MISC REVIEWS – SYDNEY

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3,192 Responses to MISC REVIEWS – SYDNEY

  1. Anton says:

    Moved to Sydney

    Hi guys up from the Gong ask a question
    Theres a couple ML ladies called Yuyu and Yoyo..is this the same lady or what ?
    wanted to find them where can I go?
    Cheers Ant

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    • Bloke says:

      Are you for real? Yuyu & Yoyo are very common ML names, there’s probably 50 or more of them in shops across Sydney

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    • John & yoko says:

      According to John

      There’s only one yuyu
      Works in every shop around West Sydney
      Ask him for her WeChat she does free cam shows

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      • Anton says:

        Ok but who the fuck is John?

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        • Striker says:

          John will be along shortly with all the details

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        • Razor says:

          John is her Pimp
          Probably a leb like you Antoun

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          • Anton says:

            Ok ya fuckers! I’m SCOTTISH@!%*
            Thanks for the nice Aussie welcome
            Fuck know who you incognito wankers are but love to catch up with ya .Give you a nice “Glasgow Handshake”
            Ant

          • Haggis Humper says:

            Anton

            As much as I would like to be bitch slapped by a kilt wearing Ponce.. I’ll have to let John take you up on the dfk offer
            Linda at yokos after a hard day is probably best suited to some Celtic felching. Make sure you get your tongue in all the cracks to clean out the days crusty leftovers

          • Anton says:

            Ok Mr Incognito
            Now I asked a simple question a day or so ago
            all I got is Lip
            You seriously think your untraceable here right? ” wrong” Hacked…and we are going to meet have fun in the meantime
            \Ant

          • Princess charlimilla says:

            I am a simple man
            A simple Scottish man I am
            The question is
            What is under my kilt
            I’ll huff n I’ll puff
            Blow the ho’s down
            Brave heart I am
            Like to suck on some African black pudding
            Simple Simon says
            Put your keyboard away
            Brave heart simple mind

    • Zaber says:

      Antoun ring coca-cola you might get a free yo-yo 🪀 you dickhead

      Reply
    • Sassy Pages says:

      Looks like the days of Pal , Churcy and Roving Zucchini are back.
      Classic.

      Reply
  2. Souljd says:

    Hello,

    They had a massage shop called Natasha day spa in cabramatta, it was open until 2am, the address was unit 5 50 Park rd cabramatta, its no longer on google and its shut down (pre covid) any idea where its gone? It was actually a good massage for late nights.

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  3. Ringo Star says:

    Anybody wanna have an MMM threesome in the scrum near McCarrs Creek Reserve? I can provide lube and pot.

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  4. Rex says:

    Hey Punt Guys
    New to Sydney area where to go and where is good? ,there’s got to be other places rather than Rydalemere /St Marys for WL action .give me some pointers please.

    Reply
    • Fred says:

      Rex,

      Sydney is a BIG city. Tell us what area you live in and maybe someone will give you some suggestions.

      Look at the list of suburbs on the right hand side of the page. Pick a suburb close by to where you live and start reading the reviews.

      Other than that, you at the ads in the back pages of your free local newspaper.

      Good punting.

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    • Striker says:

      Hi Rex
      New to Sydney ..
      I see you have found Yuyu recently you would be one of the many that have had the pleasure!
      Couple of pointers this site not much info but if you invest $20 you can find some detail reviews on all the working ladies around town on auxxxreviews.com might save you some time money and disappointment.
      Good luck let us know how you progress send you some hard data if you leave an email address here

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      • Rex says:

        Striker
        Many thanks I,m returned Expat but originally from Coffs so Sydney is all new to me yup found that girl in Artarmon.
        I’m living in Lane Cove so not too far …..my email
        rexrono65@gmail.com

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      • Rick says:

        Hi Striker
        If you have anything on yuyu would like to see
        rickyybray24@gmail.com

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        • Stricker says:

          Rick
          I,m happy to help punters but some private info comes with conditions.
          I see your requests to every Tom Dick and Harry for the same thing?
          You need to earn your stripes with me first..
          .If you want to see the Lady go book her for couple hrs make a video confirm it then I,ll give you my email and perhaps share 1 or 2 with you not until ok!

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      • Brothelcreeper says:

        Don’t waste your time with auxxxreviews,just as much out of date intel at the aus99 forums. Both sites are run by advertiser’s bitches with a bunch of shill content

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        • Rex says:

          Brothelcreeper
          Thanks I had a look around on that site..sorta looks ok…but looks like all you Sydney fellas use “rubbers” obviously not the case
          my email is out there someplace drop me a line.rexrono65@gmail.com

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    • Carl says:

      Hi Guys

      Has anybody been out to 11B Joesph street Lidcombe ? I hear its ok but no real intel around
      Thanks
      Carl

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      • underdogs says:

        Went to this parlour last Monday, this is the next to the cafe, not real estate agency. Terrible location as the cafe is usually busy. Anyway, went to see Vicki, Chinese lady about late 30s. Massage is average. I think FS is on offer, as Vicki is interested how much cash I have with me but I only opt for happy ending. $40 for 1/2 hour; $20 with cloth on happy ending.

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  5. Stan says:

    I went for trip out to Lady Jane beach last Saturday. Hooking up was not part of the plans, but I dressed up in my cruising attire – snap-down track pants with crotch-expander and a backpack filled with lube and poppers in it, just in case. As I was lathered in coconut oil tanning on the beach, a couple from Mosmon began chatting to me, and eventually invited me back to their holiday apartments at Warrnambool for lunch. And lunch it was. Two average but think salamis, one down the throat and one up the arse! And the salmon fettuccine was nice afterwards, too!

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  6. Strathfield Steve says:

    I went for trip out to Lady Jane beach last Saturday. Hooking up was not part of the plans, but I dressed up in my cruising attire – snap-down track pants with crotch-expander and a backpack filled with lube and poppers in it, just in case. As I was lathered in coconut oil tanning on the beach, a couple from Mosmon began chatting to me, and eventually invited me back to their holiday apartments at Warrnambool for lunch. And lunch it was. Two average but think salamis, one down the throat and one up the arse! And the salmon fettuccine was nice afterwards, too!

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  7. Wheelchair says:

    Where to get your hole munched in Blacktown?

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  8. 56_year_old_Aussie says:

    153 Waterloo Rd Sefton
    Still the same prices $35 for 30 minutes and $55 for 60 minutes.

    Called in Tuesday last week and got Lulu. I took the $55 option and as soon as she came back into the room I offered her $40 and she stripped off straight away. Not a bad body for 50, with a good idea set of B-tits with a bit of sag.

    Straight into mutual exploration and pleasure which lasted about 40 minutes. Lulu offered BBBJ which I declined and she said NO to BBFS. The happy ending was nice and slowly done and then Lulu spent the rest of the time giving me a fairly good massage.

    Downside was that the paper cover on the massage table was NOT changed afterwards.

    Interesting, Lulu works at Sefton on Tuesdays and others days at Liverpool, Campbelltown, Carlingford and at least one other place I forgot – she sure gets around.

    Anyway, the matured women at 153 do it again – if you want a pretty young princess, then go somewhere else. And remember, treat the ladies with respect and you can often have a great time.

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    • John says:

      It is 153 Wellington rd not Waterloo rd

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  9. Lucky Larry says:

    Anyone know what has happened to 645 Blakehurst?
    Phone is disconnected and place seems closed.
    Pity.

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  10. Taters says:

    Anybody know any good glory holes?

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  11. Leichhardt Larry says:

    Anybody tried these girls? Rates seem very reasonable

    link to sydney.locanto.com.au

    Reply
  12. mayer rothschild says:

    Der Reichfuhrer SS, Admit it friend, there is nothing that beats a huge black cock up your arse

    Reply
  13. Mike Lee says:

    Just wanted to ask for advice how to punt. I remember being advised to go to 751 Hurlstone Park to see Monica who is good with people who never had sex before. I went there and the guy at the front just shoved me in a room a lady and demanded money.

    Was so rude. Aren’t we allowed to ask who is available or even see the girls first?

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    • George K says:

      You want advice on how to punt? best advice; dont do it. Im not one of those people saying ‘itll warp your future interactions with women’, im saying my dick felt like it was on fire a day after I got a “massage” some STDs can be transmitted through skin on skin contact.
      A copper mate of mine said theres an uptake in crime at places out west (i didnt ask about the other areas of syd), punters make easy targets cos none of them are going to report shit to a policeman, the ones that do cop a fine. I think the women and their pimps are more aggressive because theyve had to shut down for so long

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      • Jack says:

        Lol, how much bollocks can you cram in one post?

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    • cheekymonkey says:

      how was that experience milke lee?

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  14. Schindler's wrist says:

    That would explain the goose stepping Nazis.. like they had a pole up their ass..when it was really just the Fuhrer’s D

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  15. wally lewis says:

    I’ve got a friend with an 8 inch who is willing to give it bareback to basically anyone. If you’re interested email me. He can fuck two or even three of us at a time. I’m willing to let someone else take the load as long as I can eat it out.

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    • Taylor says:

      Wow. Hot. Interested!

      Reply
    • Gordon Phallus says:

      Why not just let your mate face fuck you like normal?

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      • Wally Lewis says:

        Because I’m a great samaritan, clearly. That’s what this website if for – sharing the wealth. This way you guys can get your arse fucked as well as me.

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  16. 56_year_old_Aussie says:

    FEEL NEW or FELL NEW?
    14 Rookwood Rd Yagoonga a few doors down from the 3 Swallows Hotel
    30 minutes – $40
    45 minutes – $50
    60 minutes – $60
    90 minutes – $100

    They advertise here as FELL NEW Massage, but the sign on the front windows says FEEL NEW – I think that someone name a typing mistake. They also have a page here on ParlourPages, but the comments are blocked.

    Up the rear lane and in the back door. I was greeted by a young Chinese lady named Vicky, probably in her late 20’s. 

    I took the 60 minute option as soon as Vicky came back into the room it was evident that extras were available. $50 got her naked straight away – a nice slim body, trimmed downstairs and a nice set of bolt-on tits. No tatts.

    It was straight into mutual exploration with Vicky leading the way. She didn’t mind her tits being played with. They were big, but not out of proportion and had started to sag a bit and really fun to play with. Fairly soon Vicky ended up on the table while I massaged her clit and tits. She knew what she wanted and occasionally moved my fingers to work on her better. After two orgasms for her, she started on me, slowly, carefully and lightly. A great orgasm for me. That took up over half an hour, then it was into the massage for the rest of the time.

    Vicky gives a very good massage, unlike many of the pretty little princess at other shops. Vicky likes what she does, not just in it for the money. Would full service be on offer – I don’t know.

    It is a case of treat the ladies with respect and abide by their limitations, you can often get a nice experience. Just because you pay the money doesn’t mean that you own them and can do what you want.

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    • 56_year_old_Aussie says:

      And just to add.

      While there was no had sanitiser in the room, there was ample supply of massage oil. Vicky started by applying oil to my hands and her pussy area.

      After the massage Vicky replaced the paper sheet on the massage table.

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      • GFE_LFAGT says:

        Sounds. My type of girl. I will give her a try when I head that way.
        Replacing paper on massage table is a must in the current COVID-19 environment,

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  17. Retro Punter says:

    Let’s get a Miss Heavens chat going again. Anyone else had the pleasure of Faye , Erika or Karina ?

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    • Normim says:

      Heard good things about this place if your looking for matures/milf:..any recommendations fellas

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      • Freedom frog says:

        lol
        $300 an hour for geriatric pork chops
        Spot the tout

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        • Derek says:

          The pricing at this place sucks .. it’s cause you must pay for the room as well as the service.

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    • jery says:

      anyone have any videos/photos from this place

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      • lkhgas says:

        not about nicole but saw Faye the other night…she was great and curvy. defs going back

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  18. RATSACK says:

    Any recomendations from xxx large and Pal? I haven’t seen them for a while.

    I’m giving out headjobs at a shithouse in Balmain all day Friday if anyone is interested. Just leave your email and I’ll let you know where.

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    • jamesy says:

      anyone got info on miss heavens, literally feedback, nicole?

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      • Craig says:

        Second tjjs! Any help punters

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      • Retro Punter says:

        Never seen Nicole , but try Faye for one of the hottest and naughtiest women you’ve ever been with. Let me know how it goes.

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    • Linford says:

      Anyone seen Pennthere. Hhuge G cups? Anyone know where Sheridan has gone?

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      • Styx says:

        Penny only did a few shifts there and likely won’t be back.
        Go and see Faye and Erika instead.

        Reply
  19. Alan Lin says:

    166 Parramatta Road Auburn.
    Ideal Massage.

    I finished work late and decided to drop by Maccas. Wandered over to the shop which is about two blocks away on the still very busy Parramatta Road. Unfortunately by the time i got there they were closing. Any brothers been recently and can recommend? The last time I went I was serviced by a busty thai girl that did a very memorable spanish finish.

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    • L Zheng says:

      Don’t bother. The two near the station are much better in every way.

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    • Puntconnoisseur says:

      TL;DR = Youre very lucky you didnt go

      I wasnt going to post this but if I can save some people.
      Ive been twice.
      The first time was one lazy wednesday afternoon, I went to the Krispy Kreme and drove past this place. I thought Id check it out (despite it getting a bad review by someone on here a while ago).

      This 30+ y/o chinese woman came out to meet me. she had a weird body. the worst tits ive seen in recent years (they looked like if you took them out of the bra they’d sag really bad. they were pushed up but they didnt look right) and love handles without a belly (she was sucking it in?). she wasnt fat per say but her top made her really look like crap.
      ANYWAY I was eager enough to work with this.
      I said ’30 minutes’ (I extend if its good). I got naked, she came in, I held up 40 and said ‘you lay down?’ She took the $40, walked out then came back. she got naked on the table I took a saggy titty in my mouth while rubbing her slightly hairy pussy. i looked at it and saw what I thought was a shaving rash. I think it was an std. I convinced myself it wasnt an STD because who tf comes to work visibly infected and showing people. I discreetly wiped my hand on her leg and the table and asked for a massage. 25 minutes in she called time (i think she counted from when i walked in) I just left angry.
      I went back a week later, new girl – better looking but thats not saying much…. I had the same room but the table felt damp (probably sweat) so I just got the fuck out of there.

      Is this place a fucking shithole? from experience, yes.

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  20. .Phil. says:

    313 Bunnerong Rd Eastgardens/Pagewood/Marouvra||http://parlourpages.com.au/search_details.php?business_id=1321&type_id=

    Walked past yesterday and guy came out of door ahead of me.

    Wasn’t intending to visit, but door was unlocked.

    Was grabbed by chinese milf and taken in room.

    60 for the hour,
    50 for all extras.

    ok,
    Strith bettwen than 775A Anzac,
    Everything included full BBFS & CIP If wanted (I chose covered…)

    Yup, definitely opne.

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    • Scott says:

      How much for chinese therapy mate?

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      • Terry says:

        Saw a very good girl today at Burwood Really knows her stuff in her private home 0479 081 3

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        • Sean says:

          Terry the number is incorrect. can you give me the correct number?

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    • Lostintranslation says:

      Confused as to where this is

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      • Fred says:

        313 Bunnerong Rd Eastgardens
        775A Anzac Pde Maroubra

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    • Tom says:

      Does anyone know what .Phil is trying to communicate ? Buggered if I can…

      Reply
      • HotBread says:

        I don’t understand what he trying to say, especially the 775 connection. Might have to just go and have a look!

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    • .phil. says:

      Ok, sorry for the confusion…
      Keyboard issues before.

      normally I goto 775A, but they have been closed and locked.
      I was walking past 313 where I had never been.
      Guy came out, and door closed, but no lights so pushed door and entered with no hassle.
      Older milf grabbed me and put me into room.
      60 for the hour plus 50 for ALL extras.

      Good massage, but she wanted me to fuck her BB, said ok for CIP.
      I choose condom option.
      Good value here.
      Will be returning.
      Might be older but definitely no issues especially if you want bbfs and cip.

      Ok, I did end up BBBJ with CIM and she swallowed with no hassle.

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      • HotBread says:

        Thanks for the clarification.Phil

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    • tom says:

      775 !? Ci Ci has told me 30 times “I’m busy!” She does not want work. She knocks back customers if they want sensual massage. She is rude and cold !

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  21. Iamsuckedinalways says:

    Look at this ad

    link to sydney.locanto.com.au

    Been there. Does any girl look remotely like this. NO
    Why should we put up with this shit.

    I suggest we post every dodgy ad and call them out as fakes in the hope that nobody goes and they go broke and FUCK OFF.

    In the mean time, we can post real ads and confirm what we are paying for.
    Any one interested?

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    • SameSh!t says:
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    • Brett says:

      Im in regional nsw and there are fake photo ads everyday on locanto and classifieds with pics and descriptions of Brazilian etc, the phone contact is not the wl, instead a guy in Malaysia pretending to be girl. They take commission and pass on booking detail to wl.
      When you get there they are always chinese, much older and uglier than pic. And mostly poor service, fake interest. Cant blame the women they have to fuck dirty fat drunks all day and who knows how much of the money they actually get.
      Im sick of it though. Just want a non chinese wl who wants to cum for the money.

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  22. Iamsuckedinalways says:

    There are a few areas where girls are working from a house or unit.
    All use bait and switch photos in the ad and fake photos if you ask for a selfie.
    Maybe now is the time for someone smart enough to work out how to stop this.
    I have been to a few places and by the time you get in you are face to face with an old short chinese woman whose service is about 5/10.
    I am isck of it. I do not have the cash to work out how much i have to spend to see if any real advertising exists.

    ANyone else got the same problems

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    • Andrew says:

      All Chinese profile in escort and babe are fake. Run by some Chinese psycho man. They ask to come in an address when you go there they stop messaging. Last Saturday I went to 2 address and found 2 other guys are texting like me. These 3 feet disgusting yelliw Chinese psychos just enjoy sending you in wrong address

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    • Tron says:

      Everyone WALK AWAY EASY

      Reply
  23. Fred says:

    Shop at Riverwood was open this afternoon. Not one of the ones listed on this website, but across the road and one block closer to the station. The light was in and the door open.

    Normally $40 for 30 minutes, but all the prices are $10 extra.

    And extras are on offer.

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    • Jimmy says:

      Open everyday? Which street

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    • Fred says:

      The lights were off and the front door had a padlock on it when I drove by this afternoon. Maybe they got a visit from the “Fun Police”.

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    • Fred says:

      256 Belmore Rd.
      The doors were open again and the lights on late this afternoon (Monday).

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    • HotBread says:

      Closed today (Tuesday).

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    • PurpleHead says:

      Does anyone know which girls do full service here?

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    • Fred says:

      256 was open yesterday (Thursday) afternoon and this afternoon (Friday).
      They seem to be taking a low profile. The front door is unlocked and just ajar, while there is just the faintest glimmer of light.
      The back door in the lane way is open and the lights on.
      Maybe they are only open during weekdays.

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    • ***Riverwood shop is open. 256 Belmore Rd. 0410 842 582.***

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    • Tron says:

      Where please ?

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      • *** GOOD NEWS! ***
        Both our shops 256 Riverwood and 555 Miranda will be re-opening Saturday 13th June 2020.
        Please ring for rosters and appointments.
        We look forward to all our valuable returning customers!

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        • Hi again everyone!
          Just to remind you that all our gorgeous ladies and many new ones are back for the best erotic massage and adult services at our two shops 256 Belmore Rd Riverwood and 555 Kingsway Miranda. Hope to see you all soon! See the websites for rosters and photos!
          http://www.256riverwood.com.au
          http://www.555miranda.com.au

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        • Hi again everyone!
          Just to remind you that all our gorgeous ladies and many new ones are back for the best erotic massage and adult services at our two shops 256 Belmore Rd Riverwood and 555 Kingsway Miranda. Hope to see you all soon! See the websites for rosters and photos!

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          • Fred says:

            Hey 256 & 555,

            How about advertising with Parlour Pages and getting some pages. If you are as good as you say you are, then you will get lots of great reviews.

  24. Hobbit says:

    Went to a place for a rnt and paid for an hour. Cute little babe with a cups and pointy nips. After 30mins of her rubbing and tickling my ass and balls I just had to go. I was so fucking ready but no more than a tug.
    Was a private place in Liverpool doing select numbers so not to raise suspicions with neighbors.
    If that’s all I can get in a lock down I’m probably going back for more.

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    • Big sim says:

      How did you come across that joint? Ive been on the lookout since my regular shut down

      Reply
      • Fred says:

        Hi Big sim and others,

        Get on the net and have a look at the websites for your local free newspapers. Most of them have their back issues on-line. Go back and look at the classified ads in the back pages for February and March before everything was shut down.

        I’ve contacted a few independent girls from these ads and they are still working. A bit more expensive some of them, but there are still roots out there to have.

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        • Age says:

          Go to www dot escortsandbabes dot com dot au

          It looks like a heap of girls who are still working independently are listed there and you can call them directly.

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          • Andrew says:

            Escort and babe is mostly came. Special my Chinese one. They call you. When I reach address they do not reply or answer phone. I had two this evening. One 191 shafstbury Rd Eastwood. Another one 76 Rutledge St Eastwood. Fake pic. Fake profile used by some sick chinese

      • Age says:

        How far can you travel, Big Sim, I found a place at Campsie the other day that is operating.

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        • kevkev says:

          Hey mate,

          Mind sharing the location. My regulars have closed shop

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          • W says:

            Please share it or give us general directions so I can find it without naming it…

        • ozboy says:

          Was it 303 or ‘up the ramp’?. I’ve had a sneaking suspicion that Campsie would still fly under the radar.

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    • Sam says:

      How much did you pay for an H? any contact number to book?

      Reply
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  26. Jimmy says:

    Since all the parlours are shut, I’ve organised some fun from tinder. Managed to find a 20yO white girl whose down to blow me behind the massage parlour in thornleigh tomorrow. Anyone interested in catching a glimpse email me and I’ll tell you the time etc jimmytaylor93.19@gmail.com

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  27. Joo says:

    Has anyone met any girl from this site? link to au.skokka.com

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    • Xi Xing Ping says:

      Sheena

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    • Joo says:

      I tried to meet a Tgirl but she asked for Neosurf refills which is a bit strange. I just wondering is that site scam?

      Reply
  28. 555 Miranda says:

    *****YES WE ARE STILL OPEN EVERY DAY*****
    To all our faithful regulars and new welcome customers:
    Both our 256 Riverwood and 555 Miranda shops are still open every day
    Sexy young pretty girls available every day for your pleasure.
    Every day 10am to 8pm. See you soon!

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    • Jaydan says:

      ScoMo has imposed a shutdown on massage parlours (and other services) from midnight 25th March 2020.

      I estimate over 50% of R&T massage shops will close up for good.

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      • Bathurst Boy says:

        The list doesn’t actually say “brothels” though.
        Is this a mistake? Were these accidentally left off the list or what?
        The legal term “sex service premises” doesn’t seem to be in his dictionary.
        Can someone clarify please?

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      • LFAGT_GFE says:

        This will result in the long overdue reset of the massage, brothel and in between industry.

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  29. Sean says:

    Does anyone have experience or any suggestions with T-girl?

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    • Shemale lover says:

      Yeah sure do.
      They charge a little more. If you want them to fuck you. Make sure you ask them before you pay if they are active. A lot will say they are but can’t.
      They are fun to be with and will try to please you. Don’t get to rough with them as they are dudes and may punish you.
      Give it a go and you might surprise yourself. The ones I have seen look better than female escorts. Maybe because they are more concerned the way they look

      Reply
      • Sean says:

        Ty buddy, I have been at 130 Qeen st, today but it was really bad experience thought I discussed but didn’t go well. I appreciate if know any one let me know

        Reply
  30. Davo_187 says:

    Any one know where Cassie/Amy/Nympho Nat from Euston St, Rydelmere has one now? Is she still working? Anyone have some contact details for her?

    Reply
  31. Bobby says:

    Anyone interested MMF? Full bareback you a WL and me you blow in one end and I’ll do likewise at the other end, creampie her mouth and pussy.
    bobbybadman1@gmail.com

    Reply
  32. derek says:

    went to Cleg street…what a lineup! all so nice and friendly and you know when you walk into a place and you can just feel like it’s a good one or not? definitely a good one there. not hurried or rushed to make your choice just a nice relaxing atmosphere and vibe…and then not hurrying you out the door afterwards either. the sort of place you’d certainly go back to .
    anyway, chose big sexy Chloe and just rolled about on the bed with her for half an hour. great kisser and just cuddly and fun.

    Reply
  33. Today and every Monday at 256 Riverwood, and tomorrow and every Tuesday at 555 Miranda – the lovely young sexy Emma for the best erotic massage, prostate massage and milking + full service! Ask for the “full package”!
    You will not be disappointed. Doubles available. Always a great selection of gorgeous young Asian ladies – all erotic massage and adutt services available.

    Reply
  34. JT says:

    Doing a public BJ tonight behind a parlour in pennant hills area. Hot filo girl. Anyone interested in walking past and “catching us” shoot me an email. Might even be able to swing her into doing you too. Public enough to not get caught but discrete enough to be fun. Jimmytaylor93.19@gmail.com

    Tonight 5:45ish

    Reply
  35. Fred says:

    Hey 256 Riverwood

    If 256 and 555 are as good as you say they are, then I have a suggestion for you.

    Buy some advertising on Parlourpages and ask them for separate blog pages for both 256 Belmore Rd Riverwood and 555 Kingsway Mirandra. Make sure that the comments are enabled. Then punters can add their comments good and bad.

    If your shops and girls are as good as you say they are, then you will get good comments.

    Help support parlourpages!

    Reply
  36. ParraPunter says:

    Can anyone tell me if the massage place at 124 marsden road parramatta is a HE/FS joint?

    Theyre open until 9pm, I went in there once and a mature lady said ‘come back tomorrow morning, we’ll have younger girls here’ which sounds like something you’d hear at a HE place, right?

    Reply
  37. Punter933 says:

    Woodville Road, guildford massage.

    I finished work on Saturday, stopped by here. Its right next to a daycare centre so I didn’t know if it was an adult massage parlour (oh, it is).

    I walk in and the women are wearing dresses. one mature, the other a bit younger. exhausted from work I just motion blowjob and ask if they do it. the young thai girl takes my hand and leads me into the closest room.

    Im just looking for a bj, she says ‘$50?’ I don’t know how much it should cost but I’m not going to haggle over something like that. plus she was playfully rubbing my crotch, which is a brilliant negotiation tactic.

    She leaves, I get naked and just lay there.

    Do you ever get paranoid and worry there are cameras in there?

    She comes back, takes out a dom, loses her clothes and climbs up to put her cute pussy in my face.

    The dom wasnt on right so it didn’t feel the best, post orgasm I leave and feel a bit awkward as the traffic is right there.

    Reply
    • PP says:

      Is 55 YEAR OLD AUSSIe the only one who goes to 153 Wellington Road SEFTON?

      Reply
      • Crawford says:

        I have now been to 153 Wellington 3 times. 3 different girls all provinding excellent full srvice. Going back tomorrow

        Reply
      • Arthur says:

        153 Wellington Road

        I wnt there for the first time this morning

        The ladies were in their 30s

        Not old

        good massage and even better FS

        Well worth $ 100

        Reply
    • Horny Harry says:

      OK Punter

      Please tell us how bad 153 Wellington Road is.

      Reply
    • Bill says:

      Where about on Woodville rd exact address please

      Reply
    • Bill says:

      Where abouts on Woodville rd

      Reply
    • Bill says:

      What’s the exact address or where abouts is it

      Reply
      • cheekymonkey says:

        has anyone actually gone to the one down the road to 131 Wellington Rd,
        ? it looks shady as well.

        Reply
  38. Slammin says:

    Hi punters,
    Anyone seen Helena from cougar town lately.
    Its been a while since she has been at riverwood

    Reply
  39. LUCKY LARRY says:

    Looks like 351 Riverwood is closed now. Maybe Council?
    Girls are now across the road at No.256 Belmore Rd.
    Same ladies – same XXX services!
    Lots of pix on their syd99, but only in white coats on their website.
    No doubt to fool the Council!

    Reply
    • Yes – come and visit our latest shop at 256 Belmore Rd Riverwood.
      Every day gorgeous young sexy Asian ladies waiting to give you the best erotic massage and pleasure. Full services and other exciting adult services available.
      The website has girls in uniform, but they are only for show and cover delightful young sexy bodies for your enjoyment.
      256 Belmore Road Riverwood NSW
      Phone: 0410 842 582

      Reply
      • FS and other “adult services” at 256 Riverwood and our 555 Kingsway Miranda too. Lovely new fresh hot young girls every day at both shops!

        Reply
        • Percy says:

          Do all the girls at 256 Riverwood and 555 KIngsway give full service

          Reply
        • Percy says:

          What is the minimum service I can expect from any girl at either parlour

          Reply
          • 256 Riverwood says:

            NM & HJ

          • Percy says:

            Good to know, as a minimum I am ok with that as long as they all allow touching. If so then I will try out either Riverwood or Miranda. Probably both if the first experience is good.

  40. Jimmy says:

    BBBJ with COF from a 19 year old blonde tonight. $40.

    Send me an email if you’re interested.

    Jimmytaylor93.19@gmail.com

    Reply
  41. Jimmy says:

    Anyone interested in a BBBJ with CIM or COF from a hot young chick ? Ignore interested email me at jimmytaylor93.19@gmail.com and I can organise for you. Will be clear on all the details over email. Trust me its worth it!

    Reply
    • Jimmy says:

      I meant “if” interested haha not ignore.

      Reply
  42. The fox says:

    Hi there guys.
    Has anybody seen Jenna at cougar town

    Reply
  43. Jimmy says:

    Hey guys , been punting for years now! If anyone is interested in sharing a hot 20 year old (not Asian- and super hot) email me at jimmytaylor93.19@gmail.com

    Promise you will be in for an experience!

    Reply
  44. hambubger says:

    I am a serial barebacker. I have a list of bareback girls, willing to trade. Email me at hambubger777@gmail.com with a known bareback slut and I’ll share some of mine.

    Reply
  45. jim says:

    Hi Guys – Does any one know of any rub and tugs down in Goulburn. I have tried a few shops down here but they have so far been straight, surely there must be at least one down here somewhere.

    Reply
  46. 55_year_old_Aussie says:

    153 Waterloo Road Sefton
    Visited a few weeks ago
    $35 for 30 minutes
    $50 for 45 minutes
    $55 for 60 minutes

    They advertise in the local paper as having mature ladies. They are honest when they say mature. Just a plain shop front, no big advertising pictures etc. If you didn’t know what it was, then you would miss it. Shop further down the road has these big photos, so don’t be confused.

    I was greeted by mature lady who later said she was 48 years old. She was flirty while I was still checking out the prices, so I opted for 60 minutes and paid over my $55. As soon as she came back into the room, I offered her $40 and she stripped off straight away. Gravity had worked on her boobs, but they were a good size with good sized nipples, not like the little peas that many Chinese women have. Slightly hairy bush (that what she kept calling it) and no tats.

    Now before anyone starts complaining about how anyone could even bear to be with a mature lady of 48, well she is slightly younger than I am. I feel more comfortable with a lady who is of similar age to me. I can imagine that we met while taking our grandchildren to preschool, NOT picking up schoolgirls at the bus stop. I don’t want to spend time with a massage girl younger than my own daughters.

    But each to their own. If others can’t grow up and still want to pretend that they are teenagers, then that is their business. I find mature ladies much better than the “pretty little princesses” that inhabit many parlours. They want to charge lots for extras and even then it is “I don’t do this” or “I don’t do that” or ” my boyfriend doesn’t like me doing that” etc.

    Anyway I enjoyed it.

    Looked like there were two rooms. Not too big, but more than enough room to walk around. No door, just a curtain. Nice clean white sheet on massage table. She replaced it halfway through and again at the end for the next punter. Hand basin in the room as well.

    Not much massaging was done, but she was good for what she did. Lots of time for mutual exploration, cuddles and caresses. If you manage to get a “pretty little princess” to lie down on a massage table, they keep their legs together; this mature lady laid down like she had been riding a horse all her life. She asked if I wanted sucky sucky a few times – NO – keep it safe no exchange of body fluids. Would full service have been on the cards, it wasn’t offered, but maybe.

    Anyway a very memorable hour (memorable for GOOD not bad) was had. Treat the ladies with respect and good things can happen.

    Reply
    • 55_year_old_Aussie says:

      I went back a few days ago for some more mature offerings.


      This time I was greeted by another mature lady. She pointed at the time and price list, I opted for 60 minutes. When she came back I offered her $40 and she immediately knew what to do – off came her clothes. Good sized tits and nipples, no tats and hairy downstairs.

      Her English was non existent but she did know how to say “sucky sucky” as well as “good”, “OK” and “like”. That was about it.


      There was no pretence of a massage, just straight into mutual pleasure. And like the previous lady, when she laid down on the massage table it was like she had also been riding a horse all her life. As I pleasured her, she would smile and say “good”, so I’d keep on going. Numerous servicing of “baby oil” were applied to various parts of her body. The hour went by fairly quickly as I wore her out. Only downside was that she bought out the tissues for my happy ending
.

      A fun time was had by both of us. I tipped her some more cash at the end. Would full service have been available, I don’t know. I don’t think there were any condoms in the room, but if I had tried I’m pretty sure that I could have got bare back full service. If you are after full service take some condoms with you and see how you go. Ask first and if she says NO, then she means NO!


      Treat the ladies well and you often get a good result. 


      Now before anyone complains about mature WLs, I’m mature myself, so I am not interested in “pretty little princess” who usually have no tits and are in need of a good feed. The only thing they know how to do is to keep their legs together. The shop doesn’t advertise 18 year olds and when you turn up you get a 40 or 50 year old. They advertise “mature” and that is what you get. If you want a “pretty little princess”, then go somewhere else.

      Reply
      • Punter933 says:

        Mate, I look forward to your reviews. A lot of people just say ‘it was good/bad/etc…’ which isn’t a good review.

        You often say something like ‘good size tits’ can you make a comparison?
        Also, how on earth do you get them on the table?

        keep up the good work mate

        Reply
        • 55_year_old_Aussie says:

          Good size tits – at least one BSH – British Standard Handful. Usually a size C, certainly not a fried egg.

          As for getting them on the table, I stand up and ask them to lie down, works half the time, maybe more. More likely with mature ladies rather than pretty little princesses.

          Reply
    • Harry says:

      Is this 153 Wellington Road SEFTON please?

      Reply
    • derek says:

      so true about the older ones being better and more willing to have fun with you.

      Reply
      • Harry says:

        Derek, is this 153 Wellington Road please?

        Reply
        • Fred says:

          153 Waterloo Rd Sefton. I’ve been a couple of times. They old and know what to do $50 will get you anything. Bring a couple of dome so you don’t catch nothing.

          Reply
    • Henry says:

      I took your advice and had a great time.

      Girl seem ed to in her thirties.

      Great tits and good sucking and fucking

      $ 100 for the hour.

      Back again this weekend.

      Reply
  47. Lovemilfs88 says:

    Has anyone of you regulars of Riverwood fucked Charlize yet ?? I saw her a couple of times at MH but it was too far …. she is one cock hungry milf ….. would love to try her arse out but she wont be in it even for more money …. Wondering if its the same blonde WL from MH

    Reply
    • Gary says:

      Same Charlize that used to be at MH I booked her but was disappointed she now has a beer gut so to speak her service had slipped badly , she had an attitude ,plus her hygiene isn’t that good either . her pussy was on the nose badly Wont be making the trip to see her anymore that’s for sure

      Reply
  48. Shenyun says:

    Oriental Therapy Massage
    122 Castlereagh st Sydney

    Girls fun and good rnt bodyslide different nationalities.
    $40 30 min
    $55 45 min

    I got lead from PUnterP site followed it up fairly discreet shop

    Reply
    • derek says:

      $70 for an hour plus $50 for extras (paid upfront which was unusual). good, not great. would probably go back again but I wouldn’t make a beeline for the place, more like if you’re already in the area and decide on a massage. easy to get to and quite discreet with a few rooms and shower available before and after the massage. my girl didn’t get nude which was a bit of a disappointment but still achieved the desired result anyway. 7/10.

      Reply
  49. Cameron says:

    Anyone interested in a 3 hour bareback cum in pussy session ayt a well known shop Sydney North on Friday 22 Feb 6pm to 9pm. 3 guys attending already with 4 gals so we want one more guy to cum along and enjoy 5 cunts over 3 hours blowing inside as much pussy as you can PM me on hot4chix@gmail.com

    Reply
    • Damien A says:

      I’m interested in raw fun

      Reply
    • Cameron says:

      We are doing another bareback orgy Wednesday 22 May at 2:30pm at a shop charging $150 per hour on the lower north shore. The plan is a max of 4 guys hiring 4 of the shop gals ( Asian gals) for a period of 3 hours. This shop is almost 100% bareback these days the only variation is whether the girls allow you to blow inside them.
      Plus a pretty 38 yo caucasian gal will also be cumming. She allows bareback with cum in pussy. If you slip her an extra $50 bareback anal might be available depending upon your size.
      The cost will be each guy 3 hours x 1 per shop gal = $450 plus my cauc gal is just charging by the throbbing hard c0ck she has to service which is $200 for her. So 3 hours with 5 cvnts to fvck all bareback is $650.
      If you cant do all 3 hours a 2 hour package would be available for $500 (2hours x shop gal = $300 plus cauc gal $200)
      Email me if you are interested at hot4chix@gmail.com

      Reply
      • Cameron says:

        If you are interested email me hot4chix@gmail.com. This is our third bbfs orgy

        Reply
        • Cameron says:

          We are doing another bareback orgy Wednesday 22 May at 2:30pm at a shop charging $150 per hour on the lower north shore. The plan is a max of 4 guys hiring 4 of the shop gals ( Asian gals) for a period of 3 hours. This shop is almost 100% bareback these days the only variation is whether the girls allow you to blow inside them.
          Plus a pretty 38 yo caucasian gal will also be cumming. She allows bareback with cum in pussy. If you slip her an extra $50 bareback anal might be available depending upon your size.
          The cost will be each guy 3 hours x 1 per shop gal = $450 plus my cauc gal is just charging by the throbbing hard c0ck she has to service which is $200 for her. So 3 hours with 5 cvnts to fvck all bareback is $650.
          If you cant do all 3 hours a 2 hour package would be available for $500 (2hours x shop gal = $300 plus cauc gal $200)
          Email me if you are interested at hot4chix@gmail.com

          Reply
      • Her Fan says:

        I would be a starter for this at 10pm or similar

        Reply
        • Cameron says:

          Sorry too late. This starts earlier

          Reply
          • Cameron says:

            We are doing another bareback orgy Wednesday 22 May at 2:30pm at a shop charging $150 per hour on the lower north shore. The plan is a max of 4 guys hiring 4 of the shop gals ( Asian gals) for a period of 3 hours. This shop is almost 100% bareback these days the only variation is whether the girls allow you to blow inside them.
            Plus a pretty 38 yo caucasian gal will also be cumming. She allows bareback with cum in pussy. If you slip her an extra $50 bareback anal might be available depending upon your size.
            The cost will be each guy 3 hours x 1 per shop gal = $450 plus my cauc gal is just charging by the throbbing hard c0ck she has to service which is $200 for her. So 3 hours with 5 cvnts to fvck all bareback is $650.
            If you cant do all 3 hours a 2 hour package would be available for $500 (2hours x shop gal = $300 plus cauc gal $200)
            Email me if you are interested at hot4chix@gmail.com

          • Laters says:

            Doing another one of these?

  50. JohnnyPassive says:

    i am 34, thin, 6″1. will be at Padstow washrooms 10.02.19 from 9am – 3pm. will take loads in any hole. no load refused.

    Reply
  51. Marty says:

    I met a random at Mawson Park in cambelltown Thursday night. I ate his are in the bushes, unzipped, and deposited my fresh load in his hole to take back to his wife.

    Reply
  52. Huge tits Lover says:

    Any suggestion for huge tits WL in sydney? Really craving for some huge breasts in my face.

    Reply
    • Danny Zuko says:

      Monique at Kings court, or BBW Anna and Indian Sheena on Escorts and Babes.

      Reply
    • LINFORD says:

      Anyone found Sheridan/Hanna Jane/April. Still the best TITS I have ever played with. She has a J CUP bust. Fucking awesome.

      Reply
  53. Huge tits worshipper says:

    Any suggestion for Huge tits WL in Sydney? Really craving for some huge breasts in my face.

    Reply
  54. John says:

    Hey guys, i wanted to get some advice on going to a brothel for the first time. Any tips? what should i expect/be aware of? how do i not get a std?

    Reply
  55. Crump's Brother says:

    Anyone know of any good online adult services websites now that Cracker and backpage are done ?

    Reply
    • Concretepills69 says:

      Try crockor, locanto and swagmates

      Reply
  56. Frank says:

    Hey fellas! Looking for a Thai girl with a booty. A booty that looks out of place on an Asian girl would be ideal, but willing to see a girl that has a butt that provides a enough cushion for the pushin. So what have you got?

    Reply
  57. YoungGun says:

    link to sydney.backpage.com.au

    Gents! Please please avoid these ladies! They have a very comprehensive operation. At first they are absolute stunners! But, they’ll take your money, ask you to shower while one of them slips out to get you a drink. You come out and you’re alone in the room. I worked out, the room they take you to is a decoy room and they have another room they go to hide in with your money. Luckily I was able to hide near a stair case at the hotel and I heard them in the process of catching another sucker. Just as they came out of their decoy room again (because I had left to make them believe they were successful) to collect their next victim, I surprised both girls and kindly asked for my cash back which they obliged albeit with massive attitude given they were sprung. On my way down I told the other guy who was about to be robbed to and he left with me.

    Here is the original ad, the one above is the link I created to warn others! Please share! They look exactly as the photos it’s just a shame they’re out to scam and not provide a legitimate service.

    link to sydney.backpage.com.au

    Reply
    • pjc says:

      8 hours ago – WASHINGTON — Federal authorities have taken down Backpage.com, a major classified advertising website that has been repeatedly accused of enabling prostitution and sex trafficking of minors. “Backpage.com and affiliated websites have been seized,” a notice on the website says. Backpage has been …

      Reply
      • Steve says:

        All gone where do these WLs advertise now thousands of ads gonski

        Reply
  58. Woken Matt says:

    I wonder what’s become of Emma at Miss Heavens ? Still on the roster but hasn’t been around for ages.

    Reply
    • Einstein says:

      Outa luck – on old age pension now. So you both can talk abuot pension matters now….. haahh

      Reply
    • BIGP323 says:

      EMMA is gone interstate, so she won’t be coming back at MH.

      TAMMY was fantastic at MH. Does anyone know where she’s gone? Is she working private? Any info anyone on TAMMY?

      Thanks

      Reply
  59. Johnny says:

    hey has any one seen annie from the old bliss massage and waxing shop in riverwood lately.
    She was an absolute goddess in the room.

    Reply
    • Robert says:

      Works at bexley now. Saw her last week and now does full service
      BBBJ was given and nearly put me asleep. Put a dom on for intercourse and it was ok.
      Cost me $200. Definately go elsewhere johnny

      Reply
      • Big cock says:

        Yeah I saw her only a week ago at dream girls Alexandra.
        Does full service.
        An extra $100 and you can cream pie her.
        Looks like life has turned shit for her as she looked run down. Bonus of bare back thought

        Reply
  60. GFE_LFAGT says:

    I think moderation of post is killing this Ste.
    Today is the 9th and the most recent post displayed is from the 6th.

    Reply
    • 555 Miranda says:

      I agree.
      We are still waiting for a post to be approved after 9 days!
      WTF is going on?
      In the meantime, come and visit!
      http://www.555miranda.com.au

      Reply
      • That Roger says:

        Anyone tried this new shop yet?
        I’m told the mamasan is good value!

        Reply
        • RNT Gunzel says:

          I had Mamasan Julie a couple of weeks back. If all the girls are busy, lucky you! She is an expert. No doubt teaches the others how to do! She did the best all round massage (nude) and prostate! What a gal!
          Not sure how far she goes, but you never know with these RNT bosses!

          Reply
    • Admin says:

      sorry for the delays.
      we are trying to eradicate a particular user from the site and hence the screening and delays before going live. hopefully once the culprit finds something else better to do with their life, we can remove the moderation process.
      thank you

      Reply
      • Dogge Schitte says:

        Well Admin, you should’ve got rid of the “pest” months ago. Thanks to him, myself & numerous other punters dont post reviews of our “adventures”. It’s a shame as a number of posts eg MH, CT, 269 & Marlenes have been discontinued thanks to the “pest”. Personally i’d like to see all 4 posts reactivated as I frequent all of them.

        Reply
      • Old Smoothie says:

        To Admin,
        I posted a review earlier this week of my visit to 269. You haven’t published so i wont be contributing to this forum anymore as i’m not prepared to have my time wasted. Thanks for nothing.

        Reply
    • Old Smoothie says:

      OK. Last Saturday I went to one of the asian brothels along Canterbury Rd. I made a booking for a half hour 3some. Just after i got into the boudoir, i tipped both WLs $50 each. Well what a filthy session i had. Both sucked my rock hard penis, rimmed my arsehole & sat on my face. Porked #1 in pussy then arse & then alternated between both holes. #2 was sticking her tongue in my sphincter. Felt great. Then i asked #2 to sit on #1’s face while i was alternating between #1’s love holes. Pulled my cock out of #1’s arse & presented it to #2 who promptly did ATM. Wow! Then i started to plug #2. She was on her back & i was standing at edge of the bed. Asked #1 to lick #2’s pussy while i was alternating between #2’s pussy & arsehole. Looked awesome. Felt great. Pulled my cock out of #2’s arsehole & fucked #1’s mouth. More ATM. Well i dumped my load in her mouth & she swallowed it. BTW I took some pix with my iPhone during the session & the WLs were very obliging. Got some great shots of them eating out each other’s pussy & arse. Have seen these two a number of times & it has always been bare back.

      Reply
      • Monroe says:

        Old smoothie, what a loser in life you are, and lucky for you that you are when you find out out you have a disgusting disease or aids, what a fucking hero you’ll be then , hope all the bareback was worth it , you disgusting pig

        Reply
        • Dogge Schitte says:

          Monroe is JEALOUS of Old Smoothie.

          Reply
    • albert says:

      any punters help me out with info on indulgence massage shop west ryde on a wed plz,,

      Reply
  61. 555 Miranda says:

    GOOD NEWS FOR EVERYONE!
    Our new Miranda shop opening next week!
    Wednesday 7th February 2018
    **************
    Come to Level 1, 555 Kingsway Miranda
    More info on our website
    http://www.555miranda.com.au
    **************
    All your favourite ladies from Green Square and Riverwood
    Plus many more new beauties for you!
    We are waiting for you! Thanks to everyone!
    555 Kingsway Miranda
    0452 618 398.
    SEE YOU SOON!
    STAY TUNED FOR PHOTOS AND DAILY ROSTERS!
    ******

    Reply
  62. derek says:

    Went to MH and wow! what a lineup!…about 10 ladies introduced themselves and they were all good, if I could have afforded it I would have chosen all of ’em and had an orgy of epic proportions, but anyway I chose Morgan a cuddly blonde with an American accent and she was really nice, just lovely and so easy to get along with.
    the place looked great and the rooms awesome and anyone who couldn’t find a girl to tickle his fancy from yesterdays roster must be bloody hard to please!

    Reply
    • Fred says:

      I have been a semi regular visitor to MH for a couple of years, ever since my wife had closed up shop. Every three or four months I’d pop in for an hour with one of the ladies.

      Then about a year ago I popped in and the usual introductions occurred. First, second and then the third. The was sitting down and as she came in I gave her the once over. Legs good, body good, tits big (good) and then the face. I clocked her face just as she started to say “Hi, I’m …. ” and she got no further as she clocked mine. It was WHAT THE FUCK – she was my sister!

      She quickly grabbed my hand and half dragged me to a room. She pushed me down on the bed and told me to sit. She then removed her top and bra and let her massive tits hang free, moved in close and started to wobble them in my face. She said “Now you can get a good look at them, I remember how often you used to try and sneak a look when you thought I wouldn’t notice.” Then she shoved them closer.

      How many times as a teenager I had snuck a look at them and how many times they had been the inspiration for a furtive wank!

      I reached out with my hands and grabbed them, then lent forward and took a nipple in my mouth. She kept on telling me to suck her titties.

      She moved away and told me to stand up, then knelt down in front of me and started undoing my belt and soon my trousers were around my ankles. As she started removing my underwear, my sister said “You weren’t the only one trying to sneak a look, I was fascinated with your dick.” The she started on a bare back blow job.

      There was I face fucking my sister, what a turn on. When she came up from for a breathe I pulled her off and steered her to the bed where I payed her down and removed her shorts and panties then moved in and started eating her out. It didn’t take long and we have moved into a 69.

      A few minutes and she was shuddering with the first of several orgasms. Then we pulled apart and stared at each other – the ultimate question unasked by both of us. Then my sister was laying on the bed with her legs spread and pulling into her. She was wet and what a turn on. We fucked for a few minutes and then I came with a shudder giving her a cream pie.

      A few days later we were at a family gathering for someone’s birthday and behaved as if it had never happened. Since then I have been back half a dozen times and we have repeated our adventures. I know I could save a lot of money by seeing her at home, but outside MH she’s my sister, but once we walk through the doors, she is my dream fuck.

      Reply
    • Kevin says:

      Fred, im going to ask the question on everyone’s mind:

      What is her name ?

      We want to f☆⊙k your sister as well.
      Oh yeaaaa…

      Reply
    • Lim888 says:

      Fake post by someone at MH.
      The line ups are terrible.
      “Derek” isn’t a real punter.
      Ingrid, get better girls and also better PR ideas.

      Reply
      • derek says:

        the hell I’m not!

        Reply
      • Dogge Schitte says:

        Lim888, the lineup at MH is usually 20+ WLs. I go about 3 times per month & have been doing so for about 6 years. I’ve had some awesome sessions there. Remember the WLs are mature. OK I’ll admit there are a few shockers there but there are also some stunners. And older women know how to please a guy.

        Reply
    • Gorgeous George says:

      Just got back from a Thai rnt. Massage and HJ were good but have to say I feel a bit unsatisfied as the girl refused to go nude. This is why I tend to stick to a few regular shops which guarantee nude HJ. A bit Disappointed.

      Reply
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    Reply
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  64. Ted says:

    Anyone out there fucked Allison from miss heaven

    Reply
    • Ted says:

      What about you salami. You fuck cougars regularlyDHK8

      Reply
    • Old Smoothie says:

      I have. Why?

      Reply
    • Johnny B Goode says:

      I have.

      Reply
      • Ted says:

        And how was she

        Reply
      • Johnny B Goode says:

        Ted, i found her to be very attentive. The session was GFE not PSE like say Nicole. She is worth a spin

        Reply
    • Ted says:

      Depends what you are after. Asian’s or Aussie.
      Cougar town has a lot of aussies.
      Dana and Danni are good or you can fuck Angel who is open to anything.
      Good luck

      Reply
      • John says:

        Hi does anyone know what happened to Emma from Miss Heavens?

        Reply
        • Frigidaire says:

          Emma is gone. No longer at MH.
          She left the industry.

          Reply
        • Froggy says:

          John, the receptionist at MH reckons she’s on holidays. Last November, i noticed she was not listed on their website’s roster, so I rang. She was there working. I suggest you ring beforehand. You mite get lucky.

          Reply
        • Froggy says:

          Just looked at my last post & the message states: “your comment is awaiting moderation”. Really? How come Admin doesn’t moderate all the stoopid, vile, non sensical trash from the troll who posts under a thousand different names. WTF?

          Reply
    • Slamming salami says:

      Yes l fucked her biggest waste of money ever she is useless in the room she needs a bigger cock than lve got to make her open her legs

      Reply
      • Slamming salami says:

        I fucked Angel and Amy from my worth the bucks

        Reply
  65. 53_year_old_Aussie says:

    Pink Apple Massage Enfield.

    There are three Chinese massage shops in Enfield, all on Liverpool Road (The Hume Highway) – on the left hand side heading away from the city. Be mindful of the clear way outside the doors, but there is usually parking across the road or on a close by side street.

    One of the shops is at the eastern end of Enfield near the BP petrol station and IGA. The other two are about 50 metres apart at the western end of Enfield, near to Coronation Parade. All three shops provide happy endings.

    This review is about “Pink Apple Massage” 218 Liverpool Road 0406 583 888.

    Visited just before Christmas on a Wednesday afternoon and was met by Selena – Chinese of late 20’s or early 30’s. The usual $35 for 30 and another $40 got her naked (I offered $30, she asked for $50 and we settled on $40).

    The shop is new, only opened in April 2017. Nice and tidy with rooms big enough to move around in, walls all the way to the ceiling, lockable door and a sturdy massage table. One thing good is a LARGE mirror on the wall of the room (well at least the room I was in) so you can turn your head sideways and watch you masseur.

    Selena had a good pair of tits, nice nipples and lightly haired downstairs. She got a couple of “wet whipes” and started by giving the wedding tackle and clean and handed me a couple to clean my hands – a good sign.

    Anyway into the massage, which was good, then came the rollover. Ended up with Selena on the table getting a clit massage and an orgasm, before the rolls were reversed and she started working on me, slowly and gently.

    During the session, Selena kept asking me if I liked younger girls, but I kept telling her that I like women her age. I not sure what that was all about.

    Anyway a new clean shop with extras available. Not sure about full service, I didn’t ask and wasn’t offered. Like any shop, treat the girls right and just because you have paid some money doesn’t mean that you own them. If they say “no” to anything, then they mean “NO”.

    Reply
    • Styles says:

      53 .. good report. particularly at the end.
      A couple of things come to mind.
      Half hour doesn’t do it for me. I’m a slow blower and always go for the hour as I don’t like being in a hurry..
      Standard rate for a hj is $20-30 and if nude $50. Why quibble with 10 measly bucks – give it to her – be effing generous and she will try better.
      I’m a bit averse with to late 20’s early 30’s girls.
      Invariably they all have a vertical C section scar with the fat, droopy belly and tits..
      So I would normally just go for the hj and forget the nude .

      Reply
    • peter maynard says:

      good report, it’s important to show respect. on another subject, my local courier has long had two sections – remedial massage and adult services. i think they have been clearing out the remedials for extras shops. funny, the two left in remedial are both RnT’s.

      Reply
    • Enforcer says:

      Warning Ming is in serious trouble and still on the run. 3 of his properties have been
      raided yielding seziures of Cocaine, MDMA , ephedrine, LSD, cocaine , anabolic
      steriods , $ 500 k cash and 3 guns a Ruger Pistol, Sawn off Shot Gun and Piper
      Bayard .32 pistol.

      Reply
      • Gary says:

        To Enforcer.
        You are full of Bull Shit. You are a purveyor of nonsense. Go back to the psycho ward

        Reply
  66. Lucky Larry says:

    351 Belmore Rd Riverwood seems to fly under the radar these days and on this Forum.
    Is it because you’re all hiding the best from the rest?
    Last week had Tanya FS. Jesus what a body! You’d better believe this one.
    Happy to share this info with you all.
    But not the first blow your mind gal I’ve had here.
    All young and VERY obliging Thai ladies (forget what it says on the website)
    Most are Thai, but the Chinese girl Sasa did a bit more for me nudge nudge.

    Reply
    • Enforcer says:

      Ming is a gentle Chinaman. Ming deals speed , he runs a shoplifting gang and
      he does standover work for Pawnshops. Ming i also on the run for stalking
      Oxford St trannies and stealing their underwear.

      Reply
      • Enforcer says:

        The Huge Pig everybody on this site knows you are Ming’s
        tranny lover Dorothy or is Beth i am confused. Huge Pig
        i know you sleep with Ming’s illegitimate daughter.
        Incest Huge Pig you truly live up to your name.

        Reply
    • 1/3 man says:

      Thanks Lucky L . Yes, we are certainly spoilt for choice with so many shops around. Can you name a few others into fs there. Thanks

      Reply
      • Lucky Larry says:

        Hi 1/3 man (which 1/3 haha?)
        Sometimes they put ***** against girls names on the website and on cracker and elsewhere, but not always.
        I know for a fact you can get FS from Monica, Tina, Cindy, Sophie, Jenny.
        But YMMV so don’t blame me if they refuse.
        Others probably, but you’d have to ask.
        PS They also advertise doubles but not sure if this means double fuck or just RNT.

        Reply
        • 1/3 man says:

          Hey Lucky L .
          From head to neck = man , from neck to waist = gorilla, from waist to feet = horse … hahhahah

          Thanks for the info… appreciated
          Have you seen June ?… how much extra for fs please ??

          Reply
          • Lucky Larry says:

            No I haven’t had the pleasure of June sorry.
            Her pic on the website looks ok though.
            Re $$$, I’ve had to pay up to 100 bucks extra for the fuck. But a couple of them were well worth the effort. Tanya nice and tight and fully shaved! Enjoy.

          • 1/3 man says:

            Lucky L thank you. Will go asap. Maybe Tanya like you say looks great .Love it when the implement stretches them up ever so lovingly heheeh. Well $100 extra for what they do seems quite ok. For $160 every so often won’t break the bank too much. Mind you wouldn’t pay any more than that – been a fool a few times and they get spoilt.Interspersed with an occasion cheapy handy hahaha.
            I have struck a place where $55 for 1hr massage and $50 for f. Not listed here so reluctant to blab. But if one sniffs around some pleasant surprises are to be found… off the beaten track.

        • Pinot says:

          Hey lucky L – the Jenny you refer to is she the one in the green dress in the pics?

          Reply
          • jacob says:

            anyone tried church st top ryde on a sunday,,I’m a respectful guy just dont want to waste good $$ if no good,, what are the girls like,, ?? the rooms comfy,, ??

          • Lucky Larry says:

            Yes that’s the one.
            But I notice sometimes they have ***** on her name, and sometimes not, so YMMV.

    • Well endowed says:

      Hey which place has the best lineup on Saturday night?

      Reply
  67. Andre says:

    Left work early yesterday and was feeling toey so I dropped into MH, Cleg St. Was introduced to about a dozen MILFs and the place seemed busy. BTW it is now $180 for 30 minutes. I picked a WL called Leesil. Not sure if that is the correct spelling. She has HUGE natural tits & is tall. I reckon she would be about 50yo give or take 5 years. Her body wasn’t bad. I received an excellent BBBJ. I ate out her pussy & arse. The 69 was awesome. So awesome that I lost control & exploded my load in her mouth with 10 minutes to spare. The session was enjoyable but at $180 for 30 minutes it is getting expensive.

    Reply
    • Ted says:

      Any body out there fucked Allison or angel at miss heavens.
      Both new to industry.

      Reply
      • 1/3 man says:

        Nope advise you don’t go. Too expensive and you can get the same service for 1/3 the price.. and better girls.

        Reply
      • OMG Omar says:

        New? LMAO

        Reply
      • Slamming salami says:

        Save your money she is useless l don’t reckon she’s had much experience at all and is so tight l couldn’t get it in plus she didn’t like it much when l put her in doggy and pounded her also kisses like she is licking an envelope with sour glue and won’t open her legs for daty

        Reply
    • Dave says:

      Liesel is strictly full protection. No bbbj or cim.

      Reply
      • Big Bad John says:

        No BBBJ or CIM? Well she wont get much repeat business.

        Reply
        • The Big Pig says:

          Well the girls would be better off if you didn’t see them. They would cheer and applaud. Big Bad John has fucked off.
          Which girl wants to be treated with gross disrespect and be a receptacle for your filthy slime in their mouth for a few extra dollars. Fucking grub.

          Reply
        • Johnny B Goode says:

          Well Piggy, you obviously dont go out very often. FYI about 95% of WLs provide BBBJ, 100% love DATY & being rimmed. About 30% provide a greek service & about 25% provide BBFS. Aint life great?

          Reply
          • D'Enormous Pig says:

            Important facts for punters.
            After the pricko that runs this site loses Pty Ltd company structure, he becomes a sole trader. He can no longer hide behind a Limited Liability company structure. That means it’s a free for all for punters that have been aggrieved because of this prick allowing publication of grossly unsafe sexual practices. You can be stripped of ALL your assets.
            Make sure you “run rabbit run” and bring plenty flied lice. “they’re gonna get ya”.

  68. Santa claus says:

    Looked at website for Miss Heavens on Xmas Eve and over 30 MILFs & GILFs were on roster. Mind blowing. Anyway i paid a visit & was introduced to a bevy of WLs. Quality covered the entire spectrum. A couple of horrors mixed in with a few stunners. And a few were very buxom. In the room i asked my usual questions:
    1. is NATURAL FRENCH provided?
    2. am i allowed to perform DATY & rimming?
    3. is a greek service available & 4. if so is it included in the standard price?
    5. do you participate in lesbian 3somes?
    6. would you mind if i took photos?
    All except provide BBBJ
    Got a 100% YES response to question “am i allowed to perform DATY & rim their cornholes
    Ten MILFs provide a greek service. Half didnt charge extra; half charged an extra $50
    About 60% participate in lesbian 3somes
    Overwhelming majority liked being videoez
    Well i picked a short chubby sheila. I reckon she was in her 50s. Her service was excellent. Her boobs were very big. Started off with DFK then BBBJ & DATY then 69. We rimmed each other & she even allowed me to fist her pussy. While fisting her she enjoyed a multiple of extremely intense orgasms. What a turn-on. Got rock hard watching her body shudder violently. Had intercourse in both the pussy & the arse. Ended up dumping my load in her arse. It was a very enjoyable encounter. BTW no condom was offered.

    Reply
    • blowme says:

      Any. Chancey I can get a look at that video

      Reply
  69. OMG Omar says:

    D’Big Pig used to post under the names of Pal, Churchy, Wartboy plus lots of other “names”. He’s a TROLL. Ignore his comments. He is a cyber bully ie he is a coward

    Reply
  70. Robbie says:

    Fuck the critics. If you don’t believe what i said then just go try it out.
    You won’t be disappointed with Pheoby.

    Reply
    • Men in White says:

      Attention Everyone !!!!
      Lunatics on the run from “sexual deviants ward Cumberland Hospital” Called Winsno (intractable Asian phobia) … Robbie, Robert, Nikki’s Admirer, Jo and a few other deviates. They have once again found a computer to write pornographic bizarre nonsense. Once found they will receive Electric shock treatment daily and also to the testicles. They write this nonsense because they have been sterilised and are impotent. Straight jackets await when found. They even fantasise about licking muddy smelly arseholes of old prostitutes.Weird.

      Reply
      • Wilsno says:

        Crapology is a Nazi sympathizer and supports boat smugglers and makes snuff films . In three words a Syd 99 reject.

        Reply
        • The Huge Pig says:

          Go back to bed Jamie puke puke – you gay minge.
          You posted all these :
          Santa Claus 5.25am
          New to Area 5.45am
          Jacob 5.58am
          D’Big Pig 6.02am

          Fuck you must be getting desperate. Go get a life. Just close the site down . It’s useless, no-one looks. Serves you right for posting crap. Mr Jamie Imelda Marcos hoards posts dating back to the stone age instead of shoes and handbags. Hang on : being a gay bastard you must have handbags -Nitwit.
          Coward deleting my truthful posts

          Reply
        • Little Arnie says:

          To Huge Pig. You have a vivid imagination. You are paranoid.

          Reply
    • Bruce says:

      Robbie, i liked your review on Phoebe. Haven’t seen her yet & the Cougar Town website doesn’t provide a description of her. Would you be able to give a brief description? Height, body shape, body type (eg fat, slim, skinny, voluptuous), boob size, ethnicity? Was she partial to DATY? Did it smell good? Have had a few at CT whose pussies stunk. Lost my fat. Wasted my money

      Reply
      • Robbie says:

        Bruce, Pheoby is approx 5 feet tall, fair wavy hair, very lean size 6 with perfect large fake boobs. Very attractive and pleasant to talk to. I never suggested anything. She is definitely a good fuck. Just be prepared to part with another $50 and she is all yours to do whatever. 10 out of 10.
        I might do a threesome with Pheoby and Danni next time.

        Reply
        • D'Big Pig says:

          No, No , No – Bwuce and Wobbie same same.
          Two monikers – one maniac – fake report also.
          Why would anyone want to skite about a threesome – because you are a fucking dullard.

          Reply
        • Bruce says:

          Thanks, Robbie. Ignore the ignoramus who criticises punters using numerous monikers

          Reply
          • D'Fucking Big Pig says:

            Well fuckwits (yes you admin)… a homosexual that runs a female site but has no interest in females – only arseholes.
            A fuckwit that like to talk dirty to himself under various guises.
            A psychopath with no empathy for punters.
            ** Hey punters – are there any computer experts that can shoot this degrading site out of the water ????
            It’s time for it to be seriously infected with viruses just like the owner.

        • OMG Omar says:

          Robbie, you’ll enjoy the 3some with Danni. She also does greek but charges too much. Of late i noticed Danni doesnt provide BBBJ so i’ve stopped seeing her

          Reply
          • Robbie says:

            Damit, Danni used to be fucking unreal. I haven’t seen her in a while though. Phoeby is a girlfriend/pornstar experience in one.
            Ive found a lot of the women at cougar town are like machines and just go thru the motions and are not really fun to be with.
            Does anybody have any opinions on who is good at cougar town?

      • CRAPOLOGY says:

        Lets face it Robbie – you are through with women – my advice is to get a sheep and take it home.

        Reply
    • D'Big Big Pig says:

      Well I think you and Ming are one of the same Jamie puke puke.
      You are also a Minge that’s for sure.
      You are also a boring bastard and I don’t want to entertain you any further.
      I have better things to do so fuck the hell off and get a new life for 2018.
      Don’t waste your time responding – I have gooooooooone ahhhhhhhhhhhh. plop.

      Reply
  71. Nikki's admirer says:

    Guys, anyone knows Nikki from Blacktown 8? The Aussie woman aged around 30-35. I have seen her 4-5 times. The first time was in 142 Hornsby. She was fucking amazing. Give me very hot BBBJ and then we alot of DFK, pussy licking/rimming. While i was fucking her doggie, she surprised me and put my cock in her ass! My first time ever. It felt amazing. This fucking session was covered. I think for all clients, she starts all covered and then if she likes the client she goes BBFS with future sessions. I built a good relationship with her. My first session with her was 30 mins only. Then she told me that she doesn’t work at 142 Hornsby and that she was there only for a day. She told me to come at blacktown 8. My second session went the same at blacktown 8. While i was licking her pussy/ass in a doggie position, she was stroking my penis with condom and slowing removed it. Man that got me hard. It was her sign that she wants to be fucked barebacked. But my fear of sti’s overshadowed my horniness and told her to put the condom again and she didn’t like it but obliged. The next session same things happened dfk, pussy licking,fingering, rimming and then when it came to fucking i said lets do it this time. First she said fuck off and then 1-2 min of fucking, she said “take it off”. Took off the condom and fucked her for straight 40 mins and she came twice and she said i was one of the best fucks of her life! Man it felt fucking amazing. Next session was a little bit of unluck. She was on periods and i came and she said she can’t have sex. But eventually she said lets only have anal sex. She lubed her ass and waited for me to start fucking her ass in a doggie position. No indication on using a condom, and realized she offers bare anal and possibly CIA. But i told her that i will use a condom for anal sex cos i was again little bit scared. She put on the condom but my dick didn’t get hard, maybe cos of fear and my dick started hating condoms after my first BBFS experience with nikki. She gave me bbbj and finished. After that i wasn’t able to get hold of her, sometimes she has been busy, sometimes not available, sometimes she’s sick, took a leave for 1-2 week. Lately, i tried to get hold her by going to blacktown 8 but she was away for escort service to some dude’s place but the receptionist told me that she will be back, so i waited few hours for her and he didn’t come back. Now the receptionist told me that she to a leave for 5-6 weeks! What a bummer! Got a phone so i don’t have her no. to ask her exactly when she will be returning. Anyone over here has spent time with her? recently?Nikki if you see this, you probably know who am i(zo). She’s awesome, i think i am in love her as a person as well. I wanted to take her out for a date as well. She’s honest and made me feel comfortable that she get tested every month and that i don’t need to worry.

    Reply
    • David Wong says:

      Thanx for the review. I too have seen Nikki a number of times. Anal was always included. Shame the place is a dump

      Reply
      • Bum Alaska says:

        Well I suppose with a tiny Asian cock putting it up an arse is your only option. Deadbeat.

        Reply
        • David Wong says:

          You are absolutely correct, Bum
          Alaska. One advantage of having a skinny dick is that i get heaps of anal. Yee Haa! Ondalay!

          Reply
          • Nikki's admirer says:

            So many trolls on this website. I don’t know why.

            Anyway, have you seen her recently? Last time i called, they said she’s on a big leave for like 4-5 weeks, but since they are often unsure about her availability and i hate calling them everyday asking if she’s available. Do you know when is she coming back?

          • Well endowed says:

            Not as mentally warped as you Wilsno mate

      • CRAPOLOGY says:

        Awww gee shanks for saying so. But I think you would be much happier with a sheep and not a big pig.
        Let me know how you go. They bleat a lot though.

        Reply
    • Holden Fucking McNeill says:

      Get real you sad desperate fool , sorry to break it to you, but you are nothing more than a business transaction to her and there will be no going on a date.

      Reply
    • DOC says:

      You know I’ve been observing this gross web site for neigh on a couple of years and it’s become obvious to me and I suspect many others that the owner is mentally deranged and has absolutely no scruples at all. He allows publication of extremely offensive and dangerous sexual practices most likely for his own bizarre warped mind and indulgence. He refuses to police the content and then under the guise of Wilson attacks another rival site (unfairly) that is behaving responsibly.He is actually attempting to deflect his unacceptable behaviour. I don’t know, but he seems to be indirectly giving free advertising space (maybe he owns that site also).
      Look it won’t be long before there is a class action against PP when a load of punters get severely ill by naively following his advice.
      Does management want to be stripped of all it assets?? It seems so to me. I look forward to be reading about that event … preferably sooner than later.

      Reply
    • D' Big Pig says:

      Alert ! Alert ! Alert ! Crapology is another one of Syd 99 Admin
      owner Ming former Bangkok Tranny lovers who has finally learnt
      English and is spilling bile.Crap is a turd and and is a real wacko.

      Reply
  72. Roving Zucchini says:

    Had a great PSE 3some at 269 today with April & Maria. Well both gave awesome head. Had a 69er with Maria before porking April in her pussy then her arse. Maria was tonguing my arsehole while i was fucking April. Then arse fucked Maria in doggy position. April was finger fucking my arsehole. Then i pulled out my cock & then alternated between each mouth. Yep ATM with both of them. The whole session was bareback.

    Reply
    • Roving Zucchini says:

      Forgot to add it only cost me $100 for the whole 30 minutes

      Reply
      • Milas says:

        FAKE REPORT!!! FAKE REPORT!!! FAKE REPORT!!!!
        1. No woman would do anal without a condom
        2. ATM. As if that happened
        3. They would’ve been old, fat & ugly
        4. You wasted your money
        FAKE REPORT!!! FAKE REPORT!!! FAKE REPORT!!!!

        Reply
        • CRAPOLOGY says:

          I have just let the boys in white know. You can run but they will get you. Then it shock treatment to the balls.

          Reply
    • Peter Maynard says:

      Hey I posted yesterday but it didn’t come up – possibly because I put a link in. So just google happy+ending+sbs and read the article. It’s all about how to spot a dodgy parlour. It’s for people trying to avoid but is just as useful for those trying to find.

      Reply
      • D'Big Pig says:

        It’s way more than spotting a dodgy parlour and trafficking. Interesting how these bastards always camouflage their real intent by acting ever so caring.
        It’s all about social engineering and some academic cunt trying to stick her bitter, twisted, lesbian, man hating nose where it doesn’t belong. It’s about stamping out prostitution by punishing the purveyors (men) – fat chance.
        Judging by our woozy politicians anything is possible.

        Reply
        • D' Big Big Pig says:

          Yeh sure !! Every thing you accuse them you are doing. Wow what a man ?? even stealing my title. Poofter !!
          We all know you are promoting them.
          Are you ready for tea and scones with me and all my mates at Burwood Park ?? – or maybe at your place at Strathfield.You fucking weed.

          Reply
    • Robert says:

      Wow. So you saw them on Saturday?
      Thanks for the review. BTW was there any girl on girl action or was it a straight FFM session? I used to see Lulu & Monica for lesbian 3somes. Those sessions were incredible & very cheap. Loved it how they ate each orher’s pussies & arseholes. Incredible. Can get the same service at Miss Heavens but it costs too much

      Reply
    • Bum Alaska says:

      Fuck me !!! millions of scam fake reports.
      A mate of mine went to see the girls mentioned. Paid up front . Just as he tried to insert his doggy in the bird let out a very foul fart that was lumpy. Needless to say his cock shrivelled up and he could not get it up again.
      Don’t even consider it guys – you will be severely out of pocked. It’s a real racket.

      Reply
      • David Wong says:

        Dat last “review” from Bum Alaska is BULL SHIT. You is a troll!!!!!!

        Reply
        • D'Big Big Pig says:

          Sure !! the message here is 2 wongs don’t make a white. This cunt is Jamie puke puke, fucking Cheeto, Mr Booya and Wilsno (Wilson). They point the accusing finger at everyone else to cover their miss- deeds. Amoral and completely without conscience.
          Yes folks this guy is a psychopath.
          As for arse and pussy licking prostitutes – yes you guessed it – let Jamie do it.
          BTW as Bum Alaska said recently – my mate went to MH and paid the $280 up front. Unbeknownst to him she pulled the same stunt. As he was getting his weapon to ram her old arse – he noticed two things- this foul stench wafted around the room as she let out an enormous fart man it was lumpy and mud was around her arsehole and her stretched old pussy.
          Immediately his cock deflated entirely and it just wouldn’t rise again .He had trouble getting it up for days after that. And fucking $280 out of pocket. She excused herself, but the damage was done. Brilliant on her part. Don’t even consider doing that stunt.Just have a cheepo wank.

          Reply
        • Nikki’s Admirer says:

          What load of codswallop from D’Pig. Moron!

          Reply
  73. Smooth One says:

    Went to Miss Heavens (Artarmon) during the week. Gave myself an early XMAS present. Picked two MILFs for a FFM session. Their names started with an ‘L’ & a ‘P’ respectively. Booked only for 30 minutes as it is pricey. The session was not what I expected. These two gals simultaneously sucked my prick & cornhole. Then i reciprocated by tonguing & fingering their clits, pussies & cornholes. While pleasuring P, L sat on P’s face. Fuck me dead! The whole session then degenerated into a lesbo suckfest. L fist fucked P who then squirted. Wow. Never seen that before. I fucked both of them in their back passages. Sex was with a dom. What a fantastic session. Cant wait to do it again

    Reply
    • Milas says:

      Attention : Fake Report. This fellow is infected with HIV and wants to share his misery with others by getting you to do what he did. Don’t believe a word of this madman’s shit.

      Reply
      • Robert says:

        All posts by MILAS are posted by a NUTTER called Pal who posts his moralistic crap under hundreds of different names. Ignore this nasty pathetic low-life loser as he feeds on people responding to his posts.

        Reply
    • Massage addict says:

      Does anyone here know where I can get help for Sex addiction? I’m addicted to punting and go at every available opportunity. I feel an uncontrollable urge and even when I think o shouldn’t do it suddenly I’m dressed and out for a punt. There was a period where I was punting almost daily. It’s cost me a small fortune and I don’t know how to stop. Please help.

      Reply
      • Milas says:

        Yes, I know what you mean. If this is you Jamie puke puke take a hike.

        1) Now… get yourself a girlfriend and bang her daily.
        2) Jerk yourself as soon as the thought of going to a parlour hits.
        3) Stop looking at the fuck of a site OR any other.
        4) Go to a psychologist.
        5) Anything pleasurable has the capacity of causing an addiction
        6) Punish yourself by donating the same money to a church.
        7) Fucking man up and control yourself. Take on a serious hobby like learning Chinese.
        8) Always remember that the girls think you are a fucking fool to pay big money to wank you.
        9) Tell Jamie puke puke/ Fuckin Cheeto / Mr Booya what arseholes they are at least twice a day.
        10) Be a mentor for all the other useless arseholes that read all the shit reports on Parlour Pages

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      • Styles says:

        Hi Just as Mr Milas said. It will be difficult. But you feel you need to stop. Maybe you can’t go cold turkey. Like a smoker you need to wean off slowly. Go once a week, then once every 2 weeks then monthly and once every six weeks. That should be manageable – a treat once in a while. Of course fap in between the periods of abstinence.

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        • Massage addict says:

          Thanks a lot for your ideas guys. Last night I even dreamt about punting and negotiating with the ML! I’m a bit reluctant to get help cause it’s embarrassing and a session with a shrink is costs such I’d rather go to a parlour! Its going to be tough knowing I’ve got the money for punting but it’s just sitting there unused. I’ll keep you guys posted

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          • Ray9009 says:

            I understand your issues.
            You probably used ‘Punting’ as a stress reliever. A place where your anxiety and other issues would temporarily disappear.
            There is nothing wrong with “punting’ per se but it is an issue if punting governs your behaviour, as it seems to be case.
            I also did the same thing and was doing it (never daily) but up to 3 times a week at some point. At least once or twice, like nothing.
            I then realised one day that I was looking for the solution to my angst and anxieties in the wrong place. Like any ‘drug’ (and I am drug free) if you use it too much, it stops having the same effect. In my case, it still ‘excited’ me but I was feeling empty after the experience no matter how good the BBBJ or the sex were.

            So I took drastic action.
            I stopped.
            It was hard at first. The first 2 weeks particularly.
            But after that I started enjoying the mental health benefits.
            Because I wasn’t punting for the sex (I get sex, and good sex, at home almost daily). I was punting for the thrill, and often to assuage my anxiety at other problems in life. It was a escape.

            But after 2 weeks, I felt I regained control, all my health functions (I am healthy and fit) were performing better. I used a garmin to monitor my steps, heart rate, etc, and I noticed my average heart rate went down dramatically, and I was happier that I could stop. I still looked at the rosters of the WLs I used to see regularly but the temptation, which remains there, does not compel me to go back.

            I say to myself that I could do it on occasion one day, but for the time being, it is best not to. Because if I do it, I may want to go back.

            My advice, having been through something similar, is that your compulsive punting wasn’t an addiction but the tip of iceberg about something you were going through. It is best to discuss it with a therapist. You will find out you are not the first person to have been through this, and you may get to the root of the problem: why you were doing it…

            I have felt a million times better once I stopped. I was a heavy punter but I thought it was time to self-respect me and look for the solutions to my issues elsewhere. Because it was never the sex. It was the relief from life’s pressures.

            I wish you all the best and keep sharing this. Far more useful than a review of good some new lady at MH is at BBBJ or whatever.

      • Robert says:

        Hey Fool. For help with your sex addiction, i suggest you buy a pair of boxing gloves. Put them on inside out & back the front. That will stop you from wanking.
        LMAO

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        • Ray9009 says:

          Robert
          That is a very poorly thought comment.
          The issue raised by Massage Addict is real.
          You missed a great opportunity to say nothing.
          And if you are son balanced and clear yourself what exactly you were doing posting here at 5 am?

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          • George1964 says:

            I fully agree with Ray9009’s comment.
            I was hooked.
            I gave it up because I was using it to relieve anxiety and stress, not for a sexual need. I was still getting sex at home no problem and of a good level.
            Then one day I felt the urge not because of sex but because of my stress on other parts of my life.

            I went back but even though I had a good orgasm I realised when I was cheating, not my wife, but myself. I was looking for the solution in the wrong place.

            So I felt disappointed with myself for a couple of days, until I realised I had made a mistake which I shouldn’t repeat.

            Maybe one day, if I have the urge for variety, but to relieve stress, no more. That was a mistake.

            I discussed the issue with many WLs in the past, and most agreed that many used punting as a substitute for company (not my issue), to beat loneliness and to get out of stressful situations. It is rarely, very rarely, because of Sex.

            This is a topic many punters may laugh about but if they are honest with themselves, a few should admit it and do something about it.

            Since I quit, I felt better. And when I went back, it felt worse. Not because of guilt (no way) but because I was looking for relief in the wrong place. And when that happens one always ends up disappointed.

      • Styles says:

        Massage Addict – Just to add further to the debate by myself, Ray9009, George 1964.
        Look there is a lot of sound advice given and the other two gents spent a lot of time relating to you their problems and how they sorted it out.
        I can agree – there is a problem when the need to visit a parlour is a compulsion and beyond the ability to resist (especially when many times a week). Probably, like me, it’s part of your persona. You may find this compulsive need in other areas of your life. And I question if spending large amounts does not have a highly sexual charged component attached to the act. To write that away as mere stress or anxiety is short sighted as far as I’m concerned. For me to feel a young lithe body and to have that young body arousing me to climax is fabulous. Unfortunately, there is a large cost component and you ultimately have to weigh up whether you want to do this frequently, infrequently or never again. The last one would be very hard – I really question whether the other two gents can resist permanently. Maybe a middle of the road approach is the answer. UNLESS you are really, really troubled and can’t wind down to say monthly – so as to contain costs. Only you know. If you Google this “spending too much on massage parlours” – you will find it surprisingly common.
        As for going to see old boilers – This I know for a fact. I indeed can resist without any problems.

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    • timmy says:

      hello gents,, I’m going to give the shop in church street top ryde a visit tomorrow any recommendation on who to see would be appreciated..

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    • Jason says:

      Milas & Massage Addict are the one & the same troll. According to this moron, everyone’s review is fake. If anything is fake, it’s this imbecile.

      Reply
  74. Pete says:

    hey has any one seen annie from the old bliss massage and waxing shop in riverwood lately

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    • Peter Maynard says:

      Just a quick Maroubra and Mascot Report. Went to 1071 Botany road. Rather plump girl, ok massage, ok happy ending. Usual 40/20. Nothing bad but wouldn’t return. Went to 4/106 Maroubra road, saw Louise, very good service. Recommended. 313 Bunnerong has new owner or manager, a mate has been, he had a cracking time. Worth a try. There are a number of new places on Gardeners and Botany road. Competition is good.

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      • Peter Maynard says:

        link to sbs.com.au

        This is pretty close. Flashing signs, little reception, can’t see in, older places, signs saying no sex, ads about pretty masseuses, how they answer the phone. One constant I’ve found is that where they wear a uniform or traditional dress, it’s straight.

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  75. Old Fella says:

    Went to MH in Artarmon. This is my regular haunt but i hadn’t been for a while. These days i only get there about once a month. Was introduced to over a dozen lovelies. As usual I did not remember their names but there were a few new ladies. Some were hotties & a few had really big tits. I selected a newbie named Lillian. Huge rack. She can best be described as a BBW. Well what a surprise in the room. Her performance was excellent & I left with a big smile on my face. It was a real PSE session.

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    • D'Big Pig says:

      Well what and old old fool you are. Paying $280 ++ to the old bag brigade.
      More the point is this is a fake promo for MS.
      Big rack ?? yes all floppy all the way down to their belly buttons.

      Next time go to the Artarmon pub – have a couple of beers and you will leave with $270 in your back pocket, with a very big smile on your face with the knowledge you weren’t a moron for going to MH. Then go home and fuck the missus. A lot safer as well.

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      • Old Fella says:

        To D’Big Pig. Thanx for your input. Using another name? Got sick of using Pal, Churchy etc.. As usual, your “facts” are wrong. BTW I dont need your advice. You must lead a miserable life. Must be terrible to be consumed by envy, inadequacy & low self esteem

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        • D'Big Pig (or Pal if it makes you happy) says:

          Hey OLD BUGGER.. no actually I’m right on. I am NOT consumed with any envy,inadequacy, low self esteem. Actually YOU have. To go with old bags makes it so for you.Drongo.
          And no I’m not this guy called Pal/Churchy – in any case what’s it to you. Do they make your heart race ?? poofy Jamie puke puke.
          You and100% of those posting here use many aliases. So What ??
          It makes sense Jamie you are hard up to even entertain making it with old girls. Because you are scared to go with young girls – you are impotent … with your chronically limp cock and large flabby arse.
          These old bitches play up for you – oh you handsome man.. bullshit to extract $280 ++ fool !!!

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      • Old Fella says:

        Mr D’Big Pig. Your logic is fucked just like your life, your face & your communication skills. Where did “$280” come from, dumbfuck? You’ve made some wild assumptions. You assume i‘m impotent & have a flabby arse. Most likely you are describing yourself. You really are a pathetic individual. Under various aliases your “comments” are easily recognisable as you display certain traits

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        • D'Big Pig says:

          Oh dear -Well actually I struck a nerve did I “OLD FELLA JAMIE” ?? now isn’t you logic fucked by implying that my life is fucked – because I criticise you going with old bags and paying big money ?? Now I have said I post under many aliases and you haven’t noticed Jamie !! So, as usual you are full of shit. But don’t let me stop you from going to Clag St. Park your flabby old arse with some wrinkly old bird, with floppy old knockers.If it makes you happy. Bye Jamie. XX

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        • D'Big Pig says:

          P I S S O F F Jamie, flabby arse OLD FELLA, Smooth One – truth hurts?? Desperado.
          Just talking for the sake of talkin Jamie (puke puke).
          Getting worried nobody reads and listens to all your shit ??
          Hope you pick up a horrible disease – would serve you right for being a braggart and lead punter’s to do all that shit with old disease riddled bags for big money. Do these bitches give you a kickback ???? Maybe they rub your tiny snag.

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      • Old Fella says:

        Well Pal, D’Big Pig ….. etc., if you think that the amount is “big money” then you must be a real loser. You get your jollies bagging punters’ reviews. How pathetic. Obviously you have self esteem issues. Overweight, under achiever, social misfit … i could go but you are a waste of time. Proof of this is the number of posts you make. Make your response cause you cant help yourself but this is my last correspondence with you. I usually dont communicate with imbeciles like you but i made an exception just for you. BTW get a life, loser

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  76. Inquisitive says:

    Went to Professional Thai Massage in Wetherill Park 6 weeks ago hoping to get some treatment for a sore back. The massage was great and as it was coming to an end I was pleasantly surprised to be offered a HE. Overall great experience and had me eager to head back.
    Unfortunately I didn’t take down the girls name, however I headed back there earlier this week and had a different girl, except this time she claimed they didn’t offer HE’s there.
    Has anyone else had any experience at this shop? Wondering whether it’s worth my time heading back.

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    • D'Big Pig says:

      Luck of the draw with these Thai shops and girls. They are inconsistent. Even the girls. One day they will if they are lean financially – if they have enough do they don’t. These shops run on a shoe string and won’t do even if they have few customers. A lot go out of business and are taken over by Chinese who are business savvy. Best to not go to the same place too many times. It get boring and they get bored too. You were a happy chappy the first time. This time you were an unhappy chappy. Your dough – don’t risk it the third time is my advice.
      For me the newness of a new shop is exciting (will I or won’t I).

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  77. jimo4u says:

    I went to the new Thai massage shop on the 4/12/2017 at 181 Canterbury rd phone number is 0497278032. What a dump and a rip off, I found the add in Cracker.
    Read this shit !
    When I walked in the girl took me to a room were I was asked to get undressed so I did, minutes later she came in and asked me to move to another room, she grabbed my clothes and took off, I had to follow here to the other room naked, oh well shit happens sometimes.

    She came back about 3 or 4 minutes later, started a rubbish massage to my neck suddenly another girl walked in, she grabbed my clothes again and said follow me. what was happening was that the guys that just had his hair cut in the adjacent room was coming into the room I was in to the fuck the girl who just started massaging my neck.

    While he was moving from one room to the other I was standing in the corridor, again naked watching the traffic go past on Canterbury road. The girl who had my clothes went into the room and left me standing there so I had to force myself in, as the door opened I could see in the mirror the other guy standing naked in the doorway of the other room.
    What a fuckin joke.

    Anyway, Yes there was a nude hair cut, she got me to sit in the in the same chair the last asshole sat in, with no towel or anything else to sit on, naked I might add, with all the other guys hair around my bare feet. All the while listening to the guy next pump the shit out of the other girl in the next room. I had the haircut and the shave, after an almost dry shave I got a 30-second cbj she then jumped on top and just sat there, I kicked her off me and stood next to the table, there i fucked her for about 5 minutes or so. Once I had finished she gave me the most pathetic half-arsed massage for about 2 minutes, the then said finished and walked out. I paid for 45 minutes ( $120 )and got 30mins, with all the fuckin around it was more like 20 to 25.
    Guys, this place is a dump very dirty and a bloody rip off, never again.

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    • Purple People Eater says:

      Ahhh……… AS IF…. …Fuck Me

      Another lunatic from the Cumberland Hospital Mental asylum again

      Get back to your lockdown ward and take your pills.

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      • Vladimir Put-it-in says:

        To Purple People Eater. You should follow your own advice. Just bag others’ reviews. Contribute nothing in the way of a review except your homosexual fantasies. You post all your shit under so many different names, Pal. Do everyone a favour & fuck off!!!!

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    • Vladimir Put-it-in says:

      Laffing my head off at your misfortune. Makes you wonder how these idiots stay in business. Similar thing has happened to me at 269 Canterbury Rd. Happened twice. Dont go there any more

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      • D'Big Pig says:

        Well you are certainly an odd bastard. Putin and all the others. Interesting you always emerge after the ward nurses at the Psychiatric hospital have gone for dinner. Just keep taking the tablets. she’ll be right. You are sick.
        Why do you constantly bring up this name Pal all the time ?? weird. Sicko Jamie

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      • jimo4u says:

        Thanks vlad, i laugh now but at the time i was thinking WTF ! – I think thats why they seem to open and close all the time and the girls move from shop to shop, this shop wont last long at this rate.

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  78. Johnny B Bad says:

    Fuck me dead – what’s with the 2,800 posts dating back to the dinosaur age. Pull you finger out and DELETE. Twit.

    Anyhow: went to a place near Marrickville. Thai girl about 23 years old not fat or thin..
    Did an ok massage and when I turned around I used the world wide symbol for handjob.No “I no do”. Well I asked for her to fiddle with my balls. No problem (gave her $15 for that). Went again the following week – I was curious if she had decided to try. She said “I thought you come back”. This time turn around was very different. Nice massaging with the balls and lovely stroking of my very erect cock. Fuck me – best shots in ages – nearly reached my face. $49 for massage and gave her $50 for the other. Will be back but like to give places a break for a while in case the girls get stale

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    • joe says:

      anybody got any suggestions around ryde area lunchtime tomorrow for a good body rub, need to kill few hours, any help would be appreciated,,

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  79. Kaspersky says:

    Went to MH last night to check out this Lillian chick who is getting rave reviews. Wanted to see what the fuss is about. Apparently she has really big hooters and i like chicks with big hooters. Rocked up & was introduced to a bevy of all sorts. A few fatties, a few hotties & a few with big boobs. A few also indicated that anal was available at no extra cost. If you are a MH regular you would know about whom i’m talking. Well when Lillian walked in, the splendour of her magnificent breasts clinched the deal. In the room i had a very pleasant session. She put on a show for me with her dildoes. She DP’ed herself with both dildoes. I got so horny that my mouth went straight for her pussy. It was so wet. Had a great 69er. Her pussy tasted so sweet. Her oral skills are well above average. Asked her to stop a number of times otherwise i’d have blown in her mouth. I even made her squirt a few times. The oral was “au naturel” but the sex was covered. I was so mesmerised by her huge tits that i forgot to ask for anal. I think it would be on as she is one kinky bitch. If you are into really big tits then you’d be impressed by Lillian’s rack. BTW Layla also has a beautiful pair. Not as big but beautifully shaped. She gives an awesome BBBJ & sex with her has always been covered. Have asked her if greek is on the menu & she said NO. Vicky & Candy also have big tits but both are short & pudgy.

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    • Kaspersky says:

      Forgot to add that Vicky & Candy provide a greek service. Have had some unbelievably horny 3 somes with these two. If you want a PSE 3some, then these are your gals.

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    • For the Greater Good says:

      *** ADMIN
      OK as a result of the shit you published on 21/11, 22/11, 24/11 under your names of Gazza, Ali Khan, Mahood, Kaspersky & Old Fart
      I have sent 4 letters to your advertisers. You just won’t learn will you ??
      You have serious mental health issues.

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      • MODERATOR says:

        Here at PP, we cant stop laughing at your carrying-ons. We noticed that you are now using another name, namely FOR THE GREATER GOOD. Well, Pal aka Churchy, King Farouk etc etc would you please fuck off gor the greater good! Hahaha

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        • A hab The A rab Shiek of the Burning Sand says:

          Hey Stupid … yes you Moderator and Germinator hehe.
          Make yourself useful… instead of obsessing about big, dirty, smelly, fat arse holes even if they belong to big fat smelly women – get cracking and make your links live – your are bloody useless aren’t you. No computer knowledge. At least make the ads clickable .. you num num dumb dumb – idiot. All the other sites leave this one at the arse end of the list. You just sit there all day, on your big fat flabby arse, thinking of arse holes all day – don’t you ??

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        • RAY STEVENS says:

          To
          Ahab da Arab, this is my message to you:
          BOOYAA

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          • A Hab the A Rab the Shiek of the Burning Sand says:

            Sure !! It’s yellow belly Jamie again oh BTW you forgot Ka Chink, Kapow, Ka Pow.
            Look I can invite you and my good buddy D’Big Pig for tea and scones at Burwood Park if you like. It really would be lovely…. heheh I have some mates that are dying to meet you Pukey !!

      • Ray Stevens says:

        For the greater good, please send as many letters as you can to all the advertisers. The Post Office will appreciate you buying hundreds of stamps

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        • For The G G says:

          Oh I will punk. You can count on it and even deliver personally into their letter box’s at no cost. Maybe even have a root while I’m there. Pukey.

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  80. Pete says:

    Anyone fucked charlotte at cougar town

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  81. Mahmood wid da Massive Manhood says:

    Hadnt been to Cleg St yesterday & was feeling a bit horneeeee. LOL. Well there were a large number of WLs that came into the meet & greet room. There were a lot of newbies. One really caught my eye. Her name was Lillian. I reckon she would be in her mid 50s but i’m hopeless at guessing women’s ages. Well she had a pair of massive tits. If you like huge tits then Lillian’s rack wont disappoint. As soon as she undressed i boned up immediately. Her breasts are MAGNIFICENT. There was plenty of DFKing, BBBJ, DATY, 69 & i also rimmed her beautiful cornhole. Spent a lot of time kissing, licking & sucking her tits, tummy, clit & pussy. She was extremely wet. BTW she is a bit kinky because she pegged my arsehole with one of her dildoes. Didnt feel too bad though it was a bit uncomfortable at first. This was a new experience for me. Ended up having sex in missionary position. I was standing on the floor at the edge of of tbe bed. As i increased the tempo of my thrusts, her boobs were wobbling around. Got really turned on & blew. Next time i see her i’ll ask if she does anal. I reckon she would.

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    • Ali Khan says:

      Thanks for grate review Mahmood. I go see dis Lilian chick yesterday after reeding your post. Man you is rite she have da bigest boobees i see in long time. She an olda women & is a bit fat but i dont mind. She gives me a great BBBJ. Me like very much. Very nice so i go onto her pussy which was very wet. I lick i kiss i stick my tonge den my fingas in da wet pussy. She have some big orgasms & she sqirt a lot too. Den i fuck her in pussy den in da bum hole. Me like doing dat

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    • Gazza says:

      Went to Miss Heavens today & had a GILF named Jade. She’s tiny with very big tits. I reckon she’s in her 60s. My session was sensational. She gave me one of the best BBBJs I’ve had in years. Plenty of DATY, 69, DFK & rimming (on me & on her). Ended up doing her standing up in front of the mirror & picked her up (my arms were under her thighs). I think she liked it. Well worth a try if you like well preserved GILFs with huge tatas

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  82. Blacktown Bomber says:

    KING FAROUK = JOHN SMITH = PAL.

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    • Milas says:

      PUNTERS Listen up if you value your health.
      We have a very serious nut case in our midst.
      He posts under many names such as:
      Blacktown Bummer / Blacktown Bomber / John Smith and many more.
      He is an escapee of the Sexual Deviants Ward of Cumberland Psychiatric Hospital, Parramatta. He has other mates also from there that post here.
      He tries to recruit mad punters to establishments manned by old whores that charge $280 / hour and tries to pass off very deviant sexual behaviour as normal.
      I agree that management should delete his posts. He is brain damaged.
      It won’t be long before the men in white will get him into a white jacket, foaming at the mouth.

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      • GoodSamaritan says:

        David Smith (and his many other aliases) is a troll. He has been banned from other forums many times. Read all about him here: link to forum.aus99.com

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      • Milas aka Pal says:

        Milas by your paranoid rant its easy to see you are the only mentally ill one.

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      • vomit blaahh says:

        that disease spreader uses many names like italian stalian bung hole buster , visit any of the girls he boats of bare backing all three holes you will instantly have herpes the clap warts mulloscum contagiosis even crabs and many many more.

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        • Blacktown Bummer says:

          VOMIT BLAAH = JOHN SMITH = GOOD SAMARITAN = ALBUNGOR = PAL = an aggressive, mealy mouthed troll who wants to enforce his warped moral standards on others.

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      • Shut the heck Up says:

        Yeh OK .. stop repeating yourself. Everyone believes you. Now move along sonny. Otherwise everything will not take any notice of you. enough said

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      • Bart says:

        Milas is Pal’s new name. His life is so fucked up which explains his demented delusional rantings & ravings. Apparently he is so worried about catching a STD, he puts on a condom (size XS) when he masturbates. One sad fucker

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    • ALHUNGOR says:

      Parlourpages are jealous of Syd 99 . Syd 99 Admin is run by the Chinese.
      We are the new world order and will soon rule the world. Chinese are the new
      Alpha Males and PP are owned by Pauline Hanson supporters.
      Go home you Aussie Convicts.

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      • Tarzan says:

        Sadly, I think you are correct. The manager of PP is a narcissistic attention seeker. You should rest easy in the knowledge that PP is almost at the end of it’s very dubious reign.
        The owner sits on his large flabby arse and engineers all these fictitious characters because no one else looks at his site. He is lonely. So he just talks to himself. How sad. He does not even delete posts dating back 10 years and parlours and girls that have long gone. I mean how about a fresh clean sweep of the content. But no … he is caught in a time warp. He is the Imelda Marcos of porn sites – but instead of collecting shoes he hoards 10 year old posts. Flashing, poor quality banners just won’t do. He obviously has no computer knowledge. Just crappy html content. Crappy, lying fabricated content. Look boss man just give it up – go and stack grocery shelves at Wollies – the trick is up. Punters aren’t silly.

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      • Tall Focker says:

        Ahlungor fuck off back to syd99 with your racist shit. Stop being on sex forums 24/7. Get a job and a life mate!

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      • peter says:

        can anybody help me out with a girl to see at st ives massage today plz

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    • ALHUNGOR says:

      Syd 99 Forum is Alpha Club for only Asian Males. Beta or white males are
      not welcomed. We are the kings of adult sites where gods play and we are
      the most fabulous forum of gorgeous , super sexy Asian Men.

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      • Shut the Heck Up says:

        Ahlungor and Tall Focker a respectful suggestion. Just agree to disagree and move on instead of boring everyone here. OK ??
        Go and find a pretty girl to entertain you .
        OR if you belong to the 66% then put on your lipstick and meet privately.

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    • ALHUNGOR says:

      Syd 99 Forum has a lot of undesirable ‘s recently invade and disrupt this
      Asian only member forum. These scum has been jealous White Aussie’s and
      Middle Eastern scum. Your type are not welcome. We will pick you out
      like weeds in a grave .Asian men are the greatest lovers and are the
      smartest and funniest males.So stay away you disgusting non Asian chimps.

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      • Thumper says:

        Yes Al Hunger we all agree. We know its PP writing this.
        Now piss off and stop being a pest every day trying to get a rise from someone on this deserted site.

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  83. bignaturaltitslover says:

    Hey all,
    Just started living in sydney for 3 months.
    Can anyone recommend any huge natural tits WL? Preferably E+ cup and up

    – Bignaturaltitslover

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    • Pennywise says:

      Kings court- Sasha and Felicity
      Miss Heavens – Candy and Erika
      Black Cat – Ashanti and Raya

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    • Peter Maynard says:

      Some guys have posted about extras and taking a punt that you will get what you want. Sometimes disappointment follows.

      A lot of the Chinese and Thai place won’t keep condoms on premises as if they are raided that is taken as being involved in providing sex services.

      A good tactic used by a mate of mine in the Randwick area is to go into the room, Motion in a shoosh and keep a secret way, and then hold up a condom, $100 and whisper 30 minutes. Tap pussy. She can say yes or no. He bats about 75% yes. If she says no, she may offer other things. If yes, you may be asked to take used stuff with you. You need to be quiet. She pockets all the extra tip.

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    • Blacktown Bomber says:

      Also add the following re BIG tits:
      Stephanie from Cougar Town
      Tammy, Pip, Vicky, Layla, Darcy c/- Miss Heavens

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    • Blacktown Bummer says:

      Also add the following re BIG tits:
      Stephanie from Cougar Town
      Tammy, Pip, Vicky, Layla, Darcy c/- Miss Heavens
      Cheers
      Blacktown Bomber

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  84. Blacktown Bomber says:

    Looked at website for Miss Heavens. 33 MILFs & GILFs were on roster. Good heavens! LOL.
    Anyway i paid a visit & was introduced to a bevy of WLs. Quality covered the entire spectrum. A couple of horrors mixed in with a few stunners. And a few were very buxom. In the room i asked my usual questions:
    1. is NATURAL FRENCH provided?
    2. am i allowed to perform DATY?
    3. is a greek service available & if so is it included in the standard price?
    5. do you participate in lesbian 3somes?
    6. would you mind if i took photos?

    All except one said YES to the question #1.
    Got a 100% YES response to question #2.
    Seven MILFs provide a greek service (question #3).
    About 75% said YES to question #4.
    Overwhelming majority said YES to the last question (#5) as long as i didnt take facial shots.
    Well i picked a short chubby sheila. I reckon she was in her 50s. Her service was excellent. Her boobs were very big. Started off with DFK then BBBJ & DATY then 69. We rimmed each other & she even allowed me to fist her pussy. While fisting her she enjoyed a multiple of extremely intense orgasms. What a turn-on. Got rock hard watching her body shudder violently. Had intercourse in both the pussy & the arse. Ended up dumping my load in her arse. It was a very enjoyable encounter. BTW no condom was offered. I think we both forgot as the session was so intense.

    Reply
    • Milas says:

      Yummy
      Question is was it worth $280 +
      Any smell of old stale cum in her old pussy and cauliflower growths ?
      Brave man – Wouldn’t brave it myself.

      Reply
    • Milas says:

      Blacktown Bomber I have a few questions and observations. Just when are you going to stop trying to sell, these unsellable gross practices to the modern enlightened punter; that wants to stay healthy and live a long life.
      Just who do you think will do all the shit you purport to do.
      A couple of horrors did you say… how about all of them ( including you).
      Now lets see.
      1) French kissing – you are asking for a whore to kiss you if you pay her money….haha that says it all.
      2) You are paying a whore for the privilege of licking her filthy cunt – heaven knows how many dirty pricks she has had inside her. Maybe even dogs
      3) Is Greek available ? What a man – you are trying to put a cock up a woman’s arse.
      4) No 4 you can’t even add up.
      5) Does she do lesbian. OK there goes another $280 . Total so far at least $560. And what a great way to share viruses with you and two whores.
      5) You want to take pictures and pay them for the privilege.
      Fuck me – you degenerate – they are free on the web.
      You lapped up her shitty arse and she did the same to you. Sure !!!!!!!!
      And finally you did all that without a condom – on a 50 + year old fat whore.
      You are a fucking sick, sick, degenerate lunatic.
      Stop posting this fucking crap here – you fool no-one . The big question is why do you post it. Are you totally insane???

      Reply
    • Blacktown Bummer says:

      To Milas, “Fuck Off”.

      Reply
      • Tall Focker says:

        If this is syd99 admin your site is falling apart due to a select few. please ban BongKong who is a constant cunt/shit stirrer and CUNninglinguisT who attacks many users like your advertisers Bella and No1 site contributor Ahlungor. I’ll advise you for more bans soon. Regards Tall Focker

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    • Monroe says:

      You have got to be the biggest loser of this century, I hope you get aids and die, boasting how you did all without a condom, hopefully you don’t have a wife or girlfriend, if you do I pity them, I wouldn’t go near you if I ever knew, what a moron

      Reply
      • Monroe says:

        This is a reply to Blacktown bomber

        Reply
        • For The Greater Good says:

          ** ADMIN
          Ok here is the deal. Since you don’t want to be a responsible citizen and like to depict WL in a poor light this is what I intend to do.
          The very next time there is publication of depraved sex acts against women, one by one I will send letters out to all your advertisers to inform them of the lying, deceit, non truthful goings on the Parlour Pages web site. I will convince them to withdraw funding and not advertise on your web site.
          You just have to have minimum standards of decency.

          Reply
          • For the Good of All says:

            Now just one minute sport.
            Be brave enough to use your own moniker instead of stealing and hiding behind mine.
            Keep your wars to yourselves.
            My requests are clearly defined… I have no desire to destroy any business.
            My gripe is that goons and maybe admin are publishing intimate and depraved details of sex acts. Just cease and desist is my request.
            Actually I’ve noticed that on syd 99 the admin don’t allow such graphic details – and they filter punters posts before publication which unfortunately will undo PP if they don’t shape up.
            Keep me out of your territorial wars I want no part of it.
            I have a hunch that the above was written by PP admin to harm syd99. Come on girls kiss and make up.

          • ALHUNGOR says:

            Tall Focker you were banned on Syd 99 when Admin found
            out you were Anglo Saxon. You are a sore loser you white
            mongrel. Syd 99 Forum is Asian only you dumb white cunt.
            Asian power , Asian rules . All you Aussies China owes your
            land and country and now your. internet.

    • Good Samaritan says:

      Syd 99 would not spit on Parlour Pages Admin if they were on fire. We
      are the kings of Adult forums . PP is run by a bunch of loonies who are
      working out of a spare computer at Cumberland Psychiatric Hospital.

      Reply
      • Tall Focker says:

        If anyone belongs in a psyche ward its you ! The fucker who trolls a sex forum 24/7

        Reply
    • Medical Emergency says:

      Things that make you go hmmmm
      When you are sitting quietly waiting to have your blood test at the sexual health clinic suddenly a huge fuss is being made in the hall and ambo’s arrive, very sick looking lady is wheeled past on a trolley in a very big hurry. You suddenly realize you recognize the patient as a working girl whom you visit on a regular basis at your local brothel albeit she has been missing in action for the last few weeks.
      Panic sets in as you wonder what she has and have you caught it???
      Currently feeling sick to my stomach with worry as she was always a bigger curvy girl who appears to have lost weight dramatically the girl is Emma from MH at Artarmon who has always seemed very nice and did not engage in unsafe sex practices even though I asked her many times!!! What was I thinking??? I am now sitting on a bench outside the clinic wondering what to do? My wife is gonna kill me this time

      Reply
      • James Ellsworth says:

        Hopefully Emma is okay , she hasn’t been there for sometime now.
        In my experience she never did bareback.
        Nice person also.

        Reply
        • Old Friends says:

          Don’t worry mate, she was probably just overdosing. I know Emma/Kate from Miss Heavens very well and trust me she’s never met a pharmaceutical she wasn’t completely enamoured with.

          Reply
        • Loose cunt says:

          You are kidding yourself
          The only reason these whores are nice to you is all they want is your hard earned money
          As if they give a shit about you???
          How naive can you be??
          They suck you in so you keep coming back for more
          This is what these dirty fucken sluts thrive on
          How many thousands of guys do you
          think they have done this to??

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      • Tricky Ricky says:

        I heard a rumour that she caught herpes so I wouldn’t be going anywhere near her if she returns to MH

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  85. Pete says:

    Hey guys,
    Has anybody fucked that new girl Pheoby at Cougartown in riverwood.
    She looks familiar

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    • Pissed Off says:

      I think John Smith went there with the intention of getting her to stick three fingers up his arse. But apparently I understand his arse was smelly and loose. So they kicked him out when they discovered he had a handbag, make-up and lipstick. They said he was a gay bastard and not to come back.
      Interestingly one of the girls is called Ming.

      Reply
      • Salim says:

        PAL is using another new label, namely PISSED OFF

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        • Slammin Salami says:

          Hey all, I saw Pheoby this arvo. She was a good fuck. Banged all holes bareback. Even let me cum inside her arse. Definitely will be back. Although it did cost me an extra $50.

          Reply
          • For the Greater Good says:

            This is site run by wackos and if Parlour Pages does not
            acknowledge and apologise to Syd 99 Admin we will destroy
            Parlour Pages until it is closed down and sent bankrupt.

          • Robbie says:

            Just to let you guys know that Pheoby is one crazy lady.
            Booked her in for an hour and boy what a fuck.
            Started off by french kissing for a couple of minutes, then BJ without condom. Then she decided to sit on my cock without a condom. Followed by anal bareback.
            It didn’t take long to blow after that. Every drop went inside her arse.
            Absolutely the best root I have ever had at cougars.
            Without a doubt the number 1 pick in my opinion at cougars.
            To give mention to the other working ladies. Danni is now my second pick followed by Stephanie and I don’t mind Dana every now and then

          • Me in White says:

            Attention Everyone !!!!
            Lunatics on the run from “sexual deviants ward Cumberland Hospital” Called Winsno (intractable Asian phobia) … Robbie, Robert, Nikki’s Admirer, Jo and a few other deviates. They have once again found a computer to write pornographic bizarre nonsense. Once found they will receive Electric shock treatment daily and also to the testicles. They write this nonsense because they have been sterilised and are impotent. Straight jackets await when found. They even fantasise about licking muddy smelly arseholes of old prostitutes.Weird.

  86. Dr George Prepuce says:

    As a past sports health hack I can tell you most men struggle to ejaculate twice in an hour. You have to be an absolute elite athlete to ejaculate 3 times in an hour. This person knows nothing about male sexual capacity.
    This report is nonsense probably written by management to justify the very high charges. Also why would you want to have a 69 with an old prostitute that has had thousands of dirty cocks in her. Madness. Just ignore.

    Reply
    • Bung Hole Buster says:

      Well i went to MH & selected Vicky. Short Thai BBW with big floppy tits. First time i’ve picked her. Had DFK, BBBJ followed by quite a few minutes of 69er. Then had intercourse. Didnt put on a dom & was not offered one. After a while i pulled out, lubed my dick & penetrated her big fat juicy firm ass. Blew in her ass. It was a heavenly session. Next time i’m gonna book a 3some with Vicky & Candy. Hopefully there will be girl-on-girl action

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  87. Adamx says:

    So I finally went to Miss Heavens and saw the highly recommended Candy. She was very polite and fun sucked me dry 3 times. This is he first time with a woman who said cum as much as u want and u can its not like the other places that say cum only twice in a hour. She was very wet and we did alot of 69 did not get to fuck though only because we were in the 69 position most of the time and she uses dildos on herself all in all 10/10 if u want a girl with does everything and is very willing. The place itself is a very good establishment as well friendly people not pushy i can see why they charge the prices they do also it does give off a vibe as its a high roller place for business people etc to come and get there rocks off not like the shitty dangy places in the corner of somewhere

    Reply
    • Old Fart says:

      Went to Miss Heavens during the week. I must have been the only customer there as i was introduced to about 20 MILFs & GILFs. I was feeling really horny so I booked a threesome for one hour. . Got BBBJ, BBFS, rimming & bare back anal from both of them. Fucking unbelievable.

      Reply
      • Adamx says:

        Damn which ones did u go with ? i picked candy as everyone talks about her Darcy did look very promising though. Just want to pick the right woman since its a arm and a leg to pay here.

        Reply
        • Old Fart says:

          Adamx, if you want anal here are the ones i’ve done with or have been told they do it (trust factor there):
          Nicole, Candy, Vicky, Abigail, Jade, Jazz, Darcy, Pip, Paloma, Summer, Heidi, Lillian, Sarah, Isabella, Ella, Kartier, Lulu. TBH have had greek with 50% of the above. Rest i have been told do it. Mind you, a lot of punters do excel in BS. BTW quite a few of them did the greek without a condom.

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  88. Bung Hole Buster says:

    Just checked out today’s roster on Miss Heavens website. 26 WLs are rostered of which nine (that i know of) provide an anal service. Intend to go tonight & if i do then will provide a detailed review.

    Reply
    • Johnny says:

      Looking forward to another review from you, BHB. They are usually strong on detail.

      Reply
    • Styles says:

      Wonder why they call it Miss Heavens. Should read Ms Hells or Old Boiler Brigade.I suppose if you are as old as BBB then anything will do. The arseholes of these old boilers probably look better than their dials. You have to be joking – for us young uns would rather wank myself than pay them.

      Reply
      • Styles says:

        Well its obvious that Bung Hole Buster and Johnny are one of the same. I’d say management trying to get VERY old goats on walking frames to go though the door of Ms Old Boilers on Clag street. Who other than someone out of their minds would pay these old turds $280. Can get plenty of very young chicks for less than $100 with pristine figures instead of beached old whales.

        Reply
        • Johnny says:

          Well Styles or is it you Pal using another moniker. Well i’m not Bung Hole Buster. I’m an older guy & i prefer older women. Maybe you should try a few of these older women & find out for yourself why a lot of punters prefer them

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          • Styles says:

            Nope!
            With all respect. Do as you like. Most punters here are cheating on their wives and as such already have an older woman. For me an older woman would cause a big dip in my libido. These old boilers have pussies as tough as old boot leather and a body to match. Why pay that sort of money when you can have a young very beautiful girl for about 1/3 of that.

        • Fred says:

          Hey Styles — to each his own.

          With 3 daughters of my own aged 18 to 25, I don’t want any young girls that age – it just doesn’t feel right for me – and most of the act like pretty little princesses.

          Give me a real women in her 40’s or 50’s any day. Big floppy tits and stretch lines are a turn on for me.

          Reply
          • Styles says:

            Fred.. you are a comedian. You had me in stitches with your reply.
            Surely you are not serious.
            You prefer a wrinkly old boiler with floppy boobs, a wrinkly old arse and a leather lined pussy to a lovely young girl ??
            Sick man .. sick. The old bags have fantasies for a young boy not an old bugger like you.
            Forget they are as young as your daughters.
            The young ones would appreciate your cock more. Sorry if it offends but your daughters will be broken in by an older cock.- instead of a young premature ejaculator.

          • Fred says:

            Hey Styles – who are you calling sick?

            An older punter who prefers women of his own age, or one who is only turned on by girls a half or a third of his age. I know who I would call sick.

            But as I said – to each his own.

          • Styles says:

            Fred _ I’m not calling you sick. I calling your belief system sick..
            Why are you pretending to be is virtuous, by fucking women your own age ? It’s in order to mask your guilt. Why bother with old bags, just stick with your missus.
            Would you still feel this way if you didn’t have young daughters ??
            All these young women want is your money. They don’t care about age. They know we are all pervs. Fred – you are also a perv – don’t play this pretend game and put yourself up on a pedestal; to make yourself feel better by degrading the guy that prefers young women. As long a they are legal age that’s all that matters.
            Just reflect on this one mate: the older women you are fucking to make you feel better about yourself, may well have young daughters and sons and a husband. So cut the bullshit man. You are as bad as me and all the punters on here.

          • Fred says:

            Hey Styles – Yes you did call me sick. Quote “Sick man ..sick”.

            And “just stick with the missus” – well that would involve a trip out to Rookwood with a shovel and no I am not into Necrophilia.

            So what is wrong (in YOUR humble opinion) of an older bloke wanting to have sex with a women of his own age – not one as young as his daughters?

          • Styles says:

            Now Fred – you are not going to put the guilts on me buddy. Why didn’t you mention about your dearly departed wife at the outset.
            You have taken my comments and put them out of context.
            i.e cool man… cool OR great man … great OR fuck man… fuck OR shit man … shit OR OR sick man … sick – get the idea ???
            You want to feel better by fucking old ducks
            “up to you, man … up to you”

    • Bung Hole Buster says:

      Well i went to MH & selected Vicky. Short Thai BBW with big floppy tits. First time i’ve picked her. Had DFK, BBBJ followed by quite a few minutes of 69er. Then had intercourse. Didnt put on a dom & was not offered one. After a while i pulled out, lubed my dick & penetrated her big fat juicy firm ass. Blew in her ass. It was a heavenly session. Next time i’m gonna book a 3some with Vicky & Candy. Hopefully there will be girl-on-girl action

      Reply
  89. Jacques says:

    Went to Artarmon yesterday and booked a big titted WL for 45 mins. When she walked into the room just as i was towelling myself after showering. First impressions were positive. Nice looking with a nice body. She started kissing my neck & chest (i was still standing & she hadnt undressed). I gently stroked her lowerback. She is ticklish. I undressed her. Noticed her ass was like a rosy red apple – round, smooth & firm. She bent over. I kissed her ass checks then my tongue accidentally (LOL) slipped onto her asshole. It was nice & clean. Yummy yummy. Tongued her asshole for about 5 minutes. Then i motioned her to lie on her back. Went onto her clit. Stayed there for about 15 minutes. She moaned quite a few times. Every time she was about to climax, her back would arch. Then i slowly penetrated her pussy. She came a few more times. I had to pull out otherwise i would’ve cum. Then back to eating her pussy & asshole. At this point i had not received any oral. She was enjoying my tongue. So i asked if we could get into a ’69 position. No problems. My tongue worked on her ass & pussy. She climaxed in my mouth on a couple of occasions. Love the taste of a woman’s cum. i flipped her onto her back & penetrated her pussy again. After a few minutes, i slipped it into her ass. Nice & tight. Slow & gentle strokes before she ssked me to go harder & faster. I obliged then i blew. Enjoyed ny session. Money well spent. Will definitely be seeing her again. BTW i was never offered a condom so the whole session was bare back. Felt good. First time i’ve ever done BB with a pro.

    Reply
    • Kevin Long Prong says:

      Awesome. Which establishment in Artarmon did you go to?

      Reply
      • Jacques says:

        The brothel was Miss Heavens which is in Cleg St Artarmon

        Reply
    • Churchy says:

      Nice fantasy!

      Reply
      • Jacques says:

        Yes Churchy. For you evrrything is a fantasy. I feel very sorry for you. You must lead a miserable, insular life. I think you need a good rogering. Au revoir

        Reply
    • Kevin Looooong Prong says:

      Went to Cleg St during the week. In the Intro room i must met at least a dozen MILFs & GILFs. There were a couple of good’uns plus some bush pigs in the mix. I picked Tammy. Slender body with huge boobies. I reckon she’d be in her early 40s.
      In the room she was very pleasant & attentive. Not a passionate service which is to be expected as i’m a UFO – Ugly Fat & Old. LMAO. DFK, BBBJ, DATY, 69, rimming on her. While she was on her back, my tongue was servicing her clit, pussy & ass. Inserted two fingers into her moist pussy & started massing her G spot. She had quite a few strong orgasms before we proceeded with sex which was covered. BTW i recommend Tammy if you’re into really big tits.

      Reply
    • Wilsno says:

      Well said brother For Greater Good. Parlour Pages Admin and members are pathetic
      weak hairless scrotum’s jealous of the King of Adult website’s Syd 99.
      All other sites members are meagre peasants and catfish or bottom feeding scum.
      Syd 99 is god . Anybody who disagree’s with Syd 99 should either by lobotomized or
      euthanized.

      Reply
  90. Tall Focker says:

    Can anyone recommend a good male to male massage service? Prefer fit thai boys.

    Reply
    • Il Duce says:

      Pal should be able to hook you up. Keep in mind he is bottom only (likes to get ass fucked) so if you looking to top his recommendations may be limited.

      Reply
      • Il Duce says:

        I should add I’m also interested in m2m massage so would appreciate any recommendations.

        Reply
    • Tall Focker says:

      Hehe impersonating me now! Pal and co You are simply the biggest losers in town. Get a life you sad cunt!

      Reply
      • ALHUNGOR says:

        Syd 99 Forum is exclusive forum for Asian’s only. It is invitation only and
        only the elite of society and Titans of industry are privileged to become
        member. Naturally these are Asian as we are the new Kings of Aust.
        We own your land , your women we are everywhere. Only then top 1 % of
        society can join. Asian Power !!!!

        Reply
  91. Pop-up Ads says:

    Anyone else getting Malware Pop-up ads when visiting this site?

    Reply
  92. Bung Hole Buster says:

    Well done Donell. Would you be able to list the WLs or at least the brothels that provide BB in all holes?

    Reply
    • Doc says:

      For those interested- interesting article today in the Telegraph.Its describes how clever the aids virus is.And a discovery of where it hides and why long term medicines are necessary. Maybe a cure one day unless you die beforehand.

      Reply
      • Doc aka Pal says:

        Fuck off Pal with your moralising bullshit. Go get a life you sad useless fuck.

        Who the fuck reads that old tabloid toilet paper unless you are an old cuck.

        Reply
        • Doc says:

          I’ve been reading these discussions on here for a long time. But you have to face facts. It’s no good running away or burying your head in the sand. by blaming this guy Pal and now The Telegraph.
          The truth is the truth.

          Reply
          • Doc aka Pal says:

            What a sad pathetic life you have spending your day preaching morality you fuckin hypocrite.

      • George says:

        Doc = Pal = fucking useless moron

        Reply
      • George says:

        Doc = Pal = a nutcase on a mission to save the world. This troll is a sad fuck who doesnt know how to enjoy life

        Reply
        • Pal says:

          You are the useless fuckwit, George. You brag about having BBFS, DATY, BBBJ & BB anal with prostitutes. Who fucking does that, fuckwit? Fuckwits! That’s the answer. George is a fuckwit! George is a fuckwit.

          Reply
          • Pal says:

            Georgie Porgie, Puddin’ and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry with anal. heheheh

            Well, well, well trying to rope me in huh ? told you, I know your silly little games Jaaaamie.
            Sorry – not bitin’
            UNLESS you give me a heart felt apology XX

            What’s the matter ? feelin lonely ? no-one talking to you in the Gong ?? Cheeto heheheh
            Time for you to foam at the mouth – excuse me now – time to take a dump.

          • Cheeto Destroys Pal the old Poof says:

            Again Pal, that you would take the time to write all that crap proves what a sad empty life you have. Now go do the world a favour and take a bath with a toaster you useless old cuck.

          • Jacks Back says:

            Cheeto is right Pal you do sound like a whiny old bitch. I’m beginning to think Pal might actually be a woman he or she certainly writes like a woman scorned. Maybe she got an STD from her ex.

          • Pal says:

            Ahahahahah Sorry pricko !! you know I’m here but not getting a rise from me … ahahahah r u frustrated by that ?
            “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt mwa”
            Actually I can contact D’Big Pig and reschedule an early morning “tea” meeting near your place. Lets say Burwood park. He is keen to bring his cheer squad again if interested ?. Don’t worry I can contact Doc to attend too. PS Thomas bring Jamie and Cheeto too they are cordially invited. Plenty of grass to rest on for all. I can even pick you up at Strathfield and return you back home afterwards – just in case you are not feeling well after the morning tea.hehehehheheheh

          • Cheeto Destroys Pal aka D’Big Pig says:

            LMAO I think you are right Jack, Pal definitely sounds like a scorned woman.

            Pal aka D’Big Pig you didnt turn up to Parramatta Park so how can I expect you to be there tomorrow with your imaginary friends. Old cuck, I’m half your age you would have a heart attack if you got into any fight. Don’t try to act tough old man.

          • Pal says:

            Ahhahaah wimp last time, wimp this time. BTW Burwood park also have some fellows of dubious orientation that can take advantage of your old flabby gluteus while you are non compos mentis aka “in deep sleep” heheheh ( I can bring some KY jelly for them as they may like to try some anal on you).
            Bye now, see you in a few days. Going to Bamboo 651 to have some fun fun fun with thai girl. Wouldn’t consider smokey Goooong even if you paid me.

          • Cheeto says:

            You keep mentioning the Gong ? I don’t live there, I do business there regularly and I know for a fact its better then Burwood the shithole. I live in Pyrmont you poor old jealous fuck.

            Don’t try to pretend you are not some OLD jaded loser. You wouldnt last a day working for me you fuckin dinosaur. Making up stories about some fight you would NEVER turn up to, you must be fuckin senile.

          • Pal says:

            You are as mad as a cut snake Cheeto et al.
            Broad sweeping statements – how on earth can you possibly conclude my age and that I am a supposed old centrelink loser and all the other accusations.? Every time you accuse me of anything, my immediate thought is that you are doing – and are the very same thing.
            As a matter of fact I have posted many legitimate items about my experiences with ladies all over Sydney _ not The Gong which seems to upset you. And you are that ignorant, that you haven’t noticed.
            Just because I don’t approve of unsafe sexual practices, that you are irresponsibly posting here on PP; doesn’t make me any of the above. Just for the sake of enticing fools that believe all this shit and to make a few dollars at their expense. Who is your target audience anyway ? You want to lick arses and go BB go for it. You have a foul mouth and probably it smells like shit to boot.
            Now, you are going to give me this stern warning … I am tracking your IP address. Piss off. Don’t want this to be a public forum ?? Don’t like to hear anything other than your own feeble thoughts? Then don’t make it a public forum. You don’t have a fucking leg to stand on. Any fool can work that out. Oh dear the Pal is ruining this site – absolute bullshit. Delete my posts – it’s that simple OR are you a simpleton that doesn’t know how. It’s called DELETE on the keyboard.
            But you real MO is to get traffic on this forum even if it means aggression on your part.
            Have to go to Bamboo 651 now – go a roaring stiffy. Keep tasting arses while I entertain a nice nubile vagina.

          • Cheeto aka Jamie says:

            Old senile Pal I didnt read anything you wrote but by the amount you did I can you are pissed off :))))

          • Pal says:

            BTW Cheeto et al… who said anything about a fight ??
            Just a “friendly” morning tea with brandy maybe. Don’t know how you hold your liquor. Hence my suggestion of picking you up at home and dropping you off should you not feel well after the tea. And since you are into anal maybe you would enjoy some fellows to use your rump – for rumpy pumpy.
            Seriously gotta go to Sydney – my delicious girl awaits with her vagina.

          • Tall Focker says:

            I say Pal and friends instead of bitching on this site everyday actually meet up in a backstreet somewhere and settle this like men once and for all! Any of you got the balls or is there not a pair between you?

          • Pal says:

            I say there “short fucker airbrake ears”.
            Mind your own business and take a hike “pimply arse” –
            Join your mates and get a big bowl of flied lice with sea squirts at Strathfield Plaza.
            Signing out – over and out – you are decidedly boring puke puke.

  93. Jacques says:

    The other day I was in town for business and stressed out and as I was near Club 121 I paid a visit. Used to go here quite often & my favourite was Serita who keft about 7 years ago. In the intro room. I was introduced to three girls. Picked an ebony called Beyonce cause she has nice thighs and a big juicy arse. My only reservation was that she was a lot younger than me. Well I needn’t have worried. She made feel st home. DFK, DATY, 69. It was an incredible session. She is one hot mama. She really knows how to suck a cock. It was heavenly. Finished off with covered sex in doggy position. Pulled my cock out after a few minutes and inserted into her corn hole. Had trouble getting it in. Her arsehole was very tight. She told me she hadn’t done anal for quite a few days. Anyway it looked great with my cock going in & out of those beautiful brown butt cheeks. Blew big time. All in all a great session but a bit pricey compared to my usual haunts

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    • Pal says:

      All BULL SHIT. What a BULL SHIT review. As if that happened! BULL SHIT.
      BTW those posts made by Gary were done by me! Your pal Pal. LMAO. None of you dumbass punters picked up on that.
      Keep jerkin the gherkin.
      LMAO
      BOOYAA

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    • Arnold Sledgehamma says:

      Gee Gary, that IS the raison d’etre of this forum you fucking dumb arse. If you dont want to post details of your encounters then that is your perogative. You’re a cyber bully. Always telling punters not to do this or write that. If graphic detailed reviews upset you then stop using this site. To put it more bluntly: FARK OFF, Pal. How many nom de plumes do you use? You are PATHETIC!!!

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      • Gary says:

        Gee Arnie
        Uh ? cyberbully ? WTF. You are quite at liberty to filter my posts if that upsets you. Go ahead I don’t care.Just warning folk not to brag about their exploits as we don’t want to ruin our chances with our favourite girls do we ?? Who are you anyway ?? Why are you upset ? I have no control of what men do. If they don’t want to listen – fine – at least it’s been said.
        You have the wrong guy Arnie – just agreeing with my mate Pete – were you upset by him ?did you look at his youtube post. if not have a look.

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      • Gary says:

        Just another thing Arnie
        The thing I like about this site is we are able to post our thoughts good or bad unfettered by the moderator. He doesn’t seem to care. And we, as in me, don’t look at the responses. How is that bullying ? I am not bullying anyone – just stating my point of view. The people here are over 18 – so how can I bully them by remote control ??
        You are just a sad sack – correct ?

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        • Gary is Pal the cuck says:

          Pal you are such a little old whiny useless bitch. No doubt you have a sad pathetic life and must be deeply unhappy which stems from the fact you are a cunt and anyone who knows you soon discovers what a cuck you are.

          I

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          • Taking a Dump says:

            I’m sure this Pal fellow thanks you for always mentioning him and elevating him to star status.You have made him a legend on parlour pages

          • Taking a Dump says:

            i’m sure this Pal fellow is nothing but a loser and a cuck who loves to take it up the ass by a chinese lady wearing a strap on

        • Arnold Sledgehamma says:

          Cyberbully? Yes you are. Read your post dated 16 Oct at 1:36 PM. I rest my case. Post whatever negative comments about genuine punters. Not responding to you any more. Dont waste my time.

          Reply
      • King Farouk says:

        Warning Warning…Its John (Fucking Cheeto/ Jamie -puke puke /Mr Booya) Smith awake on Sunday morning doing his little drama act.
        Trying to promote his web site syd99.
        He is the one that went to cougar town and tried to get Ming to put 3 fingers up his smelly loose arse. She kicked him out. He had a handbag with makeup, and lipstick and ladies undies – gay bastard.Now he is trying to get back at her by waging a smear job.

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      • John Smith says:

        Allright – King Farouk is on to me. He is right.
        I like a well hung guy but he has to have a XXXXL cock to stretch my ring as it is very loose now. Be in touch very soon as I am desperate for a few cum shots. Sorry Ming but 3 fingers are not enough. Need a very very big cock.

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    • Da Donell says:

      Awesome post, Jacques. Need more posts like this! Instead we get inundated with negative, aggressive posts from that mealy mouthed troll who uses a thousand aliases.
      BTW i went to MH yesterday & saw Nicole. First time with her. Fark what a slut! What a performance. She may be “mature” but she knows how to turn a guy on. BB in all 3 holes for $160 /30 mins. And she encouraged me to take pictures & videos of her. Grrr

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      • Bridget says:

        How does your dick feel buddy.
        Every person that comments on Nicole or angel says the same thing.
        That they have fucked her bb in all 3 holes. Sadly your the reason why there are so many people infected with sti,s or hiv.

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        • Donell says:

          My cock feels fine Bridget. Thanx for asking. BTW as for your other comments, tell someone who really does care.
          FYI there are about 20 WLs I’ve seen in the past couple of years who have provided the same service as nicole. Yup. BB in all 3 holes.

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  94. Casper says:

    Pal is the Weasel with a Ferret up his arse! He must be off his meds as his posts are “strannge”. Oh BTW Pal aka Weasel aka Ferret stop telling people what to do. You’re a NUTTER.

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    • Riverwood Rapier says:

      Was feeling a bit toey yesterday so i went to Cleg St. Picked Alexis. Well she is one good looker. Slim trim body;tall with black wavy hair; big firm tits; thin waist; great oral skills; lovely disposition. Had an awesome session. The sex was with a dom but the BJ was au naturel. In our conversation i asked if she liked the taste of other girls’ pussy. She said “Yes”. She then proceeded to describe some of the FFM sessions she has participated in & with whom. Definitely booking her for a FFM session soon

      Reply
      • Pal says:

        What does Alexis look like?

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        • Fred says:

          Slim trim body; tall with black wavy hair; big firm tits; thin waist.

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      • Harvey Weinstein says:

        With all the media spotlight, i after some much needed stress relief. After reading RR’s review on Alexis (Cleg St Artarmon), i booked her for an hour long FFM session. Firstly she has a sensational body. Her oral skills are exemplary. I enjoyed watching & videoing the 2 WLs going at each other. Fantastic. Ended up porking both up the arse. Sex with A was covered but bare back with tbe other milf

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        • Jamie says:

          Pointless bullshit wet dream.
          How about you come back and write an actual REAL review of somewhere you have been instead of this made up fantasy.

          Otherwise keep jerking off thinking about your Mum.

          Reply
        • Sigfried says:

          Jamie who is Pal, has just made another wonderful & informative post. Gee, thanks for making my day. I love your reviews.Detailed accounts of your encounters with WLs. Just in case you havent realised, i’m being SARCASTIC, Pal aka Jamie aka a thousand other names. Get a life

          Reply
          • Jamie says:

            Sigfried I mean Pal, I mean Churchy, I mean Mick the Dick, etc, etc, very poor attempt at trying to deflect from your insanity.

            Anyone with the slightest intelligence knows Im not Pal and that Pal hates Jamie because I expose your moralistic nonsense rants and putting down other punters on this site.

            Now fuck off Sigfried/Pal/Churchy!

      • Gary says:

        What ? she blew off in your mouth , what did it smell like typical smelly arse farts or garlic farts?

        Reply
    • Peter Maynard says:

      link to youtube.com
      recent documentary. best not to say too much about your favourite places and girls.

      Reply
      • Gary says:

        Yep… say nothing – nothing at all – why spoil it for yourself. Only giving this tall fucker that owns this site and the cops free fodder. And NO I’m not your pal or your friend – idiot. Been lookin at all he said and it makes sense Pete. I’ve been for some good serviceing lately and NO way will I tell anyone.
        Fuckin find your own ladies and keep your mouth firmly shut.

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  95. Zomb says:

    MEN HERE IS THE KICKER
    WHEN EVER YOU READ ANYTHING LIKE LICKING, RIMMING, BBBJ, DATY,BBFS – ITS JUST THE MAD FUCKER RUNNING THIS SHIT SITE INDULGING HIS SORDID FANTASIES AND FILLING UP SPACE ON THIS SHIT ORIENTED FORUM. HE HAS HUNDREDS OF NAMES THAT HE MAKES UP. HE JUST TALKS TO HIMSELF USING THESE HUNDREDS OF NAMES. 99% OF ALL NAMES ARE JUST HIM. HE IS INSANE.

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    • Blacktown Bomber says:

      Zomb, or is it Zombie, you ARE deranged. How many names do you post under, Pal? Your agenda is to ruin this site. I wouldnt doubt that you ARE the OWNER of this site. You are so transparent Pal. BTW I like reading details like rimming, BBBJ etc cause it helps in my decision making process. Also like hearing about dud sessions for the same reason

      Reply
    • Ronnie says:

      So Zomb reckons this os a “SHIT SITE” yet he critiques every review under many different names like Pal, Churchy, Wartboy, Ferret, Weasel. He’s a miserable fucker who hates any punter who writes up a good review

      Reply
      • Big Bad John says:

        Especially if the punter writes about rimmng, anal & bare back. Then Pal really gets pissed and writes long monlogues railing about prostitutes, sexual practices etc

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  96. Bill Short One, Oztralia's next Prime Minister says:

    Went to Miss Heavens on Friday mid afternoon. I must have been the only customer there as i was introduced to about 20 MILFs & GILFs. I was feeling really horny so I booked a threesome for one hour. Have seen both WLs on previous occasions separately. Both are “mature”, provide BBBJ, BBFS, rimming & bare back anal. Both are short & pudgy i.e. their bodies look better with clothes on. LMAO. The session was mind blowing. I was caught unawares by what was to come. Get a raging wallaby just thinking about it. It was a full-on lesbian fest. They ate each other’s pussy & arse. One even fisted the other’s cunt while my cock was in her mouth. Did this infront of the huge mirror. A real turn-on. They didnt mind me taking videos with my iPhone. The WL being fisted squirted and her juice hit the mirror. Fucking unbelievable. Never seen that before. It was really horny to witness. I caught that on video. LOL. They dildoed each other’s holes as well as my arsehole. I’m pretty sure they enjoyed pegging my arse more than i did. LOL. All three of us were DFKing, DATYing & BBBJing, 69ing each other and I ended up porking both pussies & arseholes. One rimmed my arsehole while the other was sucking my cock. They swapped position. Fucking so erotic. It was expensive but it something i will definitely do again with these two as well as other combos. BTW please dont ask me to email my video clips. Go to MH & video your own session. Most of them are partial to eating pussy. Trust me on that as i ask them in the intro room. TBH I’ve never had a WL refuse me to video our sessions. Women are exhibitionist & love being videoed. I have an awesome collection. Love looking at videos of my cock going in & out of their arse while fisting their pussy. Obviously they are on their back on the edge of the bed while I’m standing. Also love videoing them while they dildo all their holes. It’s amazing how many of them get off while this. Just awesome. BTW my mate Malcum Twoballs keeps asking if he can watch ’em on my iPhone. Mal is such a desperate.

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    • Ferret on the lap says:

      WARNING PUNTERS _ THE TURD THAT RUNS THIS SITE IS GETTING A KICKBACK BY REPORTING WHAT YOU POST HERE. DON’T DO IT.
      JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT SITE – NOTHING TRUTHFUL.
      THIS BASTARD NEED TO STARVED OUT OF EXISTANCE.
      BANNERS ARE OK – EVERYTHING ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT.

      This is exactly why punters must never post anything on parlour pages.
      link to smh.com.au from a few years ago says this. This sting operation happens on a daily basis even now.

      The business also appears under the alternative name of Chatswood 7 on a notorious brothel website called Parlour Pages, which claims to be the “keepers of Sydney’s best kept secrets”.

      On September 18 a subscriber to Parlour Pages, Andrew, posted a review of his visit to Queen’s Sauna, which included a “happy ending”. He wrote: “Massage was really awful. Clearly, she had no experience as [a] masseuse but I was not there for massage anyway.” And last Monday, a private investigator visited the address on behalf of Brothel Busters, a private consultancy which investigates illegal brothels. In his reportthe undercover agent confirms sexual services were offered and received, with the girl having stated: “I can give you a happy ending and take my top off for another $70 or take off all my clothes for $90.”

      Reply
      • Blacktown Bomber says:

        What has got up your ass, Pal? A ferret?
        LMAO

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      • Bartman says:

        Who cares, Ferret? Seriously? You are wasting your time

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      • Pal the demented fuck says:

        Pal if you continue to keep posting lies and bullshit on this site you should expect a knock on the door from the police very soon. A defamation case is most definitely in your future.

        You have been warned.

        Reply
    • Blacktown Bomber says:

      PHARQUE! What a review. Loved reading it. Can you tell who the two milfs were? I’d love to do what you did

      Reply
      • Bill Short One says:

        To Blacktown Bomber, they were Julia Buzzard & Penny Wrong. JAHAHAHAHA.
        LMAO

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        • Harvey Weiner Prick says:

          Dat’s very funny, Bill. LMAO.HC93

          Reply
  97. Ferret aka Pal says:

    “BTW the psycho that runs this site lives in Strathfield. Which makes him Chinese or Korean”

    How fuckin stupid are you to make up some bullshit racial stereotype because you think the site owner lives in Strathfield. Do only Chinese and Koreans live in Strathfield?

    I cannot get over how fuckin dumb you are. Just fuck off already and mind your own business.

    Reply
  98. Ferret aka Pal says:

    Where the fuck is the URL to the article that supposedly was in the SMH today?
    Fuck you are a lying cunt Pal

    Do you have nothing better to do with your time you usless cunt.
    Seriously get a fuckin you sad pathetic turd. You obviously have some type of mental illness. Also Brothel busters went out of business 3 years ago.

    Reply
    • Weasel aka Pal the lying cunt says:

      I will ask you again you lying cunt.
      Where the fuck is the URL to the article that supposedly was in the SMH today?

      YOU ARE A PATHETIC PATHOLOGICAL LYING CUNT PAL.

      FACT: link to smh.com.au

      You must come from the Donald Trump school of pathological lying. Would not surprise me if you are a big fan of the orange goon.

      Reply
    • Weasel aka Pal the lying cunt says:

      To quote you ” You print the truth in future instead of lies.”
      Are you fuckin insane? Get on your meds you deranged cunt.

      I will ask you again.
      Where the fuck is the URL to the article that supposedly was in the SMH today?

      YOU ARE A PATHETIC PATHOLOGICAL LYING CUNT PAL.

      You must come from the Donald Trump school of pathological lying. Would not surprise me if you are a big fan of the orange goon.

      Reply
  99. Cheyenne Bodie says:

    Went to Miss Heavens late this afternoon. Saw Alexis for half hour session. Alexis is tall, big boobed, athletic physique & provides a fantastic service. IMO she is one of the best at MH

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  100. Woger Wabbit says:

    I visited RCT during week & had a session with Angel. She also works at MH. She’s good value. BBBJ, DATY, 69, rimming on me, BBFS & CIA. And the rates are cheaper at RCT compared to MH

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  101. Wild Bill BIG Cock says:

    To Ron. If punters provide details of activities that a parlour is not licenced for, why should we care if they get caught? I’m glad if they do cause most of the “illegals” are shoddy, dirty, smelly parlours run by asians. They are too stingy to pay the licence fees. Fucking serves the c_nts right!!!! They ruin it for the legit joints

    Reply
    • Ron says:

      I hear what your saying wild bill but im not talking about filthy joints.Im talking bout that nice thai/Asian place you’ve found where the girl/s will do something extra for you.why give free info away to council by putting it up on ppages.they hav money to pay for licence but all the shops nearby need to agree with council permit first.
      n actually I don’t care what u think.not asking for agreement read what pete maynard says.

      Reply
    • Dirk Digby says:

      Completely agree with you Ron. A lot of so called legal brothels are not much better then the illegal ones and if I want just a massage and HE I sure to hell don’t want to go to a brothel and spend $110 for a 30 minutes half-assed massage by someone who has no idea what they are doing.

      Most of the girls at those places just want to lay on their back and make a living not do massages. Give me a nice clean asian massage shop with friendly staff who will look after me for an hour and get something extra at the end. This fuckin website is just tipping off the cops and council to what normal massage shops might sometimes do.

      Reply
  102. Gary says:

    Jacko
    has to go to the thai massage near grocery shop. started bad leave underwear on sign no sex asked for soft massage got the most painful massage ever from this old thai boiler with hands like sandpaper. Left smelling like dencorub
    never again even for free legit place.that makes 10 massage shop in 1km they must be jokin.

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  103. Gorgeous Greek George says:

    I was looking at the ads in Cracker & came across an ad for a 42yo latina called Selina. There were some nice pix of her naked. One was of her from behind. What a beautiful arse. Made an hour booking. IMO for a MILF in her 40s, she is hot. Good looking, nice skin colouring, nice body. Started off with DFK. She stuck a finger in my ass which was kinky and also whipped cream yes she sprayed it on and just started going for it. Was rock hard and ate her out. She was fucking wet as fucked hard and fast. Stopped as I was about to cum. DATY then rimmed her arsehole. Then into 69. She loves receiving oral. Was licking her cunt while i fingered her arsehole. Could feel she was about to cum again, so i pulled her arsehole apart so that it gaped while mouthing her pulsating clit. Kaboom baby. She gushed. My mouth & face were covered in her love juice. Then inserted my throbbing cock into her pussy. Finished off in her arse doggy style. CIA. She massaged me then followed up with more BBBJ. Hardened up & pounded her arse again. It was excellent then pulled out & bbbj came in her mouth. CIM. All in all will definitely see her again. BTW sex in pussy & ass was with a condom.

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    • Geoff Andrews says:

      Thanks for the absolutely bullshit review. You posted this at 5am so definitely a wet dream.

      Reply
      • Gorgeous Greek George says:

        5am or 5pm. What has the time got to do with it? Anyway Geoff Andrews (aka Pal) we all look forward to your very FIRST review. Oh i guess we’ll be waiting an eternity cause fucking dickheads like you just bag punters who post any meaningful review. You’re jealous coz you’re impotent – financially, physically, morally, emotionally & spiritually. Have a miserable life, Pal

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        • Geoff Andrews says:

          It doesnt take someone with much intelligence to tell that your “review” is an absolute lie and fantasy. I have never read so much bullshit in my life. I think you write 1 or 2 bullshit reviews a day and its not difficult to tell its you. I’m starting to think you might be website owner of Parlour Pages who is creating new content to make the site seem alive for Google. Why else would you up at 5am writing fake reviews Geoff 🙂

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          • Jason says:

            Go for a Lebanese girl on cracker and also at Ardel park called amira … she goes all out … and is a dirty little slut also … best fuck ever….. 044980179…. real dirty slut fuck ….. loves the cock and the cim in any diirection

          • Jason aka Pal says:

            Pal absolute bullshit as always. Don’t you have anything better to do with your time you useless fuckhead.

    • Harvey Weiner Prick says:

      Great review George. It was a good read. Love reading about sessions like that. Cause of your ad, i booked Selina for 30 mins. Paid $100 but that included massage & oral only. FS was extra & too expensive. BTW she has a beautiful body. The session was very good. I’m an older guy & love DATY, BBBJ & 69s. Once they put a dom on me, the old fella loses interest. LOL. I digress. Back to Selina. The BBBJ was one of the best I’ve had in a long time. Her body is beautiful. At one stage i had her on all fours & was kissing & licking her butt cheeks. Then i pulled her butt cheeks apart to expose her beautiful cornhole. Well it was irresistable. Started to kiss, suck & lick it. She loved that & started to gyrate her ass. Then got into 69. Was licking & tonguing her pussy & clit while fingering her ass. Eventually blew in her mouth. Will see her again for sure. Erotic. That is the word that best describes my session. Very erotic

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  104. Punter333 says:

    Anyone ever get any HE at this place:

    link to sareeyahthaimassage.com.au

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  105. Big Lebo Gherkin says:

    Pal finally getting his just desserts.
    BOOYAA
    KAPOW
    KAPOW
    KAPOW
    PRRFFFTTTT

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    • GILF FOCKER says:

      Went to Miss Heavens & had a GILF named Jade. She’s tiny with very big tits. I reckon she’s in her 60s but did i have a good time or what? It was sensational. She gave me one of the best BBBJs I’ve had in years. Plenty of DATY, 69, DFK & rimming (on me & on her). Ended up doing her standing up in front of the mirror. If one word describes the session, it is UNINHIBITED. Well worth a try if you like well preserved GILFs.

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    • Peter Maynard says:

      Here’s another rule of thumb, specific to Sydney CBD. You’ll struggle to find an extras shop north of liverpool street, and you’ll struggle to find a straight shop south of liverpool street! And there is very little east of Pitt street. The south western quadrant containing Haymarket, Ultimo and Chinatown is the sweet spot. Obviously the places behind QVB are an exception.

      Reply
    • Hornee Bastard says:

      I just came back from Miss Heavens (Artarmon). Was introduced to a bevy of WLs & i have to say a lot were new to MH. And quite a few were busty. In fact there were 3 or 4 with very very large breasts. Dont remember their names. Anyway I picked one called Jazz. IMO she is attractive & has a very nice plump body with luscious boobs & ass. I boned up as soon as she undressed. DFK while she fondled my prick & arse. BBBJ both in standing & prone positions. Then she pushed my legs back & rimmed my arse. Her mouth alternated between my prick & arsehole for the next 5-6 minutes. Farking beautiful. Then i reciprocated my kissing & sucking her tits, nipples, clit & pussy. Also rimmed her arsehole. Then my mouth alternated between her cornhole & pussy. Her pussy was really wet. I’m pretty sure she came a number of times. Then into a 69 position with her on top. I was so turnec on by her oral skills that i exploded in her mouth. Pretty sure she swallowed as she kept suxing my prick even after i blew. My cock was so sensitive but her mouth & tongue kept me hard. Unfortunately my time was up. Hopefully i’ll have FS with her next tine. Am looking forward to it

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      • Pal is a cuck says:

        And then you woke from your wet dream in the gutter only to discover a stray dog licking your mouth.

        What a fucked life you must have that you have to write such complete lying bullshit.

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      • Polly Waffle says:

        Pal, everyone knows you lead a miserable life. I rather be Hornee Bastard than Pal. You’re such a loser!

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  106. Cheyenne Bodie says:

    Well Pal, my reviews have always been legit. As for you, you have a problem. In fact YOU are the problem on this Forum. Until a couple of years ago this site provided good intel. Sone the reviews were great & because of them i ended visiting new WLs who provided the services i savoured.
    Since your arrival, you have caused the demise of numerous threads: Cougar Town, Amanda Heavens, 269, Miss Heavens etc. You are a sick fuck

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  107. Linford says:

    Anyone had Monet, Nicky, Ebony or Tammy at Heavens? How are they? Big tits

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    • Big Lebo Gherkin says:

      Linford. I havent sighted Monet or Ebony. Have had sessions with Nicky & Tammy. Nicky has HUGE tits but she’s a BBW. Tammy has MASSIVE tits on a petite trim body. I preferred my session with Tammy. BTW Nicky was pretty good in the room

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    • Bartman says:

      Hey Linford. I’ve seeing this WL. She
      HUGE tits. Check out her pix.
      link to sydney.cracker.com.au

      Reply
    • Bartman says:

      If the link to cracker doesnt work, go to Cracker, select ESCORTS, select Sydney then do a search on Milli or 16J. She’s in Surry Hills

      Reply
      • Kevin Loooong Prong says:

        To Bartman. I’ve beenwith Milli. Big big tits. She provides a raunchy service. Great 69er. DATY, rimming (on her – not me), BBBJ & CFS.

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    • Paddles says:

      I went to Miss Heavens & met about 20 WLs. Was confused as there were so many good sorts to pick. Ended up going with Tammy. Fair skinned, trim, slim brunette with massive hooters. Booked for 30 minutes & had a great session. Started with DFK and a lot of nipple sucking & boob licking. Worked my tongue towards her tummy before migrating to her clit & pussy. Got her moaning. I think she liked it. Then pushed her legs back & tongued her cornhole. She definitely liked that. Asked her to get into 69 position with her on top. Boy it felt great. It was so good i blew in her mouth CIM. No sex as that was it for me. LOL

      Reply
      • Corn104 says:

        Tammy doesn’t do CIM.
        Have seen her a few times.
        So, your review is fake.

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    • Boobs Man says:

      Linford. If you are into really BIG tits, try Charlie. She’s fairly new to Miss Heavens. Only saw her once so far & had a good time. Her tits are beautiful. Can recommend Layla. Her tits are larger than average but exquisitely shaped. Not as big as Charlie’s but beautiful. She also provides a great service. Had BBBJ, DATY & DFK with both ladies. Sex was covered.

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    • Linford says:

      Cheers boys

      Reply
  108. Tall Focker says:

    If you hate the site so much why don’t you piss off to syd99?

    Reply
  109. Peter Maynard says:

    Lanna Thai off broadway, Ultimo. quality Thai massage and good 20/50 extras. the only girl I spend 50 on works on Mondays, tall strong girl, pretty. The other girls are big and ugly but know their way around a man. really dingy rear entrance.

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    • Peter Maynard says:

      Maroubra quality is stable at present. 775A and 208 Anzac still most flexible but not that attractive. 116 Boyce a bit hit and miss but occasional diamond in rough. generally flexible. 106 Maroubra road well run, standard options. 333 Bunnerong nice young girls, standard MP 20/50, well run and you get full 30 minutes.

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  110. Peter Maynard says:

    Further to the discussion. Don’t be afraid to go into a shop with $55 or $60 and say “30 minutes and the haapy ending”. Takes the pressure off them as they know to be done they have to offer. By asking, no chance of prosecution or other action. If they refuse which has never happened to me, then you have your answer,

    Reply
    • Tony Brown says:

      Peter makes no sense. Please elaborate no chance of prosecution from what?

      Reply
      • Peter Maynard says:

        Council and/or police. Sexual services from anything else but a licensed brothel is illegal.

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        • Ron says:

          Peter your right on the mark. Nothing good can come of saying anythink on here about our favourite places. Cops and council inspector are getting free info and prosecuting. don’t want to spoil it for us and the girls.
          Best to say nothing men keep tightlipped and say nothing it serves no useful purpose

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  111. Tony Brown says:

    Pal seriously mate you are not right in the head. What is wrong with you? Don’t you have anything better to do with your time then come on here every day and write bullsit under various names. You must be a very unhappy person.

    Reply
    • Tony Brown says:

      Good! Fuck off then you mentally ill and challenged troll. Get a fuckin life instead of trying to push your fake morality on this site you fuckin hypocrite.

      This is a public forum and the owner nor punters are advocating to do anything illegal. Learn the about law you fuckin cancer.

      Reply
    • Tall Focker says:

      Can you trolls please shift to syd99 they have personal messaging ability. You can argue with eachother all day long. Plus, they are always talking shit about you guys there

      Reply
      • Alan86 says:

        You are a wanker Tall Focker

        Reply
        • Tall Focker says:

          Piss off Alan. I’m just trying to clear up the site

          Reply
  112. Phase Alternating Line says:

    Did a bit of exploring in Sydney centre last weekend. It’s just incredible how many massage shops have sprung up.
    Anyhow, went to shop near York St. Mixed bag of girls, but all cute – maybe all Chinese. Selected a pretty girl cost was $50 for a 45 min massage and she wanted an extra $50 for gear off and hj. I was home and hosed by her exquisite skills.
    Interesting observation. The younger ones are in town ($60 for 60 min average) – as you get into the suburbs and much further out, some of the prices go up and the ladies get much older with leathery skin. Funny that. Maybe its a case of so much competition in Sydney that drives the prices down. Some of these oldies in the burbs think they can command high prices. Especially Thais. Not from me in future.

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    • Jamie says:

      Pal you sure do love the Chinese ladies don’t you and always putting down the Thais who have far superior massage techniques.

      Reply
    • Phase Alternating Line says:

      Ah who?? Anyway… my bottom line for me is how much ANY girl costs for rubbing my cock. Who cares about massage technique !!
      Thais are too precious and expensive for my blood. But in all fairness have had some good and cheap Thai ones as well.
      Know any good Cheap Thai places Jamie ??

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      • Jamie says:

        Pal you poor bastard get an education (too late for you old cuck) and maybe you will be able to get a job that pays well enough that you don’t have to be such a cheap nasty cunt.

        Reply
        • Phase Alternating Line says:

          Don’t know who you are but you are very aggressive.
          Go outside and take a deep breath and relax. That’s no way to treat a fellow punter on here. I have no interest in responding to any tirades of yours so don’t bother. Just pop a valium and hopefully you will calm down.

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      • NTSC says:

        Could Admin please ban Jamie (obviously a nasty troll with mental issues). I think he is suffering with a severe case of penis envy of some guy call Pal. He has made these outrageous attacks on a punters good name. He seems to think he owns the place. Thank you in advance. Please ban him I implore you.

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        • Jamie says:

          NTSC aka Phase Alternating Line, aka Pal stop being a snowflake and its impossible to ban me you ignorant old cuck. After all the trolling you have done on this site its so hypocritical of you to DEMAND the site owner to ban me. Now go have a cry.

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    • Steve says:

      Pal finally getting his just deserts.
      BOOYAA
      KAPOW
      KAPOW
      KAPOW
      PRRFFFTTTT

      Reply
      • Pal has used the phrase ‘Booyaa’ previously.

        Sad little fucker has to make up conversations with himself

        Reply
        • Der Riechsfuhrer SS aka Pal says:

          Der Riechsfuhrer SS aka Pal well its quite obvious Der Riechsfuhrer SS is Pal who else would attempt to defend the absolute lowlife that Pal is. Also the fact Pal you would use a Nazi alias shows what a piece of shit you are. Seriously mate you are fucked in the head and I just wish I could have 5 minutes to kick the living shit out of you because thats what you deserve and let me promise you, you would not stand a chance with me you old cuck.

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          • Il Duce says:

            You gutless jewboy.

            Bow down to the master race and lick my jackboot you cur.

          • Pal the cuck says:

            You sad pathetic Nancy wannabe cuck. You are the furthest thing from belonging to any maste race, if you are dumb and gulliable enough to believe that archaic ideology. Nancy’s are just cucks too afraid to think for themselves. Sad.

  113. Looking at these comments it is clear that all posters here are nothing but subhuman scum who deserve nothing more than a one way trip to the gas chamber.

    Reply
    • Stalin says:

      Der Riechsfuhrer SS you pussy you sound like a loser in life Nazi wannabe cuck who has no fuckin idea about the world. Go have a fuckin cry you little bitch.

      Reply
    • Sit on my face says:

      Der Riechsfuhrer are you okay snowflake? Do you want some tissues? :))

      Reply
    • Ali Kahn says:

      I found this ad in cracker. I love da womans wid big boobbies. Dis black chick has huge tities. Here is the ad. Check out her photos. I saw her during the week. All safe. She loved DATY & getting rimmed. It was a prety goode sesion. Will see her again

      link to sydney.cracker.com.au

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  114. There are only two genders says:

    I DEMAND that all punters vote NO. …that includes you Pal….do it now homo.

    Reply
    • Peter Maynard says:

      So how do you tell if a Parlour is legit or has extras? My rough guide!

      Location. Unlikely to find a likely place in a shopping centre, or in the middle of a busy shopping strip. Operators don’t want to pay high rents and Punters want privacy. In quieter, less attractive, lower foot traffic locations.

      Appearance. Usually sparse. Legit places have decorations, seats out front etc. Those flashing blue/red cheap signs are generally found in extras places.

      Staff. Dressed in traditional gear, or in matching non-sexy uniforms – unlikely. casual dress more likely, sexy dress even more likely.

      Internet/Advertising – mentions of relaxing, appearances in cracker/backpage, talking about sexy masseuses, young staff, de-stress. Searches bring a mention in pages like this.

      Phone manner. Call them. If they call you darling, sexy voice, it’s a likely..Ask about services – if they say full body, generally a yes. If they say “ask the masseuse, generally a yes.

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      • Alf says:

        Thanks Pete. Some great tips there.
        * here are a few more markers.
        *If they ask if you have been here before. They are sussing you out to see if you know their game, or you may be a council inspector.
        Although the one at Mac Square had me fooled. When I said no, but a male friend highly recommended you – the old Thai in reception gave me a medical questionnaire to fill out.
        * Interestingly some of the new shops start out with high ideals – but discover that gents take a half hour session and never go back.
        So its good to give it a break for a while to see if the high ideals have gone by the wayside.
        * If they are a big consortium of massage shops – (unlikely) as they have too much to lose.
        * This is a biggie – if there is a prominent sign outside that state “no sexual services” – just forget about them.
        * I went to a shopping centre massage place last year- had the Chinese lady about 40 and got the impression she would do under the right circumstances. And I was right – eventually she said take the last appointment for the day. Immediately the manager left , off came the towel and although she said her husband never wants to be masturbated – I taught her how and I was rewarded by a big (massive) blow. Great to teach virgins.
        * If very few females go to the massage shop, good indication that men are being serviced
        * After a while, as you say, your gut feelings come to play.

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        • TommyBoy says:

          Peter and Alf you are both absolutely spot on. As someone who has been playing this game for a few years I can see nothing to add and any newbie who wants to avoid disappointment study their words. Its a wonderful hobby 🙂

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    • TommyBoy says:

      Pal do you ever have anything positive to contribute to this site?

      Reply
  115. JG says:

    8/20 Northumberland Rd, Auburn
    DIAMOND MASSAGE

    $40 30 minutes
    $20 happy ending
    $40 nude happy ending
    Other extras on negotiation.

    Joanne, young 20s, super cute. Long black hair and pretty face. Full C Cup.
    Had the 30 minute massage with happy ending. Paid up front.
    Overall a soft massage, great happy ending. The rooms are open at the top and there’s so much noise coming in from all sides. Paid an extra $20 for another happy ending. She was sucking my nipples and working my cock so professionally on the second run.

    There appeared to be two girls on the Tuesday roster that I could see.
    Would definitely go back.

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    • Big Bad Abdulla says:

      Interesting a 30 minute massage with two happy endings ?, nipple sucking and then working your dick ??al in the of half an hour. and you are skilled at recognising the bra sizes. You are a legend (in your own mind). Piss off bullshit report.

      Reply
      • Mick says:

        Big Bad Abdulla you are nothing but a useless troll and moron, grow a fuckin brain instead of shitting on others legit reviews you low breed loser.

        Reply
      • Huge Lebo Cucumber says:

        Dear me. Tsk tsk tsk. Pal has posted another vitriolic comment but hides under the name of “Big Bad Abdulla”. You are a joke Wartboy

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    • David Wong says:

      Folks its been too long since my last review. I had the chance to fire in one today. Found myself in Ermington stopped of at the hotel to wet my whistle. While I was there the half decent bar maids were G in me up so I thought I would relieve some built up anxiety at this place. Just off Vicky Rd west bound before the bridge this place lurks. Looks like a old shed in the industrial area. This place is certainly no palace. It could do with a bit of love there was a massage bench in the room I was in looked like the back seat of my school bus! The host give me 2 ladies to choose. I chose Linda early thirties Chineese I think average body average head. Had a shower laid on the bed she give pretty good natural blow job. Did her best to get the whole of my wand in her throat she managed three quarters of the monster I havnt seen a girl do that yet so she deserves a pat on the back for that effort. But sadly it was all very clinical after that did her front ways back ways she was whingin that i was pounding her too hard and that I should hurry up and cum soon. If I needed to hear complaints I would go and get myself a bitch! Anyway the more moanin the more I ploughed on and in eventualy making a donation of the man sauce. $60 for half and hour it wasnt the best full service Ive had not by a long shot but there has to be better than Linda but you cant expect top shelf for that price but worth a visit to see if the others reviewers are full of shit.

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      • Big Bad Abdullah says:

        Bull Shit! You are a chinaman & you reckon you have a monster lurking in your undies. NO WAY, JOSE!!!! Everyone knows that you guys have skinny little weiners! Dat’s why they like aussie cock. At least TWICE the size.
        BOOYAA
        KAPOW
        KAPOW
        KAPOW
        PRRFFFTTTT

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        • A-Hab the A-Rab the Shiek of the Burning Sand says:

          Hey boofhead. I didn’t realise we had to agree with all the submissions on here.

          Reply
        • A-Hab the A-Rab the Shiek of the Burning Sand says:

          Mr Booya leave Mr Wong alone. Because Mr Wong could be wite. Its just dreadful to criticise a report by a legitimate punter… you are scum.
          Me and Big Bad A may see you soon.

          Reply
      • Masood says:

        To Big Bad Abdullah aka Pal aka Wartboy etc., you are true to form. Just bag genuine punters & their reviews. Very sad.

        Reply
        • Please Read says:

          Big Bad Abdullah is definitely Poofter Pal with his typical negative comments towards anyone who attempts to write a legit helpful review.

          Reply
  116. XXXLarge says:

    Saw a latino lass at North Ryde. Found her in Cracker. Her photos are awesome. She claims she is 42. If true she a great body for her age. Paid $100 for 30 minutes for mutual oral. No FS. That’s too expensive. Anyway i’m over 50 & was more than happy with what was provided. She has amazing oral skills. CIM & she swallowed. Grrrr

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  117. Steve says:

    Hi all,
    Just fininshed fucking Dana at cougars in riverwood. What an arse. She gave bbbj but covered for sex. Very pretty and would highly recommend.

    Reply
    • dana says:

      bs I never give anyone bbbj liar

      Reply
      • Steve says:

        Why would I lie

        Reply
        • David Serle says:

          Steve,
          That wasnt Dana who responded. It’s that farken troll Pal, Wartboy or whatever other names he uses. Just ignore him. He’s a serial pest

          Reply
    • Big Bad Abdul says:

      Was watching both the AFL & NRL finals at the pub. Got bored with both matches & left when the score in NRL reached 20-0. Broncos had nothing. TBH they were very very ordinary. Went around the corner to Cleg St. There were about 18 WLs. Picked one of my regular WLs. She’s been with Amandas for at least 10 years now. Got the usual PSE service. DFK, BBBJ, DATY, 69, BBFS, anal plus she’s a real exhibitionist. She loves it when i video her masturbating & fist fucking her pussy. BTW I always send the fotos & videos to her phone. She loves big fat lebo cock

      Reply
      • Steve says:

        Well is she

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        • Bobby da Wobot says:

          Steve, what are you asking? You wrote: “well is she”. ????

          Reply
      • Newbie says:

        Sounds like Nicole

        Reply
        • Old Smoothie says:

          Newbie. I can tell from my own experiences that the WL described by Big Bad Abdul could be one of at least 5 WLs at Cleg St. Aint life great.

          Reply
  118. Plonk Artist says:

    Recently went to Gasorn Thai Massage at Ingleburn.
    Had a massage with this chunky Thai girl. Did an ok sensual massage but fuck me, at the end of the massage nothing was on offer. Cost me $80 for the hour. The boss lady hangs around… seem like a bit of a dragon.
    Left with a stiffy but really frustrated. WTF.. what a waste of dosh. These bloody Thai places. Just fed up.
    Went to another just further up from this joint about 3 mths ago. Cost me $90 for the hour and same bloody story.
    What shits me about all these Thai places is they are nosy and ask very personal questions. Most are looking for some sucker to hitch. Just don’t know how they survive asking those prices. Will stick to the places that are recommended or I know will satisfy.

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    • Plonk Artist says:

      By the way. I forgot to say. In my considerable experience with these Thai’s my feeling is that they basically don’t like me / us. They don’t integrate into Australia like a lot of other immigrants. They only employ their own kind in massage shops, restaurants, and all manner of businesses.I’m yet to encounter a non Thai in their massage shops. I remember a guy here that commented that although he was a regular at Natasha Spa at Casula he still got shit service. Well read what I said – that’s the reason. Also, the girls are terrible gossips and they discuss intimate details of all encounters – between each other. Wish I could understand Thai, as I’m sure they would be saying very non flattering things about us, when they talk to each other in Thai. We’ve all heard them haven’t we.
      Give me nice Chinese girl any day for better service.

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    • Plonk Artist = Pal says:

      Just stick to your dirty hairy Chinese whores at Burwood you useless bitter turd Pal.

      Reply
  119. Pal for GAY marriage says:

    hey boys I have missed you all. cmon lets be honest gay marriage is really my only hope of ever getting married so lets all get behind it.

    from your gay pal.

    Reply
  120. Stiff says:

    no one CARES what you are voting for!
    This site is for massage parlour reviews you sad lonely fuckface.

    Reply
  121. Plick says:

    Can anyone advise where the youngest (over 18 of course) prettiest girls are in Sydney cbd. Just for massage, hj & nude.
    Not too expensive. Pls give me a breakdown of costs.
    Thanks

    Reply
    • Stiff says:

      You disgust me! Whats wrong with tired looking middle aged asian ladies who have popped out a couple kids with loose hairy vaginas and a bad attitude?

      Reply
    • Plick says:

      Only relatively new here . Just what I have been thinking for some time. No one reads this site.
      Thanks for nothing.

      Reply
    • Linford says:

      Is centerfolds still full of hot women or has it gone to shit? Also where can I go to get SHERIDAN like tits? J cups or close too

      Reply
      • Stifler says:

        Go on Cracker and go to the bbw section and you’ll find an Indian named Sheena who works out of an apartment in Mascot.
        Huge natural tits, but not Sheridan size.
        btw. ..she won’t see African or Indian men in case you are either.

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      • Lebanese Cucumber says:

        Used 2 c sheena at Moore Park. Excellent service. Used to join me in shower. DFK, BBBJ, 69 & BBFS. But no anal. BTW she is Indian. Very short with huge firm butt & big tits. Luscious body. She likes middle eastern types.11/10.

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        • Stiff says:

          And like I said ” no accounting for your taste” it’s in your arse. Bet she has an arse bigger than yours.

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        • Stifler says:

          I never got to bareback her but yes she is 11/10.
          And yes she did mention that her preference is middle eastern men.

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      • StudMeister says:

        Linford, if you are looking for a WL with big big big natural tits, may I recommend Stephanie at cougar town, riverwood. She’s tall & has a meaty build.

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        • Dudd says:

          Michelle at CT has huge tits. They’re bigger than Stephanie’s but Stephanie has a better body IMO

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      • Rupert says:

        Mr Linford. Try Tammy at Miss Heavens, Artarmon. Her tits are huge & natural. She has a lean trim body. Vicky is a short Filipino milf with huge natural tits. Bit pudgy around the gut. Nicky has HUGE natural tits but she is a BBW.

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      • Piddles says:

        To Stiffie. BTW I like rimming girls’ assholes & sticking my tongue in there. Like being rimmed. Vicky & Yoyo (12 Belview St surry hills) love rimming my asshole. Both provide BBFS, BBBJ & BB anal. Both are available for 3somes. $65 for 30 minutes. Great value. Lulu, April & Maria are at 269 Campsie. All do rimming, BBBJ, BBFS, BB anal plus lesbian 3somes. BTW I once had a 4some with these 3 WLs. Porked all nine holes bareback. Angel (greek aussie) at CT Riverwood does all the above & more. BTW all the above let me take pix & videos with my iPhone. Awesome stuff

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        • LMFAO says:

          LMFAO _ ahahaahah – good !! keep eating the shit. I like you eating shit. Because you are full of shit.

          Reply
      • Old Smoothie says:

        Linford, if you want SHERIDAN-like tits, may I suggest this sheila. Have seen her a few times. She’s located in Surry Hills. Her name is Milli & she’s an american negress. Very attractive. Great service; HUGE tits. Here’s the URL. There’s photos. Tell me if they arent big. LMAO.

        link to sydney.cracker.com.au

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  122. Stiff says:

    lol, nice try dickhead. I maybe gay but does not mean I’m for gay marrriage. Get a life!

    Reply
  123. Malik says:

    I saw Amanda at Cougar Town. What a great session. She’s amazing. Awesome oral skills. Good looking with a good body

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    • Kilam says:

      Excuse me sir Malik. What does good oral skills mean ??
      She talks well or sings well Is she a good public speaker… Please explain ?? Ae no undestend

      Reply
  124. Vote NO says:

    Quick reminder to vote NO and push back against Rainbow terrorism.
    And btw. …there are only two genders

    Reply
    • VOTE YES says:

      VOTE YES and say NO to the wannabe alt-right fascists who want to control your life with bigotry and hatred. These same people will eventually try to outlaw sex shops, prostitution, brothels and massage parlours with the help of the evangelical christians. Look how deadbeat Donnie and the dumb deplorables are trying to send the US back to the dark ages. ITS NOT WORKING.

      Reply
      • Vote NO says:

        Once again just more baseless bloviating from the alphabet mafia.
        Who writes your speeches for you ? Your arts professor ? Lee Rhiannon ? Clover Moore ?

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      • VOTE YES says:

        VOTE NO and its the first step of many that the conservative evangelical christians and their supporting politicians (Tony Abbott aka the Mad Monk) will try to take away your ability to visit sex shops, brothels, massage parlours and totally outlaw prostitution.

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      • Make Australia straight again says:

        All forms of the feminist agenda must be rejected and crushed.
        Vote as far to the right as possible.

        Reply
        • Massage addict says:

          Still a lot of racism in Australia. Look around you, people use ‘poofta’ as an insult. Australia isn’t there yet. Just like when Trump won we found out Americans were closer racists

          Reply
      • Tom Cruze says:

        What an uneducated brainwashed moron you are, Ms Vote YES.
        1. Fascists are LEFT. Not the alt right. MSM keeps pushing this myth.
        2. Voting NO doesnt make me a bigot
        3. If the YES vote fails then the Lefties & the rainbow coalition will scream, hiss & scream foul play. I guess they’ll blame Vladimir Putin.
        KEEP AUSTRALIA STRAIGHT

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    • Lebanese Gherkin says:

      I’m voting NO. If i fucks a married gay guy den its adultary. No goode bro! Dat means i commits a bad sin

      Reply
      • Stiff says:

        To the Leb… another mindless rendition of mindlessness on a mindless site with mindless talk.
        Also vole NO to arse licking, arse rimming, BB fluffy sweaters of any kind.
        And Vote NO for Leb Anything… the flip that runs the site.
        And Vote No for all the vote Yesses, that want institutionalised poofterism taught in schools as being normal

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        • VOTE NO = VOTE FOR FASCISTS says:

          joe blow you are truly stupid on so many levels. Far left or far right are both dangerous and both have strong fascist tendencies not that a dumb dumb with ZERO life experience or intelligence like you would understand. Also because of our geographic position and the fact the US needs Pine Gap among other things the US would NEVER abandon us as it would not serve their interest at all. Go spew your stupid alt-right lies of paranoia and stupidity somewhere else.

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        • WAKE UP AUSTRALIA says:

          VOTE NO = VOTE FOR FASCISTS yes i know im not very smart and in time history will show i was wrong but im just too impotent and bigoted to have an original idea. my parents were related so what can you expect from me

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      • Bashir says:

        Booyaa, leb gherkin. I agrees wid ya bro! Fark des leftys. Day makes me sick.
        To Stiffy.
        Ders nothing wrong wid farkin gerls up da ass. Is tite, bro. An i likes rimming der asses. Its nice. Da bitchs like it mate. Nuthin beta dan porking bitchs ass widout a ruba. Feel good. Reel good

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    • Lebanese Gherkin says:

      Why do lefties say Fascists were the Far Right. Firstly Fascism & Communism are SOCIALISM. They are two sides of the same coin. The term NAZI stands for the Nationalist Workers Socialist Party (in German). Do a Wikipedia on NAZI. Socialism is opposite to Capitalism; one is The Left, the other is The Right.
      BTW I’m voting NO. Sick & tired of the Gay community pushing their agenda. When they dont get their way, they keep whingeing & whining claiming tbey are VICTIMS. Fuck! Get over it. It is what it is.
      If the YES vote is carried, I’ll accept it. Cause i’m straight. Am man enough to cope with disaster. Not like these pillow biters & the butch sisterhood.

      Reply
    • Linford says:

      Has anyone been to Centerfolds on the northshore lately? Is it still there

      Reply
    • The only thing you’ll be pushing back against is my 8″ ISIS mamba

      Reply
      • Make Australia straight again says:

        They reckon you offer the mamba for a small fee every Friday evening in the mens toilet in the Village tavern at Auburn

        Reply
  125. Alex says:

    went and visited a private place in Marsfield today two Asian girls busty for the size operating out of medina apartments in busaco rd phone number 0423231355 both girls do an amzing job , found the ad in the Northern times , ask them to for the quiet time special two girls for $80 for the hour everything is on offer

    Reply
    • Cheyenne Bodie says:

      Alex. What does “everything is on offer” include?

      Reply
    • LFAGT GFE says:

      I just rang the number. They are charging $150 for 30 mins and $200 for 1hour. I asked about any special rates, no special rate.
      This is way above what I normally pay. I pay $85 to max $100 for 30 mins.

      Reply
    • Bargain says:

      $80 for the hour and two girls and everything is on offer. What a bargain. I am going there. What time is quite time?

      Reply
      • Bashir says:

        Mr Bargain. Pleeze tel wat is like. Do dey dos anal

        Reply
  126. Bronco Laine says:

    Just left Miss Heavens. Went after work. Quite a selection of WLs with BIG TITS were on hand. I picked Nicky. Has huge bazookas. Before any one asks, she is a BBW so she is luscious. Yep voluptuous. Big tits big ass big tummy. BOOYAH. Plenty of cushin for pushin. LMAO. I undressed & showered. She came in as i was towelling myself. I barred up when feasting my eyes on her fucking huge tits as she undressed. We started DFKing. She is a passionate kisser. Her hand wandered down to my prick. TBH it aint big, it aint thick but it sure does the job!!!! At least i dont BS like other punters. Ohhhh i have 9″ or it is so thick that they cant suck it etc etc. Yeah dream on wankers. She moved me to the bed where I
    was on the receiving end of a good sucking of my erect throbbing rock hard penis. Then we swapped position. I gently kissed sucked & licked her fucking tits. So huge. So soft. Hmmmm. Just cracked a mongrel. LOL. Then gave her tummy & thighs a cat bath. Then journeyed down to her bug luscious juicy cunt. My tongue & mouth gave her clit a massive workout. Inserted 2 fingers into her wet moisty. Fuck she was wet. Am pretty sure she orgasmed a few times. Then tongued her pussy & arse. She went berserk when my tongue alternated from her cunt to her cornhole & back cetetera cetetera – hahaha.
    Then got into 69. I made sure i was on top. She would have crushed me Her oral skills are fantastic. So good that I exploded my cum in her mouth. Then i DFKed her mouth. I was so turned on. She liked that. Boy what a session. What a woman. Yep she is all woman. A real woman. I’m in lust. WeIl you like huge tits & BBWs then Nicky is the m

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    • Pal says:

      BOOYAA to bronco lane

      Reply
    • Ty Harden says:

      Hip hip hooray to Bronco Lane
      Poo bah kaboom to dat lame Pal
      Hip hip hoo ray
      Hip hip hoo ray
      Boom boom boom boom

      Reply
    • Peter Maynard says:

      Went to Massage Shop at 12/121 Quay Street Haymarket. Always new young girls here and well managed. Mirrors too. Saw Susie for 2nd time (tuesday thursday Friday are her days). Paid $35+50 for Nude HE with good touching/sucking. This girl is really attractive. Half Indian/English, great service. Body is flawless and her underwear is spot on.

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    • Bronco Lane says:

      Paid another visit to Miss Heavens. BTW this is my favourite bordello. Some BIG tits on offer. Darcy, Nicky, Vicky, Candy, Tammy, Ebony. I picked Tammy for the first time.
      Huge tits for a lean trim rootin’ machine. Pretty good session. Great oral skills. Had an awesome 69. So awesome i came in her mouth. Thoroughly enjoyable.

      Reply
  127. JG says:

    4/90 WALDRON ROAD, CHESTER HILL
    Monday – Eva (says Monday’s only)
    Chinese, 40s, tubby body. Long curly black hair.
    $35/30m + $20HJ

    Average massage, fast happy ending 3/10. Below Average, AVOID
    I heard this place was better on a Tuesday.

    There used to be a thread about this place and now all of it has been deleted.

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  128. Lady hunter says:

    Hey guys. Has anybody seen Courtney lately. She hasn’t been at cougars for a while.
    Also I saw angel last week and was left wondering what all the fuss is about this lady. Sure she gave bbbj and bbfs was on offer but she is nothing special and has a pretty boring personality. I won’t be seeing her again. I might try that Georgie next time

    Reply
    • Hoss Cartwright says:

      Lady Hunter. I like Angel coz she is a filthy no-holes slut in the room. Just the way i like ’em. Plus greek is on offer. She has a nice tight arse

      Reply
      • Pal's Alter Ego says:

        Good one, Hoss. I’ve seen Angel heaps of time. Great value & as Hoss stated, her cornhole is tight

        Reply
    • Peter Maynard says:

      Visited 4/108 Maroubra Road, Maroubra. Saw Nancy ex 91 Boyce. Good Massage and standard $20 extra, Very good. Saw a hot young Thai Girl there as well, very friendly. Good Parlour, well run.

      Reply
  129. Plonk Artist says:

    As I was in the vicinity of Judy’s Hairdressing / SL Massage near Ermington today, I thought I’d give it a go. I remember some punter mentioned it a while back.Now, as my willy has been over done of late, my thought was someone would really need to be good to get me over the line today.
    So, I go upstairs – It’s an open plan hairdressing salon. There were quite a few chooks having their hair done. Was greeted and escorted to a private massage room, with a lockable door. Inside the room are 3 massage tables separated by curtains. Fortunately I was the only one there. The lady was Chinese in her 30’s. Really quite nice and attentive. BTW the linen looks very clean. So she starts the massage routine, I am naked under the towel. Eventually she slips the towel right off … but I get the impression she is uncertain as to what I want. The uncertainty was dispelled when I guided her hand to my arse crack, balls and cock. Then she gets me to turn around.
    What proceeds was about 25 minutes of very nice willy stroking, keeping pace with the Chinese opera she had playing in the background. She went fast and slow keeping up with the music. She put me past the line with a woosh of spunk as the opera finished. It was really lovely, sensual and she affectionately gave me big hugs. Only minimal touching allowed – which I respected. $60 for 60 min + $30 for he.
    On reflection the chooks are having their hair done, about a metre away, while I was having my pubic hairs ruffled hahahahahh.

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    • Steve says:

      Hey what’s the address to that place where you got a massage from? And what’s the shops number? 🙂

      Reply
      • Plonk Artist says:

        Turn into Victoria Rd, from Church St, Parramatta. Head towards Sydney… not far on the right you’ll see Aldi at an intersection. Directly opposite from there is a small shopping centre. You can’t miss it.

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        • Punter333 says:

          Great Review Plonk. I had basically the exact same experience. Now.. there is also a new HE/massage joint which is openly a HE joint just to the right of the SLmassage/hair salon. I’ve been there as well. It is a very odd experience there as the place is decked out in Hawaiian theme decorations…. AND the lady who runs the joint plays this 1980s American country music CD on repeat. I wonder who she was trying to market to with this approach… American sailors? Anyways.. they have 2 ladies there as far as I can tell one 30 something japanese lady and the boss who is 50 something chinese (curvy).

          Both SL and the new place are fantastic. I have to be honest.. I too kinda get more of a thrill going to SL massage as I like getting HE in places that are actually more legit joints. Makes it feel more special 😉

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        • Plonk Artist/Punter333 aka Pal says:

          Gee! Pal is that you? Plonk Artists review reads like something Pal would write. We know he loves the Chinese ladies as they are cheap.

          Pal creates another alias using the name Punter333 to backup his bullshit review.

          Its quite easy for me to spot a Pal review 😉

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  130. John says:

    Has anyone tried ebony from miss heaven? Want to know if she has real black f cup tits or not.

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    • Linford says:

      Never had her. Hoping she is like maseratixxx huge tits. Has anyone found SHERIDAN or Hannah. They are the biggest tits ive played with. Her tits should never leave the industry. Come back to work SHERIDAN

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      • Stifler says:

        No Sheridan updates sorry mate.
        Looking forward to that day though.
        For now you should check out an Indian BBW named Sheena who advertises on Cracker.

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    • Lebanese Cucumber says:

      I seen Ebony. She has huge tatas. Got me a great BBBJ & she rimmed my arsehole. She was nice to talk to. Had a nice time

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    • SteviesBigWonder says:

      yeah keen to hear more about Ebony too. Her tits sound great! It is her ass I am most interested in. Anyone got info on the booty? Round? Big? I was a huge fan of Dena back in AH days. Hoping for a booty to match Dena’s monster butt! Be good to be able to pop that fudge maker too!

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      • Studious says:

        My question to you is … what attraction do you have with a big, fat, farting, smelly arse ???
        Am I missing something ??
        Look forget Ebony: Just hum this song _

        Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
        Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don’t we?
        We all know that people are the same whereever you go
        There is good and bad in ev’ryone

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  131. Con Rod says:

    Pal. This is for you. LMAO
    link to sydney.cracker.com.au

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  132. Bobbigdick says:

    Any good brothel or escort near Plumpton or Rooty hill ?

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  133. Con Rod says:

    Found an ad on Cracker. No name but she is an independent who works at Hurlstone Park. She claims she is 42. Well her pix are awesome. Booked her for 30 minutes for $100. She does not look 42. Her body is beautiful. Big firm full tits. Beautiful arse. Well the session included DFK, BBBJ, 69 & rimming. Never had sex as i was enjoying the 69 so much that i blew in her mouth. Will see her again. Am in lust!!!! She, Selina (Concord), Sheena (Mascot) & H-E-L-E-N-A (Coogee & Cougar Town, Riverwood) are my favourites. Can find all four in Cracker. All four have beautiful bodies, provide BBBJ & FS. Have had anal with 2 of the above plus have had BBFS with 2 of them once i became a regular.

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    • justin emmanuel luya says:

      Hey guys,

      Who among you here knows if link to payinnight.com legit or not? Please help me. Badly need.

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    • Steve says:

      Hey con rod can you link me to the no name 42 year old girl you’re talking about? The one that you blew in her mouth from hurlstone park, thanks 🙂

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      • Steve says:

        Or atleast her number?

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        • Con Rod says:

          Steve, the ad never included her name & i never asked as i was too distracted. LMAO. This is her mobile number: 0405580986
          Write up a review. I just did a SEARCH in cracker for her but she didnt come up. However i found this ad which i will book later today:
          link to sydney.cracker.com.au
          AWESOME fotos

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        • Con Rod says:

          Steve, what sort of dumb arse question is that? Ring her up, make a booking, have a 69 & cum in her mouth. Fuckwit. I blew in her mouth! Fuck!! What more do you need to know. You saw her pix? Look at her beautiful arse. She has an awesome body.

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          • Steve says:

            You blew in her mouth ?? did u brush your teeth before hand. I hope you didn’t eat garlic prawns ?? Girls don’t like smelly breath.
            Also, a big also- no way do I want a girl u had a 69 with or blew in her mouth. germs, germs – urky you filthy bastard. You probably got every disease under the sun.
            Louis de fly .. straight from rubbish tip to you.

          • Steve says:

            Hey all… watch out !! Con Rod has blown a gasket or a piston ring.
            Con Rod is really a Con Man

      • Con Rod says:

        Steve, i came in her mouth. No she didnt swallow

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        • Stebe says:

          Oh, is cum in mouth a part of her service? 🙂

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          • Con Rod says:

            Steve, you are the who also posts under the name Pal. Admit it. You haven’t rung the number I gave you. If you want to know if CIM is part of her service, ring her and ask her.

      • Massage addict says:

        Who the hell cares about germs. Unless you’re talking about actual diseases, forget about harmless germs and get on with it mate!

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        • Steve says:

          SHIT !! where do you think diseases come from?. GERMS, BACTERIA. Back to primary school science buddy. Once she has something or you deposit something its all shared.
          Hey folks – I have an idea – Lets all have a disease sharing party – ALL WELCUM.

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  134. Ismail says:

    Last night I went for a visit at my local Asian brothell First girl in intro was XXX. No way, had a terrible time with her once. Next was YYYY. Saw her last week and said I wanted to see someone new. In came ZZZZ. New girl, first day she told me. Cute looking, so decided to give her a go. After shower she gave usual catbath, then ask if I wanted bj. Wanted me to pay her extra for bbbj, but told her I usually get it for free. She obliged. It was nice and slow. After a while asked for 69. She said no and wanted extra but again I said it is the norm for here. She said ok and turned around but said only on the outside. Started licking her and she started moaning and pushing her pussy onto my face. Got my tongue in nice & deep. Then pushed her legs back & rimmed her arsehole. Then stuck my tongue in. Well she got really turned on and begged me to fuck her. On with the dom, started on top for a while and then she started to thrust her pussy hard against me. Turned her over and entered her from behind. Came not long after. She jumped in the shower and then I did. Knew it wasn’t time and asked for a massage. I think she was hoping to finish early. Gave an okay massage till finish. Had another shower and left. Not sure if I would see her again. Good time but just didn’t connect

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    • Tall guy says:

      Is there really a point of a review done with X and Y?

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      • Ismail says:

        Tall Guy. There is because a number of threads were removed because some WLs objected to having reviews written about them. EG the thread for Cougar Town was removed because H..E..L..E..N..A objected. Some punters claimed she provided BBFS & anal. Big deal. Likewise MH (@Artarmon) was removed because Mona didnt like it be known she provided anal. She was at MH for about 2 months. Other threads that were removed included Amandas & 269.

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        • old wog says:

          these threads would never get deleted if the girls like h-e-l-e-n-a washed their arses after taking a dump / seeing a customer. we all have done doggy and been hit in the face by “that smell” then lost our fat never to get it back

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        • Free speech for parlour pages says:

          Kings court thread was removed also because the owner Big ( obese ) John had his feelings hurt

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        • Con Rod says:

          Well Old Wog, i had the displeasure of copping that “smell”. I think your comments about “H” are BS. I have seen H.E.L.E.N.A at least 50 times over the years & found her to always be clean & hygienic. BTW i always rimmed her. Always tasted & smelled great.

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    • Stiff says:

      You and old Wog are fucking quoits.
      You are just deliberately giving these ladies advertising.
      And what a couple of desperate morons you both are.
      Just what do you expect to smell from being near arses \?? Ever smelt your own arse.

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      • old wog says:

        my arse does not stink for the ladies because i wash it and i scrub it, wash wash wash that stinky arse

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        • Snail Trail says:

          Hahaha you don’t get the fat back after the stink hits your face.
          Maybe they do it deliberately so they get the dosh and no fucky fucky from you.
          Sounds like a brilliant strategy on their part.
          Maybe bring a peg next time. hahahah

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          • old wog says:

            yeah brilliant, if you dont want anymore customers. more likely a lack of basic hygiene on their part.

          • Snail Trail says:

            Ahhh now think this through. You don’t go for the arse doggy style first up do you ??
            Its a way of getting you out of the room quickly after the tool shrivels … never to become erect again … with her… at that moment.
            They couldn’t care about repeat business… there are plenty of dopey johns cued up waiting and ready to be taken for a ride with a smelly arse.
            It happened to me with a woman with very smelly arm pits. What a turn off.

    • Stiff says:

      Hey Ismail and Con Rod you have something in common. Desperate to eat shit.
      Listen… My girlfriend makes a lovely green shit pie. Freshly baked and comes with cunt sauce.
      Send address and I will have it delivered. Absolutely fresh and disease free… no kidding.

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  135. Pal says:

    Listen you goof /s. I have told you no apology .. no Pal or my cousin Churchy.
    Just get down on bended knees and grovel.
    Use my moniker as much as you like.
    I will not respond any more.
    Now nick off. OK ??

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    • I can do that. You’re only pack’in 2.3 inches to I can easily deep throat you.

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      • Sammo says:

        What do you want to be sucked off by a man Pal?

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        • Because he is a disease faggot spreading his depraved homo fantasies. It offends me to be posting in the same thread as him. It anyone deserves an apology it God and Pal should apologise to him for having come into existence as an abomination of nature.

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    • Albert Einstein says:

      The FOUR posts dated August 1 under the names of Pal, Horny Chinaman, Sammo & Der Reichsfuhrer have very similar writing style. All written by the SAME troll. Very very very sad.

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      • This place is juden frei so piss off

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        • Albert Einstein says:

          Fuck off racist bastard. Für ihre Informationen bin ich Lutherischen und Sie sind ein Rassist

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          • Has Enough says:

            Parlour Pages should be closed down !!
            The owner either spreads shit or he / she is unwilling / unable to control the content.
            It has become a dinosaur… completely irrelevant and what’s with the hittler crap.
            It just goes from one extreme to another.

    • Con Rod says:

      This one’s for you Pal. Hahahahaha. Everything you hate, she does.
      link to sydney.cracker.com.au

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  136. Horny Chinaman says:

    I called up and asked who was on, was told: “ask for Rebecca, belly good suck, no congdem”
    So when I show up, turns out Rebecca was the one who answered the phone. There was no mamasan.
    She tried to push me to a room but I said wait let me see who else is here.
    There was one other girl I didn’t ask her name, both were tall, about size 10-12. Rebecca has kinda saggy tits but large, the other girl had massive DDs.
    I smoked a cigarette with them in the lounge area behind the room divider and then took them both for an hour.
    We all showered together and the one chick was rubbing my brown eye while striking my cock as Rebecca washed my body.
    Soon as we get out I had them both suckin my cock and licking my balls BBBJ. The other girl put a Dom on me and I got on top, pumped her while Rebecca and I sucked her tits together. I took my dick out and told Rebecca to suck it, she ripped the Dom off and started sucking. I moved her head down and close to other girls pussy, she took my cock out her mouth and stuck it in other girl a few times befor licking the pussy juice off!! Other girl got on her knees and I face fucked her throat so hard and she took it like it was nothing, this chick was amazing!! Needless to say I came right down her throat and she swallowed my load with a smile, told me she wants “more of my juice”
    Still hard, Rebecca got on her back and pulled my cock into her pussy, no comdom. I fucked her for a while as she fingered the other girl and I sucked her tits. I came straight into her pussy(she was kind of loose).. I was pretty tired after this and I needed to lay down.. Had 10 mins left and the other chick said if I have enough cum left, she would pay me $10.. She sucked my cock for 8 mins and I pumped myself as hard as I could and finally came in her mouth again. She gave me the $10! Haha
    This was by far the best time I’ve ever had at this place. Been here few times before and after, but nothing compares to this time! Hoping to have something similar happen again!!

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    • Pal says:

      Another fake report. Sounds like another wet dream by XXXSmall = Der fagführer = Fred = Sammo = Luv Da Mens.

      So where is my apology?????

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    • James Ellsworth says:

      It would be helpful if you told us where this all took place ?

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    • Had Enough says:

      What sucked your cock for 8 minutes. Is that exactly 8 min .. not 7 min or 71/2 min… were you looking at your watch ?? or maybe you has a speck of shit in it.
      “dreamer notin but a dreamer”

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  137. Luv Da Womans says:

    Went to Cougar Town last Friday night. Shame about the location as it is in Riverwood. What a shitty part of town. There were about 7/8 womans on roster. Selected Stephanie. I like her. She is very attractive and has a nice personality and very big boobies. Her pix are on CT’s website. Upon arrival i was offered a drink. Asked for & received a coke. Was ushered into the room and had a shower. Just as i’d finished drying myself, Steph enters. When she undresses, I boned up immediately. Love her body. Milky white skin, very big luscious tits m, long shapely legs and a big meaty ass. I reckon she is in her mid 40s. Very very presentable. I went behind her. While kissing her neck & shoulders my hands were fondling her huge firm juggs. My rigid cock was poking her in her ass cheek. She gyrated her butt. Gosh she’s so sexy. Down to business. She gave me an awesome BBBJ so i returned the favour DATY. As usual my tongue gravitated towards her ass hole. She moaned in delight; her hips gyrating ever so slightly. Worked my tongue back to pussy & clit. More moaning followed by her first orgasm. The first of many. BTW she complimented my oral skills at session’s end. Moved back to the ass then back to pussy etc etc. Had sex first in missionary, then cowboy followed by doggy. Then into the ass. Paid extra for that. Worth it as her ass is nice & tight. Was so horny, only lasted about 5 minutes in her ass before blowing. All in all a great session, at least for me. For me it is GFE. Wonder what she is like for PSE. Anyway the session was great as usual. Highly recommended.

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    • Sammo says:

      Good stuff mate. With that parasite Pal and his clown friend Churchy gone its a great thread.

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      • Pal says:

        No…. I said I’m not going to be drawn in… get that in your head.
        Sammo=love da womans only one man / boy behind same monikers…. viz admin cock.

        Miss me \… sure you do !!
        Apology or no Pal.
        You can make up as many monikers and steal mine with your false reports.
        But suck it up until you say a contrite Soooooorry.

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        • Sammo says:

          LOL fuckwit claims he’ll not to be drawn in but then responds to post about himself.

          What a weak cunt.

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          • ? says:

            Gee Luv Da Womans, you only love yourself, you must have a small cock since the girls let you poke arse, you poke arse because you cant feel the sides in the pussy, suggest you get a boyfriend then you can just poke arse

        • Silence you subhuman faggot. The only apology you will get from me is a jackboot to the head. Admin needs to take out the trash.

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      • Churchy says:

        Sure Pal, we all miss you like a 9″ trannie cock in the ass. Actually that something you miss but not us coz we’re not a faggot like u.

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      • Pal says:

        OK everyone who wants their assholes cleaned by my tongue come over to toilets at Bondi beach as I will be holding a rimbang for anyone who turns up!!!!

        The fun starts at 8pm

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        • Look Pal, if you can’t control your faggot urges then it will be the final solution for you.

          I wouldn’t let your tongue clean my jackboot let alone my pristine aryan asshole. The only thing jewish filth like you understand is force.

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