          Hey Styles — to each his own.

          With 3 daughters of my own aged 18 to 25, I don’t want any young girls that age – it just doesn’t feel right for me – and most of the act like pretty little princesses.

          Give me a real women in her 40’s or 50’s any day. Big floppy tits and stretch lines are a turn on for me.

          Reply
          • Styles says:

            Fred.. you are a comedian. You had me in stitches with your reply.
            Surely you are not serious.
            You prefer a wrinkly old boiler with floppy boobs, a wrinkly old arse and a leather lined pussy to a lovely young girl ??
            Sick man .. sick. The old bags have fantasies for a young boy not an old bugger like you.
            Forget they are as young as your daughters.
            The young ones would appreciate your cock more. Sorry if it offends but your daughters will be broken in by an older cock.- instead of a young premature ejaculator.

          • Fred says:

            Hey Styles – who are you calling sick?

            An older punter who prefers women of his own age, or one who is only turned on by girls a half or a third of his age. I know who I would call sick.

            But as I said – to each his own.

          • Styles says:

            Fred _ I’m not calling you sick. I calling your belief system sick..
            Why are you pretending to be is virtuous, by fucking women your own age ? It’s in order to mask your guilt. Why bother with old bags, just stick with your missus.
            Would you still feel this way if you didn’t have young daughters ??
            All these young women want is your money. They don’t care about age. They know we are all pervs. Fred – you are also a perv – don’t play this pretend game and put yourself up on a pedestal; to make yourself feel better by degrading the guy that prefers young women. As long a they are legal age that’s all that matters.
            Just reflect on this one mate: the older women you are fucking to make you feel better about yourself, may well have young daughters and sons and a husband. So cut the bullshit man. You are as bad as me and all the punters on here.

          • Fred says:

            Hey Styles – Yes you did call me sick. Quote “Sick man ..sick”.

            And “just stick with the missus” – well that would involve a trip out to Rookwood with a shovel and no I am not into Necrophilia.

            So what is wrong (in YOUR humble opinion) of an older bloke wanting to have sex with a women of his own age – not one as young as his daughters?

          • Styles says:

            Now Fred – you are not going to put the guilts on me buddy. Why didn’t you mention about your dearly departed wife at the outset.
            You have taken my comments and put them out of context.
            i.e cool man… cool OR great man … great OR fuck man… fuck OR shit man … shit OR OR sick man … sick – get the idea ???
            You want to feel better by fucking old ducks
            “up to you, man … up to you”

    • Bung Hole Buster says:

      Well i went to MH & selected Vicky. Short Thai BBW with big floppy tits. First time i’ve picked her. Had DFK, BBBJ followed by quite a few minutes of 69er. Then had intercourse. Didnt put on a dom & was not offered one. After a while i pulled out, lubed my dick & penetrated her big fat juicy firm ass. Blew in her ass. It was a heavenly session. Next time i’m gonna book a 3some with Vicky & Candy. Hopefully there will be girl-on-girl action

      Reply
  36. Jacques says:

    Went to Artarmon yesterday and booked a big titted WL for 45 mins. When she walked into the room just as i was towelling myself after showering. First impressions were positive. Nice looking with a nice body. She started kissing my neck & chest (i was still standing & she hadnt undressed). I gently stroked her lowerback. She is ticklish. I undressed her. Noticed her ass was like a rosy red apple – round, smooth & firm. She bent over. I kissed her ass checks then my tongue accidentally (LOL) slipped onto her asshole. It was nice & clean. Yummy yummy. Tongued her asshole for about 5 minutes. Then i motioned her to lie on her back. Went onto her clit. Stayed there for about 15 minutes. She moaned quite a few times. Every time she was about to climax, her back would arch. Then i slowly penetrated her pussy. She came a few more times. I had to pull out otherwise i would’ve cum. Then back to eating her pussy & asshole. At this point i had not received any oral. She was enjoying my tongue. So i asked if we could get into a ’69 position. No problems. My tongue worked on her ass & pussy. She climaxed in my mouth on a couple of occasions. Love the taste of a woman’s cum. i flipped her onto her back & penetrated her pussy again. After a few minutes, i slipped it into her ass. Nice & tight. Slow & gentle strokes before she ssked me to go harder & faster. I obliged then i blew. Enjoyed ny session. Money well spent. Will definitely be seeing her again. BTW i was never offered a condom so the whole session was bare back. Felt good. First time i’ve ever done BB with a pro.

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    • Kevin Long Prong says:

      Awesome. Which establishment in Artarmon did you go to?

      Reply
      • Jacques says:

        The brothel was Miss Heavens which is in Cleg St Artarmon

        Reply
    • Churchy says:

      Nice fantasy!

      Reply
      • Jacques says:

        Yes Churchy. For you evrrything is a fantasy. I feel very sorry for you. You must lead a miserable, insular life. I think you need a good rogering. Au revoir

        Reply
    • Kevin Looooong Prong says:

      Went to Cleg St during the week. In the Intro room i must met at least a dozen MILFs & GILFs. There were a couple of good’uns plus some bush pigs in the mix. I picked Tammy. Slender body with huge boobies. I reckon she’d be in her early 40s.
      In the room she was very pleasant & attentive. Not a passionate service which is to be expected as i’m a UFO – Ugly Fat & Old. LMAO. DFK, BBBJ, DATY, 69, rimming on her. While she was on her back, my tongue was servicing her clit, pussy & ass. Inserted two fingers into her moist pussy & started massing her G spot. She had quite a few strong orgasms before we proceeded with sex which was covered. BTW i recommend Tammy if you’re into really big tits.

      Reply
    • Wilsno says:

      Well said brother For Greater Good. Parlour Pages Admin and members are pathetic
      weak hairless scrotum’s jealous of the King of Adult website’s Syd 99.
      All other sites members are meagre peasants and catfish or bottom feeding scum.
      Syd 99 is god . Anybody who disagree’s with Syd 99 should either by lobotomized or
      euthanized.

      Reply
  37. Tall Focker says:

    Can anyone recommend a good male to male massage service? Prefer fit thai boys.

    Reply
    • Il Duce says:

      Pal should be able to hook you up. Keep in mind he is bottom only (likes to get ass fucked) so if you looking to top his recommendations may be limited.

      Reply
      • Il Duce says:

        I should add I’m also interested in m2m massage so would appreciate any recommendations.

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    • Tall Focker says:

      Hehe impersonating me now! Pal and co You are simply the biggest losers in town. Get a life you sad cunt!

      Reply
      • ALHUNGOR says:

        Syd 99 Forum is exclusive forum for Asian’s only. It is invitation only and
        only the elite of society and Titans of industry are privileged to become
        member. Naturally these are Asian as we are the new Kings of Aust.
        We own your land , your women we are everywhere. Only then top 1 % of
        society can join. Asian Power !!!!

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  38. Pop-up Ads says:

    Anyone else getting Malware Pop-up ads when visiting this site?

    Reply
  39. Bung Hole Buster says:

    Well done Donell. Would you be able to list the WLs or at least the brothels that provide BB in all holes?

    Reply
    • Doc says:

      For those interested- interesting article today in the Telegraph.Its describes how clever the aids virus is.And a discovery of where it hides and why long term medicines are necessary. Maybe a cure one day unless you die beforehand.

      Reply
      • Doc aka Pal says:

        Fuck off Pal with your moralising bullshit. Go get a life you sad useless fuck.

        Who the fuck reads that old tabloid toilet paper unless you are an old cuck.

        Reply
        • Doc says:

          I’ve been reading these discussions on here for a long time. But you have to face facts. It’s no good running away or burying your head in the sand. by blaming this guy Pal and now The Telegraph.
          The truth is the truth.

          Reply
          • Doc aka Pal says:

            What a sad pathetic life you have spending your day preaching morality you fuckin hypocrite.

      • George says:

        Doc = Pal = fucking useless moron

        Reply
      • George says:

        Doc = Pal = a nutcase on a mission to save the world. This troll is a sad fuck who doesnt know how to enjoy life

        Reply
        • Pal says:

          You are the useless fuckwit, George. You brag about having BBFS, DATY, BBBJ & BB anal with prostitutes. Who fucking does that, fuckwit? Fuckwits! That’s the answer. George is a fuckwit! George is a fuckwit.

          Reply
          • Pal says:

            Georgie Porgie, Puddin’ and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry with anal. heheheh

            Well, well, well trying to rope me in huh ? told you, I know your silly little games Jaaaamie.
            Sorry – not bitin’
            UNLESS you give me a heart felt apology XX

            What’s the matter ? feelin lonely ? no-one talking to you in the Gong ?? Cheeto heheheh
            Time for you to foam at the mouth – excuse me now – time to take a dump.

          • Cheeto Destroys Pal the old Poof says:

            Again Pal, that you would take the time to write all that crap proves what a sad empty life you have. Now go do the world a favour and take a bath with a toaster you useless old cuck.

          • Jacks Back says:

            Cheeto is right Pal you do sound like a whiny old bitch. I’m beginning to think Pal might actually be a woman he or she certainly writes like a woman scorned. Maybe she got an STD from her ex.

          • Pal says:

            Ahahahahah Sorry pricko !! you know I’m here but not getting a rise from me … ahahahah r u frustrated by that ?
            “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt mwa”
            Actually I can contact D’Big Pig and reschedule an early morning “tea” meeting near your place. Lets say Burwood park. He is keen to bring his cheer squad again if interested ?. Don’t worry I can contact Doc to attend too. PS Thomas bring Jamie and Cheeto too they are cordially invited. Plenty of grass to rest on for all. I can even pick you up at Strathfield and return you back home afterwards – just in case you are not feeling well after the morning tea.hehehehheheheh

          • Cheeto Destroys Pal aka D’Big Pig says:

            LMAO I think you are right Jack, Pal definitely sounds like a scorned woman.

            Pal aka D’Big Pig you didnt turn up to Parramatta Park so how can I expect you to be there tomorrow with your imaginary friends. Old cuck, I’m half your age you would have a heart attack if you got into any fight. Don’t try to act tough old man.

          • Pal says:

            Ahhahaah wimp last time, wimp this time. BTW Burwood park also have some fellows of dubious orientation that can take advantage of your old flabby gluteus while you are non compos mentis aka “in deep sleep” heheheh ( I can bring some KY jelly for them as they may like to try some anal on you).
            Bye now, see you in a few days. Going to Bamboo 651 to have some fun fun fun with thai girl. Wouldn’t consider smokey Goooong even if you paid me.

          • Cheeto says:

            You keep mentioning the Gong ? I don’t live there, I do business there regularly and I know for a fact its better then Burwood the shithole. I live in Pyrmont you poor old jealous fuck.

            Don’t try to pretend you are not some OLD jaded loser. You wouldnt last a day working for me you fuckin dinosaur. Making up stories about some fight you would NEVER turn up to, you must be fuckin senile.

          • Pal says:

            You are as mad as a cut snake Cheeto et al.
            Broad sweeping statements – how on earth can you possibly conclude my age and that I am a supposed old centrelink loser and all the other accusations.? Every time you accuse me of anything, my immediate thought is that you are doing – and are the very same thing.
            As a matter of fact I have posted many legitimate items about my experiences with ladies all over Sydney _ not The Gong which seems to upset you. And you are that ignorant, that you haven’t noticed.
            Just because I don’t approve of unsafe sexual practices, that you are irresponsibly posting here on PP; doesn’t make me any of the above. Just for the sake of enticing fools that believe all this shit and to make a few dollars at their expense. Who is your target audience anyway ? You want to lick arses and go BB go for it. You have a foul mouth and probably it smells like shit to boot.
            Now, you are going to give me this stern warning … I am tracking your IP address. Piss off. Don’t want this to be a public forum ?? Don’t like to hear anything other than your own feeble thoughts? Then don’t make it a public forum. You don’t have a fucking leg to stand on. Any fool can work that out. Oh dear the Pal is ruining this site – absolute bullshit. Delete my posts – it’s that simple OR are you a simpleton that doesn’t know how. It’s called DELETE on the keyboard.
            But you real MO is to get traffic on this forum even if it means aggression on your part.
            Have to go to Bamboo 651 now – go a roaring stiffy. Keep tasting arses while I entertain a nice nubile vagina.

          • Cheeto aka Jamie says:

            Old senile Pal I didnt read anything you wrote but by the amount you did I can you are pissed off :))))

          • Pal says:

            BTW Cheeto et al… who said anything about a fight ??
            Just a “friendly” morning tea with brandy maybe. Don’t know how you hold your liquor. Hence my suggestion of picking you up at home and dropping you off should you not feel well after the tea. And since you are into anal maybe you would enjoy some fellows to use your rump – for rumpy pumpy.
            Seriously gotta go to Sydney – my delicious girl awaits with her vagina.

          • Tall Focker says:

            I say Pal and friends instead of bitching on this site everyday actually meet up in a backstreet somewhere and settle this like men once and for all! Any of you got the balls or is there not a pair between you?

          • Pal says:

            I say there “short fucker airbrake ears”.
            Mind your own business and take a hike “pimply arse” –
            Join your mates and get a big bowl of flied lice with sea squirts at Strathfield Plaza.
            Signing out – over and out – you are decidedly boring puke puke.

  40. Jacques says:

    The other day I was in town for business and stressed out and as I was near Club 121 I paid a visit. Used to go here quite often & my favourite was Serita who keft about 7 years ago. In the intro room. I was introduced to three girls. Picked an ebony called Beyonce cause she has nice thighs and a big juicy arse. My only reservation was that she was a lot younger than me. Well I needn’t have worried. She made feel st home. DFK, DATY, 69. It was an incredible session. She is one hot mama. She really knows how to suck a cock. It was heavenly. Finished off with covered sex in doggy position. Pulled my cock out after a few minutes and inserted into her corn hole. Had trouble getting it in. Her arsehole was very tight. She told me she hadn’t done anal for quite a few days. Anyway it looked great with my cock going in & out of those beautiful brown butt cheeks. Blew big time. All in all a great session but a bit pricey compared to my usual haunts

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    • Pal says:

      All BULL SHIT. What a BULL SHIT review. As if that happened! BULL SHIT.
      BTW those posts made by Gary were done by me! Your pal Pal. LMAO. None of you dumbass punters picked up on that.
      Keep jerkin the gherkin.
      LMAO
      BOOYAA

      Reply
    • Arnold Sledgehamma says:

      Gee Gary, that IS the raison d’etre of this forum you fucking dumb arse. If you dont want to post details of your encounters then that is your perogative. You’re a cyber bully. Always telling punters not to do this or write that. If graphic detailed reviews upset you then stop using this site. To put it more bluntly: FARK OFF, Pal. How many nom de plumes do you use? You are PATHETIC!!!

      Reply
      • Gary says:

        Gee Arnie
        Uh ? cyberbully ? WTF. You are quite at liberty to filter my posts if that upsets you. Go ahead I don’t care.Just warning folk not to brag about their exploits as we don’t want to ruin our chances with our favourite girls do we ?? Who are you anyway ?? Why are you upset ? I have no control of what men do. If they don’t want to listen – fine – at least it’s been said.
        You have the wrong guy Arnie – just agreeing with my mate Pete – were you upset by him ?did you look at his youtube post. if not have a look.

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      • Gary says:

        Just another thing Arnie
        The thing I like about this site is we are able to post our thoughts good or bad unfettered by the moderator. He doesn’t seem to care. And we, as in me, don’t look at the responses. How is that bullying ? I am not bullying anyone – just stating my point of view. The people here are over 18 – so how can I bully them by remote control ??
        You are just a sad sack – correct ?

        Reply
        • Gary is Pal the cuck says:

          Pal you are such a little old whiny useless bitch. No doubt you have a sad pathetic life and must be deeply unhappy which stems from the fact you are a cunt and anyone who knows you soon discovers what a cuck you are.

          I

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          • Taking a Dump says:

            I’m sure this Pal fellow thanks you for always mentioning him and elevating him to star status.You have made him a legend on parlour pages

          • Taking a Dump says:

            i’m sure this Pal fellow is nothing but a loser and a cuck who loves to take it up the ass by a chinese lady wearing a strap on

        • Arnold Sledgehamma says:

          Cyberbully? Yes you are. Read your post dated 16 Oct at 1:36 PM. I rest my case. Post whatever negative comments about genuine punters. Not responding to you any more. Dont waste my time.

          Reply
      • King Farouk says:

        Warning Warning…Its John (Fucking Cheeto/ Jamie -puke puke /Mr Booya) Smith awake on Sunday morning doing his little drama act.
        Trying to promote his web site syd99.
        He is the one that went to cougar town and tried to get Ming to put 3 fingers up his smelly loose arse. She kicked him out. He had a handbag with makeup, and lipstick and ladies undies – gay bastard.Now he is trying to get back at her by waging a smear job.

        Reply
      • John Smith says:

        Allright – King Farouk is on to me. He is right.
        I like a well hung guy but he has to have a XXXXL cock to stretch my ring as it is very loose now. Be in touch very soon as I am desperate for a few cum shots. Sorry Ming but 3 fingers are not enough. Need a very very big cock.

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    • Da Donell says:

      Awesome post, Jacques. Need more posts like this! Instead we get inundated with negative, aggressive posts from that mealy mouthed troll who uses a thousand aliases.
      BTW i went to MH yesterday & saw Nicole. First time with her. Fark what a slut! What a performance. She may be “mature” but she knows how to turn a guy on. BB in all 3 holes for $160 /30 mins. And she encouraged me to take pictures & videos of her. Grrr

      Reply
      • Bridget says:

        How does your dick feel buddy.
        Every person that comments on Nicole or angel says the same thing.
        That they have fucked her bb in all 3 holes. Sadly your the reason why there are so many people infected with sti,s or hiv.

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        • Donell says:

          My cock feels fine Bridget. Thanx for asking. BTW as for your other comments, tell someone who really does care.
          FYI there are about 20 WLs I’ve seen in the past couple of years who have provided the same service as nicole. Yup. BB in all 3 holes.

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  41. Casper says:

    Pal is the Weasel with a Ferret up his arse! He must be off his meds as his posts are “strannge”. Oh BTW Pal aka Weasel aka Ferret stop telling people what to do. You’re a NUTTER.

    Reply
    • Riverwood Rapier says:

      Was feeling a bit toey yesterday so i went to Cleg St. Picked Alexis. Well she is one good looker. Slim trim body;tall with black wavy hair; big firm tits; thin waist; great oral skills; lovely disposition. Had an awesome session. The sex was with a dom but the BJ was au naturel. In our conversation i asked if she liked the taste of other girls’ pussy. She said “Yes”. She then proceeded to describe some of the FFM sessions she has participated in & with whom. Definitely booking her for a FFM session soon

      Reply
      • Pal says:

        What does Alexis look like?

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        • Fred says:

          Slim trim body; tall with black wavy hair; big firm tits; thin waist.

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      • Harvey Weinstein says:

        With all the media spotlight, i after some much needed stress relief. After reading RR’s review on Alexis (Cleg St Artarmon), i booked her for an hour long FFM session. Firstly she has a sensational body. Her oral skills are exemplary. I enjoyed watching & videoing the 2 WLs going at each other. Fantastic. Ended up porking both up the arse. Sex with A was covered but bare back with tbe other milf

        Reply
        • Jamie says:

          Pointless bullshit wet dream.
          How about you come back and write an actual REAL review of somewhere you have been instead of this made up fantasy.

          Otherwise keep jerking off thinking about your Mum.

          Reply
        • Sigfried says:

          Jamie who is Pal, has just made another wonderful & informative post. Gee, thanks for making my day. I love your reviews.Detailed accounts of your encounters with WLs. Just in case you havent realised, i’m being SARCASTIC, Pal aka Jamie aka a thousand other names. Get a life

          Reply
          • Jamie says:

            Sigfried I mean Pal, I mean Churchy, I mean Mick the Dick, etc, etc, very poor attempt at trying to deflect from your insanity.

            Anyone with the slightest intelligence knows Im not Pal and that Pal hates Jamie because I expose your moralistic nonsense rants and putting down other punters on this site.

            Now fuck off Sigfried/Pal/Churchy!

      • Gary says:

        What ? she blew off in your mouth , what did it smell like typical smelly arse farts or garlic farts?

        Reply
    • Peter Maynard says:

      link to youtube.com
      recent documentary. best not to say too much about your favourite places and girls.

      Reply
      • Gary says:

        Yep… say nothing – nothing at all – why spoil it for yourself. Only giving this tall fucker that owns this site and the cops free fodder. And NO I’m not your pal or your friend – idiot. Been lookin at all he said and it makes sense Pete. I’ve been for some good serviceing lately and NO way will I tell anyone.
        Fuckin find your own ladies and keep your mouth firmly shut.

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  42. Zomb says:

    MEN HERE IS THE KICKER
    WHEN EVER YOU READ ANYTHING LIKE LICKING, RIMMING, BBBJ, DATY,BBFS – ITS JUST THE MAD FUCKER RUNNING THIS SHIT SITE INDULGING HIS SORDID FANTASIES AND FILLING UP SPACE ON THIS SHIT ORIENTED FORUM. HE HAS HUNDREDS OF NAMES THAT HE MAKES UP. HE JUST TALKS TO HIMSELF USING THESE HUNDREDS OF NAMES. 99% OF ALL NAMES ARE JUST HIM. HE IS INSANE.

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    • Blacktown Bomber says:

      Zomb, or is it Zombie, you ARE deranged. How many names do you post under, Pal? Your agenda is to ruin this site. I wouldnt doubt that you ARE the OWNER of this site. You are so transparent Pal. BTW I like reading details like rimming, BBBJ etc cause it helps in my decision making process. Also like hearing about dud sessions for the same reason

      Reply
    • Ronnie says:

      So Zomb reckons this os a “SHIT SITE” yet he critiques every review under many different names like Pal, Churchy, Wartboy, Ferret, Weasel. He’s a miserable fucker who hates any punter who writes up a good review

      Reply
      • Big Bad John says:

        Especially if the punter writes about rimmng, anal & bare back. Then Pal really gets pissed and writes long monlogues railing about prostitutes, sexual practices etc

        Reply
  43. Bill Short One, Oztralia's next Prime Minister says:

    Went to Miss Heavens on Friday mid afternoon. I must have been the only customer there as i was introduced to about 20 MILFs & GILFs. I was feeling really horny so I booked a threesome for one hour. Have seen both WLs on previous occasions separately. Both are “mature”, provide BBBJ, BBFS, rimming & bare back anal. Both are short & pudgy i.e. their bodies look better with clothes on. LMAO. The session was mind blowing. I was caught unawares by what was to come. Get a raging wallaby just thinking about it. It was a full-on lesbian fest. They ate each other’s pussy & arse. One even fisted the other’s cunt while my cock was in her mouth. Did this infront of the huge mirror. A real turn-on. They didnt mind me taking videos with my iPhone. The WL being fisted squirted and her juice hit the mirror. Fucking unbelievable. Never seen that before. It was really horny to witness. I caught that on video. LOL. They dildoed each other’s holes as well as my arsehole. I’m pretty sure they enjoyed pegging my arse more than i did. LOL. All three of us were DFKing, DATYing & BBBJing, 69ing each other and I ended up porking both pussies & arseholes. One rimmed my arsehole while the other was sucking my cock. They swapped position. Fucking so erotic. It was expensive but it something i will definitely do again with these two as well as other combos. BTW please dont ask me to email my video clips. Go to MH & video your own session. Most of them are partial to eating pussy. Trust me on that as i ask them in the intro room. TBH I’ve never had a WL refuse me to video our sessions. Women are exhibitionist & love being videoed. I have an awesome collection. Love looking at videos of my cock going in & out of their arse while fisting their pussy. Obviously they are on their back on the edge of the bed while I’m standing. Also love videoing them while they dildo all their holes. It’s amazing how many of them get off while this. Just awesome. BTW my mate Malcum Twoballs keeps asking if he can watch ’em on my iPhone. Mal is such a desperate.

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    • Ferret on the lap says:

      WARNING PUNTERS _ THE TURD THAT RUNS THIS SITE IS GETTING A KICKBACK BY REPORTING WHAT YOU POST HERE. DON’T DO IT.
      JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT SITE – NOTHING TRUTHFUL.
      THIS BASTARD NEED TO STARVED OUT OF EXISTANCE.
      BANNERS ARE OK – EVERYTHING ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT.

      This is exactly why punters must never post anything on parlour pages.
      link to smh.com.au from a few years ago says this. This sting operation happens on a daily basis even now.

      The business also appears under the alternative name of Chatswood 7 on a notorious brothel website called Parlour Pages, which claims to be the “keepers of Sydney’s best kept secrets”.

      On September 18 a subscriber to Parlour Pages, Andrew, posted a review of his visit to Queen’s Sauna, which included a “happy ending”. He wrote: “Massage was really awful. Clearly, she had no experience as [a] masseuse but I was not there for massage anyway.” And last Monday, a private investigator visited the address on behalf of Brothel Busters, a private consultancy which investigates illegal brothels. In his reportthe undercover agent confirms sexual services were offered and received, with the girl having stated: “I can give you a happy ending and take my top off for another $70 or take off all my clothes for $90.”

      Reply
      • Blacktown Bomber says:

        What has got up your ass, Pal? A ferret?
        LMAO

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      • Bartman says:

        Who cares, Ferret? Seriously? You are wasting your time

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      • Pal the demented fuck says:

        Pal if you continue to keep posting lies and bullshit on this site you should expect a knock on the door from the police very soon. A defamation case is most definitely in your future.

        You have been warned.

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    • Blacktown Bomber says:

      PHARQUE! What a review. Loved reading it. Can you tell who the two milfs were? I’d love to do what you did

      Reply
      • Bill Short One says:

        To Blacktown Bomber, they were Julia Buzzard & Penny Wrong. JAHAHAHAHA.
        LMAO

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        • Harvey Weiner Prick says:

          Dat’s very funny, Bill. LMAO.HC93

          Reply
  44. Ferret aka Pal says:

    “BTW the psycho that runs this site lives in Strathfield. Which makes him Chinese or Korean”

    How fuckin stupid are you to make up some bullshit racial stereotype because you think the site owner lives in Strathfield. Do only Chinese and Koreans live in Strathfield?

    I cannot get over how fuckin dumb you are. Just fuck off already and mind your own business.

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  45. Ferret aka Pal says:

    Where the fuck is the URL to the article that supposedly was in the SMH today?
    Fuck you are a lying cunt Pal

    Do you have nothing better to do with your time you usless cunt.
    Seriously get a fuckin you sad pathetic turd. You obviously have some type of mental illness. Also Brothel busters went out of business 3 years ago.

    Reply
    • Weasel aka Pal the lying cunt says:

      I will ask you again you lying cunt.
      Where the fuck is the URL to the article that supposedly was in the SMH today?

      YOU ARE A PATHETIC PATHOLOGICAL LYING CUNT PAL.

      FACT: link to smh.com.au

      You must come from the Donald Trump school of pathological lying. Would not surprise me if you are a big fan of the orange goon.

      Reply
    • Weasel aka Pal the lying cunt says:

      To quote you ” You print the truth in future instead of lies.”
      Are you fuckin insane? Get on your meds you deranged cunt.

      I will ask you again.
      Where the fuck is the URL to the article that supposedly was in the SMH today?

      YOU ARE A PATHETIC PATHOLOGICAL LYING CUNT PAL.

      You must come from the Donald Trump school of pathological lying. Would not surprise me if you are a big fan of the orange goon.

      Reply
  46. Cheyenne Bodie says:

    Went to Miss Heavens late this afternoon. Saw Alexis for half hour session. Alexis is tall, big boobed, athletic physique & provides a fantastic service. IMO she is one of the best at MH

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  47. Woger Wabbit says:

    I visited RCT during week & had a session with Angel. She also works at MH. She’s good value. BBBJ, DATY, 69, rimming on me, BBFS & CIA. And the rates are cheaper at RCT compared to MH

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  48. Wild Bill BIG Cock says:

    To Ron. If punters provide details of activities that a parlour is not licenced for, why should we care if they get caught? I’m glad if they do cause most of the “illegals” are shoddy, dirty, smelly parlours run by asians. They are too stingy to pay the licence fees. Fucking serves the c_nts right!!!! They ruin it for the legit joints

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    • Ron says:

      I hear what your saying wild bill but im not talking about filthy joints.Im talking bout that nice thai/Asian place you’ve found where the girl/s will do something extra for you.why give free info away to council by putting it up on ppages.they hav money to pay for licence but all the shops nearby need to agree with council permit first.
      n actually I don’t care what u think.not asking for agreement read what pete maynard says.

      Reply
    • Dirk Digby says:

      Completely agree with you Ron. A lot of so called legal brothels are not much better then the illegal ones and if I want just a massage and HE I sure to hell don’t want to go to a brothel and spend $110 for a 30 minutes half-assed massage by someone who has no idea what they are doing.

      Most of the girls at those places just want to lay on their back and make a living not do massages. Give me a nice clean asian massage shop with friendly staff who will look after me for an hour and get something extra at the end. This fuckin website is just tipping off the cops and council to what normal massage shops might sometimes do.

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  49. Gary says:

    Jacko
    has to go to the thai massage near grocery shop. started bad leave underwear on sign no sex asked for soft massage got the most painful massage ever from this old thai boiler with hands like sandpaper. Left smelling like dencorub
    never again even for free legit place.that makes 10 massage shop in 1km they must be jokin.

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  50. Gorgeous Greek George says:

    I was looking at the ads in Cracker & came across an ad for a 42yo latina called Selina. There were some nice pix of her naked. One was of her from behind. What a beautiful arse. Made an hour booking. IMO for a MILF in her 40s, she is hot. Good looking, nice skin colouring, nice body. Started off with DFK. She stuck a finger in my ass which was kinky and also whipped cream yes she sprayed it on and just started going for it. Was rock hard and ate her out. She was fucking wet as fucked hard and fast. Stopped as I was about to cum. DATY then rimmed her arsehole. Then into 69. She loves receiving oral. Was licking her cunt while i fingered her arsehole. Could feel she was about to cum again, so i pulled her arsehole apart so that it gaped while mouthing her pulsating clit. Kaboom baby. She gushed. My mouth & face were covered in her love juice. Then inserted my throbbing cock into her pussy. Finished off in her arse doggy style. CIA. She massaged me then followed up with more BBBJ. Hardened up & pounded her arse again. It was excellent then pulled out & bbbj came in her mouth. CIM. All in all will definitely see her again. BTW sex in pussy & ass was with a condom.

    Reply
    • Geoff Andrews says:

      Thanks for the absolutely bullshit review. You posted this at 5am so definitely a wet dream.

      Reply
      • Gorgeous Greek George says:

        5am or 5pm. What has the time got to do with it? Anyway Geoff Andrews (aka Pal) we all look forward to your very FIRST review. Oh i guess we’ll be waiting an eternity cause fucking dickheads like you just bag punters who post any meaningful review. You’re jealous coz you’re impotent – financially, physically, morally, emotionally & spiritually. Have a miserable life, Pal

        Reply
        • Geoff Andrews says:

          It doesnt take someone with much intelligence to tell that your “review” is an absolute lie and fantasy. I have never read so much bullshit in my life. I think you write 1 or 2 bullshit reviews a day and its not difficult to tell its you. I’m starting to think you might be website owner of Parlour Pages who is creating new content to make the site seem alive for Google. Why else would you up at 5am writing fake reviews Geoff 🙂

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          • Jason says:

            Go for a Lebanese girl on cracker and also at Ardel park called amira … she goes all out … and is a dirty little slut also … best fuck ever….. 044980179…. real dirty slut fuck ….. loves the cock and the cim in any diirection

          • Jason aka Pal says:

            Pal absolute bullshit as always. Don’t you have anything better to do with your time you useless fuckhead.

    • Harvey Weiner Prick says:

      Great review George. It was a good read. Love reading about sessions like that. Cause of your ad, i booked Selina for 30 mins. Paid $100 but that included massage & oral only. FS was extra & too expensive. BTW she has a beautiful body. The session was very good. I’m an older guy & love DATY, BBBJ & 69s. Once they put a dom on me, the old fella loses interest. LOL. I digress. Back to Selina. The BBBJ was one of the best I’ve had in a long time. Her body is beautiful. At one stage i had her on all fours & was kissing & licking her butt cheeks. Then i pulled her butt cheeks apart to expose her beautiful cornhole. Well it was irresistable. Started to kiss, suck & lick it. She loved that & started to gyrate her ass. Then got into 69. Was licking & tonguing her pussy & clit while fingering her ass. Eventually blew in her mouth. Will see her again for sure. Erotic. That is the word that best describes my session. Very erotic

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  51. Punter333 says:

    Anyone ever get any HE at this place:

    link to sareeyahthaimassage.com.au

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  52. Big Lebo Gherkin says:

    Pal finally getting his just desserts.
    BOOYAA
    KAPOW
    KAPOW
    KAPOW
    PRRFFFTTTT

    Reply
    • GILF FOCKER says:

      Went to Miss Heavens & had a GILF named Jade. She’s tiny with very big tits. I reckon she’s in her 60s but did i have a good time or what? It was sensational. She gave me one of the best BBBJs I’ve had in years. Plenty of DATY, 69, DFK & rimming (on me & on her). Ended up doing her standing up in front of the mirror. If one word describes the session, it is UNINHIBITED. Well worth a try if you like well preserved GILFs.

      Reply
    • Peter Maynard says:

      Here’s another rule of thumb, specific to Sydney CBD. You’ll struggle to find an extras shop north of liverpool street, and you’ll struggle to find a straight shop south of liverpool street! And there is very little east of Pitt street. The south western quadrant containing Haymarket, Ultimo and Chinatown is the sweet spot. Obviously the places behind QVB are an exception.

      Reply
    • Hornee Bastard says:

      I just came back from Miss Heavens (Artarmon). Was introduced to a bevy of WLs & i have to say a lot were new to MH. And quite a few were busty. In fact there were 3 or 4 with very very large breasts. Dont remember their names. Anyway I picked one called Jazz. IMO she is attractive & has a very nice plump body with luscious boobs & ass. I boned up as soon as she undressed. DFK while she fondled my prick & arse. BBBJ both in standing & prone positions. Then she pushed my legs back & rimmed my arse. Her mouth alternated between my prick & arsehole for the next 5-6 minutes. Farking beautiful. Then i reciprocated my kissing & sucking her tits, nipples, clit & pussy. Also rimmed her arsehole. Then my mouth alternated between her cornhole & pussy. Her pussy was really wet. I’m pretty sure she came a number of times. Then into a 69 position with her on top. I was so turnec on by her oral skills that i exploded in her mouth. Pretty sure she swallowed as she kept suxing my prick even after i blew. My cock was so sensitive but her mouth & tongue kept me hard. Unfortunately my time was up. Hopefully i’ll have FS with her next tine. Am looking forward to it

      Reply
      • Pal is a cuck says:

        And then you woke from your wet dream in the gutter only to discover a stray dog licking your mouth.

        What a fucked life you must have that you have to write such complete lying bullshit.

        Reply
      • Polly Waffle says:

        Pal, everyone knows you lead a miserable life. I rather be Hornee Bastard than Pal. You’re such a loser!

        Reply
  53. Cheyenne Bodie says:

    Well Pal, my reviews have always been legit. As for you, you have a problem. In fact YOU are the problem on this Forum. Until a couple of years ago this site provided good intel. Sone the reviews were great & because of them i ended visiting new WLs who provided the services i savoured.
    Since your arrival, you have caused the demise of numerous threads: Cougar Town, Amanda Heavens, 269, Miss Heavens etc. You are a sick fuck

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  54. Linford says:

    Anyone had Monet, Nicky, Ebony or Tammy at Heavens? How are they? Big tits

    Reply
    • Big Lebo Gherkin says:

      Linford. I havent sighted Monet or Ebony. Have had sessions with Nicky & Tammy. Nicky has HUGE tits but she’s a BBW. Tammy has MASSIVE tits on a petite trim body. I preferred my session with Tammy. BTW Nicky was pretty good in the room

      Reply
    • Bartman says:

      Hey Linford. I’ve seeing this WL. She
      HUGE tits. Check out her pix.
      link to sydney.cracker.com.au

      Reply
    • Bartman says:

      If the link to cracker doesnt work, go to Cracker, select ESCORTS, select Sydney then do a search on Milli or 16J. She’s in Surry Hills

      Reply
      • Kevin Loooong Prong says:

        To Bartman. I’ve beenwith Milli. Big big tits. She provides a raunchy service. Great 69er. DATY, rimming (on her – not me), BBBJ & CFS.

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    • Paddles says:

      I went to Miss Heavens & met about 20 WLs. Was confused as there were so many good sorts to pick. Ended up going with Tammy. Fair skinned, trim, slim brunette with massive hooters. Booked for 30 minutes & had a great session. Started with DFK and a lot of nipple sucking & boob licking. Worked my tongue towards her tummy before migrating to her clit & pussy. Got her moaning. I think she liked it. Then pushed her legs back & tongued her cornhole. She definitely liked that. Asked her to get into 69 position with her on top. Boy it felt great. It was so good i blew in her mouth CIM. No sex as that was it for me. LOL

      Reply
      • Corn104 says:

        Tammy doesn’t do CIM.
        Have seen her a few times.
        So, your review is fake.

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    • Boobs Man says:

      Linford. If you are into really BIG tits, try Charlie. She’s fairly new to Miss Heavens. Only saw her once so far & had a good time. Her tits are beautiful. Can recommend Layla. Her tits are larger than average but exquisitely shaped. Not as big as Charlie’s but beautiful. She also provides a great service. Had BBBJ, DATY & DFK with both ladies. Sex was covered.

      Reply
    • Linford says:

      Cheers boys

      Reply
  55. Tall Focker says:

    If you hate the site so much why don’t you piss off to syd99?

    Reply
  56. Peter Maynard says:

    Lanna Thai off broadway, Ultimo. quality Thai massage and good 20/50 extras. the only girl I spend 50 on works on Mondays, tall strong girl, pretty. The other girls are big and ugly but know their way around a man. really dingy rear entrance.

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    • Peter Maynard says:

      Maroubra quality is stable at present. 775A and 208 Anzac still most flexible but not that attractive. 116 Boyce a bit hit and miss but occasional diamond in rough. generally flexible. 106 Maroubra road well run, standard options. 333 Bunnerong nice young girls, standard MP 20/50, well run and you get full 30 minutes.

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  57. Peter Maynard says:

    Further to the discussion. Don’t be afraid to go into a shop with $55 or $60 and say “30 minutes and the haapy ending”. Takes the pressure off them as they know to be done they have to offer. By asking, no chance of prosecution or other action. If they refuse which has never happened to me, then you have your answer,

    Reply
    • Tony Brown says:

      Peter makes no sense. Please elaborate no chance of prosecution from what?

      Reply
      • Peter Maynard says:

        Council and/or police. Sexual services from anything else but a licensed brothel is illegal.

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        • Ron says:

          Peter your right on the mark. Nothing good can come of saying anythink on here about our favourite places. Cops and council inspector are getting free info and prosecuting. don’t want to spoil it for us and the girls.
          Best to say nothing men keep tightlipped and say nothing it serves no useful purpose

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  58. Tony Brown says:

    Pal seriously mate you are not right in the head. What is wrong with you? Don’t you have anything better to do with your time then come on here every day and write bullsit under various names. You must be a very unhappy person.

    Reply
    • Tony Brown says:

      Good! Fuck off then you mentally ill and challenged troll. Get a fuckin life instead of trying to push your fake morality on this site you fuckin hypocrite.

      This is a public forum and the owner nor punters are advocating to do anything illegal. Learn the about law you fuckin cancer.

      Reply
    • Tall Focker says:

      Can you trolls please shift to syd99 they have personal messaging ability. You can argue with eachother all day long. Plus, they are always talking shit about you guys there

      Reply
      • Alan86 says:

        You are a wanker Tall Focker

        Reply
        • Tall Focker says:

          Piss off Alan. I’m just trying to clear up the site

          Reply
  59. Phase Alternating Line says:

    Did a bit of exploring in Sydney centre last weekend. It’s just incredible how many massage shops have sprung up.
    Anyhow, went to shop near York St. Mixed bag of girls, but all cute – maybe all Chinese. Selected a pretty girl cost was $50 for a 45 min massage and she wanted an extra $50 for gear off and hj. I was home and hosed by her exquisite skills.
    Interesting observation. The younger ones are in town ($60 for 60 min average) – as you get into the suburbs and much further out, some of the prices go up and the ladies get much older with leathery skin. Funny that. Maybe its a case of so much competition in Sydney that drives the prices down. Some of these oldies in the burbs think they can command high prices. Especially Thais. Not from me in future.

    Reply
    • Jamie says:

      Pal you sure do love the Chinese ladies don’t you and always putting down the Thais who have far superior massage techniques.

      Reply
    • Phase Alternating Line says:

      Ah who?? Anyway… my bottom line for me is how much ANY girl costs for rubbing my cock. Who cares about massage technique !!
      Thais are too precious and expensive for my blood. But in all fairness have had some good and cheap Thai ones as well.
      Know any good Cheap Thai places Jamie ??

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      • Jamie says:

        Pal you poor bastard get an education (too late for you old cuck) and maybe you will be able to get a job that pays well enough that you don’t have to be such a cheap nasty cunt.

        Reply
        • Phase Alternating Line says:

          Don’t know who you are but you are very aggressive.
          Go outside and take a deep breath and relax. That’s no way to treat a fellow punter on here. I have no interest in responding to any tirades of yours so don’t bother. Just pop a valium and hopefully you will calm down.

          Reply
      • NTSC says:

        Could Admin please ban Jamie (obviously a nasty troll with mental issues). I think he is suffering with a severe case of penis envy of some guy call Pal. He has made these outrageous attacks on a punters good name. He seems to think he owns the place. Thank you in advance. Please ban him I implore you.

        Reply
        • Jamie says:

          NTSC aka Phase Alternating Line, aka Pal stop being a snowflake and its impossible to ban me you ignorant old cuck. After all the trolling you have done on this site its so hypocritical of you to DEMAND the site owner to ban me. Now go have a cry.

          Reply
    • Steve says:

      Pal finally getting his just deserts.
      BOOYAA
      KAPOW
      KAPOW
      KAPOW
      PRRFFFTTTT

      Reply
      • Pal has used the phrase ‘Booyaa’ previously.

        Sad little fucker has to make up conversations with himself

        Reply
        • Der Riechsfuhrer SS aka Pal says:

          Der Riechsfuhrer SS aka Pal well its quite obvious Der Riechsfuhrer SS is Pal who else would attempt to defend the absolute lowlife that Pal is. Also the fact Pal you would use a Nazi alias shows what a piece of shit you are. Seriously mate you are fucked in the head and I just wish I could have 5 minutes to kick the living shit out of you because thats what you deserve and let me promise you, you would not stand a chance with me you old cuck.

          Reply
          • Il Duce says:

            You gutless jewboy.

            Bow down to the master race and lick my jackboot you cur.

          • Pal the cuck says:

            You sad pathetic Nancy wannabe cuck. You are the furthest thing from belonging to any maste race, if you are dumb and gulliable enough to believe that archaic ideology. Nancy’s are just cucks too afraid to think for themselves. Sad.

  60. Looking at these comments it is clear that all posters here are nothing but subhuman scum who deserve nothing more than a one way trip to the gas chamber.

    Reply
    • Stalin says:

      Der Riechsfuhrer SS you pussy you sound like a loser in life Nazi wannabe cuck who has no fuckin idea about the world. Go have a fuckin cry you little bitch.

      Reply
    • Sit on my face says:

      Der Riechsfuhrer are you okay snowflake? Do you want some tissues? :))

      Reply
    • Ali Kahn says:

      I found this ad in cracker. I love da womans wid big boobbies. Dis black chick has huge tities. Here is the ad. Check out her photos. I saw her during the week. All safe. She loved DATY & getting rimmed. It was a prety goode sesion. Will see her again

      link to sydney.cracker.com.au

      Reply
  61. There are only two genders says:

    I DEMAND that all punters vote NO. …that includes you Pal….do it now homo.

    Reply
    • Peter Maynard says:

      So how do you tell if a Parlour is legit or has extras? My rough guide!

      Location. Unlikely to find a likely place in a shopping centre, or in the middle of a busy shopping strip. Operators don’t want to pay high rents and Punters want privacy. In quieter, less attractive, lower foot traffic locations.

      Appearance. Usually sparse. Legit places have decorations, seats out front etc. Those flashing blue/red cheap signs are generally found in extras places.

      Staff. Dressed in traditional gear, or in matching non-sexy uniforms – unlikely. casual dress more likely, sexy dress even more likely.

      Internet/Advertising – mentions of relaxing, appearances in cracker/backpage, talking about sexy masseuses, young staff, de-stress. Searches bring a mention in pages like this.

      Phone manner. Call them. If they call you darling, sexy voice, it’s a likely..Ask about services – if they say full body, generally a yes. If they say “ask the masseuse, generally a yes.

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      • Alf says:

        Thanks Pete. Some great tips there.
        * here are a few more markers.
        *If they ask if you have been here before. They are sussing you out to see if you know their game, or you may be a council inspector.
        Although the one at Mac Square had me fooled. When I said no, but a male friend highly recommended you – the old Thai in reception gave me a medical questionnaire to fill out.
        * Interestingly some of the new shops start out with high ideals – but discover that gents take a half hour session and never go back.
        So its good to give it a break for a while to see if the high ideals have gone by the wayside.
        * If they are a big consortium of massage shops – (unlikely) as they have too much to lose.
        * This is a biggie – if there is a prominent sign outside that state “no sexual services” – just forget about them.
        * I went to a shopping centre massage place last year- had the Chinese lady about 40 and got the impression she would do under the right circumstances. And I was right – eventually she said take the last appointment for the day. Immediately the manager left , off came the towel and although she said her husband never wants to be masturbated – I taught her how and I was rewarded by a big (massive) blow. Great to teach virgins.
        * If very few females go to the massage shop, good indication that men are being serviced
        * After a while, as you say, your gut feelings come to play.

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        • TommyBoy says:

          Peter and Alf you are both absolutely spot on. As someone who has been playing this game for a few years I can see nothing to add and any newbie who wants to avoid disappointment study their words. Its a wonderful hobby 🙂

          Reply
    • TommyBoy says:

      Pal do you ever have anything positive to contribute to this site?

      Reply
  62. JG says:

    8/20 Northumberland Rd, Auburn
    DIAMOND MASSAGE

    $40 30 minutes
    $20 happy ending
    $40 nude happy ending
    Other extras on negotiation.

    Joanne, young 20s, super cute. Long black hair and pretty face. Full C Cup.
    Had the 30 minute massage with happy ending. Paid up front.
    Overall a soft massage, great happy ending. The rooms are open at the top and there’s so much noise coming in from all sides. Paid an extra $20 for another happy ending. She was sucking my nipples and working my cock so professionally on the second run.

    There appeared to be two girls on the Tuesday roster that I could see.
    Would definitely go back.

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    • Big Bad Abdulla says:

      Interesting a 30 minute massage with two happy endings ?, nipple sucking and then working your dick ??al in the of half an hour. and you are skilled at recognising the bra sizes. You are a legend (in your own mind). Piss off bullshit report.

      Reply
      • Mick says:

        Big Bad Abdulla you are nothing but a useless troll and moron, grow a fuckin brain instead of shitting on others legit reviews you low breed loser.

        Reply
      • Huge Lebo Cucumber says:

        Dear me. Tsk tsk tsk. Pal has posted another vitriolic comment but hides under the name of “Big Bad Abdulla”. You are a joke Wartboy

        Reply
    • David Wong says:

      Folks its been too long since my last review. I had the chance to fire in one today. Found myself in Ermington stopped of at the hotel to wet my whistle. While I was there the half decent bar maids were G in me up so I thought I would relieve some built up anxiety at this place. Just off Vicky Rd west bound before the bridge this place lurks. Looks like a old shed in the industrial area. This place is certainly no palace. It could do with a bit of love there was a massage bench in the room I was in looked like the back seat of my school bus! The host give me 2 ladies to choose. I chose Linda early thirties Chineese I think average body average head. Had a shower laid on the bed she give pretty good natural blow job. Did her best to get the whole of my wand in her throat she managed three quarters of the monster I havnt seen a girl do that yet so she deserves a pat on the back for that effort. But sadly it was all very clinical after that did her front ways back ways she was whingin that i was pounding her too hard and that I should hurry up and cum soon. If I needed to hear complaints I would go and get myself a bitch! Anyway the more moanin the more I ploughed on and in eventualy making a donation of the man sauce. $60 for half and hour it wasnt the best full service Ive had not by a long shot but there has to be better than Linda but you cant expect top shelf for that price but worth a visit to see if the others reviewers are full of shit.

      Reply
      • Big Bad Abdullah says:

        Bull Shit! You are a chinaman & you reckon you have a monster lurking in your undies. NO WAY, JOSE!!!! Everyone knows that you guys have skinny little weiners! Dat’s why they like aussie cock. At least TWICE the size.
        BOOYAA
        KAPOW
        KAPOW
        KAPOW
        PRRFFFTTTT

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        • A-Hab the A-Rab the Shiek of the Burning Sand says:

          Hey boofhead. I didn’t realise we had to agree with all the submissions on here.

          Reply
        • A-Hab the A-Rab the Shiek of the Burning Sand says:

          Mr Booya leave Mr Wong alone. Because Mr Wong could be wite. Its just dreadful to criticise a report by a legitimate punter… you are scum.
          Me and Big Bad A may see you soon.

          Reply
      • Masood says:

        To Big Bad Abdullah aka Pal aka Wartboy etc., you are true to form. Just bag genuine punters & their reviews. Very sad.

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        • Please Read says:

          Big Bad Abdullah is definitely Poofter Pal with his typical negative comments towards anyone who attempts to write a legit helpful review.

          Reply
  63. XXXLarge says:

    Saw a latino lass at North Ryde. Found her in Cracker. Her photos are awesome. She claims she is 42. If true she a great body for her age. Paid $100 for 30 minutes for mutual oral. No FS. That’s too expensive. Anyway i’m over 50 & was more than happy with what was provided. She has amazing oral skills. CIM & she swallowed. Grrrr

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  64. Steve says:

    Hi all,
    Just fininshed fucking Dana at cougars in riverwood. What an arse. She gave bbbj but covered for sex. Very pretty and would highly recommend.

    Reply
    • dana says:

      bs I never give anyone bbbj liar

      Reply
      • Steve says:

        Why would I lie

        Reply
        • David Serle says:

          Steve,
          That wasnt Dana who responded. It’s that farken troll Pal, Wartboy or whatever other names he uses. Just ignore him. He’s a serial pest

          Reply
    • Big Bad Abdul says:

      Was watching both the AFL & NRL finals at the pub. Got bored with both matches & left when the score in NRL reached 20-0. Broncos had nothing. TBH they were very very ordinary. Went around the corner to Cleg St. There were about 18 WLs. Picked one of my regular WLs. She’s been with Amandas for at least 10 years now. Got the usual PSE service. DFK, BBBJ, DATY, 69, BBFS, anal plus she’s a real exhibitionist. She loves it when i video her masturbating & fist fucking her pussy. BTW I always send the fotos & videos to her phone. She loves big fat lebo cock

      Reply
      • Steve says:

        Well is she

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        • Bobby da Wobot says:

          Steve, what are you asking? You wrote: “well is she”. ????

          Reply
      • Newbie says:

        Sounds like Nicole

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        • Old Smoothie says:

          Newbie. I can tell from my own experiences that the WL described by Big Bad Abdul could be one of at least 5 WLs at Cleg St. Aint life great.

          Reply
  65. Plonk Artist says:

    Recently went to Gasorn Thai Massage at Ingleburn.
    Had a massage with this chunky Thai girl. Did an ok sensual massage but fuck me, at the end of the massage nothing was on offer. Cost me $80 for the hour. The boss lady hangs around… seem like a bit of a dragon.
    Left with a stiffy but really frustrated. WTF.. what a waste of dosh. These bloody Thai places. Just fed up.
    Went to another just further up from this joint about 3 mths ago. Cost me $90 for the hour and same bloody story.
    What shits me about all these Thai places is they are nosy and ask very personal questions. Most are looking for some sucker to hitch. Just don’t know how they survive asking those prices. Will stick to the places that are recommended or I know will satisfy.

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    • Plonk Artist says:

      By the way. I forgot to say. In my considerable experience with these Thai’s my feeling is that they basically don’t like me / us. They don’t integrate into Australia like a lot of other immigrants. They only employ their own kind in massage shops, restaurants, and all manner of businesses.I’m yet to encounter a non Thai in their massage shops. I remember a guy here that commented that although he was a regular at Natasha Spa at Casula he still got shit service. Well read what I said – that’s the reason. Also, the girls are terrible gossips and they discuss intimate details of all encounters – between each other. Wish I could understand Thai, as I’m sure they would be saying very non flattering things about us, when they talk to each other in Thai. We’ve all heard them haven’t we.
      Give me nice Chinese girl any day for better service.

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    • Plonk Artist = Pal says:

      Just stick to your dirty hairy Chinese whores at Burwood you useless bitter turd Pal.

      Reply
  66. Pal for GAY marriage says:

    hey boys I have missed you all. cmon lets be honest gay marriage is really my only hope of ever getting married so lets all get behind it.

    from your gay pal.

    Reply
  67. Stiff says:

    no one CARES what you are voting for!
    This site is for massage parlour reviews you sad lonely fuckface.

    Reply
  68. Plick says:

    Can anyone advise where the youngest (over 18 of course) prettiest girls are in Sydney cbd. Just for massage, hj & nude.
    Not too expensive. Pls give me a breakdown of costs.
    Thanks

    Reply
    • Stiff says:

      You disgust me! Whats wrong with tired looking middle aged asian ladies who have popped out a couple kids with loose hairy vaginas and a bad attitude?

      Reply
    • Plick says:

      Only relatively new here . Just what I have been thinking for some time. No one reads this site.
      Thanks for nothing.

      Reply
    • Linford says:

      Is centerfolds still full of hot women or has it gone to shit? Also where can I go to get SHERIDAN like tits? J cups or close too

      Reply
      • Stifler says:

        Go on Cracker and go to the bbw section and you’ll find an Indian named Sheena who works out of an apartment in Mascot.
        Huge natural tits, but not Sheridan size.
        btw. ..she won’t see African or Indian men in case you are either.

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      • Lebanese Cucumber says:

        Used 2 c sheena at Moore Park. Excellent service. Used to join me in shower. DFK, BBBJ, 69 & BBFS. But no anal. BTW she is Indian. Very short with huge firm butt & big tits. Luscious body. She likes middle eastern types.11/10.

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        • Stiff says:

          And like I said ” no accounting for your taste” it’s in your arse. Bet she has an arse bigger than yours.

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        • Stifler says:

          I never got to bareback her but yes she is 11/10.
          And yes she did mention that her preference is middle eastern men.

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      • StudMeister says:

        Linford, if you are looking for a WL with big big big natural tits, may I recommend Stephanie at cougar town, riverwood. She’s tall & has a meaty build.

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        • Dudd says:

          Michelle at CT has huge tits. They’re bigger than Stephanie’s but Stephanie has a better body IMO

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      • Rupert says:

        Mr Linford. Try Tammy at Miss Heavens, Artarmon. Her tits are huge & natural. She has a lean trim body. Vicky is a short Filipino milf with huge natural tits. Bit pudgy around the gut. Nicky has HUGE natural tits but she is a BBW.

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      • Piddles says:

        To Stiffie. BTW I like rimming girls’ assholes & sticking my tongue in there. Like being rimmed. Vicky & Yoyo (12 Belview St surry hills) love rimming my asshole. Both provide BBFS, BBBJ & BB anal. Both are available for 3somes. $65 for 30 minutes. Great value. Lulu, April & Maria are at 269 Campsie. All do rimming, BBBJ, BBFS, BB anal plus lesbian 3somes. BTW I once had a 4some with these 3 WLs. Porked all nine holes bareback. Angel (greek aussie) at CT Riverwood does all the above & more. BTW all the above let me take pix & videos with my iPhone. Awesome stuff

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        • LMFAO says:

          LMFAO _ ahahaahah – good !! keep eating the shit. I like you eating shit. Because you are full of shit.

          Reply
      • Old Smoothie says:

        Linford, if you want SHERIDAN-like tits, may I suggest this sheila. Have seen her a few times. She’s located in Surry Hills. Her name is Milli & she’s an american negress. Very attractive. Great service; HUGE tits. Here’s the URL. There’s photos. Tell me if they arent big. LMAO.

        link to sydney.cracker.com.au

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  69. Stiff says:

    lol, nice try dickhead. I maybe gay but does not mean I’m for gay marrriage. Get a life!

    Reply
  70. Malik says:

    I saw Amanda at Cougar Town. What a great session. She’s amazing. Awesome oral skills. Good looking with a good body

    Reply
    • Kilam says:

      Excuse me sir Malik. What does good oral skills mean ??
      She talks well or sings well Is she a good public speaker… Please explain ?? Ae no undestend

      Reply
  71. Vote NO says:

    Quick reminder to vote NO and push back against Rainbow terrorism.
    And btw. …there are only two genders

    Reply
    • VOTE YES says:

      VOTE YES and say NO to the wannabe alt-right fascists who want to control your life with bigotry and hatred. These same people will eventually try to outlaw sex shops, prostitution, brothels and massage parlours with the help of the evangelical christians. Look how deadbeat Donnie and the dumb deplorables are trying to send the US back to the dark ages. ITS NOT WORKING.

      Reply
      • Vote NO says:

        Once again just more baseless bloviating from the alphabet mafia.
        Who writes your speeches for you ? Your arts professor ? Lee Rhiannon ? Clover Moore ?

        Reply
      • VOTE YES says:

        VOTE NO and its the first step of many that the conservative evangelical christians and their supporting politicians (Tony Abbott aka the Mad Monk) will try to take away your ability to visit sex shops, brothels, massage parlours and totally outlaw prostitution.

        Reply
      • Make Australia straight again says:

        All forms of the feminist agenda must be rejected and crushed.
        Vote as far to the right as possible.

        Reply
        • Massage addict says:

          Still a lot of racism in Australia. Look around you, people use ‘poofta’ as an insult. Australia isn’t there yet. Just like when Trump won we found out Americans were closer racists

          Reply
      • Tom Cruze says:

        What an uneducated brainwashed moron you are, Ms Vote YES.
        1. Fascists are LEFT. Not the alt right. MSM keeps pushing this myth.
        2. Voting NO doesnt make me a bigot
        3. If the YES vote fails then the Lefties & the rainbow coalition will scream, hiss & scream foul play. I guess they’ll blame Vladimir Putin.
        KEEP AUSTRALIA STRAIGHT

        Reply
    • Lebanese Gherkin says:

      I’m voting NO. If i fucks a married gay guy den its adultary. No goode bro! Dat means i commits a bad sin

      Reply
      • Stiff says:

        To the Leb… another mindless rendition of mindlessness on a mindless site with mindless talk.
        Also vole NO to arse licking, arse rimming, BB fluffy sweaters of any kind.
        And Vote NO for Leb Anything… the flip that runs the site.
        And Vote No for all the vote Yesses, that want institutionalised poofterism taught in schools as being normal

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        • VOTE NO = VOTE FOR FASCISTS says:

          joe blow you are truly stupid on so many levels. Far left or far right are both dangerous and both have strong fascist tendencies not that a dumb dumb with ZERO life experience or intelligence like you would understand. Also because of our geographic position and the fact the US needs Pine Gap among other things the US would NEVER abandon us as it would not serve their interest at all. Go spew your stupid alt-right lies of paranoia and stupidity somewhere else.

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        • WAKE UP AUSTRALIA says:

          VOTE NO = VOTE FOR FASCISTS yes i know im not very smart and in time history will show i was wrong but im just too impotent and bigoted to have an original idea. my parents were related so what can you expect from me

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      • Bashir says:

        Booyaa, leb gherkin. I agrees wid ya bro! Fark des leftys. Day makes me sick.
        To Stiffy.
        Ders nothing wrong wid farkin gerls up da ass. Is tite, bro. An i likes rimming der asses. Its nice. Da bitchs like it mate. Nuthin beta dan porking bitchs ass widout a ruba. Feel good. Reel good

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    • Lebanese Gherkin says:

      Why do lefties say Fascists were the Far Right. Firstly Fascism & Communism are SOCIALISM. They are two sides of the same coin. The term NAZI stands for the Nationalist Workers Socialist Party (in German). Do a Wikipedia on NAZI. Socialism is opposite to Capitalism; one is The Left, the other is The Right.
      BTW I’m voting NO. Sick & tired of the Gay community pushing their agenda. When they dont get their way, they keep whingeing & whining claiming tbey are VICTIMS. Fuck! Get over it. It is what it is.
      If the YES vote is carried, I’ll accept it. Cause i’m straight. Am man enough to cope with disaster. Not like these pillow biters & the butch sisterhood.

      Reply
    • Linford says:

      Has anyone been to Centerfolds on the northshore lately? Is it still there

      Reply
    • The only thing you’ll be pushing back against is my 8″ ISIS mamba

      Reply
      • Make Australia straight again says:

        They reckon you offer the mamba for a small fee every Friday evening in the mens toilet in the Village tavern at Auburn

        Reply
  72. Alex says:

    went and visited a private place in Marsfield today two Asian girls busty for the size operating out of medina apartments in busaco rd phone number 0423231355 both girls do an amzing job , found the ad in the Northern times , ask them to for the quiet time special two girls for $80 for the hour everything is on offer

    Reply
    • Cheyenne Bodie says:

      Alex. What does “everything is on offer” include?

      Reply
    • LFAGT GFE says:

      I just rang the number. They are charging $150 for 30 mins and $200 for 1hour. I asked about any special rates, no special rate.
      This is way above what I normally pay. I pay $85 to max $100 for 30 mins.

      Reply
    • Bargain says:

      $80 for the hour and two girls and everything is on offer. What a bargain. I am going there. What time is quite time?

      Reply
      • Bashir says:

        Mr Bargain. Pleeze tel wat is like. Do dey dos anal

        Reply
  73. Bronco Laine says:

    Just left Miss Heavens. Went after work. Quite a selection of WLs with BIG TITS were on hand. I picked Nicky. Has huge bazookas. Before any one asks, she is a BBW so she is luscious. Yep voluptuous. Big tits big ass big tummy. BOOYAH. Plenty of cushin for pushin. LMAO. I undressed & showered. She came in as i was towelling myself. I barred up when feasting my eyes on her fucking huge tits as she undressed. We started DFKing. She is a passionate kisser. Her hand wandered down to my prick. TBH it aint big, it aint thick but it sure does the job!!!! At least i dont BS like other punters. Ohhhh i have 9″ or it is so thick that they cant suck it etc etc. Yeah dream on wankers. She moved me to the bed where I
    was on the receiving end of a good sucking of my erect throbbing rock hard penis. Then we swapped position. I gently kissed sucked & licked her fucking tits. So huge. So soft. Hmmmm. Just cracked a mongrel. LOL. Then gave her tummy & thighs a cat bath. Then journeyed down to her bug luscious juicy cunt. My tongue & mouth gave her clit a massive workout. Inserted 2 fingers into her wet moisty. Fuck she was wet. Am pretty sure she orgasmed a few times. Then tongued her pussy & arse. She went berserk when my tongue alternated from her cunt to her cornhole & back cetetera cetetera – hahaha.
    Then got into 69. I made sure i was on top. She would have crushed me Her oral skills are fantastic. So good that I exploded my cum in her mouth. Then i DFKed her mouth. I was so turned on. She liked that. Boy what a session. What a woman. Yep she is all woman. A real woman. I’m in lust. WeIl you like huge tits & BBWs then Nicky is the m

    Reply
    • Pal says:

      BOOYAA to bronco lane

      Reply
    • Ty Harden says:

      Hip hip hooray to Bronco Lane
      Poo bah kaboom to dat lame Pal
      Hip hip hoo ray
      Hip hip hoo ray
      Boom boom boom boom

      Reply
    • Peter Maynard says:

      Went to Massage Shop at 12/121 Quay Street Haymarket. Always new young girls here and well managed. Mirrors too. Saw Susie for 2nd time (tuesday thursday Friday are her days). Paid $35+50 for Nude HE with good touching/sucking. This girl is really attractive. Half Indian/English, great service. Body is flawless and her underwear is spot on.

      Reply
    • Bronco Lane says:

      Paid another visit to Miss Heavens. BTW this is my favourite bordello. Some BIG tits on offer. Darcy, Nicky, Vicky, Candy, Tammy, Ebony. I picked Tammy for the first time.
      Huge tits for a lean trim rootin’ machine. Pretty good session. Great oral skills. Had an awesome 69. So awesome i came in her mouth. Thoroughly enjoyable.

      Reply
  74. JG says:

    4/90 WALDRON ROAD, CHESTER HILL
    Monday – Eva (says Monday’s only)
    Chinese, 40s, tubby body. Long curly black hair.
    $35/30m + $20HJ

    Average massage, fast happy ending 3/10. Below Average, AVOID
    I heard this place was better on a Tuesday.

    There used to be a thread about this place and now all of it has been deleted.

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  75. Lady hunter says:

    Hey guys. Has anybody seen Courtney lately. She hasn’t been at cougars for a while.
    Also I saw angel last week and was left wondering what all the fuss is about this lady. Sure she gave bbbj and bbfs was on offer but she is nothing special and has a pretty boring personality. I won’t be seeing her again. I might try that Georgie next time

    Reply
    • Hoss Cartwright says:

      Lady Hunter. I like Angel coz she is a filthy no-holes slut in the room. Just the way i like ’em. Plus greek is on offer. She has a nice tight arse

      Reply
      • Pal's Alter Ego says:

        Good one, Hoss. I’ve seen Angel heaps of time. Great value & as Hoss stated, her cornhole is tight

        Reply
    • Peter Maynard says:

      Visited 4/108 Maroubra Road, Maroubra. Saw Nancy ex 91 Boyce. Good Massage and standard $20 extra, Very good. Saw a hot young Thai Girl there as well, very friendly. Good Parlour, well run.

      Reply
  76. Plonk Artist says:

    As I was in the vicinity of Judy’s Hairdressing / SL Massage near Ermington today, I thought I’d give it a go. I remember some punter mentioned it a while back.Now, as my willy has been over done of late, my thought was someone would really need to be good to get me over the line today.
    So, I go upstairs – It’s an open plan hairdressing salon. There were quite a few chooks having their hair done. Was greeted and escorted to a private massage room, with a lockable door. Inside the room are 3 massage tables separated by curtains. Fortunately I was the only one there. The lady was Chinese in her 30’s. Really quite nice and attentive. BTW the linen looks very clean. So she starts the massage routine, I am naked under the towel. Eventually she slips the towel right off … but I get the impression she is uncertain as to what I want. The uncertainty was dispelled when I guided her hand to my arse crack, balls and cock. Then she gets me to turn around.
    What proceeds was about 25 minutes of very nice willy stroking, keeping pace with the Chinese opera she had playing in the background. She went fast and slow keeping up with the music. She put me past the line with a woosh of spunk as the opera finished. It was really lovely, sensual and she affectionately gave me big hugs. Only minimal touching allowed – which I respected. $60 for 60 min + $30 for he.
    On reflection the chooks are having their hair done, about a metre away, while I was having my pubic hairs ruffled hahahahahh.

    Reply
    • Steve says:

      Hey what’s the address to that place where you got a massage from? And what’s the shops number? 🙂

      Reply
      • Plonk Artist says:

        Turn into Victoria Rd, from Church St, Parramatta. Head towards Sydney… not far on the right you’ll see Aldi at an intersection. Directly opposite from there is a small shopping centre. You can’t miss it.

        Reply
        • Punter333 says:

          Great Review Plonk. I had basically the exact same experience. Now.. there is also a new HE/massage joint which is openly a HE joint just to the right of the SLmassage/hair salon. I’ve been there as well. It is a very odd experience there as the place is decked out in Hawaiian theme decorations…. AND the lady who runs the joint plays this 1980s American country music CD on repeat. I wonder who she was trying to market to with this approach… American sailors? Anyways.. they have 2 ladies there as far as I can tell one 30 something japanese lady and the boss who is 50 something chinese (curvy).

          Both SL and the new place are fantastic. I have to be honest.. I too kinda get more of a thrill going to SL massage as I like getting HE in places that are actually more legit joints. Makes it feel more special 😉

          Reply
        • Plonk Artist/Punter333 aka Pal says:

          Gee! Pal is that you? Plonk Artists review reads like something Pal would write. We know he loves the Chinese ladies as they are cheap.

          Pal creates another alias using the name Punter333 to backup his bullshit review.

          Its quite easy for me to spot a Pal review 😉

          Reply
  77. John says:

    Has anyone tried ebony from miss heaven? Want to know if she has real black f cup tits or not.

    Reply
    • Linford says:

      Never had her. Hoping she is like maseratixxx huge tits. Has anyone found SHERIDAN or Hannah. They are the biggest tits ive played with. Her tits should never leave the industry. Come back to work SHERIDAN

      Reply
      • Stifler says:

        No Sheridan updates sorry mate.
        Looking forward to that day though.
        For now you should check out an Indian BBW named Sheena who advertises on Cracker.

        Reply
    • Lebanese Cucumber says:

      I seen Ebony. She has huge tatas. Got me a great BBBJ & she rimmed my arsehole. She was nice to talk to. Had a nice time

      Reply
    • SteviesBigWonder says:

      yeah keen to hear more about Ebony too. Her tits sound great! It is her ass I am most interested in. Anyone got info on the booty? Round? Big? I was a huge fan of Dena back in AH days. Hoping for a booty to match Dena’s monster butt! Be good to be able to pop that fudge maker too!

      Reply
      • Studious says:

        My question to you is … what attraction do you have with a big, fat, farting, smelly arse ???
        Am I missing something ??
        Look forget Ebony: Just hum this song _

        Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
        Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don’t we?
        We all know that people are the same whereever you go
        There is good and bad in ev’ryone

        Reply
  78. Con Rod says:

    Pal. This is for you. LMAO
    link to sydney.cracker.com.au

    Reply
  79. Bobbigdick says:

    Any good brothel or escort near Plumpton or Rooty hill ?

    Reply
  80. Con Rod says:

    Found an ad on Cracker. No name but she is an independent who works at Hurlstone Park. She claims she is 42. Well her pix are awesome. Booked her for 30 minutes for $100. She does not look 42. Her body is beautiful. Big firm full tits. Beautiful arse. Well the session included DFK, BBBJ, 69 & rimming. Never had sex as i was enjoying the 69 so much that i blew in her mouth. Will see her again. Am in lust!!!! She, Selina (Concord), Sheena (Mascot) & H-E-L-E-N-A (Coogee & Cougar Town, Riverwood) are my favourites. Can find all four in Cracker. All four have beautiful bodies, provide BBBJ & FS. Have had anal with 2 of the above plus have had BBFS with 2 of them once i became a regular.

    Reply
    • justin emmanuel luya says:

      Hey guys,

      Who among you here knows if link to payinnight.com legit or not? Please help me. Badly need.

      Reply
    • Steve says:

      Hey con rod can you link me to the no name 42 year old girl you’re talking about? The one that you blew in her mouth from hurlstone park, thanks 🙂

      Reply
      • Steve says:

        Or atleast her number?

        Reply
        • Con Rod says:

          Steve, the ad never included her name & i never asked as i was too distracted. LMAO. This is her mobile number: 0405580986
          Write up a review. I just did a SEARCH in cracker for her but she didnt come up. However i found this ad which i will book later today:
          link to sydney.cracker.com.au
          AWESOME fotos

          Reply
        • Con Rod says:

          Steve, what sort of dumb arse question is that? Ring her up, make a booking, have a 69 & cum in her mouth. Fuckwit. I blew in her mouth! Fuck!! What more do you need to know. You saw her pix? Look at her beautiful arse. She has an awesome body.

          Reply
          • Steve says:

            You blew in her mouth ?? did u brush your teeth before hand. I hope you didn’t eat garlic prawns ?? Girls don’t like smelly breath.
            Also, a big also- no way do I want a girl u had a 69 with or blew in her mouth. germs, germs – urky you filthy bastard. You probably got every disease under the sun.
            Louis de fly .. straight from rubbish tip to you.

          • Steve says:

            Hey all… watch out !! Con Rod has blown a gasket or a piston ring.
            Con Rod is really a Con Man

      • Con Rod says:

        Steve, i came in her mouth. No she didnt swallow

        Reply
        • Stebe says:

          Oh, is cum in mouth a part of her service? 🙂

          Reply
          • Con Rod says:

            Steve, you are the who also posts under the name Pal. Admit it. You haven’t rung the number I gave you. If you want to know if CIM is part of her service, ring her and ask her.

      • Massage addict says:

        Who the hell cares about germs. Unless you’re talking about actual diseases, forget about harmless germs and get on with it mate!

        Reply
        • Steve says:

          SHIT !! where do you think diseases come from?. GERMS, BACTERIA. Back to primary school science buddy. Once she has something or you deposit something its all shared.
          Hey folks – I have an idea – Lets all have a disease sharing party – ALL WELCUM.

          Reply
  81. Ismail says:

    Last night I went for a visit at my local Asian brothell First girl in intro was XXX. No way, had a terrible time with her once. Next was YYYY. Saw her last week and said I wanted to see someone new. In came ZZZZ. New girl, first day she told me. Cute looking, so decided to give her a go. After shower she gave usual catbath, then ask if I wanted bj. Wanted me to pay her extra for bbbj, but told her I usually get it for free. She obliged. It was nice and slow. After a while asked for 69. She said no and wanted extra but again I said it is the norm for here. She said ok and turned around but said only on the outside. Started licking her and she started moaning and pushing her pussy onto my face. Got my tongue in nice & deep. Then pushed her legs back & rimmed her arsehole. Then stuck my tongue in. Well she got really turned on and begged me to fuck her. On with the dom, started on top for a while and then she started to thrust her pussy hard against me. Turned her over and entered her from behind. Came not long after. She jumped in the shower and then I did. Knew it wasn’t time and asked for a massage. I think she was hoping to finish early. Gave an okay massage till finish. Had another shower and left. Not sure if I would see her again. Good time but just didn’t connect

    Reply
    • Tall guy says:

      Is there really a point of a review done with X and Y?

      Reply
      • Ismail says:

        Tall Guy. There is because a number of threads were removed because some WLs objected to having reviews written about them. EG the thread for Cougar Town was removed because H..E..L..E..N..A objected. Some punters claimed she provided BBFS & anal. Big deal. Likewise MH (@Artarmon) was removed because Mona didnt like it be known she provided anal. She was at MH for about 2 months. Other threads that were removed included Amandas & 269.

        Reply
        • old wog says:

          these threads would never get deleted if the girls like h-e-l-e-n-a washed their arses after taking a dump / seeing a customer. we all have done doggy and been hit in the face by “that smell” then lost our fat never to get it back

          Reply
        • Free speech for parlour pages says:

          Kings court thread was removed also because the owner Big ( obese ) John had his feelings hurt

          Reply
        • Con Rod says:

          Well Old Wog, i had the displeasure of copping that “smell”. I think your comments about “H” are BS. I have seen H.E.L.E.N.A at least 50 times over the years & found her to always be clean & hygienic. BTW i always rimmed her. Always tasted & smelled great.

          Reply
    • Stiff says:

      You and old Wog are fucking quoits.
      You are just deliberately giving these ladies advertising.
      And what a couple of desperate morons you both are.
      Just what do you expect to smell from being near arses \?? Ever smelt your own arse.

      Reply
      • old wog says:

        my arse does not stink for the ladies because i wash it and i scrub it, wash wash wash that stinky arse

        Reply
        • Snail Trail says:

          Hahaha you don’t get the fat back after the stink hits your face.
          Maybe they do it deliberately so they get the dosh and no fucky fucky from you.
          Sounds like a brilliant strategy on their part.
          Maybe bring a peg next time. hahahah

          Reply
          • old wog says:

            yeah brilliant, if you dont want anymore customers. more likely a lack of basic hygiene on their part.

          • Snail Trail says:

            Ahhh now think this through. You don’t go for the arse doggy style first up do you ??
            Its a way of getting you out of the room quickly after the tool shrivels … never to become erect again … with her… at that moment.
            They couldn’t care about repeat business… there are plenty of dopey johns cued up waiting and ready to be taken for a ride with a smelly arse.
            It happened to me with a woman with very smelly arm pits. What a turn off.

    • Stiff says:

      Hey Ismail and Con Rod you have something in common. Desperate to eat shit.
      Listen… My girlfriend makes a lovely green shit pie. Freshly baked and comes with cunt sauce.
      Send address and I will have it delivered. Absolutely fresh and disease free… no kidding.

      Reply
  82. Pal says:

    Listen you goof /s. I have told you no apology .. no Pal or my cousin Churchy.
    Just get down on bended knees and grovel.
    Use my moniker as much as you like.
    I will not respond any more.
    Now nick off. OK ??

    Reply
    • I can do that. You’re only pack’in 2.3 inches to I can easily deep throat you.

      Reply
      • Sammo says:

        What do you want to be sucked off by a man Pal?

        Reply
        • Because he is a disease faggot spreading his depraved homo fantasies. It offends me to be posting in the same thread as him. It anyone deserves an apology it God and Pal should apologise to him for having come into existence as an abomination of nature.

          Reply
    • Albert Einstein says:

      The FOUR posts dated August 1 under the names of Pal, Horny Chinaman, Sammo & Der Reichsfuhrer have very similar writing style. All written by the SAME troll. Very very very sad.

      Reply
      • This place is juden frei so piss off

        Reply
        • Albert Einstein says:

          Fuck off racist bastard. Für ihre Informationen bin ich Lutherischen und Sie sind ein Rassist

          Reply
          • Has Enough says:

            Parlour Pages should be closed down !!
            The owner either spreads shit or he / she is unwilling / unable to control the content.
            It has become a dinosaur… completely irrelevant and what’s with the hittler crap.
            It just goes from one extreme to another.

    • Con Rod says:

      This one’s for you Pal. Hahahahaha. Everything you hate, she does.
      link to sydney.cracker.com.au

      Reply
  83. Horny Chinaman says:

    I called up and asked who was on, was told: “ask for Rebecca, belly good suck, no congdem”
    So when I show up, turns out Rebecca was the one who answered the phone. There was no mamasan.
    She tried to push me to a room but I said wait let me see who else is here.
    There was one other girl I didn’t ask her name, both were tall, about size 10-12. Rebecca has kinda saggy tits but large, the other girl had massive DDs.
    I smoked a cigarette with them in the lounge area behind the room divider and then took them both for an hour.
    We all showered together and the one chick was rubbing my brown eye while striking my cock as Rebecca washed my body.
    Soon as we get out I had them both suckin my cock and licking my balls BBBJ. The other girl put a Dom on me and I got on top, pumped her while Rebecca and I sucked her tits together. I took my dick out and told Rebecca to suck it, she ripped the Dom off and started sucking. I moved her head down and close to other girls pussy, she took my cock out her mouth and stuck it in other girl a few times befor licking the pussy juice off!! Other girl got on her knees and I face fucked her throat so hard and she took it like it was nothing, this chick was amazing!! Needless to say I came right down her throat and she swallowed my load with a smile, told me she wants “more of my juice”
    Still hard, Rebecca got on her back and pulled my cock into her pussy, no comdom. I fucked her for a while as she fingered the other girl and I sucked her tits. I came straight into her pussy(she was kind of loose).. I was pretty tired after this and I needed to lay down.. Had 10 mins left and the other chick said if I have enough cum left, she would pay me $10.. She sucked my cock for 8 mins and I pumped myself as hard as I could and finally came in her mouth again. She gave me the $10! Haha
    This was by far the best time I’ve ever had at this place. Been here few times before and after, but nothing compares to this time! Hoping to have something similar happen again!!

    Reply
    • Pal says:

      Another fake report. Sounds like another wet dream by XXXSmall = Der fagführer = Fred = Sammo = Luv Da Mens.

      So where is my apology?????

      Reply
    • James Ellsworth says:

      It would be helpful if you told us where this all took place ?

      Reply
    • Had Enough says:

      What sucked your cock for 8 minutes. Is that exactly 8 min .. not 7 min or 71/2 min… were you looking at your watch ?? or maybe you has a speck of shit in it.
      “dreamer notin but a dreamer”

      Reply
  84. Luv Da Womans says:

    Went to Cougar Town last Friday night. Shame about the location as it is in Riverwood. What a shitty part of town. There were about 7/8 womans on roster. Selected Stephanie. I like her. She is very attractive and has a nice personality and very big boobies. Her pix are on CT’s website. Upon arrival i was offered a drink. Asked for & received a coke. Was ushered into the room and had a shower. Just as i’d finished drying myself, Steph enters. When she undresses, I boned up immediately. Love her body. Milky white skin, very big luscious tits m, long shapely legs and a big meaty ass. I reckon she is in her mid 40s. Very very presentable. I went behind her. While kissing her neck & shoulders my hands were fondling her huge firm juggs. My rigid cock was poking her in her ass cheek. She gyrated her butt. Gosh she’s so sexy. Down to business. She gave me an awesome BBBJ so i returned the favour DATY. As usual my tongue gravitated towards her ass hole. She moaned in delight; her hips gyrating ever so slightly. Worked my tongue back to pussy & clit. More moaning followed by her first orgasm. The first of many. BTW she complimented my oral skills at session’s end. Moved back to the ass then back to pussy etc etc. Had sex first in missionary, then cowboy followed by doggy. Then into the ass. Paid extra for that. Worth it as her ass is nice & tight. Was so horny, only lasted about 5 minutes in her ass before blowing. All in all a great session, at least for me. For me it is GFE. Wonder what she is like for PSE. Anyway the session was great as usual. Highly recommended.

    Reply
    • Sammo says:

      Good stuff mate. With that parasite Pal and his clown friend Churchy gone its a great thread.

      Reply
      • Pal says:

        No…. I said I’m not going to be drawn in… get that in your head.
        Sammo=love da womans only one man / boy behind same monikers…. viz admin cock.

        Miss me \… sure you do !!
        Apology or no Pal.
        You can make up as many monikers and steal mine with your false reports.
        But suck it up until you say a contrite Soooooorry.

        Reply
        • Sammo says:

          LOL fuckwit claims he’ll not to be drawn in but then responds to post about himself.

          What a weak cunt.

          Reply
          • ? says:

            Gee Luv Da Womans, you only love yourself, you must have a small cock since the girls let you poke arse, you poke arse because you cant feel the sides in the pussy, suggest you get a boyfriend then you can just poke arse

        • Silence you subhuman faggot. The only apology you will get from me is a jackboot to the head. Admin needs to take out the trash.

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      • Churchy says:

        Sure Pal, we all miss you like a 9″ trannie cock in the ass. Actually that something you miss but not us coz we’re not a faggot like u.

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      • Pal says:

        OK everyone who wants their assholes cleaned by my tongue come over to toilets at Bondi beach as I will be holding a rimbang for anyone who turns up!!!!

        The fun starts at 8pm

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        • Look Pal, if you can’t control your faggot urges then it will be the final solution for you.

          I wouldn’t let your tongue clean my jackboot let alone my pristine aryan asshole. The only thing jewish filth like you understand is force.

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        • Fred says:

          Don’t bother – he won’t be there. He didn’t turn up to Erskinville a few days ago like he said he would.

          He is just all talk. He can talk the talk, but he can’t walk the walk.

          Let him keep living in his fantasy world.

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          • Sammo says:

            This Pal sounds like a right cunt. What kind of person writes about his gay fantasies on a hetro punting board and then asks everyone to apologise before he will come back and vomit out some more homo drivel? All he writes is shit anyway.

          • What were you expecting from this kind of subhuman vermin? His only utility would be to have lampshades made out of his skin.

    • BIG BAD MALIK says:

      Visited Miss Heavens this week after driving down to Sydney from Walcha. Am from the country. Personally hate Sydney. Traffic is maddening. Only saving grace is the vast range of brothels. None where I live. In the reception room, all the women introduced themselves. Nicole in a short tight dress with stilettos came in. I’ve seen a number of times before. As usual she grabbed my tackle, told me she loves me and wanted me to fuck her ass real hard. Got a woody. Pip came in flaunting the cleavage of her massive tits. She’s got a bit of a gut but think she is very pretty. Like the look of her body. All woman in my humble opinion. Sarah came next. She is quite tall. Good looking too. Asked if she did natural french, BBFS. & anal. Yes Yes & No. Was tempted to see her as I’d never met her before. Layla was next. Very nice. Best looker & best body so far. Also met Nadine. She came up to me & started to give me french kiss. Very soft, very gentle, very sensuous. My mongrel got harder. She rubbed her pussy against it. Was getting horny. Asked if she did BBBJ & BBFS. No to both. Well I wont pick a WL if she doesnt provide BBBJ. Otherwise thought Nadine was very sensual. There’s something about her that i found extremely attractive. Might pick her another time but only if I get BBBJ. Tessa came in & grabbed my raging wallaby. Nice hands. Met Vicky. Looks Filipino to me. Nice big rack. Asked if she did greek. Yes. Asked if she liked doing lesbian 3somes. Yes. BBBJ? Yes. BBFS? “You’ll have to find out for yourself”. Met quite a number of girls. Overwhelming. Couldnt remember some names. Must’ve met about 15. Quite confusing too as I didnt know which one to pick. Then in walks the one & only Candy with that hideous blonde wig. Looks ridiculous. She uttered her usual line ‘Candy darling, I do everything’ as she bends over, big tits nearly popping out of her dress, sticking out her big pharken ass with her finger pointing to her ass. That did it. Picked darling Candy. Have seen Candy numerous times over the years. Have had some great lesbian 3somes with her. Alice, Dena, Bridget, Nicole, Pip, Heidi, Sheridan, Ruby, Vivian, Georgia. Some really PSE encounters. Were a few others but have forgotten their names. Anyway couldnt afford a 3some this time so it was simply one on one. Asked her if i could watch her fuck her pussy & ass with her huge dildo. Pulled out King Dong from her handbag. She squirted when doing herself. Went right into the air. Awesome. Then she attacked my ass with the dildo while sucking my rock hard throbbing cock. Felt awesome. TBH I’m starting to like it. The BBBJ. Hahaha. LMAO. Suddenly i exploded my load in her mouth. Was holding her head firmly while ejaculating. It was a lot of cum. Had been eating lots of celery during the day. That’s what porno stars eat before doing a movie. Did DFK. Love it. Then we got into 69 position. I was on top. Worked my tongue from pussy to ass back to pussy then to ass …. so on & so on. Stuck my tongue deep into both holes. Then rolled her onto her back. Slipped 2 fingers into her pussy. Got the Gspot. Big time. She had one looooong orgasm. She’s a bit of a screamer as well as a squirter. Put some lube on my cock & inserted my finger up her ass spreading the excess lube. She’s got a big juicy ass. Also has a lot of excess pudding around the gut. LOL. Went straight for the brown hole. Have an average size cock (8 inches) but it’s quite thick. Love fucking her ass while Candy is on her back. Get a great view of her shaved cunt & seeing her big tits & pudgy gut wobbling as i pound her ass. Looks great watching my length go in & out of her shithole. Love seeing her wince when i first insert the beast into her ass. Turns me on. OK i’m a bit of a sick bastard. Always go slow then build up my stroke rate. After a few minutes i go really fast, hard & deep while i have half my fist in her pussy. She really goes off when rubbing her clit really quick & firmly when i’m in her corn hole. Orgasmic. Always ends up CIA. Then I pulled it out & she gave me BBBJ. Candy is great value. Always a filthy session. All PSE. Definitely not GFE. Love it. In case any one wants to know Candy brought me a drink and the whole shebang was bare back action. No dom for me. Too tight. Even the extra large size. LMAO

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  85. bobxxx says:

    bondi baths is great. I texted a number on the wall and got a reply from a lifeguard. I ate his ass in the private showers and sucked a warm salty load out of his nuts.

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  86. Pal says:

    Ok fellow cocklovers. Since nobody has provided their grindr contacts I will be sitting in the Colombian tonight on Oxford st waiting for you guys. I will be dressed in my best k-mart trackies and velcro-strap shoes and I am overweight, short with a receding hairline so should be easy to spot. We can go to the nearest sex shop where they have a cruising lounge. Will suck you till completion in one of the video booths.

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    • Pal says:

      Well my friend – I told you I will not be drawn into any discussion. Are you feeling lonely ?? of course you are.
      My requirements are an apology from you and your skitz name sakes.
      You can steal my moniker as much as you like.
      The real Pal & Churchy will not be back until my requirements are met.

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      • The only thing scum like you require is a brutal beating and a lungful of Zyklon B gas to make this world a better place.

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      • MODERATOR says:

        You want what, Pal? An apology? Hahahaha. Funniest thing I’ve heard all year!
        Pal FUCK OFF!!!!! You’re a disgusting piece of TRASH!

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        • Pal says:

          Ahhh well…. No apology – No Pal or Churchy (he has just about decided to go to Rome again). That is my minimum requirement. You know it’s the right thing to do.
          But, it needs to be real and heartfelt.. by all.

          Go ahead and use my moniker … everyone knows it’s fake… they all know my style.

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        • Pal says:

          No, no dirty stuff buster !!
          You’re starting to be a good boy

          Just a nice very sorry Pal for being a real meanie to you, we need you back.
          And then get the others to do the same

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          • Churchy says:

            What part of fuck off don’t you understand?

          • This Pal is like the eternal Jew. He never creates, always destroys. Just read what this forum was like before he made his appearance – it was great and it will return to greatness once Pal is gone. Brothers we must deal with him like our Aryan brothers dealt with the Jew many decades ago because this is the only way we can return this forum to purity before it became corrupted and diseased by his presence.

      • Wog Bog says:

        Cool, so you’ll never be back then?

        Works for us all

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      • Pal says:

        OK everyone. Am holding a blowbang at the erskinville oval on Wednesday.

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        • Fred says:

          Hi Pal,

          Erskinville Oval is a big place – when and what time?

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          • Pal says:

            Will be sitting on the left side of the stands at 7pm. Do you mind if I bring Churchy (one of my other personalities) along as well?

            Will suck you dry

      • Bankstown Pork Sword says:

        Pal = Der Reichsfuhrer = Churchy = XXXLarge = Wartboy = RZ = Cute Sausage = Ben = Fred = about another hundred names.
        Yes the best threads are gone. Loved reading about Dena, Bridgit, Sheridan, Candy, Pip & Nicole at Amanda Heavens plus Miss Heavens. The thread on Cougar Town was informative but the best thread was 269. Because of those threads my mates & I had awesome FFM (lesbian, anal, CIA, CIP, CIM, ATM etc) sessions at 269. We had a few FFMM sessions too. DP’ed a few of the hoes at 269, Amandas, CT & MH. And most of it was BB. Fucking incredible.

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  87. Abdul says:

    Was at MH & picked Ruby she is good looking sophisticated stylish lady. No kissing but the hungry animal style BBBJ more than made up for that. Love pussy play and came quite violently before we started sex. Into sex and she was going for it from the first stroke into her. Wonderful real reaction. One the lucky else that really loves her job. So whole session was pretty exciting for the both of us. Somehow I forgot to get her into cowgirl but we were both going for it so hard , all my plans went out the window. Mild but pretty good bod on her , and the walk sold me in the intro . Good vibe

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    • Arnold says:

      Went to MH last night. They had a big lineup – at least 12 MILFs of all shapes, colours, ages and sizes. One WL walked in and I instantly knew I’d pick her. She was tall, beautiful and looked very happy. She wore a tight fitting dress. Very curvy body.
      As we walked down the corridor i was eatching her big ass moving side to side, I thought to myself that i’d like to fuck that arse. Into the room and I jumped into the shower. She’s very talkative and natural in conversation although a bit awkward getting into the nitty gritty. I just think she wants to be led and perhaps at the very start I’m not the type to do that. She explained that she doesn’t do BB or anal but other than that, I could do whatever. So I started to kiss her neck and remove her bra, exposing her very big but lovely boobs. These are fucking big but still quite firm with nice pink nipples. After that, got into some DATY, she has the fully shaved cunt which tasted very nice. Got my tongue deep into her pussy. Initialy she was quite reserved but was now making light moans. She came a number of times. She has a beautiful pink cornhole. Got her onto all fours. Her arse was sticking in the air giving me a great view of her big butt cheeks & that beautiful arsehole. Pushing her butt cheeks apart with my hands, my tongue attacked her arsehole. Her moans were getting louder. Every time my tongue penetrated her arse (TIA) she moaned ever louder. She loved it. She wiggled her huge ass when i inserted a finger into her really tight arsehole. Then she reciprocated by giving me a BBBJ. Fuck she knows how to please a big fat prick. I was in heaven. I blew. CIM. I think she swallowed as she kept sucking my prick. It never went down. I was still rock hard. This woman is a real professional. Then into a 69. It amazes me how often she came. Finally got into sex & she livened up big time, loudly moaning and enjoying herself. I switched to her on top and that got me back under control. We did this for a while and she seemed to most enjoy when I was controlling the movement. Then finished up in doggie, that was just a tremendous sight as I blew into her pussy followed by heaps of DFK.

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      • Pal says:

        Mate, you should see my ass in trackies when I walk.

        Post your grindr id here and we’ll hook up

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        • MODERATOR says:

          Pal. Last week you declared you were leaving this site. You are fucking hopeless

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  88. Old Buzzard says:

    This week I popped into Miss Heaven which is located in Artarmon. I wanted to celebrate another fantastic series win by Queensland so I booked a threesome for one hour. Have seen both GILFs on a one-on-one basis frequently on previous occasions. Both provide a great service even though they are both “mature”. If you prefer your hoes to be young then you wouldnt pick these two as both saw their 50th birthdays quite a few moons ago. I was blown away by their performance. It was a full-on lesbian fest. They ate each other’s pussy & arse. One even fisted the other’s cunt while my cock was in her mouth. Did this infront of the huge mirror. A real turn-on. Well her body suddenly went tense & then she blew. She squirted for what seemed like ages but was most probably about 5 seconds. Her pee hit the mirror. Fucking unbelievable. Never seen that before. It was really horny to witness. They dildoed each other’s hole as well as my arsehole. I’m pretty sure they enjoyed pegging my arse more than i did. LOL. All three of us were DFKing, DATYing & BBBJing, 69ing each other and I ended up porking both pussies & cornholes without any rubbers. One rimmed my arsehole while
    the other sucked my prick. They swapped position. Fucking so erotic.
    It was expensive but it something i will definitely do again with these two as well as other combos.

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    • Pal says:

      Mate you can dildo my asshole anytime free of charge. Hot review but would have been better with some man on man action.

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      • Pal = HOMO

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        • Checking in again mein volk

          Sad to see the Riverwood and AH threads gone because that faggot magnet Pal couldn’t stop making up shit about the aryan hotties there. That Untermensch homo would be first to the gas chambers if I had my way for ruining a great site.

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      • Banging Bashir says:

        Yep, whatever you do when posting a review about about CT, dont mention the “H” word. Bloody hopeless. The best threads are all gone thanks to Pal (& all the other names he uses). Amandas, CT, MH & 269 were full of great reviews & intell

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  89. Pal says:

    Pal needs coooooooooock!!!!!!

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  90. Alex says:

    ok Divas
    New one found at Cheltenham in Sydney near Beecroft her name is Annie her phone number shows up as a number usually for her in Campsie big busty Asian girl ok in the body will do anything for a dollar in a private situation 62 Boronia street and her number is 0403895755 ring first and if you want special price from her tell her Alex sent you ( that is me) , you can park on the street or down the drive way , if her red rover is not out the front then drive on I think she finishes at 5pm

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  91. Pal says:

    To the moronic idiot that has obviously stolen my moniker.Yes, that’s “you” running this pathetic site that just about no-one takes seriously or reads. So, you create all the idiotic names to talk to yourself. Why don’t you sell out or better still – give it away-that’s all it’s worth – zilch !!
    I have told you that I will not get drawn into mindless discussion.
    I don’t even read any of the posts under my moniker so you are wasting your time !!
    As I said – go an occupy your time ejaculating (highly unlikely you are able) on old copies of Ribald while you keep stuffin’ your face eating tabouli and falafel – as you sit on your fat arse behind the computer screen.
    Oh and also – get someone that knows what they are doing, to get rid of your crappy virus infected site – obviously you have no idea how to do it !!

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    • Pal says:

      OK guys. Have taken my meds. Just ignore my other split personalities like Splinter Dick aka Boo Ya,Rhythm Twig, Paddles,Piddles, Leb Zuc, Slammin weiner, Wog Boy, XXXs, Miniature Manhood, Ben, Marcus karkus, Freddy boy, Fuckin Cheeto , Jaaamie.

      I am here only for the cock, the bigger the better the more the merrier so contact me here. Also could you give a indication of your size so I can loosen up my asshole the correctly sized cucumber before you fuck me.

      XXXO
      Pal (who loves the D)

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    • George says:

      Pal, you are contradicting yourself. “you will not get drawn into mindless discussion”. Well i have news for you. All your posts are mindless. You state “dont even read any of your own posts so you are wasting your time”. That means you are wasting your time writing them. Fucken moron. Take your homocentric garbage somewhere else

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      • Pal says:

        Hey mate all good as long as i can have some of your cock. I’m only packing 3″ so you will to top me.

        Do you have a grindr profile?

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      • Dobro Udro says:

        Georgy Porgy Puddin and Pie
        Why don’t you leave Pal alone… he has made his point clear.
        You are trying to goad him because you miss him. Maybe a contrite apalogie to him and his cousin would help.

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        • Pal says:

          What are you talking about there is only one Pal?

          Just trying to ween myself off these meds so bear with me. Dobro how big is your cock? I just need my asshole satiated.

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  92. Ron says:

    Been driving past this Thai shop at Dulwich Hill a few time and I stopped and went to the door to enquire about prices.
    Greeted by a young Thai girl about 27 yrs and there was an older Thai woman also about 40 yrs (who knows with these Asians). So oil massage $ 40/50/60 for min 30/45/60. So go for 45min. Room reasonably clean with walls not going to ceiling. Not much privacy. I was naked under the towel, but after a little body pressing the towel was whipped off and what proceeded was a rather quick massage with ball grazing and a good bum massage.. Asked to turn over, hj was negotiated at $30 or $60 for hj and nude.
    I went for the $60 (silly me). The knickers stayed on, only fried egg sized boobs and minimal touching allowed. The hj was rushed like she had an electric motor connected to her hand. When asked to slow down, she did for a couple of seconds… then went into overdrive. Needless to say I was finished off quickly.
    Nah… don’t like the place much… but for $70 (the cheapest option) maybe ok if you need to get the rocks off urgently.

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    • Pal says:

      Went cruising for some action on Friday night but because the twinks were out no one wanted to look at an ugly middle aged balding man with a paunch and velcro-strap shoes from the reject shop. I hit the Columbian and then Stonewall but still no action came my way. Felt really sad and thought I’d just go home and bust a nut to streaming shemale porn on pornhub when I spotted a drunk homeless guy stumbling down an ally. He was taking taking a piss and nearly passing out from whatever shit he was drinking so I got on my knees in front of him and and filled my mouth with his piss. He looked down and saw me and tried to zip up but I started to gobble down his cock. This guy hadn’t showered for weeks but his unwashed stale scent turned me own. He fell down and I pounced on his cock. I managed to roll back his foreskin and tongue his cockhead but the taste of his dickcheese made me gag then the guy punched me in the head and ran off.

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  93. JG says:

    ***ASIAN MASSAGE PLACES IN AUBURN***

    8/ 20 Northumberland Rd
    Auburn, New South Wales
    Located close to Moonlight Escorts, and opposite the day care centre (isn’t there a law against this?)

    166 Parramatta Rd, Auburn NSW 2144
    (02) 8033 7345
    Located 150m across the road from Auburn North Public School. SEXUAL services during school hours YOUUUU BEAUUTY!!!!

    Moonlight Escorts.
    Yada yada yada. BORING

    YA GE Massage
    1-5 Harrow Road, Auburn.
    Most definitely hiring illegal workers! Use that to your advantage when you’re haggling!
    Next to the Ambulance Station & Auburn Centre (the awesome residential building that is a major hazard)

    Masquerade Massage & Beauty Therapy
    21 Berry St, Granville NSW 2142
    Has anyone been here?

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    • RhythmStick says:

      Stray visit to Marlenes (26 Bourke St Alexandria) and offered to try the “new girl” . Was reluctant as she was so young and a little shy at the intro. Tall,19 yrs old, looked 18, Indian girl..medium tits,small nubile Ass,slender..but reserved,I would be her first customer(maybe ever I think). Decided to make it interesting by throwing Paula into the mix. Paula well known for her pneumatic body,large tits and well rounded firm ass and full on attitude .She sat on me pumping my cock into her large tits Nita just watching ,wondering where she would fit in.Anyways, Paula’s just perfect for doggy,she really knows how to curve her back,which she did,while Nita and I watched my cock slide back and forth over her ass for a few minutes. It’s about the 10 minute mark so Paula doms me up for after a brief blow job,during which she finger fucked my ass.So,it’s time. I disappear between her ass cheeks,Paula’s face turned to us as she as she demanded I fuck her deeper,while Nita clutched my balls while I held her tight little ass sucking her tit,nice.i give Paula more in side saddle placing Nita’s hand on Paula’s left tit ,she tongue fucks me as I slap into Paula’s ass cheeks. Ready to blow a huge load by now,its time for Nita to earn her keep. I put Nita straight into doggy (after a few minutes of being nicely sucked by this teenager),she,bent over,reaches for my cock(newly dommed by Paula in a flash)and I drive it it,smooth and really tight. Nita’s quite wet and I fuck her hard. Paula senses the end,puts her tit into my mouth,her left hand pumping my ass and cock into Nita,her her other hand squeezing her right tit and commanding me “..fuck her,fuck her! I pumped so much spunk into Nita it ran back down the Dom..Paula was impressed.. Nita had a fun time as I was careful to let her find her own way ..with some encouragement from Paula and I. Then we all had a good laugh thanks

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      • Pal says:

        Ahhhhahahahah … my goodness Splinter Dick aka Boo Ya,Rhythm Twig, Paddles,Piddles, Leb Zuc, Slammin weiner, Wog Boy, XXXs, Miniature Manhood, Ben, Marcus karkus, Freddy boy, Fuckin Cheeto , Jaaamie (puke puke) etc.
        What a keen imagination you have… Mr Fantasy Man.
        Obviously a fat pig behind a computer terminal, thumbing through old copies of semen stained Ribald. Then cut and paste. Go to sleep fantasy man.

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        • Fantasy Man says:

          Good riddance to RUBBISH!

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        • XXXLarge says:

          I have a confession. I am really Pal. All those elaborate stories were based on my latent homosexual fantasies. I am a closet faggot with a taste for wog and trannie cock. I am also mentally ill hence the posts here that I have written under different usernames. However I will not hurt you I just want your cock and if I cannot have that I will accept your dogs manhood in my loose asshole. I am reconciled to my true nature as a depraved faggot so if any of you wish to fuck NSA then contact me here.

          PS men only please

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          • . says:

            Whats the matter ?? are you bored without pal ??
            Suggestion: just add more semen stains to the already semen stained pages of ribald. serves you right for offending him and shooing him away.

            CAN YOU TELL THE IDIOT RUNNING THIS SITE TO GET RID OF THE VIRUSES !!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Pal says:

            Its true mate. There is no Churchy either. All those references to Rome were because I got assfucked by my local priest when I was 12. I didn’t cry I pushed back.

      • Pal says:

        OK I have something important for all of you dickhead arse licking BB fanatics.
        Churchy is back from Rome and has made me see the error of my ways.
        He said everyone is entitled to their preferences even though we may not agree.
        So, I have decided not to enter into any abusive discussions in the future.
        Hope you are all happy with my decision.
        Don’t try to draw into any discussions as I will not bite !!!!!!

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        • Churchy says:

          Hear ye hear ye. The pathetic troll who goes by a thousand names, yes your Pal (not mine) has changed his ways. Like politicians, Pal falsely promises a lot only to let us down. Sorry, Pal but i dont believe you have changed. You are just a useless f_cking c_nt. BOOYAH

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        • Dickhead Arse Licking BB Fanatic says:

          Just fuck off Pal. Fuck off moron!

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        • Bill Shorten says:

          Awesome. Pal is abdicating. One down, one to go. Malcolm Turnbull is next

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          • Churchy says:

            Careful Billy Boy and all you penile heads. If you gloat too much Pal will reclaim his throne (not the big white telephone to the sky). I convinced him to abdicate but with considerable resistance. Now lovelies just go back to the semen stained pages of Ribald and enjoy yourselves. Just leave me mate alone ok dears ??

        • KLP says:

          Well Churchy. You just admitted in your post dated 19 July, 6:35 AM that you are Pal. Leave you alone? We ‘ve all been praying in churches, mosques & temples for you to FUCK OFF. You are like a bad smell. You just hang about. It will be wonderful to post a detailed, juicy, graphic review which includes BBBJ, DATY, 69, DFK, DP, FFM, anal, FFMM, rimming etc without your hysterical, irrational, delusional, nonsensical, immature, aggressive & juvenile ranting. We all hope you dont cum back. You arent welcome. But you will cum back. Using a bunch of new names. You’ve “resigned” before but are back within a day or two. Tou cant help it. You have nothing else to do in your miserable existence. You are a weasel. A cyber bully. A coward. Jealous of other punters having a good time with the good time girls. You are a sad case. An aggressive nobody. I bet you couldnt fight your way out of a wet paper bag. KABOOM. KERCHINK

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          • Churchy says:

            Darling you are a nasty man / boy or poofter.I have a confession to make . I am Pals cousin. He listens to what I say. so be good ya’ haer !!
            ALSO THE PENIS HEAD THAT RUNS THIS SITE. DO YOU HAVE COMPUTER KNOWLEDGE ???
            IT SEEMS NOT.
            CLEAN UP YOUR ACT.
            YOU ARE PROPOGATING Rnd/Yah Love worm -ZEUS VIRUS.
            GET WITH IT MAN OR YOU WILL NOT HAVE ANYONE LOOKING OK ??

    • ! says:

      Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… only illegal if someone knows about it !!

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  94. Adamx says:

    Anyone tried 12 Scott Street Liverpool yet ? any reviews ?

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  95. Massive Mahood says:

    Saw Layla yesterday at Miss Heavens. Wow. What a session. For an older bird, she has a great body. Her boobs are beautiful. Pretty big, firm & nicely shaped. Received an awesome BBBJ, performed DATY then rimmed & tongued her arsehole. Blew in her mouth. No sex but didnt care. I came out smiling.

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  96. Wog Boy says:

    On thursday i booked April & Maria for one hour. Both asians, short, OK bodies, mid 30s. Paid $200. Great time. These two sluts were DFKing each other then me. They attacked each other’s pussy & arsehole with fingers, tongue & mouth. Videoed some of the action with my iPhone. BTW please dont ask me to share. Pay the money & make your own video. Both gave me BBBJ while also
    rimming my arsehole. Both penetrated my arsehole with their tongues then their fingers. Love it when a ho is BBBJing my prick while the other ho is attacking my arsehole. It’s fucking great. Well i porked April first in the cunt then onto her arse. Kept alternating between her pussy & arse while April was munching on Maria’s clit & cunt! Then swapped hoes. Did the same to Maria while April was munching on Maria. Them back to Maria’s holes before going back to April. Did this a few times before dumping a huge load of goo in April’s arse. Lucky April. LMAO. What a PSE session. BTW i was not offered a condom so the whole session was AU NATURAL. Fucking awesome. I just love these two sluts. Next time i will have a session with Lulu & April then another session with Lulu & Maria.

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    • Cetetera says:

      All BS!!! BTE Gonorrhea is now untreatable, can catch with oral sex too. You are a fucking moron.
      Good luck living with the big G. Fucking dirtbag. Cant believe you do bare back in SIX holes. Are you fucking stoopid?

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      • Wog Boy says:

        Yep. But i love the feeling of my cock being in a warm hole whether it is her mouth, cunt or arse. Hate condoms! Cant feel anything. Condoms are bull shit.

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    • Whimpy Burger says:

      Wog Boy (phew did you fart – it smells of garlic).
      It makes sense really… your tiny prick only occupies 1/2 of the condom

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      • Ashley says:

        Crikey wimpy burga, your style of writing is very similar to Cetetera who seems to post his comments under a lot of different names like Churchy, Pal, Cete & Fred just to mention a few

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        • Pal says:

          Hi you assorted poofters, rimmers, arse lickers and pussy munchers and assorted deadshits.
          It’s your good mate Pal making a come back. I don’t want you deadbeats to pine for too long so here I am swanning in. I might persuade my mate Churchy to fly back from Rome. Lets see.
          Oh and NO XXXS Micro Prick I don’t intend to come to your place to watch you wash your 1.5 ” prick in the bath. Non negotiable.So, piss off for now and let me gather my thoughts.

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          • Pal says:

            Wog Boy aka XXXS Prick… bullshit shit review.
            And how did someone smuggle a computer into Green Bay where you are now. I’m telling the FBI.
            So, you have plenty of gay crims to observe you washing your tiny tool.
            Oh BTW churchy is on a plane from Rome right now.

          • XXXLarge says:

            You’re full of shit faggot replying to yourself. Have emailed Admin to request you IP address because you’re too stupid to use a VPN. Faggot.

            Havn’t seen many of your fake reports on AUXX lately. Have the mods been deleting them?

    • Cheeze Burger says:

      Hey Wog Boy at which hoint did this happen? I’d love to do what you did. Your review has gotten me all revved up. TBH I’ve never even had a threesome.

      Reply
    • XXXLarge says:

      As the weather is getting a bit cold I decided to take Pal to a place called ‘Headquarters on Crown’ which is in Surry Hills. Basically its where dudes can get their nobs polished in return for a nominal entrance fee as well as other more extreme activities. We made our way to HQ on a Friday night. Luckily there was adequate parking. Pal was out of his element hailing from a shitty superb in the west but I told him everything would be all right (being a moron he believes anything). On the first floor there were several large african americans who were part of a visiting NFL team. I approached them and offered up Pal for a blowbang. Upon hearing this Pal tried to make a run for the door but one of black dudes caught him. We went up to the 1st floor dragging Pal with us with one of us wedging him since he refused to walk. The quickly got Pal on his knees and stood around him, undid their flies unleashing their huge 9″ nigga cocks. One of them grabbed Pal’s head and thrust his large cock into Pal’s unwilling mouth. After facefucking Pal for about a minute he spat in his face and passed Pal on to the next man who did commenced another facefucking. Again and again they did this extracting pleasure from his face. By now Pal had lost the energy to resist and just took every inch of these nigga cocks down his throat. After about five rounds the 6 niggas wanted to come so they all vigerously pumped Pal face with their him contorting in pleasure until the blew their black bull seamen down his throat bellowing as they climaxed and held his head down on their cocks with his lips to their balls. Various patron were standing around watching the spectacle filming it on the iphones. After they had blown in his mouth they left Pal on the floor (crying again). I told him atleast his asshole as intact this time and gave him a pineapple for his trouble.

      Anyway a couple of days afterwards Pal texted me and said he had caught Gonorrhea of the throat and couldn’t speak properly. I said that’s what you get for being a faggot who sucks nigga dick.

      Reply
      • Pal says:

        Yeh XXXS Micro Penis … fantasy man again. Look forget about getting me and Churchy to look at tiny dicky. PS get a microscope.

        As an aside can anyone tell me where Miss Muffet is: The one sitting on a tuffet eating her curds & whey ?? Would like to know. Thanks

        Reply
    • Bung Hole Buster says:

      As usual the troll who posts under scores of different names (Pal, Whimpy Burger, Cete, Fred, Churchy, Cetetera, XXXLarge, Mod, Admin, Moderator, Wartboy etc) wasted his & our time posting conversations between his numerous personas but he doesnt fool anyone but himself. This troll’s mental processes have been blurred by years of self abuse. One has to feel sorry for this pathetic excuse for a human being. His life must be so miserable. His only purpose in life is to mess up this Forum. His continual stories of catching warts or HIV or warts are all BS. He obviously is on some sort of guilt trip or he is suffering from religious mania. His preoccupation with ladyboys plus his exposes of his encounters with other men possibly hints at a promiscuous faggot who infected innocent faggots & he nows feels guilty. On behalf of all the other punters, I suggest you fuck yourself. You can do it, Troll Wimp

      Reply
  97. Cetetera says:

    Just left Miss Heavens. Went on my lunch break. While sitting on the crapper while doing me paper work, i checked out the roster at MH. A lot on new dames. Thought i’d go down on a reconnaisance mission. I did this for you BS artists out there. Quite a selection of BBWs were on hand. Apparently all new to
    MH. I picked Nicky. Has huge bazookas. Before any one asks, she is a BBW so she is luscious. Yep voluptuous. Big tits big ass big tummy. BOOYAH. Plenty of cushin for pushin. LMAO. I undressed & showered. She came in as i was towelling myself. I barred up when feasting my eyes on her fucking huge tits as she undressed. We started DFKing. She is a passionate kisser. Her wandered down to my prick. TBH it aint big, it aint thick but it sure does the job!!!! At least i dont BS like other punters. Ohhhh i have 9″ or it is so thick that they cant suck it etc etc. Yeah dream on wankers. She moved me to the bed where I
    was on the receiving end of a good sucking of my erect throbbing rock hard penis. Then we swapped position. I gently kissed sucked & licked her fucking tits. So huge. So soft. Hmmmm. Just cracked a mongrel. LOL. Then gave her tummy & thighs a cat bath. Then journeyed down to her bug luscious juicy cunt. My tongue & mouth gave her clit a massive workout. Inserted 2 fingers into her wet moisty. Fuck she was wet. Am pretty sure she orgasmed a few times. Then tongued her pussy & arse. She went berserk when my tongue alternated from her cunt to her cornhole & back cetetera cetetera – hahaha.
    Then got into 69. I made sure i was on top. She would have crushed me. BOOYAH. Her oral skills are fantastic. So good that I exploded my cum in her mouth. Then i DFKed her mouth. I was so turned on. She liked that. Boy what a session. What a woman. Yep she is all woman. A real woman. I’m in lust. WeIl you like huge tits & BBWs then Nicky is the go. BTW there were quite a few good lookers to whom i was introduced in the room. I will be adding them to my bucket list
    Regards
    CTE
    PS this is a REAL GENUINE NON-BS review so ya know it happened.
    BOOYAH

    Reply
    • Pal says:

      Gonorrhea is now untreatable, can catch with oral sex too. You are a fucking moron.

      Reply
      • Fred says:

        And people (man and women) with shaved or trimmed pubic hair are more likely to contract an STI due to micro cuts or nick in their skin.

        The positive side is that people with fully shaved pubic hair are less likely to have pubic lice.

        Reply
    • Cafeteria says:

      Good That’s what I like to hear, and absolutely make sure it is always bareback. Don’t forget to add some spice salt & pepper on the arse hole and pussy. Makes it taste like curry or gravy. Don’t worry about shit remnants. It’s good for you and tasty. Just get to a doctor weekly and be checked out. Any serious problems tell your brothers so we can avoid where you have been. Promise ??

      Reply
  98. 7 1/2 says:

    Was at Miss Heavens last & selected Paloma. In the room, we started with slow touching stroking kissing all over her body , and it was all going nicely , sensuous stuff. Moved into daty position , and no resistance , then the revs went up with her. By this stage I was thinking I could just stay here for whole session. Beautiful to see her enjoying it , and she asked me to squeeze her nipples as I wore my tongue to a frazzle. Am sure she had one definite orgasm, and was working up to another , but time was ticking away and I wanted some head and some of the little booty on my rod. BBBJ was beautiful, head twisting , ball tickle, looking up at me with the dolly eyes….Heaven ! On top for cowgirl ,going well, then she hunkers down close to my face , I grab her juicy luscious booty cheeks and jackhammered up into her at speed, and next thing I hear is little grunts and squeaks , and “Oh jeeezez lord god , I’m coming again….right …nooooow!” Man that clinched it for me, we clicked.

    Reply
    • Cetatera says:

      Wow good on 7 1/2. Is that centimetres. Micro prick, micro intelligence, micro morals… just keep up the bareback stuff, they sure lov ya… and your wallet. DATY, BBBJ
      Don’t worry about fatal diseases … you prob already have IT anyhow.
      Just go with a smile on your face Bro.Its worth it for all the rimming, sucking, licking, kissing.
      Hey folks, just another FAKE review. I betcha Paloma was not even there yesterday. BOOYAH

      Reply
      • cte says:

        Good boys… But I hope you did all the deeds bareback, just get stuck in full rim’ cim’daty, CIA … You know everything! But make sure its bareback, look the risk is worth departing underground with a smile on your faces ..right?

        Reply
        • 7 1/2 says:

          Sorry to disappoint you. I didnt rim her arse & the sex was covered.

          Reply
  99. Kevin Loooooonh Prong says:

    Read the positive reviews about Billy. Love small sheilas with big juggs so i visited 6 Cleg St Artarmen over the weekend to see what all the fuss was. Met her in intro room. She had a tiny body & huge tits. Think Vicky only trimmer, with bigger boobs & also older. I’ll try and not go over the top with how great my session with Billy was today but that will be hard. She is so hot , an absolute stunner for her age. IMO she awesome big breasts. Actualy her tits are huge. Was stroking my prick as she undressed in front of me as i lay on the bed. Loves to please and be pleased and genuinely enjoys being eaten out & rimmed. Had a fantastic session 69ing each other. Did a standing 69 in front of the member. Nice. Very nice.

    Reply
    • 9 1/2 cms says:

      Ya fuckin BS artist Kev. Ya never went. Another bare back warrior, eh? You dickheads make me sick. Think she loves ya do ya? What a stud! Ya pay money to sleep with a ho who has slept with thousands of blokes & ya think ya are special. Fucking pathetic. Ya are just another fuckin fool bragging about how good ya are. Just fucking hopeless. Ya a loser
      Churchy

      Reply
    • cte says:

      Wow good on Prooooog Bro… just keep up the bareback stuff, they sure lov ya… and your wallet.
      Don’t worry about fatal diseases … you prob already have IT anyhow.
      Just go with a smile on your face Bro.Its worth it for all the rimmin.

      Reply
      • Kevin Looong Prong says:

        Thanx for the support, CTE! Much appreciated.

        Reply
    • Pal says:

      Gonorrhea is now untreatable, can catch with oral sex too

      link to arstechnica.com

      Reply
    • 009 1/2 says:

      All you fucking morons out there will be chomping on the bit when i tells ya that the one & only H is on at CT today. You’ll be posting your bull shit reviews about DFK, DATY, BBBJ, rimming, 69 & whatever. Ya a bunch of studs. Y’all make me puke

      Reply
      • cetetera says:

        Wow all the keyboard stud masters will be posting their BS reviews today… just keep up the bareback stuff, they sure lov ya… and your wallet. Don’t worry about fatal diseases … you prob already have IT anyhow.
        Just go with a smile on your face Bro.Its worth it for all the rimmin.

        Reply
      • 006 1/2 says:

        I saw the enigmatic Miss H at Cougar Town today. Never met her before. All the posts about her appearance & oral skills are spot on. Had a great time. WOW!!!!

        Reply
        • Cetetera says:

          Oh what a man you are 006 1/2. Another fake review. Miss H wouldnt do DATY & BBBJ with a loser like you. Fucking loser
          Ya know i makes sense
          Churchy

          Reply
          • Happy Camper says:

            You know it makes sense to give it to the girls bareback boys…everything daty, cim, cia, 69… just do it. Even if she just did a turd… no worries… just flip her over add salt and pepper … yummy. do the same with the fanny boys…. yipee

    • 006.5 says:

      Hey what’s the matter ADMIN ????
      Don’t like the fake reviews.

      Well earn your keep and delete them before they go up.
      You know it’s the right thing to do.

      ORRRRR
      Don’t have any punter reviews any more.
      Any fool knows all these posts are fake. Just a bunch of frustrated game players… keyboard warriors

      They are all fake … probably put up by you…. mad fucker.

      Reply
      • Bill Shorten says:

        I dont think these reviews are fake.

        Reply
        • Malcum Twoballs says:

          For once we agree on something Bill. I second that! These reviews are ABSOLUTELY genuine

          Reply
      • ADMIN says:

        My team has investigated your claims & concluded that were posted by Vladimir Putin. This was confirmed by Hilary Clinton.

        Reply
        • Donell Trump says:

          Y’all it’s true. Vlad did it!

          Reply
        • Ba-Rack-O-Ba-Ma says:

          No way. It was Hilary Clinton’s Democratic Party. Ya know it makes sense

          Reply
    • teracete says:

      come on guys. How about it. Just get stuck in. Daty, cim, 69, cia, rimming look don’t worry. I like to hear you guys doing all this stuff to ladies.
      Please give me some dirty reports. Just love it. Find a good doctor first guys just to be on your side for meds if it is curable.
      Just do it all bareback . KPow

      Reply
  100. Big Fat Sausage says:

    This week I visited Miss Heaven, Artarmon. Treated meself to a 3some. Me birthday present to meself. After manager gave her recommendation, i booked for a hour. Well these too bitches put on a great show. They ate each other’s pussy & arse. They sucked me dick & stovepipe at the same time. They dildoed each other’s hole. One even fisted the other’s cunt. And she squirted for about 10 seconds. Recorded that with me smartphone. One time one ho sucked me dick while the other was pegging my arsehole. Then they swapped positions. The second really pounded me arse. Think it was payback for all the times I’ve smashed her arse in previous visits. BTW it was sore when i got home. Getting pegged? It hurts real good. LMAO.
    All three of us were DFKing, DATYing & BBBJing, 69ing each other before we got into fucking. Different positions, different combinations. Very very PSE. I ended up putting me dick in both pussies & arseholes. Yippee yippy eye hoe. All this was bare back. Well one ho was lying on her back, legs spread wide while being eaten out by the other hoe whose arsehole was being plundered by me dick. Videoed this as well. Finally blew in her arse. Even after depositting all me goo in her arse, I kept fucking her arse. Stayed hard. After a few minutes, i pulled it out and fucked her mouth. ATM. Did not blow a second time. Had a shower & still had a stiffy while drying myself. Both came over & started sucking me dick. Fuck me dead. What a great birthday present! Bit expensive but i do this every birthday. Well it was money well spent. Had meself a fucking great time. Not the best 3some I’ve had here but still pretty good. Best i had at MH was with Dena & Sheridan. Fuck me dead – both of those hoes had the biggest tits ever. Black & white. Dena was black & Sheridan was white. Miss both of them.

    Reply
    • 006 1/2 says:

      Great Mate.. just keep plugging away.I like you doing all that stuff
      Keep in touch and let us all know when you get a terminal disease.
      Have fun in the meantime.

      Reply
    • XXXLarge says:

      Another good session with Pal. Took him to the Lidcombe Oval for some dogging action. Caught the train this time because my honda civic is getting fixed. It was about 6pm we arrived and there wasn’t much action taking place. Good time to go because the plod are all at the local kebab shops getting dinner but Pal was gonna eat a different kind of kebab this evening. We skulked around behind the stands trying to look suspicious when our first assignation sidled up to us. I indicated that he should have his way with Pal who look dejected as usual. This was an obese hairy lebbo in a tracksuit. We walked over to somewhere with more privacy and I forced Pal onto his knees while the lebbo got out his enormous hair cock. This thing was pungent smelling like french cheese and I inwardly gagged as I grabbed Pal by his hair and smeared his face all over the head. Had to pinch his nostrils to force his mouth open and get Ahmed’s cock in there ball deep. Ahmed got a good rhythm going and there was saliva all down the front of Pal’s shirt. Pretty soon Ahmed was close to blowing and he emptied his ball’s down Pal’s throat. After Ahmed had recovered he asked in a thick accent if he could bring the rest of his ISIS brothers down to run a train on kaffir bitch so I said all good. He quickly texted some dudes and 5 minutes later a car pulled out with 5 other hairy fat lebs playing some wog music. Pal tried to run but I had a belt around his neck. He started crying again but I said it was too late to pull out. We all went under the stands, found a good spot and forced Pal on all fours. One lebbo pulled his pants down and without formality shoved his cock into Pal’s unlubed ass while another had is way with Pal’s face. The first blew quickly while there other took his place. We had to be quick before some innocent passerby came upon us. Pal struggled a bit so one of the tied his hands to a bar. The rest was a blur with hairy lebbo cock spit roasting Pal again and again. At the end Pal’s asshole with a mess of blood and lebbo come. The piece de resistance was when they all gathered in a semicircle and urinated over Pal’s face laughing. However an elderly man walking his doberman happened upon us and look on in amusement. Apparently he was an old queer who frequented this area in his youth. The doberman was driven mad by arousal at the smell of the Lebbos come and Pal open asshole so we let him mount Pal who was yelling at us to stop the dog from fucking him but we all just laughed. After about 5 minutes of frantic pumping the dog managed to come in Pal’s asshole and then it pissed all over Pal as well to mark it territory. The Lebbos and the old man fucked off and I gave Pal and pinapple for his troubles (less the train fare). There was a firehose so hosed Pal down while he lay crying in the corner. Good times.

      Reply
      • cte says:

        Great stuff buddy… keep giving it to him bareback , just promise to do it all bareback. Don’t worry about anything.

        Reply
      • cte says:

        Oh I forgot to say. Even if Pal is sick with something awful… still give it to him bareback.
        Even if you catch it at least you have the satisfaction to have given him a load. Great stuff.

        Reply
        • XXXLarge says:

          Most of his posts about barebacking WL’s at RCT/AH are just made up which is why he hasn’t got gold status at AUXX despite all his ‘reviews’

          Reply
      • Thick Sausage says:

        Cte = XXXLarge = cetetera = cute sausage = 006 1/2 = Pal = Wartboy = Churchy = Incredible. Great piece of fiction. U r OBSESSED by homosexual acts & ladyboys.

        Reply
        • XXXLarge says:

          But Pal and his alter egos love the cock – big hairy circumcised cock.

          Hopefully Miss H is monitoring this thread and if he slips again she can nail him on harassment charges so he gets all the lebbo cock he wants in Greenbay.

          Reply
  101. Arse Hole Buster says:

    Been going to MH a lot lately. Couple of weeks ago i saw some skinny old bird with fucking huge enhanced tits. Gave me a great BBBJ. I reciprocated with DATY. Ended up having a 69. Sex was covered. Ended up porking her in da arse! Her name was Billie. Hasnt been on roster since. A shame.
    Saw Nicole. The usual PSE scenario. BB all 3 holes. Then last week i saw Candy. BB in all 3 holes

    Reply
    • Budge says:

      Hey Buster where’s MH?

      Reply
      • Arse Hole Buster says:

        MH is Miss Heavens, 6 Cleg St Artarmon. They have a website. Have been a long time regular.

        Reply
    • Cetetera says:

      Fuck you must be Bertie… Mr Desperate fantasy man. And you brag at doing that to an old bird. Your taste is in your arse.
      Yeh Bertie who is obviously 85 years old.

      Reply
      • Amir says:

        Mr etc etc, i dont think Buster was bragging. His brief review was detailed & informative. Think you are rather unkind. I dont think you are a nice person.i also think you also posted the next comment using the name Incredible. Who cares if Buster is 85yo. Good luck to him. I hope i live so long.

        Reply
        • Cetetera says:

          Dear Mr Amir
          Mr Buster in a bullshit artist. None of the girls will do all the shit he has outlined. Believe it or not they have pride and no amount of money will entice them to do such horrible things. I am not being unkind – I just don’t like bull artists that pretend to impress the PP audience – of which there are not many.
          You, I think are Mr AH Buster. – the 80 yr old bullshitter.

          Reply
        • Jake da Snake says:

          Cetetera is delusional. These whores will do ANYTHING & EVERYTHING for MONEY. What a dumb fuck. It is obviously apparent that you havent been with a whore.

          Reply
          • cetetera says:

            Jake the peg more like up. You and your mate (you) are fucking mad.
            Topic closed . No further discussion from me you fucking ratbags (you can rant as much as you want.
            I have had the last say. hahahaah

      • Jake da Snake says:

        Cetetera, Churchy, Pal, Cute Sausage, Pete, Wartboy, RZ, Incredible, Alf, Xie Xie, Timothy, XXXLarge & all the other aliases you use. I reckon you are responsible for 75% of all the posts in this forum. You are very prolific. BTW you havent had the last say cause one of your split personalities will post a critique of some punter’s review.

        Reply
        • 006 1/2 says:

          Just incredible ! maybe you are paranoid.

          Reply
        • 006 1/2 says:

          Great Mate.. just keep plugging away.I like you doing all that stuff
          Keep in touch and let us all know when you get a terminal disease.
          Have fun in the meantime.

          Reply
    • Incredible says:

      Hey Everyone… Pay Attention
      Mr AH Buster can actually get a stiffy & ejaculate and likes to eat at 3 wells…. wow what a man.
      Superior specimen. Lets dance and celebrate at this wondrous being. What a man , Incredible.
      He can actually do everything. “Look up in the sky… why its “Superman”. Who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel with his bare dick and who disguised as Clarke Cunt, fights a never ending battle for turds, cunt juices and the fuckwit way !!
      Fuckwit !!

      Reply
    • Jacques says:

      Thanks asshole buster. I saw Billy today. You were right. Huge tits. Fuck! Good session & included anal. Great oral skills. Will see her again & again. Again, thanks

      Reply
    • Pal says:

      Gonorrhea is now UNTREATABLE fuckwits! can be spread by unprotected oral anal genital sex. lives in throat dick cunt bum. there is now NO CURE!

      link to cnbc.com

      link to fortune.com

      link to news.com.au

      Reply
    • 006 1/2 says:

      Great Mate.. just keep plugging away.I like you doing all that stuff
      Keep in touch and let us all know when you get a terminal disease.
      Have fun in the meantime.

      Reply
    • Pal says:

      did you all know that Gonorrhea is now untreatable? resistant to all antibiotics. can catch from bb oral sex too

      Reply
  102. Bartie says:

    Noticed that H-E-L-E-N-A was rostered at RCT today. Booked for an hour. 12/10 session for me. Guys you have to meet her. She’s about 40, tall, good looking, trim firm body. DFK, DATY, BBBJ. Simply the best

    Reply
    • PETE says:

      RCT???

      Rockdale ?

      Riverwood ?

      Randwick ?

      Reply
      • . says:

        Riverpool

        Reply
      • Bartie says:

        Pete, RCT =
        RIVERWOOD COUGAR TOWN. It is on Belmore Rd Riverwood opposite the Pizza Hut. It is called Cougar Town. They have a website. It’s good value if you prefer your women in the 40 to 60 age group

        Reply
    • Cetetera says:

      Bertie
      How on earth can you get worked up with a woman that has possibly serviced thousands of dirty men before you. I say filthy because they are guys that have just had a shit before leaving work and going to the parlour. Without having a shower. One of these women has said that the smell turns her stomach. She might be talking about you Bertie.
      Do you think her mind is on you ?? Silly man

      Reply
      • Pal says:

        and no her arse doesnt stink, it was just a joke

        Reply
      • Bartie says:

        Cetetera. Who gives a shit! Tell someone really truly does care

        Reply
        • Alf says:

          Bertie You do obviously … you replied all hurt sooky.
          And you get worked up at a place that the WL’s are 60+ ??
          Fucking hell you must be 80 or desperate.
          Save your money n give yourself a handie Mr Desperate

          Reply
      • Jake da Snake says:

        What? You mean dat dis whores dont tink of me? What? They dont lova me? Fuck! I’m a shattered man. Hahahahahahahahaha

        Reply
    • Jacques says:

      Thanks asshole buster. I saw Billy today. You were right. Huge tits. Fuck! Good session & included anal. Great oral skills. Will see her again & again. Again, thanks

      Reply
      • Cute Sausage says:

        Bullshit Jacques. All BS. Whores dont do anal in brothels. No way. All crap crap crap

        Reply
    • 006 1/2 says:

      Good Bertie
      Great Mate.. just keep plugging away.I like you doing all that stuff
      Keep in touch and let us all know when you get a terminal disease.
      Have fun in the meantime.

      Reply
  103. Xuan says:

    Anyone been to “Asians at smithfield” ?
    Any reviews or recommendations would be appreciated.

    Reply
    • Ceterera says:

      No….. Asians at Smithfield are only Italians
      You go and tell us !

      Reply
      • Xuan says:

        Looking at their website doesn’t seem like they’re Italians. I think they’re all Asian chicks. They claim to have 10+ ladies everyday which makes it a difficult choice for newbies.

        Reply
        • Xie Xie says:

          No China ! no Asians there – only Greeks and Italians and Slavs.
          Go to China for Chinese chicks.
          No Chinese WL’s in Australia…. absolutely none.
          Save your money newbie. Xie Xie

          Reply
  104. Timothy says:

    I met 3 UTS college kids from Grindr today. I sucked them all in the Westfield parking lot in the back of my Toyota Pathfinder. An Asian kid was the last, and the prettiest. As I sucked him, I fingered his arse. I bent over an he deposited his load up my hole. Afterwards I texted a fuckbuddy who lived locally to tell him I had a hot Asian uni student’s load in my arse. He was there in about 5 minutes flat to eat it out.

    Reply
    • Churchy says:

      Timothy & XXXVery Small… both paedophiles and poofters & kidnappers
      Will report your movements to F Hill.

      Just watch out faggots.

      Reply
      • XXXLarge says:

        Where’s Pal gone? It’s unusually quite with him and his alter-egos not polluting this thread. Hopefully he’s caught a dose barebacking asian trannies.

        Reply
        • Pal says:

          What do you want XXXMicro Prick. You up at 12.03am pulling yourself off while watching porno sites ?.
          Yeh, just what I thought. Mind your moaning because you might wake up the missus in the other room.
          Why the friendliness anyhow. If you think Churchy and I are coming to your place again to watch you in the bath washing you 1.5″ prick… well think again.
          And I feel slighted. I want an apology from you and everyone that has hurled abuse at me. Especially that fuckin’ Cheeto from working class W’Gong and that Jamie (puke puke).
          If I don’t get apologies very soon… then I’m off… the end of Parlour Pages without my presence.

          Reply
          • XXXLarge says:

            Good to see you are still around because my dick won’t clean itself.

            We all thought you were ‘assisting police with their inquires’ after a certain Miss H complained about your defamatory utterances. From personal experience she is a wonderful person and nothing would cause me greater joy than to have you stripped naked, oiled up and thrown into ISIS wing of Greenbay prison.

        • Pal says:

          Never mind me… be worried – be very worried especially anyone mentioning ISIS – you mad Arab.
          They’re coming to take u away hah ha.

          Reply
          • Pal says:

            OK Here it is… As no-one has bothered to apologise for all the insults..
            I’m off… fuck youse all.
            Hope PP collapses under the weight of my departure.

          • XXXLarge says:

            Cool. Eat a dick faggot. Hope you die a slow painful death.

        • 006 1/2 says:

          Great Mate.. just keep plugging away.I like you doing all that stuff
          Keep in touch and let us all know when you get a terminal disease.
          Have fun in the meantime.

          Reply
    • 006 1/2 says:

      Great Mate (Tiny Tim).. just keep plugging away.
      I like you doing all that stuff
      Keep in touch and let us all know when you get a terminal disease.
      Have fun in the meantime.

      Reply
  105. LISTEN HERE says:

    ATTENTION EVERYONE:
    IF YOU RESENT AND ARE ANNOYED BY HAVING SOME TROLLS HERE ON PARLOUR PAGES…. NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY.. THERE IS A WAY.
    JUST DON’T INVITE THEM TO COMMUNICATE… SIMPLES (MEAR CATS)
    I’M TALKING ABOUT
    PAL, COCKINARSES, CHURCHY, NOT HAPPY JAN, BOBBY, CUTE SAUSAGE, ETC

    Reply
    • XXXLarge says:

      As promised I called up this TS with an 8″ because I wanted to see how far Pal would go to satiate his lust for barebacking milfs he can’t afford on his newstart allowance.

      link to sydney.cracker.com.au

      As you can see s/he has both girth and length. I picked up Pal in my trusty Honda civic and we both went to Parramatta. I could tell Pal was scared but told him it was only going to be for 30minutes ( a lie) and that it wouldn’t hurt (a even bigger lie). Got buzzed up to Sonja apartment which was quite nicely decorated. I wanted Sonja to dominate Pal so got him on his knees immediately so he couldn’t back out. Sonja was already hard and the look of fear on Pal’s face when he saw this 8″ monster was a turn on. Sonja took the initiate and grabbed Pal’s head and impaled her cock on it to the hilt. I could see Pal was trying to get away so I stood behind him and started shoving his head back and forth on this massive cock. If you have ever seen those Max Hardcore movies where the chick actually vomits up while deepthroating on max it was like that. Sonja had laid down a towel so was fully prepared. She facefucked Pal for about 15 minutes then she turned around and spread her cheeks. Pal looked at me and mouthed ‘no’ but I grabbed his head and smeared his face all over her asshole. He tried to pull back and I had to slap him hard to ensure compliance. He stuck out his tongue as ordered and started rimming Sonja who was digging this. After 10 minutes of rimming action Pal’s face looked devastated but the best was yet to come. Sonja ripped off the button’s of Pal’s k-mart shirt and I took his pant’s off. I used the belt to secure his arms and bent him over. Fuck the lube I though I was to see some pain so Sonja went in dry. Pal let out this cry of pain and I had to hold him down while Sonja got deep. It was hard going but his sphincter relaxed enough for Sonja to really get balls deep. I could see the look and pain and humiliation on Pal’s face as the monster cock sawed through him without mercy ball deep into his asshole without lube. After 15 minutes Sonja got a great rhythm going and started going really hard. I could tell she was nearly going to come (bareback) into Pal’s ass so as she climaxed I hit Pal several times at the back of his head to make his sphincter contract and enhance Sonja’s pleasure. I yelled HIV positive at Pal and he tried to get away from Sonja’s cock ejaculating into his ass but we held him down. Sonja withdrew and softened. I had ordered her to drink a litre of canned asparagus juice so I dragged Pal into the shower and she pissed on his face with it smelling really bad. I left Pal to clean himself up and chatted with Sonja for a bit. Pal crawled out and lay on the floor trying to dress himself. I walked over and gave him his 50 bucks and then lit up my chohiba cigar with a hundred just to see the look on his face and it even more devastated than after being fucked, creampied and pissed on. Fucking gold. Money well spent.

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      • Alf says:

        Good try XXXMicro prick.
        A tall tale to try and get over the embarrasement of all the pictures myself and Churchy have photographing you in the bath washing you micro 1.5″ little dickie in the bath.
        You bragged to us you were so well hung… just remember Churchy was photographing you secretly through the bathroom window.
        You should have heard the fits of laughter all the girls we know when they saw this puny little thing. Shit, its the size of a farleys rusk.
        Even a cocker spaniel has a bigger one.
        Hey don’t worry, pop it in the microwave when you get hungry,,,, add tomato sauce and pepper to taste.

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        • Alf says:

          Oi What are you doing stealing my moniker Pal… Piss off you and the other idiot

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        • XXXLarge says:

          Hi Pal,

          Has the bleeding stopped yet?

          Kind Regards
          XXXLarge

          PS don’t forget we have a faggot dogging session next week and I’ve got some M2MMMMMMMMMMM action lined up. Soon you’ll have enough $$ to afford a 30 minute session with H at Riverwood.

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      • Timothy says:

        Hot story Mr Large.Next time it would be great to film it. I’d really enjoy seeing Pal’s arse stretch out.

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        • XXXLarge says:

          Already have. Gonna make this faggot a star.

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  106. Timothy says:

    I had a fantastic encounter down at Erskineville oval today. I met a lawyer on his lunch break. I took him in the disabled toilets and bent home over. I spread his fleshy ass cheeks and played with his arse hole until I couldn’t take it any more. I spat on his hole, and drove my cock deep into his tight, wet man cunt. I offered to pull out but he said he wanted my load. I emptied my balls in his arse.

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    • Cockroach says:

      Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooter

      You need Kamal to deal with you.
      Intra arse injection of Madras Curry.

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  107. Punter333 says:

    Anyone tried this place in Seven Hills?

    link to sydney.cracker.com.au

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  108. Cockinarses says:

    Ahhhh excuse me Mr / Mrs ADMIN Xie Xie
    WTF (why the fuck) do you have posts that date back 5 – 7 years.
    Dim Wit Chinaman. They are irrelevant

    Get with it lazy and start scrubbing

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    • Alfred Big Cock says:

      To CockinArse. I like reading the old posts. If you dont like the way this forum is run then FUCK OFF

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      • Cute Sausage says:

        No No NO
        remember when Pal and I came to your house and watches you wash your 1 1/2″ prick in the bath ??
        Well all the women I showed the photos to died laughing.
        Now just be a good boy and admit it by your new moniker Alfred Small Dick ok ?

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        • Churchy says:

          Wow Cute Sausage you are so mature. COOOOEEEEE

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        • Listen here says:

          Wake up to yourself Cute Sauage. You are a TROLL

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    • Jamal says:

      You a racist, cockarse

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      • Cockinarses says:

        Jamal
        Excuse me ?? Chinaman = Italiano = Pommy = Kiwi = Slavic = Aussie = Yank = Nick off
        Political correctness on Parlour Pages … fuck !

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        • Jamal says:

          You a racist, a fukkin racist, cockarse. You a cokkroach

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          • Cockroach says:

            Now listen here Kamal . just go away and go to your singing lessons hehe or a big bowl of Madras Curry… guaranteed to give you a ring of fire the following day. OR Cockonfire.
            I’m no racist I even like black people like you.
            PS learn to spell… it’s cockroach !!
            Hey that’s a good moniler … thanks

  109. Not Happy Jan says:

    For the last 18 months almost every time I have a massage I end up with red spots on my legs and butt up to a week later.They take ages to go.
    Because I have massage about twice a week… can’t pin it on anyone.
    I’m thinking most of these shops are filthy and don’t change sheets after each customer.
    Any ideas fellas ?? Don’t really want to go cold turkey and stop for lengthy periods… unless really necessary.

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    • Alfred Big Cock says:

      Gee Not Happy Jan, i suggest you desist from frequenting these establishments and start going to church. You know it makes sense. LMAO

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      • Not Happy Jan says:

        Alfred Micro Penis
        Go fuck yourself…. hope you get warts all over you

        You can’t even apply tomato sauce to you miniature cocktail Frankfurter..All these old bags are laughing at your puny prick.
        Even chinamen have a bigger one ahhahahahah

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    • Not Happy "The Legend" Jan says:

      For the past few weeks i’ve been belting myself stoopid while reading the exciting & graphic posts submitted by various legends out there like Slamming Salami etc. I gets so sexcited reading about licking out moist pussies & pulsating arseholes! KERCHINK!!! Have been belting so much that i have calluses on both hands & my little weiner (all 3 inches!) is red raw. One of these days I’m going to go to a brothel & fuck a sheila up the Khyber Pass. BOOYAH. Then i will be a SEX legend instead of a TROLL. KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW

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      • Cute Sausage says:

        Don’t forget to look at the palm of left hand and water the hair that is growing there and put Vaseline on the calluses of the right hand heheeh

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  110. Pal says:

    Hey Guys !!
    Not guilty on that one. I had the same problem… locked my computer and reference to some bogus Microsoft site.
    It’s called the ZEUS virus and doesn’t seem too serious. I forced a restart on my computer and ran some malware software. Seems to have gone.
    As for Churchy – I have it on good authority his is disgusted with everyone and gone to Rome. But he did send his XXOO you all.

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    • Churchy says:

      Hi Sinners
      Its Churchy here… I’ve discovered I can access this filthy site here in Rome… isn’t that good.
      Will keep an eye on all your dirty activities … and Not Happy Jan .. I think the advice Alfred Big (sorry to dirty to say) is right. Just be a good boy

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  111. Alfred Big Cock says:

    During the week, I dropped into MH. A lot of new ladies were on hand. I picked Billie. Has huge bazookas. Slim & trim body. In comparison to her body her boobs are out of proportion. Grrrrrr. Very very attractive woman. In the room she did not disappoint. She gave me I a good sucking of my erect throbbing rock hard penis. I reciprocated by tonguing, licking, kissing and sucking her pussy & ass. She really loved it as i alernated my attention between both holes. She moaned a lot and she came a number of times. Then i inserted two fingers into to her extremely moist pussy. My tongue was working her clitoris. Then she gushed!!! A big wet patch on the bed! LOL. Got into a 69 position. Finished off with sex with a condom. Missionary position. I was mesmerised by her HUGE tits shaking &
    wobbling as i pounded her pussy. Farking beautiful sight!!!!!
    No if you like huge tits on a slim trim body then I recommend Billie. You wont be disappointed. I will definitely see her again.

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  112. Admin says:

    will work on it now
    thanks for letting us know

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  113. Adamx says:

    Anyone been to 21 Scott Street Liverpool?

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    • Malik says:

      Adam, i been plenty times